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What are you looking at?
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I'm looking at
our future, Joy-Joy.
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It's not pretty.
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I see our property
values plummeting.
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I see a banjo.
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That's Doug's. He got
it on some river trip.
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He doesn't want
to talk about it.
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They're never
gonna leave us.
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They have that orange wire
hooked up like an umbilical cord
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Straight into
our bank account.
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Why don't we just
ask them to go?
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It's not like we're kicking
them into the streets.
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They're like snails. Their
house goes wherever they go.
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Yeah, but you know
they're gonna come back.
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They're like
human boomerangs.
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Got any ideas on how to
get them to leave the nest?
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Actually I do, but I it involves a can
of gasoline, a rag, and a lighter.
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All right, I have
an idea. I have an...
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You know what I think
we should do? Seriously?
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We move.
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Like we did in the middle of the
night with our first apartment?
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No, no, no, not that.
I'm talking about
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We actually get
a smaller place
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Where they wouldn't have
the room to live with us.
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Eddie, let's not go
down this road again.
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I mean, we tried that.
We looked around.
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We are not condo people.
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We don't like to run into
strangers in an elevator.
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We don't like to listen
to other people having sex.
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No. That's true.
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We turn up our television so we don't
have to listen to ourselves having sex.
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So, it's not gonna work.
Hey, but you know what?
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They have these things called
townhouses. Have you heard of this?
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And they're like stand-alone buildings,
and they don't even have a yard.
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I know what a townhouse
is, you ass.
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Ok. Well, see,
my point is,
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It can kill
2 birds with one stone.
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It'll give us an opportunity to
downsize, and at the same time,
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It will get them on their own
so they can grow up a little.
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You know what?
You could be right.
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I mean, they need to become
independent someday.
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I've looked at this from all angles,
and I think this is the best option.
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So, should we do it?
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Well, I wasn't thinking of that,
but I guess I could turn up the tv.
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Oh, I think it's an
excellent plan, Eddie.
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You and Joy can
get a fresh start.
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You'll probably even make some
money when you sell the house.
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Oh, I sure
hope so, Whitey.
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Or, you know, you could sell
the house, split the cash,
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And go your separate ways.
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Oh, that's not
an option.
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I think I'm gonna be
married until I'm dead,
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Or even longer.
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Yeah, there are some people who
think those 2 states are similar,
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Although some people do
make peace with death.
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So, what's happening
in your life?
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How's everything with
duffy the vampire slayer?
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Actually, couldn't be happier. Yeah?
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We've got the most amazing, mutually
supportive, beautiful relationship.
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Hey, sweetie!
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We were just talking about you.
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Listen up!
Everybody.
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Can I have
your attention?
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I am dumping Whitey.
No... what?
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I know you all know that we've
been secretly seeing each other,
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But I've grown bored,
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And I have exceeded my
tolerance for disgust.
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As much as I hate myself, even
I deserve better than... That.
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But... but I...
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I thought
we had something.
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Oh, actually, we do.
I got my tests back.
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You should see
your doctor immediately.
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I thought
it was the asparagus.
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Whitey, are you ok?
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No. Hold me, Eddie.
Ok. All right,
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Come on, everybody.
Nothing to see here.
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Come on. Show's over.
Let's go.
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Here. Just sit
down right here.
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Thank you.
Yeah.
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Eddie, why?
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Why would she
do this to me?
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She does it because
she's...she's heartless and cruel
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And just no good. She lashes
out, and she hurts people.
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And I was fine with that!
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Where am I ever gonna
find anyone like her again?
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I don't know.
Women's prison?
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Mental health facility?
Acting class?
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I can't be alone, Eddie.
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Listen, Whitey, you are
not alone. You got me.
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And as far as I'm concerned,
mi casa es su casa.
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Thank you, pal.
Of course.
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Raj?
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Raj.
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Last time I saw you,
you were driving a cab.
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Not anymore.
I kept getting pulled over
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At the entrance to the airport.
Everybody missed their plane.
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Oh... Raj,
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Say hello to my best friend
Whitey. Whitey, this is Raj.
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Raj.
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It's nice to meet you...
Raj.
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Oh, first time.
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Nice to meet you,
too, Witty.
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It's Whitey.
What did I say?
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You said, "Witty."
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I can't hear
the difference.
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Listen, I'm sorry
duffy dumped you.
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You heard about this?
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Oh, everybody heard about that.
May I offer you some advice?
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Sure. I always say
the most sage advice
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Comes from immigrants
wearing name tags.
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Good. All right.
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Let her go. Don't try
to get her back.
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Heartbreak like this
needs time to heal,
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Like a tree
with a broken limb.
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You pray to cows, right?
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I can't believe it. Are you
really selling the house?
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Yeah. It's a done deal.
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Yeah. I'm working on a list
of open houses right now.
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We're gonna start
looking tomorrow.
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Why is this guy here?
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I could ask you the
same thing, buddy.
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Because Whitey is my friend, and
he's going through a time of need.
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Well, what about
our needs?
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I'm not sure that we're
ready to go out on our own.
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Oh, yeah you are.
You survived in ecuador.
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Uh, it's... Ecuador.
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Right. So, I'm sure
that you can survive in...
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Philadelphia.
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Good one.
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Well...When you guys
move to this new place,
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Will we still be able
to park the rv...
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No. No, sorry.
No. No parking.
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No can do.
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But, don't worry.
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I'm sure that they'll
have that, you know,
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The guest parking
for a couple hours.
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Yeah, but there will be
nothing to plug into, you see.
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Right.
You know what?
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I think my folks
are right, Doug.
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I mean, we could use this as an
opportunity to expand our horizons
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And travel America.
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Yeah, we could... we
could drive to California
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Or France.
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He's planning on
driving to France, Eddie.
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I heard him.
Yeah.
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Listen, sweetie, this
is...this is hard on us, too.
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But, you know, you gotta learn
to stand on your own 4 feet.
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And you will always have
our love and support.
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Oh, thank you, sir.
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I wasn't talking to you, chief.
Daddy.
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Honey. Eddie. What?
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Well, all right, Ally,
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Let's go!
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And remember,
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A journey of
a thousand miles
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Begins with
a single step.
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I'm ready to take it.
Are you ready?
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I'm ready.
Um, after you.
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Oh, no, no, after you.
No, no, no, you go first.
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No, you go first.
Come on. Ladies first.
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Oh, no, age before beauty.
Take the damn step!
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Well, that was difficult,
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But we had to do it.
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Whitey?
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God! It's...
wow, it's late.
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So, Eddie and I, we're
gonna head on off to bed.
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Oh, ok. I'm gonna continue to
work on this list of open houses.
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I saw a cute one here with
a big porch and a cupola.
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I've always wanted a cupola.
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Ok. Just let yourself
out when you're done.
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Yeah, uh, you know what?
I think I'm gonna stay here.
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I couldn't really stand to
go home and see duffy's whip
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Hanging there
limp in the closet...
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Too many painful,
happy memories.
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Eddie, this place,
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This kitchen! You know
what I could make in there?
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Reservations!
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And look at this. It's got
pools, hot tubs, a gym...
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Which would be a lot
more convenient not to use
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Than the gym we have to
drive to not to use.
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Listen, babe, I...
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I want to talk to you
about something. Huh?
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I gotta talk to you about
Whitey. Oh, isn't he great?
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He's great. Great!
Um, but here's the thing.
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I know that he's your friend...
Yeah.
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And that he's having
all those issues with duffy.
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Um, but isn't it kind of
strange that he's always around?
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Oh, come on.
He's not always around.
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My apologies, everyone.
The bidet was closer,
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And I didn't know
they didn't flush.
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Fresh from the oven!
Hi, hi, hi.
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I'm ryan the realtor.
How are you?
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There's my card if you ever
want to buy or sell anything.
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Would you like a cookie? They're
fresh and a little nutty, like me.
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Oh, fresh and a little
nutty. I'll take one.
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Uh, don't mind
if I do.
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Eddie, watching
our waistline?
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Yeah. Yeah, you're
right, Whitey.
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Mmm. Well,
you are a big one.
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You could take a close look
at our 16-foot ceilings.
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I know.
They are beautiful.
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I love this place.
Yeah, so do I.
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Me, too.
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Just out of curiosity, what
is your floor plan layout?
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3 bedrooms
with visitation rights?
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2 bedrooms with
a connecting door?
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Or just a mosh pit with a big,
old inflatable mattress?
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No. You...no.
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Eddie and I are married.
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Whitey's just a friend.
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All right.
Well, have a look around
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And definitely
check out the kitchen.
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Uh, it's a great place if you want
to have a friend over for a sandwich.
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Can you believe this?
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Whitey, we're right
on the golf course.
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Oh, great. Golf.
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Almost as exciting live
as it is on tv.
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You know what?
We could play 9 holes
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Every morning before work.
Oh, you bet we...
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Whitey, you're not
gonna be living with us.
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No, I...oh, I know that.
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Duffy's gonna
come to her senses.
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I mean, where else is she
gonna find a man my age
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That can take a punch
like I can?
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Good for you.
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You just keep thinking
positive like that, huh?
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Hey, you want to know the
best part about this place?
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Hmm?
Check out the price.
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Wow! Babe, we can
afford this.
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Thank God we didn't have the money
to invest in the stock market.
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I mean, think about it.
We sell our place,
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We would have money
left over to travel.
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Yeah, we would.
Yeah, or we'd even be able
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To go to restaurants more.
Mm-hmm.
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Or Joy could get a visit
from the botox fairy.
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You know what? I know a fairy
you could get a visit from.
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Still in the room!
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I...I...
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Did you check out
the second bedroom?
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It's perfect
for the kids to visit,
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But not quite big enough for
them to live here. You understand?
242
00:10:50,044 --> 00:10:53,379
You know, of all the places we've
seen, I think this is the best.
243
00:10:53,447 --> 00:10:56,549
Whitey,
I'll handle this.
244
00:10:56,616 --> 00:10:59,284
You know, of all
the places we've seen,
245
00:10:59,352 --> 00:11:01,452
I think this one
is the best.
246
00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:03,254
I agree.
So, what do we do?
247
00:11:03,321 --> 00:11:05,822
I don't know. I just...
248
00:11:05,890 --> 00:11:07,657
I'm just not sure.
249
00:11:07,725 --> 00:11:10,292
"I'm just not sure."
How I hate that sentence.
250
00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,161
If I had said that
to father Murphy,
251
00:11:12,228 --> 00:11:14,796
I'd be a totally
different person today.
252
00:11:14,864 --> 00:11:17,799
There is
no better time to buy.
253
00:11:17,866 --> 00:11:19,633
Now,
that is true.
254
00:11:19,701 --> 00:11:22,536
Yeah. But we would have to
sell our house first, though.
255
00:11:22,604 --> 00:11:26,539
Ah! Now you're singing my
song. I can sell anything.
256
00:11:32,646 --> 00:11:35,047
Whitney Houston,
we have a problem.
257
00:11:43,844 --> 00:11:46,713
Oh, my God! This looks
like a job for fema.
258
00:11:46,781 --> 00:11:49,182
There's been a flood of
bad taste. Oh, come on!
259
00:11:49,249 --> 00:11:50,883
It's not that bad.
260
00:11:50,951 --> 00:11:52,918
Nobody would buy this house
in its current condition.
261
00:11:52,986 --> 00:11:54,686
It's almost uninhabitable.
262
00:11:54,754 --> 00:11:58,189
Joy, you need
a new loofah.
263
00:11:58,257 --> 00:12:00,625
Whitey, take off my robe.
264
00:12:00,692 --> 00:12:02,793
No! Not right here.
265
00:12:02,861 --> 00:12:04,996
Go upstairs and
get dressed. Please.
266
00:12:05,064 --> 00:12:06,698
If there's
one thing I know,
267
00:12:06,765 --> 00:12:08,933
It's how to take orders
from a woman.
268
00:12:09,001 --> 00:12:11,102
By the way, Whitey,
that's a nice color on you.
269
00:12:11,169 --> 00:12:13,337
It brings out
the veins in your nose.
270
00:12:15,273 --> 00:12:18,709
Ryan, tell us! What's
wrong with the place?
271
00:12:18,776 --> 00:12:21,711
Ohh. Well, old, ugly,
old, ugly, ugly, old.
272
00:12:21,779 --> 00:12:24,713
Hey, wait a minute. I think you were
pointing at me on one of those ugli.
273
00:12:24,781 --> 00:12:27,682
I lieve it was 2 of them.
274
00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:30,084
The good news is
that there is
275
00:12:30,152 --> 00:12:33,388
Nothing we can't cure
here with a little staging.
276
00:12:33,489 --> 00:12:34,889
Staging?
Yeah. Oh...
277
00:12:34,957 --> 00:12:36,491
I heard about this.
278
00:12:36,559 --> 00:12:39,094
It's like a litt home
makeov, right? Exactly.
279
00:12:39,128 --> 00:12:40,695
Yeah. So, do we do
the staging?
280
00:12:40,762 --> 00:12:41,829
Did you do this?
281
00:12:41,897 --> 00:12:43,063
Then no. No.
282
00:12:44,465 --> 00:12:46,065
Just let me
do my thing,
283
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:48,334
And you are gonna make
a killing on this house.
284
00:12:48,402 --> 00:12:50,171
Ok, well, do your thing.
Ok. Oh, yeah!
285
00:12:50,238 --> 00:12:52,773
And then we cago to the townhouse
and spend little time there,
286
00:12:52,841 --> 00:12:54,709
You know, just to be sure.
Great idea.
287
00:12:54,777 --> 00:12:57,245
But first, can we get rid of
the lose-bago in the backyard?
288
00:12:57,313 --> 00:12:59,747
Oh, actually, I've already spoken to
them, and they'll be leaving today.
289
00:12:59,815 --> 00:13:01,148
Good. Not a moment
too soon.
290
00:13:01,216 --> 00:13:03,083
I've got some people
coming over to look at it,
291
00:13:03,151 --> 00:13:06,186
So, get out ofy way
and let ryan sprinkle some...
292
00:13:06,254 --> 00:13:07,354
Fairy dust?
293
00:13:07,421 --> 00:13:10,123
Stop flirting with me.
294
00:13:24,535 --> 00:13:25,936
Yes?
295
00:13:26,004 --> 00:13:29,772
Oh, goodness gracious, yes.
Send them right up.
296
00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:31,340
Come in. Come in.
297
00:13:31,408 --> 00:13:32,841
What a coincidence.
298
00:13:32,909 --> 00:13:36,847
The motorcade broke down right in
front of my lovely new townhouse.
299
00:13:36,915 --> 00:13:38,782
Please, come in
for cocktails.
300
00:13:38,850 --> 00:13:41,184
Michelle, why don't
you sit right here?
301
00:13:41,252 --> 00:13:43,787
You do have
lovely arms. Heh heh.
302
00:13:43,855 --> 00:13:46,457
Barack, how 'bout
you right there?
303
00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:48,592
Oh, sorry.
Mr. President.
304
00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:50,594
Cocktail?
305
00:13:50,662 --> 00:13:53,264
Oh. I'm sorry.
306
00:13:53,331 --> 00:13:54,932
I spilled.
307
00:13:54,999 --> 00:13:57,734
Did I just see
peaches and herb?
308
00:13:57,802 --> 00:14:02,436
Whitey, where's
my husband?
309
00:14:02,502 --> 00:14:04,633
Oh, he is signing us up
for a potluck dinner.
310
00:14:04,701 --> 00:14:07,602
They've got a whole get-to-know-you
program here at the complex.
311
00:14:07,670 --> 00:14:10,305
I'm doing string beans and pearl onions.
312
00:14:10,373 --> 00:14:12,641
Listen, Whitey...
313
00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:14,542
We need to talk.
Sure.
314
00:14:14,610 --> 00:14:16,745
What's on your
mind, Joy-Joy?
315
00:14:19,749 --> 00:14:20,949
It's about us.
316
00:14:21,017 --> 00:14:21,950
Me and you?
317
00:14:22,018 --> 00:14:24,553
Yeah! Me and you.
318
00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:26,154
Well, look.
You know,
319
00:14:26,222 --> 00:14:28,223
I understand
that you're only human,
320
00:14:28,291 --> 00:14:30,291
But I could never
hurt Eddie like that.
321
00:14:30,359 --> 00:14:32,593
No, Whitey! No.
That is not what I meant.
322
00:14:32,661 --> 00:14:34,595
And I think you know
that's not what I meant.
323
00:14:34,663 --> 00:14:36,830
You're right.
To hell with his feelings.
324
00:14:36,898 --> 00:14:38,833
Let's do it.
325
00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:40,234
Whitey!
326
00:14:40,302 --> 00:14:43,303
Look, I'm sorry.
I'm very fragile right now,
327
00:14:43,370 --> 00:14:45,638
And I know it's an imposition
having me around...
328
00:14:45,706 --> 00:14:47,340
You cannot
live with us!
329
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:48,875
Well, of course not.
Not permanently.
330
00:14:48,943 --> 00:14:51,511
Not at all!
You have to go home.
331
00:14:53,814 --> 00:14:58,151
But I can't go home. Everything
there reminds me of her...
332
00:14:58,219 --> 00:15:01,288
The bandages,
the mercurochrome,
333
00:15:01,356 --> 00:15:03,457
The saddle soap,
334
00:15:03,525 --> 00:15:06,359
The saddle.
All right!
335
00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:07,761
Blecch.
336
00:15:07,829 --> 00:15:09,763
Listen to me,
Whitey, please.
337
00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:12,766
If you really want
this woman...
338
00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:16,169
And I am not at all sure
why you do...
339
00:15:16,237 --> 00:15:18,538
But if you really want
this woman,
340
00:15:18,606 --> 00:15:20,840
You gotta go fight
for her.
341
00:15:20,908 --> 00:15:22,976
Fight?
Yeah.
342
00:15:24,478 --> 00:15:26,079
That could be painful.
343
00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:28,880
I'll do it.
344
00:15:28,948 --> 00:15:30,882
Thank you.
Ok.
345
00:15:33,552 --> 00:15:35,419
I can't wait to cook
out on the open road.
346
00:15:35,486 --> 00:15:37,587
Yeah, I know. It's gonna be
great. Where do you want to go?
347
00:15:37,655 --> 00:15:39,255
I want to go to
sarasota, florida,
348
00:15:39,323 --> 00:15:41,624
Where all the circus people
winter. I find them fascinating.
349
00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:43,359
Did you know
that clown college
350
00:15:43,427 --> 00:15:44,960
Is harder to get into
than harvard?
351
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,362
What's...
352
00:15:46,429 --> 00:15:49,432
Oh, my God! Somebody
stole our house!
353
00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,854
Oh, I'm sorry!
354
00:16:01,922 --> 00:16:03,856
I didn't mean to interrupt...
Oh, no!
355
00:16:03,924 --> 00:16:06,825
We're done here.
So is Mrs. Stottlemeyer.
356
00:16:06,893 --> 00:16:08,693
You can run
along now, dear.
357
00:16:10,763 --> 00:16:14,237
Ok, move it or lose it.
Come on!
358
00:16:14,305 --> 00:16:16,707
What's wrong?
Why is she crying?
359
00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:19,709
Oh, she was this close
to getting a pension.
360
00:16:19,777 --> 00:16:23,011
Now I get the
good parking spot.
361
00:16:23,079 --> 00:16:24,979
So, why are you here?
362
00:16:25,047 --> 00:16:27,881
Well, I wondered
if I could talk to you.
363
00:16:27,949 --> 00:16:30,049
Oh. Well, you can talk
all you want,
364
00:16:30,116 --> 00:16:32,217
But I'll only listen
until I get bored,
365
00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:34,384
And I'm pretty bored
right now.
366
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:37,152
Well, I was wondering if...
367
00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:40,589
Maybe somehow we could
rekindle the flame?
368
00:16:40,657 --> 00:16:42,924
Well...
I mean, short of me
369
00:16:42,992 --> 00:16:44,190
Setting myself on fire?
370
00:16:44,258 --> 00:16:46,592
Oh, then no.
I don't think so.
371
00:16:46,659 --> 00:16:50,195
Ok. I understand.
372
00:16:50,262 --> 00:16:53,965
Truthfully, if I were you, I
wouldn't want to be with me, either.
373
00:16:54,033 --> 00:16:56,400
Oh. See? We agree
on somethin'.
374
00:16:58,303 --> 00:17:01,504
I won't bother
you anymore.
375
00:17:01,572 --> 00:17:04,340
I guess I'll just spend
the rest of my days
376
00:17:04,407 --> 00:17:07,542
Living in the spare room
over at Joy and Eddie's.
377
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:08,476
Sounds fun.
378
00:17:08,544 --> 00:17:10,711
Yeah. Joy's pretty
upset about it.
379
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:12,179
Oh, I bet she is.
380
00:17:12,247 --> 00:17:16,049
But it's worth it,
'cause Eddie is ecstatic.
381
00:17:16,116 --> 00:17:18,017
What?
382
00:17:18,084 --> 00:17:20,751
He's so happy.
He's like a newborn colt
383
00:17:20,818 --> 00:17:23,485
Prancing in the meadow
at sunrise. It's...
384
00:17:25,021 --> 00:17:27,389
Eddie Stark is happy?
385
00:17:27,456 --> 00:17:29,323
I mean,
386
00:17:29,391 --> 00:17:32,626
"happy" doesn't even
describe the bliss he's in.
387
00:17:32,694 --> 00:17:36,963
You'd need a whole new word for
it, like he's "glee-licious."
388
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,301
Ok. We're back together.
389
00:17:42,369 --> 00:17:45,372
Please.
Don't tease me...
390
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,007
I mean,
not like this.
391
00:17:47,075 --> 00:17:50,077
No. No. I'm serious.
392
00:17:50,144 --> 00:17:54,146
If it means that the evil one
is going to be less happy,
393
00:17:54,213 --> 00:17:57,448
Then I can tolerate anything, even you.
394
00:17:57,515 --> 00:17:59,583
Really?
Yeah.
395
00:17:59,650 --> 00:18:02,185
Oh, boy!
This is wonderful news.
396
00:18:02,253 --> 00:18:04,554
And Eddie will be
devastated.
397
00:18:04,621 --> 00:18:07,355
Oh, yes!
398
00:18:07,423 --> 00:18:09,123
Say that again.
399
00:18:09,191 --> 00:18:11,291
Eddie will be
devastated.
400
00:18:13,528 --> 00:18:15,561
Ok. Now...
401
00:18:15,629 --> 00:18:18,899
Who's been
a bad little kitty cat?
402
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:22,739
Me...Ow.
403
00:18:25,244 --> 00:18:27,511
Oh, good lord,
are you limber.
404
00:18:29,415 --> 00:18:31,751
Whoa!
Oh, my gosh!
405
00:18:31,818 --> 00:18:34,523
This place
looks fantastic!
406
00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:36,660
This is unbelievable.
407
00:18:36,728 --> 00:18:38,464
We should buy it.
Well,
408
00:18:38,532 --> 00:18:41,938
I don't think we
can afford it now.
409
00:18:42,006 --> 00:18:44,109
Oh, look, honey,
a bowl of balls.
410
00:18:44,178 --> 00:18:47,682
Hey, why don't you do me a
favor and bust these for a while?
411
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:50,587
No?
412
00:18:50,655 --> 00:18:52,793
Ok.
413
00:18:52,861 --> 00:18:53,795
Hey.
Hey.
414
00:18:53,863 --> 00:18:55,665
What are you guys
doing here?
415
00:18:55,733 --> 00:18:57,770
Somebody
stole our rv.
416
00:18:57,838 --> 00:18:59,140
What?
That's...
417
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:00,743
Who the hell
would steal that thing?
418
00:19:00,811 --> 00:19:03,580
Anybody with the need
for the open road.
419
00:19:03,648 --> 00:19:05,315
Or a place to put
their meth lab.
420
00:19:05,383 --> 00:19:07,851
Ok. Eddie, ok.
Listen. It's ok.
421
00:19:07,919 --> 00:19:09,519
The important thing is,
you're safe.
422
00:19:09,587 --> 00:19:11,087
And, you know,
that's what
423
00:19:11,155 --> 00:19:12,088
Insurance is for.
424
00:19:12,156 --> 00:19:15,457
You want to take
this one, Doug?
425
00:19:15,525 --> 00:19:18,995
See, my theory
on insurance is...
426
00:19:19,063 --> 00:19:20,830
You don't have insurance.
He doesn't have insurance.
427
00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:22,532
But don't worry.
We're gonna be ok.
428
00:19:22,599 --> 00:19:23,833
Yeah. We have a plan.
Yeah, really?
429
00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:26,335
And what is your plan?
Well, we're gonna get
430
00:19:26,403 --> 00:19:29,404
Enough money together to put
a deposit down on an apartment.
431
00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:32,041
Oh. Ok. Where are you
gonna get all this money?
432
00:19:32,109 --> 00:19:34,009
I hear the skepticism
in your voice.
433
00:19:34,077 --> 00:19:36,279
But in fact, while we
were walking back here
434
00:19:36,346 --> 00:19:38,281
From making
the police report,
435
00:19:38,348 --> 00:19:40,883
I figured out a way
to come up with the money.
436
00:19:40,951 --> 00:19:42,885
And that is?
437
00:19:42,953 --> 00:19:45,189
We're gonna sell blood.
And sperm.
438
00:19:45,257 --> 00:19:47,525
And sperm.
439
00:19:47,592 --> 00:19:50,861
Until we have enough
to get an apartment,
440
00:19:50,929 --> 00:19:53,530
One pint at a time.
441
00:19:53,597 --> 00:19:58,934
So, your plan is
to sell pints of sperm?
442
00:19:59,002 --> 00:20:01,269
Yeah. Yup...
443
00:20:01,336 --> 00:20:04,204
If my arm holds out.
444
00:20:04,272 --> 00:20:07,340
Well, if you
could manage that,
445
00:20:07,408 --> 00:20:09,909
You have my begrudging admiration. Ok.
446
00:20:09,977 --> 00:20:12,443
But in the meantime,
would it be ok
447
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:14,444
If we move into my old room? Yes,
448
00:20:14,512 --> 00:20:16,446
Babe, of course.
Wait. Both of you?
449
00:20:16,513 --> 00:20:17,880
Yeah, Eddie.
Daddy...
450
00:20:17,948 --> 00:20:19,515
I can't...
451
00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:21,383
All right.
452
00:20:21,451 --> 00:20:23,718
Well, I better
get up there.
453
00:20:23,786 --> 00:20:27,322
The sperm isn't gonna jump
into a cup by itself. Heh.
454
00:20:30,259 --> 00:20:33,060
Well, I'm, gonna...
455
00:20:33,128 --> 00:20:35,697
Go this way.
456
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,869
Well...
457
00:20:40,937 --> 00:20:44,908
Well, I guess we'll have to put
our little adventure on hold, huh?
458
00:20:44,975 --> 00:20:47,109
Yeah.
459
00:20:47,176 --> 00:20:48,943
You unhappy?
460
00:20:49,011 --> 00:20:51,978
Nah. We get all of our old
crappy furniture back.
461
00:20:52,046 --> 00:20:54,147
Welcome home.
462
00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,249
That's one!
463
00:21:03,619 --> 00:21:06,120
And look at this. It's got
pools, hot tubs, and a gym.
464
00:21:06,187 --> 00:21:08,588
It would be a lot more
convenient not to use this gym
465
00:21:08,656 --> 00:21:11,323
Than to drive to the gym...
466
00:21:12,658 --> 00:21:15,660
Just out of curiosity, what
is your floor plan layout?
467
00:21:15,727 --> 00:21:17,661
3 bredrooms with...
468
00:21:19,631 --> 00:21:21,665
Try the gym one.
You think that's tough.
469
00:21:21,733 --> 00:21:23,133
Seriously.
470
00:21:23,201 --> 00:21:24,234
No, seriously.
471
00:21:24,301 --> 00:21:27,571
But it's worth it,
'cause Brad is ecstatic.
472
00:21:27,638 --> 00:21:29,472
Brad?
I'm sorry.
473
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:39,000
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