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- Hey.
- Hey.

Whatcha doing?

I'm a making a list
of all of Gary's friends

for his birthday party.

How hard is it
to write down "Holly"?

And what party,
you know?

I thought that you always
take him ice skating

at the Sky Rink.

Remember how you said
it was tradition,

and I said he's a loser?

Well, I was thinking about
renting out a club this year.

A club? Now, you see,
that's really pricey.

For 17 people,
stick with the Sky Rink.

It's perfect
for that dork.

The Sky Rink's
kind of lame.

I mean,
it smells like diapers,

and last year,
we had to constantly

skate around
frozen kid vomit.

Ooh, you're not
inviting Henry.

He went to Baltimore
to see his new girlfriend.

Ooh, how do you feel
about that?

Well, I got
a little twinge.

I don't see Vince
on the list.

Oh, I hate him.

And by that, do you mean
you still love him?

Yeah, but the love
is mixed in with the hate.

It's a very interesting emotion.
I call it hove.

Ooh, here comes
your hover.

Hey.

Hey.

So, listen,
tomorrow's Gary's birthday --

I know.

Okay.

So a friend of mine
just bought a club in Soho,

and there's a room upstairs
he said we --

No, I'm sorry. I'm taking him
to the Sky Rink.

- But you just said --
- Sky Rink.

Skating?
Isn't that a little --

Awesome?
A taste of fantastic?

And Gary loves it.

Gary also loves clubs,
girls, and --

Girls for Gary.

Sorry, buddy, Sky Rink.
End of convo.

I am freaking out --
freaking out.

I think
I just saw Jill.

Your Jill?
The Jill who had to

move all the way to France
just to dump you?

That's the one.

I could have swore I saw her
getting on the subway,

so I ran after her,
but the doors closed,

and then the train
started to take off,

and I was chasing it,
and I was yelling,

you know, "Jill, Jill,"
but I couldn't catch it.

And then there was this man
with no pants

who said he'd be Jill
for a dollar.

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I'm telling you,

it's just going
to take a little time.

You and Vince -- you just
got to let it cool down.

Then you can go back
to being friends.

No, you can't be friends
with somebody you've been with.

Yes, you --

wait, what do you mean
by "been with"?

Belated congrats.

No.

I haven't "been with"
been with.

I mean emotionally,
you know?

We let each other know --

Look, we just can't
be friends.

Come here.

Oh, thank God.
You haven't done it.

You can tell just by looking
in her eyes?

Do me, do me.

Oh, God, I'm surprised
you can still walk.

Maybe I should just
never see him again.

No, don't say that.
Trust me.

It's just going
to take time.

Like today, my ex-boyfriend
from high school

is coming over
to take me to lunch,

and we have become
good friends.

Easy for you to say.
He's engaged.

Hey, was Rick the first guy
you'd ever been with?

I've never
been with Rick.

Oh, please.

My room was right next door
to yours.

I heard what was going on.

Oh, God.
You were only 6.

I know. At first,
I thought he was killing you.

Okay, that must be

my ex-boyfriend/current
friend Rick.

Let me show you
how this is done.

- Hi.
- Hey.

Hey, Holly.
Hey, Lauren.

How's it going?

Oh, still dating
a doctor.

So, you dating anyone?

Yeah, I just told you,
I'm dating a doctor.

I know. I just know
how much you like to say it.

I love him.

So, listen,
before we go to lunch,

I just wanted
to show you something.

Julie and I are getting
wedding gifts for each other,

and I was wondering...

is this brooch any good?

Oh, that's hideous.

Lauren.

No, I'm sorry.
It's pretty.

Is it bad?

It's not so much bad as...
is Julie 80?

I thought it was pretty,
and it's very expensive.

Hmm, what'd it
set you back?

- Oh, God.
- Sucka.

Ha ha ha.

Look, I don't know Julie,
but, um...

A woman usually likes
something personal

or intimate or, you know,
sentimental.

Something between
the two of you.

I wish I knew
what she was getting you.

Oh, I know.
She already gave it to me.

Oh, what is it?

A Mercedes.

And you're giving her
that hideous brooch?

Hey, my boyfriend
drives a Mercedes.

Oh, really?

What does your boyfriend
do for a living?

He's a doctor.
Come here, you!

Come in.

Hey.

Hey, birthday boy.

Yeah, that's me.

Birthday boy.

Happy birthday to Gary.
Ha ha.

This is a nice room.

Yeah, I like
this room.

Very -- very comfortable,
you know?

We've had a lot of good talks
in this room, haven't we?

We sure have.

Yeah.

Hey, you remember that time

I got into a big fight
with my dad,

and you helped me
calm down?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hey, and you remember that time
that Jill broke up with me

and went back to Paris,
and you helped me through that?

Mm-hmm, yeah.

And you remember
that time

that I...I was thinking
about taking up golfing and --

Gary, I don't remember
all of them.

Well, you know,
the reason I bring it up is...

you know, I don't want
to go skating on my birthday.

What? What?

Well, see, yeah,
I was talking to Vince,

and he said that his boy
owns this club that --

Vince -- unbelievable.

So you would rather
go to a club

and dance with girls
than ice skate.

Well, you pose
an interesting question --

Oh, my God.
I can't believe you.

You are choosing Vince
over me.

I'm not choosing anybody
over anybody.

Hey, and don't make this
about y'all's thing.

Look, Holly,
I need to get over Jill.

This is not the first time
I thought I saw her.

I mean, I got to get her
out of my head,

so maybe I should meet some
girls, and Vince said that --

Fine. Go.
Go to Vince's little club.

Go meet girls.
You two have fun.

You sure are
bringing up Vince a lot.

Okay, you know what?

This has nothing to do
with...that guy, okay?

I look forward
to your birthday every year --

being together,
strapping on the blades,

zipping around
the old rink.

- We still can be together.
- Forget it.

Oh, come on, Holly,
be real.

I am a man. I need
to dance with some girls.

Fine. Go.
Go dance with girls.

Go dance with Vince.
See if I care.

Okay, if that's the way it is,
then that's the way it is.

Yeah, well,
that is the way it is.

Now get off my property.

Are you happy now? Huh?

Huh? Huh?

Problem?

Yeah -- outside, right now.

Can't. I got
a grilled cheese going.

If I leave it,
it's going to congeal.

Would you
give me back my sandwich?

Hey!

Why are you trying
to drive a wedge

between me
and my best friend?

- What are you talking --
- You went behind my back

and told Gary about the club
and those girls.

Okay, you're getting
a little loud.

Well, I'm going
to get louder.

Listen, Gary was
at my apartment.

We're having
a conversation.

I casually mentioned
the thing about the club.

- Oh, you casually mentioned?
- It just came up.

Oh, my God.
You are such a liar.

I'm a liar?
You know what? You're right.

I am a liar,
because Gary brought it up,

and there was
nothing casual about it.

I believe
his exact words were,

"How can I get out of going
to that stupid Sky Rink?"

You know,

I think you're
just using Gary's birthday

as an excuse to be
with a bunch of girls.

I don't need Gary
to be with a bunch of girls.

I got plenty of girls.

Oh, so that's
what this is about?

You started
this whole thing

just to tell me
how many girls you have.

Yes, that was
my master plan.

I came here
hoping to run into you

to get you
to pick a fight with me

so I could blurt out
how many girlfriends I have.

I knew it.

Okay, I thought
we were talking about Gary,

but you want to talk
about you and me?

Let's talk
about you and me.

Okay, fine, let's talk
about you and me.

Go ahead.
What do you have to say?

You're a baby.

Oh, I'm a baby?

You're a doody.

You know,

anytime something doesn't go
according to Holly's plan,

and if it isn't
exactly how you pictured it,

you act like
a spoiled baby.

You know, I have gone over it
in my head a million times

whether it was the right thing
to walk away from you,

and I have never been surer
than right now.

Good. Then we're both happy.

Oh, I think I'm happier
than you.

In fact, I couldn't
be happier, even if I --

Jill?

Jill?

Oh, hi, Holly.
Hi, Vince.

- So Gary did see you.
- He saw me?

Yeah, this afternoon,
on the subway.

Oh, you guys can't
tell Gary you saw me.

What are you
talking about?

And when did you
get back from France?

Okay, here's the thing --
I lied to Gary.

I never went back
to France.

I've been here
the whole time.

Okay, now I'm going
to get loud.

You never went back
to France?

You've been here
this whole time.

What the hell?

Wait a minute.

Gary took you
to the airport.

Did you fake
getting on a plane?

Yeah, that part
was tricky.

How could you do that
to him?

I'm just not
good at breakups.

Not good? You suck.
That's the most hurtful,

insensitive thing
I've ever heard.

Look, you don't know
the whole story.

Okay, I would love
to hear this.

I met somebody else.

Oh, my God.

Oh, and he's
the nicest person.

You guys would
really, really like him.

No, no, no,
I wouldn't like him,

and I don't like you.
Gary is my best friend,

and he is the nicest,
sweetest guy ever.

I know. That's exactly
why I couldn't tell him.

I didn't want
to hurt him.

Okay, you know what?

This has nothing to do
with protecting Gary's feelings.

You just didn't want
to screw things up

with your new boyfriend.

I...I can't believe
you're being so mean.

You always seemed so nice.

Yeah, well, you had
a lot of people fooled, too,

with your little soft voice,
big innocent eyes --

Tight little body.

You know,
I think we're done here.

Fine. If you'll
excuse me...

No. Where do you think
you're going?

I want some coconut pie.

No. No pie for you.

Whatever.

You know, the best thing
that ever happened to Gary

was you two breaking up.
You don't deserve him.

Oh, my God.
Can you believe her?

I know.

Listen, Gary's coming
by my apartment tonight.

If you want,
I'll tell him.

No, you're not
telling him.

Fine. You tell him.

No, no one's telling him.

You want to hurt him
all over again?

What is wrong with you?

I think
he'd want to know.

No, I think I know him
better than you,

and I know what he needs,

and he doesn't need
to hear this,

especially
not on his birthday.

Hey, he's a guy.
I'm a guy.

I know what guys want.

Guys want you
to be straight with them,

and straight guys
don't want to figure skate.

I know at least
two fairly straight guys

who love to figure s--

Okay, why are we fighting
about this?

We need to think
about Gary.

Okay, if you really
don't think we should tell him,

then we won't tell him,

even though
we should tell him.

Well, we need to do something
really nice for his birthday.

Can you still get
that club?

I saw it.
It's kind of a dump.

My friend's the worst.

Well, we can use the loft.
Can you still get girls?

Isn't that, like,
our whole problem?

Yay, I love birthdays.

I love cake.

I love you guys. Mwah.

And mwah.

I think someone's had
a little too much love.

Thanks for letting us
use the loft.

Oh, no problem.
I love Gary.

You and Vince
throwing Gary a party --

that's very friend-like.

Yeah, well, we decided
to put our differences aside

and be mature
and adult about it.

Hey, I'm going to go
light the fire outside.

Who cares?

Val, do you think
I did the right thing

by not telling Gary
about Jill?

- I don't know.
- What do you mean, you don't know?

Telling him would devastate him
and break his heart.

Okay, you did
the right thing.

Exactly.

Ooh.

Hey! Who ripped off
my vino?

Okay, I got
the fire going.

What do you want me
to do now?

Learn how to have
a relationship.

Gary!

You are bad.

What?

I saw Jill.
I know what you're doing.

You saw her?

Oh, yeah, yeah.
I was hanging out in the subway,

thinking she might
show up again,

and sure enough,
she did.

She got on the train
and I started chasing it,

but I stopped because, well,
it was way faster than me.

But I know it was her,

and I know
what you two are up to.

What are we up to?

She's here for my birthday.

Ha ha ha ha!

Busted. Yeah, I got
to give you guys props.

Hey, you really
had me fooled.

You and the fake fight
about the Sky Rink,

and you with the club
and the girls. I like that.

Gary, listen, man, we --

Don't know anything
about Jill.

I don't know who you saw,
but she's not coming here.

Okay, all right.
She's not coming.

Ha ha ha ha.

Hey, she wants to get back
with me, doesn't she?

I knew it, I knew it.

Hey, you know, when two people
love each other that much,

you can feel it.

Dude --

Hey, Vince, could we have
a moment, please?

Gary, Jill never left.

She's been here
the whole time.

She -- she told you
she was going back to France

because -- because it was
easier for her.

Okay, if you're still
playing me, it's not very funny.

I wouldn't do that.

This is for real?

Well, how long
have you known?

I ran into her
yesterday.

Yesterday,
and you didn't tell me?

Gary, I didn't want it
to ruin your birthday.

Birthday? Well, you know
how I feel about that girl.

I mean, if I knew
she was here,

I...I could have talked to her.
I could have --

No, there's nothing
you could have done.

She's seeing
somebody else.

Okay, that part
I wouldn't have told him.

I wouldn't have
told him any part.

Look what you did.

If you'd let me
tell him yesterday --

Wait, you were going
to tell me, and you weren't?

Well, Gary,
I didn't want you --

Thanks, Vince.

You're a good friend.

Holly --

No, go.

Go find
your good friend Gary

and give him
the best birthday ever.

This was
a kick-ass birthday party.

Gary wasn't even here.

I told you Vince and I
couldn't be friends.

He totally sold me out.

Did you see
the way Gary looked at me?

He was so hurt.
I mean, was I wrong?

Should I have
told him yesterday?

You sure
he's not coming back, right?

Hey.

Hey. Is Val here?

Yeah. Val,
there's a boy here for you.

- Rick.
- Hi.

Hi. What are you
doing here?

I just wanted to drop by

and drop this off
on my way to the airport.

What did you do?

Aw, nothing. It's just
a little thank-you gift

for helping me yesterday.

No, I wanted to do that.

And I wanted to do this.

Okay.

I can't believe you.

Oh, dear God, look at the size
of that diamond!

It's a glass doorknob.

Oh.

Well, glass is nice, too.

I can't believe
you remembered this.

Yep, it's pretty much
the exact one

I pulled off
your closet door

trying to hide
from your dad.

That must have been
one of the nights

he was trying
to "kill her."

That's very thoughtful.
Thank you.

You're welcome.

Okay, everyone sit down.
It's movie time.

Ooh, is it "Nemo"?

Holly, come over here.

Hey, Gary,
I'm so sorry.

Look, I just want you to know
I don't want to be here.

He dragged me here.

What is this?

Hey, Gary, sit down.
Holly, you sit next to him.

I got the security tape
from outside the diner.

You need to get
a good look at this.

: When did you
get back from France?

: Okay,
here's the thing...

That's Jill. Man, why are you
showing me this?

I thought you were
my friend.

I am.

So is she.

Just keep watching.

You know,
you photograph beautifully.

Wait, wait, I've got
to see this part again.

This is my favorite part.

: You know what?
The best thing

that ever happened to Gary
was you two breaking up.

You don't deserve him.

Bam. Look at the look
on her face.

Ha ha ha.

My girl.

Aw.

Happy birthday, Gary.

Thank you.

You guys
got to check this part out.

Now, this is
my real, real favorite.

Look how big
Jill's booty looks there.

Damn, I miss that girl.

That was really nice
of you. Thanks.

You're welcome.

Am I still a doody?

Well, I hate to go,
but...

got to get
to the airport.

No, wait. You haven't
had any ice cream.

Oh, maybe I can stay
for a few more minutes.

After all,
it is my good friend...

Gay's birthday.

- It's Gary.
- I ate the "r."

Here you go.

Do me a favor --

next time you and Julie
are in town, call me,

'cause I would
love to meet her.

She'd like
to meet you, too.

I'm so happy for you --
getting married,

starting a whole new
exciting life. That's great.

You know,
I got to say,

when I ran into you
in the diner,

I was surprised to see

that you haven't been
grabbed up yet.

I've been grabbed up.
I just haven't been proposed to.

Well, whoever that guy is,

he's not going to be
good enough for you.

Probably not.

Seriously.

You need to find a guy

who really appreciates you
for who you are.

You know, somebody
who's totally into you.

You know, a guy who --
who looks at you like --

like --

like that guy who's looking
at your sister right now.

Little help, dude?

Yeah.

That guy --
what's his name?

Oh, Rick.

He used to date your sister
in high school, huh?

Yeah, but they're
just friends now.

I don't know about that.

You know, I never really
realized it before,

but I believe
one of Jill's legs

is shorter
than the other.

Damn, I miss that girl.

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