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It looks exactly like Quinn.
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Yeah, but it says
"Happy Birthday, Cattie."
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[Scoffs] Well, I can fix that.
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No, no, no! What are you
doing?! No, no, no! Dude!
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I was gonna eat that.
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Sugar!
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- Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm!
- Gross.
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[Ringtone chimes]
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Sorry about that. It's Katarina again.
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Oh, yeah. You mean you're
imaginary girlfriend
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that no one's ever
seen and probably won't,
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- 'cause she's not real?
- She is real.
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- He's coming!
- Okay, okay.
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[Clears throat]
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- Surprise!
-
Happy birthday!
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For he's a jolly good fellow
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Whoa. Hey, Quinn. It's a surprise party.
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We're not escorting you to Con Air.
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Oh! [Laughs] No, I was just...
I was looking for a contact.
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We were just celebrating your return.
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Oh, look at that. "Welcome back, Quinn."
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Really captured my likeness.
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Aw, thank God you're principal again.
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I want to say, it does
feel great to be back,
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and I'm looking forward to, uh,
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putting all that prison stuff behind me.
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[Chuckles] Gets out of prison,
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and he wants to put it all behind him,
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- like near his butthole.
- Loren: Ugh.
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[Laughing]
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See? He gets...
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[Stilted laughing]
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That was funny, Shoemaker. Very funny.
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Now let's get into a little
bit of the business here today.
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All right.
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Coach Peters came down with
a strain of listeria, so, uh...
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he got them from some
Rocky Mountain Ahi nachos,
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so all wrestling meets are canceled.
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Aw, that's a bummer, huh?
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That one parent who occasionally goes
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to one of those things
is gonna be mildly irked.
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There's plenty to enjoy
about wrestling, like...
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that coach from East High.
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- Oh, she's horny again.
- That's gross.
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You know what? I love wrestling.
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Let me do it. I'll
coach wrestling for free.
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Well, we've never beaten
East High anyway, so why not?
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- Wow, dude.
- Oh. Congratulations, man.
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Mmm. Look at this. I have
not had cake in months.
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Oh, really?
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You didn't get a lot of pound
cake when you were in prison?
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- [Laughing loudly]
- As in, in the showers.
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That's a lot of fun. I'll tell you what!
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- Abbey: Oh, geez!
- Aah!
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You want to dance, jackrabbit?!
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You want to dance with me?!
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'Cause I will cut you!
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You better watch yourself
in the showers, okay?
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What the hell are you doing?
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Um...
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what, no... no one ever took an
improv class before? I just...
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Yes, and I'm gonna get out of here.
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Uh, uh...
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That guy's crazy, man!
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I'm not gonna shower at school!
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You might want to think
about taking a shower
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to get that urine off of you.
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- Oh.
- Whoopsie-doodle.
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Well, this isn't my urine.
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You're still actively peeing right now.
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[Laughs]
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Quit wasting my time
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I ain't here for you
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I'm just putting in work
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Till my day is through
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Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb
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- Geoffrey, you got a second?
- Oh, yes, I do.
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Come on in, Tammy. What's up?
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Are you ready to be back
in the captain's chair?
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Yes, I am.
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I don't know. You seemed
pretty wound up back there.
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That was just a couple of alpha dogs
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nipping at each other's napes.
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Now, don't get mad at me, but I
did call that district therapist.
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I'm fine, okay? I'm fine. Look at me.
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You know, when I came in here, I
thought I saw you whittling a shank.
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You're funny. I want to know if you're
ready to be here whittling a shank.
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This is a classic knife and a toothbrush
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and a comically large
toothpick on the bottom
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that you can get at Spencer's Gifts,
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and you just get up all
in your mouth like this...
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- Aah!
- Ohh!
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Mnh! Oh, God.
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- I cut my... I cut my ging...
- Oh!
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Uh, can I have permission
to use the bathroom?!
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No need to ask! No need to ask!
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Oh, God! [Crying]
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[Whimpering]
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[Chuckling nervously]
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Andy: Tall guy, check. Short guy, check.
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Hey, bud!
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Uh, do you mind if I
catch a ride with you
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to your meet at East High?
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Also... unrelated... is
Coach Donnelly gonna be there?
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Probably, right? He's the coach.
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And he's gonna be there, and he's hot.
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- Red hair, check.
- Oh, also unrelated...
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do you happen to know if Coach
Donnelly's divorce went through?
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- I think it did.
- Okay.
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Why d... [Gasps]
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Do you have a crush on Joe Donnelly?!
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What? No. Who is that?
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Oooh!
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- No.
- You do!
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[Laughing]
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Abbey and Joe sittin' in a tree
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K-I-S-S-I-S...
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S-I-P-P-I
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-
In a tree
- Shut up!
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[School bell rings]
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[Grunts]
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God, what were doing?
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Was throwing up the "West
Side" symbol necessary? God...
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Well, your prostate's clear, Shoemaker.
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However, that's not the only thing
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that causes spontaneous urination.
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Okay. Well, what else can cause it?
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Well, in the medical field,
we call it being a huge pussy.
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I'm not a pussy! He had a knife, man!
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It was a cake knife, pussy.
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Clearly, I have a medical issue.
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Low-T! I bet that's what it is!
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I see it on TV all the time.
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Now just give me some supplements,
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and I'll get out of here.
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Obviously, I can't shoot
you up with hormones
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'cause you think you have low-T.
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I think we're done here... pussy.
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Listen. I'm sorry, okay?
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Now, what can I do to convince you?
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- Of what?
- What do you mean "of what?"
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Of what we were just talking about.
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Well, just pretend like I'm
a completely different person
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and give me the elevator pitch.
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I want you to give me
testosterone injections
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so I can be more manly.
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And you should have it.
How much cash you got?
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Oh, uh, I don't know. I think like $80?
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That's exactly how much it costs.
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Scratch that. I'm sorry. $100.
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$100 is exactly how much it
costs for a week's supply,
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- which I have right here.
- Oh.
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So, here and there, and I'll take those.
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Now, listen, before you start treatment,
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I should warn you, there
are some side effects.
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There's oily skin,
breast enlargements...
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Unh!
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- You're gonna start right away?
- Oh!
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Oh, God! That hurt.
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I'm telling you, Geoffrey,
you are as taut as a wire.
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Too much pressure,
and you're gonna snap.
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Tammy, I have seen
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over a dozen Ringling
Brothers shows, okay?
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Let me tell you something.
Those wires never snap.
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Okay? Leave it alone.
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- Hey, Loren, you got a second?
- Not now, Tammy.
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I got to be at the
mathnasium like yesterday,
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or Ethan and Aiden will be stranded,
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and Katarina will have my ass.
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I don't have time to talk
about your fake girlfriend!
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Do these look fake? Huh? Yeah.
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They're like that big. It's awesome.
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Look, Loren, you know Geoffrey
better than anybody else.
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I need you to help me find a subtle way
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- to test his stress levels.
- Okay, you got it.
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- [Fire alarm ringing]
- No! What is...
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There you go, Tammy.
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Let's turn and burn these bacon bitches!
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Stab the first guard you see!
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Okay, uh, uh, kids, back to class!
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- Back to class! It's just a drill!
- It's a drill.
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- Just a drill.
- Heh.
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I know I've been hiding it pretty well,
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but I don't think I'm
readjusting to civilian life.
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Oh, Geoffrey, you have not
been hiding it well, Boo.
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[Crying]
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No, Boo-Boo, no.
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It's okay.
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Let it out, Boo-Boo.
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- I was in prison!
- Oh!
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[Cheers and applause]
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Fairbell, you stink!
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Quit cuddling and wrestle already!
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This is so boring!
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Well, actually, Coach,
it's pretty exciting.
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He's in a Half Nelson right now.
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Yeah, and I'm half interested.
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Um, why are you guys all
wearing the same costume?
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Where are the ringside antics?
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Haven't you ever seen wrestling?
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C-coach, this isn't the WWE.
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Uh, yeah, 'cause you're
doing it wrong. [Gasps]
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- That gives me an idea.
- Get up!
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Donny, blow this air horn
in 10 seconds. Trust me.
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Brett, come with me.
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[Air horn blares]
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[Audience shouting]
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- Whoo!
- Woman: What the...?
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[Cheering]
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Someone just got their Fairbell rung!
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Whoa, Ref, Ref. What the hell was that?!
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That's a fair pin. Both
shoulders were down.
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Yeah, because my kid is unconscious.
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He got hit with a goddamn chair!
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Whoo! Or maybe he just
got his Fairbell rung.
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[Laughing] You like that?
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I just came up with
that... a little earlier.
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Why don't you relax, Coach Fairbell?
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Yeah, well, I'll relax when I'm dead,
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'cause it's about time
you started learning
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what Smoot wrestling's all about.
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Oh, really? Like being the
laughingstock of the district?
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Not anymore. Now there's
a new dog in the yard.
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And this dog bites.
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Uh-oh. Whose dog is this? Nobody knows.
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Sorry. He's watched too much WWE.
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He's just trying to trash-talk
you and not very well.
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- [Growling]
- Referee: All right, that's enough.
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I'm calling this match a draw.
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Rematch next Friday, Smoot High.
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[Cheering]
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Or even walking to your car.
Who comes out of the bushes?
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It's that dog again.
It's jumping up on you.
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[Growling]
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All right, let's dance, little man.
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I'll see you at the match
one week from tonight.
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Yeah, well, normally,
one week from tonight,
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I'd be washing this pot scrubber,
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but I guess I'll be washing
your brains off the mat.
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Well, I'm gonna have my kids with me.
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I guess they're gonna see
their daddy kick your ass
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while providing a court-ordered
safe and supervised environment!
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Bring your kids, 'cause
it's about time they learn
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what a bitch dick their dad is!
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- Ruff ruff!
- Oh! Oh!
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Let's go.
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Joe? Uh, Joe?
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00:09:11,438 --> 00:09:12,771
Joe
250
00:09:12,796 --> 00:09:14,776
Joe, J... sorry. Hi!
251
00:09:14,808 --> 00:09:16,978
- I'm Abbey Logan, the school librarian.
- Yeah.
252
00:09:17,011 --> 00:09:18,613
I'm gonna be at your meet next week,
253
00:09:18,676 --> 00:09:22,336
and, uh, I'm free almost,
um, like every night.
254
00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:23,375
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
255
00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:25,087
You looking for something
to do on the weekends
256
00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:27,121
and occasionally at the
last minute on a weekday?
257
00:09:27,154 --> 00:09:28,624
Oh, my God. Yeah.
258
00:09:28,657 --> 00:09:29,791
How do you feel about pizza?
259
00:09:29,823 --> 00:09:32,794
I can eat like five slices at a time.
260
00:09:32,827 --> 00:09:34,263
Great. You'll hear from me.
261
00:09:34,295 --> 00:09:36,998
What? [Laughing] Yeah!
262
00:09:38,961 --> 00:09:41,303
And that's why Rosa Parks is proof
263
00:09:41,336 --> 00:09:44,472
that one person can make a difference.
264
00:09:44,505 --> 00:09:46,007
- Mr. Shoemaker.
- Yeah.
265
00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:48,643
Do you think Rosa Parks
didn't give up her seat
266
00:09:48,677 --> 00:09:50,479
because she peed her pants?
267
00:09:50,511 --> 00:09:52,347
[Laughter]
268
00:09:53,128 --> 00:09:54,549
Joel's funny. You could honestly...
269
00:09:54,582 --> 00:09:57,452
you could probably
call Joel the Rosa Parks
270
00:09:57,485 --> 00:10:00,588
of making you all write a 15-page paper
271
00:10:00,613 --> 00:10:03,391
on the Civil Rights
movement by tomorrow!
272
00:10:03,424 --> 00:10:04,726
[School bell rings]
273
00:10:04,759 --> 00:10:06,528
Now get out!
274
00:10:06,561 --> 00:10:09,998
Whoa. Nice mustache,
Little League World Series.
275
00:10:10,030 --> 00:10:11,832
Mind if I, uh, check your
birth certificate or what?
276
00:10:11,866 --> 00:10:14,300
You know, I was actually gonna ask
you if I could get some beard oil
277
00:10:14,325 --> 00:10:16,538
- so I could put some on this, you know?
- Oh, you don't need that.
278
00:10:16,571 --> 00:10:18,473
You could just squeegee down
the grease on your forehead
279
00:10:18,505 --> 00:10:21,048
directly into your mustache,
save yourself a few bucks.
280
00:10:21,073 --> 00:10:23,347
I was gonna ask you about relationship
advice. You've clearly got...
281
00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:24,379
- ... something else going on.
- No, no, no!
282
00:10:24,404 --> 00:10:25,650
I've got nothing else going on.
283
00:10:25,675 --> 00:10:26,722
- No, no, no.
- You sure, man?
284
00:10:26,747 --> 00:10:28,182
- Yeah, totally fine.
- You seem off.
285
00:10:28,216 --> 00:10:29,784
Why don't you go ahead? Have a seat.
286
00:10:30,751 --> 00:10:32,853
You don't mind if I push
while we talk, do you?
287
00:10:32,886 --> 00:10:34,514
What do you need a
needle for, Shoemaker?
288
00:10:34,539 --> 00:10:36,024
Ah, it's low-T. It's no big deal.
289
00:10:36,057 --> 00:10:38,860
So, uh, affairs of the heart, bro talk.
290
00:10:38,893 --> 00:10:40,329
Yeah.
291
00:10:40,361 --> 00:10:42,197
Well, I just want to know if
you thought it was too soon
292
00:10:42,230 --> 00:10:45,869
to ask Katarina to go away
with me for the weekend.
293
00:10:45,894 --> 00:10:48,035
Well, I suppose that
depends on whether or not
294
00:10:48,068 --> 00:10:50,730
you're willing to take
it past third base, huh?!
295
00:10:50,755 --> 00:10:52,573
- Are you?! Are you?!
- Yes. Yes.
296
00:10:52,606 --> 00:10:53,902
- You ready to?!
- Of course I am.
297
00:10:53,927 --> 00:10:56,210
But I'm stuck in the...
the batter's box, man.
298
00:10:56,244 --> 00:10:57,984
Between all of Ethan
and Aiden's activities,
299
00:10:58,009 --> 00:10:59,685
by the time we get home
at night, we're just...
300
00:10:59,710 --> 00:11:01,224
so tired, we go to sleep.
301
00:11:01,249 --> 00:11:03,185
So, uh, you're staying there, then?
302
00:11:03,217 --> 00:11:05,553
No, I-I drop her off, and
then... and then I go home.
303
00:11:05,587 --> 00:11:07,616
You just strap it up like that, huh?
304
00:11:07,641 --> 00:11:08,890
For testosterone.
305
00:11:08,923 --> 00:11:12,530
I'll be... completely
honest with you, all right?
306
00:11:12,555 --> 00:11:14,529
- I have a mantra that I live by.
- Yeah. Yeah.
307
00:11:14,562 --> 00:11:16,423
Love is life,
308
00:11:16,448 --> 00:11:19,568
and if you're not
living, you're not loving!
309
00:11:19,601 --> 00:11:21,035
You see what I'm saying there?
310
00:11:21,068 --> 00:11:22,404
- No, not at all.
- Got that?
311
00:11:22,484 --> 00:11:24,179
- That makes no sense at...
- [Grunts]
312
00:11:24,204 --> 00:11:25,765
Now, what... And why would you...
313
00:11:25,790 --> 00:11:26,798
- Oh, God!
- ... put it in your leg...
314
00:11:26,823 --> 00:11:27,837
- And if her tits...
- ... and yet you strapped...
315
00:11:27,862 --> 00:11:29,353
are anywhere near
316
00:11:29,378 --> 00:11:31,569
as incredible as Tammy says
317
00:11:31,594 --> 00:11:33,727
- that you say they are, huh?
- They are.
318
00:11:34,051 --> 00:11:37,907
You take that little Manx on
that weekend getaway with you.
319
00:11:41,672 --> 00:11:42,703
[Door opens]
320
00:11:42,727 --> 00:11:43,995
Tammy:
Geoffrey
321
00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:45,891
Dirty Royce told me to snitch!
322
00:11:45,954 --> 00:11:47,923
Oh, hey, Tam-Tam.
323
00:11:47,955 --> 00:11:50,958
Hey, I-I got a surprise for you.
324
00:11:51,469 --> 00:11:54,102
Jesse? Jesse!
325
00:11:54,127 --> 00:11:56,296
[Laughing]
326
00:11:56,497 --> 00:11:57,965
Oh, my God!
327
00:11:57,998 --> 00:12:01,168
Look at us, making contact again.
328
00:12:01,202 --> 00:12:03,605
I have missed us so much.
329
00:12:03,637 --> 00:12:07,500
What brings you more happiness
than your band, Beard Science?
330
00:12:07,525 --> 00:12:10,617
Yeah, we figured you'd be pretty
raw over how things went down.
331
00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:11,696
Are you kidding?
332
00:12:11,721 --> 00:12:14,692
Guys, I take full
responsibility for our last gig.
333
00:12:14,717 --> 00:12:17,389
I was more talking about
how we hired another singer
334
00:12:17,414 --> 00:12:19,461
and have gone done blown up a bit.
335
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:22,256
We're headlining the
Telluride Bluegrass Festival.
336
00:12:22,290 --> 00:12:24,391
Huh. Telluride.
337
00:12:24,416 --> 00:12:27,516
Well, we have been pretty blessed
since we parted ways with you.
338
00:12:27,541 --> 00:12:30,399
Yeah, and I bought a
Tesla, with blueteeth.
339
00:12:30,424 --> 00:12:32,934
Why don't you guys
play a little something?
340
00:12:32,967 --> 00:12:35,670
You know, sweet bluegrass with friends.
341
00:12:35,703 --> 00:12:38,703
Oh, speaking of friends, we're
collaborating with The Lumineers.
342
00:12:38,728 --> 00:12:40,141
- The Lumineers?
- Yeah.
343
00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:41,780
- Well, good for you.
- Yeah.
344
00:12:41,813 --> 00:12:43,444
Oh, I would tell you
what I've been up to,
345
00:12:43,478 --> 00:12:44,713
but it'd just bore you.
346
00:12:44,746 --> 00:12:48,116
You got all this excitement
with your cars and...
347
00:12:48,149 --> 00:12:50,986
festivals and lack of jobs.
348
00:12:51,019 --> 00:12:54,054
And a one and a two,
and a this is what we do.
349
00:12:54,095 --> 00:12:56,797
When you're down in the
hollow and the creek runs dry
350
00:12:56,824 --> 00:12:59,286
And you look to the
heavens and you ask them why
351
00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:01,463
Go into your cell,
and you hid that knife
352
00:13:01,496 --> 00:13:03,981
And you bribed the guards
so you can take that knife
353
00:13:04,006 --> 00:13:06,501
And you take that life,
and you take it away
354
00:13:06,534 --> 00:13:08,911
They stabbed you in the
back, and that makes it okay
355
00:13:08,936 --> 00:13:10,356
When you're already
getting a headline
356
00:13:10,381 --> 00:13:11,973
You didn't have to work your way up
357
00:13:12,006 --> 00:13:13,708
Like the other musicians had to
358
00:13:13,741 --> 00:13:15,210
And I hope you trip
359
00:13:15,242 --> 00:13:17,411
And you choke on your artist's pass
360
00:13:17,444 --> 00:13:22,550
And I can't even get in to
watch from the side stage!
361
00:13:26,621 --> 00:13:28,255
I like this new you.
362
00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,167
- Oh, hey, Abbey.
- Yeah.
363
00:13:34,192 --> 00:13:36,398
Barely noticed you. I was too
busy looking for a book called
364
00:13:36,430 --> 00:13:40,048
"So Many Doilies: A Guide to
Silent Sex in a Bed & Breakfast."
365
00:13:40,073 --> 00:13:42,988
- Do you have it?
- Uh, Loren, this is a school library.
366
00:13:43,013 --> 00:13:44,098
Why, you ask,
367
00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:45,675
- would I be looking for such a book?
- Didn't ask.
368
00:13:45,707 --> 00:13:47,738
Well, since you must know, I, uh...
369
00:13:47,763 --> 00:13:49,145
am planning a romantic getaway
370
00:13:49,199 --> 00:13:50,207
- for me and my lady.
- [Scoffs]
371
00:13:50,232 --> 00:13:51,378
I wanted to find the perfect spot.
372
00:13:51,411 --> 00:13:53,614
Oh. Look at you.
373
00:13:53,647 --> 00:13:55,783
You know, I would suggest
that we double date,
374
00:13:55,817 --> 00:13:59,020
but I know that you'd be pretty
intimidated by my man, Big Joe.
375
00:13:59,053 --> 00:14:02,082
He's a smoking-hot
former American gladiator.
376
00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:05,650
Who is it? Laser? Hawk? Nitro?
377
00:14:05,675 --> 00:14:07,558
- Laser, isn't it?
- Zephyr.
378
00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:09,064
Yeah, no one's ever heard of Zephyr.
379
00:14:09,097 --> 00:14:10,799
My lady's no stranger
to television, either.
380
00:14:10,832 --> 00:14:13,367
She's a former Miss Former
Yugoslavia, so how about that?
381
00:14:13,401 --> 00:14:14,535
Gross.
382
00:14:14,569 --> 00:14:16,972
And just think, last
week, you almost got fired
383
00:14:17,005 --> 00:14:19,074
for writing a book about [bleep].
384
00:14:19,107 --> 00:14:21,476
You're right. I'm an author.
385
00:14:21,508 --> 00:14:22,877
- Yeah.
- A loser.
386
00:14:22,910 --> 00:14:24,413
You're a loser.
387
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,536
[Whistle blows]
388
00:14:28,569 --> 00:14:30,838
Sorry I'm late. [Grunts]
389
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:33,173
I had to bribe Summer with
an old codeine prescription
390
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,039
in exchange for these costumes.
391
00:14:35,064 --> 00:14:38,212
Now, you guys are used to losing
with your vanilla wrestling,
392
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:41,843
but now that I'm in charge,
get ready for Rocky Road, okay?
393
00:14:41,868 --> 00:14:44,585
Now, the first step to
kicking East right up the A...
394
00:14:44,619 --> 00:14:46,186
pro-wrestler identities.
395
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:48,690
And there's some cool stuff
in here, like this mask.
396
00:14:48,723 --> 00:14:50,224
Like, who are you now?
397
00:14:50,258 --> 00:14:52,027
- Tornado.
- Tornado.
398
00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:54,362
This guy gets it. What else do we have?
399
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,629
Mr. Sparkles!
400
00:14:56,654 --> 00:14:58,399
This stuff's all for fake pro wrestling.
401
00:14:58,432 --> 00:15:00,000
This is a real sport.
402
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:03,370
Fake? Did I just hear
somebody say "fake"?
403
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,156
Does this look fake?
404
00:15:05,181 --> 00:15:07,055
- Hunh!
- Ohh.
405
00:15:07,898 --> 00:15:09,156
Yeah, I don't think so.
406
00:15:09,181 --> 00:15:11,546
Uh, sorry to interrupt this circle jerk,
407
00:15:11,579 --> 00:15:14,734
but I wanted to see the
dummy before the crash test.
408
00:15:14,759 --> 00:15:16,758
The only crash test in here is you.
409
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:20,721
Big Joe and East are gonna
eat you alive, Fairbell.
410
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,617
Since when are you on Big Joe's
team, anyway, Benedict eggs?
411
00:15:23,642 --> 00:15:26,894
Okay, since we started dating, I'm
practically the mother to his children.
412
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:29,764
Get ready to have your Fairbell rung.
413
00:15:31,766 --> 00:15:33,168
[Air brake hisses]
414
00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:36,015
[Dog barking]
415
00:15:36,374 --> 00:15:39,306
Now, what was so important
you had to pull me away
416
00:15:39,340 --> 00:15:40,809
from tending to my toilet wine...
417
00:15:40,841 --> 00:15:42,421
uh, the annual budget?
418
00:15:42,446 --> 00:15:44,921
Well, dogs can be therapeutic
for someone in your position,
419
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,313
so I went down to the shelter,
420
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,581
and I got you one from the
shelter's express kill list.
421
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,817
[Chuckles nervously] Oh, God!
422
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,586
Well, I like his
spirit. What's his name?
423
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:54,754
Gramps.
424
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,322
Why would they name a dog Gramps?
425
00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:59,066
Because if you're not paying
attention, he'll get your nose!
426
00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:00,066
[Giggling]
427
00:16:00,091 --> 00:16:02,001
Give me that back.
428
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:04,730
Probably why he's 37-0.
429
00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:07,267
All right, let's meet
the little guy here.
430
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,598
[Dog growling]
431
00:16:08,623 --> 00:16:09,603
Hey, budd...
432
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,071
Aah! Aah!
433
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,169
[Laughing]
434
00:16:14,194 --> 00:16:16,944
- Geoffrey! He likes you!
- Of course he does, Tammy!
435
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,757
We were two caged beasts
that recently got sprung.
436
00:16:19,782 --> 00:16:20,919
[Laughs] Thank you.
437
00:16:20,944 --> 00:16:22,648
You want to thank me,
take him for a walk.
438
00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:24,116
He ate all my headrests.
439
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,318
Speaking of headrests...
440
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:27,821
- [Both laugh]
- ... he's like a pillow!
441
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,292
[Indistinct conversations]
442
00:16:33,863 --> 00:16:35,365
Oh, God.
443
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:38,257
Why do I feel like I'm line
at a payday loan right now?
444
00:16:38,282 --> 00:16:40,224
Trashy, right? Yeah.
445
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,882
Fairbell got it at the party store.
446
00:16:41,907 --> 00:16:43,882
Apparently, if you
rent 10 bouncy castles,
447
00:16:43,907 --> 00:16:46,757
you get a wrestling ring for free.
448
00:16:46,937 --> 00:16:49,132
What is going on with
your hair, Shoemaker?
449
00:16:49,178 --> 00:16:51,608
Oh, it's the Jason Statham. You dig it?
450
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,647
- Uh, more like Jason Alexander.
- Yeah.
451
00:16:53,672 --> 00:16:55,441
You need to cool it on
the testosterone, buddy.
452
00:16:55,466 --> 00:16:57,480
You got a real Deadpool situation
453
00:16:57,514 --> 00:16:58,498
going on with that acne.
454
00:16:58,523 --> 00:17:00,792
Yeah. Never really
felt better in my life.
455
00:17:00,826 --> 00:17:02,895
[Grunts] Aah!
456
00:17:02,935 --> 00:17:04,273
[Coughs]
457
00:17:04,462 --> 00:17:05,505
Sorry.
458
00:17:05,530 --> 00:17:07,766
Just a gas bubble in my left arm.
459
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,502
I wish my and Joe's kids were here
460
00:17:09,534 --> 00:17:11,570
to watch him mop the
floor with Fairbell.
461
00:17:11,603 --> 00:17:14,173
- How old are his kids?
- Our kids are 6 and 7.
462
00:17:14,205 --> 00:17:16,242
Katarina and I have a 6 and 7-year-old.
463
00:17:16,274 --> 00:17:18,578
I feel like I never really
lived until I had kids.
464
00:17:18,610 --> 00:17:20,647
Yes. It's like I had a
lifestyle, but now I have a life.
465
00:17:20,679 --> 00:17:22,481
[Voice breaking] I haven't
seen my son in 9 months.
466
00:17:22,514 --> 00:17:24,117
We have to get the kids
together to City Park.
467
00:17:24,149 --> 00:17:26,894
I'll ask Katarina. She's meeting
me here for our weekend away.
468
00:17:26,919 --> 00:17:28,253
I don't even think he'd
know what I look like
469
00:17:28,287 --> 00:17:29,455
if I saw him on the street.
470
00:17:29,495 --> 00:17:31,965
- [Bell dings]
- Okay, wrestlers!
471
00:17:32,443 --> 00:17:35,962
For our first match, we
have Johnson from East!
472
00:17:35,994 --> 00:17:37,362
[Cheers and applause]
473
00:17:37,396 --> 00:17:38,531
Whoo!
474
00:17:38,563 --> 00:17:40,265
And McCartney from Smoot!
475
00:17:40,299 --> 00:17:42,635
Correction... the Tornado!
476
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:44,102
The Tornado.
477
00:17:44,136 --> 00:17:46,306
[Theme music plays]
478
00:17:48,174 --> 00:17:49,475
Yeah!
479
00:17:50,909 --> 00:17:52,611
That all you got, Donnelly?!
480
00:17:52,645 --> 00:17:54,414
Go! Go, go, go!
481
00:17:57,204 --> 00:17:58,563
Andy: What?!
482
00:17:58,924 --> 00:18:00,110
What?!
483
00:18:00,401 --> 00:18:01,569
What is that?!
484
00:18:01,594 --> 00:18:03,555
What is... this it's
supposed to be one-on-one!
485
00:18:03,589 --> 00:18:06,826
I just said Johnson. I
didn't say how many Johnsons.
486
00:18:06,859 --> 00:18:09,628
Oh, I fell for the classic
Johnson and Johnsons!
487
00:18:09,662 --> 00:18:12,141
Oh, no more tears.
488
00:18:12,732 --> 00:18:14,133
[Audience groans]
489
00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:17,003
If I wanted a peck on the cheek,
I would've called your mom.
490
00:18:17,035 --> 00:18:18,470
Yeah, gonna be hard to
get a kiss from my mom
491
00:18:18,503 --> 00:18:19,805
with my [bleep] in your mouth.
492
00:18:19,839 --> 00:18:21,808
Sorry, Mom. Get in line.
493
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,208
- [bleep]
- That's pretty good.
494
00:18:23,242 --> 00:18:24,974
- That is pretty good.
- Wow, his trash talk is improving.
495
00:18:24,999 --> 00:18:28,085
That was not a legit
win. Kids come first.
496
00:18:28,110 --> 00:18:29,849
Yeah, and then I [bleep] second,
497
00:18:29,881 --> 00:18:31,484
'cause my [bleep] in your mouth.
498
00:18:32,515 --> 00:18:35,120
- Not a legit win, my ass!
- Andy: Oh!
499
00:18:38,413 --> 00:18:40,826
Was that a sweet kiss from Mommy?
500
00:18:40,859 --> 00:18:42,585
Why don't you give up, Coach?
501
00:18:43,405 --> 00:18:45,349
Oh, no, I'm just getting started.
502
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:46,841
I'm gonna go get changed.
503
00:18:46,866 --> 00:18:49,601
I'll be back in this
ring for... for you.
504
00:18:49,635 --> 00:18:51,132
Your funeral.
505
00:18:52,804 --> 00:18:54,707
Oh! Oh.
506
00:18:56,141 --> 00:18:57,943
Take it all off!
507
00:18:57,976 --> 00:18:59,678
Unh!
508
00:18:59,712 --> 00:19:01,047
That's all just water muscle.
509
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,849
The minute that guys stops working out,
510
00:19:02,881 --> 00:19:04,581
that just turns into fat.
511
00:19:04,614 --> 00:19:06,025
Fat! [Groans]
512
00:19:06,051 --> 00:19:07,352
Loren: Ethan, Aiden!
513
00:19:07,386 --> 00:19:08,850
Abbey: Oh, Aiden and Ethan!
514
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:10,022
Hey, little dude. How's it going?
515
00:19:10,054 --> 00:19:11,389
- Up here.
- Hi! Come here.
516
00:19:11,414 --> 00:19:13,671
- Wait. How do you know Ethan and Aiden?
- How do you know Ethan and Aiden?
517
00:19:13,696 --> 00:19:14,797
What's up, little guys?
518
00:19:15,073 --> 00:19:17,442
Thank God you're here to
take them off my hands.
519
00:19:17,467 --> 00:19:21,007
And why am I meeting you at
my ex-husband's wrestling meet?
520
00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:23,735
[Bell dings]
521
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,705
Announcer: Uh-oh. Did
somebody lose a dog?
522
00:19:26,739 --> 00:19:31,529
Get ready for the Jack
Russell Terrorizer!
523
00:19:31,554 --> 00:19:33,687
- What the...?
- [Panting]
524
00:19:35,781 --> 00:19:37,048
Who's walking who?!
525
00:19:37,081 --> 00:19:38,460
[Panting continues]
526
00:19:39,843 --> 00:19:43,555
Uh-oh! Somebody's off-leash!
527
00:19:43,589 --> 00:19:45,390
[Sniffing]
528
00:19:45,424 --> 00:19:47,560
I've been left home alone all day,
529
00:19:47,592 --> 00:19:49,728
and I just got into your bathroom trash.
530
00:19:49,762 --> 00:19:51,330
What are you gonna do?
531
00:19:51,362 --> 00:19:53,331
So, wait a minute. I'm
the trash in this scenario?
532
00:19:53,365 --> 00:19:54,834
[Panting]
533
00:19:54,867 --> 00:19:57,003
Aaah!
534
00:19:57,922 --> 00:20:00,305
Looks like I just put this dog down!
535
00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:02,416
Fake! Fake!
536
00:20:02,441 --> 00:20:05,578
Look at this gym poseur trying
to act like he's all swole!
537
00:20:05,610 --> 00:20:06,945
Dude, he can hear you, Shoemaker.
538
00:20:06,978 --> 00:20:08,580
Glad he can hear me! You know why?
539
00:20:08,605 --> 00:20:11,085
'Cause anybody could
take out Forrest Gimp.
540
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:12,651
But I'd like to see you
541
00:20:12,685 --> 00:20:14,921
try to take on somebody your own size!
542
00:20:14,954 --> 00:20:16,243
Oh, yeah? You know anyone?
543
00:20:16,268 --> 00:20:18,757
Let me see if I can find their
number. Oh, wait! It's me!
544
00:20:18,791 --> 00:20:20,376
Bring it in.
545
00:20:22,394 --> 00:20:23,830
You want some of this, buddy? Huh?
546
00:20:23,862 --> 00:20:26,212
You ain't so big in person.
547
00:20:26,237 --> 00:20:28,106
Yeah.
548
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:30,136
Ooh.
549
00:20:32,137 --> 00:20:34,541
Ohh! Ohh!
550
00:20:35,407 --> 00:20:36,641
[Audience groans]
551
00:20:36,675 --> 00:20:38,778
Oh! That's so great, baby!
552
00:20:38,811 --> 00:20:40,703
- I'm so proud of you!
- Number two!
553
00:20:41,047 --> 00:20:43,836
"Baby"? He's not your baby.
554
00:20:44,817 --> 00:20:47,787
Katarina? Wait. You
brought your babysitter?
555
00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:51,123
Is this the creep who's been showing
Ethan and Aiden violent cartoons?
556
00:20:51,156 --> 00:20:53,960
Bro, it was "Clone Wars." That's PG.
557
00:20:53,993 --> 00:20:55,628
I'm gonna get some popcorn.
558
00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:57,397
Ethan and Aiden, I'll get some
popcorn. I'll be right back.
559
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:58,798
Come here, you little [bleep].
560
00:20:58,830 --> 00:21:00,733
Get up here. Get your ass in there!
561
00:21:00,765 --> 00:21:03,680
No, no, no, no, no! No, no!
562
00:21:05,603 --> 00:21:08,149
Donnelly, this is bigger
than you or me, man!
563
00:21:08,336 --> 00:21:09,852
This is about love, okay?
564
00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:11,910
[Audience groans]
565
00:21:12,225 --> 00:21:14,367
Oh-ho. Okay.
566
00:21:15,179 --> 00:21:18,058
Katarina, before I lose consciousness,
567
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:20,438
I think it's time we
took it to the next level!
568
00:21:21,552 --> 00:21:22,821
[Audience groans]
569
00:21:22,855 --> 00:21:24,375
[Cheers and applause]
570
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,624
You get your hands off of him!
571
00:21:27,649 --> 00:21:31,496
This ends now, Donnelly.
572
00:21:31,938 --> 00:21:34,639
It's gonna end right now.
573
00:21:34,664 --> 00:21:35,834
[Laughter]
574
00:21:35,868 --> 00:21:38,945
So I guess I have to embarrass
everyone at this school?
575
00:21:38,970 --> 00:21:40,483
You know, about an hour ago,
576
00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:42,459
I would've grabbed a
dumbbell from the yard,
577
00:21:42,484 --> 00:21:43,708
beat you over the head so I could see
578
00:21:43,742 --> 00:21:45,211
what your meathead brains look like.
579
00:21:45,243 --> 00:21:47,178
But I guess today's your lucky day.
580
00:21:47,212 --> 00:21:50,881
'Cause I had a close friend
help me conquer my demons.
581
00:21:50,906 --> 00:21:53,139
So, bait me all you want,
582
00:21:53,164 --> 00:21:55,521
but I am now on the path
of the peaceful ma...
583
00:21:55,553 --> 00:21:56,888
[Chokes, coughs]
584
00:21:56,922 --> 00:21:58,858
[Dog barking, snarling]
585
00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:02,128
Donnelly: Ohh! Ohh! Get him off me!
586
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,361
N-o-o-o-o!
587
00:22:03,395 --> 00:22:06,732
Gramps, however, is on
a very different path.
588
00:22:06,764 --> 00:22:08,066
[Screaming]
589
00:22:08,099 --> 00:22:10,666
Oh, your beautiful body!
590
00:22:13,315 --> 00:22:15,451
Your hair's growing in
pretty nicely there, Statham.
591
00:22:15,484 --> 00:22:16,869
Thank you.
592
00:22:16,894 --> 00:22:20,635
Yeah, uh, Dr. Green has me on
a round of estrogen treatment
593
00:22:20,660 --> 00:22:23,276
to help offset all the horrific damage
594
00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:24,971
I did with the testosterone.
595
00:22:25,034 --> 00:22:26,268
That's medically sound.
596
00:22:26,293 --> 00:22:28,103
And I apologize if I'm fidgeting a bit,
597
00:22:28,136 --> 00:22:31,213
but my nipples are extremely sensitive.
598
00:22:31,238 --> 00:22:34,510
Man, if Big Joe Donnelly thinks
I'm gonna take this lying down,
599
00:22:34,543 --> 00:22:36,478
he's gonna another thing coming.
600
00:22:36,511 --> 00:22:38,557
As soon as my two halves fuse together,
601
00:22:38,582 --> 00:22:41,651
it's on... rematch, in a cage.
602
00:22:41,683 --> 00:22:44,362
We'll see if he's still laughing
when I'm biting his [bleep].
603
00:22:44,387 --> 00:22:46,956
Leave the guy alone. He's
barely got a face left.
604
00:22:46,988 --> 00:22:48,457
Welp, it's official.
605
00:22:48,489 --> 00:22:51,527
According to Facebook, Joe
and Katarina are back together,
606
00:22:51,566 --> 00:22:54,197
- and "it's complicated."
- I saw that.
607
00:22:54,252 --> 00:22:56,731
Ugh! Did you and Joe
ever actually, like,
608
00:22:56,772 --> 00:22:58,346
uh, unite the clans or...?
609
00:22:58,371 --> 00:23:00,018
No, we never even kissed.
610
00:23:00,043 --> 00:23:01,570
- What about you and Katarina?
- No.
611
00:23:01,603 --> 00:23:03,573
Not even, like, an awkward side hug.
612
00:23:03,598 --> 00:23:05,575
So I guess we were just babysitters.
613
00:23:05,607 --> 00:23:08,190
Yeah, I always wondered why Joe
was never on any of our dates.
614
00:23:08,215 --> 00:23:10,213
Katarina just stuffed a
$20 in my front shirt pocket
615
00:23:10,246 --> 00:23:11,573
- at the end of every night.
- [Scoffs]
616
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:15,884
Everyone, I would,
uh, like to apologize.
617
00:23:15,918 --> 00:23:17,420
I thought that I was strong enough
618
00:23:17,452 --> 00:23:19,488
to go through prison and
not be affected by it,
619
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,357
but I was wrong, and I'm
learning now that that's okay.
620
00:23:22,391 --> 00:23:24,660
And to you, Mr. Shoemaker,
621
00:23:24,692 --> 00:23:27,395
I feel that I owe a personal apology.
622
00:23:27,429 --> 00:23:30,365
No! Stop right there. Okay?
623
00:23:30,399 --> 00:23:34,479
Because you had me at "Mr. Shoemaker."
624
00:23:34,769 --> 00:23:37,405
And this just may be
the estrogen talking,
625
00:23:37,439 --> 00:23:40,075
but I think you are one hell of a man!
626
00:23:40,109 --> 00:23:42,078
Thank you for that.
627
00:23:42,111 --> 00:23:44,573
And it is without question
the estrogen talking.
628
00:23:44,598 --> 00:23:47,042
- I wouldn't say it otherwise.
- I'll take it.
629
00:23:48,026 --> 00:23:50,588
Hey, Coach Peters, feeling better?
630
00:23:50,613 --> 00:23:51,839
I was feeling a lot better,
631
00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:54,257
till I got a call from
the state athletic board!
632
00:23:54,289 --> 00:23:58,260
The school got suspended from
competition for six months,
633
00:23:58,294 --> 00:23:59,932
because this ass clown right here
634
00:23:59,957 --> 00:24:03,532
decided to take the noble
sport of man-on-man wrestling
635
00:24:03,565 --> 00:24:06,102
and turn it into some
sort of freak show!
636
00:24:06,134 --> 00:24:07,469
You're welcome.
637
00:24:09,938 --> 00:24:12,074
[Chuckles] Yep.
638
00:24:12,106 --> 00:24:13,776
If I had to, uh, do it all over again,
639
00:24:13,808 --> 00:24:15,443
I wouldn't change a thing.
640
00:24:16,284 --> 00:24:19,248
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641
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:22,335
goes to Beard Science,
featuring The Lumineers.
642
00:24:23,406 --> 00:24:25,287
I cannot catch a break.
643
00:24:25,367 --> 00:24:28,617
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