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Yay!
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So happy that you guys
are all here today,
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especially the media.
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Stop sucking up.
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Quit stalling. Where
are the LaMar's Donuts?
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- At the end.
- [Sighs]
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I'd like to introduce a
new section of our library
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dedicated to the history of Smoot High.
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[Chuckles]
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Okay, here I go.
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Chugga-chugga-chugga
chugga-chugga-chugga
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Chugga-chugga-chugga
chugga-chugga-chugga.
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Smoot High!
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I call it "The Smootsonian."
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- [Sighs]
- Because it's, like, cute.
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It's like The Smithsonian, but it's a...
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Oh.
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[Laughs loudly]
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Thank you, Fairbell.
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He's not laughing at you.
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He read a "Marmaduke" earlier,
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and it's just catching up with him.
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It's like, "Who's walking who?"
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- He's, like, a horse.
- Yeah, okay, we get it.
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Anyway, I found all this
stuff in our basement.
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Can you believe that?
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Including these slides.
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Lights, please.
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Here we go!
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Okay, this is what our
school used to look like.
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It says, "The School."
Isn't that adorable?
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[Chuckles]
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Uh, this is our founder
and first principal,
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John "Big Whiskey" Chandler.
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It was under his tutelage
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that we became an athletic powerhouse.
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What?
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So we weren't always
the Fighting Tariffs.
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At one point, we were the...
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- "Rappin'" Apaches.
- _
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Isn't that cool? Wicka-wicka-wicka?
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Hey, Abbey, shouldn't
"rappin'" have two P's in it?
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Wicka-wicka-wha?
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- [Laughing] Holy [bleep]
- Wow.
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We were the Smoot High Raping Apaches?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.
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- Wow!
- That's all right.
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The show is over.
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- It's still on you.
- Oh, what.
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Eddie, it's your sixth year
here. No one's impressed.
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Quit wasting my time
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I ain't here for you
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I'm just putting in work
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Till my day is through
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[Groans]
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The Rapin' Apaches.
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Who even names a team that?
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Right, Rod, 'cause no team in history
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has never had a racist mascot.
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Not like the Atlanta Braves
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or the Washington Redskins
or the Cleveland Indians.
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No, I meant cause the plural
of Apache is just Apache.
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But yeah, whatever you're saying, man.
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- What's going on, guys?
- Oh, my God.
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You smell like a Subway
sandwich shop at noon.
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- Delicious.
- For?
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They mean yeast. You brewing, Loren?
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No. What... Rod, come on!
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Brewing beer at school's illegal.
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- [Laughs]
- I would never do that.
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- Hey, remember how Abbey's racist?
- Wait, I am not racist!
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I love Native Americans.
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I didn't create the Raping
Apaches. I just found it.
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Excuse me, could you please watch
your language around the baby?
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I'm sorry.
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God, have I told you how
much I hate flour baby week?
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It's not flour baby week.
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It's "It Takes a Village
With Flour Babies" week.
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Plus, it's important that
I teach my health kids
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about being nurturing parents.
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Isn't that right, Geremy?
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[High-pitched voice]
That's right, daddy.
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[Normal voice] Oop. Little burp?
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Uh, what kind of name is Geremy?
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It's a combination of
my two favorite names...
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Gary and Geremy.
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Well, word's out.
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Now libtard bloggers
everywhere are all up in arms
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about this Apache nonsense.
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There it is. You know what, Cattie?
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These libtard bloggers, they
have a right to be upset!
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More and more voices
are silenced every day
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by the entitled white man!
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Shoemaker is right.
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- You know, when I was growing up...
- Tammy, I'm talking.
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You know, we have to
work harder as a people
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to be more responsive
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to the voices of our
oppressed brothers and sisters.
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You know, sometimes
I feel invisible, too?
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Again with the interrupting. God!
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Well, great. I lost my train of thought.
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Tammy Sherman, everyone.
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Well, anyway,
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seems the school board had a pow-wow
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about all the negative publicity
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and are demanding we bring in a group
of Native American kids for the day.
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Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Native American kids
are coming here to Smoot?
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Yeah, some B.S. photo-op
where we bring the kids in,
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they smile, we take pictures,
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blah-blah-blah, wah-wah-wah,
we're not racist anymore.
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Are you kidding?
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I've been preparing
for this my whole life.
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What are they? Are they
Kiowa, Paiute, Shoshone?
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No, no, no. Don't tell
me. I want to be surprised.
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Well I'll be damned.
You're not entirely useless!
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What do you say you become our liaison
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to Native American Affairs?
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I would be honored.
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God, this could usher in
a new era of tolerance!
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Just take some pictures
and make us look good
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while I visit this
dang reservation school.
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Another dumbass demand by the district.
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[Chuckles]
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Oh, and by the way,
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the, uh, library will be
closed, uh, until further notice.
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- Wait. Wh... wh-wh-why? why?
- Thank God.
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Well, apparently, our library
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is where all the Smoot
skeletons are buried.
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- Yeah.
- [Groans]
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Cattie, real quick,
I'd like to talk to you
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about some changes to the parking lot.
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- [Cellphone alarm sounds]
- Oh, that's just, um, my reminder
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that I have to get to class.
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Nothing to do with
brewing. [Laughs nervously]
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Hey, go Rapin' Apaches! Huh?
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- Shh.
- Sorry, Geremy.
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You know, Fairbell,
the library's closed,
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and I don't have anything to do.
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And I used to be a doula, so...
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Congrats.
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Well, I was actually talking about
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maybe helping you with your class.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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But first, you got to
change Geremy's poopy diaper.
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- [Thump]
- Ohh!
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[Whispering] Don't worry.
It's just a Mr. Goodbar.
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Himalayan sea salt.
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[Liquid bubbling]
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A little rose water.
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And just a pinch of ancho chili.
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- [Bleep] What?
- Hey, Don Michelob.
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- I know what you're doing.
- Yeah.
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- And you're doing it wrong.
- You know what, Rod?
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When I need a consultation
on a 30 rack of Natty Light,
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you'll be my first call.
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But I'm actually working on
something above your pay grade.
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Let me guess... amber
head, tinny after taste?
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How'd you know that?
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Are you a brewer?
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Was. My passion now is
distilling creme de menthe.
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Cr?me de menthe?
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Can't you just buy that
for like $12 a bottle?
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I make it for $11.50.
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Although I've been burned before.
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Literally.
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The combustion point of cr?me de
menthe is 88 degrees Fahrenheit.
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- 88? That's like a warm spring day.
- Yeah.
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That's why it's the most
dangerous of all the aperitifs.
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That's why nobody makes it anymore.
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Oh, I thought it was because
it tastes like elf [bleep]
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Well, I can see my
help here isn't wanted.
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No, no, no, Rod, I'm just joking around.
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You gotta help me, dude. I am
so close to perfecting this.
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Come on.
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All right. I'll help you.
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- Yes!
- But if we're gonna do this,
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we're gonna do this the right way.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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What are you looking at?
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[School bell rings]
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Hello. My eyes are up here.
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Thank you.
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All right, now my mom always taught me
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that if you want to get
a baby to breastfeed,
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sweeten the spout with a little sugar.
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Of course, sugar will gum up the works,
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so you just pop these in the dishwasher.
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Just like Mom used to make.
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Okay, I think I'm gonna stop you there.
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Uh, do not put your
breasts in the dishwasher,
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and you don't have to
trick babies with sugar.
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Breastfeeding is the most
natural impulse that they have.
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- I'm gonna stop you right there.
- Why?
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I've been teaching this
class for seven years,
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so I think I know a little bit
more about how breasts work.
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Thanks for trying.
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As a woman who's had actual
breasts for... nine years,
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I think that I'm a little more qualified
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to talk about them.
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[Laughs]
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I mean, have I actually
breastfed a baby? No.
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But, you know, sometimes
the timing is not right,
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no matter how much Tom's mom
wants you to have a kid. [Chuckles]
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So you sneak off during
Thanksgiving dinner
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and you go to the Rite
Aid and buy a Plan B pill.
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But Tom has an actual family now.
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I know that from Facebook!
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But I'm happy for him.
I'm very happy for him.
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Okay, thanks, Abbey,
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for oversharing that super-sad story.
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We're gonna go to lunch.
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When we get back, we're
gonna start our village.
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Get ready to be parents.
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Who doesn't love babies!
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[Laughs]
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I know [bleep] Tom does!
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- Language.
- This is gonna be fun!
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Move out of the way, Dawn!
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[Laughs]
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Yes! Friends.
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Welcome to Smoot.
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Oh, this is great. Come on, gather in.
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Hi. My name is William Shoemaker.
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But you can call me Billiam.
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[Chuckles]
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Anyway, welcome to Smoot.
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And what is your name?
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Whoa, man. Todd.
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Oh. You don't have to use
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your Anglo oppressors' name here, okay?
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You feel free to use
your First Nation name.
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First Nation? Oh, you
mean like the bank?
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Oh, they just call me Todd there.
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No. No, your tribal name.
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Ohh, right. My tribal name.
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It's, um... Stands Before Asshole.
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[Laughter]
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[Fake laughing]
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That... That's funny.
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Humor is rich amongst your people.
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I see now.
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But then it would have to be
given all that you've endured.
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Yeah.
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Well, nice to meet you, Stands.
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Your long, arduous
journey ends right here.
253
00:08:48,648 --> 00:08:50,451
Okay. Where's your lunch room at?
254
00:08:50,484 --> 00:08:53,220
Yeah. God, of course,
you must be famished.
255
00:08:53,254 --> 00:08:56,057
Please, this way. I've got
a surprise prepared for you.
256
00:08:56,090 --> 00:08:58,132
[Chuckles] This guy's
oozing white guilt.
257
00:08:58,157 --> 00:08:59,961
I know. This is gonna be hilarious.
258
00:09:02,545 --> 00:09:06,182
259
00:09:06,207 --> 00:09:07,842
Aw, sweet, pizza.
260
00:09:07,867 --> 00:09:09,699
What? Please.
261
00:09:09,723 --> 00:09:12,293
As if I would ever
disgrace your ancestry
262
00:09:12,325 --> 00:09:15,128
by serving you something
as vulgar as pizza.
263
00:09:15,161 --> 00:09:18,298
No, in here, you will
eat as your ancestors ate.
264
00:09:18,331 --> 00:09:20,801
And our harvest has been bountiful.
265
00:09:20,834 --> 00:09:23,070
Of course, today, we
will dine on fresh fruit,
266
00:09:23,103 --> 00:09:25,072
some rice, pinyones,
267
00:09:25,104 --> 00:09:27,407
and my personal favorite, crow.
268
00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,444
- Crow?!
- Yeah, we just want pizza, dude.
269
00:09:29,477 --> 00:09:31,813
Well, see, that's just
the brainwashing talking.
270
00:09:31,845 --> 00:09:32,946
Shoemaker.
271
00:09:32,979 --> 00:09:34,815
Tammy! With the interrupting again.
272
00:09:34,849 --> 00:09:36,783
Can't you see I'm busy trying to rectify
273
00:09:36,816 --> 00:09:39,619
our nation's greatest racial injustice?
274
00:09:39,652 --> 00:09:41,822
- Anyway...
- Shoemaker, come here.
275
00:09:42,405 --> 00:09:43,706
Please, have a seat.
276
00:09:43,731 --> 00:09:45,826
I'll be right back
with you in one moment.
277
00:09:45,859 --> 00:09:47,192
What is it, Tammy?
278
00:09:47,217 --> 00:09:49,450
I think you're missing the
point of your job right now.
279
00:09:49,475 --> 00:09:50,832
This is a photo-op.
280
00:09:50,864 --> 00:09:52,132
Just make these kids happy.
281
00:09:52,166 --> 00:09:54,001
If they want pizza, you give them pizza.
282
00:09:54,033 --> 00:09:56,837
Save the P.C. political
[bleep] for Facebook!
283
00:09:56,871 --> 00:09:58,272
You know what, Tammy?
284
00:09:58,305 --> 00:10:00,775
One of these days, you're
gonna know what it's like
285
00:10:00,807 --> 00:10:02,676
to have someone treat you differently.
286
00:10:02,709 --> 00:10:05,580
And on that day, I hope there's
someone to stand up for you.
287
00:10:05,613 --> 00:10:07,196
I really do.
288
00:10:07,221 --> 00:10:09,671
Okay. We're all gonna have pizza.
289
00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:13,094
Because the establishment
wants you to have it,
290
00:10:13,119 --> 00:10:14,507
so there you go.
291
00:10:14,532 --> 00:10:16,249
- Wha...
- What the [bleep] Shoemaker?
292
00:10:16,274 --> 00:10:17,657
Hey, that's Geremy's lunch.
293
00:10:17,690 --> 00:10:19,883
Yeah, Mr. Shoemaker.
Where your manners at?
294
00:10:19,908 --> 00:10:21,529
You know, where are your...
295
00:10:22,172 --> 00:10:24,883
I apologize, Debbie. I did
not see you sitting there.
296
00:10:24,908 --> 00:10:27,033
You go ahead and enjoy. Abbondanza.
297
00:10:27,066 --> 00:10:28,525
What am I supposed to feed my baby?
298
00:10:28,550 --> 00:10:31,205
Well, now that nonsense
is out of the way,
299
00:10:31,238 --> 00:10:32,999
what do you want to do after lunch, huh?
300
00:10:33,085 --> 00:10:35,279
Uh, perhaps a little nature walk?
301
00:10:35,304 --> 00:10:36,858
Maybe some traditional
hand game or something?
302
00:10:36,883 --> 00:10:38,708
How about some b-ball?
303
00:10:38,741 --> 00:10:41,927
Basketball. A white
man's sport, of course.
304
00:10:42,068 --> 00:10:43,746
Well, fine, we'll play that.
305
00:10:43,779 --> 00:10:47,560
But, uh, I will be having crow.
306
00:10:50,505 --> 00:10:53,089
A little more gamey than
I thought it would be.
307
00:10:53,630 --> 00:10:54,631
[Gags]
308
00:10:54,656 --> 00:10:56,107
Ew.
309
00:10:56,357 --> 00:10:59,929
Yeah, okay, this one
ate a cigarette butt.
310
00:11:03,614 --> 00:11:05,501
The old Jack shack.
311
00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:07,602
Mmm. You smell that?
312
00:11:07,636 --> 00:11:11,140
Yeah, it smells like you,
Rod. A million tiny yous.
313
00:11:11,173 --> 00:11:13,214
We did have some fun
in here, didn't we boys?
314
00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:14,240
[Chuckles]
315
00:11:14,584 --> 00:11:17,780
We did. But listen,
self-pleasuring aside,
316
00:11:17,813 --> 00:11:21,449
we moved in here because
the terroir is perfect.
317
00:11:21,482 --> 00:11:23,419
It's the windiest spot on campus.
318
00:11:23,452 --> 00:11:26,248
The humidity is prime for brewing.
319
00:11:28,686 --> 00:11:31,327
My God, Rod, that's incredible.
320
00:11:31,359 --> 00:11:34,863
I'm getting, like, juniper,
just a hint of pine needles.
321
00:11:34,896 --> 00:11:37,666
Is that the gloss from a
Hustler centerfold?
322
00:11:37,691 --> 00:11:38,792
[Chuckles]
323
00:11:38,817 --> 00:11:40,136
The taste of the land.
324
00:11:40,169 --> 00:11:42,938
- Dude, it's really good stuff.
- Oh. Hey, guys.
325
00:11:42,971 --> 00:11:45,190
Couldn't help but notice,
you don't have a sign,
326
00:11:45,215 --> 00:11:47,142
and this shack seems repurposed.
327
00:11:47,175 --> 00:11:48,444
Is this a craft brewery?
328
00:11:48,477 --> 00:11:50,212
Hey, buddy, this is a private...
329
00:11:50,245 --> 00:11:53,449
Yeah, I hadn't heard of it, so
I assume it's the new hot spot.
330
00:11:53,482 --> 00:11:54,850
Rod, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
331
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,864
Yeah. $15 a beer.
332
00:11:56,889 --> 00:11:58,620
[Scoffs] $20.
333
00:11:58,654 --> 00:12:00,872
- You bet your ass it's the new hotspot.
- All right.
334
00:12:00,897 --> 00:12:03,525
Why don't you saddle up to the
bar, freelance graphic designer.
335
00:12:03,559 --> 00:12:05,527
- You got it, man.
- And for God's sakes,
336
00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,309
don't tell anybody
about this, all right?
337
00:12:07,334 --> 00:12:08,387
Deal.
338
00:12:09,564 --> 00:12:12,867
[School bell ringing]
339
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,411
Why am I the one that always
has to diaper the baby?
340
00:12:15,436 --> 00:12:17,405
Good job standing up for
yourself, Little Debbie.
341
00:12:17,439 --> 00:12:20,409
Remember, it takes a village.
342
00:12:20,442 --> 00:12:23,560
It's all about sharing and
caring and working together.
343
00:12:23,685 --> 00:12:24,747
I got you, Coach.
344
00:12:24,780 --> 00:12:26,787
Also, you're the girl, so
you have to change the diaper.
345
00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:28,217
- What... Don't say that.
- You all said that you wanted...
346
00:12:28,258 --> 00:12:30,760
... to play basketball,
so let's hoop it up!
347
00:12:30,785 --> 00:12:32,365
Looks like there's a class going on.
348
00:12:32,390 --> 00:12:34,155
That's all right. We'll
play around them. Come on.
349
00:12:34,189 --> 00:12:36,025
Shoemaker, we're teaching in here.
350
00:12:36,058 --> 00:12:37,760
Eh, doesn't matter to us.
351
00:12:37,793 --> 00:12:41,397
You, check out this trick
shot I picked up in Brooklyn.
352
00:12:43,531 --> 00:12:44,666
Ooh.
353
00:12:44,699 --> 00:12:47,102
You killed little Little Debbie.
354
00:12:47,144 --> 00:12:49,332
Now, Debbie, technically
a basketball did.
355
00:12:49,357 --> 00:12:50,439
- Debbie.
- No, no, no, no, no.
356
00:12:50,472 --> 00:12:51,540
Shoemaker, look what you've done.
357
00:12:51,573 --> 00:12:52,607
What I've done?
358
00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:54,577
We're using this gym as it was intended.
359
00:12:54,609 --> 00:12:55,777
We were here first!
360
00:12:55,810 --> 00:12:58,012
Uh, actually, Abbey,
they were here first.
361
00:12:58,045 --> 00:12:59,781
Oh, you know what I mean, you P.C. Nazi!
362
00:12:59,814 --> 00:13:01,016
- Oh, I'm the P.C...
- Yeah!
363
00:13:01,049 --> 00:13:02,989
Guys, there's room enough for everyone.
364
00:13:03,014 --> 00:13:05,854
You know, I'm actually beginning
to think that there isn't.
365
00:13:05,887 --> 00:13:07,288
But you know where there is?
366
00:13:07,322 --> 00:13:08,924
Out on the football field.
367
00:13:08,957 --> 00:13:11,242
Uh, I don't know. It's
really hot out today.
368
00:13:11,267 --> 00:13:12,672
- And we have babies.
- Mm...
369
00:13:12,697 --> 00:13:15,264
see, I wasn't asking
you... I was telling you.
370
00:13:15,296 --> 00:13:17,365
Now move to the football field,
371
00:13:17,399 --> 00:13:20,269
or I will fill the air
with so much flour baby,
372
00:13:20,301 --> 00:13:22,437
the water fountains will run white!
373
00:13:22,471 --> 00:13:23,873
- I'd like to see you try.
- Let's just go.
374
00:13:23,905 --> 00:13:25,641
- Fairbell!
- Let's go!
375
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,742
Haven't we seen enough
flour spilled today?
376
00:13:27,775 --> 00:13:30,112
Ah! Not counting that one.
377
00:13:30,145 --> 00:13:31,562
[Whining]
378
00:13:31,595 --> 00:13:33,724
Daddy, my brain hurts.
379
00:13:34,288 --> 00:13:36,474
[Imitates crying]
380
00:13:36,499 --> 00:13:39,487
First they take our pizza,
now they take our gym?!
381
00:13:39,521 --> 00:13:41,748
We have to start
standing up for ourselves!
382
00:13:41,773 --> 00:13:44,126
I will fight no more forever.
383
00:13:44,159 --> 00:13:46,162
What the hell does that mean?
384
00:13:46,194 --> 00:13:47,662
I'm not sure. It was
on the back of a Prius
385
00:13:47,695 --> 00:13:48,997
that ran over my foot this morning.
386
00:13:49,030 --> 00:13:50,431
Let's just get out of here.
387
00:13:50,464 --> 00:13:52,400
Your weakness disgusts me.
388
00:13:52,434 --> 00:13:55,637
Touching combo, guys.
I really liked it a lot.
389
00:13:55,670 --> 00:13:56,931
Now, get out!
390
00:13:56,956 --> 00:13:58,473
Everybody, on your feet!
391
00:13:58,506 --> 00:14:00,943
Time to move! Let's pack it up!
392
00:14:00,976 --> 00:14:03,511
You know, I think you're really
gonna like the football field.
393
00:14:03,545 --> 00:14:06,115
It's a beautiful, sunny day out there.
394
00:14:06,147 --> 00:14:08,183
You'll get plenty of extra vitamin D.
395
00:14:08,217 --> 00:14:09,684
Well, I could use the extra D.
396
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:12,453
Oh. Oh, yeah, that's right.
397
00:14:12,487 --> 00:14:14,990
Yeah, I forgot.
398
00:14:15,662 --> 00:14:17,358
You love the D, don't you?
399
00:14:17,391 --> 00:14:18,526
Are you really gonna do this now?
400
00:14:18,559 --> 00:14:20,195
Yep. I love the D.
401
00:14:20,228 --> 00:14:22,363
Just... take it on my skin, on my face,
402
00:14:22,396 --> 00:14:23,665
wherever I can get it.
403
00:14:23,699 --> 00:14:25,559
- Yeah, you can.
- Just got your text.
404
00:14:25,584 --> 00:14:27,123
- Is he still doing it?
- Yeah, it just started.
405
00:14:27,148 --> 00:14:28,193
Oh, thank God.
406
00:14:28,218 --> 00:14:29,972
Fairbell, say you're
in like a men's room
407
00:14:30,005 --> 00:14:31,439
and there's no D available,
408
00:14:31,473 --> 00:14:33,007
do you... drill a hole in the wall
409
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,876
and just blindly accept
whatever D comes in?
410
00:14:34,910 --> 00:14:35,897
[Scoffs]
411
00:14:35,922 --> 00:14:38,112
Yes. Sounds like a glorious hole.
412
00:14:38,146 --> 00:14:39,714
[Both chuckling]
413
00:14:39,747 --> 00:14:42,264
That is terrific. Thank
you for texting me.
414
00:14:42,289 --> 00:14:43,385
- You did the right thing.
- Not a problem.
415
00:14:43,418 --> 00:14:44,438
- I got to go.
- All right.
416
00:14:44,602 --> 00:14:46,888
See ya. Chattin' about D.
417
00:14:46,921 --> 00:14:49,224
- He's a real go-getter, huh?
- [Laughs]
418
00:14:49,257 --> 00:14:50,559
Now get out!
419
00:14:50,592 --> 00:14:52,895
[Bird screeches]
420
00:14:52,928 --> 00:14:56,232
421
00:15:10,133 --> 00:15:11,180
[Bird screeches]
422
00:15:11,205 --> 00:15:13,485
We'll get right back to
playing basketball, I promise.
423
00:15:13,510 --> 00:15:16,313
But I want you to witness
a little payback, huh?
424
00:15:16,517 --> 00:15:18,987
Yeah, that's it. Get on out there.
425
00:15:19,021 --> 00:15:21,155
Pick it up. [Chuckles]
426
00:15:21,189 --> 00:15:23,259
You have finally gone insane.
427
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:26,194
If you keep biting people like
that, they're gonna bite you back.
428
00:15:26,236 --> 00:15:27,938
Yap, yap, yap, yap.
429
00:15:27,963 --> 00:15:29,564
Okay, enough with your empty threats.
430
00:15:29,598 --> 00:15:31,085
The gym doesn't belong to you anymore.
431
00:15:31,110 --> 00:15:33,434
Get out of here. Get out of here!
432
00:15:33,703 --> 00:15:35,737
This seems like an overreaction.
433
00:15:35,953 --> 00:15:37,500
What?
434
00:15:37,525 --> 00:15:40,708
No, this is progress, guys.
435
00:15:40,742 --> 00:15:43,779
Okay? Your days of
being told "no" are over.
436
00:15:43,811 --> 00:15:46,614
We should just let them
come back to the gym.
437
00:15:46,647 --> 00:15:48,050
No.
438
00:15:50,452 --> 00:15:52,559
- Sorry. What's the order again?
- Come on, man.
439
00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:55,863
Sniff the rosemary, sip,
Marcona almonds, sip again.
440
00:15:55,879 --> 00:15:57,769
Do I have to repeat everything?
441
00:15:57,794 --> 00:15:59,324
God, this is going so well.
442
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:01,152
- So well.
- [Chuckles]
443
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,178
It's ridiculous. There you go, sir.
444
00:16:03,203 --> 00:16:04,673
- Ooh.
- [Groans]
445
00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:07,468
Maybe too well. We're
gonna need more space.
446
00:16:07,504 --> 00:16:10,307
Yeah, it's [laughs]
definitely time to expand.
447
00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:12,137
[Bleep] I don't know how
Shoemaker does this, you know,
448
00:16:12,162 --> 00:16:14,215
it gets so sticky.
449
00:16:15,254 --> 00:16:17,515
There you go. A little extra for you.
450
00:16:18,004 --> 00:16:21,316
All right! Gym to ourselves!
451
00:16:21,588 --> 00:16:23,524
What happened to the lights?
452
00:16:24,496 --> 00:16:26,144
Hello?!
453
00:16:27,190 --> 00:16:28,768
- [Door closes]
- Oh, well
454
00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:33,031
the light switch is on the western
side of the gym here, so follow me.
455
00:16:33,064 --> 00:16:34,637
Stay close.
456
00:16:35,144 --> 00:16:37,167
- [Creaking]
- Shh! Stop.
457
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,336
[Thumping]
458
00:16:41,402 --> 00:16:43,908
- [Screaming]
- It's an ambush!
459
00:16:44,441 --> 00:16:46,316
Abbey: I warned you, Shoemaker!
460
00:16:46,410 --> 00:16:48,179
Abbey, I should've known!
461
00:16:48,212 --> 00:16:50,181
Awesome! Dodge ball in the dark!
462
00:16:50,214 --> 00:16:52,230
They're throwing back the flour at us!
463
00:16:52,255 --> 00:16:53,356
[Chuckles]
464
00:16:53,381 --> 00:16:56,418
They're throwing their
babies! These savages!
465
00:16:56,637 --> 00:16:59,357
That's it! I'm calling in the cavalry.
466
00:16:59,389 --> 00:17:00,762
[Screaming]
467
00:17:02,293 --> 00:17:03,927
[Telephone ringing]
468
00:17:03,961 --> 00:17:05,596
Shoemaker, this better be important.
469
00:17:05,628 --> 00:17:07,697
Cattie, it's about our guests.
470
00:17:07,731 --> 00:17:10,068
Sweet [bleep] all you got to
do is show 'em a good time!
471
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:12,904
Well, I'm trying to, but
Abbey is throwing babies at us!
472
00:17:12,936 --> 00:17:15,572
I have no idea what that
means. Put me on speaker.
473
00:17:15,606 --> 00:17:18,542
Abbey, this is Principal Goodman.
474
00:17:18,576 --> 00:17:21,650
Now, you stop teasing
Shoemaker. Do you hear me?
475
00:17:21,983 --> 00:17:23,352
Abbey: Yes.
476
00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:25,416
Yeah, a-and tell her
to turn the lights on.
477
00:17:25,448 --> 00:17:26,750
And turn on the damn lights
478
00:17:26,783 --> 00:17:28,919
so that tattooed moron
don't piss himself.
479
00:17:30,857 --> 00:17:31,722
Okay.
480
00:17:31,754 --> 00:17:33,457
All right, th-thank you, Cattie.
481
00:17:33,491 --> 00:17:36,094
Could have done without that
last part, but I appreciate it.
482
00:17:36,127 --> 00:17:37,528
You're welcome. And, Shoemaker?
483
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:38,596
Yeah?
484
00:17:38,628 --> 00:17:40,430
Do not make me look like an idiot.
485
00:17:40,464 --> 00:17:41,631
Okay.
486
00:17:41,665 --> 00:17:43,201
487
00:17:43,233 --> 00:17:45,602
Oh. My apologies.
488
00:17:45,636 --> 00:17:49,057
I hope I did not oppress you time-wise,
489
00:17:49,082 --> 00:17:50,950
Principal Kneeling Sun.
490
00:17:53,325 --> 00:17:55,013
It's Nealson.
491
00:17:55,178 --> 00:17:56,446
[Muttering] Dang.
492
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:57,949
Why wouldn't it be?
493
00:17:59,782 --> 00:18:01,985
494
00:18:02,019 --> 00:18:04,079
Let's go, kids.
495
00:18:04,104 --> 00:18:05,990
Yeah, you walk away.
496
00:18:06,022 --> 00:18:09,094
I wouldn't be so proud of
this if I were you, you tyrant.
497
00:18:09,173 --> 00:18:11,162
[Laughs] Tyrant. Hardly.
498
00:18:11,194 --> 00:18:13,630
I'm the most liberal
person in this district.
499
00:18:13,664 --> 00:18:17,300
Ha! Left unchecked, even
liberalism can turn into fascism.
500
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:19,836
Oh, really? Wow, that's
some great insight.
501
00:18:19,869 --> 00:18:21,938
Where did you get that,
off the back of a Prius?
502
00:18:21,972 --> 00:18:25,309
Actually, it was on the
back of a Kombucha bottle.
503
00:18:26,253 --> 00:18:28,299
Thrown at me from the back of a Prius.
504
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:30,886
Forget them. So you
said you wanted... Whoa!
505
00:18:31,014 --> 00:18:33,517
[Grunts]
506
00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:34,752
Oh, God.
507
00:18:35,354 --> 00:18:37,167
This place is a mess.
508
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:38,823
You guys want to play football instead?
509
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:40,023
Wait/ No, we can't.
510
00:18:40,057 --> 00:18:42,160
He just sent everyone
to the football field.
511
00:18:42,193 --> 00:18:43,720
Oh, yeah, right.
512
00:18:43,745 --> 00:18:45,683
So now you want to play football.
513
00:18:45,870 --> 00:18:48,098
Come on. Come on, we'll
go play some football.
514
00:18:48,131 --> 00:18:50,620
He's gonna do something [bleep] again.
515
00:18:50,645 --> 00:18:53,148
516
00:18:53,704 --> 00:18:55,438
I'm friends with the
brewer. What's up, bro?
517
00:18:55,472 --> 00:18:56,941
Hello, buddy. Hey.
518
00:18:56,973 --> 00:18:58,141
Great news, Rod.
519
00:18:58,175 --> 00:19:00,970
I just applied for
several expansion permits.
520
00:19:00,995 --> 00:19:03,181
[Laughs How did you do that so fast?
521
00:19:03,214 --> 00:19:05,282
Easy, I just used my pop-up pub app.
522
00:19:05,324 --> 00:19:07,326
It allows small business
owners like you and I
523
00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:10,021
to open prohibitively expensive
pubs in impoverished neighborhoods.
524
00:19:10,053 --> 00:19:12,473
Wow, how super specific.
525
00:19:12,498 --> 00:19:13,858
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah. Where did you get it?
526
00:19:13,890 --> 00:19:15,993
It's part of the
iGentrify suite of apps.
527
00:19:16,025 --> 00:19:17,394
Like, Go-Go Yoga.
528
00:19:17,427 --> 00:19:19,494
It allows small business
owners like you and I
529
00:19:19,519 --> 00:19:21,689
to offer prohibitively
expensive fitness classes
530
00:19:21,764 --> 00:19:23,568
in overweight and impoverished areas.
531
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,508
- Like Michigan.
- Exactly.
532
00:19:25,533 --> 00:19:27,571
And now I just wait for City
Comptroller Teresa Ortega
533
00:19:27,605 --> 00:19:29,540
to sign off on this
thing, and we are go.
534
00:19:29,572 --> 00:19:30,507
[Cellphone chimes]
535
00:19:30,541 --> 00:19:31,208
There it is.
536
00:19:31,242 --> 00:19:32,542
We're in business, bud.
537
00:19:32,576 --> 00:19:34,212
- We're expanding, everybody.
- Mm-hmm.
538
00:19:34,244 --> 00:19:36,414
Free round of blood orange IPAs, huh?
539
00:19:36,446 --> 00:19:37,714
[Cheering]
540
00:19:37,748 --> 00:19:39,717
To the future! To the future!
541
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:40,751
Whoo!
542
00:19:40,783 --> 00:19:43,253
543
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:45,551
If you're happy and you know it
544
00:19:45,576 --> 00:19:46,924
Bad news, Fairbell!
545
00:19:46,956 --> 00:19:49,060
Yeah, you're gonna have
to move your kids again.
546
00:19:49,092 --> 00:19:51,561
My kids? What about their kids?
547
00:19:51,595 --> 00:19:53,800
We don't have anywhere else to go.
548
00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:55,865
No. We're not going anywhere.
549
00:19:56,084 --> 00:19:59,789
Well, then I will be forced
to do the unthinkable.
550
00:20:01,781 --> 00:20:03,240
Don't touch my son!
551
00:20:03,273 --> 00:20:04,242
[Grunts]
552
00:20:04,274 --> 00:20:05,942
God, your finger's in my ear!
553
00:20:05,975 --> 00:20:08,111
[Grunting]
554
00:20:08,145 --> 00:20:10,248
[Indistinct arguing]
555
00:20:10,601 --> 00:20:12,203
[Whistle blows]
556
00:20:13,688 --> 00:20:14,907
[Chuckles]
557
00:20:14,932 --> 00:20:18,358
Is this your army, huh? A
bunch of women and flour babies?
558
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:19,924
Abbey: And us.
559
00:20:19,956 --> 00:20:21,758
Abbey, I didn't think you'd come.
560
00:20:21,791 --> 00:20:23,293
It takes a village, right, Fairbell?
561
00:20:23,327 --> 00:20:25,318
You know you could get
fired for this, Abbey.
562
00:20:25,365 --> 00:20:27,798
Yeah? I'd rather be courageous and fired
563
00:20:27,830 --> 00:20:30,267
than a coward and employed!
564
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:32,770
A librarian? In this job market?
565
00:20:32,802 --> 00:20:34,920
And they call us "braves." [Chuckles]
566
00:20:34,945 --> 00:20:36,012
Come on, guys.
567
00:20:36,037 --> 00:20:37,608
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
Guys, where are you...
568
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:39,639
I knew you'd run, Shoemaker!
569
00:20:39,764 --> 00:20:41,529
Really, Abbey?
570
00:20:41,834 --> 00:20:43,837
You want a battle?
571
00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:46,317
Then a battle you shall have.
572
00:20:47,650 --> 00:20:50,120
[Screams]
573
00:20:50,154 --> 00:20:52,790
[All scream]
574
00:20:52,822 --> 00:20:55,458
[Screaming]
575
00:20:55,492 --> 00:20:58,963
576
00:20:58,995 --> 00:21:00,930
- Pardon me, pardon me.
- Whoa.
577
00:21:00,964 --> 00:21:02,599
Sorry, guys, progress coming through.
578
00:21:02,633 --> 00:21:04,101
We were kind of in the
middle of something.
579
00:21:04,134 --> 00:21:05,303
Yeah, my beer garden.
580
00:21:05,336 --> 00:21:06,671
- What?
- Beer garden.
581
00:21:06,704 --> 00:21:07,805
Zoning just came through.
582
00:21:07,838 --> 00:21:08,973
Where you guys are standing
583
00:21:09,005 --> 00:21:10,940
is going to be the beetle
kill pinewood tables.
584
00:21:10,973 --> 00:21:12,510
Did you not see the
city council minutes?
585
00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:13,743
Eh.
586
00:21:13,777 --> 00:21:15,313
You guys, there was a public hearing.
587
00:21:15,346 --> 00:21:17,747
It's up to you to take an
interest in your local government.
588
00:21:17,781 --> 00:21:19,702
This is on all of you.
Anyway, move it along.
589
00:21:19,727 --> 00:21:20,818
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey,
590
00:21:20,850 --> 00:21:22,652
But where are we supposed
to go to have our fight?
591
00:21:22,685 --> 00:21:24,487
I don't know. Just don't do it here.
592
00:21:24,521 --> 00:21:25,656
You know what?
593
00:21:25,688 --> 00:21:26,923
Um, I actually kind
of like the grittiness
594
00:21:26,956 --> 00:21:28,325
of what you have going on right here,
595
00:21:28,358 --> 00:21:29,426
so maybe do it nearby.
596
00:21:29,460 --> 00:21:31,295
It'll up the cachet of the brewery.
597
00:21:31,328 --> 00:21:33,164
And don't block our view
of the mountains, okay?
598
00:21:33,196 --> 00:21:34,223
Hey, Fairbell, let me borrow that.
599
00:21:34,248 --> 00:21:36,499
Wait, what... what...
what do you need it...
600
00:21:36,532 --> 00:21:37,926
[Gasps]
601
00:21:37,951 --> 00:21:40,003
[Crying] Ohh! No!
602
00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:43,662
[Sobbing] Geremy!!
603
00:21:44,174 --> 00:21:46,676
No!!
604
00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:49,613
A hell of a day to live
in Colorado, isn't it?
605
00:21:49,646 --> 00:21:51,382
My son!
606
00:21:53,806 --> 00:21:55,328
My son.
607
00:21:55,962 --> 00:21:58,397
608
00:21:59,273 --> 00:22:00,808
[Sighs] I'm so sorry.
609
00:22:00,842 --> 00:22:04,079
I'll freeze you and wait
for science to catch up.
610
00:22:04,113 --> 00:22:06,915
Look, Fairbell, I don't know how many
more times you want me to apologize.
611
00:22:06,949 --> 00:22:10,218
I didn't know you had an emotional
attachment to this stupid flour bag.
612
00:22:10,251 --> 00:22:12,288
You don't know what
it's like to lose a child
613
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,755
and then breathe them in.
614
00:22:13,789 --> 00:22:15,290
[Coughing]
615
00:22:15,324 --> 00:22:18,561
Yeah, well, I think we all know
that the moral of the story here
616
00:22:18,594 --> 00:22:21,463
is that gentrification
wins out every time.
617
00:22:21,497 --> 00:22:22,572
Oh, give me a break.
618
00:22:22,597 --> 00:22:24,933
Or is it that those who
know too much about the past
619
00:22:24,958 --> 00:22:26,301
are doomed to repeat it?
620
00:22:26,335 --> 00:22:27,437
No, I don't think so.
621
00:22:27,470 --> 00:22:29,439
I think it's that gentrification thing.
622
00:22:29,472 --> 00:22:31,340
Gentrification is such an ugly word.
623
00:22:31,374 --> 00:22:33,276
We prefer the term urban outfitting.
624
00:22:33,308 --> 00:22:35,078
- I'd like you to use that.
- I call it...
625
00:22:35,110 --> 00:22:37,312
Well, that certainly was a
[bleep] show yesterday, huh?
626
00:22:37,346 --> 00:22:38,815
You go out of your way to fit in,
627
00:22:38,847 --> 00:22:39,982
and they get all offended
628
00:22:40,016 --> 00:22:42,172
when you ask about discount turquoise.
629
00:22:42,197 --> 00:22:45,315
Well, the important thing is
we got the photo-op we needed.
630
00:22:45,340 --> 00:22:48,091
And crisis averted. Library's back open.
631
00:22:48,124 --> 00:22:49,491
- Oh, yes!
- Damn it.
632
00:22:49,524 --> 00:22:51,065
What photo-op?
633
00:22:51,292 --> 00:22:52,427
Oh, that's right.
634
00:22:52,461 --> 00:22:54,430
Mr. Shoemaker, I just
want to say thank you
635
00:22:54,462 --> 00:22:55,964
for doing such a great job.
636
00:22:55,998 --> 00:22:57,866
Well, you know what? It is about time.
637
00:22:57,899 --> 00:22:59,468
- Thank you, Cattie.
- Actually,
638
00:22:59,501 --> 00:23:01,303
I was the one that took the picture.
639
00:23:01,337 --> 00:23:03,205
It was the only damned thing we needed.
640
00:23:03,239 --> 00:23:05,474
Damn, Tam, you do interrupt a lot.
641
00:23:05,499 --> 00:23:07,143
- [Laughter]
- Right? I can play.
642
00:23:07,175 --> 00:23:08,677
- I can play.
- Downtown.
643
00:23:08,711 --> 00:23:11,146
Anyway, there is another
crisis on the horizon.
644
00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:12,981
It seems that somebody's running
645
00:23:13,014 --> 00:23:16,118
some kind of craft
brew pub here on campus.
646
00:23:16,152 --> 00:23:17,585
Anybody got an ear on that?
647
00:23:17,610 --> 00:23:19,810
Uh, I swear it wasn't me.
648
00:23:19,835 --> 00:23:21,656
If I found out who's responsible,
649
00:23:21,690 --> 00:23:24,027
bet your bottom dollar,
there'll be hell to pay.
650
00:23:24,059 --> 00:23:25,761
Cattie Goodman out. Mm!
651
00:23:28,230 --> 00:23:30,033
It's not illegal,
'cause we're in Nevada.
652
00:23:30,066 --> 00:23:31,299
[Chuckles]
653
00:23:31,333 --> 00:23:32,635
[Cellphone chimes]
654
00:23:32,667 --> 00:23:34,481
[Indistinct conversation]
655
00:23:34,611 --> 00:23:36,380
_
656
00:23:36,539 --> 00:23:39,009
[Laughter]
657
00:23:40,499 --> 00:23:42,044
Damn it.
658
00:23:42,078 --> 00:23:44,347
Everybody out!
659
00:23:44,379 --> 00:23:45,847
I said out!
660
00:23:45,881 --> 00:23:48,718
If you want to keep your
limbs, you better run!
661
00:23:48,751 --> 00:23:52,154
This ship is going down!
662
00:23:52,187 --> 00:23:55,224
663
00:24:24,590 --> 00:24:27,531
I do know what it's
like to lose a child.
664
00:24:27,609 --> 00:24:29,554
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