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Mornin'
- Good morning to you.
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What you got going on there?
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I'm paying our
credit card bill.
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Why are you sending them $500?
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Because we owe them $1200.
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No, no, no. They're gonna get
the minimum payment of $17.
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God bless America.
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Eddie, if we only pay the minimum
we'll never get out of debt.
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Trust me, Joy. We're gonna
outlast these bastards.
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Now let me just
throw this one out there.
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The $39 we're paying
every month for your gym.
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How often are you going?
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I go.
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Okay.
What street is it on?
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It's on the corner of
"Bite me" and "Suck it".
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I don't see you working out.
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Oh, I don't have to. I have
the metabolism of a toddler.
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For a woman who eats cake in the morning,
I think I look pretty damn hot.
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This isn't about
whether or not you're hot.
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It's about whether or not
we wanna pay $39 a month
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so you have over 600 nationwide
locations you never set foot in.
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You know what? Pay that bill,
I'm going to the gym today.
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Good for you. And you know what?
If you need the address.
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Check the fridge. There's an
arobic schedule there from 1997.
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Oh, I know exactly where this is.
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It's right next
to Paco's Taco's.
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'Til Death is filmed in front
of a live studio audience.
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Well, hello, mr. Working man.
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Don't you look hot?
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If I'd taken a shower
in the past 3 days,
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you'd be in trouble right now, buster.
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I could breathe
through my mouth.
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I got a better idea.
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How about tonight you and I
watch a fun video together?
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You mean the one my mom
sent of her cat in the dryer?
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I was thinking
something a bit racier.
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We're getting Dreamgirls?
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Don't toy with
me, white woman.
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Actually, Jeff, I was thinking that
you and I could rent an explicit video,
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watch it in our bedroom...
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and see where the
evening takes us.
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Wow! What brought this on?
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Yesterdays Oprah was all about the
dangers of being addicted to pornography.
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And I thought, on the road to addiction
you can have a pretty good time.
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All right guys. Lock it down.
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I got an interesting proposition
and I need your advice.
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This morning Steph suggested
that we get an adult video.
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Ok.
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I'm gonna need you to tell
me everything everyone said
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with the exact inflection
in which they said it.
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Ok, well, I was heading out
for work, and Steph said...
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Wait, wait, wait. Is his wife hot?
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Hot enough that their
marriage makes no sense.
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Go.
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Uh, Steph said that it might be
fun if we got a video with, uh,
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adult content.
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This is big boy stuff.
You got to get that tape now.
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Yeah, if you don't burn a personal day
doing this, then you are dead to me.
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Oh, no, no. I
got the tape.
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Already? It's
8:06 in the morning.
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Yeah, well, let me tell you,
the pre-dawn adult video crowd-- freaky.
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You know, and it
got me thinking,
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is this really the right thing
for me and Steph to be doing?
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'Cause our lovemaking
it's really beautiful.
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You shut your mouth!
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You have just been given a gift
that men everywhere only dream about.
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And you question
it? How dare you.
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I have been dropping hints to
Joy for 20 years, and nothing.
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But you-- you-- you
lucky son of a bitch,
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your wife actually suggests it
and you say you're not sure?
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Well, you better
get sure, mister.
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It's just... that
I've never seen one.
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Really? You been
to a bachelor party?
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Or his house ever?
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No. I'm a nice person.
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This is fantastic.
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It's like seeing Disneyland for
the first time through a child's eyes.
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Don't worry, kid, we're
gonna get you through this.
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First things first,
did you get the right tape?
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What do you mean the right tape?
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All right, Jeff.
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In the adult movie genre,
there are 2 distinct categories.
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There's the stuff
you watch by yourself
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and the stuff you watch
with your lady friend.
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The stuff you watch by
yourself can be anything.
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Because I don't judge me.
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The stuff you watch together
needs to be tasteful, appropriate.
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Dare I say romantic.
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I don't know what I got.
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I locked eyes with a guy
in a trench coat,
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I grabbed a video, and I
got the hell out of there.
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Ok, show it to papa.
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I don't think
i've seen this one.
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Oh, it's directed by Randy Randay.
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I'm not familiar with his work.
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Yeah, me neither.
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And volume 23 of anything
is not a good sign.
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You're gonna have to
give this a pre-screening
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Oh, no you see,
I can't wat without her.
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She knows I've never
seen this stuff before,
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so, you know, I've
got to seem green.
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All right, I'll
watch it for you.
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Eh, you know what, I'll watch it.
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Nah, I'll be happy to watch it.
- No, I'll do it.
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Guys, why don't you
just watch it together?
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Just take it.
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So, how was the gym?
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Shut up.
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Oh, come on, I'm kidding.
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You ok?
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Listen, you know, you came
back from a long hiatus.
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You can't expect to do 7
hard minutes on a treadmill
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without being medevacked
to the hospital.
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You know what? Now you
can't have my jell-O.
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This isn't so bad, huh?
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Look at you, you got a
remote-controlled bed and room service.
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And hey, guess who's not gonna miss
a minute of her favorite tv programs.
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What do you got there, green?
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Anyway, the doctor said that, uh,
I have a slight concussion
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and they want to keep me
over night for observation.
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Oh, over night, huh?
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You want to stay with me?
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Do I?
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It would be a blast.
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I mean, I'm not afraid
of any microscopic germs
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or random diseases.
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This is sweet, huh?
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So, I assume you get the bed?
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Oh, well, you know
what, I'm just going to, um,
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crash right here on this lightly
padded windowsill that should...
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yeah.
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Fantastic.
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And you know, if my neck
hurts in the morning,
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I'll already be
at the hospital.
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Just go.
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Love you.
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Ok.
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Hey, uh, Eddie, it's Jeff.
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Uh, if you're
there, pick up.
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Ok, uh.
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Just wanted to see if you'd
watched that video for me yet.
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Steph's getting kind of antsy.
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Anyway, uh, we're really kind of
excited to get going over here.
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So...
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just wanted to see
where you're at on that.
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Ok, easy, easy. Baby steps.
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Eddie, it's ok. I can walk.
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That's what you said about
running, and look where that got you.
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Here. Ha ha.
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All right, let
me help you here.
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Thanks.
- You bet. Ok.
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What was that?
- What was what?
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You just grabbed
something from the couch.
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Maybe it was your wcome-home gift.
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Aw, let me see it.
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No, I haven't
wrapped it yet.
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I dot care
about that--
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yeah, but I do.
Presentation is everything.
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Will you let me see
it? I-- Come on. I--
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no. Later. You got me a gift.
I want you to rest first.
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Oh, look! A sandwi!
- Where?
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You seem disappointed.
Do you have that one?
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You have got to be kidding me.
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All right, listen to me. Steph
wanted to watch this with Jeff.
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And he had never
seen one before.
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So, he basically begged me to preview
it for him last night. That's all.
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Last night, while I
was in the hospital?
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See, that seems like
one of those questions
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where there's no answer
that would please you.
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You are unbelievable.
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It wasn't for me. I
watched it for the boy.
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Boy, my...
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What do we have here?
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It's a foot-long hoagie
wrapper and 3 beers.
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You had quite a little date with
yourself last night, didn't you?
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You wined and dined you.
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Guess you had to put
out after that, huh?
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Look, I said that i was willing to
sleep on that little window sill.
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And you suggested
that I come home.
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It's a very fuzzy line with
you, Joy. What are the rules?
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What are the rules?
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How about... don't watch porn
while I'm in the hospital?
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Hey, why didn't you pick up the
phone? I need to get my porn...
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flakes.
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She knows.
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What's the holdup, dude? I thought we were
gonna try to get this done before letterman.
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You guys done with this?
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Yes. I want to thank you for
bringing this into our lives.
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I see what's going on here.
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Joy, if I may, this is nothing
more than a documentation
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of 2 consenting adults...
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ok, sometimes 3...
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enJoying the most natural
of human behaviors.
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Get out of my house.
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Ok.
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Uh, honey, I'll
just be a minute.
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I just need to ask Eddie a
quick school-related question.
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Go straight to scene 3.
- Thank you.
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You know what?
I'm gonna go to bed.
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I'm sorry that
they took your dvd.
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If you're looking for further inspiration, you
should probably go to one of those websites
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that you think that I
don't know that you go to.
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All right, listen. I'm
really sorry you're upset.
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I really am.
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But I have to say, I think that some wives
don't seem to have a problem with this.
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What are you saying?
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I think that sometimes
re a little prude.
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Think very, very carefully.
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Are you sure you
want to say that?
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You know what? I am.
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Ok, you know what? You want to
be more like Jeff and Steph?
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You want to watch something
together? Bring it on, tough guy!
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Yeah, right. Sure.
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Oh, no. I'm serious. Who knows?
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Maybe it will spice
things up a little.
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"Spice things up"?
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Yeah. I mean, it wouldn't
hurt to introduce a new move
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in the bedroom once every
quarter century or so.
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Oh, you want spice?
I'll bring the spice.
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Yeah, you're gonna need a spice rack for
all the spice that I'm bringing, baby.
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Because you just flipped the
lid on the cayenne pepper, sister!
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All right, lock it down, guys.
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Lock it down!
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Big man in crisis.
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Ok, listen. Joy wants us to
get one of your fancy videos.
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Ok. I'm gonna need you to tell
me everything everyone said
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in the exact inflection
which which they said it.
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Ok, all right. Well, Joy and I
were in the living room and--
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what was she wearing?
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I don't remember. I guess something
that highlighted her boobs.
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Locking in visual... and go.
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All right. She wants to
take a trip to naughty town.
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And she also said that an explicit
video might help, and I quote...
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"spice things up.
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Steph and I spiced things
up 3 times last night.
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Really? Ok. I'm gonna
need you to tell me--
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not now, karl!
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I'm freaking out here.
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Why? You said this
is what you wanted.
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It was, until it got real.
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Do you have any idea
what's on those tapes?
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Young, flexible men with incredible
stamina and top-of-the-line equipment,
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doing things so
well that somebody said
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, "oh, my god, grab a camera.
We gotta get this on tape.
245
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:31,368
"See, Eddie, I actually
found that inspiring.
246
00:15:31,467 --> 00:15:33,268
Yeah, well, that's
because you're young.
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I can barely touch my toes anymore.
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I'm this close to
getting velcro sneakers.
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00:15:37,867 --> 00:15:40,233
And it's all your fault!
- Me?
250
00:15:40,332 --> 00:15:43,368
Yes. If you hadn't dragged me
through your tawdry bedroom escapades.
251
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, I'd be having safe,
boring, red-state sex right now
252
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You asked me for the tape.
253
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'Cause you didn't have
the stones to watch it!
254
00:15:51,767 --> 00:15:53,768
What are you talking about?
- Guys, guys!
255
00:15:53,867 --> 00:15:55,700
Don't fight!
256
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:58,300
Porn is supposed
to bring us together.
257
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:03,768
Well, I'm sorry. I
just can't do this.
258
00:16:03,867 --> 00:16:05,633
Oh, can't you?
259
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,633
Let me tell you
something, mister.
260
00:16:07,732 --> 00:16:10,718
Just the other day, I stood
trembling in this very room,
261
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ready to throw away the most
magical night of my life,
262
00:16:14,259 --> 00:16:17,081
until my friend Eddie stark
had the courage to admit
263
00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:20,000
that he would trade places
with me in a heartbeat.
264
00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:21,700
Look at you now!
265
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,400
You're finally standing
on ecstacy's doorstep,
266
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:27,100
and you're whining like a nancy!
267
00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:31,868
What's the matter, Eddie?
My heaven ain't good enough for you?
268
00:16:31,967 --> 00:16:34,900
How dare me? How dare you!
269
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,033
I'm gonna level with you.
270
00:16:44,132 --> 00:16:47,300
I'm working a pretty
big man crush right now.
271
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,000
Are you ready
for some Eddie?
272
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:02,500
You got the thing?
273
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,433
This should be good.
274
00:17:04,532 --> 00:17:06,618
It was under staff favorites.
275
00:17:06,717 --> 00:17:08,800
This was one of "walt's picks.
276
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:13,300
"Ok, walt, let's see what you
watch in your mommy's basement.
277
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:16,533
You sure you wanna do this?
278
00:17:16,632 --> 00:17:19,968
Because it feels a lot like that time
you asked to see the little webbing
279
00:17:20,067 --> 00:17:23,368
between my first and second toe
and after I showed it to you,
280
00:17:23,467 --> 00:17:25,900
you were like, "oh, my god.
I wish I hadn't seen that.
281
00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:29,800
Yeah. All righty.
- Just hit play and keep your socks on.
282
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:34,200
Okey-dokey.
283
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:35,900
Here we go.
284
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,900
Ok.
285
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,300
Ooh, a construction site.
286
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,200
And I'm guessing
that is the foreman.
287
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:56,300
Excuse me, ma'am. This
is a hard-hat area.
288
00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:59,900
It sure is.
289
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,700
What
- ok.
290
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,500
Well, good for you, but I
might need a little more.
291
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:32,500
Are you unhappy
with our lovemaking?
292
00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:37,100
What?
293
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,833
Well, why did you say...
"spice things up"?
294
00:18:40,932 --> 00:18:44,668
If that was just to get back at me for
what I did while you were in the hospital,
295
00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:47,000
well, then, mission accomplished.
296
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,468
It's not that I
was in the hospital.
297
00:18:52,567 --> 00:18:54,800
It's why I was there.
298
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:59,718
Eddie, I was lying in that bed and
I was feeling horrible about myself
299
00:18:59,817 --> 00:19:04,200
because I couldn't last 3 minutes
on a treadmill, and you're here...
300
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,500
watching these
young... hotties...
301
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,333
while you...
302
00:19:10,432 --> 00:19:12,800
played a little
five-on-one.
303
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,300
Wait a minute.
304
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000
You're feeling insecure?
305
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:26,533
Maybe.
306
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:29,700
Hey, you're fantastic.
307
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,933
Do you know how lucky I feel when
we're walking through the mall
308
00:19:33,032 --> 00:19:37,700
and guys turn to see you in one of
your tops that barely gets the job done?
309
00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:41,600
I'm so proud of you.
310
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,368
Really?
311
00:19:45,467 --> 00:19:46,933
Yes. Joy...
312
00:19:47,032 --> 00:19:48,933
you're beautiful.
313
00:19:49,032 --> 00:19:52,500
I mean, if you wanted to, you could
be a porn star just like that.
314
00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:56,900
So could you.
315
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:02,200
All right. See, that's
why i'm feeling insecure.
316
00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:05,100
That, and also 'cause
i only have 4 moves.
317
00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:09,400
Actually... it's
really just 3 moves.
318
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:14,600
'Cause the last one is pretty
much just you getting off my hair.
319
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:19,800
But they're the right 3 moves.
320
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:24,433
It's like... I like
chocolate ice cream, right?
321
00:20:24,532 --> 00:20:27,800
And even when you take me to that
place that has all the mix-ins,
322
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:30,568
I'm still gonna
get the chocolate.
323
00:20:30,667 --> 00:20:32,333
You know what I'm saying?
324
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:35,800
If chocolate ice cream
is a euphemism, I do.
325
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,500
Hey, you want to
get some ice cream?
326
00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:50,800
Before or after? 'Cause
they close in, uh, 20 minutes.
327
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,800
I gotta tell you, I think
we're fine either way.
328
00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:04,200
In and out.
329
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:24,100
Okay. How do you
know him, again?
330
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:28,700
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