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* Ooh, I don't know why *
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* I love you like I do *
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How great is it that Ben
got a gig in the diner?
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So great.
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Now I get to see
even more of Ben.
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All Ben,
all the time.
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He insisted on getting a job
in the diner
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so he could afford Val
a wedding gift.
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Is he not the sweetest?
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Oh, he's darling.
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Ooh, I love that guy.
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If I was a 14-year-old
white chick,
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I'd be all over him.
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So, are there any good job
listings in there for you?
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Here's something. "Companion --
looking for a nice personality,
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"some driving,
light cooking, and...
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must know how
to give an enema."
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How much does that pay?
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Holly, I'm a friend
and a working man.
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How much money
do you need?
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$500.
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But I want to get her these
crystal champagne glasses.
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She's too embarrassed
because they're so expensive,
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but she loves them.
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But $500
for crystal glasses?
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You know, for 50 bucks,
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I can set you up
with a girl named Crystal,
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and you can sip champagne
straight from her navel.
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There's a job opening
at my vet's office.
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Is it a job where you don't have
to know how to do anything?
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Hey, who works there?
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You're never gonna guess
what Rick got me
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as a wedding present.
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A pony?
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A diamond bracelet,
silly.
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How good must this little
vixen be in the sack?
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Here's what I'm thinking
of getting him.
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You know
one of those mattresses
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that molds
to whoever's on it?
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Oh, yeah, mine would have
a mold of me and...
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a couple
of double-a batteries.
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I'd like to dedicate this
next song to my girl Holly.
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Aww...
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* I don't know how
my girlfriend's *
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* Gonna get a job *
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* When she's just sittin'
in a booth *
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* Sittin' in a booth *
* Sittin' in a booth *
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Okay, okay,
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I'm going.
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Okay, Tina, so this job
they're offering --
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does it require more than
three weeks of college?
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Because -- oh, my God.
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"Be the next
Herbal Essences girl
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and win $1,000."
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I have hair.
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I use shampoo.
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Oh, my God, I am so
the Herbal Essences girl.
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Oh, no, too bad...
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the final audition
was last week.
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No, no, it says right here
the final audition's tonight.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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[ harp music playing ]
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Don't I look like an ass.
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* You really know
how to dance *
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* When you go up, down,
jump around *
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* Talk about true romance *
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* Yeah *
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* Keep on whispering
in my ear *
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* Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear *
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* 'Cause it's true *
* What I like *
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* That's what I like about you *
* What I like *
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* That's what I like about you *
* What I like about you *
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* That's what I like about you *
* What I like about you *
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* That's what I like about you *
* What I like about you *
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* That's what I like about you *
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* What I like about you *
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* That's what I like about *
* Hey *
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* Uh-huh *
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* Uh-huh *
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* That's what I like about you *
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Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com
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Tina, the job you set me up for
was for a vet.
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You know my allergies.
My Ugg boots make me sneeze.
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I'm never gonna be able
to afford Val's gift.
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So, why don't you just try out
for that hair commercial?
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You have beautiful hair.
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Well, I thought so
until I saw that other girl.
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She's gorgeous...
and her hair is so slow.
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But did you not read
that poster?
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It says that you have
to be able to sing,
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and you have, like,
the prettiest voice.
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I am pretty good
in Val's car.
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Maybe you're right.
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I'm gonna pick up
some sheet music,
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have Ben help me
with my riffs, and...
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oh, my God,
I am so making $1,000.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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I have a confession
to make.
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The real reason I wanted you
to come here
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was so that you could
check out my Dr. Riley.
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I am so in love with him.
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You're in love
with your boss?
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Shh, he doesn't
know it yet.
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I need you to go in there
and see if he likes me.
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And how am I supposed
to get into his office --
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walk in there
and say I hurt my paw?
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No. You take this.
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What is it?
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Eww! It's a pigeon.
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Okay, so what do I say
is wrong with it?
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It's love in with its boss.
Now go.
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Okay, Holly Tyler
and Mittens.
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Did you see him
smile at me?
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He doesn't have
to do that.
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He's not looking.
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Ow, ow.
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Now he's looking.
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So, ahem,
is Mittens a girl?
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Uh, why, do you have
to set up little stirrups?
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Ha ha ha ha. So, what's
wrong with your pigeon?
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Oh, who knows?
She's a real complainer.
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But the important thing is,
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that receptionist out there
was so adorable!
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So warm...and may I say,
a nice rack.
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Excuse me?
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Uh, the brass rack,
where I hung Mittens' coat.
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Well, it's more of a cape,
really. Little arms.
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Anyway, I happen to know
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that she doesn't have
a boyfriend.
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[ cellular phone rings ]
Excuse me.
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Oh, I have to take this.
It's my wife.
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What, you have a wife?
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Uh...sorry,
Mittens just died.
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So, is he into me?
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Tina, I'm sorry
to tell you this,
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but he has a wife.
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Oh, I know,
so is he into me?
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Okay, what?
You knew he was married,
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and you still sent me
in there?
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No, no, they're separated.
It's over.
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He just moved into a studio
on the Upper West Side
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with a partial view of the park.
I read his e-mails.
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Hey, Tina...
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you don't get involved
with a married man.
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That is really bad.
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You're just gonna end up
getting really hurt.
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I don't care. I've never
felt this way about anyone.
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Okay, you can't go there, Tina.
This is really bad karma.
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Stop it now.
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That's the advice
you're giving me -- stop?
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I spent, like, a year
listening to you
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about Henry and Vince,
and let me tell you,
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sometimes -- boring.
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Okay, well, I may be
fickle with men,
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but at least
they're single.
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[ gasps ] You know what?
Get outta my boyfriend's office!
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With pleasure,
you home wrecker.
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Wow, this mattress
is amazing.
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It molds to everything.
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Look...Val boobies.
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Get up.
Let's see your mold.
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Check that out.
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Can you believe that tush
doesn't have a husband?
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All right, let's get
some fresh sheets...
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so we can make it look
all pretty for Rick.
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Men rooms are so weird.
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There's a whole man aura --
man colors, man musk.
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God, I miss man.
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- Oh.
- What?
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I found this letter
addressed to Rick
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with a heart.
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I don't do hearts.
I do smiley-faces.
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What are you doing?
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A little open-heart
surgery.
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Oh, God.
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What?
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No, it's just a love letter
from his ex Julie.
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You know, the one he was
engaged to. Blah, blah, blah.
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It doesn't matter.
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A love letter from Julie?
You know what?
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It's none of my business.
They had a relationship.
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She was allowed
to send him love letters.
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I don't want to read it.
What's it say?
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Oh, God, you have
nothing to worry about.
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This girl is so dumb.
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Look how she spelled
"orgasm."
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Oh, I'm sorry, ladies.
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They already found
the Herbal Essences girl.
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You two can go home.
Bye-bye.
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Holly, what are you doing?
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Why are you tearing down
those posters?
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I'm increasing my chances
of winning.
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Hey, would you like it
if someone did that to you?
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No. Thank God
I got them all.
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Holly, you know, you're
defacing public property.
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It's kinda hot.
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Really?
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Ooh...take it off.
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Let's go back
to your place.
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Really?
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Yeah, I got my sheet music.
Can you help me rehearse?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, just give me
five minutes, all right?
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Okay, um,
can you kinda hurry,
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because it's humid out here
and I'm starting to kink.
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Hey, what are you guys
doing here?
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Oh, nothing. We didn't
do anything wrong.
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Sure, the love letters
are no big deal to you,
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but he's not your fiancé.
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You're not about to walk down
the aisle with him.
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You're not about to spend
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the rest of your life
with someone.
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Wait, you left out
I have a big ass,
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and on windy days,
my underarms flap.
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Find out
what she's doing here.
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Tina, what are you...
doing here?
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I just came to buy some pie
for my boyfriend.
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She just came
to buy some pie --
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Tell her he's married.
He already has pie at home.
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He's married --
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Please tell your girlfriend
that she doesn't know
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what she's talking about,
she is never gonna win
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that competition,
and I currently hate her!
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Oh, God, I lost
Rick's diamond bracelet!
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Okay, calm down,
calm down.
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Just retrace your steps.
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Okay, well,
we went to Rick's,
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looked through
all his personal stuff,
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ate a chicken piccata --
but not a true piccata,
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- more like a puttanesca.
- Lauren!
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We have to get back
to Rick's,
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and now it's rush hour.
We're never gonna find a cab.
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Not to worry. You know,
we'll just hop on my big ass.
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I'm sure
we'll catch a breeze,
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and my arm flaps
will carry us there.
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Did you find the bracelet?
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[ Lauren ]: No. But I did find
your cute little thong.
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Thong? I don't wear thongs.
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Oh, God, whose thong
is in my fiancé's room?
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Oh, wait, ha ha ha ha.
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It's a jock strap.
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[ cellular phone rings ]
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Oh, God, it's Rick.
That's my special Rick ring.
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- What do I do?
- Pick it up.
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But I don't want him to know
we're in his apartment.
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Ooh, you know what?
Don't tell him.
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Good, okay.
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Hello? Hi, honey.
248
00:11:10,445 --> 00:11:11,912
Oh, nothing...
249
00:11:11,948 --> 00:11:14,650
Lauren and I are just here
in the diner...
250
00:11:14,688 --> 00:11:16,155
having a little snack.
251
00:11:16,192 --> 00:11:18,159
[ telephone rings ]
252
00:11:18,197 --> 00:11:19,831
[ ring ]
253
00:11:19,867 --> 00:11:22,402
[ Rick's voice ]: Hey, this is Rick.
I'm not here right now...
254
00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,775
Hi! Uh...are you
having fun?
255
00:11:24,812 --> 00:11:26,913
I love you so much!
Yes, Holly misses you.
256
00:11:26,951 --> 00:11:28,918
I miss you...
La la la la!
257
00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:30,590
[ answering machine beeps ]
258
00:11:30,626 --> 00:11:32,861
Okay...what?
259
00:11:32,898 --> 00:11:34,465
Your plane landed early?
260
00:11:34,502 --> 00:11:37,303
Oh, no, don't come here --
I mean, to your house.
261
00:11:37,342 --> 00:11:39,877
I mean, uh, meet me
at the diner right now.
262
00:11:39,915 --> 00:11:42,250
No, no,
I love the way you smell
263
00:11:42,287 --> 00:11:44,255
when you just
get off a plane.
264
00:11:44,292 --> 00:11:45,759
It's very sexy.
265
00:11:45,796 --> 00:11:47,763
Okay, I'll see you there.
266
00:11:47,801 --> 00:11:48,901
Bye.
267
00:11:48,936 --> 00:11:51,237
Oh, God.
268
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:53,643
All right, uh, all right,
you go meet him at the diner.
269
00:11:53,681 --> 00:11:56,216
I will find the bracelet,
and I will meet you later.
270
00:11:56,253 --> 00:11:59,088
Hello? That was my plan.
Don't try to make it your plan.
271
00:12:02,435 --> 00:12:06,905
[ off-key ]
* 'Cause you make me feel *
272
00:12:06,946 --> 00:12:10,248
* You make me feel *
273
00:12:10,287 --> 00:12:14,791
* You make me feel *
274
00:12:14,831 --> 00:12:19,401
* Like a natural woman *
275
00:12:21,647 --> 00:12:24,148
What do you guys think?
276
00:12:24,187 --> 00:12:27,155
You're gonna wear
something low-cut, right?
277
00:12:27,194 --> 00:12:29,128
Hey, Ben,
what do you think?
278
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:32,902
I think maybe you could use
a tad more rehearsal.
279
00:12:32,941 --> 00:12:34,141
Vince?
280
00:12:34,177 --> 00:12:35,845
You're amazing.
281
00:12:37,351 --> 00:12:40,387
Sing it again.
282
00:12:40,425 --> 00:12:44,428
[ off-key ]
* 'Cause you make me feel *
283
00:12:44,468 --> 00:12:47,404
Oh, my God, I heard a cat
in horrendous pain,
284
00:12:47,442 --> 00:12:49,143
so I came running.
285
00:12:49,179 --> 00:12:50,346
Oh.
286
00:12:50,382 --> 00:12:53,384
Go on, Ben,
let's try it in B-flat.
287
00:12:53,423 --> 00:12:56,391
Oh, I think
she'd be flat enough.
288
00:12:56,430 --> 00:12:57,897
[ Ben strums guitar ]
289
00:12:57,934 --> 00:12:59,802
Wait, wait, wait,
I'm confused.
290
00:12:59,838 --> 00:13:01,372
I thought they wanted a singer
for this competition.
291
00:13:01,408 --> 00:13:03,376
What's that supposed
to mean?
292
00:13:03,413 --> 00:13:05,781
- You said that I had a beautiful voice.
- I liked you then.
293
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:09,088
Somebody make her leave.
I need to practice.
294
00:13:09,127 --> 00:13:10,861
Well, I don't.
Play it again, Ben.
295
00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:16,773
[ on pitch ]
* 'Cause you make me feel *
296
00:13:16,812 --> 00:13:19,147
* You make me feel *
297
00:13:19,184 --> 00:13:22,420
* You make me feel *
298
00:13:22,458 --> 00:13:25,761
* Like a natural woman *
299
00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:27,000
Ah-ooh.
300
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,277
Wow. That was awesome.
301
00:13:31,313 --> 00:13:34,482
Maybe you should
enter this thing.
302
00:13:34,521 --> 00:13:38,123
Not this thing...
303
00:13:38,163 --> 00:13:41,999
but a different
shampoo competition.
304
00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:45,574
No, no, that's
an interesting idea, Ben.
305
00:13:45,613 --> 00:13:48,248
I mean, I could definitely
use $1,000.
306
00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:51,322
Yeah, maybe you could buy
your boyfriend and his wife
307
00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:54,629
a king-size bed so you could
fit in there with 'em!
308
00:13:54,669 --> 00:13:56,436
Or maybe I could take
my winnings
309
00:13:56,473 --> 00:13:57,940
and shove 'em up your --
310
00:13:57,977 --> 00:13:59,544
Ooh, there's gonna be
a girl fight now!
311
00:13:59,581 --> 00:14:01,682
Pop some corn!
312
00:14:01,719 --> 00:14:03,687
Okay, you know what?
You could never win
313
00:14:03,723 --> 00:14:06,024
this competition because
it's for beautiful hair.
314
00:14:06,063 --> 00:14:09,198
And yours is stringier
than Ben's guitar.
315
00:14:09,237 --> 00:14:10,537
[ gasps ]
316
00:14:10,573 --> 00:14:13,609
Well, at least it's a color
found in nature!
317
00:14:13,647 --> 00:14:15,348
I cannot believe
318
00:14:15,385 --> 00:14:17,653
that you would
even consider doing this.
319
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,958
You know how much I need
that money for Val's gift.
320
00:14:19,996 --> 00:14:22,230
Then why not buy her
something you can afford?
321
00:14:22,268 --> 00:14:24,802
How about some gum?
322
00:14:24,841 --> 00:14:27,075
You are so unbelievably
insensitive!
323
00:14:27,113 --> 00:14:29,147
What, as opposed to you
who was so sensitive
324
00:14:29,185 --> 00:14:31,286
when I needed you?
325
00:14:31,323 --> 00:14:32,323
He's married!
326
00:14:32,358 --> 00:14:33,992
I love him!
327
00:14:34,029 --> 00:14:36,797
And I'm gonna
beat your ass off!
328
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,970
Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
329
00:14:39,007 --> 00:14:41,008
Where's all the wrestlin'...
330
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:43,113
and the body slamming...
331
00:14:43,151 --> 00:14:46,687
and the hair pulling...
332
00:14:46,726 --> 00:14:50,462
and that, oh, so sweet
and tender lesbionic kiss?
333
00:14:57,540 --> 00:14:59,607
Come on, Lauren,
pick up, pick up.
334
00:14:59,645 --> 00:15:02,080
Rick is on his way
to the apartment
335
00:15:02,117 --> 00:15:04,318
to change his clothes
for a business meeting.
336
00:15:04,355 --> 00:15:06,290
Now get out of the apartment.
Get out of the apartment!
337
00:15:06,327 --> 00:15:08,462
Done.
338
00:15:08,499 --> 00:15:11,034
You found it!
Oh, thank you, Jesus.
339
00:15:11,072 --> 00:15:13,874
I love you.
340
00:15:17,019 --> 00:15:19,054
Okay, what is wrong now?
341
00:15:19,091 --> 00:15:21,025
He only gave me
this bracelet out of guilt.
342
00:15:21,062 --> 00:15:22,662
He kept the letters.
343
00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:24,701
Obviously, he still has
feelings for Julie.
344
00:15:24,737 --> 00:15:26,705
I don't even know
if I want to wear it.
345
00:15:26,742 --> 00:15:28,843
Fine.
You should give it to me.
346
00:15:28,881 --> 00:15:30,948
What does it say
about our relationship
347
00:15:30,986 --> 00:15:33,654
if he's holding on
to a love letter
348
00:15:33,692 --> 00:15:35,193
from an old girlfriend?
349
00:15:35,229 --> 00:15:37,697
Yeah -- fiancée.
Just take that thing off.
350
00:15:37,735 --> 00:15:40,370
Why do you think
he has to do that?
351
00:15:40,408 --> 00:15:41,875
Am I not enough?
352
00:15:41,912 --> 00:15:44,079
Okay, I don't know how
to tell you this,
353
00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:46,652
but I found something else.
354
00:15:46,690 --> 00:15:48,724
Oh, great. Poems?
Pressed flowers?
355
00:15:48,762 --> 00:15:50,896
[ gasps ] Naughty pictures
of the two of them together
356
00:15:50,934 --> 00:15:52,634
on the old mattress?
357
00:15:52,671 --> 00:15:54,705
No. These.
358
00:15:54,742 --> 00:15:56,877
More letters?
359
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,882
Yep, the first one's
from Scott...
360
00:15:58,919 --> 00:16:00,553
and then Steve and Jeff...
361
00:16:00,590 --> 00:16:02,724
Oh, God, he's gay?
362
00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:04,729
No, they're your letters.
363
00:16:04,766 --> 00:16:06,801
Scott, Steve, Jeff --
your old boyfriends.
364
00:16:06,838 --> 00:16:08,806
They wrote them to you.
365
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,509
Why does Rick have them?
366
00:16:10,547 --> 00:16:12,548
Okay,
you're such an idiot.
367
00:16:12,585 --> 00:16:15,087
I took them
from your house.
368
00:16:15,124 --> 00:16:17,158
Oh, look...
369
00:16:17,196 --> 00:16:19,998
I've got my old
love letters, too.
370
00:16:20,036 --> 00:16:22,271
Oh...
371
00:16:22,308 --> 00:16:24,276
I see what
you're doing here.
372
00:16:24,313 --> 00:16:26,681
Proving a point.
Teaching me a lesson.
373
00:16:26,718 --> 00:16:28,986
Showing me
what an ass I've been.
374
00:16:29,024 --> 00:16:31,792
Why is it okay for you
to keep your old love letters,
375
00:16:31,830 --> 00:16:33,798
but not for Rick
to keep his?
376
00:16:33,835 --> 00:16:36,003
'Cause he didn't find mine.
377
00:16:36,041 --> 00:16:38,042
Right. Let's order.
378
00:16:38,079 --> 00:16:39,479
Okay.
379
00:16:39,516 --> 00:16:42,484
Val, there you are.
Have you seen my sheet music?
380
00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:44,524
My audition's in an hour!
381
00:16:44,561 --> 00:16:46,562
I mean, my hair got me
in the door,
382
00:16:46,599 --> 00:16:48,600
but my singing is what's
going to take me over the top!
383
00:16:48,637 --> 00:16:51,339
- Oh, yeah, you are...
- A fabulous singer.
384
00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:53,345
When was the last time
I had it?
385
00:16:53,382 --> 00:16:55,717
I was at Vince's, and I was
singing, and then Tina --
386
00:16:55,754 --> 00:16:57,555
[ gasps ] Tina.
387
00:16:57,592 --> 00:17:01,061
She stole my sheet music.
388
00:17:01,101 --> 00:17:03,669
If only they could
steal her voice.
389
00:17:10,456 --> 00:17:12,157
Tina?
390
00:17:12,193 --> 00:17:14,161
Give me back my --
Tina?
391
00:17:14,198 --> 00:17:16,066
[ woman giggling ]
392
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:18,804
Tina. You slut.
393
00:17:18,842 --> 00:17:21,677
Hey, where is my sheet...
music?
394
00:17:21,716 --> 00:17:23,183
You're not Tina.
395
00:17:23,219 --> 00:17:25,254
Excuse me,
is there an emergency?
396
00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:26,992
You're Mittens' mother,
right?
397
00:17:27,028 --> 00:17:28,529
Right, and you are...
398
00:17:28,566 --> 00:17:31,201
- This is my wife.
- Oh, God.
399
00:17:31,238 --> 00:17:32,605
What's wrong?
400
00:17:32,642 --> 00:17:34,443
Why don't I meet you
at Pepelino's for a drink
401
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,815
- before we go home?
- "Home"?
402
00:17:36,852 --> 00:17:38,653
Is there a problem
with Mittens?
403
00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:41,258
Enough with Mittens.
It's just a rat with wings.
404
00:17:41,296 --> 00:17:43,797
Okay, so you're getting
back together with your wife?
405
00:17:43,836 --> 00:17:47,472
Oh, God, how am I gonna
break this to the receptionist?
406
00:17:47,511 --> 00:17:49,545
[ Tina ]: * You --
you make me feel *
407
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:51,984
* So alive *
408
00:17:52,021 --> 00:17:54,656
* 'Cause you make me feel *
409
00:17:54,695 --> 00:17:58,164
* You make me feel
like a natural woman *
410
00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:00,271
Excuse me,
is that Tina Haven?
411
00:18:00,307 --> 00:18:01,741
Yeah, she's just
finishing now.
412
00:18:01,778 --> 00:18:04,647
[ applause ]
Thanks. Bye.
413
00:18:06,489 --> 00:18:08,457
Oh, did you hear that?
414
00:18:08,494 --> 00:18:10,529
That's the sound
of 1,000 bucks.
415
00:18:10,566 --> 00:18:13,034
Okay, look, Tina,
I need to talk to you.
416
00:18:13,071 --> 00:18:16,474
I just came
from the vet's office.
417
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:19,248
He was there
with his wife.
418
00:18:19,287 --> 00:18:21,154
They're getting back
together.
419
00:18:21,191 --> 00:18:24,259
Okay, you know, I realize
that you don't like the fact
420
00:18:24,299 --> 00:18:26,433
that I'm falling
for a married guy,
421
00:18:26,470 --> 00:18:28,471
but, God,
it would be so nice
422
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,475
if I had a friend
who was supportive
423
00:18:30,513 --> 00:18:32,581
instead of one who just
runs over and makes up lies.
424
00:18:32,618 --> 00:18:34,085
Tina, I'm not
making this up.
425
00:18:34,121 --> 00:18:35,956
Yeah, right.
You're unbelievable.
426
00:18:35,993 --> 00:18:37,794
Holly Tyler, you're up.
427
00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:39,497
They're at Pepelino's
having a drink.
428
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,035
I'll take you there
right now
429
00:18:41,072 --> 00:18:42,872
- if you don't believe me.
- I don't believe you.
430
00:18:42,909 --> 00:18:44,810
Tina, I have
never lied to you.
431
00:18:44,847 --> 00:18:47,282
Well, there's always
a first time.
432
00:18:47,319 --> 00:18:50,188
Tina, I swear. I never
wanted you to get hurt,
433
00:18:50,226 --> 00:18:52,294
which is why
I didn't want you
434
00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:54,799
to start liking him
in the first place.
435
00:18:54,838 --> 00:18:58,040
They're really
getting back together?
436
00:18:58,078 --> 00:19:00,546
[ sighs ]
437
00:19:00,585 --> 00:19:02,419
I'm sorry.
438
00:19:02,455 --> 00:19:04,657
You know, I knew you weren't
lying to me.
439
00:19:04,694 --> 00:19:06,928
We never lie to each other.
440
00:19:06,967 --> 00:19:10,069
So you really think
my voice sucks?
441
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:12,208
Yeah.
442
00:19:12,246 --> 00:19:14,414
[ Woman ]: Holly Tyler.
443
00:19:14,451 --> 00:19:17,019
You know what? You go on
and do your audition.
444
00:19:17,058 --> 00:19:19,659
I've gotta get going.
445
00:19:21,902 --> 00:19:23,869
I pass.
446
00:19:23,907 --> 00:19:26,075
I have to go
be with my friend.
447
00:19:26,112 --> 00:19:28,113
[ Woman ]: Jaydn Maria.
448
00:19:29,821 --> 00:19:30,821
Hello.
449
00:19:30,857 --> 00:19:31,890
Hi.
450
00:19:31,926 --> 00:19:32,926
Ahem.
451
00:19:35,033 --> 00:19:37,034
[ harp music playing ]
452
00:19:45,993 --> 00:19:47,327
Yeah...
453
00:19:47,362 --> 00:19:49,363
but can she sing?
454
00:19:51,539 --> 00:19:55,275
[ pop music playing ]
455
00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:05,135
Yeah...
456
00:20:05,172 --> 00:20:06,906
but is she happy?
457
00:20:08,145 --> 00:20:10,113
I wonder if you can use that
on your body?
458
00:20:10,150 --> 00:20:11,451
Dude, it's shampoo.
459
00:20:11,487 --> 00:20:14,122
I meant her.
460
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,462
Hey, where have you been?
461
00:20:16,499 --> 00:20:18,867
I've been out, being your
knight in shining armor.
462
00:20:18,904 --> 00:20:21,639
[ mocking ]
Knight in shining armor.
463
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:24,746
[ gasps ] Oh, my God,
Val's champagne glasses.
464
00:20:24,785 --> 00:20:26,652
How did you afford these?
465
00:20:26,690 --> 00:20:28,958
Well, singing at the diner
only afforded me one,
466
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:31,096
but a good friend of yours
chipped in for the other.
467
00:20:31,133 --> 00:20:33,034
Well, you know, I wanted it
to be anonymous.
468
00:20:33,072 --> 00:20:34,572
It was me.
469
00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:36,943
Oh, Tina!
That was so sweet.
470
00:20:36,981 --> 00:20:38,948
I promise
I'll pay you back.
471
00:20:38,986 --> 00:20:40,786
I know
you're good for it.
472
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,424
You are good for it,
right?
473
00:20:43,463 --> 00:20:44,863
Oh, my damn,
oh, my damn.
474
00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:46,400
Pop some corn.
475
00:20:46,434 --> 00:20:49,670
Here comes the sweet
and touching lesbionic ending.
476
00:20:49,704 --> 00:20:51,605
Let me get some
of that!
477
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:55,709
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