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'Til Death is filmed
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in front of a live
studio audience.
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My mother has been
cleaning out the basement
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and she keeps sending
me all my old stuff.
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Oh, my God!
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It's my prom dress.
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Smells like rum.
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Should I try it on?
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On what?
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On my body.
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Your whole body?
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What are you saying?
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You don't think that
I can fit into this anymore?
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Honey, no.
I'm just saying that it...
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I love you so much.
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You don't think that I can
squeeze into this dress, do you?
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No, look. If it doesn't fit,
you're gonna take it out on me.
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And if it does fit...
It's not gonna fit.
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I'm gonna try it on right now.
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Honey, look. I don't think
putting on a dress
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Should involve so much
cursing and grunting.
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Sounds like you're making
a balloon animal in there.
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Captioning made possible by
sony pictures television
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Is it zipped?
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You damn right it's zipped.
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You look amazing.
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Tell me something
I don't know, stretch.
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Oh, dear God,
please unzip me.
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Ok.
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The brain really does
need oxygen.
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Got it?
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Yeah. Ok.
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All right.
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Well.
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So.
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How you enjoying
the prom?
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Um, it's all right.
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Where's your date?
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Um, I don't know. Maybe he's
upstairs spiking the punch.
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Where's yours?
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I don't have a date.
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I'm parking cars.
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Ah, working man. I like it.
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Yeah, I do all right.
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I make tips.
Stchange and whatnot.
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So, a couple of kids left a
bottle of champagne in the limo.
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Wanna head on out there?
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Why don't we stay right here?
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Oh. What if your
boyfriend comes back?
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Oh, I think you can handle him.
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You look fairly strong.
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Oh, I am strong.
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And...and mysterious.
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And misunderstood.
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Sounds like my type.
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My parents would hate you.
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Why? 'cause I'm jewish?
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No, 'cause you're a bad boy.
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Right, right,
right. Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm a bad boy.
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But I'm pretty into you,
hot high school chick.
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Yeah? Well,
I'm pretty into you,
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Tall, weird, horny,
parking attendant guy.
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Yeah.
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That was kinda...
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Better.
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Morning.
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Hey, honey.
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I gotta run.
I have an early morning meeting.
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No...no...but I was making you a "thanks
for putting out on prom night" frittata.
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I gotta go.
Ok.
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Love you.
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Love you.
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Hey, Kenny!
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What's up, Eddie?
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Hey, kenny. How's the gig
at the copy place going?
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Ah, pretty good. Pretty
good. Pretty good.
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I started out just standing
around making copies.
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Then I got promoted
to manager.
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Now, I'm standing around
making copies in this vest.
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Why does it say "Andy"?
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Well, it was either
that or Louise.
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Well, Andy, it's nice to see you have
a smooth operation going on there.
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A customer came in today with
something pretty interesting.
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Check it out.
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Wait...wait. Are you allowed to keep
copies of people's personal documents?
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It's a gray area.
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"Lost poodle...
1,000 dollars reward."
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Then, on the way here, I noticed
these were here. Look at this.
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"Lost cat." "Lost parakeet."
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I'm a little nervous
about this one right here.
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It looks like a cheetah.
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I'm telling ya, man.
I love the suburbs.
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People are just
nailing cash to trees.
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We lost my cousin rodney
one time.
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For like a week and a half.
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Some lady found him.
I think we gave her an apple.
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So, what are you saying? You
gonna go hunting for lost pets?
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Exactly. I know animals.
I know how they think.
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I know how to talk to them.
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Can you hear this right here?
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Look.
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No.
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But this great dane
named alfred can.
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You gonna eat
the rest of those eggs?
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Wh...I made it for me
and...uh...help yourself.
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Everything ok?
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Yeah. I gotta tell you.
Last night was the...
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Never mind.
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What?
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No, nothing.
It's just between me and Joy.
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All right, man. Cool.
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It's our sex life.
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I mean, last night we had the
most creative lovemaking ever.
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And it wasn't even the 31st.
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I don't know
what that means?
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Well, you see every month
if we don't have sex,
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Then we're obligated to have it
on the last day of the month.
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You only sleep with your
woman 12 times a year?!
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At a minimum.
It's...it's a baseline.
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It's a sexual safety net,
if you will.
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And we did
a little roll playing.
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Oh, really.
Yeah. You ever do that?
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Oh, yeah. I very rarely
have sex as myself.
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And I have to tell you,
I want to do it again,
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But I'm a little nervous
about asking Joy.
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You know, I don't want to hurt
her feelings by saying,
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I'd rather have sex with
some fantasy than with her.
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But honestly, I'd rather have sex
with some fantasy than with her.
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That's perfectly natural.
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Go for it.
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Yeah?
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Are you sure?
Yeah.
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I mean, is she gonna be happy
constantly pretending I'm someone else?
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Yeah. I think she'll manage.
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Look, my opinion is this.
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You ride this horse until
it bucks you off, man.
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But if you're still worried
about it, here's what you do.
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Tonight you come in dressed in
something that could be roll playing.
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If she says she's not into
it, you explain it away.
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Ok. How do I explain away a
scuba mask and a starter's pistol?
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What kinda twisted
fantasy is that?
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It's not. I'm just thinking
about what I have in my garage.
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Hey, honey!
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I'm home.
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Thanks for helping me
find this dog, man.
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I'm not here to help you. I
think this is a ridiculous idea.
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I'm here to protect you.
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Protect me? From what?
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I don't know. You running
through this neighborhood
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With a choke collar
and a large burlap sack,
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It may just send up a red
flag to some of these folks.
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Why you doing this anyway?
You already got a job.
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Eddie, I can't work
in a copy shop forever.
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You started on Tuesday.
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So, how's it going
with you and Joy
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And your freaky-deaky
bedroom antics?
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I gotta tell you, it is...
You know what, Kenny?
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It's none of your business.
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Ok.
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All right, I'll tell ya.
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It's been about week now, and we
have the most amazing sex life.
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I mean, not us.
Our characters do.
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Sounds cool to me, man.
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No, don't you see.
It's not cool.
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Because we've come
to depend on it.
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We can't go back
to the way we were.
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Where does it end, man?
Where does it end?
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Where does it end? It ends
where all sexual adventures end?
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Thailand.
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Puppy alert!
Puppy alert!
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Stop the car!
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It's the middle
of the street.
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Hold that. Hold that.
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There's people...
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Kenny! Kenny!
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What the hell was that?
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That may have been the cheetah.
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So, I guess we should
go up to bed now, huh?
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Yep.
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I got the costumes in the car.
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Your message was a little fuzzy.
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I couldn't tell if you were
saying umpire or vampire.
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So, I...so I got both.
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Yeah, on that...
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You know, I...
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Do you think the costumes
are losing their kick?
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Yes. Thank you.
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I am so glad you said something.
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Me too. Me too.
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I'm just glad we're
on the same page.
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Yes. Of course.
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So...so what do we do? Should
we go back being ourselves?
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Oh, God no!
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No?
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No. No way. Don't ever
say that again.
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You shut your face.
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Well, what should we do?
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What do you say
we take it up a notch?
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Well...look if you're talking
about your friend lori, I'm open.
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No.
No!
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No. Hello, I'm kidding.
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No, it's not...no.
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No, I'm just saying,
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You know, stay with the
role-playing fantasy thing.
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But perhaps we should take
it out of the house.
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And to lori's place.
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No. No.
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Come on. Do you know me?
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Stop with that. Ok?
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No. My friend told me
that she and her husband
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They went to a bar and they
pretended not to know each other.
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And he picked her up.
And it sounded kinda hot.
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What do you think?
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Ok. So we go somewhere.
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And we act like we don't even
know each other.
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This is good.
We will... Tomorrow night,
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We will meet
at the uptown hotel.
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At the bar.
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And I'll be wearing
a purple carnation.
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I know what you look like.
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Eddie was right.
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What was I thinking?
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Hey, Mr. Bumpers!
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Show me that
1,000 dollars smile.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Come here often?
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Really?
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Sorry.
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I'm gonna take another
run at it.
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Good evening.
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I'm a traveling businessman,
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Who came to your town
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To buy a large company.
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My work is financially
rewarding.
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But alas emotionally empty.
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May I join you?
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I don't think so.
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All right.
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Waiting for some friends.
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Playing hard to get,
are you?
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Oh, I'm not playing
anything mr...
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Fujimoto.
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Tony Fujimoto.
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Tony.
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Wow. That's quite a name.
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Quite a man.
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Quite a man.
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Can I buy you a drink?
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Well, I think I'm all right
for now. Thank you.
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I'll take that drink.
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Well, well, well.
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The fish are biting tonight.
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Tony Fujimoto.
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My friends call me to-fu.
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Bartender, another round
for the lady, please.
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I'm a traveling businessman.
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00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,428
I have come to your town
261
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To purchase a large company.
262
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:28,132
Thanks. Larry, wait up!
263
00:14:30,702 --> 00:14:32,235
So, Ryan was it?
264
00:14:32,303 --> 00:14:33,469
Yeah.
265
00:14:33,537 --> 00:14:36,204
How many years did you
play professional hockey?
266
00:14:36,272 --> 00:14:38,706
3 seasons
until I blew out my knee.
267
00:14:38,774 --> 00:14:41,041
Did you ever
get into fights?
268
00:14:41,109 --> 00:14:43,909
Well, you try not to.
But it's inevitable.
269
00:14:43,977 --> 00:14:45,645
I tell ya.
There's no better feeling
270
00:14:45,712 --> 00:14:48,481
Than pounding someone against
the boards for 60 minutes.
271
00:14:49,482 --> 00:14:50,949
Do go on.
272
00:14:51,017 --> 00:14:54,987
You know, being a D.A. isn't that
much different than playing hockey.
273
00:14:55,055 --> 00:14:56,856
It's the same aggressive
atmosphere,
274
00:14:56,924 --> 00:15:00,091
And I've been known to throw
a couple of elbows
275
00:15:00,158 --> 00:15:01,492
What are you drinking?
276
00:15:01,559 --> 00:15:03,793
Um, hello!
277
00:15:06,396 --> 00:15:07,729
Can I help you?
278
00:15:07,797 --> 00:15:11,266
Yeah, I was just gonna
talk to the lady.
279
00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:13,334
Oh, well, I'm kinda talking
to the lady now.
280
00:15:13,402 --> 00:15:15,102
So why don't you move along.
281
00:15:17,505 --> 00:15:21,275
Maybe the lady wants
you to move along.
282
00:15:21,342 --> 00:15:22,709
Joy?
283
00:15:22,777 --> 00:15:24,277
No, I'm good.
284
00:15:26,913 --> 00:15:29,148
I'm sorry. Do you
two know each other?
285
00:15:29,215 --> 00:15:31,450
Yeah, this is Tony.
286
00:15:31,517 --> 00:15:34,385
Tony Fujimoto.
287
00:15:35,687 --> 00:15:40,390
President and C.E.O.
of the Fujimoto Group.
288
00:15:42,026 --> 00:15:43,559
Are you two together?
289
00:15:43,627 --> 00:15:45,227
No. No. No.
290
00:15:45,295 --> 00:15:49,064
Funny, I actually used to be married
to a guy that looked a lot like him.
291
00:15:49,132 --> 00:15:51,600
But sadly he died in a fire.
292
00:15:54,803 --> 00:15:57,404
And I used to be married
to a girl like her
293
00:15:57,472 --> 00:16:00,440
Until wine and cookie
dough did her in.
294
00:16:02,610 --> 00:16:05,978
Listen, Joy, I would love to
take you out to dinner sometime.
295
00:16:06,046 --> 00:16:08,580
Can I get your phone number?
296
00:16:16,621 --> 00:16:19,990
Oh, my God! Mr. Bumpers.
Hey, everyone. He's back!
297
00:16:20,058 --> 00:16:21,458
Thank you so much.
298
00:16:21,526 --> 00:16:23,059
Oh, no biggie!
Happy to help.
299
00:16:23,127 --> 00:16:25,161
I knew he'd come back.
I just knew it.
300
00:16:25,229 --> 00:16:26,829
Oh, Timmy can you believe it?
301
00:16:26,897 --> 00:16:29,465
Thank you mister.
Thank you so much.
302
00:16:29,533 --> 00:16:31,968
Oh, you're welcome,
slugger.
303
00:16:32,035 --> 00:16:33,536
He's adorable.
304
00:16:33,603 --> 00:16:36,438
Well, again, we're just so happy
to have him back.
305
00:16:36,505 --> 00:16:38,272
And I'm happy
to bring him back.
306
00:16:39,274 --> 00:16:41,442
Can I hug him?
307
00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:43,911
Absolutely.
308
00:16:43,979 --> 00:16:45,780
Give it there, Timmy.
Give it there.
309
00:16:45,847 --> 00:16:48,182
Yeah. All right. Ok.
All right.
310
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:53,419
Is there anything else
we can do for you?
311
00:16:53,487 --> 00:16:56,655
Well, let's just take a
quick look at the contract...
312
00:16:56,723 --> 00:16:59,124
I mean flyer.
313
00:16:59,191 --> 00:17:01,459
Ok. Let's see here.
314
00:17:01,527 --> 00:17:05,363
We've taken care of
the lost poodle part.
315
00:17:05,430 --> 00:17:08,132
That's all done.
316
00:17:09,434 --> 00:17:11,968
So, all we gotta do
is take care of...
317
00:17:12,035 --> 00:17:14,836
Oh! This part right re.
318
00:17:15,671 --> 00:17:17,972
Oh, the reward.
319
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:21,309
You put 1,000 dollars down?!
320
00:17:21,376 --> 00:17:23,644
Is that what it was,
1,000?
321
00:17:25,313 --> 00:17:26,713
Can't put a price
on love.
322
00:17:26,781 --> 00:17:28,981
But, you did.
323
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,083
What are wgonna do?
324
00:17:37,755 --> 00:17:40,690
I can't believe you gave him
your phone number.
325
00:17:40,757 --> 00:17:43,726
It was a fake number.
326
00:17:43,794 --> 00:17:45,995
But it was a number.
327
00:17:46,063 --> 00:17:49,499
It was our dentist's number.
328
00:17:49,566 --> 00:17:51,934
Oh, so how do you know
his number by heart, huh?
329
00:17:52,002 --> 00:17:53,602
Are you in to him, too?
330
00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:55,904
Are you doing something
on the side with dr. Sieglman?
331
00:17:55,971 --> 00:17:59,173
Ok. You started it by offering
that other girl a drink.
332
00:17:59,241 --> 00:18:01,375
That's because
you turned me down.
333
00:18:01,443 --> 00:18:02,943
I wanted you to work for it.
334
00:18:03,011 --> 00:18:06,079
I wasn't coming there to work.
I came there to get some.
335
00:18:08,149 --> 00:18:10,716
Yeah. And you're gonna. 'cause this
whole thing kinda worked for me.
336
00:18:10,784 --> 00:18:12,051
So let's go upstairs.
337
00:18:12,118 --> 00:18:13,953
No. No. No. I'm not going
upstairs with you.
338
00:18:14,021 --> 00:18:15,054
Why not?
339
00:18:15,122 --> 00:18:18,423
Because you'll
just be thinking about ryan.
340
00:18:18,491 --> 00:18:22,460
So? Isn't that what we both
have been doing this whole time?
341
00:18:22,527 --> 00:18:26,963
No. It is not. We have been
pretending to be fictional charac.
342
00:18:27,031 --> 00:18:30,164
Like vampires
and catholic school girls
343
00:18:30,232 --> 00:18:33,033
And fast food mascots.
344
00:18:34,835 --> 00:18:36,301
That was a good one.
345
00:18:36,369 --> 00:18:39,570
Ryan is out there.
And he is real.
346
00:18:39,637 --> 00:18:42,438
And he has
our dentist's number.
347
00:18:43,673 --> 00:18:46,442
I'm never gonna see
ryan again.
348
00:18:46,510 --> 00:18:48,511
Ok. You know what?
That's not the point, Joy.
349
00:18:48,578 --> 00:18:50,079
That's not the point.
350
00:18:51,581 --> 00:18:54,350
It's just that if we
were really at that bar
351
00:18:54,418 --> 00:18:58,587
And we were total strangers
and you met me and ryan,
352
00:18:58,654 --> 00:19:00,755
I never would have had a shot.
353
00:19:00,823 --> 00:19:04,024
No, I mean. Come on, you don't
think I dated guys like ryan?
354
00:19:04,091 --> 00:19:05,758
They're a dime a dozen.
355
00:19:05,826 --> 00:19:11,096
I chose you because of all
the things I love about you.
356
00:19:11,164 --> 00:19:12,730
Like what?
357
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:19,535
Don't make me say it
you know.
358
00:19:23,406 --> 00:19:24,705
I may.
359
00:19:24,773 --> 00:19:27,140
It's always nice to hear it.
360
00:19:28,675 --> 00:19:29,608
Ok.
361
00:19:29,676 --> 00:19:32,077
You're sweet.
362
00:19:32,144 --> 00:19:33,812
And you're funny.
363
00:19:33,879 --> 00:19:35,647
And cute?
364
00:19:35,715 --> 00:19:37,249
You're very cute.
365
00:19:39,852 --> 00:19:42,220
Hey, I got an idea.
366
00:19:42,287 --> 00:19:46,690
Why don't we just
be ourselves tonight.
367
00:19:46,758 --> 00:19:48,425
I will be a travel agent.
368
00:19:48,493 --> 00:19:52,360
And you will be a high
school history teacher.
369
00:19:52,428 --> 00:19:53,962
Oh, yeah?
370
00:19:54,029 --> 00:19:55,629
Oh yeah!
371
00:19:55,697 --> 00:19:56,663
Does that do it for you?
372
00:19:56,731 --> 00:19:58,097
Oh, yeah sure does.
373
00:19:58,165 --> 00:20:00,967
Well, I don't mean to brag.
374
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:04,637
But I pull down
a low 5-figure salary
375
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:10,342
With a mandatory
1.5% increase every 7 years.
376
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:17,114
Well, I drive a taurus
with 120,000 miles on it.
377
00:20:19,617 --> 00:20:23,652
I ate a sandwich yesterday
that I found on a table.
378
00:20:31,792 --> 00:20:35,061
I haven't read a book
in 12 years.
379
00:20:37,331 --> 00:20:39,731
I forgot how to divide.
380
00:20:40,933 --> 00:20:45,102
Want to go upstairs and have
really ordinary sex?
381
00:20:45,169 --> 00:20:46,269
Yes.
382
00:20:46,337 --> 00:20:50,107
Prepare to be underwhelmed.
383
00:20:52,744 --> 00:20:58,182
996, 997, 998.
384
00:21:03,254 --> 00:21:06,356
I think there's a few more
dollin here, daddy.
385
00:21:14,630 --> 00:21:18,566
5, 6, 7, 8...
386
00:21:18,634 --> 00:21:21,868
That's it. That's it!
I quit! That's it!
387
00:21:21,936 --> 00:21:23,570
Enough! I can't take it anymore.
388
00:21:23,638 --> 00:21:26,439
Keep your money
and keep your dog.
389
00:21:26,506 --> 00:21:30,240
Why do you people have
to be so damn adorable?!
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00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:39,000
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