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Oh, and don't close your eyes so
much when you are singing,
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and smile and don't forget to show
off your butt, girls like butt.
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Does this look good?
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Ben, I am your manager.
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I'm trying to get
some business done.
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Yeah, so am I.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Tell me,
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- was your father a thief?
- What?
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'Cause I could swear
he stole the stars from the sky
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and put them in your eyes.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, it's -- we're about
to get married.
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It's the last time
I'm gonna be able to use
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that sweet pickup line.
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I used it on you in high school.
You loved it then.
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Yeah, but I had
zits and braces.
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I was just glad
you were talking to me.
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Well, if that line
doesn't work,
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how 'bout the one
I just waited in for two hours
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to get you these?
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Front row tickets
to "Hairspray"?
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Oh, baby, that line
is gonna get you some action.
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Thank you.
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Thanks.
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Man, that waitress
was giving you the big eye.
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Did you get a look
at her specials?
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No, I didn't notice.
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How could you
not notice, bro?
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They were practically
holding up the tray.
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Dude, you gotta get
over Holly.
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I'm over her.
I'm moving on, my man.
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Yeah, that's why you're here
every Friday night.
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I'm here for the same reason
everyone else is here.
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I love Ben's butt.
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[ music starts ]
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That's my cue.
I have to get on stage.
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Okay, wait one second.
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Do you see all those girls
sitting in the front row?
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It would be so hot
if you picked one
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and pulled them on stage
and started to dance with them.
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Um, oh, that one there
with the spiky hair is perfect.
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Holly, that's a guy.
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What,
his money isn't green?
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⪠It was wild in the street,
wild in the night âª
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⪠Blistering cold
in the cold daylight âª
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⪠I can feel your hands âª
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⪠Pushing hard on me âª
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Okay, Jessie,
hit him with the spotlight.
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That's right.
Show off those baby blues.
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⪠All of the nights
that you spent with me âª
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⪠I swear... âª
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Ooh, nice move.
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⪠Do you remember? âª
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⪠'Cause I remember... âª
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You sexy boy.
Ka-ching. Ka-ching.
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⪠Remember like
it was just some dream âª
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⪠But I lost my faith
would you lose yours, too? âª
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⪠Would you bleed for me?
I would bleed for you âª
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There you go.
Good.
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Work it.
Work it. Work it.
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Security, get the slut
off the stage!
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠You really know
how to dance âª
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⪠When you go up, down,
jump around âª
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⪠Talk about true romance âª
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⪠Yeah âª
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⪠Keep on whispering
in my ear âª
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⪠Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear âª
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⪠'Cause it's true âª
⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about âª
⪠Hey âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
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Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com
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That little tramp
was all over Ben.
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I wanted to kill her.
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Oh, my God, Tina,
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I've become one of those girls
I used to make fun of
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when they get all jealous
over their boyfriends.
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Tina, I've become you.
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Welcome.
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And relax.
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You know, everybody
gets jealous.
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You know that vet I work for?
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I get jealous when he talks
to another woman.
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That other woman
is his wife, Tina.
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You really gotta
quit that job.
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We are not here
to talk about me.
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This is about you and Ben
and your sick,
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but completely normal feelings.
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It doesn't feel normal.
I've never felt
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like this before,
and it's freaking me out.
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And he's only gonna get
more famous
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and more girls
are gonna be all over him.
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So, you're his manager.
Cut off the girl supply.
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What are you talking about?
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Stop booking him where
there are gonna be chicks
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who are gonna be hot for him.
Have him open for K.D. Lang.
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That is so immature, Tina.
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I can't let my stupid jealousy
affect his career.
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I'm am not gonna --
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why, do you know somebody
who knows K.D. Lang?
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Val, come back to bed.
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What was it I said
that was so bad?
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Hmm, let's see.
"Ooh, baby. Ooh, baby.
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"Ooh, sexy mama.
Speaking of which,
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my mother's coming
to dinner tonight."
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Well, I knew you'd stress out
'cause I know
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how much you wanna
please my mother.
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So, I thought if told you
while we were gettin' down...
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Getting down?
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Who am I marrying,
P. Diddy?
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Oh, I get it.
That's why you bought me
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the tickets to "Hairspray."
You were just buttering me up.
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Well, I figured if I could
sit through a musical,
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you could sit through dinner
with my mother.
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Either way it's three hours
with a woman who's very loud
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and wearing too much makeup.
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Don't joke.
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Your mom still
hates me from...
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that time.
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Huh?
What time?
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You remember.
We were in high school
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and we were in your room.
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Your parents came home early,
caught us gettin' down --
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Which we weren't,
remember, we weren't.
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Oh, believe me.
I remember.
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But she doesn't.
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That's the day
I stopped being Val
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and became
"the loose one."
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Oh, yeah.
Ha ha.
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No, it's not funny.
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Your mom doesn't like me,
and I want her to like me.
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That is why I'm gonna take her
to dinner at Pastis.
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Oh, honey, it doesn't
have to be that fancy.
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Oh, yes,
it has to be that fancy.
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She thinks
I'm "the loose one."
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I don't get it.
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Why are you suddenly booking me
such weird gigs?
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I should be playing clubs,
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not a three-year-old's
birthday party.
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Well, they loved you.
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What do they know?
They thought I was a kitty.
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Hello, I'm a puppy.
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And this booking
next week --
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Esther Lowenstein's
100th birthday party?
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God willing.
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I did it.
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I got us a table at 7:00.
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Oh, uh, that's great, honey.
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It's just that my mom won't be
able to make it till 8:00.
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She's, uh,
she's seeing a friend.
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Who else does she know
in the city besides you?
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Uh, Julie.
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Julie?
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Your mother is seeing
your ex-fiancée?
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See, this is exactly why
I didn't tell you.
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You're starting to get
all stressed out.
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Stressed? Who's stressed?
I'm not stressed, no.
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Look, I think it's super
that they stayed so close.
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Okay, so what's your mom's
favorite dish?
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Whoa, whoa, I, uh,
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I thought
we were going out for dinner.
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No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
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'Cause Julie is
the best cook ever.
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Yeah, uh, Julie can make
cakes from scratch.
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Julie knows
how to bone a fish.
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Hence, I will be cooking
a kick-ass homemade dinner.
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Now, what is your mother's
favorite dish,
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besides Julie?
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Honey, it doesn't matter, okay?
Whatever you --
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What is it?!
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Mutton stew.
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Your mom likes
old sheep?
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Old sheep stew.
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Old sheep stew
she's getting.
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Hey, you, uh,
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you going on up
because you wanna get down?
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Are you a total moron?
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Okay, Holly, what is going on?
What are you doing?
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I don't know
what I'm doing.
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I'm just following
Tina's advice.
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Tina?
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Holly, I've only been
in the country for three months,
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and even I know not to go
to Tina for advice.
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And advice about what?
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Well, when I saw you onstage
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kissing that groupie girl,
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I don't know,
I just
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[ mumbling ]
got a little jealous.
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I'm sorry,
you what?
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Jealous! I know it's not pretty,
but I got jealous!
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Jealous of what?
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Jealous of, "Oh, my God, Ben.
You're so cute.
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I wanna dance on you.
I'm so pretty."
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It made me sick.
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Holly, you're the one
who told me
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to get that girl onstage
in the first place.
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I know, but I don't care.
I was still jealous.
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Holly, I love you.
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Those girls mean nothing to me.
You're being insane.
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Don't tell me I'm insane.
That's how I feel.
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- Well, you're wrong.
- Don't tell me I'm wrong.
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I don't understand
how you can't understand.
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Are you telling me
that you've never been jealous?
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No, I think
it's a wasted emotion.
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Oh, so you've
never been jealous?
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What kinda freak are you?
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Maybe I'm just
more evolved.
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Oh, ho, I'm sorry I'm not
as evolved as you.
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Maybe it's because
you have an accent.
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Thanks anyway.
What am I gonna do?
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Rick's mom's gonna
be here at 8:00,
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and I can't find a lousy piece
of mutton in this entire city.
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Okay, I got a butcher
on the phone
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right now in the Bronx.
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Can you make a stew
out of bull testicles?
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Do they taste
like mutton?
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Do your testicles
taste like mutton?
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I don't know,
I'm wearing tight jeans
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over, like, a little thong.
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Hang up right now!
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Don't you see?
If Rick's mom doesn't like me,
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she's gonna ruin
all the holidays,
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and you know I love
the holidays.
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Christmas is everything to me.
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Besides, I already made her
a stocking
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with a little reindeer
and jingle bells.
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That is so sweet.
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We'll find
your mutton, honey.
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Oh, God, I need a drink.
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You and me both.
I'm in mutton hell.
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Yeah, well,
I'm in Ben hell.
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I have a boyfriend
who doesn't understand
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how I can be jealous
that he's making out
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with a different girl
every night.
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Holly, I am trying
to save Christmas here.
245
00:09:38,282 --> 00:09:40,650
There are eight million people
in New York,
246
00:09:40,689 --> 00:09:42,657
and not one mutton.
247
00:09:42,695 --> 00:09:44,663
What the hell are
they eating?
248
00:09:44,701 --> 00:09:47,269
Tongue.
249
00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:49,945
Big-boobed groupie tongue.
250
00:09:49,984 --> 00:09:52,619
Okay, why are you looking
in the phone book for mutton?
251
00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:54,627
Get with it.
Try the internet.
252
00:09:54,665 --> 00:09:57,701
Uh, she needs mutton,
not porn.
253
00:09:57,741 --> 00:09:59,542
Okay, Lauren,
254
00:09:59,580 --> 00:10:01,715
there are other things
on the internet besides porn.
255
00:10:01,753 --> 00:10:04,188
Get out!
256
00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:05,896
Okay, let's see.
257
00:10:05,933 --> 00:10:07,667
There's 300,000
mutton sites.
258
00:10:07,705 --> 00:10:10,140
Oh, my God, look.
There's a place right here
259
00:10:10,179 --> 00:10:12,414
on Long Island,
and they'll deliver.
260
00:10:12,453 --> 00:10:14,421
Okay, do we want it
prepared or unprepared?
261
00:10:14,459 --> 00:10:16,360
Unprepared.
I wanna prepare it.
262
00:10:16,399 --> 00:10:18,166
Okay, and if I order it
in the next three minutes,
263
00:10:18,203 --> 00:10:20,171
they can have it here
before 5:00.
264
00:10:20,210 --> 00:10:22,178
They just need
your credit card number.
265
00:10:22,216 --> 00:10:24,184
Okay, uh, I'll go get it.
My purse is upstairs.
266
00:10:24,222 --> 00:10:29,894
Is it 2123-3345-1325-6432?
267
00:10:29,940 --> 00:10:32,241
- Yeah, that's it.
- Okay.
268
00:10:37,463 --> 00:10:39,964
Jealous?
You told him you were jealous?
269
00:10:40,004 --> 00:10:42,038
You never tell a guy
you're jealous.
270
00:10:42,077 --> 00:10:44,078
That gives him
all the power, fool!
271
00:10:44,117 --> 00:10:46,318
Okay, well, I tried it your way,
and that didn't work.
272
00:10:46,357 --> 00:10:48,692
Well, now you gotta
pull out the classic --
273
00:10:48,730 --> 00:10:50,564
- make him jealous.
- How, Tina?
274
00:10:50,603 --> 00:10:52,370
Get up on stage and have guys
throw themselves at me?
275
00:10:52,409 --> 00:10:54,209
I don't have groupies.
276
00:10:54,248 --> 00:10:56,516
Besides, Ben's not
the jealous type.
277
00:10:56,555 --> 00:10:59,557
He's all evolved
and European.
278
00:10:59,597 --> 00:11:01,532
Everyone's the jealous type.
279
00:11:01,570 --> 00:11:03,538
Now, he's playing at Skids'
tonight, right?
280
00:11:03,576 --> 00:11:05,010
I don't know.
We're not talking.
281
00:11:05,047 --> 00:11:06,381
I don't know his schedule.
282
00:11:06,418 --> 00:11:07,518
8:00.
283
00:11:07,555 --> 00:11:09,522
Perfect. You have,
like, three hours
284
00:11:09,562 --> 00:11:11,529
to find a guy
to bring to Ben's gig
285
00:11:11,568 --> 00:11:14,036
and totally rub it
in his face.
286
00:11:14,075 --> 00:11:15,909
Now, how about that cute guy
by the window?
287
00:11:15,948 --> 00:11:18,349
The one holding hands
with the gay guy?
288
00:11:18,388 --> 00:11:20,456
Okay, okay,
what about, um --
289
00:11:20,495 --> 00:11:22,729
oh, the guy over there.
290
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,269
He's sitting
with his wife.
291
00:11:24,306 --> 00:11:27,175
- Oh, I didn't see her.
- You never do.
292
00:11:28,586 --> 00:11:30,387
Oh, God.
I found him.
293
00:11:30,425 --> 00:11:32,226
No gay lover, no wife,
294
00:11:32,264 --> 00:11:33,898
totally cute.
295
00:11:33,936 --> 00:11:35,904
Oh, my God,
he is kinda cute.
296
00:11:35,942 --> 00:11:37,943
He would totally
make Ben jealous.
297
00:11:37,981 --> 00:11:41,017
Go over there.
Go, go, go.
298
00:11:41,058 --> 00:11:43,426
Hey, hey, hey.
What's up, Tiny?
299
00:11:43,465 --> 00:11:45,166
Hi, what's up?
Hey, slide to the right.
300
00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:46,737
Your big head's
blocking my view.
301
00:11:48,314 --> 00:11:49,480
What's Holly doing?
302
00:11:49,517 --> 00:11:50,851
Picking up
that cute guy.
303
00:11:50,888 --> 00:11:53,356
She's moving on already?
304
00:11:53,395 --> 00:11:56,197
You women are cold.
305
00:11:56,238 --> 00:11:58,806
Gary, you have dumped a girl
on her birthday,
306
00:11:58,845 --> 00:12:01,814
Christmas Eve,
and the day her cat died.
307
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:04,357
Yeah, that was one bad day.
308
00:12:04,396 --> 00:12:06,364
You're never gonna
believe it.
309
00:12:06,402 --> 00:12:07,969
Guess who has
a date tonight!
310
00:12:08,007 --> 00:12:11,442
Guess who still has it.
Ooh, ooh!
311
00:12:11,484 --> 00:12:14,052
I got a date tonight
with Danny.
312
00:12:24,892 --> 00:12:27,460
Danny the fanny.
313
00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:28,834
Okay, stop it.
314
00:12:28,870 --> 00:12:31,272
He seems to have
a really nice personality.
315
00:12:31,311 --> 00:12:34,180
Yeah, I would, too,
if I had that ass.
316
00:12:38,735 --> 00:12:40,035
[ doorbell rings ]
317
00:12:40,072 --> 00:12:41,706
Ooh, mutton!
318
00:12:41,744 --> 00:12:43,711
Is that the mutton?
Is that the mutton?
319
00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:46,284
Look at that.
4:30, right on the mutton.
320
00:12:46,324 --> 00:12:48,291
How much do I love
the word "mutton"?
321
00:12:48,331 --> 00:12:50,499
Tyler?
We have delivery.
322
00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:52,738
- You sign right here.
- Yes, with pleasure.
323
00:12:52,778 --> 00:12:54,812
- Uh, we bring in?
- Yeah, hurry up.
324
00:12:58,127 --> 00:12:59,828
Oh, my God!
325
00:13:02,809 --> 00:13:04,810
I bet those
bull testicles
326
00:13:04,848 --> 00:13:07,783
sound pretty delish
right now.
327
00:13:07,824 --> 00:13:11,059
Are you kidding?
We didn't order this.
328
00:13:11,101 --> 00:13:13,001
You ordered
mutton unprepared.
329
00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,641
Unprepared as in
I need salt and pepper,
330
00:13:15,681 --> 00:13:17,315
not a gun.
331
00:13:17,353 --> 00:13:20,655
Get it out, get it out.
Get it out!
332
00:13:20,697 --> 00:13:23,365
Why are you freaking out?
333
00:13:23,404 --> 00:13:26,140
I am having
a vicious flashback --
334
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:29,349
class trip, fourth grade,
size 16.
335
00:13:29,389 --> 00:13:32,158
No, Lauren,
I don't have time for --
336
00:13:32,198 --> 00:13:34,900
fourth grade,
size 16?
337
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:38,609
I was on a class trip
to the Central Park petting zoo.
338
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:40,252
No, Lauren,
I don't have time!
339
00:13:40,290 --> 00:13:42,024
I was just innocently
standing there
340
00:13:42,062 --> 00:13:43,663
enjoying my Ho-ho,
341
00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:45,334
and all of a sudden,
342
00:13:45,372 --> 00:13:47,540
the other kids pushed my head
into the sheep,
343
00:13:47,579 --> 00:13:49,746
and they laughed
and called me "fatso."
344
00:13:49,786 --> 00:13:52,588
Not witty children,
but cruel.
345
00:13:52,627 --> 00:13:54,027
I must go.
346
00:13:54,065 --> 00:13:55,932
No, no, mister,
please, please, please, please.
347
00:13:55,971 --> 00:13:57,771
You gotta, uh,
do something here.
348
00:13:57,810 --> 00:13:59,444
You can't leave the sheep.
349
00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:00,949
You sign, you sign.
350
00:14:00,987 --> 00:14:03,321
No.
351
00:14:03,361 --> 00:14:05,428
Why you sign?
Why you sign?
352
00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:11,340
Okay, well, Ben's gonna be here
any second.
353
00:14:11,378 --> 00:14:12,679
Where's my date?
354
00:14:12,716 --> 00:14:15,485
You mean, "lady hips"?
355
00:14:15,525 --> 00:14:19,128
Yeah, maybe he got stuck
in the turnstile at the subway.
356
00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:23,543
Will you guys cut it out?
Danny is a really nice guy.
357
00:14:23,582 --> 00:14:25,450
[ cellular phone rings ]
358
00:14:25,488 --> 00:14:27,456
It's probably him.
359
00:14:27,495 --> 00:14:29,196
Hello?
360
00:14:29,233 --> 00:14:30,967
Oh, hey, Danny.
Are you running late?
361
00:14:31,006 --> 00:14:33,908
Yeah, maybe he got
a little "behind."
362
00:14:35,319 --> 00:14:37,387
But, Danny,
I was counting on you.
363
00:14:37,425 --> 00:14:39,393
You promised
that you'd be here.
364
00:14:39,431 --> 00:14:42,466
He's getting back together
with his girlfriend.
365
00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:44,976
Okay, so you just used me
to get her jealous?
366
00:14:45,015 --> 00:14:47,851
What an ass!
367
00:14:47,891 --> 00:14:50,993
A big, giant, lady ass!
368
00:14:51,033 --> 00:14:53,034
Well, thanks a lot, Danny.
369
00:14:53,073 --> 00:14:55,040
I hope that you have fun
on your date.
370
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,714
Can you believe him?
371
00:14:56,751 --> 00:14:58,852
Wait, weren't you gonna
use him to do the same thing?
372
00:14:58,891 --> 00:15:00,424
Yeah, but not anymore.
373
00:15:00,463 --> 00:15:01,930
I have to go.
374
00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:03,935
Hold on, hold on.
Maybe I can help.
375
00:15:03,973 --> 00:15:05,707
I'm happy
to make Ben jealous.
376
00:15:05,746 --> 00:15:07,580
I don't think
that's a very good idea, man.
377
00:15:07,617 --> 00:15:09,485
Yeah, Vince,
that's really sweet,
378
00:15:09,523 --> 00:15:11,424
but Ben knows
that we're just friends.
379
00:15:11,462 --> 00:15:13,297
That wouldn't work.
380
00:15:17,448 --> 00:15:20,150
Now if that doesn't
make him jealous.
381
00:15:20,189 --> 00:15:23,325
- Okay, uh, Vince --
- Oh, there's Ben.
382
00:15:23,366 --> 00:15:25,968
Sorry, that wasn't him.
383
00:15:26,007 --> 00:15:27,474
- Okay, Vince --
- There he is.
384
00:15:28,882 --> 00:15:31,150
Wrong again.
385
00:15:31,190 --> 00:15:32,857
Grrr!
386
00:15:32,895 --> 00:15:35,163
Don't worry, we'll do this
all night if we have to.
387
00:15:38,178 --> 00:15:40,146
Val, not to worry.
388
00:15:40,184 --> 00:15:42,819
Everything looks beautiful.
389
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:45,160
You got the lasagna,
the garlic bread,
390
00:15:45,199 --> 00:15:47,901
salad --
it's terrific.
391
00:15:47,941 --> 00:15:49,842
Val,
392
00:15:49,881 --> 00:15:51,982
we're not in college anymore,
come on.
393
00:15:53,591 --> 00:15:54,892
Aah!
394
00:15:54,929 --> 00:15:56,496
Oh, God!
395
00:15:58,339 --> 00:16:00,741
No, sheep, no.
396
00:16:00,780 --> 00:16:02,381
Bad sheep.
397
00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:03,753
Oh.
398
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:07,765
Oh, my God.
399
00:16:07,802 --> 00:16:10,571
What's happened?
How could this happen?
400
00:16:10,611 --> 00:16:13,346
Lauren will you get down here
and help me?
401
00:16:13,385 --> 00:16:15,186
Oh, God. I got lasagna
all over the floor,
402
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:17,159
wild sheep grazing
in my living room,
403
00:16:17,197 --> 00:16:19,599
and a mother-in-law
whose ass I've gotta kiss
404
00:16:19,638 --> 00:16:21,005
that's gonna be here
any minute.
405
00:16:21,042 --> 00:16:22,443
- Uh, Val?
- What?
406
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:25,883
The ass you're kissing
came early.
407
00:16:25,924 --> 00:16:28,225
Oh, hello.
408
00:16:28,265 --> 00:16:30,299
Hi, Margaret.
409
00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:32,305
Come on in.
410
00:16:32,344 --> 00:16:34,312
Be careful.
Don't slip on the lasagna.
411
00:16:34,350 --> 00:16:38,320
Honey, why is there a sheep
in the loft?
412
00:16:38,362 --> 00:16:40,330
Oh, it's mutton.
413
00:16:40,368 --> 00:16:42,336
Margaret, I know how much
you like mutton.
414
00:16:42,374 --> 00:16:44,576
Just trying to make
what you like.
415
00:16:44,615 --> 00:16:46,583
Thought it would be
a super capper
416
00:16:46,621 --> 00:16:49,423
to your week here in New York
with Julie.
417
00:16:49,463 --> 00:16:52,232
Maybe we've come
at a bad time.
418
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:53,572
Oh, really?
419
00:16:53,609 --> 00:16:55,209
What gave you that idea,
Margaret?
420
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,215
Could it be the fact
that my dinner
421
00:16:57,254 --> 00:16:59,221
just crapped on your shoe?
422
00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:02,395
Ricky, maybe you should
take me back to the hotel.
423
00:17:02,436 --> 00:17:04,738
No, wait,
excuse me, Margaret,
424
00:17:04,777 --> 00:17:06,745
but can I just say
that my friend Val
425
00:17:06,783 --> 00:17:08,417
has spent the entire day tr --
426
00:17:08,454 --> 00:17:11,990
I am sorry, I cannot be
this close to the beast!
427
00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:14,334
She's gonna be the best
daughter-in-law ever!
428
00:17:14,372 --> 00:17:18,208
Mom, Val was just trying to make
you your favorite dinner.
429
00:17:18,251 --> 00:17:20,285
Oh, is that
what that was?
430
00:17:20,325 --> 00:17:22,459
The leash threw me.
431
00:17:22,497 --> 00:17:25,132
Margaret, I wish you liked me
as much as Julie,
432
00:17:25,173 --> 00:17:27,140
but that is
never gonna happen.
433
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:29,146
And you know what?
I'm okay with it.
434
00:17:29,185 --> 00:17:31,986
Because you don't have
to love me. Your son loves me.
435
00:17:32,027 --> 00:17:33,561
At least that's
what he said this morning
436
00:17:33,598 --> 00:17:35,099
when we were gettin' down.
437
00:17:35,136 --> 00:17:37,337
I'm going to go.
438
00:17:37,377 --> 00:17:40,178
Well, I'm gonna stay.
And you are, too, mother.
439
00:17:40,219 --> 00:17:42,387
Rick, it's okay.
I'm fine with her leaving
440
00:17:42,425 --> 00:17:44,860
because it's over,
it's done.
441
00:17:44,899 --> 00:17:47,567
I don't care what you think
of me anymore, Maggie.
442
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,609
Rick, go ahead
and go with your mother.
443
00:17:49,647 --> 00:17:51,715
We'll be together tomorrow night
for "Hairspray."
444
00:17:51,754 --> 00:17:53,388
"Hairspray?"
445
00:17:53,426 --> 00:17:55,427
I've been dying
to see that show.
446
00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:58,367
Well, they're my tickets,
and I can take whoever I want.
447
00:17:58,407 --> 00:18:00,575
And I wanna take you, mommy.
448
00:18:02,554 --> 00:18:04,621
Ooh, here comes Ben.
449
00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:09,101
Uh, what do you think
you're doing?
450
00:18:09,141 --> 00:18:10,641
Oh, Ben.
451
00:18:10,679 --> 00:18:12,279
What are you doing here?
452
00:18:12,317 --> 00:18:14,184
You know I play here
every weekend.
453
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:16,390
- Why is Vince kissing you?
- Let me handle it, Holly.
454
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:18,130
The truth is, Ben,
I'm glad this finally happened.
455
00:18:18,168 --> 00:18:20,569
It's been a long time coming.
456
00:18:20,609 --> 00:18:23,210
Are you sure
you wanna do this, Vince?
457
00:18:23,251 --> 00:18:26,019
I have to do it, Holly.
I mean, try being me
458
00:18:26,059 --> 00:18:28,361
watching you two
make out every day.
459
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:31,535
"I love you."
"I love you more, blimey."
460
00:18:31,576 --> 00:18:34,044
It's been a nightmare.
461
00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:35,951
I love her! She's mine!
462
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:38,024
Okay, you're going
a little over the top, Vince.
463
00:18:38,062 --> 00:18:39,863
I haven't even begun.
464
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,902
I'm not acting.
These are my real feelings.
465
00:18:41,941 --> 00:18:44,442
Ever since
you came back --
466
00:18:44,482 --> 00:18:46,250
Uh, Vince, you can stop
your acting now, man.
467
00:18:46,287 --> 00:18:47,955
Everyone sees
through your lies
468
00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:49,794
and your
bigger-than-life acting.
469
00:18:49,832 --> 00:18:51,466
Stop now, please.
470
00:18:51,503 --> 00:18:53,471
Hey, thanks, Vince,
471
00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:55,477
but I think
that might have been
472
00:18:55,515 --> 00:18:57,416
a really bad idea.
473
00:18:57,455 --> 00:18:59,723
You okay, dude?
474
00:18:59,762 --> 00:19:01,863
Unbelievable.
475
00:19:01,902 --> 00:19:05,605
I got to kiss her,
like, eight times.
476
00:19:05,647 --> 00:19:07,414
Ben.
477
00:19:07,452 --> 00:19:09,420
Oh, I'm sorry.
This is the backstage area.
478
00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:11,426
It's reserved for talent,
and managers,
479
00:19:11,464 --> 00:19:13,432
and girlfriends of talent.
480
00:19:13,471 --> 00:19:14,805
You are none.
481
00:19:14,841 --> 00:19:16,475
Wait.
I'm sorry.
482
00:19:16,514 --> 00:19:18,515
Vince and I were just
putting on a stupid act.
483
00:19:18,553 --> 00:19:20,421
I thought that maybe
if you saw us together,
484
00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:22,060
you'd -- I don't know --
get jealous.
485
00:19:22,097 --> 00:19:23,397
But that was stupid.
486
00:19:23,435 --> 00:19:25,335
I was jealous.
487
00:19:25,374 --> 00:19:26,507
Really?
488
00:19:26,545 --> 00:19:28,012
I thought you didn't
get jealous.
489
00:19:28,049 --> 00:19:29,483
I know. I can't believe it.
490
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,787
I've never been jealous
in my life.
491
00:19:30,824 --> 00:19:32,357
What the hell are
you doing to me?
492
00:19:32,396 --> 00:19:33,863
Really?
I made you jealous?
493
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:35,601
Yes, and I don't like it.
494
00:19:35,638 --> 00:19:37,940
Okay, but now do you understand
what I was feeling?
495
00:19:37,979 --> 00:19:40,581
Yes. We're both sick.
This is not healthy, Holly.
496
00:19:40,621 --> 00:19:42,322
I don't care
for it either.
497
00:19:42,359 --> 00:19:44,026
But it's who we are.
Welcome.
498
00:19:45,034 --> 00:19:46,802
I promise,
499
00:19:46,839 --> 00:19:48,740
I'm gonna try really hard
not to do that anymore
500
00:19:48,779 --> 00:19:50,246
because this is your career,
501
00:19:50,284 --> 00:19:52,051
and girls are gonna be
all over you,
502
00:19:52,089 --> 00:19:54,624
and I'm just gonna
have to get used to it.
503
00:19:54,664 --> 00:19:56,932
Okay, and I'm gonna have
to rise above it
504
00:19:56,970 --> 00:20:00,306
and not ask you who was
the better kisser, me or Vince?
505
00:20:01,485 --> 00:20:04,320
I'm waiting.
506
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:06,562
God, when you get jealous,
you get jealous.
507
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,935
I like it.
508
00:20:10,278 --> 00:20:14,281
⪠Do you remember? âª
509
00:20:14,324 --> 00:20:19,127
⪠'Cause I remember
what you said to me âª
510
00:20:19,172 --> 00:20:22,541
⪠Remember like
it was just some dream âª
511
00:20:22,582 --> 00:20:26,652
⪠But I lost my faith,
would you lose yours too? âª
512
00:20:26,695 --> 00:20:31,532
⪠Would you bleed for me
I would bleed for you âª
513
00:20:31,577 --> 00:20:34,679
You picked me!
514
00:20:37,729 --> 00:20:42,400
⪠And when blood gets thick
at the end of the night âª
515
00:20:42,443 --> 00:20:46,112
⪠You in my sheets
like a soul delight âª
516
00:20:46,155 --> 00:20:49,958
⪠I can feel your skin
coming off your soul âª
517
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,469
⪠Reeling me in like there's
nothing you don't know âª
518
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:56,537
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