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So, guys, what'd you think
of the oscars?

I loved it.

So much razzle.

So much... dazzle.

I'm just pleased that lace
is once again a fashion "do."

The "in memoriam" montage
was wonderful.

I'd love to meet
those people someday.

- Should we tell...
- Nope. No upside.

Right.

Will someone
come check my homework?

Oh, be right there,
sweetheart!

Thanks!

Hey, Larry,
you all right over there?

No, he's fine. This happens sometimes
when he watches TV.

Um, okay.

Well, you guys
have a great night.

We'll do it again
next year.

He's fine.

Okay. Let's take a look.

Really, bud?

For 10 times 2,
you went with 100%?

Crushed it.

Well, no.

That's all right, buddy.
Just school.

Go brush your teeth.
I'll come up to say good night.

Okay.

Really? It's just school?

It's third grade
math homework.

I don't want him
to beat himself up.

Well, Marty, I think we need
to be a little tougher on him.

You know, I think we need
to push him a little more.

- Ah, we push him plenty.
- Do we?

Becoming a little fast and loose
with the old fist pump.

You're becoming like
a fist-pump slut.

That's a good one.

Look, you know how my parents
made me feel growing up,

with the crazy pressure.

I don't wanna get
like that with Max.

Larry?

I...

am going to win...

an Oscar.

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Larry Bird Presents an Oscar-Winning Film by Larry Bird

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I'm borrowing some DVDs.

Only the academy award winners.

Okay, Larry. Well,
we're gonna go to bed.

You can take whatever you want. Just make
sure you shut the lights before you leave.

I'm borrowing the movies
for research

to help me craft
my own Oscar-winning film.

Fun project. Good night.

When I first arrived here,

I wanted to win a nobel prize.
But after watching the oscars,

I realized that the nobel prize
is just small potatoes.

I mean, can you even name
one nobel prize winner?

- That's easy...
- And don't say Nelson Mandela.

You see, on your meshugenner planet,

you revere filmmakers
more than peacemakers.

Thus, I shall win the most
important award you have... Oscar.

Bono? No.

Sean Penn? No. Google?

Mom! Dad! I have
the biggest news ever!

- Me and Dick...
- Dick and I.

Really? Biggest news ever,

and you're stopping me
for grammar?

Come on. Come on.
What?

We were picked to compete
in the district spelling bee!

Can you believe it?

No, I don't
believe that, kiddo.

Do you have written proof?

I sure d-o.

- I just can't stop. I don't know why.
- Oh, well...

Um, Max, you spelled better

than every other kid
in your class?

Yeah. Well, a lot were out
with strep throat.

What word did you spell?

They picked the words out of a hat,
and I had to spell "Weaver."

Oh. So you got in
by spelling your last name?

Pretty cool, huh?

It's like I was meant
to win the spelling bee!

The district spelling bee.

That means the magnet school
with the gluten-free cafeteria,

and our kid got in
by spelling his last name.

Well, we got a week
to teach him how to spell.

I'm gonna get started
on the flash cards.

Okay, but please, we just can't
put too much pressure on him.

I don't want him to get up there
and choke, you know?

- You remember what happened with the...
- Okay, Marty,

we all remember the incident.

I don't know about the incident.

What's the incident?

I'm gonna break out
the VCR.

No, no, no, no, no!

Don't make me watch it.
Please. No.

Honey, she needs to know
where she comes from.

All right, I'm off to zumba
with Mary Lou retton.

What are you doing, husband?

I'm making a list of the qualities
of all the Oscar-winning films,

and then I'll incorporate them
into my movie

and be a shoo-in
for "best picture."

I'm up to "the blind side"...

"best actress," 2010.

Great news, parents!

I got into
the district spelling bee.

Oh, that's wonderful, son.

Do you need me
to help you study?

No, thanks. My intellect
surpassed yours years ago.

Actually, I don't really
need you for anything anymore.

Jeez, dick, tell me
how you really feel.

Well, I suppose the only reason
that I still live here

is because I crave approval
from my father.

Father, I qualified
for a spelling bee.

Yes, and you're being
quite irritating about it.

Round and round we go.

Care to join me
for "the blind side"?

Apparently it's a heartwarming story
of a Southern woman

who takes in a giant black child
who needs a home.

Oh, I remember what it was like
to be needed by a child.

Though mine's not
a giant black.

More of a petite ginger.

Roll it.

So when your dad
and I started dating,

I thought it would be fun

if we sang "Summer lovin'" from "Grease"
at the senior recital.

You and I so would not have
been friends in high school.

Continue.

When my parents found out,

they built it up to be
this huge thing, you know?

Made me practice
around the clock.

Okay. Just watch.

And your father
had the first line,

but he just froze.

I choked
in front of everyone.

- Now watch what she does here. Look.
- ™� Summer days, driftin' away

- Watch what she does.
- Oh, let it go.

Watch.

™� to, oh, oh, the summer ni...

And that, daughter of mine,
is "the incident."

Thank you.

That was the best thing
we've ever done together.

And that's why we can't put
too much pressure on Max.

Okay. We'll be low-key
about it. Casual.

Oh, yeah. Because you're great
at being casual.

No one casually abandons their
husband on stage quite like you.

Oh, 25 years ago, Marty.
Let it go.

Yeah, but it feels
like yesterday.

"Blind side" is the most wonderful movie
in the entire world.

I love the way that helpless
giant needs Sandra Bullock

to give him a home
and take care of him.

I want a child to blindside.

Oh, I don't think you're using
the term "Blind side" correctly.

Of course I am.
"Blind side," verb...

to find a person less fortunate than you are
and dramatically change his life

so that you feel like the most important
and most needed person in the entire world.

I stand corrected.

All right, love dumpling,
I'm off to make my Oscar winner.

- Wish me luck.
- Good luck.

I don't need luck.
I have my list.

Just like my homeboy,
schindler.

"Best picture," 1993.

Hey, buddy,
whatcha doing?

- Gonna go skateboard.
- Hey, I have an idea.

What do you say
we play a game

where we spell everything
we're gonna do? Watch.

I'm gonna read.

R-e-a-d.

Okay, let's do that.
Max, what are you gonna do?

L-e-v.

Was that "leave"?

I fear it was.

Mommy, are you ready to have
our Tuesday tea party with me and the girls?

Oh, baby, another time.
Mommy has to go outside

and trick your brother
into spelling stuff,

'cause daddy won't let her be
a good mommy.

She says to the 6-year-old

who she just left alone
in the house.

And action!

We'll be
safe here, mama...

because life is like a box o' chocolates.

And music!

Oh, no! Rain man found us!

- Definitely. Definitely.
- You're not real!

You're just a symptom
of my schizophrenia,

the one downside of my...

Beautiful mind.

Cut! Cut! Cut!

How was that, father?

Absolute drivel.

Apparently,
stringing together

elements from Oscar-winning movies

does not make
a compelling film.

It is harder
than I thought.

Perhaps, uh, "best picture"
is a bit ambitious.

If only there was
a kind of film

that didn't require
a script or fancy sets

or real actors?

Like those
Tyler Perry things?

No. A movie where
we film the world around us?

That's it.
A documentary.

I just need
something to document.

...c-e-r-o-s. Rhinoceros.

Yes.

Everyone loves a movie
about a kid who wins it all.

Dick, I am going to make a movie

about your road
to spelling bee victory.

Fatherly attention?
I'll take it.

Yes.

I'm going to win an Oscar
for best documentary.

Thank you.

Sweetheart,
what's the matter?

I was supposed to have
a tea party today,

but now nobody
wants to have one with me.

A child of a different race
in need.

A selfless woman in a vehicle.

So what you're sayin'

is that you have nowhere
to have your tea party tonight?

I'm not saying that.

I have a tea set
in my room.

Don't you lie to me.

Why are you talking
like Reba?

Get in.
You're comin' home with me.

Okay.

Blind sided.

...e-m-u-m. Chrysanthemum.

Right again.

Of course I am.
I memorized the dictionary.

Spell "porcupine."

P-o-r-c-u-p-I-n-e.

Porcupine.

For the love of God.

Reggie, I'm reviewing my list
of Oscar-winning elements

- and getting worried.
- Hmm.

Do you feel this has,
"a," dramatic tension...

- No.
- "B," an underdog...

I am the best speller
in the world.

- No.
- "C," a relatable lead?

My tail hurts.

I'm not even going to tell you "d."

Sex appeal.

"D" is sex appeal.

I fear my brother
is not leading man material.

You're right. We need someone
more... camera-friendly,

someone who seems
like a long shot

to win a spelling bee,

but is so loveable that you
root for him against all odds.

I'm okay!

Maxwell
"against all odds" Weaver.

I am going to make you a star.

Now I know it's not much.

I've never had one of these before.

A room to yourself?

No. A room
just for tea parties.

Okay, Alli,
you sit here,

and Funny Bunny,
you sit here,

- and...
- Blind sided.

Sit up. Okay.

That's my relatable, all-American boy.

Hello, father.

Shouldn't we get back
to the documentary?

"Tetracycline."

T-e-t-r-a-c-y-c-l-I-n-e.

- "Tetracycline."
- Dick...

I have some rather
unfortunate news.

You are no longer the star
of my documentary.

But it's called "Larry bird presents Dick Butkus
wins the spelling bee."

I'm essential.

Son, I'm gonna
shoot you straight

because I know that's how
you like to receive information.

No, it isn't. I don't know why
you decided that.

You aren't relatable,
you're not all-American,

and you keep looking directly
into my camera lens.

So I'm making another
documentary. It's called

"Larry bird presents
Max Weaver... against all odds."

You're making a documentary
about Max?

I am.
Now if you'll excuse me,

I have to get back
to editing my...

"Max skateboards
and is a cutie pie" sequence.

Okay, Max, I really want you
to fake up the humility, okay?

I mean, I don't know
if I'm gonna win the bee,

- but I'm gonna try my best.
- All right. Now cuter.

I mean, I don't know
if I'm gonna win the bee,

but I'm gonna try my best.

Okay, what is going on?

Oh. Larry asked me to star
in his documentary.

It's gonna be all about
how I win the spelling bee.

Thanks, Larry.
That's just what we needed.

Okay. Let's get spelling.

Oh, good.
You won't even know we're here.

- Okay. Shovel.
- Oh, Debbie. Um...

You think you could get
a stutter going?

I want to get a kind
of "king's speech" thing going here.

Give me your best Colin Firth.

What time is it?

May I have one of those cookies, Abby?
They look simply divine.

Ms. Joyner-Kersee,
I miss my mommy.

I know you do, baby.

But she's a drug addict,

and she can't give you the life
my white family can.

I think I hear my mom calling.

What's that? Come home now?

Well, you know my mom
and her rules.

In the end, they all leave.

A-l-o-n-e.
Alone.

Caterpillar.

- Guys, enough. I'm tired.
- Well, you know what they say...

nothing wakes you up
more than spelling.

Show me one person
who says that.

Show me that person
and I'll spell all night.

Check me out, father.

I have
a new all-American look.

What's the hippity haps,
my fellow relatable Americans?

Dick, please.
We're recording.

Okay, come on, Max.
Caterpillar.

I said I'm tired.

Father, do you like my all-American
chubby checkers twist?

Dick. Okay, if you're gonna stay,
you have to be quiet.

Listen, Max, we're trying
to help you, okay?

Now come on. Caterpillar.

Larry says I don't need help.

Larry says I'm a great story
and I can't lose.

- That's right, Max.
- Really?

Well maybe Larry should be more
concerned with you not humiliating yourself.

I'm gonna humiliate myself?

No, sweetie,
that is not what he meant.

- That's not what I meant...
- Okay, guys, I just need some time alone.

Can you please
just get out?

- Okay. Okay. I will give you a moment.
- Please just go.

- Please, mom.
- But, Dick, your hat is in the shot.

That's it.
Nothing I do makes you proud.

- What are you talking about?
- You, too.

- Just need a quick 2-shot. That's it.
- No.

- And then I'll be...
- You do not get a 2-shot.

- Out of your hair.
- No. Go.

Well, at least
vertical stripes are slimming.

shh. Shh. Shh.

Here they come.

- Sound speed.
- Action!

You're gonna do great
today, honey.

Yeah. We believe in you,
kiddo.

Yeah, well,
you didn't last night.

I need to focus.

All right. All right.

Wanna sit together,
Ms. Joyner-Kersee?

That depends.
Are you ready to start acting

like an impoverished
300-pound black man?

Yeah, I'll be
right there, mom!

Ball and chain.

Reggie, boom!

Careful not to record me,
father.

Wouldn't want
someone so unrelatable

tainting your documentary.

Oh, Dick, get off it.

Oh, great, here he comes.

No. Not so close.
No filming in the car.

One quick shot in here,
Debbie, and I'll be out.

Give me the freakin'...

This is crazy.

I can't spell.

What am I even doing here?

"Libraries"...

- l-I-b-r-a-r-I-e-s. "Libraries."
- It's almost Max's turn.

I can't watch.

Next up is Dick...

Butkus.

Hello, my fellow
red-white-and-blue-ies.

Uh... hello.

Your word is "cylinder."

Though my father doesn't see it,
I'm as American as apple pie.

Can I get a round of sound?

Okay. Please spell "cylinder."

C-y-l-i-n-d-e-r. See you
next round, guys and dolls.

Next up, Max Weaver.

Here's our boy.

Max, your word is "resource."

Resource.

R...

E...

- Oh, no. Why isn't he saying more letters?
- I don't know.

Oh, God. He's choking
just like I did.

"The incident" part two...
"the incident strikes back."

R...

E...

Starting over.

R...

Starting over.

Third act plot twist.

Move! Making a movie here.
Move!

It's...

- What...
- Does it go... what is... it goes...

Oh, my God.

"Well-a well-a well-a, unh."

Tell me more. Tell me more.
Did you get very far?"

Supporting actors. Original song.

I'm going to win
every Oscar.

™� Yeah, we got friendly
down in the sand, yeah, yeah ♺

Okay. He's gone.

- Deb, it's over now, so...
- Oh. All right.

Come on. Come on.
Let's go.

And all that anyone
will remember

are the crazy people
that started singing.

- Thanks again, guys.
- That's what we're here for, kiddo.

And we're also here to help you
when you have trouble with stuff, okay?

We're gonna start buckling down
on the homework a little more.

Finally some structure.

I've been drowning over here.

Told ya.

Look, I'm sorry I got bored of
my tea room, Ms. Joyner-Kersee.

It was nice for a while...

Until it got weird.

So you did need me?

Mm... sure.

- Would you say that I changed your life?
- No.

- Can you just say that I changed your life?
- Okay.

You changed my life.

No, big Abby. You changed mine.

Blind sided.

You should see a therapist.

Okay, Larry, we're all here to watch
your Oscar-winning movie.

Yes. Uh, my movie. Um...

May I present
"a spelling bee movie"?

C-y-l-i-n-d-e-r. See you
next round, guys and dolls.

This right here
is Zabvronian D.N.A.

Father, this isn't about Max.

No. I, um...
I went in a different direction.

™� What they'd be

You missed my mom and dad
performing?

And the part where Debbie got
frisked outside the building.

Dude, you missed
everything important.

Well, I suppose
that's a matter of opinion.

™� I tell you what they'd be

I don't think this is your Oscar winner, father.

That's all right.
I'll get 'em next time.

™� Would be all...

13 days since the Weavers' arrival.

They seem relatively harmless.

- What was that?
- Um...

Oh, um...
Here. Hold your brother!

What is that?

Why would you do that?!

You guys crossed the line!
You crossed the line!

More popcorn, anyone?

For God sake, Mrs. Robinson.

You got me into your house,
you pour me a drink,

you turn on music,
now you're telling me

your husband
won't be home for hours?

So?

Mrs. Robinson,
you're trying to seduce me.

Aren't you?

I could have been a star.

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