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- Okay, did you confirm the wedding photography?
- Check.
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- The videographer?
- Check.
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- The stenographer.
- Check.
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No, there is no stenographer
at a wedding.
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You failed the test!
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You failed.
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Okay, ladies,
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we are 72 hours away
from my wedding.
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And so far, I'm not very
impressed with my bridal party.
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What is this?
You call this a wedding favor?
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I call this garbage!
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Hey, I thought you said
we get to eat the rejects.
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Val, relax,
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your wedding
is gonna be perfect.
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You're right,
you're right.
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Oh, it's just, you know,
you only get married once,
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and I guess this whole thing's
just had me so stressed out.
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Really?
You hide it so well!
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Val, we are
in the home stretch.
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The caterer's
all taken care of,
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the flowers
are all set...
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You picked up
my wedding dress...
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Isn't it nice
when sisters hug?
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- You didn't pick up my dress?
- Sorry.
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What about you? You were
hired as her backup!
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Isn't it nice
when best friends hug?
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What is wrong
with you two?
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This is my bridal gown,
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the center
of my wedding universe.
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It is the sun --
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without which,
all things die.
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Starting with you two!
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Okay, I left five messages
for your dressmaker.
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I'm sure that Gittle
will call you back.
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Yeah, I'm sure she just,
you know,
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took a little vacation,
went out partying.
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A 95-year-old
Russian immigrant?
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Well, they do like
their vodka.
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Hi, uh, we're here
to see Gittle.
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She's in the living room.
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Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
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Obviously, all that partying
caught up with her.
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⪠You really know
how to dance âª
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⪠When you go up, down,
jump around âª
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⪠Talk about true romance âª
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⪠Yeah âª
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⪠Keep on whispering
in my ear âª
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⪠Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear âª
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⪠'Cause it's true âª
⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about âª
⪠Hey âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
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Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com
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Did you find the dress?
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Why aren't you holding the dress?
Why aren't you holding the dress?
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I searched all her closets
and her bedroom,
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and all I found were housecoats
and a poster of Jude Law.
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Holly, I want my dress.
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I want my beautiful, one-of-a-kind
strapless dress
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that took three months to make.
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The woman lives to 95.
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She can't hold out
one more freaking week?
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- Hey...
- Did you find it?
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Totally scored.
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I found these woozy pills
in her medicine cabinet.
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What? She's taken
the ultimate muscle relaxer.
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Okay, Val, don't worry.
I am your maid of honor.
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We're gonna
find your dress, okay?
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It's gotta be here
somewhere.
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It's not like
she was buried in it.
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No.
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She wouldn't.
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I'm going in.
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Oh, Gittle! Gittle!
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Gittle!
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Why is it always
the good ones?
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Navy blue with ruffles.
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I'm gonna go mingle,
see what I can find out.
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[ whimpers ]
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How could this happen?
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Gone, just like that.
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I know.
She was a great woman.
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So thoughtful,
so wise...
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and not afraid to try
new things in bed.
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It's a shame
how she went, isn't it?
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Yeah.
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How was that exactly?
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In her sleep.
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Aww...well, at least
it was peaceful.
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Not really.
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She was driving
at the time.
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All right, hey, listen,
I talked to the old guy.
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Yeah, that
narrows it down.
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Well, it seems as though
the family took
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all the clothes
in the apartment
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and donated them
to a thrift store in Queens.
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A thrift store?
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My beautiful dress is hanging
next to polyester pants
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and old yellow bras?
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[ cellular phone rings ]
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Oh, my God,
whose is that?
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That's so inconsiderate.
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[ ring ]
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Hello?
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Oh, God, okay, yes,
I'll tell her.
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What now?
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That was the florist.
Um...
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They can't get you
your peach roses,
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- so how about yellow?
- How about no?
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My color scheme is
"First Harvest Peach,"
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not "pee-pee yellow."
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Mint?
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No. Don't try
to drug me.
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I need to have
all of my strength
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when I rip that florist
a new one!
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Okay, you and Lauren
go rip the florist a new one,
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I'll grab the guys, and we'll go
to that thrift shop in Queens.
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Okay, good, there's a lot
of old in here.
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Let's beat it before
another one of 'em goes.
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And now if you'd join us
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in the dining room
for a small buffet.
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Okay.
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Lauren!
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Come on, let's go,
we're gonna miss the shrimp.
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Let's go!
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Wow, now I know
where the '70s came to die.
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Are you kidding?
This stuff is...
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dyn-o-mite!
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J.J., we need to focus.
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We are looking for
a strapless, beaded bodice.
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You understand, we only know
"pretty" or "ugly."
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And when we're drunk,
either one is fine,
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am I right?
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Don't laugh at that.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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And a special hello
to you, Popeye.
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Hi, I am looking
for a wedding dress.
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You aren't going
to marry him, are you?
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Because that would
make me sad.
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Okay, she scares me
a lot.
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Wedding dresses
are over there.
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We've got a lot
of treasures in here.
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And just remember,
anything slightly used
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can be made beautiful again
with a little spit...
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and polish.
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[ sing-song ]
Popeye has a girlfriend...
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Shut up, Ben.
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Uh, guys...
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check this out.
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I think it's a phone.
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Hey, look at this.
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By the time you finish
dialing 911, you're dead.
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[ mocking ]
Ha ha ha.
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Okay, maybe I should've brought
three puppies to help me,
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because they would've had
more concentration.
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Come on, we have
to find the dress.
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Now, you see, if more women
wore wedding dresses like this,
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more men
would be marrying women.
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It's not here,
it's not here.
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Excuse me, miss.
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Do you have a specific
wedding dress? It's a...
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[ All ]: Strapless, beaded bodice.
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Oh, of course,
it's beautiful.
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And gone. I sold it.
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What, you sold it? Why --
why would you sell it?
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So I don't have
to eat cat food.
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Well, who bought the dress?
We need to speak to them.
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Yes.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
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I don't give out
customer information.
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We get a lot
of celebrities here.
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Hey, guys, we have
to get that address.
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How about it,
Popeye?
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Damn this face and body.
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What am I gonna do?
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Val has been planning
this wedding since she was 10.
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She has pictured the dress,
she's pictured the roses...
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Did she picture her fiancé
with another woman?
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What?
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Hey, that is Rick
at the pizza place.
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Oh, my God.
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[ gasps ]
He's with Julie.
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Julie?
Ex-fiancée Julie?
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That scum.
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Holly, I'm sure there's
a perfectly good explanation
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why he came
all the way out to Queens
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to share a slice of pizza
with his once almost-wife
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two days
before he gets married.
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The reason is,
he's scum!
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Oh, my God,
I can't believe him.
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What could Rick
be doing?
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Apparently Julie.
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Is that helpful?
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This is really
gonna kill Val.
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Hey, Holly, calm down.
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For all you know, Rick told Val
that he's having lunch
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with Julie.
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And you might be able
to clear that up right now.
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Look who's coming.
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Did you find my dress?
Do they have my dress?
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- Where is it?
- Okay, funny story...
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Uh, just know that's how
the florist started with her,
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and he's still got an ice pack
on his groin, so...
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Okay, look,
they sold your dress.
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Oh, my God.
Ooh, my back's tightening.
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Okay, no, don't stress.
Don't stress.
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You know what happens
when you stress.
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Apparently, I'm stressing
because now it's spasming.
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Don't spasm.
No need to spasm.
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Hey, Lauren, you got
any more of those mints?
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No. No, my family
is flying in for the holidays,
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and I am really gonna need
to freshen my breath then.
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Okay, Vince is getting
the address of the girl
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who bought it,
and we're gonna go get it.
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They sold it?
Oh, my God.
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Hey, um, your back doesn't
seem to be getting any better.
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Maybe you should call Rick
and have him come pick you up.
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No, he can't. He's in New Jersey
all day on business.
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Is that what he told you --
New Jersey? That scum!
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What?
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There's just quite a bit
of scum in New Jersey.
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Okay.
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I got the address.
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And now I feel dirty
and cheap.
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Okay, great, let's go.
Let's go get it.
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No, no, we can't.
We have to bring
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the photographer his check
at 4:00.
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How are we supposed
to do both?
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Okay, stop. Ben and I
will drop off the check
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with the photographer.
Gary and Vince will pick up
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your dress. Lauren's gonna
take you home,
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and you're gonna get
your back massager
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and actually use it
on your back, okay?
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Everybody know what they have
to do? Ready, break!
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Ooh, on the way home,
can we stop
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at that pizza place
across the street?
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- No! No pizza place!
- Why not?
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- Because, uh, I need to talk to you about something.
- Can't it wait?
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- No, no, no, it can't wait. See, um...
- What?
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Is it weird if I...
249
00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:35,700
look at other girls
and have feelings?
250
00:10:35,737 --> 00:10:37,504
What?
251
00:10:37,543 --> 00:10:39,510
[ whispers ] Rick and Julie
just got in a cab.
252
00:10:39,550 --> 00:10:41,384
Okay, you know what?
It's over.
253
00:10:41,422 --> 00:10:43,623
That phase has passed.
Let's go.
254
00:10:43,662 --> 00:10:45,763
Um, is it weird?
255
00:10:54,496 --> 00:10:56,397
24C. This is it.
256
00:10:56,435 --> 00:10:58,403
All right,
so how do we do this?
257
00:10:58,442 --> 00:11:00,910
We just ask for
the wedding dress back?
258
00:11:00,949 --> 00:11:02,984
Well, let me see,
in my all experience
259
00:11:03,022 --> 00:11:05,657
asking for wedding dresses
back -- I don't know!
260
00:11:05,697 --> 00:11:07,999
Don't worry.
I'll handle it.
261
00:11:08,038 --> 00:11:10,640
All right.
262
00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:13,715
- She's wearing it.
- I see.
263
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:16,291
How are you doing?
Uh, I'm Vince.
264
00:11:16,331 --> 00:11:19,700
I...uh...tell her
why we're here, Gar.
265
00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:24,485
Hi.
266
00:11:24,523 --> 00:11:26,390
Ha. Um...
267
00:11:26,429 --> 00:11:29,998
Are we -- are we
interrupting anything holy?
268
00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:32,876
Oh, no, I'm getting
married in a few days.
269
00:11:32,916 --> 00:11:35,184
My mother's just
hemming my dress.
270
00:11:35,223 --> 00:11:37,758
Okay, well, you see,
that's why we're here.
271
00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:40,633
Um, yeah,
about your dress...
272
00:11:40,673 --> 00:11:42,807
now, uh...
273
00:11:42,847 --> 00:11:44,648
tell her, Vince.
274
00:11:44,686 --> 00:11:47,254
Uh, see,
the thing is,
275
00:11:47,294 --> 00:11:49,795
it was accidentally
donated to the store
276
00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:53,138
where you bought it,
and we kinda need it back.
277
00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:55,147
[ Woman ]: Who is it, Nikki?
278
00:11:55,185 --> 00:11:58,521
It's about the dress, Ma.
They want it back.
279
00:12:00,703 --> 00:12:03,605
Who wants what back?
280
00:12:03,645 --> 00:12:06,347
Wow, okay, um, ahem...
281
00:12:06,387 --> 00:12:09,522
see, this was
our friend Val's dress,
282
00:12:09,564 --> 00:12:12,265
and through a series
of bad circumstances,
283
00:12:12,306 --> 00:12:14,841
it ended up at a thrift store
where you...
284
00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:17,715
Paid good money for it,
and it's ours.
285
00:12:17,756 --> 00:12:20,891
Go stir the sauce,
Nikki.
286
00:12:20,932 --> 00:12:24,235
Yeah, b-but it was
Val's first.
287
00:12:24,276 --> 00:12:26,711
And this dress --
it means everything to her.
288
00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:28,851
And she's getting married
in a few days.
289
00:12:28,891 --> 00:12:31,159
Now, to be honest with you,
the woman hasn't had
290
00:12:31,198 --> 00:12:33,399
the best of luck with men.
I mean, the first one --
291
00:12:33,438 --> 00:12:36,773
Luck with men? My daughter
used to weigh 230 pounds.
292
00:12:36,816 --> 00:12:39,184
I went all the way
to the Vatican
293
00:12:39,223 --> 00:12:41,624
to pray she'd stop eating
like a pig
294
00:12:41,664 --> 00:12:43,431
and find a husband.
295
00:12:43,470 --> 00:12:46,004
A week later, she got in a fight
at the bowling alley
296
00:12:46,044 --> 00:12:48,378
and wound up
with her jaw wired shut.
297
00:12:48,418 --> 00:12:49,618
Thank God.
298
00:12:49,655 --> 00:12:52,724
And 75 pounds later,
she met her fiancé.
299
00:12:52,765 --> 00:12:54,832
It was a miracle,
300
00:12:54,872 --> 00:12:56,939
as was finding
this dress.
301
00:12:56,978 --> 00:13:00,814
So, you see,
I ain't giving it up.
302
00:13:10,219 --> 00:13:13,922
Listen, you look like
a reasonable...
303
00:13:13,964 --> 00:13:15,631
moderately attractive
woman.
304
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:16,837
I know --
305
00:13:20,351 --> 00:13:23,320
Well, looks like Popeye
lost his pretty.
306
00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,874
Okay, I'm just gonna ask you
one last time.
307
00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:36,915
Are you sure you want to tell
Val about Rick and Julie?
308
00:13:36,953 --> 00:13:38,587
Well, she deserves to know.
309
00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:40,660
She's marrying him
in three days.
310
00:13:40,698 --> 00:13:42,933
But if you never see me again,
311
00:13:42,972 --> 00:13:45,240
you can have my chicken
at the wedding.
312
00:13:45,279 --> 00:13:46,513
Good luck.
313
00:13:46,550 --> 00:13:48,351
Thank you.
314
00:13:48,389 --> 00:13:51,592
Whoa, whoa, I ordered
50 chickens and 85 salmon.
315
00:13:51,632 --> 00:13:53,600
There are
only 84 salmon here.
316
00:13:53,639 --> 00:13:56,007
I'm missing salmon. I can't
believe I'm missing a salmon!
317
00:13:56,046 --> 00:13:58,248
You're missing a lot more
than a salmon.
318
00:14:00,393 --> 00:14:04,630
Hey, um, how are you doing?
Are you still in pain?
319
00:14:04,673 --> 00:14:07,808
Oh, well,
sometimes I black out,
320
00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:10,151
and that's a nice relief.
321
00:14:10,190 --> 00:14:12,892
There's something
I have to tell you.
322
00:14:12,933 --> 00:14:15,334
Oh, God, they called. They can't
find the dress, right?
323
00:14:15,373 --> 00:14:17,174
No, no, it's on its way.
324
00:14:17,212 --> 00:14:19,881
What I wanted
to tell you, um...
325
00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,120
What?
326
00:14:21,158 --> 00:14:23,526
Okay. Hypothetically
speaking,
327
00:14:23,565 --> 00:14:27,868
if there was a tidal wave
heading towards New York,
328
00:14:27,912 --> 00:14:29,913
would you want to know
it was coming,
329
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,387
or would you prefer
to be surprised
330
00:14:32,426 --> 00:14:34,394
and see if you survive?
331
00:14:34,432 --> 00:14:37,434
Are there any salmon
in this tidal wave?
332
00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:39,577
[ knock on door ]
333
00:14:39,615 --> 00:14:42,183
One wedding dress
334
00:14:42,224 --> 00:14:44,091
for Miss Val Tyler.
335
00:14:44,130 --> 00:14:47,599
Oh, it's here!
Let me see her, let me see her.
336
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:49,875
Yeah, oh, I wanna hug you.
337
00:14:49,914 --> 00:14:52,516
- Aww...
- Not you, the dress!
338
00:14:52,556 --> 00:14:54,824
Bam!
339
00:14:54,863 --> 00:14:57,231
What the hell is that?
340
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,238
Well, something old,
something new,
341
00:14:59,277 --> 00:15:01,144
something borrowed,
something eww.
342
00:15:01,183 --> 00:15:02,717
Where is my dress?
343
00:15:02,754 --> 00:15:04,655
Well, we tried
to get it back,
344
00:15:04,694 --> 00:15:06,662
but there was
a scary Italian lady
345
00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:08,935
who says she knows the Pope
and we had to kiss his feet,
346
00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:11,442
and I ain't kissing
no old man's feet.
347
00:15:11,482 --> 00:15:13,082
- Oh, my wedding is ruined!
- Okay, look, it's not gonna be ruined by a dress.
348
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,620
There's a lot of, um,
349
00:15:14,658 --> 00:15:16,893
other things
that can ruin weddings.
350
00:15:16,932 --> 00:15:19,000
No, Holly,
it's not just the dress.
351
00:15:19,038 --> 00:15:21,073
It's the flowers, the napkins,
the salmon!
352
00:15:21,111 --> 00:15:22,712
These are all omens.
353
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:24,451
I'm gonna go upstairs
and go to bed.
354
00:15:24,489 --> 00:15:26,257
Maybe I'll have that
recurring nightmare
355
00:15:26,294 --> 00:15:28,262
where I'm naked
at my wedding.
356
00:15:28,301 --> 00:15:30,369
Oh, wait, I will be.
357
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:33,009
You know what?
She'll be fine.
358
00:15:33,049 --> 00:15:35,117
She just needs a house call
from her doctor.
359
00:15:35,155 --> 00:15:38,090
Johnny Walker, M.D.
360
00:15:38,132 --> 00:15:41,868
Holly, we're sorry. We really
did try to get the dress back.
361
00:15:41,910 --> 00:15:43,911
I know,
and I appreciate it.
362
00:15:43,950 --> 00:15:45,951
Would you mind giving me
some time alone?
363
00:15:45,989 --> 00:15:48,390
I have to figure out
this whole Rick and Julie thing.
364
00:15:48,430 --> 00:15:50,431
- You got it.
- Thanks.
365
00:15:52,676 --> 00:15:53,910
What?
366
00:15:53,947 --> 00:15:57,717
Well, it's just that
the dress cost us 100 bucks.
367
00:15:57,759 --> 00:16:00,194
But that's cool.
Pay us when you can.
368
00:16:03,778 --> 00:16:06,346
- Hey, Rick.
- Ha ha!
369
00:16:06,387 --> 00:16:10,023
First time today
I've seen you.
370
00:16:10,064 --> 00:16:12,032
Yeah, and now
we're leaving...
371
00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:14,205
to go have pizza -- not that
that means anything
372
00:16:14,244 --> 00:16:16,011
in particular.
373
00:16:19,995 --> 00:16:21,762
- Hey.
- Hello.
374
00:16:21,801 --> 00:16:23,902
Is Val around? I just got
this message on my cell
375
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,909
about the dress
and her back...
376
00:16:25,947 --> 00:16:27,581
Uh-huh, yeah,
she's upstairs.
377
00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:30,188
Her back is still
pretty messed up.
378
00:16:30,227 --> 00:16:32,195
That's all the stress
from planning this wedding.
379
00:16:32,233 --> 00:16:34,067
She's taking on too much.
380
00:16:34,106 --> 00:16:36,474
Oh, right, well, maybe it's just
because she loves you so much,
381
00:16:36,514 --> 00:16:38,949
and she just wants
everything to be perfect.
382
00:16:38,988 --> 00:16:40,222
I love her, too.
383
00:16:40,258 --> 00:16:41,625
Right.
384
00:16:41,662 --> 00:16:43,897
So, um...
how was New Jersey?
385
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,338
New Jersey was New Jersey.
386
00:16:46,377 --> 00:16:48,412
Yeah...that's funny.
387
00:16:48,451 --> 00:16:50,819
I forgot, how do you usually
get to New Jersey?
388
00:16:50,858 --> 00:16:53,927
Is there a shortcut through
a pizza place in Queens?
389
00:16:53,968 --> 00:16:55,002
What?
390
00:16:55,038 --> 00:16:56,605
I saw you and Julie today.
391
00:16:56,643 --> 00:16:58,744
And don't you think
about having me whacked,
392
00:16:58,783 --> 00:17:01,418
because Gary, Vince, and Ben
saw you, too.
393
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:03,525
Okay, Holly, listen,
Julie called me
394
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,466
and said she wanted
to give me her blessing.
395
00:17:05,504 --> 00:17:07,872
She said that it would
help her have closure.
396
00:17:07,911 --> 00:17:10,546
I left her at the altar, Holly.
I owed her that.
397
00:17:10,587 --> 00:17:12,488
Okay, if it's all
so innocent,
398
00:17:12,526 --> 00:17:14,560
then why didn't you
just tell Val?
399
00:17:14,599 --> 00:17:16,666
Have you met your sister?
Her eye twitched for three days
400
00:17:16,706 --> 00:17:18,773
when she found out
the wedding singer
401
00:17:18,812 --> 00:17:20,513
didn't know
any Michael Bolton.
402
00:17:20,551 --> 00:17:22,252
Okay, this is so not
the same thing.
403
00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:23,924
I mean, if it wasn't
that big of a deal, then --
404
00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:26,096
Holly, there's nothing
to worry about, okay?
405
00:17:26,135 --> 00:17:28,103
Rick! Oh, I thought
I heard you down here.
406
00:17:28,141 --> 00:17:29,708
[ knock on door ]
407
00:17:29,747 --> 00:17:31,514
I've had the worst day.
Everything is falling apart.
408
00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:33,152
I'm so glad you're here.
409
00:17:33,191 --> 00:17:34,858
Hey, um, Val,
this is Nikki.
410
00:17:34,895 --> 00:17:37,463
She's here
about the dress.
411
00:17:37,504 --> 00:17:40,472
Hi, I found out where you lived
from the thrift store lady.
412
00:17:40,513 --> 00:17:42,547
Oh, please, God,
let that be my dress.
413
00:17:42,587 --> 00:17:44,988
Yeah, I got to thinking
about what those two guys said
414
00:17:45,027 --> 00:17:46,962
about how this was
your dream dress.
415
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,734
I can't take that
away from you.
416
00:17:48,772 --> 00:17:50,773
Oh...
417
00:17:50,812 --> 00:17:52,412
We didn't have
a lot of money
418
00:17:52,451 --> 00:17:54,352
after my father's
operation.
419
00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:56,157
So finding it
was like a miracle.
420
00:17:56,196 --> 00:17:58,564
And it was a miracle
that I fit into it.
421
00:17:58,603 --> 00:18:00,971
I don't know if you heard,
but I used to tip in at 230.
422
00:18:01,011 --> 00:18:02,311
Oh, my God,
423
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:04,716
did you go
to Camp Chubby-Wubby
424
00:18:04,756 --> 00:18:07,057
in Great Neck?
425
00:18:07,096 --> 00:18:08,497
No.
426
00:18:08,534 --> 00:18:10,068
Me neither.
427
00:18:10,105 --> 00:18:12,974
Well, anyway, it really
is a beautiful dress.
428
00:18:13,014 --> 00:18:15,849
I felt like
Cinderella in it.
429
00:18:15,891 --> 00:18:18,526
So, what are you gonna do
for a wedding dress?
430
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,533
Back to the thrift store.
431
00:18:20,571 --> 00:18:22,772
But at least I'm still
marrying a great guy.
432
00:18:22,812 --> 00:18:25,947
Oh, this guy -- he's like
chocolate chip cheesecake
433
00:18:25,988 --> 00:18:28,724
with fudge sauce
drizzled on top.
434
00:18:28,764 --> 00:18:31,199
No, he's like
a glazed doughnut
435
00:18:31,238 --> 00:18:33,806
that when you bite
into it,
436
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:36,181
all of a sudden,
peanut butter shoots out.
437
00:18:36,221 --> 00:18:39,823
Somebody's obsessed
with carbs.
438
00:18:39,865 --> 00:18:41,899
A total surprise,
you know?
439
00:18:41,938 --> 00:18:43,939
Just like me
finding love.
440
00:18:43,978 --> 00:18:46,613
'Cause, you know, that's what
this is all about -- love.
441
00:18:46,653 --> 00:18:48,654
It doesn't matter
about the dresses
442
00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:51,895
or the fish or chicken
or overbearing mothers...
443
00:18:51,936 --> 00:18:54,438
when you find
your soul mate,
444
00:18:54,477 --> 00:18:55,944
nothing else matters.
445
00:18:55,982 --> 00:18:58,584
You know what?
She's right.
446
00:18:58,623 --> 00:19:00,224
This is
about you and me.
447
00:19:00,262 --> 00:19:02,730
Yes. So let's get past
the wedding
448
00:19:02,770 --> 00:19:04,737
and on to our marriage
because I can't wait.
449
00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:08,145
Oh, my God, you got
a good one, too.
450
00:19:08,187 --> 00:19:10,288
Yeah, I did, didn't I?
451
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:15,101
I'm sorry. I've been
such an idiot.
452
00:19:15,141 --> 00:19:16,408
Thank you.
453
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:17,679
Oh, my pleasure.
454
00:19:17,717 --> 00:19:19,484
Well, look,
I better get going.
455
00:19:19,523 --> 00:19:21,690
The thrift store
closes in an hour.
456
00:19:21,729 --> 00:19:23,196
Maybe I'll find
another miracle dress.
457
00:19:23,234 --> 00:19:24,968
Have a happy life.
458
00:19:25,006 --> 00:19:27,207
Uh...
459
00:19:27,246 --> 00:19:29,748
wait a minute.
460
00:19:31,928 --> 00:19:34,029
You forgot something.
461
00:19:34,068 --> 00:19:35,435
Oh, no way.
462
00:19:35,472 --> 00:19:37,774
No...you just gave me
something,
463
00:19:37,812 --> 00:19:39,947
and I want
to give you something.
464
00:19:39,986 --> 00:19:41,453
Are you serious?
465
00:19:41,490 --> 00:19:43,558
Oh, my God.
466
00:19:43,598 --> 00:19:45,565
Do you know
what you are?
467
00:19:45,604 --> 00:19:48,872
You are a hot chocolate soufflé
on a cold winter's night.
468
00:19:50,886 --> 00:19:52,854
Oh, thank you so much!
469
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,927
Now I'm gonna get out
of here really fast
470
00:19:54,966 --> 00:19:57,201
before you change
your mind.
471
00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:00,175
Hey, you got
a good one, too.
472
00:20:00,216 --> 00:20:02,984
Bye!
473
00:20:03,025 --> 00:20:06,227
Hey, Val,
that was really sweet
474
00:20:06,268 --> 00:20:08,136
what you did.
475
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,242
No, it was really sweet
what you guys did
476
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,248
putting up with me today.
477
00:20:12,287 --> 00:20:14,355
- Today?
- Today?
478
00:20:14,393 --> 00:20:16,094
You know, I didn't think
it was possible,
479
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,733
but I think
I love you even more.
480
00:20:17,770 --> 00:20:19,905
Aww...that's really sweet.
Very touching.
481
00:20:19,944 --> 00:20:22,579
Now, what the hell are you
gonna wear to your wedding?
482
00:20:22,619 --> 00:20:25,688
Lauren, we're having
a moment here, all right?
483
00:20:25,729 --> 00:20:28,831
Okay, moment over.
I have no dress, ladies.
484
00:20:28,872 --> 00:20:30,873
Let's go. Bergdorf's
closes in an hour.
485
00:20:30,911 --> 00:20:33,513
- I'll meet you right outside.
- Okay, bye, see ya!
486
00:20:35,559 --> 00:20:38,161
What you said about Julie
makes sense,
487
00:20:38,201 --> 00:20:41,170
- but something still just doesn't feel right.
- Holly --
488
00:20:41,210 --> 00:20:44,012
But she's happy, so I'm not
gonna say anything.
489
00:20:44,052 --> 00:20:46,454
But if you ever
hurt my sister...
490
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:51,736
it'll be a lot harder
than that.
491
00:20:51,770 --> 00:20:55,840
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