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Proudly Presents
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Til.Death
Season 2 Episode 6
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'til death is filmed in front
of a live studio audience.
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Let me ask you something.
Is this shirt too small?
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Not if you're in a boy band.
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Eddie, I just got that
for you 6 months ago.
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How is it that you're 45 years old and
you're still growing out of clothing?
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You know my pituitary
gland is a runaway train.
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I kind of like it tight.
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You can tell it's cold in here.
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All right, well, finish
wrapping the gift and let's go.
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The sooner we get to jeff's
party, eat pasta and cake,
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the sooner I get back here with my
pants off eating leftover pasta and cake.
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How hard is it for you
to just try to enjoy
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this most basic of social
rituals... the birthday party?
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It's extremely hard.
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I don't understand this obsession the woodcocks
have having to celebrate every milestone.
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I mean, what was that
thing we went to last year?
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Jeff's birthday party.
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Exactly. I mean, enough already.
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Ok, we get it. Your parents did
it. Quit dancing in the end zone.
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Here, all set. You hold that.
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Ok. What did we get them, by the way?
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Lingerie.
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It's for steph to
wear and jeff to enjoy.
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Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
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I'm off the gift.
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- What? Why?
- Why?
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A little something my
grandpa once taught me...
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Men do not give men lacy panties.
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Ok, so,you're really not
gonna sign this card?
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A dog saying "happy arf-day"...
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I'll be in the car.
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Oh, cool! Thanks, karl. Heh heh!
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In your hands, you hold the
world's most powerful flashlight.
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Little head's up... Don't
ever aim it at a baby.
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Oh! Sorry. What are you doing?
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- Ow. I'm sorry.
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
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I'm having a little trouble deciding
between the cobbler and the sundae.
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Would it be possible to get both?
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Actually, the hosts have agreed to
pay for only one dessert per person.
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Will they be seeing an itemized
bill, or just one big number?
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- I think one big number.
- Ok. Well, do this.
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Keep the desserts coming
until my head hits the table.
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Thank you all so much for these gifts.
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You know, it's so thoughtful.
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Ok. Got one more for you.
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It's from me. Only me.
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Not from eddie.
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That is correct. That is not my gift.
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Eddie, you got me a gift, too?
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That is amazing.
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I mean, most guys will just
let their wife pick out a gift
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and then slap their name
on a card. But not this guy.
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All righty.
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Wow, joy. Thank you. This is, uh...
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This is really pretty.
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It's for steph to wear
and for you to enjoy.
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I get it. That's good.
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'Cause I would have looked
pretty strange walking through
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the neighborhood carrying a
giant flashlight and wearing this.
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All right. Well, last but not least,
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what have you got for
me, big man? Bring it on.
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Well, um... My gift is my...
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Good wishes and a hearty, healthy,
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happy birthday high-five. What up?!
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Come on. Don't leave
me hanging, my brother.
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That's what i'm talkin'
about, right there. Heh.
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This cobbler is the bomb.
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- Hey, hon.
- Hey.
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- Going to sleep?
- Yep.
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Ok. There's just something I
wanted to tell you before you did.
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B
- bling.
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Hey, why doesn't eddie like me?
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Ok, we're gonna need to
work on your dirty talk.
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Sorry. It's just that whole
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"happy birthday high-five"
thing. That really bugged me.
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Ok. Well, how about you try focusing on
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what I'm about to give
you for your birthday?
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Ok.
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It's just, we're neighbors, you
know? And we work together.
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And it's like, I see the guy every day.
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It... it hurts.
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Is it weird for a guy to feel that way?
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When his wife is straddling
him in lingerie? Little bit.
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You know what, baby?
You're so right.I'm sorry.
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You know, I already got him
a gift for his birthday.
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And I know he loves old records.
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I was walking by this used record store,
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and I saw this dean martin
album, live at the sands.
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It was like this neon light
flashing in my brain...
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"eddie! Perfect! Eddie! Perfect!"
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You know what neon light
is flashing in my head?
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"Jeff! Gay! Jeff! Gay!"
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All right.Ma's closing up shop.
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I gotta tell you, joy, I made
a terrible mistake tonight.
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Ohh. You sure did.
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I'm at a point in my life where I...
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I can't eat multiple desserts anymore.
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Was it the multiple desserts, or
was it the soul-wrenching discomfort
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that you created in the room with
your "happy birthday high-five"?!
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"Don't leave me hanging!"
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'Sup?!
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I'm gonna go eat a loaf of
bread to settle my stomach.
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I need to punch your
husband in the throat.
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Eddie, it's for you!
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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My husband is lying in bed heartbroken
because of your thoughtlessness.
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I am wearing very sexy
lingerie under this robe,
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and the only thing he
can think about is you!
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How did it fit, by the way?
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Oh, it's great. It's so
soft. I love the colors.
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I'm so glad,'cause I was worried
that you might think it was tacky.
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Tacky? No! It's classy.
I feel like a princess.
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You're an ass!
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Friendship is a 2-way street.
So, you better shape up, buster,
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because there's a sweet, sensitive
man over there who adores you.
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Now, I want you to march next-door
right now and apologize to him.
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- No.
- Why not?
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Because he's not my girlfriend.
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Just buy him a present on
the way to work tomorrow,
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- and please end this madness.
- Hey, I got an idea for a present.
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Why don't I put on that lingerie
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and then I'll just go over there myself.
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That will make his day.
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By the way, you owe us $300
for all the dessert you ate.
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- Hey, gang.
- Hey, karl.
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Eddie.
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Well, well.
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Somebody's having his own little
"bring your vino to work" day.
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No, no,it's not what you think.
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Oh, of course it isn't.
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Now, just for kicks, let me
tell you how I might play it.
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Go to the doughnut shop.
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Grab one of those insulated
cups with the adjustable straw.
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Fill it up to the very top
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and just teach, teach, teach.
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It's not for me. It's for jeff.
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Joy and steph thought that I
hurt his feelings last night,
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so I grabbed this bottle
out of my liquor cabinet.
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Now joy and steph will be happy,
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jeff will be happy...
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All the ladies in my life will be happy.
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- Hey, karl.
- Hey.
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- Edward.
- Hey, there he is.
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- Happy birthday.
- What's this?
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It's an aboveground pool.
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What do you think it is?
It's for your birthday.
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This is a bordeaux from the
village of saint juliette.
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That's the village where
steph and I honeymooned.
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Well, of course it is. Are you....
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Hey, let me tell you something.
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My eyes might have been
closed during your slide show.
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But my ears and my heart were open.
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Eddie, this is such a
thoughtful gift. Thank you.
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And by the way,i'm sorry it was late.
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I just had to special-order this puppy.
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That's why you didn't
have anything at my party.
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Exactly. I mean, don't you think
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a friend like you deserves
more than a birthday high-five?
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While creative, it would
be hurtful and mean.
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You know what? I actually...
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I got you something, too. And I was
gonna return it today, but... here.
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This isdean martin live at the sands.
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I have been looking for this for years.
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Yeah, I remember you
mentioning it. And I saw it,
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and I thought of you. Hey, checkthisout.
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He signed it. He signed it.
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This is the nicest thing that
anybody has ever done for me.
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Well, how about what you did for me?
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What did I do for you?
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- You special-ordered the
wine. - Oh, yes. Of course I did.
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You know what?I'll let
you in on a little secret.
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Today is my actual birthday.
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Hey, how about you and
joy come over tonight
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and we'll pop this baby
open? What do you say?
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I think i'd like that very much.
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Me, too.
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I'll, uh,see you at 6:00?
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6:00 it is.
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20 bucks says before that bottle
is empty, you guys are making out.
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- Babe,I'm home.
- Hey!
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Oh, my god, work was brutal.
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I thought this day would never end.
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Well, you thought right. Pop
those easy spirits back on,
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'cause we're going to the woodcocks'.
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We were just with them last night.
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Yeah, I know. But I took your advice
and I gave him a bottle of wine.
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And it turns out that today
is jeff's actual birthday,
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so he invited us over
to drink it with him.
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Unbelievable.
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We are dealing with a grown man who physically
cannot stop celebrating his birthday.
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I'm flattered that you took my
advice, though, and you bought him a gift.
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Well, actually, I didn't buy it.
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I just grabbed a bottle out of
your little medicine cabinet there.
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What? Which bottle?
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- The... Bordeaux or whatever.
- What?!
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Relax.You still have enough left
to make it through a nuclear winter.
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Eddie, that bordeaux was worth $1,000.
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Come again?
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I got it from my aunt's house
when she died.Don't you remember?
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No, I don't remember.I don't
even rember you having an aunt.
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He's gonna be opening
that bottle tonight, joy.
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Oh, my god. I can't believe you gave
away a 20-year-old bottle of wine.
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You're right. I should have
known that a bottle of wine
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doesn't last in this house for
more than an hour and a half.
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You have to ask for that bottle back.
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- I can't.
- Why not?
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Because he gave me a signed copy
ofdean martin live at the sands.
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I don't care if he gave you a kidney!
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Do you understand what
that bottle meant to him?
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I mean, he and i, we had a moment there.
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Was it a $1,000 moment?
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Well, I don't want to put a price
on it, but there was a lot of magic.
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Eddie, we have to get that bottle back.
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I know we do, but it's not gonna be easy.
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I don't want to hurt his feelings.
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I thought you didn't care
about other guys' feelings.
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I didn't. But I gave him some wine,
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and he gave me my favorite record, and
I lied to him right in his face.
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Don't you see? We're
in a relationship now.
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Did you know this wine is worth $987?
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Really? Oh, my god.
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Eddie freakin' loves me.
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Hey, honey, crazy thought...
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What if instead of drinking
this delicious french wine,
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we sell it, and with the
proceeds, actually go to france?
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I don't know, sweetie. I
don't think I could do that.
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Why not? It's $1,000.
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Remember how you freaked out when
you found $5.00 in your jeans?
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This is a lot more than that.
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Ok, it is a lot of money.
But you don't understand
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the effort that eddie put into
that and how thoughtful he was...
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Not to mention that I actually
invited him over to drink it with us.
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How could we possibly get out of that?
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Seriously, start throwing out ideas,'cause
I'm really into that france thing.
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Oh, my god. Our wine
is blowing up on ebay.
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Winelady53 must have a pretty
serious drinking problem,
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'cause she's been bidding against
herself for the past 25 minutes.
241
00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:28,970
You sure they're gonna believe
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that this is the bottle
of wine he gave me?
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Just wrap a napkin around
it, pour it quick, and stay cool.
244
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And if things start getting
hairy, keep your lies simple.
245
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If you dress 'em up, you'll mess 'em up.
246
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:46,820
Remember that if that corkscrew hits
the top of that bottle, we are dead.
247
00:14:46,930 --> 00:14:49,670
So, we have to make the switch with
the decoy bottle before that happens.
248
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Ok. Does this one look like
the bottle we gave them?
249
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Don't worry. Just throw one of
those giant paws over the label,
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pour it quickly, and focus on the money.
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- Hey!
- Hi! Hi!
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Happy birthday, partdeux!
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Yeah. Again!
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00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,960
Oh, boy. Wow.
255
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,430
There's that delicious bottle of wine.
256
00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:13,160
May I hold it?
257
00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,630
You know what? Why don't I open it,
258
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:20,560
and you guys could help
yourself to some lovely cheese.
259
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,760
Oh, terrific. Ok.
260
00:15:21,890 --> 00:15:24,700
You can eat it over here.
261
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,480
Ok.Well, uh,all right.
262
00:15:27,810 --> 00:15:30,220
Wow! Is that a beautiful corkscrew.
263
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,030
I don't think I've
ever seen one like this.
264
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,130
Of course, I know it's
made out of plastic.
265
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:37,000
But gosh,I'd swear it was whale bone.
266
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:42,570
Oh! That's my roast.
Honey, pour me a nice, big glass.
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00:15:42,590 --> 00:15:43,770
Ok.
268
00:15:44,350 --> 00:15:48,360
- Eddie, I just need the corkscrew. So
- You know...
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In some native american cultures,
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opening your own wine on your birthday
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means the wind will stop for 100 years.
272
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,390
- Here, give me the bottle.
- Ok... You know what? Let me...
273
00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:09,940
Let me... Just tighten
up superman's cape here.
274
00:16:10,030 --> 00:16:11,370
Ok, he's tightening the cape. Ok.
275
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:16,580
- And... Just do me a favor and keep that on... the cape.
- Ok, I will indeed.
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00:16:16,690 --> 00:16:18,050
- Yeah. Great.
- Ok.
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00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:19,610
- I...
- All right.
278
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,720
Have the corkscrew now, joy. And...
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00:16:23,270 --> 00:16:25,120
I will open the bottle.
280
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,800
I have no choice but to open it.
281
00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:34,040
And here we go.
282
00:16:36,110 --> 00:16:38,240
Look, there's something
there on my glass.
283
00:16:38,340 --> 00:16:39,790
Oh, what is...
284
00:16:40,970 --> 00:16:43,350
There's spit all over this thing.
285
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:45,930
Should have gotten you a
dishwasher for your birthday.
286
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,620
You know what? I'll
go get a new one. Um...
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00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,130
Eddie, rember, keep the cape on.
288
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:58,880
Ok, you got it. Take
your time, birthday boy.
289
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,300
All right.Give me the thing.
290
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:04,910
- Here. Quickly.
- The cape! The cape! Cape!
291
00:17:05,030 --> 00:17:06,520
Ok, the cape. The cape is on.
292
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,860
- This is not my dead aunt's wine.
- How do you know?
293
00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:13,260
Because ours was not
made by alex trebek.
294
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:18,280
Are you saying that they
changed the bottles on purpose?
295
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,350
But why would they switch the bottles?
296
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,450
They didn't know what it was worth.
297
00:17:22,570 --> 00:17:24,670
Oh, my god. They know what it's worth!
298
00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:28,540
Those sneaky little
bastards... Ok, give me their wine.
299
00:17:28,650 --> 00:17:30,990
Take this one. Put this
one back in your purse.
300
00:17:31,370 --> 00:17:34,660
Ok,I've got a new glass, sans spit.
301
00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:38,220
All right, who's ready to celebrate?
302
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,600
- Not i.
- Why not?
303
00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:47,710
Maybe becausethis is not
the wine that I gave you.
304
00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:51,720
Wait. What?
305
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:58,440
You mean, you didn't give us alex
trebek's cabernet royale dessert wine?
306
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:02,940
Steph! Did you put out the wrong bottle?
307
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:07,470
I put out the one you gave me.
308
00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:11,310
All right, the jig is
up, woodcocks. Where is the bottle?
309
00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:15,050
I don't know, eddie...
See, my car broke down
310
00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:18,010
and there was this trucker with
a monocle and this 3-legged dog...
311
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:22,010
- Simple! Simple!
- Listen, I know what's going on here.
312
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,560
You found out how expensive our wine is,
313
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,430
and you don't want to share it with us.
314
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:29,740
- Th-that's not true! - You
probably want to sell it.
315
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,920
Th-that's not true!
316
00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:35,800
I am hurt
317
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:39,410
that you put a price
tag on our friendship.
318
00:18:41,190 --> 00:18:42,600
You know what?
319
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:46,690
You're right... This is
ridiculous.I'm a jerk.
320
00:18:46,770 --> 00:18:48,880
Jeff! What are you doing?
321
00:18:48,990 --> 00:18:51,210
France, france, france, france, france!
322
00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:53,930
Eddie,i'm sorry.
323
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:57,500
You put so much thought
and effort into this,
324
00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,660
and here I am selfishly
trying to keep it to myself.
325
00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:03,700
It would mean so much to me
if you would do the honors.
326
00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:07,650
Go ahead. Pop it.
327
00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:11,920
You know what? No. I gave
you this wine with love,
328
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:15,520
and your turned it into a wine of hate.
329
00:19:20,270 --> 00:19:22,800
I'm having a lot of
feelings right now, and I...
330
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,240
- I gotta go home and process this.
- No, no,no, eddie, come on.
331
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:27,880
Please, please, please, stay.
332
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,270
Still a love wine.
333
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,580
- It's a hate wine now.
- No, it's a love wine.
334
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:34,260
- Hate wine!
- Love wine!
335
00:19:34,370 --> 00:19:37,410
Oh, come on! It was my dead aunt's wine.
336
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,670
He didn't even buy that
wine for you at all.
337
00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:42,390
Yes he did. He special-ordered it.
338
00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:45,890
No, he did not! He just
reached into the cabinet
339
00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:47,800
and got the first thing
that he could find.
340
00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:49,460
If he would have reached
a few inches over,
341
00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:53,440
you'd be drinking a $4.00 bottle
of peppermint schnapps right now...
342
00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:57,040
Which, by the way, is
awesome on a rainy sunday.
343
00:19:58,060 --> 00:20:00,220
I can't believe it. You lied to me.
344
00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:02,830
I can't believe you were
gonna sell my special gift.
345
00:20:02,930 --> 00:20:04,650
Hey, guys...
346
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:09,460
Our hate wine just
sold for $2700 on ebay.
347
00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:19,170
Splitsies?
348
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,470
You're on, big man. We're rich!
349
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:30,560
1350 each!
350
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:31,400
I don't...
351
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:44,500
This is why men do not buy men lingerie!
352
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,270
Well, look at the bright side.
353
00:20:50,390 --> 00:20:52,190
We got good friends,
354
00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:56,220
wine from america's most
beloved game-show host,
355
00:20:57,570 --> 00:21:01,440
and the sweet sounds of dean
martin live at the sands.
356
00:21:01,540 --> 00:21:02,630
That's true.
357
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:06,760
And now, a little deano with our vino.
358
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:11,930
Lesson one... the grocery store.
359
00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:15,060
Excuse me, how much for this chicken?
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00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,320
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