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The thing about this car
is it's, like,
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one of those rarities of life.
It's like me.
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So this joker, this... Jeremy,
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what's the deal
with that situation?
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I don't know. She doesn't
talk to me about boy stuff.
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Hasn't since
the muppets took Manhattan.
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- What?
- She had a weird dream about Gonzo.
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You don't want to know.
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Gonzo's a daredevil
who plays the trumpet, okay.
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He checks a lot of boxes.
I get that.
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This guy is no Gonzo.
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No, he's not.
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The thing about these rims
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is they're real close
to the ground,
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so they get dirty.
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Um... interesting.
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Tell me more.
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I will. Polishing...
a lot of people think
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that chamois cloths are
the way to go.
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Not me. My personal opinion
is microfiber cloths.
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No one knows this 'cause they
get wet as soon as you use 'em.
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But if you get a whole stack
of 'em, like tons of 'em...
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I like your hair, Giselle.
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I like your hair, Reggie.
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So, Reggie,
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it's been three weeks
since you took me to the dance
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in an attempt
to make Amber jealous.
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Two weeks and four days.
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- We've been studying together...
- Every day after school.
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We rented that awesome movie.
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Smurf yes, we did!
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And so I as wondering...
I'm just kind of curious...
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am I your girlfriend?
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Well, honestly, Giselle,
I don't know.
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It's just,
I like you, Reggie,
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and I try to be honest
with the people that I like.
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But no pressure, really.
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Bitch.
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I can't believe our son has
fallen prey to a human girl.
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Human romances seem
so enchanting.
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But watching Reggie involved
in one is upsetting me.
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Why is it upsetting me,
husband?
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'Cause you haven't seen him
in three weeks.
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Giselle this, Giselle that.
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- You're funny.
- You're funny.
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Oh, I can't watch this
anymore.
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Oh! Let's see what's
going on with the weavers.
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- You are.
- You are.
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Oh, yes.
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I could do with
a little schadenfreude.
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- Hey, honey, did Jeremy...
- Yep.
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So you two are bec...
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- So is he your boyfr...
- Bye, mom.
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Well, on the bright side,
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at least we don't have to raise
a teenage girl.
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Giselle and I are going to braid
each other's hair.
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Thanks again so much
for opening your home to me.
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Slut.
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S01E15
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Ooh, how tasty!
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More tea, bunny?
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Hey, honey. I was hoping I could
join your tea party.
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We're kind of full.
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I brought chocolate.
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Oh, look.
We have an opening.
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There you go.
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So, Abby,
I know you hear things.
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I was just wondering what
you know about Amber and Jeremy.
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It's just, your sister doesn't
talk to me.
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Teenagers, huh?
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I always had this image
in my head
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of Amber and I, sittin'
in our bathrobes in the kitchen,
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talking about her boyfriends
over a pint of ice cream.
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I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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Yes, I know, horsey,
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but she's my mommy.
I can't just ask her to leave.
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I'm sorry.
Horsey's in a mood.
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Okay.
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So when Amber texts Jeremy...
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I've seen a smiley face,
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a tongue-out face,
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and a couple of times
"L.M.A.O."
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Oh, my God.
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"Let my ass out."
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She's texting "let my ass out."
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Mommy!
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Horsey already didn't
want you to come. Come on!
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Amber is dating, Max.
The nightmare has begun.
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Winter is coming.
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"Game of thrones"?
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"Game of thrones."
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It occurs to me that daughters are the least
loyal creatures on earth, Max.
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Each of them will one day
abandon us for some young man
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with a "Teen Wolf" haircut
and secondhand corolla.
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I'm gonna lean on the only
two things a man can count on,
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and that's his son
and his land.
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You are my son,
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and this is my LA...
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Somebody moved this fence.
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Where did my land go?
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Where did my son go?
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Hey, Larry, Dick.
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So my fence
seems to have moved 4 feet
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in the last 24 hours.
Do you know anything about that?
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Oh, good. The fence.
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I was wondering
what you'd notice first,
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the fence or the fact that
I keyed your car.
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What the hell, Larry?!
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I guess you'll want
to fight me now.
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What are you talking about?
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Marty, I won't lie.
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I'm upset about Reggie
and his newfound relationship
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with that Google-eyed
simpleton.
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Okay, so you know what?
Why don't we talk about it?
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- Don't go...
- No. No. No talk.
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No, I've done the research.
Human males are simple.
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They mask their emotions through drink, farts,
and physical violence.
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The drink didn't take.
We're all out of farts.
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I moved your fence
to provoke you.
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Fight me, Marty.
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Give me respite
to my feelings.
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Don't make me spit
in your orange juice.
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You spit in my orange juice? How
would I even know you did that?
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You didn't.
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Finally, a teenager in the need
of romantic guidance,
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sittin' in my kitchen.
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Ooh, you know what we need?
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Some ice cream
and some bathrobes.
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I'd rather just tell you
about my problem.
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Work with me here, kid.
I need a win.
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Ice cream sounds delightful.
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Hey, stranger.
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I haven't seen you
in a while.
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How are things
with gazelle?
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- Giselle.
- Right. Gazelle.
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All safe out there on
the African plains? No lions?
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Giselle is fine, thank you.
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Has avoided all lion attacks.
She's very fast.
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Things with Giselle are
complicated and confusing.
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How are things with Jeremy?
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Oh. Uh, complicated
and confusing.
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Sometimes he starts
to talk to me,
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and I just sort of zone out.
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Oh, I totally get
where you're coming from.
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Totes. I so get it.
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Wanna talk?
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Reggie, I will
see you around.
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Stay focused, Weaver.
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So... is Giselle
my girlfriend?
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I mean, she is my friend
and she is a girl,
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so logically she is
my girl friend.
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Reggie, here's my advice.
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Don't be like every other
teenage boy in the world.
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If you like this girl,
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let her know that you're not
interested in anyone else.
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Commit.
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Commit.
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Thank you, Debbie Weaver.
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I hope our girl talk
satisfied you.
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Oh, Reggie, you sweet boy.
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If it did, I would not
be about to pound
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an entire tank of ice cream.
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Okay.
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And here we go.
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Son, if this is a public
apology, it's not necessary.
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You never have to apologize
for abandoning me.
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I will always be the key
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- female figure in your l...
- Hi, Reggie!
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Damn it!
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I got your message.
What's up?
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I have an announcement!
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You all know my study buddy
Giselle Braxton...
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no relation to Toni.
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Anywho, Giselle, will you please
stand next to me?
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My friend Debbie Weaver gave me
a little relationship advice this morning.
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And she said if you like
someone, you commit to them.
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So, Giselle,
I was wondering...
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Will you marry me?
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Yes!
Yes, I'll marry you!
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Wonderful!
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All right!
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Did you hear the good news?
I'm engaged.
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Yeah!
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Oh, dear.
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Listen, Reggie. This is insane.
Why are you doing this?
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Three weeks ago, I loved you,
but you didn't even like me.
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- And that felt awful.
- I know, but...
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Now I like Giselle,
and she actually likes me back.
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And who knows when someone might feel that way
about me again, you know?
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- Reggie, you don't have to...
- More later. This is my moment!
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Jackie, I am so sorry.
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I gave what I thought was
rational advice to your son,
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and he took a crazy left turn
with it.
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You think? You think, Debbie?
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I'm so upset.
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I'm feeling things
I don't want to feel.
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Go take a look
at your tiny yard, Marty.
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It's a baby-sized yard now.
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Do something about it
with your fists.
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I'm not fighting you, Larry.
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Please. Rescue me.
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Okay, that's it.
I'm just going to go outside
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and tell Reggie Jackson that
I forbid this marriage.
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Ooh. Jackie,
I would not do that.
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Hey, mint chocate chol, I think the advice portion
of your afternoon is over.
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It was reduced fat.
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Jackie, the more you tell kids
what they can't do,
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the more they want
to do them. Trust me.
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So I'm just supposed to sit back
and let this happen?
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Of course not. No!
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No one's gonna let two teenagers
who barely know each other
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get married.
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In fact...
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So the kids have some big news
they want to share with...
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we're getting married.
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Big news, right?
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And here comes the boom.
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Listen, kids, why don't you give
the adults a moment?
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Let's go look
for engagement rings.
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I want 3 carats-plus
on this finger.
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See Kim Kardashian
for reference.
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I know what a shock it is.
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We're going to have to
figure out how to handle this.
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There is nothing
to figure out.
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We're paying for the wedding.
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But not until next year.
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Luke didn't make baby on me
till I was 17.
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Don't worry. Don't worry.
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You two can throw an engagement
party as soon as you want.
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You don't think she's pregnant, do you?
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That did not go
the way I expected it to.
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Son of a...
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- Larry.
- Let it go, dad.
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Marty!
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I can't stop thinking about
losing Reggie, Marty.
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I've tried every form
of male escapism.
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Booze didn't work.
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Pornography
just confused me.
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Confused you?!
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Please, Marty, be a friend!
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Let's slap each other around
a little.
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Okay, this is getting
ridiculous.
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Dad, you do not want
to fight that man.
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I'm not gonna fight him,
Max.
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Wait a minute.
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You don't think I can take
queen Elizabeth out there?
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I lost my daughter.
I lost my land.
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I didn't think
I'd lost my son.
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00:11:30,844 --> 00:11:33,795
I don't know who's stupider,
you or me for listening to you.
251
00:11:33,815 --> 00:11:35,825
You do not blame me for this,
do you?
252
00:11:35,845 --> 00:11:38,382
"Oh, trust me, Jackie.
I'll take care of it."
253
00:11:38,402 --> 00:11:40,350
Well, you took care of it,
all right.
254
00:11:40,370 --> 00:11:44,255
It is not my fault that everyone I talk to today
is out of their mind.
255
00:11:44,275 --> 00:11:45,930
Will you two stop?
256
00:11:45,950 --> 00:11:48,338
You will not ruin this
for me and the fiancee.
257
00:11:48,358 --> 00:11:51,520
Oh, she is not your fiancee!
I forbid this marriage!
258
00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:52,934
You are to go
to your room until...
259
00:11:52,954 --> 00:11:55,739
- Until when?
- Until she dies.
260
00:11:55,759 --> 00:11:57,422
Smurf you!
261
00:11:59,047 --> 00:12:00,548
Oh, I was afraid
this was gonna happen.
262
00:12:00,568 --> 00:12:03,092
Have you not done enough?
263
00:12:03,112 --> 00:12:04,246
Stop talking!
264
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:07,700
There's not enough ice cream
in the world to fix what you've done!
265
00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,966
If only that were true.
266
00:12:11,406 --> 00:12:12,057
Ugh!
267
00:12:12,091 --> 00:12:15,502
Your wife really doesn't know when
to mind her own business, does she? (Laughs)
268
00:12:15,522 --> 00:12:16,966
Easy, Larry.
269
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,411
Your wife is easy.
270
00:12:18,431 --> 00:12:20,499
Larry,
you're crossing a line.
271
00:12:20,519 --> 00:12:23,311
Yes. Her panty line.
272
00:12:23,745 --> 00:12:25,847
Okay. I'm gonna walk away
from this.
273
00:12:25,867 --> 00:12:28,411
Oh, like your son recommended
you do?
274
00:12:29,230 --> 00:12:31,288
Oh. Touched a nerve,
have I?
275
00:12:33,528 --> 00:12:35,363
You know what, Larry?
You wanna fight me?
276
00:12:35,383 --> 00:12:36,604
You got it!
277
00:12:36,624 --> 00:12:38,440
You name the time
and you name the place.
278
00:12:38,460 --> 00:12:41,357
Tomorrow! Noon! This street!
279
00:12:41,377 --> 00:12:42,053
Fine!
280
00:12:44,212 --> 00:12:46,110
I can't tell you how much
this means to me.
281
00:12:46,259 --> 00:12:49,175
You're a wonderful friend.
282
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:56,281
Her panty line.
283
00:13:56,116 --> 00:13:58,305
I was gonna put a coat of wax
on the car later.
284
00:13:58,325 --> 00:14:00,472
Have I told you about
the circle method?
285
00:14:00,869 --> 00:14:02,115
You start with
a tiny circle and...
286
00:14:02,135 --> 00:14:04,714
You have. You have.
287
00:14:05,076 --> 00:14:06,949
It was...
288
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,073
I have a lot of things,
289
00:14:09,093 --> 00:14:13,486
so maybe I could just see your
car tomorrow when it's all waxy.
290
00:14:13,747 --> 00:14:15,005
Well, no,
you rub the wax off and...
291
00:14:15,025 --> 00:14:17,077
No. Don't, um...
292
00:14:17,226 --> 00:14:18,901
ruin the mystery.
293
00:14:22,984 --> 00:14:24,845
- Oh. I'm sorry.
- Oh. I'm sorry.
294
00:14:26,272 --> 00:14:28,246
I believe that's the most
we've ever said to one another.
295
00:14:28,692 --> 00:14:29,578
Yep.
296
00:14:29,598 --> 00:14:32,664
I'm gonna give your father
a massive beatdown in a bit.
297
00:14:33,296 --> 00:14:34,450
Cool.
298
00:14:37,029 --> 00:14:38,308
We have no relationship,
right?
299
00:14:38,328 --> 00:14:39,457
- None.
- One could say that
300
00:14:39,477 --> 00:14:41,956
if I confessed something to you,
it'd have no repercussions.
301
00:14:41,976 --> 00:14:43,644
Kind of like confessing
to a blank wall?
302
00:14:43,664 --> 00:14:45,381
I already forget
what you said, man.
303
00:14:45,401 --> 00:14:46,804
Perfect.
304
00:14:47,114 --> 00:14:48,598
I know I'm...
305
00:14:48,618 --> 00:14:52,676
supposed to act like a man
and have no emotion, but...
306
00:14:52,936 --> 00:14:55,753
I feel like I want to cry
all the time.
307
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,657
I'm losing Reggie.
308
00:14:58,962 --> 00:15:00,948
You and me both, pal.
309
00:15:03,392 --> 00:15:06,042
This seems like
a higher state of mopiness
310
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,696
than your typical
angsty baseline.
311
00:15:08,716 --> 00:15:10,507
What's troubling you?
312
00:15:10,656 --> 00:15:13,200
Blank wall to blank wall,
remember?
313
00:15:13,220 --> 00:15:16,712
Aw, hell. I don't know what
I'm doing with Jeremy.
314
00:15:16,732 --> 00:15:18,697
The haircut who won't shut up
about his automobile?
315
00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,795
Yeah. He bores the crap
out of me.
316
00:15:20,815 --> 00:15:22,297
- Listen, Audrey...
- Amber.
317
00:15:22,317 --> 00:15:23,327
Right.
318
00:15:23,347 --> 00:15:24,807
Listen, Amber,
319
00:15:25,498 --> 00:15:27,426
I don't think much
about humanity.
320
00:15:27,446 --> 00:15:30,104
You, though,
you I have some hope for.
321
00:15:30,124 --> 00:15:31,581
You can be something.
322
00:15:31,601 --> 00:15:32,829
Maybe.
323
00:15:33,115 --> 00:15:35,187
But you have to challenge
yourself.
324
00:15:35,207 --> 00:15:38,153
Find the person who makes you
feel special, Audrey Weaver.
325
00:15:45,033 --> 00:15:46,775
Since we'll probably
never speak again,
326
00:15:46,795 --> 00:15:48,711
you should probably
find someone else
327
00:15:48,731 --> 00:15:51,301
to talk to about
these things.
328
00:15:51,321 --> 00:15:53,361
And maybe you should, too.
329
00:15:53,672 --> 00:15:55,749
You don't have to fight
to be a man.
330
00:15:55,769 --> 00:15:58,760
Just... be a man, man.
331
00:16:02,747 --> 00:16:04,000
A man-man.
332
00:17:16,408 --> 00:17:18,050
Get in your bathrobe.
333
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,944
We're talking
in five minutes.
334
00:17:24,942 --> 00:17:27,213
Okay, Larry, it's go time.
335
00:17:32,474 --> 00:17:34,566
I don't need to fight anymore.
336
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:38,036
I just need to
emotionally unburden myself.
337
00:17:38,070 --> 00:17:40,950
What?
You called my wife easy.
338
00:17:40,970 --> 00:17:42,889
Well, I was desperate.
339
00:17:42,909 --> 00:17:45,384
Plus, sometimes she is
a little loosey-goosey.
340
00:17:45,404 --> 00:17:47,655
I'm... I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
341
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,566
Let's start over.
342
00:17:49,586 --> 00:17:51,584
You're my best friend, Marty.
343
00:17:52,142 --> 00:17:53,530
I don't want to exchange punches
with you.
344
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:56,540
I want to exchange feelings.
Can we do that?
345
00:17:56,665 --> 00:17:59,122
Can we be better
than other men?
346
00:18:00,884 --> 00:18:03,211
It's driving me crazy
that Amber is dating.
347
00:18:03,231 --> 00:18:04,799
- I know.
- It really is.
348
00:18:04,819 --> 00:18:06,358
I miss my son.
349
00:18:06,581 --> 00:18:09,398
- It's killing me.
- Me, too.
350
00:18:10,614 --> 00:18:12,711
You know, a few years ago,
351
00:18:12,731 --> 00:18:14,581
I was driving home
in the golf cart at night
352
00:18:14,601 --> 00:18:16,393
and I think I might have
ran over someone.
353
00:18:16,413 --> 00:18:18,577
Okay, let's just end it there,
all right?
354
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:21,568
Do I have to lie like this?
355
00:18:21,588 --> 00:18:23,136
Give me something, dear.
356
00:18:23,156 --> 00:18:24,998
This isn't easy.
357
00:18:25,544 --> 00:18:27,380
I'm jealous of Giselle.
358
00:18:27,570 --> 00:18:30,483
I cannot bear the thought
of losing you.
359
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,423
It happened once
at Garden State Plaza,
360
00:18:32,443 --> 00:18:34,876
and I will not
let it happen again.
361
00:18:35,794 --> 00:18:37,279
Mother...
362
00:18:37,664 --> 00:18:40,771
You found me in Spencer's gifts
that dark day.
363
00:18:40,791 --> 00:18:44,767
And no matter where I go, I'll always be
in the Spencer's gifts of your heart.
364
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,911
You cannot marry
this girl, son.
365
00:18:48,931 --> 00:18:51,752
You don't have to marry
the first girl who likes you.
366
00:18:51,772 --> 00:18:54,681
There'll be lining up around
blocks for you, Reggie Jackson.
367
00:18:55,632 --> 00:18:56,642
They will?
368
00:18:59,677 --> 00:19:02,153
I know I can't marry Giselle,
369
00:19:02,187 --> 00:19:05,700
but I think I want her to be
my girlfriend.
370
00:19:08,139 --> 00:19:10,410
I can deal with that.
371
00:19:12,035 --> 00:19:14,621
Okay. So we're gonna talk.
372
00:19:14,641 --> 00:19:17,272
You're allowed to care
but not allowed to seem like you care.
373
00:19:17,292 --> 00:19:20,033
You got it?
You see my face?
374
00:19:20,053 --> 00:19:22,714
Make your face look
like my face.
375
00:19:24,669 --> 00:19:25,736
I need some birth control
376
00:19:25,756 --> 00:19:27,262
because I'm gonna start
having a lot of sex.
377
00:19:27,282 --> 00:19:29,384
Are you cool with that?
378
00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:31,692
This isn't real, right?
379
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:32,536
You're testing me.
380
00:19:32,556 --> 00:19:34,738
- Because birth control is a really big deal.
- Mom!
381
00:19:34,772 --> 00:19:37,507
Sorry. It's just so hard to turn it off.
382
00:19:39,567 --> 00:19:41,078
It's cool. What else?
383
00:19:44,295 --> 00:19:46,194
I'm breaking up with Jeremy.
384
00:19:46,214 --> 00:19:47,894
He bores the crap out of me.
385
00:19:47,914 --> 00:19:50,787
Oh, honey.
I thought he might.
386
00:19:51,327 --> 00:19:52,696
Are you okay?
387
00:19:52,716 --> 00:19:53,515
I will be.
388
00:20:02,544 --> 00:20:05,366
Good job, mom. You actually
handled that pretty well.
389
00:20:05,386 --> 00:20:07,730
Thanks. It felt right.
390
00:20:08,053 --> 00:20:09,832
So since we're talking,
391
00:20:09,852 --> 00:20:11,776
there is one other thing.
392
00:20:12,384 --> 00:20:13,717
I'm kind of freaking out
about this
393
00:20:13,737 --> 00:20:16,261
because it's... ridiculous,
394
00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:19,017
and I don't know if it's
a real thing or just...
395
00:20:19,637 --> 00:20:22,368
I think I might be starting
to have some...
396
00:20:23,025 --> 00:20:24,502
feelings...
397
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:28,010
for the weird alien kid
that lives next door.
398
00:20:29,568 --> 00:20:32,746
I think maybe I like
Reggie Jackson.
399
00:20:33,589 --> 00:20:35,550
Like, like like.
400
00:20:41,382 --> 00:20:44,092
Oh! God, you got me, Amber!
401
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:46,016
I'm an easy target, right?
402
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,535
- You are. Yeah.
- Oh, man!
403
00:20:48,555 --> 00:20:50,309
I need more ice cream.
404
00:20:51,235 --> 00:20:52,853
Oh, God,
that's all I need,
405
00:20:52,873 --> 00:20:56,563
for my teenager to fall in love
with the alien next door.
406
00:21:10,252 --> 00:21:11,850
- Hey.
- Hey.
407
00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:13,078
- So...
- So...
408
00:21:13,098 --> 00:21:15,076
So a lot of things
were said today.
409
00:21:15,096 --> 00:21:16,641
Lot of things.
410
00:21:16,675 --> 00:21:19,924
Guess we could, uh,
do it again sometime?
411
00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:21,542
Talk some more?
412
00:21:21,562 --> 00:21:24,665
Yeah.
I think maybe we could.
413
00:21:29,107 --> 00:21:31,255
- It's not gonna work.
- No.
414
00:21:32,474 --> 00:21:34,390
Have a great summer.
415
00:21:34,410 --> 00:21:36,668
Take care, Angie.
416
00:21:36,892 --> 00:21:39,386
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