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Can I ask, do you have any
plans to start a family?
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Of course.
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I like you.
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Me, too!
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Are you mad at me?
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When you're with your roommate,
you remind me of a girl
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from a Judd Apatow movie.
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I'm sorry.
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It's fine.
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Why do we have to lie
about you and John Cruise?
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Because Leila doesn't want anyone
to know she's sleeping with a man.
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Sadie? Sadie, stop.
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Who was that guy?
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He's a friend of Gabe's.
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Are you fucking him?
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I think we moved too
fast. We should cool it.
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You are an emotional intimacy whore!
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Hey.
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Leila?
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Hey, I'm Leila.
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You already knew that!
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So, full disclosure, um...
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... I'm a bisexual.
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And I'm just getting out
of a ten-year relationship.
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And I'm trying not to be...
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... an emotional intimacy whore.
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Because I've been accused
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of being an emotional intimacy whore.
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OK.
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I just want to try something,
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and I can't tell if it'll
be hot or disgusting.
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I've seen it in porn.
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OK, sure. What?
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Can you... can you spit in my mouth?
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Yeah. OK.
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Yeah, OK.
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Erm...
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I think it has to be more of
a fast spit than a slow plop.
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- OK.
- OK.
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Now, I know my chances
are impossibly low,
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but I did wonder if
there's anything I could do
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to increase my odds of
getting pregnant this round.
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Try to avoid stress.
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Stay healthy.
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Lay off the booze and fags.
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For what it's worth, there's a
fair amount of anecdotal evidence
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that a higher state of arousal
around insemination helps
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increase your odds.
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Oh, well. While you're down there...
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... might as well give it a go!
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I'm joking.
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I'm so sorry. I completely
forgot where I was.
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Sadie, would you mind going
over these files for... ?
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It's a thing we do.
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She's like, "I'm going to ignore you!"
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It's an inside joke.
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It's hilarious. SHE LAUGHS
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She's so funny.
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Did you send them your CV?
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Yeah.
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It's been such a shitshow
since they broke up.
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I think it's just a matter of time
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before the whole thing shuts down here.
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You know Leila's dating men now?
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That doesn't surprise me at all.
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Like, not in a mean way,
but if I'm being honest,
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she kind of looks a bit mannish,
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so it's almost more gay
for her to be straight.
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I heard about you and
Sadie, and I'm really sorry.
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No, you're not.
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Yeah, I am.
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I'm sorry you got caught
up in our bullshit.
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I'm not resigning.
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I'm not asking you to.
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We're lucky to have you.
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Go fuck yourself.
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Oh, boy.
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Do you know, I can't
believe I looked up to you.
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You are both so...
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... full of shit.
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I know you fill your fancy Esop
bottles with Imperial Leather,
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which is actually a perfect metaphor
for who you both are as people.
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Like, sophisticated and
overpriced on the outside,
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but cheap and fucking...
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Yeah, Hye Me, I get the analogy.
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OK.
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Hi, Greg.
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Ever since you guys broke up,
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the vibe has been super
tense and uncomfortable.
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Yeah, I know, that's why
I'm holding this meeting.
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I write about this a lot...
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... in my blog.
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My parents went through
a really ugly divorce.
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And the reason I'm
bringing that up is that
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this whole thing is just really
bringing me back to that year,
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and those feelings,
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and I don't need that
in my place of work.
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OK, this is what we're going to do.
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Everybody is going to write down
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their feelings and their thoughts,
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and we're going to do it anonymously.
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We will leave you in the
room and then come back.
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I haven't got time for this.
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You're going to make time for this!
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"We promise to respect each
other and our differences
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and to try to avoid entering
into romantic relationships,
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but understand that
we cannot make promises
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when it comes to matters of the heart.
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And vow to remain respectful
of the Mind Community
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and our shared space.
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We promise to comply
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with the mutually agreed
upon temperature of the room."
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Please excuse me.
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Ignore her, carry on.
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- She's not very helpful.
- Well...
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"Section one: general vibe.
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We all agree to... "
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This is a fancy place.
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Don't worry about it.
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You should've brought Leila.
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She's in a meeting.
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You're very tense when she's not around.
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Thank you, Mother.
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Guess who's pregnant?
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Is it Kate Middleton?
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That poor woman. Each pregnancy
gets a little harder for her,
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but you'll never see her complain.
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Jennifer.
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Lived on our street?
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Kerringtons' girl.
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Which were the Kerringtons?
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You know, Sonny had a cleft palate.
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Well, she's just had a baby on her own.
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Why on her own?
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Because she's single.
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Oh, so the baby's got no dad.
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Lots of babies have no dad!
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- I had no dad!
- But not by choice.
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Oh, that's very selfish.
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If she was mine, I'd
talk some sense into her.
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Are you ready to order?
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No!
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Give me a minute!
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Mum, what was I like when I was little?
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Oh, not so different.
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Moody as fuck.
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Nearly bit my tits off.
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Angry little baby,
you cried all the time.
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Why do you ask?
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No reason.
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Just curious.
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Motherhood is shit.
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You're lucky you're the man.
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Tea?
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Thanks.
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Can I ask what your meeting was about?
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No.
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Can I ask how long you've
been fucking that guy?
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We're not seeing each other any more.
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Was it just sex or did you like him?
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It wasn't just sex.
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You know, it's funny.
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I blame myself, you know, for
not being able to satisfy you.
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How long have you fancied men?
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Why didn't you tell me?
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Because it didn't matter.
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I was in love with you.
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- It wasn't relevant.
- It's relevant.
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You couldn't satisfy me
because you stopped trying.
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You're so fucking rigid.
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It's like you like what you like,
how you like it, when you like it,
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and that's it.
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You know why I'm like that!
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You have to be a robot to be
successful in this industry!
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My mother, have you any idea
what it takes to be a dyke
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growing up in Burnley in the '80s?
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- Tell me.
- No.
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I fucking won't because you are not
my girlfriend any more, thank fuck.
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I was better off on my own before
I met you, and I'm better off now.
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I'll tell you what it was
like growing up in Burnley
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in the '80s being a dyke.
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It was giving Kevin Henderson a
blow job in the school car park
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in front of a load of kids just
so they think you were normal,
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and your mother couldn't meet
people's eyes in the supermarket.
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It was faking it,
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when you were fucking frightened
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cos you didn't have a fucking
clue what you were doing!
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But it's fine.
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It was fine.
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And this is fine.
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It's for the best.
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It's not working.
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All right, have a good night.
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WEAKLY: All right.
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You OK?
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Bad day.
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You just going to lie there like that?
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Tanya's having a party.
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But everybody hates me.
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Ah...
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Don't be... don't be sad.
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Why do women need so much
attention when they're upset?
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Come on, get up.
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My sister's doing a roast.
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I'm doing a show.
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Yeah, well, the world doesn't stop
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just because you decide to do a show.
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Ow!
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Did you see that? Did
you see how he hit me?
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How can you tell him how you're
feeling without hitting him?
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- Words.
- And what do you say to Gabe?
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- Stop talking.
- Gabe, what do you say?
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Motherhood has ruined your intellect.
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She's so annoying.
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You did this to her.
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No phones at the theatre, Gabe.
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Go, go...
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Go row the boat
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To safer grounds
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But don't you know
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We're stronger now
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My heart still beats
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And my skin still feels
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My lungs still breathe
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My mind still fears
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But we're running out of time
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All the echoes in my mind cry
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There's blood on your lies
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The scars open wide
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There is nowhere for you to hide
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The hunter's moon is shining
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I'm running with the wolves tonight
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I'm running with the wolves
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I'm running with the wolves tonight
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I'm running with the wolves
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I'm running with the wolves tonight
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I'm running with the wolves
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I'm running with the wolves tonight
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I'm running with the wolves...
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God, I love your home.
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It makes me nostalgic for
a childhood I never had.
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Thank you.
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Thanks.
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You know, when Marlow and Aldous
are 20, you'll be like in your 60s.
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What's your point?
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Well, by the time I find a woman,
marry her and impregnate her,
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- and the kid ages 20 years, I'll be like...
- Dead.
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You'd be experienced
enough to handle it.
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I'm deep into my second act.
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I haven't found my leading lady.
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Or have I? I mean, is
Francisca my leading lady?
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It's weird because your entitlement
keeps this a singularly male
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complaint, but there's something
amazingly Bridget Jones-y
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about you right now.
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How long were you guys together
before you knew he was the one?
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Don't know.
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The countdown broke,
and I wasn't bothered.
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Like...
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... aren't you nervous you're
going to wake up one day
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and like hate each other, maybe?
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Shit happens.
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If we do, he'll be easy
to share custody with.
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That's the most romantic
thing I've ever heard.
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Mum, wipe my bum, please!
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If he's old enough to ask, he's too old.
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- Goodnight. Thank you.
- Bye.
267
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:07,140
God, you're so lucky to
have a sister like that.
268
00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:10,580
I think you're the lucky one.
269
00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:11,620
Why am I lucky?
270
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,420
'Cos no-one on this continent loves me?
271
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:15,700
Well, yeah, that, but also
272
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,660
you don't have to lock
yourself down to anyone.
273
00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:21,620
Why don't I have to lock
myself down to anyone?
274
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,020
Isn't that the deal...
275
00:15:25,060 --> 00:15:26,460
... for bisexuals?
276
00:15:28,180 --> 00:15:29,540
Do you honestly think that?
277
00:15:30,740 --> 00:15:31,980
No.
278
00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:34,220
It's a good thing. You
don't understand what I mean.
279
00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:36,100
What I'm saying is
280
00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:37,820
they don't expect you to because
281
00:15:37,860 --> 00:15:40,180
- there's so many people that you're attracted to.
- Uh-huh.
282
00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:43,300
Because of that reason,
monogamy's not possible for you,
283
00:15:43,340 --> 00:15:45,740
- which is great.
- SHE LAUGHS
284
00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:46,780
You're free.
285
00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:51,580
Why are you talking to me like I
am a different species from you?
286
00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:55,700
You think because I'm bisexual I
can just fuck any person I meet?
287
00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:58,420
Why are you shagging
half of London, then?
288
00:15:58,460 --> 00:16:01,100
I've slept with three
people in ten years!
289
00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:03,420
How many girls have you
fucked off Tindr alone?
290
00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:05,300
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you.
291
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,380
Jesus, you can't say
fucking anything these days
292
00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:09,900
without getting it wrong.
293
00:16:09,940 --> 00:16:12,940
I'm not going to stand here
and wait with you for your Uber.
294
00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:16,260
Goodnight, Gabe.
295
00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:37,580
I'm sorry I'm so late.
296
00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:38,820
Everyone just left.
297
00:16:40,140 --> 00:16:41,260
Shit.
298
00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:43,820
I was hoping to catch Sadie.
299
00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:47,860
Do you want a beer?
300
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:48,900
Thanks.
301
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,980
How did she seem?
302
00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:57,220
Better than I've seen
her in ages, actually.
303
00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:01,020
Good.
304
00:17:01,060 --> 00:17:02,140
Glad to hear it.
305
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:15,460
Is everyone disgusted with
me because of that guy?
306
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:19,380
Nobody cares about that guy, and
if they do, they'll get over it.
307
00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:23,700
Sadie cares.
308
00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:29,780
Sadie would care no matter who it was,
309
00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:32,340
but she doesn't get to have an
opinion on who you're fucking.
310
00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:33,980
No, I guess not.
311
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,140
Nobody does.
312
00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:39,740
Do you...
313
00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:41,180
... have an opinion...
314
00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:42,420
... on who I'm fucking?
315
00:17:44,540 --> 00:17:45,540
In a way.
316
00:17:48,380 --> 00:17:50,060
In that I'd like to be fucking you.
317
00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:05,980
Fuck it!
318
00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:19,060
I want you inside me.
319
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:33,100
That's it.
320
00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:40,940
Is there a problem?
321
00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:44,340
I'm a friend of Francisca's.
322
00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:05,140
I had to escape
323
00:19:05,180 --> 00:19:09,780
The city was sticky and cruel
324
00:19:09,820 --> 00:19:12,980
Maybe I should have called you first
325
00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:17,140
But I was dying to get to you
326
00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:24,460
I was dreaming while I drove the
long, straight road ahead, oh!
327
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:28,380
I could taste your sweet
kisses, your arms open wide
328
00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:33,900
This feeling for you is
just burning me up inside
329
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:41,900
I drove all night
330
00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:45,100
To get to you
331
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:48,460
Is that all right?
332
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:51,460
I drove all night
333
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:55,860
Crept in your room
334
00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:59,380
Woke you from your sleep
335
00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:01,500
To make love to you...
336
00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:04,740
Have you ever been with a man?
337
00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:06,380
Sure, yeah.
338
00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:07,820
How many?
339
00:20:07,860 --> 00:20:09,740
Erm...
340
00:20:09,780 --> 00:20:12,700
That many you have to think about it!
341
00:20:12,740 --> 00:20:14,980
I was a teenager.
342
00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:16,980
I didn't get laid as a teenager!
343
00:20:17,020 --> 00:20:18,580
Why? Did you like grow up religious?
344
00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:19,940
No, I grew up ugly.
345
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:24,100
I'm sorry.
346
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,820
I wasn't meant to laugh at you.
347
00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:28,220
That's OK. You can laugh at me.
348
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:32,220
No, I lost my virginity to my
first boyfriend when I was 13.
349
00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:33,260
13?!
350
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,540
Fuck me, that's young.
351
00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:35,980
How old was he?
352
00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:37,820
I think by that point he was 18.
353
00:20:37,860 --> 00:20:39,380
How'd you meet him?
354
00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:41,220
He was my foster brother for a while.
355
00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:45,540
Seriously?
356
00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:48,220
Yeah, my mum put me into
foster care when I was ten.
357
00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:50,700
Holy shit.
358
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:58,420
What did you guys, like, do together?
359
00:20:58,460 --> 00:21:02,420
I don't know, like, normal teen shit.
360
00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:07,060
We were really into
grindcore for a while.
361
00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:12,380
You remind me a bit of him.
362
00:21:12,420 --> 00:21:13,420
How?
363
00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:16,460
You're both a bit...
364
00:21:18,940 --> 00:21:20,220
Never mind.
365
00:21:20,260 --> 00:21:21,460
Say it.
366
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:22,860
You're both really tall.
367
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:25,020
No, that's not what
you were going to say.
368
00:21:25,060 --> 00:21:26,060
What was it?
369
00:21:27,540 --> 00:21:29,940
You're both a bit
self-involved in the same way.
370
00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:34,820
I didn't mean for it to be an insult.
371
00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:39,780
In what world is
self-involved not an insult?
372
00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:44,660
Like when I hear self involved,
I hear egotistical piece of shit.
373
00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:46,940
What do you hear when
you hear self-involved?
374
00:21:46,980 --> 00:21:50,340
OK, I think we have different
definitions of what it means.
375
00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:51,860
I didn't mean for it to be an insult.
376
00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:53,820
No, I don't think this
is a matter of semantics.
377
00:21:53,860 --> 00:21:56,300
I think your real feelings about
me seep to the surface and...
378
00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:57,660
Look, can we just go back?
379
00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:59,620
I'm sorry that I said
that. I didn't mean it.
380
00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:01,620
It's OK. It's just I'm
really sad I'm like this.
381
00:22:01,660 --> 00:22:04,100
You're not like anything.
It just came out wrong, so...
382
00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:10,060
Could you stop crying?
383
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:11,620
You stop crying!
384
00:22:11,660 --> 00:22:12,820
I'm not crying.
385
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:16,100
Please don't be upset.
386
00:22:16,140 --> 00:22:18,100
It's OK, I'm just emotional right now.
387
00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:20,140
And I'll go home, and I'll
sleep, and I'll feel OK.
388
00:22:20,180 --> 00:22:21,620
I just have to get out of here.
389
00:22:30,940 --> 00:22:33,380
Are you just going to lie here all night
390
00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,100
and feel shitty about this?
391
00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:36,260
Oh, I'm fine.
392
00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:39,460
I have trouble sleeping anyway, so...
393
00:22:48,940 --> 00:22:51,100
What's go to make you
feel better right now?
394
00:22:56,420 --> 00:22:57,420
Like, affection.
395
00:23:07,140 --> 00:23:08,220
It's OK.
396
00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:14,900
I'm sorry.
397
00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:16,180
It's OK.
398
00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:17,420
It's OK.
399
00:23:21,140 --> 00:23:22,220
Sh.
400
00:23:24,700 --> 00:23:25,700
It's OK.
401
00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:35,220
Just close your eyes, OK.
402
00:23:36,660 --> 00:23:39,100
I'm just going to stay
here until you fall asleep.
403
00:24:28,980 --> 00:24:30,700
Hey, you want to get under the duvet?
404
00:24:30,740 --> 00:24:31,740
No.
405
00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:34,276
You're going to have to have some water
406
00:24:34,277 --> 00:24:36,260
so you don't have a headache tomorrow.
407
00:24:48,460 --> 00:24:50,260
I don't like Argentina.
408
00:24:52,220 --> 00:24:53,260
Why not?
409
00:24:53,300 --> 00:24:54,300
It's stupid.
410
00:24:55,580 --> 00:24:56,900
England's pretty stupid.
411
00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:01,780
There's no love in my
family, and I hate it there.
412
00:25:20,580 --> 00:25:22,740
Your category is Literature.
413
00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:24,780
The rain pattered
dismally against the pains,
414
00:25:24,820 --> 00:25:26,860
and my candle was nearly burnt out,
415
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,540
when by the glimmer of the...
416
00:25:28,580 --> 00:25:30,020
Hey, what's up?
417
00:25:30,060 --> 00:25:31,660
Not much.
418
00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:32,900
Are you good?
419
00:25:32,940 --> 00:25:34,340
Sure.
420
00:25:39,220 --> 00:25:42,340
You're heading in the right
direction. It was Mary Shelley...
421
00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:46,980
Tanya hurt my feelings, and
then I hurt her feelings,
422
00:25:47,020 --> 00:25:49,660
so I had to fuck her
till she calmed down.
423
00:25:58,180 --> 00:25:59,860
Could you put it back on Channel 4?
424
00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:05,100
Labia there, as well. I enjoy that.
425
00:26:05,140 --> 00:26:06,900
Just a cute hint of labia.
426
00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:08,500
Yes, there's all sorts of labia.
427
00:26:08,540 --> 00:26:11,420
There's... where there is
a lot of external labia.
428
00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:14,700
- Frilly.
- And then there's well tucked-in.
429
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:18,220
There's... I call it the cheeseburger...
430
00:26:18,260 --> 00:26:20,220
That's Sue Perkins' girlfriend.
431
00:26:20,260 --> 00:26:21,420
Does she get naked?
432
00:26:21,460 --> 00:26:22,580
No.
433
00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:30,340
You're fucking Gabe's faggy friend.
434
00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:31,780
Not any more.
435
00:26:31,820 --> 00:26:32,940
I haven't seen him in weeks.
436
00:26:32,980 --> 00:26:34,020
Why didn't you tell me?
437
00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:35,500
I didn't tell anybody.
438
00:26:35,540 --> 00:26:36,660
You told Gabe.
439
00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:38,980
We live together. I
couldn't hide it from him.
440
00:26:45,540 --> 00:26:46,540
Say it.
441
00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:49,740
Why did you pretend to be a lesbian?
442
00:26:52,020 --> 00:26:53,420
I wasn't pretending.
443
00:26:56,140 --> 00:26:57,820
I'm disappointed.
444
00:26:57,860 --> 00:26:58,980
I know.
445
00:27:00,540 --> 00:27:02,420
I'm still the same person.
446
00:27:02,460 --> 00:27:07,060
Nobody's going to be straight up
with you, but it does change things.
447
00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:09,340
I'm just pissed that you
weren't honest with me.
448
00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:13,820
You didn't tell me you
applied for a job at The Dove!
449
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:19,020
You want a text every
time I take a fucking shit?
450
00:27:19,060 --> 00:27:21,340
How do you even know about that?
451
00:27:21,380 --> 00:27:24,660
Fucking lesbian mafia, hey?
452
00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:26,780
It's not the same legal offence.
453
00:27:26,820 --> 00:27:28,500
Why do you get to make all the rules?
454
00:27:28,540 --> 00:27:29,900
Like, it's not OK if I date a guy,
455
00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:32,380
but if you give up on becoming
a chef, it's just done?
456
00:27:32,420 --> 00:27:35,140
Stop being so fucking middle-class.
457
00:27:35,180 --> 00:27:37,356
I applied for a job and, of
course I wasn't good enough,
458
00:27:37,380 --> 00:27:39,180
so now I can move on from the idea.
459
00:27:39,220 --> 00:27:40,540
You didn't even try!
460
00:27:40,580 --> 00:27:43,020
Of course your first job
application was rejected!
461
00:27:43,060 --> 00:27:45,500
Nobody succeeds at shit unless
they get the door slammed
462
00:27:45,540 --> 00:27:47,220
in their face 40 fucking times.
463
00:27:47,260 --> 00:27:49,060
I haven't got 40 times.
464
00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:51,260
I can't just do
whatever the fuck I want.
465
00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:52,300
Why not?
466
00:27:52,340 --> 00:27:54,260
- I'm not like you.
- You're not like what?
467
00:27:56,700 --> 00:27:58,380
Nothing, I'm just not like you.
468
00:28:01,860 --> 00:28:03,580
You're not selfish.
469
00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:06,020
You don't abandon your family.
470
00:28:06,060 --> 00:28:08,020
You didn't even come out for their sake.
471
00:28:09,660 --> 00:28:12,900
I'm a shit daughter, and I'm
selfish as fuck, and thank God,
472
00:28:12,940 --> 00:28:16,140
because I have no resentments
and no regrets and I'm happy.
473
00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:21,220
Are you saying I'm not happy?
474
00:28:21,260 --> 00:28:22,791
I'm saying it's a fucking waste
475
00:28:22,792 --> 00:28:25,020
that you're spending
your days in this shop.
476
00:28:27,220 --> 00:28:31,500
Leila, who the fuck are they
going to get to replace me?
477
00:28:31,540 --> 00:28:34,220
Anyone that they've ever
hired has screwed them over.
478
00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:37,300
I didn't know that.
479
00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:39,980
Being close to my family makes me happy.
480
00:28:40,020 --> 00:28:42,611
Knowing that they're OK and I
don't have to worry about them
481
00:28:42,612 --> 00:28:45,340
makes me very fucking happy.
482
00:28:45,380 --> 00:28:46,380
OK?
483
00:28:47,740 --> 00:28:49,260
What makes you so happy?
484
00:28:55,740 --> 00:29:00,860
It had a really long foreskin
and it was always very stretchy.
485
00:29:03,380 --> 00:29:05,350
You can tell he looks after himself!
486
00:29:05,620 --> 00:29:08,540
Yeah, he's got a nice
shape to his legs...
487
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,300
OK, Blue.
488
00:29:10,340 --> 00:29:11,500
Hi, Blue.
489
00:29:11,540 --> 00:29:12,900
You can tell he's tall.
490
00:29:12,940 --> 00:29:14,340
- Long legs.
- Yeah.
491
00:29:14,410 --> 00:29:17,090
- Nice big hands.
- Oh, are hands important?
492
00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:19,090
Yeah, so when you're holding hands,
493
00:29:19,130 --> 00:29:21,450
you feel small and
they feel nice and big.
494
00:29:21,490 --> 00:29:22,570
OK!
495
00:29:22,610 --> 00:29:25,090
It's time to make a decision.
496
00:29:25,130 --> 00:29:27,170
Which colour do you think
497
00:29:27,210 --> 00:29:29,450
you're going to say goodbye to?
498
00:29:29,451 --> 00:29:33,959
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