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[ giggles ] Ben...
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Okay, well, now I'm
having a french fry.
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And now I'm dipping it
in ketchup.
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Wow, this would make
an amazing movie.
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Tina, would you shut up?
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I haven't talked to Ben
all day.
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We have important things
to discuss.
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Did I tell you
they were crinkle fries?
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No way, no way.
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No way.
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Hello?
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Hello.
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Oh, man, I lost him.
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Aw, you didn't get to tell him
about your pickle.
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All right, Tina,
I'm sorry.
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I know that I've been
a little nauseating lately,
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and if this were you
doing it,
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I'd totally be grossed out,
too, but...
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I think that I'm ready
to tell Ben I love him.
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- Are you serious?
- Mm-hmm.
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You have never told any guy
that you loved him.
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- This is huge.
- I know.
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And I don't know
how I want to do it.
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I mean, this is something
I want to remember forever.
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The time, the place...I want
everything to be perfect.
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Oh, my God, this is so cool.
We're both in love.
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You have Ben, and as soon
as my boss divorces his wife,
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I'll have him.
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Tina, Ben and I have
a healthy love.
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You love your boss
who loves his wife.
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And thinks your name
is Tammy.
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Tammy, Lisa, Steve...
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he's talking to me.
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[ cellular phone rings ]
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Hello? Oh, my God, I always
lose reception there, too.
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Hello? Oh, actually,
I have another call. Hold on.
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Hello?
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Hi, it's me. You suck!
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I'm leaving.
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Now, wait...
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I'm sorry.
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You're pretty!
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Okay, so,
where are you now?
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Uh, I just got
to the diner,
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and there's this gorgeous
girl standing in front of me
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who I just have to kiss.
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Okay, bye.
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Sit.
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So, um, I was thinking,
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maybe later we could do
something kind of special,
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just you and me,
like maybe go to that place
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in Central Park we went
the first time you were here.
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Oh, the place where they found
that dead homeless guy?
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Yeah, or maybe we could
just go to your place.
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I'll bring a candle.
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Okay. And maybe I could
play you my new song?
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Oh, my God, you did it?
Let me hear.
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Not to sway you,
but I think it's fantastic.
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So, what do you think?
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You know, I think that
I'm gonna go upstairs
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and listen to it
by myself.
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Oh, okay,
you'll call me?
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The minute I'm finished.
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Okay.
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[ gasps ] Oh, my God,
the intro is amazing!
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Oh, my God, isn't it
the worst song ever?
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He's from the same country
as the Beatles?
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⪠You really know
how to dance âª
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⪠When you go up, down,
jump around âª
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⪠Talk about true romance âª
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⪠Yeah âª
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⪠Keep on whispering
in my ear âª
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⪠Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear âª
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⪠'Cause it's true âª
⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about âª
⪠Hey âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
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Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com
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What should I do?
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How can I look
into Ben's beautiful eyes
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and tell him
his song sucks?
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I mean, do I do it
after I tell him I love him
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or before?
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Wait, you love him?
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Oh, my God,
she loves him!
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That is so beautiful.
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Well, it was
a lot more beautiful
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when his song
didn't suck.
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You really love him?
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Yeah, but how do I tell him
I love him
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and hate his song?
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Lie! Lie, lie, lie!
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You tell him you love him
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and that his song
made you love him even more!
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Trust me, I was honest
with a guy once
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and ended up spending
New Year's Eve home alone
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with my doughnut maker.
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What kind of garbage
are you telling the girl?
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Oh, I forgot.
Glenda the Good Witch is here.
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Holly, do not listen
to her, all right?
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Relationships are built
on honesty and trust,
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and if you can't be
honest with Ben,
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then you have nothing.
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Now be gone before someone
drops a house on you.
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Hey, when did you get
that fancy espresso maker?
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Oh, uh, it's Rick's.
He's been dropping
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some of his stuff over
all morning.
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Ooh, and you're letting
his black espresso maker
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mix with your
white toaster?
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Hey, your sister
is growing.
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And besides, if black
and white didn't mix,
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we would not have
Halle Berry.
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We are getting married
in a few weeks.
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I have to learn
to live with his stuff.
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What's the big deal?
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Okay, well, since you're
so fine with it,
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let's see what else
Rick has in his box.
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Oh, the always elegant...
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bobble head.
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And, um, oh,
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a framed poster of a chimp
on a toilet.
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Oh, God, I married
Fred Flintstone.
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Just put it back
in the box.
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Okay, are you sure you're
gonna be honest with Rick?
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Yes, just like you should
be honest with Ben.
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What the hell is wrong
with you two?
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Val is 21 days away
from the altar.
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She has the right
to lie, steal,
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falsify documents
to cross that finish line!
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Lauren, no, I am not hanging
"chimp on toilet."
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I will tell Rick the truth
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as soon as I find
the right moment.
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[ fake British accent ]
Well...
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is this my new home?
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Uh, honey, who --
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who's the little
formal man?
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Isn't he great?
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It's the first piece
of art I ever bought.
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Huh. There was
an artist involved.
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It's functional art.
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He's a beer butler.
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I named him Fred...
or Frederika.
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Depends on how many beers
he's served me.
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So, what do you think?
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Yeah, Val...
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Tell Rick what you think
of the little fella.
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Honey...
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to be honest with you,
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um, I don't think
Fred fits in here.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Well, I appreciate
your honesty.
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Thank you
for understanding.
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But he's staying.
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I'm sorry. What?
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- He's staying.
- He's staying.
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Yeah, I heard
what he said.
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Okay, uh, look, Rick,
no, he cannot stay
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because, see,
I'm kinda going for, uh,
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like a contemporary
modern thing here,
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and he is contemporary...
ugly.
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Okay, first of all,
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he has a name.
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And secondly,
we talked about this.
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I mean, you told me you were
gonna share your space with me.
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Yes, and I'm going to,
but I like to have...
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nice stuff in my place.
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Your place.
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Our place.
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My stuff.
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Okay, we heard that.
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You know?
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And just so you know,
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when you marry me,
you're also getting Fred,
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and if you can't handle that,
well, you know what,
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now is a good time
to tell me.
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This honesty thing sucks.
From this moment on,
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Ben's song -- brilliant.
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Up high, girlfriend.
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Are you actually gonna let
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a little, ugly wooden man
come between us?
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Are you?
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Oh, my God.
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I...I...I...
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you --
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Okay, I'm leaving.
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When you're ready
to live like a real couple
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and form whole words,
call me.
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Hey, wait, I have an idea.
Why don't you
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let your little butler
open the door for you?
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He's a beer butler.
That's all he does.
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Yeah, well, he better
do more than that,
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because that's who
you're gonna be sleeping with.
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You really liked it?
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Liked it?
I loved it!
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Your song was amazing.
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I knew it.
Thank you.
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What was
your favorite part?
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The end.
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Hey, where are you going?
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Oh, I have to go.
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But I have something
to tell you.
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I brought the candle.
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Do you remember that producer
we met at CBGB?
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I told him I'd send him
my new song.
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He said if he likes it,
we can record it in his studio,
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but I wanted to make sure
you liked it first.
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Oh, um...
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I've only got eight minutes
to overnight it
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so he'll have it
for the weekend.
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But, Ben, don't you think
you should wait --
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This is huge, Holly.
I don't know how to thank you.
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Okay, but, Ben --
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What's Queen Elizabeth
so excited about?
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He's about to send a tape
to this producer,
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and it could ruin his career!
What should I do?
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Dump him.
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What?
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What? Go after him!
Why, what'd you hear?
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Ben! Hey.
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Hey.
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Holly, did you come down here
to wish me luck?
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I love that about you.
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Yeah. Oh, my God,
Ben, look.
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Can you save my place?
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Wait, isn't that
the busboy from our diner?
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[ gasps ] First, putting
his finger in my soup,
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and now murder?
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We need to alert
the authorities.
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Come on, let's go.
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Holly, Holly,
you're very funny,
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but I really have
to get this mailed.
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No, no, wait, Ben,
you can't send this song.
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- Why not?
- Because it's not good.
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You said you loved it.
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I lied.
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What do you mean
you lied?
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I'm sorry, I wanted
to tell you the truth,
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but then Rick came over
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and brought over a little
wooden man and then --
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Holly, what kind of relationship
can we possibly have
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- if you're not gonna be honest with me?
- A long one?
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- You think that's funny?
- No.
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Okay, that's another lie,
because I did think
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that was kind of funny.
253
00:09:30,682 --> 00:09:34,084
How am I ever supposed
to trust you if you lie to me?
254
00:09:36,363 --> 00:09:38,064
Ben, no...wait.
255
00:09:38,101 --> 00:09:40,236
I'm sorry.
256
00:09:42,346 --> 00:09:45,081
[ muttering ]
257
00:09:45,119 --> 00:09:48,822
Okay, the mumble --
kinda irritating.
258
00:09:48,862 --> 00:09:50,596
Okay, you --
kinda fired.
259
00:09:50,634 --> 00:09:53,402
Don't take your anger
out on me.
260
00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:55,608
If you had lied
in the first place
261
00:09:55,647 --> 00:09:57,614
like I told you,
you never would've had
262
00:09:57,652 --> 00:09:59,853
your stupid fight
with Rick.
263
00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:02,059
I'll tell you
whose fault it is...
264
00:10:02,096 --> 00:10:03,463
his.
265
00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:05,568
You stupid little man!
266
00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:08,341
You know what? I wish
you were never carved!
267
00:10:08,379 --> 00:10:10,847
Oh, hey, hey,
what are you doing?!
268
00:10:10,886 --> 00:10:12,353
Run, Fred, run!
269
00:10:14,261 --> 00:10:15,695
Okay, Val, stop.
270
00:10:15,732 --> 00:10:17,700
Are you sure you wanna
throw that metaphor
271
00:10:17,737 --> 00:10:19,738
for your relationship
off the balcony?
272
00:10:19,775 --> 00:10:22,043
Yes, I hate
this wooden piece of crap!
273
00:10:22,082 --> 00:10:24,250
Hey, Valerie, stop!
274
00:10:24,287 --> 00:10:25,954
Now, look at yourself.
275
00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:27,592
Look what you are doing.
276
00:10:27,629 --> 00:10:30,430
Now, no one
has to get hurt here.
277
00:10:30,470 --> 00:10:33,305
Just release the boy
278
00:10:33,343 --> 00:10:36,379
and slowly back away.
279
00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:38,352
Oh, God.
280
00:10:38,390 --> 00:10:40,357
Lauren,
wh-what is wrong with me?
281
00:10:40,396 --> 00:10:41,863
What am I doing?
282
00:10:41,899 --> 00:10:43,900
Well, I'd rather not
answer that
283
00:10:43,937 --> 00:10:45,905
when we're so close
to the edge.
284
00:10:45,942 --> 00:10:48,277
No, you're right. I should
welcome Rick's stuff
285
00:10:48,316 --> 00:10:50,283
into my life
because they're part of Rick,
286
00:10:50,321 --> 00:10:51,854
the man I love.
287
00:10:51,892 --> 00:10:54,560
I don't wanna be sick.
I wanna be happy, Lauren.
288
00:10:54,598 --> 00:10:56,700
That's what I'm gonna do.
I am gonna call Rick,
289
00:10:56,737 --> 00:11:00,707
and I am going to apologize
and welcome Freddy --
290
00:11:00,748 --> 00:11:02,782
Freddy?
291
00:11:02,820 --> 00:11:03,886
Freddy!
292
00:11:03,923 --> 00:11:05,990
Oh, my God!
Call a carpenter!
293
00:11:12,578 --> 00:11:14,812
Hey, if Ben is here,
tell him he doesn't have
294
00:11:14,851 --> 00:11:16,852
to talk to me, I just
came to get my purse!
295
00:11:16,889 --> 00:11:18,356
He's not here.
296
00:11:18,394 --> 00:11:21,062
What's up?
Are you guys fighting?
297
00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:23,034
Yeah, it's my fault.
298
00:11:23,072 --> 00:11:25,039
I lied about his song,
but I only did it
299
00:11:25,077 --> 00:11:27,044
so I wouldn't hurt
his feelings.
300
00:11:27,082 --> 00:11:30,684
Ben's pretty hung up on that
whole honesty thing, isn't he?
301
00:11:30,725 --> 00:11:32,392
Well, hello.
302
00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:33,296
Hi.
303
00:11:33,331 --> 00:11:34,632
Oh. Fiona.
304
00:11:34,668 --> 00:11:36,636
I want you to meet
a friend of mine.
305
00:11:36,674 --> 00:11:38,308
This is Holly,
Ben's girlfriend.
306
00:11:38,344 --> 00:11:40,479
Holly, this is Fiona...
307
00:11:40,517 --> 00:11:41,918
Ben's wife.
308
00:11:41,954 --> 00:11:43,888
I'm sorry. What?
309
00:11:43,926 --> 00:11:46,127
Oh, no,
you heard it right.
310
00:11:53,825 --> 00:11:56,527
I'm sorry.
Ben's wife?
311
00:11:56,565 --> 00:11:57,699
Ben's married?
312
00:11:57,735 --> 00:11:59,169
[ groans ]
313
00:11:59,205 --> 00:12:02,674
I am so sorry you had
to find out like this.
314
00:12:02,715 --> 00:12:05,149
[ sighs ] Come here.
315
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:08,693
Holly, don't bum out.
316
00:12:08,730 --> 00:12:11,031
I haven't seen Benjy
in, like, two years.
317
00:12:11,069 --> 00:12:12,737
So, how did you two kids
meet, anyway?
318
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,808
Well, I was on vacation
in London
319
00:12:14,846 --> 00:12:17,414
and I met Benjy at a club,
and one drink led to another,
320
00:12:17,452 --> 00:12:19,854
and the next thing you know,
we're driving to Bristol,
321
00:12:19,892 --> 00:12:22,260
which is like their Vegas,
and we got hitched.
322
00:12:22,299 --> 00:12:25,134
Ha ha ha. That's right,
you told me that.
323
00:12:25,172 --> 00:12:28,408
Isn't that kinda how
you met Benjy?
324
00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:30,515
No. No, no, no, no, no.
325
00:12:30,553 --> 00:12:32,621
I met Ben in a pub.
They met in a club.
326
00:12:32,658 --> 00:12:34,626
Pub, club, pub, club --
very different.
327
00:12:34,663 --> 00:12:36,631
You know what, Vince?
Would you mind...
328
00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:38,836
giving me a minute alone
with Mrs. Benjy's wife?
329
00:12:38,874 --> 00:12:41,343
Okay, I'll go, but I just
want you to remember
330
00:12:41,381 --> 00:12:43,349
that Fiona here
is merely a victim,
331
00:12:43,386 --> 00:12:45,987
much like yourself.
The true villain is Ben.
332
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:47,326
- Get out.
- Okay.
333
00:12:47,363 --> 00:12:48,563
You should dump him.
334
00:12:48,599 --> 00:12:49,966
- What?
- What?
335
00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:51,803
I said you and Ben
should work it out.
336
00:12:51,841 --> 00:12:54,042
Why, what'd you hear?
337
00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:57,416
[ cellular phone rings ]
338
00:12:57,455 --> 00:12:59,323
Yo.
339
00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,661
Dude, you're never gonna believe
who's in our apartment.
340
00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:03,601
Ben has a wife?
341
00:13:03,638 --> 00:13:04,638
What?
342
00:13:04,674 --> 00:13:06,909
And apparently,
she's hot.
343
00:13:06,946 --> 00:13:08,947
How perfect is this?
They're gonna fight,
344
00:13:08,985 --> 00:13:11,052
Holly's gonna need
someone to comfort her --
345
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,259
me -- who will pick up
her favorite dessert,
346
00:13:13,296 --> 00:13:15,864
bring it over to her --
gotta go.
347
00:13:15,903 --> 00:13:18,237
Hey!
348
00:13:18,276 --> 00:13:20,243
What's wrong, mate?
349
00:13:20,281 --> 00:13:22,449
You lost your smile.
350
00:13:22,487 --> 00:13:25,389
Yeah, Holly and I had
a little fight.
351
00:13:25,427 --> 00:13:28,463
Well, then you get in there
and make up with her.
352
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:35,013
Hello. Did you
come by to apologize?
353
00:13:35,053 --> 00:13:36,653
Oh, there's going to be
an apology.
354
00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:37,923
Benjy...
355
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,027
Oh, my damn.
356
00:13:40,066 --> 00:13:42,701
Fiona, wh --
357
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,640
What a surprise.
What are you doing here?
358
00:13:44,677 --> 00:13:46,712
Oh, she just stopped by
to say hi.
359
00:13:46,749 --> 00:13:48,750
'Cause, you know,
she's your wife!
360
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,822
She's not my wife.
361
00:13:50,860 --> 00:13:53,896
Well, she was my wife for,
like, what, 48 hours,
362
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,902
but then we got divorced.
363
00:13:55,940 --> 00:13:57,908
Um, actually,
that's why I'm here.
364
00:13:57,945 --> 00:14:00,079
You see, I'm getting
married again,
365
00:14:00,117 --> 00:14:02,451
and I sort of forgot
to file the divorce papers.
366
00:14:02,490 --> 00:14:04,858
I know.
If it wasn't screwed on...
367
00:14:04,896 --> 00:14:07,031
You are unbelievable.
368
00:14:07,068 --> 00:14:09,036
You made me feel like
a horrible person
369
00:14:09,073 --> 00:14:11,041
for lying about your song,
370
00:14:11,079 --> 00:14:13,080
and you didn't tell me
you were married?
371
00:14:13,117 --> 00:14:14,985
Hey, hey, hey,
I didn't lie,
372
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,856
I just haven't told you
every little thing about me.
373
00:14:16,894 --> 00:14:18,861
I mean, it was
one drunken night,
374
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:20,967
and I assure you,
it was no big deal.
375
00:14:21,004 --> 00:14:23,305
Okay, well, when I marry
someone, it will be a big deal.
376
00:14:23,344 --> 00:14:26,212
And this is a big deal
to me.
377
00:14:28,657 --> 00:14:31,192
Should I have called first?
378
00:14:41,289 --> 00:14:43,257
You think
Rick will notice?
379
00:14:43,294 --> 00:14:45,929
Uh, not if you throw him
off the balcony, too.
380
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,269
That's it.
381
00:14:47,305 --> 00:14:49,674
Rick's gonna think
I killed Fred on purpose
382
00:14:49,712 --> 00:14:51,813
because I don't want
his stuff in my house.
383
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,951
And he's gonna think
I'm controlling
384
00:14:53,989 --> 00:14:55,956
and incapable of having
a good relationship,
385
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:58,463
and he's never gonna want
to be with me.
386
00:14:58,501 --> 00:14:59,702
Unbelievable!
387
00:14:59,737 --> 00:15:01,638
I don't even want
to talk about it.
388
00:15:01,676 --> 00:15:03,811
- What?
- Ben's married!
389
00:15:03,848 --> 00:15:07,117
That's right. The man I was
about to say "I love you" to
390
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,657
has a wife.
391
00:15:08,694 --> 00:15:10,662
Who is he?
I don't even know him.
392
00:15:10,699 --> 00:15:12,700
Oh, my God.
393
00:15:12,738 --> 00:15:15,706
Everyone's getting married
but me!
394
00:15:15,746 --> 00:15:18,881
How could he be married?
395
00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:21,088
He said he was only married
for 48 hours,
396
00:15:21,126 --> 00:15:23,293
and he thought
he was divorced,
397
00:15:23,332 --> 00:15:25,399
but the point is,
he lied to me about it.
398
00:15:25,437 --> 00:15:27,872
And if Ben's lied to me
about that,
399
00:15:27,910 --> 00:15:30,478
who knows what else
he's lied about!
400
00:15:30,517 --> 00:15:32,484
Maybe he's not even British!
401
00:15:32,522 --> 00:15:33,822
'Allo, mate!
402
00:15:33,858 --> 00:15:35,292
How hard was that?
403
00:15:35,329 --> 00:15:38,365
[ knock on door ]
404
00:15:40,376 --> 00:15:44,078
Uh, Holly, I see flowers
and a big, sad British head.
405
00:15:44,119 --> 00:15:45,586
[ Ben ]: Holly,
are you in there?
406
00:15:45,622 --> 00:15:47,023
[ whispers ]
I'm not here.
407
00:15:47,059 --> 00:15:48,626
Uh, she's not here.
408
00:15:48,664 --> 00:15:51,098
And I don't ever want
to talk to you again, Ben!
409
00:15:51,137 --> 00:15:52,537
He's gone.
410
00:15:52,574 --> 00:15:55,509
He doesn't exactly put up
much of a fight, does he?
411
00:15:55,548 --> 00:15:57,649
You're right.
Lying does suck.
412
00:15:57,687 --> 00:15:59,054
[ knock on door ]
413
00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:00,824
Okay, no flowers,
smaller head, American.
414
00:16:00,862 --> 00:16:02,429
Oh! Oh, God, Rick.
Fred!
415
00:16:02,466 --> 00:16:04,100
No, he can't see Fred.
416
00:16:04,136 --> 00:16:06,738
Okay, um, uh...
417
00:16:08,214 --> 00:16:11,216
Hi!
418
00:16:11,256 --> 00:16:13,457
Hi.
419
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:16,630
What brings you here
on this fine fall day?
420
00:16:16,669 --> 00:16:18,737
I just came by to talk.
421
00:16:18,774 --> 00:16:20,842
You know, I got to thinking
about our situation,
422
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,715
and I had no right
to push my stuff on you,
423
00:16:23,754 --> 00:16:25,922
so I came by
to pick up Fred.
424
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,494
Oh, God.
425
00:16:27,530 --> 00:16:29,698
Yeah, I think I'm gonna
give him to my dad.
426
00:16:29,736 --> 00:16:31,704
Lately, he's been having
health issues,
427
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:34,209
and I think Fred would
really cheer him up.
428
00:16:34,248 --> 00:16:35,648
Oh, God.
429
00:16:35,685 --> 00:16:38,019
It's just that he's been
waiting for his test results
430
00:16:38,058 --> 00:16:39,191
and, um...
431
00:16:39,227 --> 00:16:40,528
Are you serious?
432
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:43,866
No. I found Fred's ear
downstairs!
433
00:16:43,906 --> 00:16:46,140
What is wrong with you?
434
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:47,846
I was worried
about your father!
435
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,850
No, no, no,
you do not get to be mad.
436
00:16:49,888 --> 00:16:52,023
I get to be mad.
Now, where is he?
437
00:16:53,999 --> 00:16:56,600
Oh, my God!
438
00:16:56,638 --> 00:16:57,905
Fred!
439
00:16:57,942 --> 00:16:59,342
Fred!
440
00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:02,181
He can't hear you.
441
00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:05,889
Honey,
I'm so, so, so sorry.
442
00:17:05,929 --> 00:17:08,398
I killed Fred,
443
00:17:08,436 --> 00:17:10,804
and I know how much
you loved him.
444
00:17:10,842 --> 00:17:13,477
I would understand if you
think I'm a crazy person,
445
00:17:13,516 --> 00:17:15,784
and you don't want
to marry me.
446
00:17:15,822 --> 00:17:17,456
Not marry you?
447
00:17:17,492 --> 00:17:19,860
You aren't crazy.
448
00:17:19,899 --> 00:17:22,867
You actually think I would
throw everything we have away
449
00:17:22,907 --> 00:17:25,408
just for one little screwup?
450
00:17:25,447 --> 00:17:27,047
I don't know.
451
00:17:27,084 --> 00:17:28,884
Val...
452
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:30,756
we're gonna be married,
453
00:17:30,793 --> 00:17:33,328
which means we're going
to be living together,
454
00:17:33,366 --> 00:17:35,668
and sometimes, one of us
is going to do something
455
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:37,841
that is gonna piss
the other one off,
456
00:17:37,878 --> 00:17:40,046
but you know what?
We love each other.
457
00:17:40,084 --> 00:17:41,618
So we fight
and we move on.
458
00:17:41,654 --> 00:17:44,356
[ guitar strumming ]
459
00:17:44,395 --> 00:17:47,397
⪠On a night like this âª
460
00:17:47,437 --> 00:17:49,771
Oh, my God,
Ben is serenading you
461
00:17:49,809 --> 00:17:51,476
on the fire escape.
462
00:17:51,514 --> 00:17:54,015
Everyone's getting
serenaded but me!
463
00:17:57,663 --> 00:18:01,099
Maybe you should go up there
and see what he has to say.
464
00:18:01,138 --> 00:18:03,540
- Really?
- If you love him.
465
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:12,763
⪠In this dark soul dance âª
466
00:18:12,802 --> 00:18:16,738
⪠We talk so soft âª
467
00:18:16,779 --> 00:18:18,646
⪠The way âª
468
00:18:18,684 --> 00:18:21,452
⪠Young lovers do âª
469
00:18:24,398 --> 00:18:25,999
Thanks.
470
00:18:26,036 --> 00:18:27,237
Okay.
471
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,873
Holly's favorite dessert.
472
00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:31,378
This, plus me,
will comfort her.
473
00:18:31,416 --> 00:18:33,985
What if she and Ben
didn't break up?
474
00:18:34,023 --> 00:18:36,324
Wife, Gary.
475
00:18:36,363 --> 00:18:38,564
Wife.
476
00:18:38,601 --> 00:18:40,702
Holly's never gonna
forgive him for this.
477
00:18:42,612 --> 00:18:47,516
[ Ben ]: ⪠But your
silhouette's so... âª
478
00:18:50,098 --> 00:18:54,135
⪠On a night like this âª
479
00:18:59,088 --> 00:19:03,258
⪠I could fall in love âª
480
00:19:03,298 --> 00:19:04,932
⪠with you âª
481
00:19:06,674 --> 00:19:08,208
That was beautiful.
482
00:19:08,244 --> 00:19:10,512
That's the song you should
send to that producer.
483
00:19:10,551 --> 00:19:12,752
Yeah, but I wrote
that one for you.
484
00:19:12,789 --> 00:19:15,524
Holly, I'm so sorry.
485
00:19:15,564 --> 00:19:17,031
I was an idiot.
486
00:19:17,067 --> 00:19:18,968
I should've told you
about Fiona.
487
00:19:19,005 --> 00:19:21,140
It's okay.
488
00:19:21,178 --> 00:19:23,346
It's not okay. We need
to be honest with each other,
489
00:19:23,384 --> 00:19:25,985
and I need to be honest
about why I wasn't honest.
490
00:19:26,023 --> 00:19:28,024
Here, sit down.
491
00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:33,038
Holly, listen,
492
00:19:33,076 --> 00:19:34,977
I've been
with a lot of girls --
493
00:19:35,014 --> 00:19:37,983
Yeah, see, I don't think
we need to be that honest.
494
00:19:38,021 --> 00:19:39,789
The point is,
495
00:19:39,826 --> 00:19:41,794
I've never really cared
496
00:19:41,831 --> 00:19:44,199
if any those of those girls
knew about Fiona
497
00:19:44,237 --> 00:19:46,705
or knew that I did
such a stupid thing, but...
498
00:19:46,744 --> 00:19:49,245
with you,
you're just so...
499
00:19:49,284 --> 00:19:51,685
uh, I don't even know
what the word is.
500
00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:53,224
Perfect?
501
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:55,328
You know,
you're pretty damn close.
502
00:19:55,366 --> 00:19:57,234
And the truth is,
503
00:19:57,271 --> 00:19:59,473
the reason I didn't want
to tell you is that
504
00:19:59,510 --> 00:20:01,478
I didn't want you
to be disappointed in me.
505
00:20:01,515 --> 00:20:03,349
Oh, I'm not disappointed.
506
00:20:03,386 --> 00:20:05,354
Look, I lied
about your song,
507
00:20:05,392 --> 00:20:07,560
and you lied
about having a wife.
508
00:20:07,598 --> 00:20:09,499
Yours was so much worse.
509
00:20:09,536 --> 00:20:12,171
The point is,
510
00:20:12,209 --> 00:20:14,110
we both made mistakes.
511
00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:16,315
But when you love
someone,
512
00:20:16,354 --> 00:20:18,321
you forgive them.
513
00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:20,093
When you love someone?
514
00:20:20,130 --> 00:20:22,465
Yeah.
515
00:20:22,503 --> 00:20:25,438
I've been waiting for
the perfect moment to tell you.
516
00:20:27,015 --> 00:20:28,949
I love you.
517
00:20:28,986 --> 00:20:30,787
Really?
518
00:20:30,824 --> 00:20:32,825
Yeah. And I know
it's only been two months,
519
00:20:32,863 --> 00:20:34,797
and it's okay if you're not
ready to tell me,
520
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,268
but I just wanted you
to know --
521
00:20:36,305 --> 00:20:38,406
- I love you, too.
- Really?
522
00:20:38,444 --> 00:20:40,512
You're not just saying that
because I'm the other woman
523
00:20:40,549 --> 00:20:42,550
and you're trying
to keep me around?
524
00:20:45,897 --> 00:20:47,364
Okay, and, um,
525
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:50,569
if you have any kids,
tell me tomorrow.
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