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[Marching band playing]
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[Cheers and applause]
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Whoo! Smoot, Smoot! Woop, woop!
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Smoot, Smoot! Woop, woop! Yeah!
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All right!
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This Friday, you Tariffs are
gonna do something on this field
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that has not been done in 15 years...
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beat Chatwood High! Whoo!
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14 years! '02 was canceled
on account of lighting.
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I'm sorry. Did I make marmalade, Martha?
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Not excuses... What? Sss!
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[Chuckles] That was good, though.
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Now, I want you to help me
welcome the living legend,
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former Denver Broncos placekicker
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Mr. "Iron Toe" Todd Timmons!
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[Cheers and applause]
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What?! Are you serious?!
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[Cheers and applause continue]
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Iron Toe!
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Everybody make some noise for
your new head football coach!
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[Cheers and applause]
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Iron Toe's our new head coach?!
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Oh, my God!
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That is... disgusting
the way you people react
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and figure some
knuckle-dragging Neanderthal
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graces us with his presence...
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Hey! Iron Toe is second to no one, bro.
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He got kicked out of the AFC
championship game for tripping.
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You can get thrown out
of a game for tripping?
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Yeah, on acid, you can.
He was out of his mind.
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Blasting it east-west, He
didn't know what he was doing.
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Now, I have given Iron Toe
complete authority over Smoot
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in exchange for a guaranteed victory!
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Guaranteed!
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That's what I'm talking
about! Broncos style, y'all.
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And let me tell you what.
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It's great to be on the field again.
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What's your name there, Radio?
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- Go, Brady!
- Brady!
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- Brady!
- Go, Brady!
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Brady.
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All right, Brady. Tell you what.
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- How would you like to hold that ball...
- Brady.
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while I belt that son
of a bitch 60 yards?
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- Would that be a hoot or what?
- Uh... I don't really...
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All right, let's do it! Hey!
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Quit wasting my time
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I ain't here for you
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I'm just putting in work
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Till my day is through
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[Marching band playing,
cheers and applause]
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Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Okay, keep it... up.
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[Cheers and applause intensify]
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He's going east-west!
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You guys, this is a statement kick!
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[Cheers and applause]
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[Cheers and applause intensify]
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I clip your wing
there, milquetoast?
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What are you, sick or something?
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I have celiac disease, but it's
actually pretty easy to manage.
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[Chanting] Iron Toe! Iron Toe!
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Iron Toe made a dying
kid's wish come true!
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- Whoo!
- Hey, it's just celiac disease.
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- This feels like a dream.
- Oh, you're not dreaming, Fairbell.
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This is a [bleep]damn mile-high miracle.
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Stuffed Bill Romanowski
into a circus cannon,
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shot him right into a fourth-floor
window of the Patriots' hotel.
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[Laughter]
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I'm gonna keep this in mint condish.
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Thank you so much.
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Hey, you're just the kind of
stupid we need on this team.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Thank you.
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- Whatever, whatever.
- Smoot Pride.
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Mr. Iron Toe... Loren
Payton. I'm your biggest fan.
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Your "30 for 30: East by East-West"...
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that's not just a
documentary, that is art.
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Did you even know that
you were kicking east-west?
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I didn't even know I
was playing football.
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[Laughter]
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Wow. In my spare time,
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um, I like to draw up football plays.
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And, look, I know I'm not
in the NFL or anything...
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Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup.
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If you're asking me to
have a look at 'em...
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I'd be honored.
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- He's a saint.
- Are you serious?
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- You got it.
- He's a saint.
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My goodness!
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- Did you hear that?
- Coach Toe, what else can
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we do to secure a win?!
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You know, if I had
free rein here at Smoot,
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the first thing I would do is I'd
get our eight All-District players
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off of academic probation,
back out on that field.
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Well, that's a great idea, little buddy!
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Tell you what.
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Why don't you go ahead
and do that for me?
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Yeah, okay, I will.
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The only problem is that road runs
right through, uh, Shoemaker's class.
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See, he's failing every one of 'em.
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Damn right I am.
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Those kids tried to get the Smoot
Jazz Club to take all their tests.
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As long as I'm here, those
steroid Sherpas will never play...
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guarantee you that.
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You know what? I think I
got a quick fix for this.
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- What's that?
- You're fired.
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- [Laughter]
- What?
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Why are you laughing? You can't fire me!
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Under what authority?
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Cattie, tell him he can't fire me.
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I can't hear a ghost! You're dead to me!
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[Laughter]
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This is bull[bleep], okay?!
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You have not seen the
last of Billy Shoemaker.
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[Laughter]
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Hey, Shoemaker! We
never exchanged numbers!
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- [Laughter]
- Oh, God.
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Billy: You'll never get rid of me!
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You got this, girl.
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This can't be worse than
Teach For America in Detroit.
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Aah! Ah!
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Roll it down! Who are you?!
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- Oh, oh!
- What are you do...
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Are you that hermit crab that's
come to live in my shell?!
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No. I'm Tracey.
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I'm just a substitute history teacher.
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[High-pitched voice] "No, I'm Tracey.
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"I'm just a substitu..."
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[Chuckles] "I'm Tracey."
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[Normal voice] Yeah, that's
it, 'cause you go up at the end.
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What are you doing?
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What do you mean what am
I doing? I'm becoming you!
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That and I'm wearing
about five pounds of makeup
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from the guy who did "Leprechaun Five."
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Now give me your
substitute teacher orders!
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- Wait, no! No! Aah!
- Yeah, give me these!
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Now get out of here,
Tracey! This is a pain
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- you do not want to be a part of!
- I don't want pain.
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- Go! Get out of here!
- I don't want pain.
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- [Tires screech]
- Oh!
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[School bell rings]
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Oh. Uh, you must be Shoemaker's sub.
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[High-pitched voice] H... Oh. Yeah.
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- Hi.
- Hi. Tracey.
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Hi! Abbey!
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Wow. It is so nice to finally
have another woman here.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Yas, queen.
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Oh, my God. Your hair is so pretty.
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It's like it's not even real. Can I...
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- Oh, thank you.
- touch it?
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[Normal voice] Why don't
you mind your own...
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[High-pitched voice] Ha ha ha! I'm
just kidding with you. I was joking.
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Yeah, it's just so hard to hear in here,
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because your hair has so much volume.
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- May I touch yours?
- Of course you can. [Laughs]
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Speaking of coarse... like a
reservation dog or something.
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[Laughs] I'm being so basic right now.
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Oh, my God! I love you!
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You're such a Shosh!
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What does that mean?
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- Oh, from the TV show "Girls."
- [Laughs]
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That's something that
Shoshanna would say!
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Yes! Oh, my God, yes. I love "Girls."
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But not like that, not like that at
all. I mean, I love being a girl.
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Yes, and bleeding and
not having a weird penis.
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- Oh.
- [Laughs]
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Girl, I have seen the weirdest penis.
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- Oh, you don't say.
- Yeah.
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All right, everybody take a knee.
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Everybody on your knees!
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- Relax, foul ball, I was making a joke.
- Oh! [Laughs]
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- Everyone off your knees!
- All right, come on! Get up.
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FYI... those three
handicapped spots out front
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are now coach's parking/loading
zone for my truck.
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Actually, I think that
we're legally obligated
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to keep those spots available...
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Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh! Tell you what.
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Why don't you just go fetch
me a Frosty, okay, Wendy?
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And get me one, too, while
you're there, and a Biggie fries!
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- Just shut up.
- Fuzz butter...
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grab that printer,
load her into my truck.
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Roger. Got it!
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Hey, I don't know if it's gonna fit,
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'cause we put all those
computers in there.
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Just jam it in there!!
You're my man, okay?
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- Gotcha.
- All right.
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Whoa, whoa. Wait a second. So,
you're stealing our printers?
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Look, just who in the...
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Hello, gorgeous.
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What?
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No, I'm, uh, not stealing them.
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I need them to print up some playbooks.
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Right, gang?
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Iron Toe: All right. Thanks, guys!
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It's good to be back in Bronco Country.
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[Cheering]
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- All right!
- Whoo! Whoo!
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I'm Iron Toe. Who might you be?
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Full of surprises.
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I'm Tracey.
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Enchante.
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Say, uh, Tracey...
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Yeah?
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This must be an Outback Steakhouse.
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Yeah? Why's that?
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'Cause those two onions are bloomin'.
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[Gasps] Well, this is hard to endure.
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I should probably get to class now.
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'Kay. Bye!
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I hate to see her go, but
I love to watch her leave.
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[Door closes]
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And I'd... like to see her coming.
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- Yeah, it was a good one, fuzz bump.
- Yes!
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All right, let's rock.
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Class, that is why Amnesty International
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listed Leonard Peltier's case
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as one of its most unfair in history.
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- See, now, that makes sense.
- Yes!
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Our last teacher was,
like, the worst ever.
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- [School bell rings]
- [Laughs]
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Listen, perhaps you should
be a little more mindful
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of those who aren't here
to defend themselves!
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Yes, ma'am.
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"Ma'am"?
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What does that mean?
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Oh, hey there, dollface.
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I just need a minute
in Shoemaker's desk,
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then I'll be out of hair.
Okay, babe? Sound good?
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- Hey!
- Jesus.
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- First of all,
- God!
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I have a name, and it is Tracey.
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- And what can I help you with?
- Well, okay, Tracey.
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Don't get your panties in a bun...
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Hey, you look familiar.
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- What?
- Have we met before?
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- No, I think we have met before.
- [Chuckles] No, no.
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- Dave Matthews.
- What?
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- Red Rocks.
- I don't like...
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Yeah, you're that CrossFit chick.
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We got to third base
in the New Belgium tent.
248
00:09:26,919 --> 00:09:28,853
Oh, I think I would have remembered
hooking up with you, Loren.
249
00:09:28,877 --> 00:09:30,120
- Ring a bell?
- No.
250
00:09:30,145 --> 00:09:31,606
You know, I was about
six Fat Tires deep.
251
00:09:31,630 --> 00:09:33,090
- Mm-hmm.
- Could have been a dude
252
00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:34,817
- for all I knew at that point.
- [Laughs]
253
00:09:34,850 --> 00:09:35,985
Too close.
254
00:09:36,018 --> 00:09:38,287
Hey, wait, how did you
know I'm named "Loren"
255
00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:39,488
if we've never hooked up?
256
00:09:39,522 --> 00:09:41,090
Oh, well, because...
257
00:09:41,123 --> 00:09:44,527
everybody knows that Loren
is the coolest guy in school.
258
00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:46,840
- Yeah, that does check out.
- Yeah.
259
00:09:46,865 --> 00:09:48,998
Tracey, you seem pretty
chill. I need a favor.
260
00:09:49,031 --> 00:09:50,309
My friend is "Iron Toe" Todd Timmons...
261
00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:54,951
Well, unfortunately, your friend is
a douche bag, so there will be no...
262
00:09:54,976 --> 00:09:56,839
- Excuse me?
- Excuse you.
263
00:09:56,873 --> 00:09:58,974
Iron Toe is not a douche
bag. He's a Denver Bronco.
264
00:09:59,007 --> 00:10:01,344
And you will show the appropriate
respect [bleep]damn it.
265
00:10:01,377 --> 00:10:03,546
- I will show nothing of the sort!
- Ow!
266
00:10:03,579 --> 00:10:07,216
What I will do is take
my power back as a woman!
267
00:10:07,249 --> 00:10:09,518
So you take your oppressive penis
268
00:10:09,551 --> 00:10:11,620
and your power-hungry male ego
269
00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:13,989
and you just step on out that door,
270
00:10:14,022 --> 00:10:16,859
'cause I am woman, hear me roar!
271
00:10:16,892 --> 00:10:18,060
All right, Tracey.
272
00:10:18,094 --> 00:10:19,396
You are so, so lucky
273
00:10:19,429 --> 00:10:21,265
that I would never hit a pregnant chick.
274
00:10:24,546 --> 00:10:26,381
[School bell rings]
275
00:10:27,295 --> 00:10:28,816
- Hi!
- Hi!
276
00:10:28,850 --> 00:10:30,284
I got you ice blended.
277
00:10:30,317 --> 00:10:32,787
Oh. That is so nice, but no thank you.
278
00:10:32,820 --> 00:10:35,657
- I'm watching my figure.
- Oh, you look great!
279
00:10:35,690 --> 00:10:37,473
- Really? You think so?
- Yeah!
280
00:10:37,498 --> 00:10:40,294
'Cause this body-image stuff
is an f'ing roller coaster.
281
00:10:40,327 --> 00:10:42,797
Ugh! Tell me about it.
Sometimes I look in the mirror,
282
00:10:42,830 --> 00:10:44,575
and I just want to slap the
Red Vine right out of her hand.
283
00:10:44,599 --> 00:10:45,633
[Both laugh]
284
00:10:45,657 --> 00:10:47,158
- Oh, my God!
- 'Sup, sluts?
285
00:10:47,201 --> 00:10:48,309
- Ugh.
- Oh, God.
286
00:10:48,334 --> 00:10:51,539
Hey, uh, want to head over to
my office, quick grope sesh?
287
00:10:51,571 --> 00:10:53,006
You're disgusting.
288
00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:56,010
Relax. Why don't you have another Red
Vine while I talk to your niece here.
289
00:10:56,042 --> 00:10:58,812
- Haven't you heard "No means no"?
- As for you, darling,
290
00:10:58,845 --> 00:11:00,581
when you're done with Nana over here,
291
00:11:00,614 --> 00:11:01,983
you know where to find me.
292
00:11:02,016 --> 00:11:04,586
- Ow! My God.
- Jackass.
293
00:11:04,619 --> 00:11:06,186
- What the hell was that?
- Ugh.
294
00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:09,941
And what am I feeling?
Vulnerability, dehumanization.
295
00:11:09,966 --> 00:11:10,943
Aww.
296
00:11:10,968 --> 00:11:12,201
It's like I want to
punch him in the face,
297
00:11:12,225 --> 00:11:13,704
but I feel like I
brought this on myself.
298
00:11:13,728 --> 00:11:16,330
That is the perfect definition
of sexual harassment.
299
00:11:16,364 --> 00:11:18,266
- I feel that every day.
- No, you don't.
300
00:11:18,298 --> 00:11:20,981
Yes, I do! Every man
here is obsessed with me!
301
00:11:21,770 --> 00:11:25,164
Well, it doesn't matter anymore,
'cause I am gonna get Iron Turd.
302
00:11:25,205 --> 00:11:27,542
I'm gonna go report him, and
they'll have to believe me.
303
00:11:27,575 --> 00:11:28,843
I'm the female victim here.
304
00:11:28,875 --> 00:11:30,911
[Laughs] Tracey!
305
00:11:30,937 --> 00:11:32,860
It's like it's your
first day as a woman!
306
00:11:32,885 --> 00:11:33,899
What?
307
00:11:33,924 --> 00:11:35,961
You think they'll believe
us over a famous athlete?
308
00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:37,351
Yes. They have to.
309
00:11:37,384 --> 00:11:38,919
[Laughing] That's hilarious!
310
00:11:38,952 --> 00:11:40,888
Okay, well, then I'll
have to get hard evidence.
311
00:11:40,922 --> 00:11:43,291
- Uh-huh.
- That'll bring Shoemaker back.
312
00:11:43,324 --> 00:11:45,226
Why are you so obsessed with Shoemaker?
313
00:11:45,258 --> 00:11:47,061
He's gone. It's more like "Whomaker."
314
00:11:47,094 --> 00:11:48,729
[Laughs]
315
00:11:48,763 --> 00:11:51,286
Yeah, women are funny. That's good.
316
00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:54,131
No, I've seen a lot of people
really missing him around here, yeah.
317
00:11:54,170 --> 00:11:55,803
And I heard he had a hot bod.
318
00:11:55,828 --> 00:11:57,032
Oh, oh, that's it.
Maybe you're thinking
319
00:11:57,056 --> 00:11:58,689
of Denny Shoemaker or something.
320
00:11:58,714 --> 00:11:59,715
You know what? I'll
take that blended now.
321
00:11:59,739 --> 00:12:01,743
Enough. Zzt! Okay? [Chuckles]
322
00:12:03,610 --> 00:12:05,746
What the hell are you looking at?
323
00:12:05,779 --> 00:12:08,615
Oh, my God! It's so clean in here!
324
00:12:08,648 --> 00:12:10,918
325
00:12:10,951 --> 00:12:13,321
Where is that grade book?
326
00:12:13,354 --> 00:12:16,391
No, why don't you learn
to watch your mouth?
327
00:12:16,423 --> 00:12:19,927
Hey, have you ever got your ass
kicked by a lady in lime green?
328
00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:22,330
God, this place is a cesspool.
329
00:12:22,363 --> 00:12:25,099
Oh, my feet.
330
00:12:25,132 --> 00:12:26,901
Oh, that feels good.
331
00:12:26,933 --> 00:12:29,102
Maybe I'll let the pugs
in the yard to breathe.
332
00:12:29,135 --> 00:12:30,137
- [Velcro rips]
- Ohh!
333
00:12:30,171 --> 00:12:32,674
Oh, my... okay! You're
a man! You're a man!
334
00:12:32,706 --> 00:12:34,283
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- It's fine.
335
00:12:34,307 --> 00:12:35,952
I'm just gonna walk away.
I didn't see anything.
336
00:12:35,976 --> 00:12:37,678
Hey! It's me, Shoemaker!
337
00:12:37,711 --> 00:12:39,681
Shoemaker? What are you doing?
338
00:12:39,714 --> 00:12:41,148
I'm getting my damn job back!
339
00:12:41,181 --> 00:12:43,818
- By Mrs. Doubtfiring yourself?
- I'm Danish Girling myself!
340
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:46,019
This is desperate, man, even for you.
341
00:12:46,052 --> 00:12:48,789
This isn't about me. It's
about women everywhere.
342
00:12:48,822 --> 00:12:50,290
Oh, just 'cause you put on a wig
343
00:12:50,324 --> 00:12:53,321
and some barely passable
prosthetics, which never worked on me,
344
00:12:53,346 --> 00:12:54,837
- Oh, it didn't for you. Right.
- not even for a second...
345
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,129
does not make you a woman.
346
00:12:56,162 --> 00:12:58,220
I am most certainly a woman, okay?
347
00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:01,135
I've been sexually harassed into
some sort of an eating disorder.
348
00:13:01,166 --> 00:13:03,638
Everywhere I go, people keep
telling me to smile more,
349
00:13:03,671 --> 00:13:06,608
and my paycheck is 70%
of what it was last week.
350
00:13:06,641 --> 00:13:08,443
Now, don't you tell
Cattie that I did this.
351
00:13:08,475 --> 00:13:11,144
- I'm gonna tell everybody.
- You wouldn't dare.
352
00:13:11,177 --> 00:13:14,715
Unless you change those
players' grades, Sheneneh.
353
00:13:16,651 --> 00:13:17,785
Fine.
354
00:13:17,817 --> 00:13:19,987
Thatagirl. And would
it kill you to smile?
355
00:13:20,021 --> 00:13:22,991
356
00:13:23,023 --> 00:13:25,493
Hey, Tambourine. Do you
know where Iron Toe is?
357
00:13:25,526 --> 00:13:26,995
Not showing up is where he is.
358
00:13:27,027 --> 00:13:28,826
He's not doing anything
to help this team.
359
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:31,832
Oh, please, like fulfilling
that dying child's last wish?
360
00:13:31,865 --> 00:13:34,335
Brady's not dying.
He's got celiac disease.
361
00:13:34,368 --> 00:13:35,802
He just can't eat gluten.
362
00:13:35,835 --> 00:13:37,404
Well, I don't give a [bleep].
363
00:13:37,437 --> 00:13:39,172
Look, winning a football game
364
00:13:39,205 --> 00:13:41,576
is like clapping to
keep Tinker Bell alive.
365
00:13:41,609 --> 00:13:43,344
It only works if you believe.
366
00:13:43,377 --> 00:13:44,646
Now, the players...
367
00:13:44,678 --> 00:13:46,914
they believe in Iron Toe
because we believe in Iron Toe.
368
00:13:46,947 --> 00:13:48,415
If we start questioning the Toe,
369
00:13:48,449 --> 00:13:50,818
then the kids are gonna lose
faith and Tinker Bell dies.
370
00:13:50,850 --> 00:13:53,687
Do you want to kill a fairy or
do you want to win a damn game?
371
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:56,023
- Win a damn football game.
- Well, then, come on!
372
00:13:56,056 --> 00:13:57,491
Clap your hands, Tammy! Come on!
373
00:13:57,524 --> 00:13:59,359
First off, I am not clapping my hands.
374
00:13:59,393 --> 00:14:02,397
And second, I think your Tinker
Bell is more of a Captain Hook!
375
00:14:02,430 --> 00:14:03,830
He's casing the place!
376
00:14:03,864 --> 00:14:06,033
- Oh, please!
- Quick question.
377
00:14:06,066 --> 00:14:08,702
Anyone here in the market for
a gently used laser printer?
378
00:14:08,735 --> 00:14:11,405
Like the one missing from the AV room?
379
00:14:11,438 --> 00:14:12,873
[Crash]
380
00:14:12,907 --> 00:14:16,433
You know, uh, if you want
to accuse me of something,
381
00:14:16,719 --> 00:14:20,508
I'd be happy to go help another
high school win, like, let's say...
382
00:14:21,118 --> 00:14:22,917
- Chatwood.
- [Gasps]
383
00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:24,585
Then go.
384
00:14:24,619 --> 00:14:27,021
[Chuckles] There's
no need to intimidate.
385
00:14:27,053 --> 00:14:28,355
Why don't you sit down, Tammy?
386
00:14:28,380 --> 00:14:32,017
Um, you have 100% of our support, Coach.
387
00:14:32,058 --> 00:14:34,962
Whatever you need,
you got it right here.
388
00:14:34,995 --> 00:14:37,599
- All right. Thanks, Sugar.
- [Chuckles]
389
00:14:37,632 --> 00:14:40,382
- Iron Toe! There you are. Great news!
- Uh-huh. Okay.
390
00:14:40,407 --> 00:14:42,023
All those All-District players... I
got 'em eligible for the football game.
391
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,747
Great. Thanks, guy.
Good. Good. Real good.
392
00:14:43,771 --> 00:14:44,914
Yeah, some of the players were hoping
393
00:14:44,938 --> 00:14:46,215
that maybe you'd come
coach a little bit or...
394
00:14:46,239 --> 00:14:48,237
No, I'm kind of busy
with Foul Ball here,
395
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,630
but, uh, why don't you just, uh,
run 'em through some plays, okay?
396
00:14:50,654 --> 00:14:52,254
Oh, you mean plays like these?
397
00:14:52,278 --> 00:14:53,607
I've been working on
these my whole life.
398
00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,012
- Have you, now?
- You might recognize some of these
399
00:14:55,036 --> 00:14:56,355
from the '87 championship season, right?
400
00:14:56,379 --> 00:14:57,579
Very familiar, yeah.
401
00:14:57,604 --> 00:14:59,253
Look, I'd love to stick around and chat,
402
00:14:59,286 --> 00:15:02,924
but, uh, I've got to take
the Browns to the Super Bowl.
403
00:15:03,776 --> 00:15:06,980
[Laughter]
404
00:15:08,128 --> 00:15:10,230
That's the coolest
way you could say that.
405
00:15:10,263 --> 00:15:13,768
Hey... hey... hey!
406
00:15:13,801 --> 00:15:15,737
Oh, don't kill Tinker
Bell, Tammy. Please.
407
00:15:16,018 --> 00:15:18,087
408
00:15:20,976 --> 00:15:23,279
[Singsong voice] Iron Toe?
409
00:15:26,444 --> 00:15:28,992
Why don't you take a
picture? I'll last longer.
410
00:15:31,619 --> 00:15:33,854
Where is Iron Toe?
411
00:15:33,888 --> 00:15:35,989
Hey, Coach, your street meat's here.
412
00:15:36,023 --> 00:15:37,392
I'm gonna kill you.
413
00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:40,094
Hey.
414
00:15:40,127 --> 00:15:42,130
Go flush your desk, Fish Bone.
415
00:15:42,162 --> 00:15:43,330
Right.
416
00:15:50,003 --> 00:15:51,839
[Toilet flushes]
417
00:15:51,872 --> 00:15:53,641
So, where can I do you for?
418
00:15:53,673 --> 00:15:54,841
[Both chuckle]
419
00:15:54,874 --> 00:15:59,817
Well, I was in my room thinking perhaps
I've been a little bit coy with you.
420
00:15:59,979 --> 00:16:04,018
But, um, I just get so
easily embarrassed and shy.
421
00:16:04,051 --> 00:16:06,787
You want to know something?
422
00:16:06,821 --> 00:16:07,821
What's that?
423
00:16:07,854 --> 00:16:10,858
I was this close to whipping up a batch
424
00:16:10,891 --> 00:16:12,393
just thinking about you.
425
00:16:12,426 --> 00:16:14,862
So hard to believe you're single.
426
00:16:14,894 --> 00:16:17,831
So, ready to meet the
original Barrel Man?
427
00:16:17,864 --> 00:16:19,566
Just as long as I can film it.
428
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,002
- Oh, a freak, huh?
- Maybe.
429
00:16:21,034 --> 00:16:22,235
Since you're pregnant,
430
00:16:22,268 --> 00:16:24,505
I won't have to wear a sock, right?
431
00:16:28,576 --> 00:16:32,412
[Marching band playing]
432
00:16:37,017 --> 00:16:39,253
Uh, shouldn't we be out
warming up with the team?
433
00:16:39,286 --> 00:16:42,845
Relax, Four Balls. Everyone's
distracted. This is our chance.
434
00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:45,093
Now, where does Cattie
keep the valuables?
435
00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:47,267
- There's a treasure drawer.
- All right, boys. We got this.
436
00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:50,205
Iron Toe'll be here any
minute, start this ballgame.
437
00:16:50,730 --> 00:16:52,199
It's locked.
438
00:16:54,135 --> 00:16:55,486
Hold my shoe.
439
00:16:55,511 --> 00:16:57,425
Come on, sweetie pie. Talk to me.
440
00:16:57,450 --> 00:17:00,020
- [Knocks]
- There it is.
441
00:17:04,063 --> 00:17:05,966
[Chuckles]
442
00:17:06,899 --> 00:17:08,568
- Ohh!
- [Gasps]
443
00:17:08,601 --> 00:17:11,237
- Would have been good from 70.
- The mother lode.
444
00:17:11,270 --> 00:17:13,431
It's all right. He'll show up.
He'll be here He'll be here.
445
00:17:13,455 --> 00:17:16,284
- So, what's happening? Where's Iron Toe?
- Last time I saw him was this morning.
446
00:17:16,308 --> 00:17:17,418
He was in the boy's locker room.
447
00:17:17,442 --> 00:17:18,989
He was painting the whole thing red.
448
00:17:19,014 --> 00:17:21,301
Wrote "Hell" on the wall... badass.
449
00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:23,891
What's all this crap? Where's the cash?
450
00:17:23,915 --> 00:17:26,752
Right here... Uncle Jake's pizza cash.
451
00:17:26,786 --> 00:17:30,222
Not pizza cash the...
the money! Where is it?
452
00:17:30,256 --> 00:17:34,294
The money? I guess at the
bank, where regular money lives?
453
00:17:34,326 --> 00:17:36,105
You mean to tell me I've
been working this school,
454
00:17:36,129 --> 00:17:37,872
and all I get for it is
a printer, some laptops,
455
00:17:37,896 --> 00:17:39,798
and your grandfather's crappy watch?!
456
00:17:39,832 --> 00:17:42,435
You've been stealing from
the school this entire time?
457
00:17:42,468 --> 00:17:46,139
We've been stealing from the school
this whole time, you dumb piece of...
458
00:17:46,171 --> 00:17:48,107
But we bled it dry.
459
00:17:48,141 --> 00:17:49,642
I'm out of here.
460
00:17:51,411 --> 00:17:52,845
Take care, Fairbell.
461
00:17:56,594 --> 00:17:58,117
He called me "Fairbell."
462
00:17:58,151 --> 00:18:00,787
463
00:18:08,126 --> 00:18:10,161
Hey, Smoot, we got to
get this game going.
464
00:18:10,196 --> 00:18:11,398
Where's your coach?
465
00:18:11,431 --> 00:18:13,333
Oh, no, no, no! This
is not happening to me.
466
00:18:13,365 --> 00:18:15,234
Hey, don't worry about
it. He's a Bronco.
467
00:18:15,267 --> 00:18:16,769
Broncos always show up.
468
00:18:16,803 --> 00:18:19,830
469
00:18:22,541 --> 00:18:23,442
[Engine starts]
470
00:18:23,476 --> 00:18:25,277
- You got two minutes.
- He'll be here.
471
00:18:25,310 --> 00:18:27,489
Oh, he better be, because I
am not gonna look like a fool
472
00:18:27,513 --> 00:18:29,396
in front of 40 reporters.
473
00:18:29,421 --> 00:18:30,917
- 41... 42...
- Fairbell!
474
00:18:30,950 --> 00:18:32,184
Nothing! No one!
475
00:18:32,218 --> 00:18:34,029
Fairbell, I know you have
something in your pocket.
476
00:18:34,053 --> 00:18:36,323
I could care less right
now. Where is Iron Toe?
477
00:18:36,355 --> 00:18:37,550
He's gone. He left.
478
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:38,727
- What?!
- What?!
479
00:18:38,752 --> 00:18:41,161
He did remember my name,
though, before he left.
480
00:18:41,190 --> 00:18:44,596
He said, "You are one
dumb piece of... Fairbell."
481
00:18:44,630 --> 00:18:47,299
- So, you're telling me that Iron Toe...
- Oh, no.
482
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:51,671
had enough faith in me to step up
and coach the game of my goddamn life?
483
00:18:51,703 --> 00:18:54,139
No, he said, "I've bled this
school dry, and I'm leaving."
484
00:18:54,172 --> 00:18:56,318
- I'll do it. I'll do it for Iron Toe.
- I remember. He... he made me promise.
485
00:18:56,342 --> 00:18:57,736
- Oh, my...
- And for the Broncos.
486
00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:58,565
"I bled this school dry,
487
00:18:58,590 --> 00:19:00,022
- "and now I'm"...
- And for Smoot Nation!
488
00:19:00,046 --> 00:19:01,780
Loren, you better fix this.
489
00:19:01,814 --> 00:19:05,119
Don't you worry, Cattie. I
have got one hell of a plan.
490
00:19:06,085 --> 00:19:07,687
It's girls of the PAC-10.
491
00:19:07,719 --> 00:19:09,288
Ass!
492
00:19:10,865 --> 00:19:13,727
- Hey [bleep] did the bars just let out?
- [Laughs]
493
00:19:13,759 --> 00:19:15,692
That's hilarious, Abbey.
494
00:19:15,717 --> 00:19:17,896
No, where is Iron Toe?
I've got that bastard.
495
00:19:17,930 --> 00:19:19,199
Oh, haven't you heard?
496
00:19:19,231 --> 00:19:21,734
Iron Toe looted the
school and just took off.
497
00:19:21,767 --> 00:19:24,136
- S-So Iron Toe is gone?
- Yeah.
498
00:19:24,170 --> 00:19:28,307
[Voice breaking] You mean...
I did all that for nothing?
499
00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:29,376
Did all what?
500
00:19:29,409 --> 00:19:32,045
Oh, gosh, honey!
501
00:19:32,077 --> 00:19:33,979
No, no, no, no! It's fine.
502
00:19:34,013 --> 00:19:36,750
No, I'm probably just gonna, um, go home
503
00:19:36,783 --> 00:19:39,386
and shower forever,
you know, or something.
504
00:19:39,419 --> 00:19:41,354
I'll see you later. 'Kay, bye!
505
00:19:41,386 --> 00:19:43,389
- Bye!
- Aaaah!
506
00:19:43,422 --> 00:19:46,892
All right, boys, we're gonna throw
the whole goddamn playbook at 'em.
507
00:19:46,925 --> 00:19:49,605
They're not gonna know what hit 'em.
Every single one of these routes.
508
00:19:49,629 --> 00:19:51,564
We're gonna throw the
Deal and Dug at 'em.
509
00:19:51,596 --> 00:19:53,675
We're gonna throw the
"Celebrity SportsCenter" at 'em.
510
00:19:53,699 --> 00:19:56,368
What appears to be a sperm is
not. It's a player route this way.
511
00:19:56,402 --> 00:19:57,513
- Coach.
- You zig, you za...
512
00:19:57,537 --> 00:19:59,047
A lot of these plays
are pretty complicated.
513
00:19:59,071 --> 00:20:00,774
Exactly. If you guys are confused,
514
00:20:00,806 --> 00:20:03,108
imagine how lost they're gonna be, huh?
515
00:20:03,142 --> 00:20:04,677
Now, let's go out there, Smoot High,
516
00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:06,546
and let's play some
Fighting Tariff football
517
00:20:06,578 --> 00:20:08,013
using these plays, huh?
518
00:20:08,046 --> 00:20:09,415
[Indistinct shouting]
519
00:20:09,449 --> 00:20:11,359
On three, "Break." One,
two, three... Smoot High!
520
00:20:11,383 --> 00:20:13,585
Get out there! Get
out there! Do it right.
521
00:20:13,619 --> 00:20:15,755
[Cheers and applause]
522
00:20:15,787 --> 00:20:18,624
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no. Not a double reverse.
523
00:20:18,658 --> 00:20:20,093
[Whistle blows]
524
00:20:22,394 --> 00:20:24,763
Oh, oh! Great, great!
525
00:20:24,796 --> 00:20:26,960
That's great! That's a great play!
526
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,842
What are you doing, 3-7?
What, are you throwing to me?!
527
00:20:32,071 --> 00:20:34,474
What the [bleep] is going on out here?
528
00:20:36,776 --> 00:20:39,612
That's dog[bleep]
That's [bleep] dog[bleep]
529
00:20:39,644 --> 00:20:41,580
I didn't realize I'm
like the [bleep] out here
530
00:20:41,613 --> 00:20:43,450
trying to play the
[bleep] game of football!
531
00:20:43,482 --> 00:20:45,585
I am [bleep] livid. I
can't even do this [bleep].
532
00:20:45,617 --> 00:20:47,189
You know what? Y'all coach.
533
00:20:47,214 --> 00:20:49,814
Y'all just [bleep] coach,
you're so [bleep] smart.
534
00:20:51,470 --> 00:20:53,226
[Bleep] I'm just
kidding. I'm just kidding.
535
00:20:53,258 --> 00:20:55,327
I was trying to loosen
it up around here.
536
00:20:57,540 --> 00:21:00,333
What the hell are you doing
out there, Bill Belisuck?
537
00:21:00,365 --> 00:21:02,000
Cattie, these kids are idiots.
538
00:21:02,034 --> 00:21:04,970
It's like they've never seen
the '87 AFC championship game.
539
00:21:05,004 --> 00:21:06,840
It's hopeless, all right? It's hopeless!
540
00:21:06,873 --> 00:21:08,908
Un... unless... I got
one more perfect play.
541
00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:10,610
Unh-unh-unh, you had your chance!
542
00:21:10,642 --> 00:21:12,344
Now it's the Cattie Goodman show.
543
00:21:12,377 --> 00:21:14,847
Put in the dying kid.
544
00:21:14,881 --> 00:21:17,083
Cattie... that's brilliant!
545
00:21:17,115 --> 00:21:19,685
Nobody's gonna remember
the final score after that.
546
00:21:19,719 --> 00:21:21,621
They're just gonna remember Brady,
547
00:21:21,653 --> 00:21:23,088
the little bummer boy.
548
00:21:23,122 --> 00:21:24,867
Exactly. That type of
stuff always makes the news.
549
00:21:24,891 --> 00:21:27,694
Hey, Brady! Suit up. You're going in.
550
00:21:27,727 --> 00:21:29,362
[Marching band playing]
551
00:21:29,394 --> 00:21:31,330
This is gonna be so great.
552
00:21:31,363 --> 00:21:32,941
Hey, how'd you convince Chatwood's coach
553
00:21:32,965 --> 00:21:35,168
to, uh, make sure the
players let Brady score?
554
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:38,604
When would I have done that? I
just came up with it just now.
555
00:21:38,638 --> 00:21:40,640
Oh, God.
556
00:21:40,672 --> 00:21:43,070
[Bleep] Uh... uh...
557
00:21:43,304 --> 00:21:46,554
Call him on your headset! Call
the other coach on the headset.
558
00:21:46,578 --> 00:21:47,889
That isn't how this works!
This is plugged into my iPod.
559
00:21:47,913 --> 00:21:49,993
- I'm listening to Weezy right now.
- Are you stupid?
560
00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:52,218
- Clap if you believe.
- What?!
561
00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:54,340
Just do it! Clap if you believe!
562
00:21:54,365 --> 00:21:55,599
Clap, guys. Clap it out!
563
00:21:55,631 --> 00:21:57,912
- Clap if you believe!
- Clap it out if you believe. Clap.
564
00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:00,159
That's it!
565
00:22:00,191 --> 00:22:02,895
[Chanting] Brady! Brady! Brady!
566
00:22:02,929 --> 00:22:05,230
Brady! Brady! Brady! Brady!
567
00:22:05,264 --> 00:22:07,867
- Brady! Brady! Brady! Brady!
- [Whistle blows]
568
00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:11,037
[Cheering]
569
00:22:11,069 --> 00:22:14,573
570
00:22:26,285 --> 00:22:27,987
[Cheers and applause]
571
00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:29,537
I caught it.
572
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,956
Unh!
573
00:22:36,027 --> 00:22:38,632
[All groan]
574
00:22:39,864 --> 00:22:42,902
Walk it off, son! Walk it off.
575
00:22:44,437 --> 00:22:47,774
576
00:22:51,410 --> 00:22:53,613
- He's okay!
- Oh, yes! Thank you, Jesus!
577
00:22:53,645 --> 00:22:55,414
- Thank you, Jesus!
- He's all right.
578
00:22:55,448 --> 00:22:58,751
[Applause]
579
00:22:58,784 --> 00:23:00,420
[Murmuring]
580
00:23:00,452 --> 00:23:02,221
[Bleep] damn it.
581
00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:10,462
Well, this was one
gigantic [bleep] show.
582
00:23:11,010 --> 00:23:12,397
Mr. Payton,
583
00:23:12,431 --> 00:23:14,968
I'm gonna guarantee
you something right now.
584
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,221
You're never gonna coach
for this team again.
585
00:23:17,246 --> 00:23:19,112
What? You have to give me one more shot.
586
00:23:19,137 --> 00:23:22,240
Well, let me think about it, okay? No!
587
00:23:22,274 --> 00:23:23,776
I'll tell you one thing...
588
00:23:23,808 --> 00:23:26,445
you have not seen the
last of Coach Payton.
589
00:23:27,646 --> 00:23:29,773
- [Sighs]
- Okay, I'll bite. What is it?
590
00:23:29,798 --> 00:23:31,784
I miss Tracey.
591
00:23:31,816 --> 00:23:34,375
- What are you...
- It's like I still smell her.
592
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,453
Oh, my God, Abbey. Okay, listen.
593
00:23:36,478 --> 00:23:38,234
Tracey was...
594
00:23:38,490 --> 00:23:39,959
What?
595
00:23:39,991 --> 00:23:43,460
She was in the parking lot
when I was on my way back in,
596
00:23:43,484 --> 00:23:45,219
and wanted me to tell you
597
00:23:45,251 --> 00:23:48,121
that she thought you were best friends,
598
00:23:48,154 --> 00:23:51,725
and that your periods
had finally synched up.
599
00:23:51,758 --> 00:23:53,399
Oh, my God! I knew it!
600
00:23:53,424 --> 00:23:55,963
That is so me and Tracey.
601
00:23:55,996 --> 00:23:58,666
Hey, guys, just got back from
visiting Brady at the hospital.
602
00:23:58,690 --> 00:24:00,968
Good news... they got his
head back on the right way.
603
00:24:01,002 --> 00:24:02,735
That is good news. Yeah.
604
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,235
Bad news... someone,
and they don't know who,
605
00:24:05,260 --> 00:24:07,741
gave him one of the
last of my cinnamon rolls
606
00:24:08,157 --> 00:24:09,910
and got really sick.
607
00:24:09,942 --> 00:24:12,579
- [Knock on door]
- Woman: Yoo-hoo!
608
00:24:15,475 --> 00:24:17,551
Oh, hey, there, teachers I don't know.
609
00:24:17,584 --> 00:24:22,429
I'm Susie, a girl football
coach who plays by her own rules.
610
00:24:24,398 --> 00:24:27,226
Excuse me? My tits are right here...
611
00:24:27,276 --> 00:24:31,826
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