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Let's go home, Tara.
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Charmaine, we can't.
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Happy by-sennial, Mimi.
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And to you, too, girls.
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Who is Mimi?
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Maybe a babysitter.
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This is the most important part.
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Who told you to put all
the little stones on it?
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How do you know someone told me?
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You make art with all your selves.
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This house would just make a
great place to start a life.
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An even better place to end one.
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I guess you already know who
Mimi Parmeter is, don't you?
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I want to talk to you sometime
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about maybe buying this place for my baby.
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The baby's not Nick's. It's Neil's.
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I want you to get him to sign something
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saying he's never gonna come back
and try to be a father to our kid.
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The papers that promise
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I'd stay out of our daughter's life.
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I'm your princess Valhalla Hawkwind,
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and your wish is my ultimate command.
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Would you ever meet in person?
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This really is a... a teenager's room.
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I have to get out of here.
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Being gay is like living in a buffet.
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Let's take a walk.
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And people say romance is dead.
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Last night, I stopped
at cat five's for a beer.
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You had a thing with Pammy?
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Huge mistake.
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But I also forgive you.
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You fucked my Pammy!
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You do not get away
with that, motherfucker!
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Buck! Buck! T... Tara forgave me.
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I ain't Tara.
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You look like hell.
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I feel like hell.
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What the fuck happen?
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Buck beat the shit out of me.
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- Ow.
- Yeah.
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Kicked me right in my Marshall-maker.
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I'm so sorry.
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Why?
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Pammy.
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I thought you guys were
getting co-conscious.
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Ohhhh.
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We are... sometimes.
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Well, couldn't you have at least
told him that I was forgiven?
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Like, left a note in his beer cozy?
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Ow!
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Whoa.
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Whoa.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna drive to Lawrence
today... try and meet Mimi.
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Well, I think I should come.
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No. I'm gonna ask Charmaine.
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But, hey, just so you know,
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even though Buck's
mad, I meant what I said
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when I said I forgive
you for what happened.
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Uh, maybe you should ask Char
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before you start going
through all her stuff.
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Wow. She likes animal prints.
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I'm just shoppin' right now.
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If I see anything I want, then I'll...
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Kate plus 8 goes on a date.
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I thought Zach dumped you.
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He did,
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but then he called and said
he couldn't eat or sleep
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or stop thinking about me, so I win.
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Well, winning is the goal.
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My mistake was inviting him
into my personal chambre.
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I should have redecorated
away all the high-school shit.
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Actually, your mistake is that your
room is still in your parents' house.
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Where Lionel be at?
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Haven't seen him prancing
around here lately.
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Well... we're not speaking.
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Or... he's ignoring me,
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or I... I don't know.
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Fascinating.
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Yeah, I think we decided we're just
two totally different kinds of people.
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You know, no shared interests or whatever.
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I'm having a total revelation.
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Please. A... anything. I need help.
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Classic little black dress.
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It's what every woman needs.
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Mom?
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Hi.
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I'm having a crisis.
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Glamour magazine says every woman
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must own a little black dress.
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It's a do, mom.
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I can't be a don't with a
little black bar over my eyes.
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Oh.
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Well, I have one, but
it's sort of Alice's.
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Pass.
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I bet Char has one.
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There is one in her closet,
but it has a weird crust on it.
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Maybe it's deodorant.
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It's on the hem.
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Hey, thank you for getting
Mimi's address for me.
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It was easy.
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I have sharpened my
people-tracking skills
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pretty good in my previous position.
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Uh...
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I guess I... hope it helps you.
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Going back there or whatever.
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Yeah.
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Is Zach taking you out?
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Yeah.
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Fancy-people fancy luncheon.
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Got it.
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Is that why you're
dressing up like a woman?
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Yeah, I'm gonna flash a
little side boob or something.
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Don't forget to be yourself.
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Ha, ha, and ha, mom.
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I know you feel bad about...
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deserting me at the park,
Marshall, and it's totally okay.
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I don't feel bad.
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You left me.
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I was just trying to get out of there
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before I became somebody's wife.
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It's man-sex, not matrimony.
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"Man-sex"?
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Is that... what you did?
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You went all the way with that guy?
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Well, not there in the park.
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But later... when I
went back to his house.
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Want all the deets?
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No.
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The second I walked in
the door, he kissed me.
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Then he took me to the living room,
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where there were lit candles.
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And we drank red wine
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and watched the special features
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from his "Dawson's Creek" box set.
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Stop it.
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He kissed each one of my eyelids.
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It was as close to
perfect as I've ever felt.
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Wow.
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I'm happy for you, I guess.
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What smells so good? Feed me.
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Lawrence, Kansas.
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Lawrence, Kansas.
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Is my tiara too Midwestern glitz pageant?
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4039 Vermont Street, Lawrence, Kansas.
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No, seriously, talk me down.
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Does this scream Jonbenét?
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I can't believe I'm holding
Mimi's address in my hand.
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The Internet's the worst thing
to happen to family secrets
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since DNA testing.
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Don't make me go alone.
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I won't. I'll go with you.
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But wherever this gets
you with your disease,
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promise me not one word
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to mom and dad till Monday morning,
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while I am dealing Nick
his bridal-suite blowjob.
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You might want to hustle out of here.
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Neil's about to stop by.
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What does he want?
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Didn't say.
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Well, he knows about the wedding
being tomorrow and all that?
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Yeah, he knows all about all that.
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Okay.
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I'm making the right choice, right?
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Don't ask me that.
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Neil's a good friend of
mine. I'm biased in his favor.
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You think I should be marrying Neil.
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Ohhh.
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I think I meant the opposite of that.
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Hey.
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- We ready?
- We ready.
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Mimi Parmeter, this is your life.
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You sure you don't want me to come?
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Nah. You know, it's a sister thing.
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Think of it as my bachelorette party.
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Except instead of stuffing dollar
bills in some guy's g-string,
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we'll be exploring the deep
roots of my mental illness.
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Is that much fun even legal?
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Seriously, Max, stay here.
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Help Nick and the kids with the yard.
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- There's a lot of work to do.
- Okay.
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Drive safe.
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Yeah.
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Gonna have my cellphone on all day.
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You call me if you need anything.
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Okay, so, I get on 435, right?
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And then highway 10.
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Have you figured out
exactly what you're gonna say
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when we get there?
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No, not exactly.
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More like...
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I guess we'll just see if the names
Tara and Charmaine mean anything to her.
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Or Bev and Frank Craine.
See if she knew mom and dad.
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You know you might transition, right?
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Yeah, I figured.
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You know, when we were in the basement
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during the tornado,
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Shoshana was like,
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"this business of protecting
each other has got to stop."
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Hmm.
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Yeah.
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She said we made a pact.
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You and me, me and you.
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Sister's keeper through and through.
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Aah! Aah!
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What was that? Did we really do that?
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I don't know. Stop.
You're freaking me out.
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You're freaking me out.
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Hey, Max.
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Jesus, Neil.
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Shh!
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Charmaine still here?
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No, she's gone for the afternoon.
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You can lose that amazing disguise.
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Okay, well, I came to say goodbye.
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"Goodbye"?
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Yeah, I mean, with
Charmaine getting married,
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there's nothing left
for me here, lifewise.
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Where you gonna go?
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Uh, Odessa, for starters.
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Odessa, Texas?
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Yeah, I got a... I got a cousin
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who's a tool pusher on
an oil rig down there...
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Says he can, you know,
temporarily set me up
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in a managerial capacity.
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You know anything about oil?
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No.
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But, you know, he says it's
just you're holed up in a trailer
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and then you drink beer
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and you eat cereal out of the box,
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which, you know, I can do.
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Wow.
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Hey, man, we did a
really good job next door.
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You know, we did. I'm proud of us.
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We... we made a great home,
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and that's where my daughter's
gonna wake up every day,
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and she's gonna... you
know, she's gonna watch TV
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and... and do her math worksheets.
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You really think of her as your daughter?
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Oh, fuck.
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Well, you know, I'll...
I'll send you my info.
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Well, yeah, you better.
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Yeah.
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God damn it.
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Eh. Come here.
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I'm gonna miss you.
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Neil, there's only one you.
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That's what they keep telling me.
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I am dramatically overdressed.
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You look beautiful.
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This is not a place for
a little black dress.
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This is a place for a little white polo.
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Or maybe a... a delightful khaki
polo would have sufficed.
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You don't have to try so hard, you know.
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Trying? I'm not trying.
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I'm just talking.
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You're enough, Kate.
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Can't you see that?
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Wow.
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Living with a schizophrenic
has really taken a toll on you.
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Oh, my mom's not schizophrenic.
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Crab cobb salad?
265
00:12:16,575 --> 00:12:18,610
Oh, no, sorry. I don't do crab.
266
00:12:18,644 --> 00:12:20,979
That's mine. She's the regular cobb.
267
00:12:21,013 --> 00:12:22,747
Thanks.
268
00:12:22,781 --> 00:12:24,215
Thank you.
269
00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:25,883
Have you ever had to...
270
00:12:25,918 --> 00:12:27,485
get a restraining order on your mom?
271
00:12:28,988 --> 00:12:30,321
No.
272
00:12:30,356 --> 00:12:33,825
I mean, she's a little crazy,
but she's not dangerous.
273
00:12:35,494 --> 00:12:36,494
Not yet.
274
00:12:40,032 --> 00:12:45,703
This thing's coming together a
lot faster than I thought it would.
275
00:12:45,738 --> 00:12:48,640
Hope the girls are having
fun getting their nails done.
276
00:12:48,674 --> 00:12:50,308
Probably in heaven right now.
277
00:12:50,342 --> 00:12:51,809
They're not in heaven.
278
00:12:51,844 --> 00:12:53,544
They're in Lawrence.
Didn't Charmaine tell you?
279
00:12:54,847 --> 00:12:56,114
Huh.
280
00:12:56,148 --> 00:12:59,350
Sometimes Charmaine buries the lead.
281
00:12:59,385 --> 00:13:02,020
Well, Tara had the name
of some lady in her head.
282
00:13:02,054 --> 00:13:04,055
She thought if she went
there and saw her in person,
283
00:13:04,089 --> 00:13:06,157
she might get some answers about her past.
284
00:13:06,191 --> 00:13:07,425
Wow.
285
00:13:07,459 --> 00:13:09,560
Hope they're okay.
286
00:13:09,595 --> 00:13:10,662
Yeah, me too.
287
00:13:10,696 --> 00:13:12,063
Hey, can I see that paint can?
288
00:13:15,868 --> 00:13:18,536
Listen, Max, I, uh...
289
00:13:18,570 --> 00:13:20,905
really appreciate how
welcoming you've been.
290
00:13:20,939 --> 00:13:22,974
I mean, I know Neil's your buddy.
291
00:13:23,008 --> 00:13:24,842
Well, you're a stand-up guy,
Nick, raising another guy's kid.
292
00:13:24,877 --> 00:13:26,678
I got to say, I...
293
00:13:26,712 --> 00:13:28,980
I respect that.
294
00:13:29,014 --> 00:13:31,482
I think of that baby as mine already.
295
00:13:31,517 --> 00:13:33,718
And Neil wants nothing to do with her.
296
00:13:33,752 --> 00:13:35,787
Can you imagine, coming into this world
297
00:13:35,821 --> 00:13:38,756
knowing your father doesn't love you?
298
00:13:38,791 --> 00:13:41,225
Yeah. I grew up without my dad.
299
00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:43,761
I'm sorry, man. I
didn't... I didn't realize.
300
00:13:43,796 --> 00:13:44,996
No, no, that's okay.
301
00:13:45,030 --> 00:13:48,099
It was just... me and my mom.
302
00:13:54,139 --> 00:13:57,408
Hey, are you, uh, cool to do
this by yourself for a bit?
303
00:13:57,443 --> 00:13:59,377
Yeah.
304
00:14:11,724 --> 00:14:13,524
Oh, my God.
305
00:14:13,559 --> 00:14:15,126
It's my fuckin' art.
306
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,627
Holy fuck.
307
00:14:16,662 --> 00:14:19,330
It's even got the stones
and the place for the flag.
308
00:14:19,365 --> 00:14:22,333
How could I have possibly
known all those details?
309
00:14:22,368 --> 00:14:26,704
Is every single thing just
lurking beneath the surface?
310
00:14:26,739 --> 00:14:29,107
Jesus. I hope not.
311
00:14:32,311 --> 00:14:35,613
I always wonder about people
who have those kind of flags.
312
00:14:35,647 --> 00:14:37,982
They pledge allegiance to spring.
313
00:14:38,016 --> 00:14:39,817
I'd say it's a good sign.
314
00:14:53,365 --> 00:14:54,665
Hello.
315
00:14:57,369 --> 00:14:59,003
May I help you?
316
00:15:02,241 --> 00:15:04,409
You're still mad.
317
00:15:04,443 --> 00:15:06,944
And don't try to lie.
318
00:15:06,979 --> 00:15:08,513
It's just...
319
00:15:08,547 --> 00:15:10,381
sometimes I wonder if anyone besides me
320
00:15:10,416 --> 00:15:12,417
actually believes in romance.
321
00:15:12,451 --> 00:15:15,153
Or if the idea is just a big joke...
322
00:15:15,187 --> 00:15:16,254
on everyone.
323
00:15:16,288 --> 00:15:18,289
Real romance, you know?
324
00:15:18,323 --> 00:15:21,292
Someone you want to... wake up next to
325
00:15:21,326 --> 00:15:23,361
or... fall asleep on or...
326
00:15:23,395 --> 00:15:25,363
I know, Marshall.
327
00:15:25,397 --> 00:15:26,431
I know you know.
328
00:15:26,465 --> 00:15:27,432
I just...
329
00:15:27,466 --> 00:15:29,700
I just...
330
00:15:29,735 --> 00:15:32,503
Wonder if you're ever gonna have it?
331
00:15:37,843 --> 00:15:40,278
Okay, fine.
332
00:15:40,312 --> 00:15:43,314
The other night, when I
went to the park guy's house,
333
00:15:43,348 --> 00:15:48,519
there wasn't any wine or eyelid-kissing.
334
00:15:49,555 --> 00:15:51,155
I went in...
335
00:15:51,190 --> 00:15:53,825
and he asked me to please
just wear my underwear.
336
00:15:53,859 --> 00:15:56,994
And then he started
playing with his cock...
337
00:15:57,029 --> 00:15:58,963
Stop!
338
00:15:58,997 --> 00:16:00,665
I don't want to know.
339
00:16:00,699 --> 00:16:01,899
Okay.
340
00:16:03,669 --> 00:16:05,670
When I got home...
341
00:16:07,573 --> 00:16:10,174
my mom didn't ask what I'd been doing.
342
00:16:11,810 --> 00:16:14,078
I didn't even have to lie.
343
00:16:45,777 --> 00:16:48,679
And our parents are
Beverly and Frank Craine.
344
00:16:48,714 --> 00:16:51,115
We lived in Olathe.
345
00:16:51,149 --> 00:16:52,717
Yes.
346
00:16:52,751 --> 00:16:54,585
Yes, I do remember.
347
00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:58,122
Okay, so, um, I'm kind of
on this fact-finding mission.
348
00:16:58,156 --> 00:17:01,125
Our mom says you babysat for
us sometimes, and I'm just...
349
00:17:01,159 --> 00:17:03,728
I'm just trying to get a
picture of my childhood.
350
00:17:03,762 --> 00:17:05,196
Oh, darny.
351
00:17:05,230 --> 00:17:08,933
Well, we have a lot of
clearing up to do, don't we?
352
00:17:08,967 --> 00:17:12,937
I'm sorry to report, but
I wasn't your babysitter.
353
00:17:12,971 --> 00:17:14,839
You weren't?
354
00:17:14,873 --> 00:17:16,407
No.
355
00:17:16,441 --> 00:17:18,442
You lived with me here.
356
00:17:18,477 --> 00:17:21,212
I run a foster home, ladies.
357
00:17:23,115 --> 00:17:26,717
We were... your foster children?
358
00:17:26,752 --> 00:17:30,121
I've been taking in children
for nearly 35 years now.
359
00:17:30,155 --> 00:17:31,622
And...
360
00:17:31,657 --> 00:17:36,060
Yes, I do remember you both.
361
00:17:36,094 --> 00:17:37,728
Tara and Char.
362
00:17:39,064 --> 00:17:41,499
They... they never told us.
363
00:17:41,533 --> 00:17:43,501
Tara?
364
00:17:43,535 --> 00:17:44,969
You're the older one, aren't you?
365
00:17:46,638 --> 00:17:48,906
But you wouldn't leave her side,
366
00:17:48,941 --> 00:17:52,443
held on to her for dear life.
367
00:17:52,477 --> 00:17:53,778
Oh, this is Dwayne.
368
00:17:53,812 --> 00:17:55,179
Hello.
369
00:17:55,213 --> 00:17:57,548
Dwayne, do you remember these girls?
370
00:17:57,583 --> 00:17:59,183
Stuck together like glue.
371
00:17:59,217 --> 00:18:01,619
Just can't remember what year it was.
372
00:18:01,653 --> 00:18:03,087
What up, Dwayne?
373
00:18:03,121 --> 00:18:04,855
You remember me?
374
00:18:04,890 --> 00:18:06,824
'Cause I sure as fuck remember you.
375
00:18:10,195 --> 00:18:12,330
I need to get you out of this house.
376
00:18:12,364 --> 00:18:13,564
Is that right?
377
00:18:13,599 --> 00:18:15,833
This whole self-imprisonment thing,
378
00:18:15,867 --> 00:18:20,705
sticking with a bad situation
because you think that's how life is?
379
00:18:20,739 --> 00:18:22,907
It's not that bad.
380
00:18:22,941 --> 00:18:25,242
I want you to start
looking in the newspaper...
381
00:18:25,277 --> 00:18:26,477
At condos.
382
00:18:26,511 --> 00:18:28,346
Condos?
383
00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:30,748
Hold on. Maybe it is that bad.
384
00:18:30,782 --> 00:18:32,483
I'll drive you around,
and we can look at lofts.
385
00:18:32,517 --> 00:18:34,151
Lofts?
386
00:18:34,186 --> 00:18:37,321
Yeah, in the crossroads district.
387
00:18:37,356 --> 00:18:38,990
You ever been down there?
388
00:18:39,024 --> 00:18:42,994
If I remember correctly,
I love it down there.
389
00:18:45,364 --> 00:18:49,500
I have been wanting to get out
of here for a billion years.
390
00:18:50,469 --> 00:18:51,836
When we sign your lease,
391
00:18:51,870 --> 00:18:53,704
they're gonna want to know your income,
392
00:18:53,739 --> 00:18:56,540
so you'll just tell them
that you work at Yogohut.
393
00:18:56,575 --> 00:18:58,409
I work at Yogohut?
394
00:18:58,443 --> 00:18:59,677
Mm-hmm.
395
00:18:59,711 --> 00:19:02,079
And what do I do at Yogohut?
396
00:19:02,114 --> 00:19:04,181
Do I make the stuff come out?
397
00:19:07,786 --> 00:19:10,588
I'm gonna fuck up your face, Duh-Wayne.
398
00:19:10,622 --> 00:19:12,123
I'm sorry. We probably
shouldn't have come.
399
00:19:12,157 --> 00:19:13,624
Come on, old man!
400
00:19:13,659 --> 00:19:15,359
You used to give Tara horsey rides.
401
00:19:15,394 --> 00:19:16,861
Giddyup! Ow!
402
00:19:16,895 --> 00:19:18,562
I think you need to
get the hell out of here
403
00:19:18,597 --> 00:19:19,897
before I call the police.
404
00:19:19,931 --> 00:19:21,465
Ooh! Is that right, asshole?
405
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:22,833
'Cause maybe I already called the police
406
00:19:22,868 --> 00:19:24,135
and they're comin' to get you!
407
00:19:24,169 --> 00:19:26,103
I told you... you're
too damn trusting, Mimi.
408
00:19:26,138 --> 00:19:28,806
Oh, Dwayne, let's not get into
all of what you told me now.
409
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,841
- This looks like Alice.
- I know. It's fuckin' freaky, right?
410
00:19:30,876 --> 00:19:31,942
Come on, T, let's go.
411
00:19:31,977 --> 00:19:35,913
I ain't steppin' nowhere until
Duh-Wayne says he remembers me.
412
00:19:35,947 --> 00:19:37,114
1976.
413
00:19:37,149 --> 00:19:39,483
Christ, Mimi, we hadn't even met yet.
414
00:19:39,518 --> 00:19:41,852
The... the same day you
came was the same day
415
00:19:41,887 --> 00:19:44,155
the block had its bicentennial parade.
416
00:19:45,223 --> 00:19:47,725
I don't want to ride a tricycle.
417
00:19:47,759 --> 00:19:51,095
I want to ride a big-girl bike.
418
00:19:51,129 --> 00:19:53,664
Oh, my God. It's... Chicken.
419
00:19:53,699 --> 00:19:55,266
Who's Chicken?
420
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:59,336
Chi... Chicken was Tara's
nickname when we were little kids.
421
00:19:59,371 --> 00:20:01,605
I'm hungry anyway.
422
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,407
Okay, Chicken, you
must be tired. Let's go.
423
00:20:03,442 --> 00:20:04,909
No, I'm not tired!
424
00:20:04,943 --> 00:20:08,879
No!
425
00:20:08,914 --> 00:20:11,749
I'm s... I'm sorry. We, um...
426
00:20:11,783 --> 00:20:14,819
We're just trying to...
427
00:20:14,853 --> 00:20:16,787
So, he wasn't here when we were?
428
00:20:16,822 --> 00:20:19,223
No, he wasn't.
429
00:20:19,257 --> 00:20:21,292
And I'm so sorry to say this,
430
00:20:21,326 --> 00:20:22,893
but they sent children to me
431
00:20:22,928 --> 00:20:25,563
who came from especially abusive homes.
432
00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:39,376
I seeping.
433
00:20:39,411 --> 00:20:41,679
That's right. You are sleeping.
434
00:20:45,283 --> 00:20:47,952
Okay, you guys drive safe.
435
00:20:51,923 --> 00:20:54,492
Do you think you would enjoy or despise
436
00:20:54,526 --> 00:20:56,360
sitting in a chair shaped like an egg
437
00:20:56,394 --> 00:20:58,362
and hanging from the ceiling?
438
00:20:58,396 --> 00:21:00,631
You're buying more stuff?
439
00:21:00,665 --> 00:21:03,400
I thought you said,
"everything's a thing."
440
00:21:03,435 --> 00:21:05,102
This is different.
441
00:21:05,137 --> 00:21:07,071
Zach hearts me.
442
00:21:08,507 --> 00:21:10,274
Lionel hearts me.
443
00:21:10,308 --> 00:21:11,976
I know.
444
00:21:12,010 --> 00:21:15,546
No, I mean... Lionel really hearts me.
445
00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:17,348
We, um...
446
00:21:17,382 --> 00:21:18,549
We made out.
447
00:21:20,886 --> 00:21:23,420
You made out with your bff?
448
00:21:23,455 --> 00:21:24,588
Your beef?
449
00:21:24,623 --> 00:21:26,824
This is huge.
450
00:21:26,858 --> 00:21:28,159
Is it?
451
00:21:28,193 --> 00:21:30,394
Uh, I don't want it to be huge.
452
00:21:30,428 --> 00:21:32,596
I just want it to be...
453
00:21:32,631 --> 00:21:33,931
did I ruin everything?
454
00:21:33,965 --> 00:21:36,433
No! It's totally sweet!
455
00:21:36,468 --> 00:21:40,971
But... Lionel likes older, muscly dudes
456
00:21:41,006 --> 00:21:42,239
with shoulder hair.
457
00:21:42,274 --> 00:21:43,641
And he has a porn collection.
458
00:21:43,675 --> 00:21:45,276
And he's a radical queer activist.
459
00:21:45,310 --> 00:21:46,744
And I'm...
460
00:21:46,778 --> 00:21:47,945
I'm...
461
00:21:47,979 --> 00:21:50,881
I'll tell you what you are, amoosh boosh.
462
00:21:50,916 --> 00:21:52,316
You're in love.
463
00:21:54,419 --> 00:21:56,320
I feel more like I just came
down with food poisoning.
464
00:21:57,923 --> 00:21:59,490
That's in the beginning.
465
00:21:59,524 --> 00:22:01,025
It gets easier.
466
00:22:01,059 --> 00:22:02,126
Less crampy.
467
00:22:03,495 --> 00:22:04,995
I'm glad you have someone.
468
00:22:05,030 --> 00:22:06,664
It's good timing for me to bolt.
469
00:22:06,698 --> 00:22:12,570
Zach has recently promised to
get me a condo to call my own...
470
00:22:12,604 --> 00:22:14,605
potentially with an indoor pool.
471
00:22:14,639 --> 00:22:16,574
Really?
472
00:22:16,608 --> 00:22:19,210
Like... soon?
473
00:22:19,244 --> 00:22:21,612
Yeah.
474
00:22:21,646 --> 00:22:22,980
Whoa.
475
00:22:24,716 --> 00:22:28,152
But, um, don't you think
mom and dad need us?
476
00:22:28,186 --> 00:22:30,454
Nah.
477
00:22:30,488 --> 00:22:33,457
But what about me?
478
00:22:33,491 --> 00:22:35,626
I'll have a sofa-bed thingy.
479
00:22:35,660 --> 00:22:38,229
You can crash if things
get feral around here.
480
00:22:42,701 --> 00:22:44,301
Oh, my gourd.
481
00:22:44,336 --> 00:22:47,104
Look at this badass
wall clock made of fur.
482
00:22:47,138 --> 00:22:48,372
Made of fur!
483
00:22:48,406 --> 00:22:50,307
Done.
484
00:22:54,379 --> 00:22:57,848
Why is the sky?
485
00:22:57,883 --> 00:23:00,551
Why is the sky what, Chicken?
486
00:23:01,686 --> 00:23:05,089
Just... why is the sky?
487
00:23:07,525 --> 00:23:09,693
So, what does this mean? It was Dwayne?
488
00:23:09,728 --> 00:23:12,663
Do I got to go back there
and beat the fuck out of him?
489
00:23:12,697 --> 00:23:13,898
No.
490
00:23:15,267 --> 00:23:18,769
I don't think it's that simple.
491
00:23:18,803 --> 00:23:21,805
What do I do if Tara doesn't
come back before the wedding?
492
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,841
I'm gonna have a giant 4-year-old
493
00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:25,743
swimming in my chocolate fountain.
494
00:23:25,777 --> 00:23:27,711
I'm not 4.
495
00:23:27,746 --> 00:23:29,613
I'm 5.
496
00:23:29,648 --> 00:23:30,748
Dummy.
497
00:23:30,782 --> 00:23:32,049
Oh, yeah.
498
00:23:32,083 --> 00:23:34,919
You took Buck's bike without asking.
499
00:23:34,953 --> 00:23:36,220
Yeah.
500
00:23:36,254 --> 00:23:38,822
You're gonna get in trouble.
501
00:23:38,857 --> 00:23:41,892
I ain't afraid of Buck.
502
00:23:41,927 --> 00:23:43,794
Okay.
503
00:23:43,828 --> 00:23:45,763
Here we go.
504
00:23:45,797 --> 00:23:47,398
Got eggs and bacon.
505
00:23:47,432 --> 00:23:50,301
We got BLT.
506
00:23:50,335 --> 00:23:51,535
Thank you.
507
00:23:51,569 --> 00:23:52,536
Mm-hmm.
508
00:23:53,772 --> 00:23:58,642
And one little rowdy's arroz con pollo!
509
00:23:58,677 --> 00:24:01,145
And milk.
510
00:24:01,179 --> 00:24:03,580
Look.
511
00:24:03,615 --> 00:24:06,417
Does she need anything else?
512
00:24:06,451 --> 00:24:09,954
My aunt has a special-needs child.
513
00:24:09,988 --> 00:24:12,957
When they removed gluten from his diet,
514
00:24:12,991 --> 00:24:17,328
they found that people
stopped gawking so much.
515
00:24:17,362 --> 00:24:21,298
People can be assholes.
516
00:24:21,333 --> 00:24:22,766
You know?
517
00:24:24,302 --> 00:24:26,503
She's precious.
518
00:24:28,206 --> 00:24:30,274
Now I wish I got what Chicken got.
519
00:24:30,308 --> 00:24:33,610
You can't have any.
520
00:24:49,294 --> 00:24:52,096
Oh, no.
521
00:24:53,331 --> 00:24:55,632
You were Chicken, Tara.
522
00:24:59,504 --> 00:25:01,005
Yeah.
523
00:25:01,039 --> 00:25:02,673
Chicken was here.
524
00:25:16,588 --> 00:25:24,588
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