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'Til Death is filmed
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in front of a live
studio audience.
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Okey-dokey.
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Let's do this.
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Wow! What's with
the shirt, Magnum?
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Well,
it's my vacation shirt.
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You like it?
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Hmm...I don't
and I don't.
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Well, you better
get used to it,
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because I bought a 5-pack of
these babies at the carwash
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and this is
the subtle one.
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All right, that's everything.
I hope the kids are ready.
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Yeah, tell me
once again...
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Why do we have to take a complete
stranger on our family vacation?
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Eddie, Doug is not
a complete stranger.
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He's your daughter's
fiance.
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I thought we agreed
not to say the "f" word.
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Come on, if you want
to spend time with Ally,
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you gotta spend
time with Doug,
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Even if that involves the
occasional conversation
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about how if everyone owned a
frisbee, there would be no war.
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Oh, God! They're gonna
be in their own room
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and every morning we're gonna
have to look at the afterglow.
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I'm telling you, if I have
to look at that afterglow
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At the buffet, I'm throwing
the omelet bar into the ocean.
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All right, come on,
let's hit it.
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The sooner we get
to the airport,
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The sooner I can have
a cinnamon roll and a beer.
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I just want to say
how touched I am
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To be included
in your family vacation.
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Well, you're family now,
Doug. Right, Eddie?
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Oh, go to hell, woman.
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All right, come on,
let's hit it.
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We got a tight schedule.
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I also just want to say
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that as we embark
on this journey and...
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Future journeys,
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I will be proud to assume
the mantle of alpha male,
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As Mr. Stark
inevitably fades.
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Captioning made possible by
sony pictures television
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Why don't you start now
and pick up the big bag?
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Hey, Kenny,
how are you?
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Hey,
what's going on?
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Sad times, man, real sad.
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My nana died.
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Oh...
Oh, I'm sorry.
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Sorry about that.
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It's ok.
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I just need to be around
good friends right now
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to comfort me
in my time of need.
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Oh, well, Kenny,
we're here for you.
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Unfortunately, right now
we're headed for florida,
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So we won't actually
be here for you,
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we're gonna be...
There...For you.
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Yeah, bottom line is,
wherever we are,
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We're gonna be
somewhere for you.
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Well, here, why don't
you come along?
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Yeah, yeah, you know,
as much as I like to travel
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With as many people
as humanly possible,
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The flight takes off in a couple
hours, so we really gotta...
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Oh, that's no problem.
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My nana left me over 200,000
frequent flyer miles.
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She traveled the world
with earth, wind & fire.
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Yeah, and maybe you could
stay in our room.
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No... Doug, I thought we were
gonna spend most of our time...
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Oh, yeah.
You can't stay with us.
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You know, on second thought,
I think that's a great idea.
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Why don't you join us
on the vacation
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And you can share a room with
our daughter and her boyfriend.
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Fantastic! And since
I do not have a bag,
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I will also be sharing a
toothbrush and a pair of pants.
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I don't understand why you insist
on buying a giant pink beach bag
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If I'm the only one
that's gonna be carrying it.
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I'm thinking 6 feet of leg
ending in a sandal
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Might be what
they're pointing at.
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Hey, look, these are
the longest trunks
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They sold at the pharmacy.
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It doesn't matter anyway.
No one gonna see us
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Because we're here at 8 a.M.
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Listen, you know
as well as I do
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That you gotta
get out here early
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To get the good chairs, ok?
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Or else we're hovering and
wandering... "oh, did they go to lunch?
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I wonder why
they left the hat."
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I'm not gonna do the dance, Joy.
I'm not doing the dance.
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Groom's side,
bride's side,
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Azaleas here, candles lining
the railings, and of course,
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The bride will enter
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From cool
locker rm "a."
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Oh! That sounds great.
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Oh, look, babe. There must be
a wedding here this weekend.
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Yeah, well,
that's a reason
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Why I didn't get
a partial ocean view.
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I swear to God,
I will blow this place up.
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All right, here, here...
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Cop a squat.
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Yes, rig here.
Here, really?
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Don't you see?
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It's equal distance
from the pool,
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The ladies' john,
and the bar.
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One place to drink, two
places to pee, you're welcome.
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All right.
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Oh, hey, could you,
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put some of this
on my back?
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Yeah, can't do that, kid.
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Come on, Eddie!
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Well, why don't you
just squirt it on the chair
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And squiggle in it?
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Do you want me to burn?
I'm gonna burn.
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How can you burn?
The sun isn't even out yet.
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Ok, the rays go through
the clouds, Mr. Science.
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Look, you know what?
Forget it. Never mind.
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Oh...all right, now,
now, here, give it to me.
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Give it to me.
No.
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Just...here, give it to me.
No.
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Great. Well...
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All right? All right.
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Did you get it all even?
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Yeah. Yeah, it's, uh,
it's incredibly even.
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'cse it feels clumpy.
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Well, you want it clumpy.
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That way the sun won't
penetrate throug that c puddle.
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Oh, my. That...
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That's romantic.
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Look, the important thing
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is that we're
together on vacation.
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Here's your book.
See you in 7 hours.
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Thanks.
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Morning, pumpkin.
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Morning, snookie.
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Mornin', pumpkin
and snookie.
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Stop!
Don't do that, Kenny, no.
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So, Kenny, how are you?
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Oh, I'm doing all righ
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I've been thinking
about my nana a lot.
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But I'm getting past it.
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Wh are you guys
doing today?
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Oh, probably just gonna
sleep, you know,
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Relax, spend some quality
time with my fiancee.
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Sounds good to me.
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Or maybe
we should get up.
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Hey, Kenny...
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It might be
a good idea
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For you to get out,
you know?
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Apparently there's
a family of sea turtles
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that lives in the
lagoon outside.
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Oh, cool!
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It says here they,
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they can live up to 200 years.
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Damn it, nana, why couldn't
you be a sea turtle?
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I don't know, man, I'll probably
just hang in the room all day.
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Oh, ok.
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Well, how would you like to take a
romantic horseback ride on the beach?
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That might do the trick!
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No, I was talking
to Allison.
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That's ok, bring her along.
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Dibs on the first shower.
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See?
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Hoverers.
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That could have been us.
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What are you doing?
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What do you mean?
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Where'd you get that peanut
butter and jelly sandwich?
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Well, now, you're a little
hostile with your question.
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But if you must know, I made
it and brought it from home.
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Want a bite?
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Believe it or not, no.
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Oh! Forgive me
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for presenting her highness
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With one of america's
favorite foods.
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I'm sorry. I just assumed
that on vacation
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We would be eating food that
was prepared in the same state.
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Well, by that rationale,
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We would be paying 22 dollars
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for a santa fe
chipotle Caesar.
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You are unbelievable.
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Yeah? Want to know
what else is unbelievable?
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Check this out.
What?
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I brought half of my root beer
from the plane.
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What is covering...
is that the...
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Band-aid that was on
the back of your neck?
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Maybe.
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Oh, my God!
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Come on,
it ain't no thang.
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It's all me. Come on.
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Mm. I forgot
I put my gum in there.
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Oh, hey, mom,
hey, dad.
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Go, go, go, go, go!
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Hey! Hey, wait a minute!
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How come you guys didn't
tell me you were leaving?
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You know what?
I want to thank you guys
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For letting me
pal around with you.
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Not at all.
We loved it.
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You guys got pretty far
ahead of me on those horses.
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Yeah, well, we almost got stuck in
that private cove all by ourselves,
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But luckily you found us.
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Ha ha! That I did.
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Mr. Bojangles had to jump
some pretty big rocks
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To keep with you lovebirds. Ha ha ha ha!
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3 part margaritas
and 3 crazy straws.
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Ok! Hee hee!
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First one to the bottom has a
pretty serious drinking problem.
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Drink up!
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My name is lisa,
if you need anything.
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What's your name
if we don't need anything?
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You're funny.
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And, uh,
he's also single.
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And he's pretty easy
on the eyes. Huh?
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So, what are you guys
doing today?
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We're gonna go boogie-boarding.
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Oh, I love
boogie-boarding.
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No kidding?
No way.
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Wow! That's...What?
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You guys should totally
go do that together.
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Yeah.
You mean just the two of us?
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We don't even
know each other.
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Come on, you're both here,
you both love boogie-boarding.
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Seize the day.
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Knock knock.
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Who's there?
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Life.
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He's right.
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You guys don't want to come?
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No. No, uh,
we can't boogie-board
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Because whenever I...
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I float on water
horizontally...
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I vomit.
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Yeah. Science has
no explanation.
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No.
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So... but you guys
have a good time
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And we'll catch you
on the flip-flop.
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Uh, I know this is a bad way
to start a date,
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But I cannot pay
for any of this.
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If you're hungry,
order some food.
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I'm not hungry.
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Then stop staring
at my sandwich.
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I'm not.
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Good. 'cause I
am gonna finish
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This whole thing myself.
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Fine.
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What are you plans for the
parsley and orange slice?
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Honey, calm down.
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I can't calm down.
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Honestly, I just don't think
I can go through with it.
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It's totally normal
to have cold feet.
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This isn't cold feet.
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This morning,
I was at the pool,
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and there was this
really old married couple.
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And they were miserable.
251
00:10:46,477 --> 00:10:48,177
He wouldn't rub
sunscreen on her,
252
00:10:48,245 --> 00:10:50,547
And she just read her book
and wouldn't even look at him.
253
00:10:50,615 --> 00:10:53,650
I mean, at one point,
his toe touched her leg
254
00:10:53,718 --> 00:10:55,852
And she smacked it away.
255
00:10:57,055 --> 00:10:58,923
Sounds a little bit like us.
256
00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:00,625
That's because it is us.
257
00:11:00,692 --> 00:11:02,860
We're the miserable
old married couple.
258
00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:05,996
Huh. Small world.
259
00:11:06,064 --> 00:11:08,499
Hey, I wonder if you have to
order the tacos
260
00:11:08,566 --> 00:11:10,701
To hit the salsa bar.
261
00:11:10,769 --> 00:11:13,537
I just started thinking, over
50% of couples get divorced,
262
00:11:13,605 --> 00:11:15,539
And even if you stay together,
263
00:11:15,607 --> 00:11:17,674
You end up like that.
264
00:11:17,742 --> 00:11:19,676
I mean, if that's
what marriage is,
265
00:11:19,744 --> 00:11:22,312
I want no part of it.
266
00:11:22,380 --> 00:11:23,313
Excuse me.
267
00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:26,350
Oh, my God!
268
00:11:26,417 --> 00:11:28,118
I'm...I'm so sorry.
269
00:11:28,186 --> 00:11:29,686
No, no, no.
No, that is ok. It's ok.
270
00:11:29,754 --> 00:11:30,787
May I? Ok.
271
00:11:30,855 --> 00:11:32,623
Listen, I couldn't help
272
00:11:32,690 --> 00:11:34,825
But overhear
what you were saying,
273
00:11:34,892 --> 00:11:37,661
And, uh, I just wanted to let
you know that you completely
274
00:11:37,728 --> 00:11:39,997
Have the wrong impression of us.
275
00:11:40,064 --> 00:11:41,898
Our marriage is awesome.
276
00:11:41,966 --> 00:11:43,467
Of course it is.
277
00:11:43,534 --> 00:11:45,202
Yes, it is.
It is really awesome.
278
00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:46,236
Tell her, Eddie...
279
00:11:46,304 --> 00:11:50,207
Ok, that is not medium.
280
00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:51,208
Eddie.
281
00:11:53,244 --> 00:11:55,245
Come here.
282
00:11:55,313 --> 00:11:57,147
I want you to tell
this young lady
283
00:11:57,215 --> 00:11:58,615
How awesome our marriage is.
284
00:11:58,683 --> 00:12:01,852
It's the bomb.
285
00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:04,254
You got us
on a bad morning.
286
00:12:04,322 --> 00:12:06,356
We love our lives.
287
00:12:06,424 --> 00:12:08,091
In fact, to be honest, uh,
288
00:12:08,159 --> 00:12:10,894
If we had it all to do over
again, we wouldn't change a thing.
289
00:12:10,962 --> 00:12:15,065
True. Though I may have go up one
size in the pharmacy shorts, but...
290
00:12:16,867 --> 00:12:19,202
Look, I didn't mean
to offend you guys.
291
00:12:19,270 --> 00:12:21,738
I'm sure your
marriage is great.
292
00:12:21,806 --> 00:12:23,840
Oh, it is. It is great.
293
00:12:23,908 --> 00:12:26,442
I mean, we have our
occasional disagreements,
294
00:12:26,510 --> 00:12:27,843
Like any other couple.
295
00:12:27,911 --> 00:12:29,512
We rarely have sex.
296
00:12:30,747 --> 00:12:32,114
What are you doing?
297
00:12:32,182 --> 00:12:35,618
You know what? We're gonna
look at some flowers.
298
00:12:35,686 --> 00:12:37,353
It was very nice
meeting you.
299
00:12:38,455 --> 00:12:40,289
That is what you're
gonna leave her with?
300
00:12:40,357 --> 00:12:44,360
You're right. Hey, don't worry,
the first 2 months are a blast.
301
00:12:51,123 --> 00:12:52,223
You know,
I feel kind of bad
302
00:12:52,291 --> 00:12:53,991
for pawning Kenny
off on that waitress.
303
00:12:54,058 --> 00:12:56,259
Oh, I think they're probably
having a great time.
304
00:12:56,327 --> 00:12:58,928
Why is there a sock
on the door?
305
00:13:00,163 --> 00:13:02,097
That is weird.
Weird.
306
00:13:03,098 --> 00:13:05,266
What's goin' on, guys?
307
00:13:06,501 --> 00:13:08,401
Well, I thought you were
going boogie-boarding
308
00:13:08,469 --> 00:13:09,502
with the waitress.
309
00:13:09,570 --> 00:13:11,171
Oh...oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. We...
310
00:13:11,238 --> 00:13:13,506
Just came back to the room
to change into our swim suits
311
00:13:13,573 --> 00:13:16,976
and...We're kind of
still doing that.
312
00:13:20,312 --> 00:13:21,679
Well... Okay,
313
00:13:21,746 --> 00:13:25,081
do you guys think you'll
be doing that for a while?
314
00:13:25,149 --> 00:13:28,583
Uh... I imagine
we will, yes.
315
00:13:28,651 --> 00:13:30,752
By the way, I want to
thank you guys so much
316
00:13:30,819 --> 00:13:32,254
for hooking me up with her.
317
00:13:32,322 --> 00:13:33,356
Yeah.
318
00:13:33,424 --> 00:13:35,460
I'm really starting
to feel better.
319
00:13:36,662 --> 00:13:39,263
Well, absolutely,
absolutely.
320
00:13:39,331 --> 00:13:41,199
So, when do you think,
321
00:13:41,266 --> 00:13:42,934
Uh, you'll be done
with the room,
322
00:13:43,002 --> 00:13:45,269
Because we would
kind of hoping
323
00:13:45,337 --> 00:13:47,938
To do what you guys
are doing.
324
00:13:48,006 --> 00:13:49,373
Oh...Well, I'm not sure.
325
00:13:49,474 --> 00:13:51,341
Just keep your eye
on the sock.
326
00:13:59,550 --> 00:14:01,318
Hey, Eddie, I was just...
327
00:14:02,887 --> 00:14:05,321
Minibar has weight sensors.
328
00:14:05,389 --> 00:14:07,690
It can tell when
I've taken something.
329
00:14:07,758 --> 00:14:09,125
What are you doing?
330
00:14:09,193 --> 00:14:10,527
Well, you know how
in Indiana Jones
331
00:14:10,594 --> 00:14:12,795
he replaced the idol
with the bag of sand?
332
00:14:12,863 --> 00:14:13,896
Yeah.
333
00:14:13,964 --> 00:14:15,398
Well, why can't that work
334
00:14:15,466 --> 00:14:19,835
With a large bag of...
335
00:14:19,903 --> 00:14:21,236
Trail mix!
336
00:14:23,806 --> 00:14:25,340
Don't you think the
hotel is gonna notice
337
00:14:25,408 --> 00:14:26,808
There's a rock
in the refrigerator?
338
00:14:26,876 --> 00:14:28,410
No, I think they're
gonna be too busy
339
00:14:28,477 --> 00:14:30,879
Trying to figure out what
happened to the clock radio.
340
00:14:31,814 --> 00:14:33,581
What's the matter?
What's wrong?
341
00:14:33,649 --> 00:14:35,149
Oh, I can't
stop thinking
342
00:14:35,217 --> 00:14:37,351
About that girl
at lunch today.
343
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:40,988
Oh, you mean the pro
that was working the bar?
344
00:14:41,056 --> 00:14:42,256
No.
345
00:14:42,323 --> 00:14:44,825
The girl that thought
we were miserable and old.
346
00:14:44,892 --> 00:14:46,159
Are you still
going on with that?
347
00:14:46,227 --> 00:14:47,928
What do you care
what strangers think?
348
00:14:47,996 --> 00:14:50,130
Eddie, she observed us
for, like, 2 minutes,
349
00:14:50,198 --> 00:14:52,199
And she was ready
to call off her wedding.
350
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,867
I don't want to be
the poster couple
351
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,969
For why you shouldn't
get married.
352
00:14:56,037 --> 00:14:57,470
Well, sure, we look
miserable to them.
353
00:14:57,538 --> 00:14:59,606
I mean, they're all
bright-eyed and bushy-tailed
354
00:14:59,673 --> 00:15:00,907
Because they're just
beginning the race.
355
00:15:00,975 --> 00:15:03,709
You and I, we've run
a frickin' marathon together.
356
00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,644
Of course we look like hell.
357
00:15:05,712 --> 00:15:08,747
You know what?
I'm not ok with that.
358
00:15:08,815 --> 00:15:10,048
Come on, we're going out.
359
00:15:10,116 --> 00:15:12,151
Yeah.
What? You want to go out now?
360
00:15:12,218 --> 00:15:15,654
No, but we were just gonna watch 6
complimentary minutes of baby mama.
361
00:15:15,722 --> 00:15:17,389
No, no, no.
We are going downstairs,
362
00:15:17,457 --> 00:15:20,692
We're gonna do something
romantic, and... put on pants.
363
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,227
N-no, no, not pants.
364
00:15:22,295 --> 00:15:24,330
I'm on vacation
so I don't have to wear pants.
365
00:15:24,397 --> 00:15:26,532
I'm having a vacation
from pants.
366
00:15:26,599 --> 00:15:28,400
Whatever. Get dressed.
367
00:15:28,468 --> 00:15:29,735
But...
368
00:15:30,937 --> 00:15:32,071
All right, fine.
369
00:15:32,138 --> 00:15:33,739
But keep your eyes peeled
370
00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:36,809
For a rock that weighs
the same as an apple juice.
371
00:15:39,478 --> 00:15:41,746
Oh, my God!
372
00:15:42,815 --> 00:15:44,749
This is ridiculous.
373
00:15:44,817 --> 00:15:46,151
I'm not even
into you right now.
374
00:15:46,218 --> 00:15:48,720
I just want
to get some sleep.
375
00:15:50,656 --> 00:15:52,023
You are not champagne,
376
00:15:52,091 --> 00:15:54,091
And you are not chocolates.
377
00:15:54,159 --> 00:15:56,260
Come on, Kenny,
just let us in.
378
00:15:56,328 --> 00:15:58,229
Lisa and I are just
getting to know each other.
379
00:15:58,296 --> 00:16:00,364
You've been in
there for 7 hours.
380
00:16:00,431 --> 00:16:01,732
She's a complicated woman.
381
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,735
Well, can we at least
get some pillows?
382
00:16:05,803 --> 00:16:07,104
I don't want to be
too specific,
383
00:16:07,171 --> 00:16:08,839
But the pillows
have been repurposed.
384
00:16:10,475 --> 00:16:13,910
If the sock is hangin',
don't bother bangin'.
385
00:16:19,684 --> 00:16:21,185
You're hurting my hand.
386
00:16:21,252 --> 00:16:23,087
Eddie, we are
madly in love
387
00:16:23,154 --> 00:16:24,755
and I am gonna
prove it to that girl
388
00:16:24,823 --> 00:16:27,590
if I have to rip your hand
off and carry it around
389
00:16:27,658 --> 00:16:29,791
without your stupid
body attached.
390
00:16:33,496 --> 00:16:35,330
Oh! There they are.
391
00:16:37,932 --> 00:16:39,428
Ok. Act happy.
392
00:16:39,496 --> 00:16:40,796
How can I act happy
393
00:16:40,863 --> 00:16:43,098
when you're smiling
like a nutcracker?
394
00:16:44,233 --> 00:16:45,499
Come on.
395
00:16:45,567 --> 00:16:46,834
Oh, hi there!
396
00:16:46,902 --> 00:16:48,502
Hello again.
397
00:16:48,570 --> 00:16:50,437
Nice to see you.
We're out for
398
00:16:50,505 --> 00:16:53,438
A moonlight stroll and a
little romantic dinner for two.
399
00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,109
Pull the chair out.
400
00:16:59,177 --> 00:17:01,778
What?
Pull the chair out.
401
00:17:06,082 --> 00:17:07,849
Why, thank you, lover.
402
00:17:12,121 --> 00:17:13,422
Wait, wait, wait.
403
00:17:13,489 --> 00:17:14,723
Kiss on the cheek.
404
00:17:14,791 --> 00:17:15,725
What?
405
00:17:15,792 --> 00:17:17,259
Kiss on the cheek.
406
00:17:20,597 --> 00:17:23,266
Dear God, people
are trying to eat here.
407
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,867
Get hold of yourself.
408
00:17:24,935 --> 00:17:27,870
Oh, you.
409
00:17:27,938 --> 00:17:29,038
All right.
410
00:17:29,106 --> 00:17:32,209
Now say something
interesting and witty.
411
00:17:32,276 --> 00:17:33,944
What are you talking about?
412
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,245
Ha ha ha ha ha!
413
00:17:35,313 --> 00:17:38,846
That is so interesting
and witty!
414
00:17:38,913 --> 00:17:41,113
Ok, now you laugh
at what I say.
415
00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:43,148
Ok. Say something funny
and I'll laugh.
416
00:17:50,255 --> 00:17:52,522
Pick up your menu,
find a wine you can pronounce,
417
00:17:52,590 --> 00:17:54,557
And order it, please.
418
00:17:56,460 --> 00:17:58,961
You know, I really
don't know what to say
419
00:17:59,029 --> 00:18:01,263
On occasions like this, because
I have never been married.
420
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:02,964
Oh...oh...
oh! I have!
421
00:18:03,032 --> 00:18:05,166
Shh!
Please don't do this.
422
00:18:05,234 --> 00:18:08,670
Let me just say this...
423
00:18:08,737 --> 00:18:10,171
May...
424
00:18:10,239 --> 00:18:13,274
May your marriage
be as blessed as ours.
425
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,477
May you...
426
00:18:15,544 --> 00:18:17,845
Laugh every day,
427
00:18:17,913 --> 00:18:19,714
Make love every day...
428
00:18:19,782 --> 00:18:22,183
And...
429
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:25,752
Just live every day!
430
00:18:29,023 --> 00:18:31,290
To you.
431
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:42,167
That wasn't
a very good speech.
432
00:18:42,235 --> 00:18:44,472
No, it wasn't
a very good speech.
433
00:18:45,510 --> 00:18:47,144
I can't believe
that for a moment
434
00:18:47,212 --> 00:18:50,314
I actually thought that we could
inspire other people to get married.
435
00:18:50,382 --> 00:18:51,983
You see, now,
that's funny.
436
00:18:52,050 --> 00:18:54,185
You know what, Eddie?
You're right.
437
00:18:54,253 --> 00:18:56,254
I give up. Ok?
438
00:18:56,321 --> 00:18:57,522
Hey, forget about dinner.
439
00:18:57,589 --> 00:19:00,491
We'll just go across the street
to the gas station
440
00:19:00,559 --> 00:19:01,992
And pick up a can of tuna
441
00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:03,494
And head on back to the room
442
00:19:03,561 --> 00:19:07,063
And watch 6 minutes of every movie
that was released last summer.
443
00:19:15,171 --> 00:19:16,905
I'm sorry.
444
00:19:16,973 --> 00:19:19,341
Whatever.
445
00:19:25,517 --> 00:19:26,785
What?
446
00:19:26,852 --> 00:19:28,453
May I have this dance?
447
00:19:28,521 --> 00:19:30,488
Oh, please, don't make fun
of me now.
448
00:19:30,556 --> 00:19:33,359
No, I'm serious. I would
like to dance with my wife.
449
00:19:33,427 --> 00:19:34,995
Well, not...it's over.
450
00:19:35,063 --> 00:19:37,031
We're not gonna
impress them now.
451
00:19:37,099 --> 00:19:39,132
I'm not doing this for them.
452
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,167
Come.
453
00:19:52,647 --> 00:19:54,048
This is nice, huh?
454
00:19:55,850 --> 00:19:57,985
When was the last time
we slow-danced?
455
00:19:58,053 --> 00:19:59,857
Ricky shapiro's bar mitzvah.
456
00:19:59,925 --> 00:20:01,893
He's a surgeon now.
457
00:20:03,262 --> 00:20:07,398
Well... Let's not wait
that long next time, ok?
458
00:20:12,505 --> 00:20:14,773
You two look good out here.
459
00:20:14,841 --> 00:20:16,476
Well, you spend
enough years together,
460
00:20:16,543 --> 00:20:18,578
You learn a few moves...
461
00:20:19,646 --> 00:20:20,580
You see that?
462
00:20:20,647 --> 00:20:21,581
Yes.
463
00:20:24,051 --> 00:20:25,819
Hey, you two.
464
00:20:25,887 --> 00:20:27,855
In 20 years,
may you be lucky enough
465
00:20:27,923 --> 00:20:29,524
To be as happy as we are.
466
00:20:29,592 --> 00:20:33,061
Don't worry. Every bride
has her doubts.
467
00:20:34,330 --> 00:20:36,198
You're having doubts?
468
00:20:36,265 --> 00:20:38,639
Um...What?
469
00:20:39,974 --> 00:20:41,876
You did not
know that.
470
00:20:43,145 --> 00:20:44,478
Ok, guys, huh?
471
00:20:44,546 --> 00:20:46,913
How about a little something
up-tempo for the young'uns.
472
00:20:46,981 --> 00:20:48,482
There you go.
Come on!
473
00:20:48,549 --> 00:20:49,951
Let's go!
474
00:20:54,291 --> 00:20:56,826
Well, that was quite
a night last night.
475
00:20:57,961 --> 00:21:01,231
Do I detect a little
afterglow on milady?
476
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,568
Well, it's mostly sunburn,
but I will give you that.
477
00:21:08,007 --> 00:21:09,608
Ah, son of a bitch!
478
00:21:09,675 --> 00:21:11,242
Somebody got our chairs.
479
00:21:11,310 --> 00:21:12,476
Let's go over there.
480
00:21:12,544 --> 00:21:14,177
All right.
481
00:21:19,884 --> 00:21:22,085
Doug...
482
00:21:22,153 --> 00:21:24,388
I think it's morning.
483
00:21:24,455 --> 00:21:26,989
I'll go check the sock.
484
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:39,000
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