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I never even been with a chick before,
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- neither have I!
- So... you think you're skeeved?
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Oh, Jesus Christ, it's happening again.
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It's not just a paint job.
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You'd need a real carpenter, contractor.
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I can do all that shit.
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Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
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I'd sully-rig it.
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What's sully-rig it?
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Eh, sort of a temporary permanent.
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"Gay, lesbian, bi,
transgender association."
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- You ought to put a letter in for people like me.
- Excuse me?
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Maybe it's not a good idea
to purposely leave anyone out.
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Thank you.
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Will you marry me?
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Hey, did you tell my
buddy your good news yet?
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Why would Neil care?
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Can I please stay here until the wedding?
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Live here?
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Yeah.
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This reeks.
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Yeah, till one day you land
your first really big fish.
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This is my big fish... Lynda P. Frazier.
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Who is that?
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Princess Valhalla Hawkwind.
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I thought that you were her.
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Well, I'll always be her.
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I just met the most
amazing woman in the world.
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I thought I was the most
amazing woman in the world.
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I got my mind literally blown.
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If you literally had your mind
blown, your brain would be gone.
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Who are you?
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Marshall's lady friend.
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Marshall's friend.
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What the fuck you do with my biker boots?
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What do you want?!
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I need the body!
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Oh, baby.
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Oh, baby.
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Sync by honeybunny - corrected by chamallow35
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I'm fucked.
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I just woke up... again...
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naked... again...
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next to that woman from the grocery store
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who has two kids and a lazy boy.
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I don't know what Buck's
been doing over there,
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but it can't be good.
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It's been two weeks since
Buck's been taking the body.
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"I just want it for a few hours," he said.
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Yeah, a few hours a day.
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Fish sticks! Fish sticks!
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Hey! I want that one.
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I don't understand why
this is happening now.
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I mean... everything at home is great.
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The kids are thriving.
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Max has never been happier.
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And he keeps saying I'm
the best I've ever been.
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Little does he know that,
for the first time ever,
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I am a liar.
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I mean, my alters have lied
before, but me... Tara...
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I never have.
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I just can't bring myself to
tell him I'm transitioning again.
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It'll break his heart.
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I'd like to get a refill on my depakote.
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Mm-hmm.
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No, I'm good on the risperdal.
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'Cause I wouldn't want it to run out.
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You need all that just
to get through the day?
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Someone's a mess.
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Okay, great. I'll pick it
up this afternoon. Thanks.
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That was the pharmacy.
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I gathered.
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Wow. You look downright...
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Doable.
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She looks doable, dad.
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Oh, it's all right. I'm used to it.
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It's the burden of kids
born to teenage mothers.
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I should start a group called " adult
children of moms you'd like to fuck."
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Kate. Sir.
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The Hubbard house is officially ours.
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Ha ha! Escrow just closed.
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Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
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I'm gonna call this contractor
and get him to meet me over...
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hey, when I'm done with this house
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and I flip it and we make a little profit,
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I'm taking you to Hawaii,
'cause my honey loves the sea.
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Well, my friends, I would love to stay,
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but I have debts to whisper.
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Oh, and by the by, it's official.
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Marshall and Courtney... game on.
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Courtney... that girl
that was here at dinner?
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Marshall's dating a girl?
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Well, I guess that makes sense...
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on opposite day.
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I bet she's fantasizing
he's Edward Cullen.
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You have something against
wildly popular vampire novels?
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It's so objectifying, like
virginity is this prized possession.
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Such a sophomoric view of sex.
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I... think they are sophomores.
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How often do you think about sex?
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Me?
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I think about it all the time.
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Aren't you sort of dying of curiosity?
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I am.
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I guess.
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There's a million things I'm
completely clueless about.
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For example, do you know how
to do "dogs in a bathtub"?
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What are... what are "dogs in a bathtub"?
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Exactly.
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So, Marshall says he's straight now?
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Mm, I think he's confused.
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Who isn't, sister?
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I'm not.
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I'm marrying Nick, and I'm ecstatic.
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I had a girlfriend when
I was Marshall's age.
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Wow. You dated women?
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It was the '70s, honey.
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Girlfriends, boyfriends...
if it could dance, I'd do it.
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I was a "lug"... a
lesbian until graduation.
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But it was only for one semester.
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You never told me about any women.
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Her name was Gretchen, and she
was very proud of her vagina.
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What? Ugh.
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Why did God call it a vagina?
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Why didn't he call it
something cute and French?
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Like what... "crouton"?
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I do love croutons.
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I always wondered what
makes straight women go gay.
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Oh, that's easy... menopause.
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Oprah did a whole show on it.
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I mean, I'm gonna go gay when I'm
ready to start eating carbs again.
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All I know is, it took me years to
figure out what I really wanted...
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men, women, et ceteras.
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I had to do a full investigation.
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You have to touch it, live
it, taste it to know it.
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You got to get up in it.
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Well... Hello, Pammy.
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Why, hello.
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Good afternoon.
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Good aftern... good afternoon.
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Good afternoon.
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Ohh.
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Good aftnoon, Pammy.
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Ugh.
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Man, this is the third time Sully's late.
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How much money did you
give him for materials?
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Mm, 300 bucks... not that much.
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Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
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You know what? I think
you have been sully-rigged.
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He'll show up.
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See, what you don't get, Neil,
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is people can have a hard time,
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then, out of nowhere, they turn it around.
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People change.
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Yeah, yeah, people change, and
then they change right back.
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It's been months since Tara
got out of the hospital.
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I mean, sure, I worry,
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but the fact is, she's
healthier than ever.
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Got this house we're gonna flip.
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Hell, Marshall's even dating a girl.
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People surprise you.
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You... you think, like, maybe
Charmaine could, you know,
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come around or come back
around to a freak like me?
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You want my opinion?
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Maybe Charmaine's not good enough for you.
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Maybe there's some terrific women
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on eharmony.com right now...
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women who can't wait to
be with a freak like you.
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I don't want a terrific woman, man.
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I want Charmaine.
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Hey.
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Your check bounced.
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Is that your ride?
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Sort of.
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My neighbor blew his brains
out, so now I'm driving it.
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You owe me money.
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Okay.
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Hey.
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What up?
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Hey, Ricky.
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Taking a break from your busy schedule
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raising the median income around here?
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I'm Ricky.
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Ricky's a trustafarian.
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Cool.
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What's a trustafarian?
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Trust-fund baby who only says hello to me
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when there's a pretty blond girl around.
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So, what's up?
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You guys feel like partying?
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Hi, Pammy.
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Why, you look pretty.
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You look... you look pretty.
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You do.
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Ooh!
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I'm gonna give you a check
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from my personal account this time.
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I can't believe you're a debt collector.
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Why would you want to work for the man?
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Probably 'cause she's
not living off of him.
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Hey, I'm off the grid, babe...
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no bank accounts, no electricity.
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No, just daddy's money.
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Shit is fucking hilarious, Lynda.
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I mean, it's awesome,
but it's, uh, hilarious.
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Here. It's good. I promise.
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Thanks.
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So, tell me something.
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Do you feel better now?
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You have your piece of
paper with the numbers on it,
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promising that more numbers
are gonna be transferred
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between a couple of fucking accounts,
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which is basically just
more numbers, anyway?
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Leave the girl alone.
Some of us have to work.
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Now, where's this party
you keep promising?
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You see, her eyes are open.
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Young woman: Ay, but their sense is shut.
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What is it she does now?
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No. Stop, stop, stop, Alex.
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Alex, you're playing a doctor...
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From the olden days, not
a slutty dental hygienist.
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Places.
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How am I doing?
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Uh... g... great.
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Um, you're very skilled... really.
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Am I?
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Thank you.
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That's really a relief.
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You never know if you
have a talent for something
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until you actually do it.
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Okay, my turn. You try me now.
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Oh, uh, all right.
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Um...
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Okay, uh... uh, let's see.
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Am... am I getting warm?
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Close.
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Here... give me your hand.
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Young woman: Yet, here's a spot.
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That feels excellent, Marshall.
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Out, damned spot. One, two.
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Why, then, 'tis time to do it.
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Hell is murky.
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Cut! What is that sound?
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House lights.
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Hey.
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Okay, I swear we're psychic friends.
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I was just thinking about you.
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Oh. Oh.
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Let me get you a beer. Take a load off.
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You don't even have to fight the
kids today for your favorite chair.
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They're with their daddy.
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That's my spot, silly.
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Oh, I get it.
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You want to try out mama bear's
chair 'cause it's so soft?
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All right, daddy.
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Here's your beer, honey.
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Thanks. Thanks, hon.
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Are you okay?
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'Cause you know I like
it when you're happy.
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We went to Funworld?
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Yeah, we did.
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That was a fun day, huh?
264
00:13:29,326 --> 00:13:32,295
And a fun night.
265
00:13:32,329 --> 00:13:36,299
Oh, man. I, uh, I got
a headache coming on.
266
00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:38,168
It's like a gang of elves in there
267
00:13:38,202 --> 00:13:41,070
with, uh... jackhammers.
268
00:13:41,105 --> 00:13:44,674
Let me work on it, baby.
269
00:13:47,111 --> 00:13:50,613
Pammy's got just what you need.
270
00:13:54,185 --> 00:13:56,419
Uh... I can't do this.
271
00:13:56,453 --> 00:13:59,222
I can't... I can't do this. I'm sorry.
272
00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:03,259
When she's on medication or
whatever, she's like this new person.
273
00:14:03,294 --> 00:14:06,729
Yeah? Well, good for her.
274
00:14:06,764 --> 00:14:08,231
You know, the other day,
275
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:09,966
I walked in on them moaning and groaning
276
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,534
over some paint chips.
277
00:14:13,571 --> 00:14:15,538
Man, that weed was fantastic.
278
00:14:15,573 --> 00:14:18,007
The only thing about
Ricky's trustafarian weed
279
00:14:18,042 --> 00:14:22,245
is it makes me crave shit like pasta
marinara with prosciutto and bananas.
280
00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:24,914
You know, it's actually pretty good.
281
00:14:24,949 --> 00:14:26,449
I mean, maybe the tomato's
282
00:14:26,483 --> 00:14:27,684
stepping on the banana a little bit.
283
00:14:27,718 --> 00:14:29,452
What's all that stuff?
284
00:14:29,486 --> 00:14:31,221
Oh, after you stopped by,
285
00:14:31,255 --> 00:14:32,956
I thought about all my
princess Valhalla Hawkwind shit.
286
00:14:32,990 --> 00:14:34,157
Want to see it?
287
00:14:35,392 --> 00:14:37,360
Yes.
288
00:14:39,063 --> 00:14:40,864
Ooh.
289
00:14:40,898 --> 00:14:43,566
Oh, these boots are badass!
290
00:14:43,601 --> 00:14:45,435
Whoo.
291
00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:47,403
Oh! Oh!
292
00:14:47,438 --> 00:14:48,972
Comic book.
293
00:14:49,006 --> 00:14:52,075
PVH escapes her evil dad in
order to rescue her sister.
294
00:14:52,109 --> 00:14:55,411
Yeah, I know about this. I saw it online.
295
00:14:55,446 --> 00:14:58,548
All while wearing small, red boy shorts.
296
00:14:59,884 --> 00:15:02,552
And flying with pink wings.
297
00:15:02,586 --> 00:15:04,787
Ridiculous.
298
00:15:04,822 --> 00:15:05,889
And rad.
299
00:15:05,923 --> 00:15:07,624
You know...
300
00:15:11,362 --> 00:15:13,830
You really do look like her.
301
00:15:13,864 --> 00:15:15,398
Bullshit.
302
00:15:15,432 --> 00:15:17,233
You just think all
white people look alike.
303
00:15:17,268 --> 00:15:19,402
Well...
304
00:15:19,436 --> 00:15:24,173
You know... at the risk of
getting distracted from the capital
305
00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:26,843
that I'm here to survey
and then retrieve...
306
00:15:26,877 --> 00:15:29,979
I'm gonna be right back.
307
00:15:30,014 --> 00:15:33,182
I can't believe this. I
can't fucking believe this!
308
00:15:33,217 --> 00:15:35,218
I don't think you understand.
309
00:15:35,252 --> 00:15:38,221
Um...
310
00:15:38,255 --> 00:15:39,856
I have a disorder.
311
00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:41,658
Oh, yeah, right.
312
00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:46,162
Sex addicts, tweakers,
alcoholics, oxy-morons...
313
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,331
it's always the disease's fault, isn't it?
314
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:50,266
Never someone just being an asshole!
315
00:15:50,301 --> 00:15:52,268
I'm not... I'm not
trying to be an asshole.
316
00:15:52,303 --> 00:15:54,904
I'm...
317
00:15:57,308 --> 00:15:59,709
Have you seen "Sybil"?
318
00:16:01,478 --> 00:16:02,645
Yeah.
319
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:05,148
It's like that.
320
00:16:05,182 --> 00:16:07,317
You're lying to me!
321
00:16:07,351 --> 00:16:08,885
I'm not lying.
322
00:16:08,919 --> 00:16:12,422
Buck is a personality...
a fake personality.
323
00:16:12,456 --> 00:16:14,023
And he... he takes me over,
324
00:16:14,058 --> 00:16:15,925
and I can't control what he does.
325
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,794
You're the fake personality.
326
00:16:17,828 --> 00:16:19,996
No, I'm... I'm Tara.
327
00:16:20,030 --> 00:16:21,130
I... I'm the...
328
00:16:21,165 --> 00:16:23,099
And you better watch your ass.
329
00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:26,302
You better watch your ass,
because I'm gonna tell Buck
330
00:16:26,337 --> 00:16:29,005
you came over here and you did this to me,
331
00:16:29,039 --> 00:16:31,975
and he will fuck you up for hurting me.
332
00:16:37,715 --> 00:16:40,850
He promised he'd never let anyone hurt me.
333
00:16:44,488 --> 00:16:46,522
Aww, I don't want to hurt you, Pammy.
334
00:16:53,297 --> 00:16:55,298
I'm sorry.
335
00:16:55,332 --> 00:16:57,433
I'm really sorry.
336
00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:07,810
I fucking never get the guy.
337
00:17:09,713 --> 00:17:11,647
You ready for this?
338
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:19,589
Princess Valhalla Hawkwind.
339
00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:23,092
Damn, girl. You're a superstar.
340
00:17:23,127 --> 00:17:25,228
Whoo.
341
00:17:25,262 --> 00:17:27,230
Whoo.
342
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,266
Hmm.
343
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,068
Sully's phone number's disconnected.
344
00:17:32,102 --> 00:17:34,337
He ripped you off.
345
00:17:34,371 --> 00:17:36,172
Hey, relax, okay?
346
00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:38,174
Recording says it's temporary.
347
00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:40,276
There's a recession going
on, in case you haven't heard.
348
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,078
Mnh! Denial!
349
00:17:42,112 --> 00:17:43,479
No, I just...
350
00:17:43,514 --> 00:17:46,082
I don't sweat the small
stuff anymore, okay?
351
00:17:46,116 --> 00:17:49,318
Life's too short... and,
these days, too good.
352
00:17:50,687 --> 00:17:52,622
Max, I need your opinion.
353
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:53,923
My ring is loose.
354
00:17:53,957 --> 00:17:55,858
Now, should I wait and tell Nick,
355
00:17:55,893 --> 00:17:58,194
Or can I just get it resized myself?
356
00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:02,732
Hey, Neil.
357
00:18:04,701 --> 00:18:06,469
Is that an engagement ring?
358
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:11,007
Um...
359
00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:13,576
Yeah, it is.
360
00:18:15,712 --> 00:18:17,547
May I see it?
361
00:18:25,456 --> 00:18:27,056
Oh.
362
00:18:27,091 --> 00:18:28,558
It's very pretty.
363
00:18:28,592 --> 00:18:30,927
Yeah, it's, um... I guess it's...
364
00:18:30,961 --> 00:18:32,929
it's the... the clarity is a vs2, and...
365
00:18:32,963 --> 00:18:35,398
yeah, I'll see you around, Charmaine.
366
00:18:35,432 --> 00:18:37,967
The color number isn't
really all that high.
367
00:18:38,001 --> 00:18:40,636
So, you know, I guess it
could be a lot prettier.
368
00:18:46,443 --> 00:18:48,344
He knows I'm with Nick now.
369
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,480
You should have told him weeks
ago you were getting married.
370
00:18:50,514 --> 00:18:52,315
He probably feels like you lied to him.
371
00:18:52,349 --> 00:18:54,250
He'll be all right.
372
00:18:54,284 --> 00:18:58,421
So... Should I take the
ring back myself or not?
373
00:18:58,455 --> 00:19:01,624
5,000 bucks... holy crap.
374
00:19:01,658 --> 00:19:04,694
This shit is biblical.
375
00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:07,163
Here. I'll smoke you out.
376
00:19:07,197 --> 00:19:08,698
Mm... I'm not into weed.
377
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:10,933
It makes me like action movies.
378
00:19:10,968 --> 00:19:12,768
Well, you're not into girls,
379
00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:15,071
but you're not letting that stop you.
380
00:19:15,105 --> 00:19:18,074
How is your beard,
anyway? You guys boning?
381
00:19:21,778 --> 00:19:24,447
Way to go, trick. Hmm.
382
00:19:24,481 --> 00:19:26,849
Give me that.
383
00:19:26,884 --> 00:19:29,352
What are you gonna do with all that money?
384
00:19:29,386 --> 00:19:31,187
I only get 5%.
385
00:19:31,221 --> 00:19:33,022
Or I might just rip it up.
386
00:19:33,056 --> 00:19:34,190
Why?
387
00:19:34,224 --> 00:19:36,259
Because I like my new friends
388
00:19:36,293 --> 00:19:39,195
more than I like numbers
on a piece of paper.
389
00:19:39,229 --> 00:19:41,364
But if you don't turn it
in, won't you get in trouble?
390
00:19:41,398 --> 00:19:43,032
Dude, take another hit.
391
00:19:43,066 --> 00:19:45,701
Heterosexuality is stressing you out.
392
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,571
Can I ask you something?
393
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:51,507
Uh, what does "dogs in a bathtub" mean?
394
00:19:54,144 --> 00:19:56,279
I waited for fucking three hours,
395
00:19:56,313 --> 00:19:58,915
and Sully blew me off again.
396
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:01,217
You know, honey, we need to have more fun.
397
00:20:01,251 --> 00:20:03,653
I feel like the most
entertaining thing we do
398
00:20:03,687 --> 00:20:04,954
is dole out these.
399
00:20:04,988 --> 00:20:06,822
What? We have fun.
400
00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:08,858
Yeah, we renovate the house next door,
401
00:20:08,892 --> 00:20:12,228
we medicate me, and
say "I love you" a lot.
402
00:20:13,530 --> 00:20:15,665
'Cause I love you.
403
00:20:15,699 --> 00:20:17,667
I'm serious! Let's do something!
404
00:20:17,701 --> 00:20:18,801
Bowling.
405
00:20:18,835 --> 00:20:20,369
I fucking hate bowling!
406
00:20:20,404 --> 00:20:22,004
Oh.
407
00:20:22,039 --> 00:20:24,340
You know what would be fun?
408
00:20:28,712 --> 00:20:30,746
Jazzercise?
409
00:20:30,781 --> 00:20:32,048
No!
410
00:20:32,082 --> 00:20:33,382
Ice skating. Remember?
411
00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:34,383
Ah.
412
00:20:34,418 --> 00:20:36,552
Feel a chill in the air...
413
00:20:36,587 --> 00:20:38,554
The Zamboni machine.
414
00:20:38,589 --> 00:20:40,623
Open skate!
415
00:20:46,763 --> 00:20:48,931
Hi. How high are you?
416
00:20:48,966 --> 00:20:51,234
I'm fine, ma'am. How high are you?
417
00:20:53,203 --> 00:20:55,204
Come on out, you two.
We're going on an adventure.
418
00:20:55,239 --> 00:20:56,405
Aah! And bring your mittens.
419
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,107
Adventure! Ooh!
420
00:20:58,141 --> 00:20:59,976
W-where?
421
00:22:02,239 --> 00:22:03,239
hello?
422
00:22:03,273 --> 00:22:05,207
Can you turn that down?
423
00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:07,677
Can I get your attention, please?
424
00:22:07,711 --> 00:22:11,514
I didn't want to do this...
425
00:22:11,548 --> 00:22:14,286
But, you know, you only go
around one time in this life,
426
00:22:14,287 --> 00:22:18,987
and sometimes it's speak
now or hold your piece.
427
00:22:19,021 --> 00:22:20,521
So I'm gonna speak now,
428
00:22:20,805 --> 00:22:23,340
because I've been holding it all my life.
429
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:26,210
Buck, I love you.
430
00:22:26,244 --> 00:22:29,046
I love you.
431
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:32,950
I was up all night thinking
about you and about us.
432
00:22:32,984 --> 00:22:36,220
And, finally, I just said "fuck it."
433
00:22:36,254 --> 00:22:40,658
These past few weeks have
been the best ones of my life.
434
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:43,994
I just... I love you
for who you really are...
435
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:46,964
Buck, Tara, all of you.
436
00:22:46,998 --> 00:22:49,199
And, you know, I'm...
437
00:22:49,234 --> 00:22:51,502
I'm not afraid of
whatever disease you got.
438
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,504
I hope I catch it.
439
00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:57,207
Buck...
440
00:22:57,242 --> 00:23:01,278
You made me want to
have to... get the guy.
441
00:23:03,615 --> 00:23:04,715
Um...
442
00:23:04,749 --> 00:23:06,750
Uh, you can go back to your skating,
443
00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:10,788
or counterclockwise, or... as you were.
444
00:23:12,524 --> 00:23:14,091
Nice speech!
445
00:23:19,130 --> 00:23:21,398
All I've ever done is be good to you.
446
00:23:21,433 --> 00:23:24,268
That's all I've ever
done... just be good to you.
447
00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:58,001
Hot dog. Everything's going normal.
448
00:23:58,036 --> 00:24:01,839
I guess we really shouldn't be surprised.
449
00:24:01,873 --> 00:24:05,109
Come on, you guys.
Look on the bright side.
450
00:24:07,212 --> 00:24:08,712
Okay.
451
00:24:08,747 --> 00:24:11,048
Don't.
452
00:24:11,082 --> 00:24:12,783
Now, to answer your question,
453
00:24:12,817 --> 00:24:15,953
the dogs are your balls,
and the bathtub is...
454
00:24:25,463 --> 00:24:26,830
Sully.
455
00:24:26,865 --> 00:24:28,298
Sully!
456
00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:30,567
Give me my money back. That's all I want.
457
00:24:30,602 --> 00:24:32,002
Pal.
458
00:24:32,036 --> 00:24:34,138
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
459
00:24:34,172 --> 00:24:35,973
Relax, will you?
460
00:24:37,175 --> 00:24:38,442
It's my kid's birthday.
461
00:24:38,476 --> 00:24:40,077
Hey, come on, come on.
462
00:24:40,111 --> 00:24:42,913
Don't get your panties in
a bunch, Maxie. All right?
463
00:24:42,947 --> 00:24:45,582
Hey, say hi to Tara.
464
00:24:47,852 --> 00:24:49,153
Asswipe.
465
00:26:22,879 --> 00:26:32,879
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