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A toast.
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On the eve
of her wedding,
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To my beautiful daughter
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And her beautiful mother.
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Thank you, daddy.
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Thank you, honey.
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Aren't you forgetting someone?
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Yes.
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Uh, to Doug.
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Maybe I'm wrong.
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I'm so excited for the 2 of you.
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Oh, yeah.
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I wanna...I wanna cry.
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But I promised myself
I wouldn't
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Because my eyes
will get puffy.
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And that is the
sensitive nature...
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Have a good night.
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See you
in the morning.
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You happy, babe?
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Promise
not to tell anyone?
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Yes, I do.
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I am.
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I'm feeling hope.
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Oh, wait a minute!
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That's just gas.
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Come on. There's
nothing to be afraid of.
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At least, that's what
our shrink tells us.
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Oh, you mean
Dr. Wineglass?
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Lucky for us he
makes house calls.
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Yes, he does.
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Come on, Eddie! Look
on the bright side.
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And what would that be?
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Most marriages
end in divorce.
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Aw, that's what
I love about you.
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You're always
my little ray of sunshine.
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With you, the wineglass
is always half full.
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Not for long.
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Yep.
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Ah! Oh, God!
That was great.
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We didn't
do anything.
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And I am
gonna be beautiful.
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You just said you're
gonna be beautiful.
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What did I say?
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You said, "I'm gonna
be beautiful."
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No, I did not.
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She is gonna be beautiful.
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But I'm gonna look
damn good, too.
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I just hope it doesn't turn
into a grimm's fairy tale.
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It is not gonna be grim.
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I'm gonna be
romantic and perfect.
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See? You just
said it again.
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No, you said, "I'm gonna
be romantic and perfect."
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I did not. No, you did.
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No. Just go to sleep.
Ok. All right.
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But you did say it.
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Are you nervous?
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What do you think?
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Hey, nothing
can go wrong, Ally.
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Doug, don't
say that.
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It's a wedding.
Everything can go wrong.
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Stop worrying
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And enjoy your last night
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As Ms. Stark.
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Tomorrow, you become
Mrs. Von Steussen-Stark.
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I'm looking forward
to spelling that
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To everyone I meet
for the rest of my life.
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It's a great name, Doug.
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Although it does give me
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The sudden urge
to bomb London.
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Good night, Mrs. Von
s-t-e-u-s-s-e-n-dash-stark like it sounds.
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Before you take
your final vows,
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Is there anyone here who objects
to the union of these 2 people?
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I object!
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I don't want
my daughter to marry
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This lowlife,
no-good...
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We can continue now.
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So, now, with the power
invested in me
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By mother nature
and the 4 winds...
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Doug.
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Doug, we need
your help.
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What's wrong,
little fella?
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Greedy men are
destroying the ecosystem
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And poisoning my cousins, the whales.
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Only you
can help us.
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Well, guys, I'm in the middle
of my wedding right now.
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It's your call, Doug.
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Honey, do you mind
if I go save the whales?
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Doug, whatever
you think is right
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Is the right thing
for the planet.
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Doug, before you go,
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Could you get mother Joy
another drinkie?
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Uh, and put it
on the rocks
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Before the icecaps melt.
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So you're finally aware
of global warming.
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No, I'm aware
of vodka warming.
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Well, as long
as I'm around,
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The icecaps'll
never melt.
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I'll be right back.
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Follow me, fellas.
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You did that
on porpoise.
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Where'd you hide the tuna?
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I want my sandwich.
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There is
no more tuna.
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You overfished them.
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Wrong answer, fat boy.
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Open that blowhole.
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Hey, you!
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Stop torturing
that whale.
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This ain't torture.
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It's aggressive
interrogation.
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Doesn't even hurt.
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Wait a min...stop! Stop!
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It hurts.
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Have you learned the error of your ways?
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Yes, but it's too late.
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'cause we're all gonna be
killed by that asteroid.
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I said, "ass."
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Don't worry, mr. Disgraced president.
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Unlike you, I'll
take care of it.
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This isn't
an asteroid.
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It's a trashteroid.
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This is what happens when
you don't recycle, kids.
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The world is safe.
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Thanks for chilling
my cocktail.
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Oh, and saving
the planet.
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Do you have the ring?
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Right here.
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I made it myself.
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It's an eco-friendly
non-blood diamond.
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Oh, Doug!
You're my hero.
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I now pronounce you
savior of the world
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And wife.
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You may now kiss
the bride.
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Who's that?
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Kenny L.
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We couldn't
afford Kenny G.
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See? I told you.
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Nothing can go wrong.
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And I told you
don't say that.
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Nothing's gonna happen.
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I'm still the
best-looking one here.
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Nice work,
Doug, you idiot!
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Ally, your daddy's
being mean to me.
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We have
bigger problems.
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My water just broke.
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Get me
to the hospital.
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Push.
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Good, good.
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No more pushing.
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Wait! Stop.
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Lady, stop
the baby machine.
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Isn't this beautiful?
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Yes, it is.
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I told you
nothing could go wrong.
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Daddy, you squished my husband.
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Even worse.
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I got Doug jam
between my toes.
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I knew this would happen.
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Now I'm the widow.
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Mrs. Von s-t-e-u-s-s-e-n-da-stark
the way it sounds.
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So sorry that I'm late.
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All right, honey.
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I think this
would be a good time
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For you to give the kids
our wedding gift.
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Oh, nobody
wants to hear me sing.
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Well, if you insist.
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Your arms
are so thin.
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They're thinner than mine.
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I know.
I'm just blessed.
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You are smokin'
hot, baby.
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Nasty!
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I'm not bad.
I'm just drawn that way.
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Oh, hi, Brad Pitt.
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What light through
yonder window breaks?
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See? I can, too, act.
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Where did you come from?
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The set of
"benjamin button 2,"
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Where I age
sideways.
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I thought I heard
an angel singing.
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No, Brad, that was just me.
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Then it was
an angel singing.
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Listen, since there's a minister here,
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Will you marry me?
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Well, I am available.
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My husband just died.
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By the way,
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You don't mind if I
bring my kids, do you?
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No, not at all.
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Doug, Ally, get
out of the way,
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'cause mama's
gettin' married!
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Hail, Eddie!
Hail, Eddie!
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Hail, Eddie!
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Hail, Eddie!
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I love your
raiment, Eddie.
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Everybody
loves raiment.
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Haha! No, no.
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That's...that's too much.
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You all know queen Joy.
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What tl
did I do?
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Why are they
saying, "boo"?
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Relax, honey.
They're not saying, "boo."
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They're saying, "boobs."
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That's what you're
famous for, right?
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Look at our flag.
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Oh, in that
case, it's ok.
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That's enough.
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I'm the king.
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Now, everybody, let's hear
it for my daughter Ally
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Up there in the tower
of slightly used virgins.
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All right.
Let's get busy here.
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My princess
needs a prince.
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Oh, hi, prince.
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Look, everybody.
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Prince,
my favorite performer.
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Oops. Any other princes
out there?
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I would like to
marry your daughter.
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Anybody?
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I said me, sir.
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No takers, huh?
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Right here, sir!
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Nobody at all?
That's surprising.
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Oh, give him
a shot, Eddie.
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I love him, daddy.
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Please let him try.
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00:13:05,745 --> 00:13:08,280
Ok. What's
your name, boy?
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It is I,
Doug of cannabis.
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Ah, yes. Cannabis.
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That's aellow town.
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00:13:17,023 --> 00:13:19,191
But nobody gets
anything done over there.
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You know, we do sell a lot
of potato chips to cannabis.
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Well, then,
Doug of cannabis,
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You realize that the last
300 guys who tried this
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Are up there
on the hill?
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And the rest of them
are in the lions.
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Yes, sir,
I do realize that.
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Very well, then.
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Your first test
is to come up here
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And shake hands with me.
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Ok, that sounds
easy enough.
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After you swim across
this shark-infested moat.
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I'll do it, sir.
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Wearing
this meat jacket.
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Ooh. Being a vegan, I
object to this jacket,
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But I'll do anything
in the name of love,
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Because in your dream,
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I'm portrayed as a
desperate, worthless loser.
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My hero!
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Wow! Did you see that?
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He jumped the shark.
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00:14:37,236 --> 00:14:40,005
Now, do I get to
marry your daughter?
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00:14:41,007 --> 00:14:43,608
No, no.
That was only test one.
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00:14:43,676 --> 00:14:47,445
Now you must bring me
the head of the dragon!
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00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:48,980
I'll do it.
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00:14:51,984 --> 00:14:53,718
Why the hell didn't he
do that the first time?
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00:14:53,786 --> 00:14:55,020
He's an idiot, Joy.
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00:14:55,087 --> 00:14:56,187
All right, folks.
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That's our show
for today.
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The queen and I are
going to be at the bar.
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We'll see you tomorrow
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00:15:04,330 --> 00:15:06,865
When we all get together
for Doug's funeral.
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00:15:12,838 --> 00:15:16,074
Yep, another one
bites the dust.
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00:15:16,142 --> 00:15:17,142
Yeah, I'm dry here.
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Somebody recrown
the queen, please.
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00:15:23,749 --> 00:15:25,584
I was talking
about suitors.
266
00:15:25,651 --> 00:15:27,519
Well, if you ever want
Ally to get married,
267
00:15:27,587 --> 00:15:29,087
I think you've got
to lower the bar, Eddie.
268
00:15:29,155 --> 00:15:30,622
Don't call me Eddie.
269
00:15:30,690 --> 00:15:33,224
Call me
"your highness."
270
00:15:33,292 --> 00:15:35,327
In your dreams.
271
00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:37,062
This is my dream.
272
00:15:37,129 --> 00:15:38,363
And I'm still not doing it.
273
00:15:38,431 --> 00:15:40,865
What's the big rush
to get married, anyway?
274
00:15:40,933 --> 00:15:42,867
She's young.
She has time.
275
00:15:42,935 --> 00:15:44,369
And she's pregnant.
276
00:15:44,437 --> 00:15:45,870
She's a ticking bomb, Eddie,
277
00:15:45,938 --> 00:15:48,640
And soon, she's gonna blow
a baby all over the kingdom.
278
00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:51,876
How did she get pregnant,
anyway, queen Joy-Joy?
279
00:15:51,944 --> 00:15:54,846
Well, when boys and girls
reach a certain age...
280
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:55,814
I know that,
281
00:15:55,881 --> 00:15:57,649
But how did that
knucklehead Doug
282
00:15:57,717 --> 00:15:59,985
Get close to princess Ally?
283
00:16:00,052 --> 00:16:02,153
I mean, I spent
a lot of time
284
00:16:02,221 --> 00:16:03,221
Designing that tower
285
00:16:03,289 --> 00:16:05,624
To keep her away from idiots like him.
286
00:16:05,691 --> 00:16:08,126
I t in a moat, I
surrounded it with trolls,
287
00:16:08,194 --> 00:16:10,395
And then I had the
rapunzel lock installed.
288
00:16:10,463 --> 00:16:12,230
How did
he get to her?
289
00:16:12,298 --> 00:16:14,165
He was the locksmith.
290
00:16:18,571 --> 00:16:20,071
Hear ye, hear ye.
291
00:16:20,139 --> 00:16:21,940
Now hear me.
292
00:16:22,008 --> 00:16:23,541
Doug of cannabis
has returned
293
00:16:23,609 --> 00:16:24,542
With the head
of the dragon.
294
00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:26,878
What? That's
impossible.
295
00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:31,950
What are you doing bringing
that dragon in here?
296
00:16:32,018 --> 00:16:34,653
I told you
I wanted the head.
297
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,655
Sir, it's right there
at the end of his neck.
298
00:16:37,723 --> 00:16:40,191
Not attached
to the body, idiot.
299
00:16:40,259 --> 00:16:42,460
I wanted him dead.
300
00:16:42,528 --> 00:16:44,129
Well, I couldn't
kill him, sir.
301
00:16:44,196 --> 00:16:45,930
He's an endangered species.
302
00:16:45,998 --> 00:16:47,298
This is my friend puff.
303
00:16:47,366 --> 00:16:48,700
He and I go
a long way back.
304
00:16:48,768 --> 00:16:50,669
He's the mascot
of cannabis.
305
00:16:56,642 --> 00:16:58,576
Well, get him
out of here.
306
00:16:58,644 --> 00:16:59,611
Go home, boy.
307
00:16:59,679 --> 00:17:01,146
Shoo. Go.
308
00:17:01,213 --> 00:17:02,881
Now do I get to marry
your daughter?
309
00:17:02,948 --> 00:17:05,283
One final test.
310
00:17:05,351 --> 00:17:08,286
You must solve
this riddle.
311
00:17:08,354 --> 00:17:10,989
2 trains leave chicago
at the same time.
312
00:17:11,057 --> 00:17:12,157
Knock it off, Eddie.
313
00:17:12,224 --> 00:17:13,525
Give him the real test.
314
00:17:13,592 --> 00:17:15,527
All right!
Answer the question,
315
00:17:15,594 --> 00:17:18,730
And you can have my
daughter's hand in marriage.
316
00:17:18,798 --> 00:17:21,066
How tall
is king Frado
317
00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:24,569
Of the filthy rich
kingdom of Aquitaine?
318
00:17:24,637 --> 00:17:25,937
Oh, you mean dad?
319
00:17:26,005 --> 00:17:27,072
He's 5'11".
320
00:17:27,139 --> 00:17:28,573
Back up a second.
321
00:17:28,641 --> 00:17:30,508
Did you say, "dad"?
322
00:17:30,576 --> 00:17:34,279
Yes, my father is the filthy
rich king of aquitaine.
323
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:36,915
Welcome to the family.
324
00:17:38,284 --> 00:17:39,918
By the power
invested in me
325
00:17:39,985 --> 00:17:40,852
By me,
326
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:44,589
I now pronounce you
idiot and wife.
327
00:17:46,158 --> 00:17:48,460
Although it turns
my stomach,
328
00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:51,463
You may now
kiss the bride.
329
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:52,997
Finally.
330
00:17:53,065 --> 00:17:53,998
We were saving
the kiss
331
00:17:54,066 --> 00:17:56,134
Until after we
got married.
332
00:17:56,202 --> 00:17:57,402
Wait a minute.
333
00:17:57,470 --> 00:17:59,070
You were saving kissing
334
00:17:59,138 --> 00:18:01,306
Until after
you got married?
335
00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:02,674
What is she, a hooker?
336
00:18:02,742 --> 00:18:03,575
Hang on a second.
337
00:18:03,642 --> 00:18:05,143
How come
his family's not here?
338
00:18:05,211 --> 00:18:06,644
They're not here?
339
00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:08,113
No, these are
our peasants.
340
00:18:09,515 --> 00:18:10,615
Hey, Doug!
341
00:18:10,683 --> 00:18:12,217
Mmm. Yes, sir?
342
00:18:12,284 --> 00:18:14,085
Where's your
filthy rich dad?
343
00:18:14,153 --> 00:18:15,987
How come he's not
here at the wedding?
344
00:18:16,055 --> 00:18:19,624
Why, I've rejected my father's
capitalistic ways, sir.
345
00:18:19,692 --> 00:18:21,760
Ally and I are gonna
live a life of poverty
346
00:18:21,827 --> 00:18:23,495
On a houseboat
anchored in your moat.
347
00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:25,130
Slow down, slugger.
348
00:18:25,197 --> 00:18:26,297
I'm back on you
349
00:18:26,365 --> 00:18:28,900
Rejecting your father's
capitatistic ways.
350
00:18:28,968 --> 00:18:30,902
What does that mean
exactly?
351
00:18:30,970 --> 00:18:33,404
It means I'll never
take any of his money,
352
00:18:33,472 --> 00:18:35,473
Because no matter
how desperate we get,
353
00:18:35,541 --> 00:18:38,476
We have you
to take care of us.
354
00:18:38,544 --> 00:18:41,079
Joy, hold my
scepter for me.
355
00:18:41,147 --> 00:18:42,881
Boy, am I
sick of hearing that.
356
00:18:42,948 --> 00:18:44,549
I'm gonna kill you!
357
00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:47,085
I'm gonna kill you,
358
00:18:47,153 --> 00:18:49,654
You pot-smoking hippie!
359
00:18:51,791 --> 00:18:52,924
What's wrong?
360
00:18:52,992 --> 00:18:54,425
I had this
terrible dream
361
00:18:54,493 --> 00:18:56,361
That I was
strangling Doug.
362
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:57,662
That was
the good part.
363
00:18:57,730 --> 00:18:59,097
But then I woke up.
364
00:18:59,165 --> 00:19:01,866
I had a dream, too.
365
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:02,967
It was wonderful.
366
00:19:03,035 --> 00:19:04,402
I was married
to Brad Pitt.
367
00:19:04,470 --> 00:19:06,004
You were dead.
368
00:19:06,071 --> 00:19:08,973
Ok, so we're both
disappointed.
369
00:19:11,944 --> 00:19:13,511
Come here.
370
00:19:13,579 --> 00:19:15,980
Oh, my gosh!
371
00:19:16,048 --> 00:19:18,416
It's hard
to believe that
372
00:19:18,484 --> 00:19:20,251
This is the day
where our baby girl
373
00:19:20,319 --> 00:19:22,787
Actually ties
the knot.
374
00:19:22,855 --> 00:19:23,988
I know.
375
00:19:24,056 --> 00:19:26,191
It's unbelievable.
376
00:19:26,258 --> 00:19:27,458
I don't know,
Joy-Joy.
377
00:19:27,526 --> 00:19:31,729
It seems like a second
ago, she was being born.
378
00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:33,331
I know.
379
00:19:33,399 --> 00:19:35,433
It's scary.
380
00:19:37,770 --> 00:19:40,905
It's nice, too,
right? I guess.
381
00:19:40,973 --> 00:19:42,307
I guess.
382
00:19:44,910 --> 00:19:47,912
Wish I could get back in that
dream and finish Doug off.
383
00:19:49,215 --> 00:19:52,784
I was thinking the
same thing about Brad.
384
00:19:52,852 --> 00:19:55,620
10 minutes more?
385
00:19:55,688 --> 00:19:57,055
Make it 20.
386
00:20:03,022 --> 00:20:04,589
I'm gonna kill you,
you pot-hopin'...
387
00:20:06,925 --> 00:20:08,192
I was really dreaming.
388
00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:09,760
I was really dreaming.
389
00:20:09,828 --> 00:20:11,929
Seriously.
390
00:20:15,066 --> 00:20:17,268
Would you quit
taking my pulse?
391
00:20:17,335 --> 00:20:19,036
I'm gonna kill you,
you pot-smoking hippie!
392
00:20:19,104 --> 00:20:20,070
That's...
393
00:20:20,138 --> 00:20:21,639
Right. So, that's...
Is that ok?
394
00:20:24,242 --> 00:20:25,743
I can do it bigger.
395
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,000
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