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( theme music playing )
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You're never
gonna believe
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who I had in
my cab last night!
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Hey, that's Herve Villechaize.
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Yeah, you know, the little guy
from Fantasy Island.
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He left these pictures
in my cab last night.
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What is this, eh...
Fantasy Island?
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Well, actually, Latka,
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there really isn't
a Fantasy Island.
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Well, I wish there was
a place like that.
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Imagine someplace you could go
and live out all your fantasies.
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You seem to have a perspective
on world events
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that somehow eludes
the average man.
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You're no slouch yourself.
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Ooh, I have a fantasy,
all right.
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Halt.
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I have other dreams, too.
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( audience cheering )
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ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
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the famous singer,
Bobby Wheeler!
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Hey, hey, Bobby!
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Sometimes... I think about
doing a little traveling.
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Wow! You guys are funny-lookin'.
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Mr. Villechaize, uh...
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I do something, uh...
I'd like you to see.
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( grumbling )
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You want to see it?
Yeah?
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Okay, here we go.
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( imitating Villechaize ):
Hiya, boss.
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How are you, boss?
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Here come da plane, boss.
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You like it?
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That's fine.
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That was you.
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Oh, that's very fine.
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Betcha he goes back
to Hollywood now, eh?
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Yeah...
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That must be some exciting life
he leads out there.
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I betcha he does things
that we can only dream about.
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Are you kidding?
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Don't you know
what Hollywood's like?
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I mean, right now,
that guy's out there
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surrounded by perverts, weirdos,
and human garbage.
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Makes me glad I didn't go
into show business.
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You know, it's weird.
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I think I have a handle
on what everyone in this garage
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would fantasize about,
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but the only one that throws me
is you, Alex.
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I mean, what would
you fantasize about?
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Yeah, Alex.
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Yeah, come on, Alex.
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What? What?
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As a matter of fact, I don't.
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Aw, sure.
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I don't.
ELAINE: Oh, come on.
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No, really.
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I find it very difficult
to fantasize.
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You mean you never fantasize
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about the beautiful lady
in your cab?
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I mean,
everybody's got that one.
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Not me.
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Me, either.
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Aw, geez, Alex,
I can't even believe it.
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Well, listen,
I'm sorry to disappoint you,
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but that's how it is: I don't.
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I've tried to fantasize.
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I've tried to think up
some great situation,
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but somehow,
something always goes wrong.
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( clears throat )
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Hello.
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Hi there.
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Where can I take you?
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( sighing )
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I'm not sure where I want to go.
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Just drive anywhere.
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I think I know
where that is.
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I hope you don't take this
the wrong way,
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but has anyone
ever told you before
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that the back of your head
is quite attractive.
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Thank you.
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The front's nice too.
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That's something
to look forward to.
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You may not believe this,
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but this is my very first ride
in a taxi.
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Well, you know
what they say: first time's the best time.
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( laughs )
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Well, actually,
I've always heard
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how rude and abrupt
cabbies were.
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You're not that way at all.
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Well, the evening
is still young.
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( both laughing )
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I'm really
enjoying myself.
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I should've done this
long ago.
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Me, too.
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Listen, I hope
you don't think
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this is too personal,
but, um...
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Well, even if it is...
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Can I ask you something?
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It's your cab.
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Why did you decide to
take this ride tonight?
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I was just feeling very alone.
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I'm a stranger in this big city,
all by myself,
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and something told me
I should just hail a cab.
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I didn't know why...
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till now.
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( growls )
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Feeling a little warm?
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Ever since
I got into this cab.
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I can turn the heat down.
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I don't think you could.
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( clank )
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So, tell me,
uh, cookie...
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what brings you
to New York?
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I'm here with my husband.
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Son of a...
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She's married?!
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Who's married?
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Huh? Oh, no one.
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I, uh... just drifted off
for a second.
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Oh, Alex, are you over there
trying to fantasize?
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Ah, no, I told you
I don't do that kind of stuff.
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Hey, Alex, if you're fantasizing
about a woman, make her single.
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( laughing )
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Well, it's not that easy,
you know.
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I mean, you just can't
imagine her single,
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and she comes out single,
can you?
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Yeah, you can.
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Oh, well, let me
give it another shot.
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Look, I can't do this if you're
all going to stare at me.
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Oh. Sorry.
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Okay, I mean business this time.
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So you're married, huh?
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No, not really.
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I just said that.
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Why?
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I was afraid
you'd come on to me.
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Well... why are you
admitting that now?
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I decided I'd take my chances.
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Back on course.
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Listen, I don't usually do this,
but, um...
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how would you like to...?
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Mm... never mind.
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Oh, say it, please.
Ask me.
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No, I think you'd find
me too presumptuous.
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No, no. Say it, please.
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Don't hold anything back.
I'm not.
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Would you like to
stop someplace and have a cup of coffee?
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Oh, I'd love that.
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You would?
Mm.
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Well, where would you
like to go?
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Uh, we can go to my apartment,
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or if that would be
too uncomfortable for you,
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we can go out somewhere.
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Your apartment sounds fine.
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In fact,
your apartment sounds wonderful.
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Oh, great.
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This is turning
into a marvelous evening.
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I hope nothing comes along
to spoil it.
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Don't worry about it.
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I couldn't stop
now if I had to.
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( tires screeching )
Stop.
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I can't. I can't.
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Stop!
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( crashing, glass shattering )
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I can't even be trusted
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behind the wheel
of my own fantasy.
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You just got to relax.
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You know,
just free yourself, you know,
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and let yourself
go with the flow.
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Put yourself
in your own apartment.
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Oh, yeah, okay,
that's good, that's good.
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Eh? All right?
All right?
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Yeah.
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Now, now... picture
yourself by a...
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by a roaring fire.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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That's very good.
That's very good.
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Okay, now, now,
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now, just relax...
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and remember that
it's your fantasy,
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and in her eyes,
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you can't do anything wrong.
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Yeah. You're right.
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I just hope she's still alive.
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More very expensive brandy?
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Mmm...
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( sighs )
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( sighs )
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Am I glad that accident
was only a fender bender.
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You're not going to get
into any trouble, are you?
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No, I have a very
understanding dispatcher.
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( sighs )
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( sighs )
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Oh, this is wonderful.
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Is it really wonderful?
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Mm. Yes.
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Good.
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I've never done anything
like this before,
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and I've never met
anyone like you before.
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Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy,
oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
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What's the matter?
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I just realized something.
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I don't even
know your name.
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Does it matter?
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How am I going
to tell my diary about you?
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Tawny.
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Tawny.
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My favorite name.
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I'm Alex.
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My favorite name.
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( moaning passionately )
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I'm afraid something
is going to go wrong.
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This is just too good.
Just too good.
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No, no.
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This... this is what
you've waited for.
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This is what you deserve.
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Yeah.
Trust me.
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I do.
Trust this.
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Oh... free, at last.
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( shuddering moan )
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Oh, man.
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I've always liked
the name Alex.
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When I was a little girl,
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I used to have an uncle
named Alexander.
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Oh, I thought
he was the greatest.
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I haven't seen him in years.
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We lost touch long ago.
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I lived in the Bronx,
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and his family would
come and see us
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every now and then.
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Yes, yes...
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Oh, he'd always
take me someplace--
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to the park or to
the playground,
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or the carnival,
if it was in season.
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But the thing that
I remember most...
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was that he'd always end
the day by buying me...
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...a double-dip Rocky
Road ice cream cone
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with a cherry on top.
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Right. How did...?
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Uncle Alex?!
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How's Aunt Rose?
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Fine.
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Cousin Harry?
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Great.
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Brother Bill?
Wonderful.
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Your daughter?
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Europe.
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I think we've
wasted enough time
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with this dumb talk
of fantasies.
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Fantasies are for losers.
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I suppose you don't
have any, Louie.
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Me? What would I need
a fantasy for?
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I'm usually the object
of other peoples' fantasies.
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Oh, sure.
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It's true.
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Come on, Louie,
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you mean you wouldn't
change anything
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if you had the chance to?
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Nothing.
My life is perfect.
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Well...
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...maybe there is...
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one or two things I might change
to make it even better.
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I wish we had some heat.
I'm freezing.
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Yeah.
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Well, you know Mr. De Palma
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would turn the heat up
if he could.
267
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,734
That man, he's a saint.
268
00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,000
Bobby's right.
269
00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:27,400
( coughing )
270
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As owner of this cab company,
271
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,534
Mr. De Palma has to cooperate
272
00:13:30,567 --> 00:13:34,067
with President Rizzo's
new energy program.
273
00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:35,601
He keeps that thermostat set
274
00:13:35,634 --> 00:13:37,000
right where it's supposed
to be...
275
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,701
( sneezes )
276
00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:40,834
...28 degrees.
277
00:13:42,334 --> 00:13:46,534
You know, the Depression's
a lot harder on him.
278
00:13:46,567 --> 00:13:48,167
Imagine how tough it would be
279
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:51,501
being the only rich man
left in the country.
280
00:13:51,534 --> 00:13:54,100
Hmm.
Yeah.
281
00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:55,367
TONY:
Here he comes now.
282
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,467
ALEX:
Huh? Huh?
283
00:13:56,501 --> 00:13:57,734
Here he comes.
284
00:14:06,334 --> 00:14:08,501
On your way home, sir?
285
00:14:08,534 --> 00:14:11,100
Yeah. I'm bushed.
286
00:14:11,133 --> 00:14:13,601
How are you guys doing?
287
00:14:13,634 --> 00:14:15,667
ALEX:
Awful.
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Yeah. This Depression
is a darn shame, isn't it?
289
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,467
( coughing )
290
00:14:21,501 --> 00:14:23,601
That's a mighty nasty cough
you got there, Rieger.
291
00:14:23,634 --> 00:14:25,133
Oh, it's nothing, sir.
Just a touch
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00:14:25,167 --> 00:14:26,868
of double pneumonia.
It's going around.
293
00:14:26,901 --> 00:14:30,667
Nevertheless, I think
you better see my doctor.
294
00:14:30,701 --> 00:14:32,667
Have him take a look at you.
295
00:14:32,701 --> 00:14:34,834
Oh... that's much
too kind of you, sir.
296
00:14:34,868 --> 00:14:37,000
Now, now, now,
never mind, never mind.
297
00:14:37,033 --> 00:14:39,834
That could be bronchitis
on top of pneumonia.
298
00:14:39,868 --> 00:14:41,701
That's what Wheeler's got,
299
00:14:41,734 --> 00:14:43,934
and he's dying,
aren't you, Wheeler?
300
00:14:43,968 --> 00:14:45,501
Yes, sir.
301
00:14:45,534 --> 00:14:47,367
That's the spirit.
302
00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:55,033
You almost done in there?
303
00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:56,868
Not quite.
304
00:14:56,901 --> 00:14:58,801
All right, well,
keep at it.
305
00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:09,567
LOUIE:
I'm home.
306
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,667
Louie!
307
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,701
Louie, darling.
308
00:15:24,701 --> 00:15:27,000
I've missed you so much.
309
00:15:27,033 --> 00:15:29,234
Why are you dressed
like that?
310
00:15:29,267 --> 00:15:31,834
Because it's so warm
in here.
311
00:15:31,868 --> 00:15:33,501
You keep it at 85.
312
00:15:33,534 --> 00:15:34,834
Mm-hmm.
313
00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:36,133
( chuckles )
314
00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:39,234
You know, Louie, all day
long, I've been praying
315
00:15:39,267 --> 00:15:42,200
that you'll reconsider
firing you-know-who.
316
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,234
Not a chance.
317
00:15:44,267 --> 00:15:46,167
Not a chance.
318
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:49,200
I think I've been fair.
319
00:15:49,234 --> 00:15:52,367
When somebody doesn't pull
their weight...
320
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,133
they're gone.
321
00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:56,067
But she loves you so much.
322
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:58,033
I know.
323
00:15:58,067 --> 00:15:59,767
Send her in.
324
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,834
He wants to see you, Lassie.
325
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,567
Come on in and sit down.
326
00:16:18,601 --> 00:16:21,167
( whimpering )
327
00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:26,667
Sit down.
328
00:16:26,701 --> 00:16:29,667
Bye, Lassie. Bye.
329
00:16:29,701 --> 00:16:33,167
Nardo, you're taking some
of the surprise out of this.
330
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,200
Now, get out of here.
331
00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:40,701
It's just you and me, girl.
332
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,834
Lassie...
333
00:16:44,868 --> 00:16:47,133
I know you've...
334
00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:51,667
you've been with us
a long time.
335
00:16:51,701 --> 00:16:53,000
( heavy sigh )
336
00:16:53,033 --> 00:16:55,834
I don't know... I just have
to do something with you.
337
00:16:55,868 --> 00:16:59,300
I mean, you're getting away
with murder.
338
00:16:59,334 --> 00:17:00,634
You know?
339
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,801
I've got to lay down
the laws.
340
00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:06,701
Benji... she's going
through the roof.
341
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,534
Snoopy--
through the roof.
342
00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:10,968
I mean, what can you do?
343
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:19,033
That's just not enough
anymore, girl.
344
00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:22,801
I mean, they're out there
making millions.
345
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:26,033
Do you know what Benji made
last year?
346
00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:27,601
( barks three times )
347
00:17:27,634 --> 00:17:30,501
Uh-huh. Well, how much
did you make last year?
348
00:17:30,534 --> 00:17:32,534
( barks once )
349
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,033
Well, that just doesn't
cut it, Lassie.
350
00:17:38,868 --> 00:17:40,734
Take a walk.
351
00:17:40,767 --> 00:17:42,901
( whining )
352
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:49,234
( whimpering )
353
00:17:49,267 --> 00:17:52,033
All right, but just one.
354
00:18:01,033 --> 00:18:02,701
Okay, now beat it.
355
00:18:09,634 --> 00:18:11,334
Aw...
356
00:18:11,367 --> 00:18:13,033
It was so sad
seeing her go.
357
00:18:13,067 --> 00:18:14,234
Yeah, well...
358
00:18:16,501 --> 00:18:17,467
( sighs )
359
00:18:17,501 --> 00:18:18,801
Maybe this will
make you feel better.
360
00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:22,300
It's a little something
I picked up on the way home.
361
00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:25,167
Oh, it's beautiful.
362
00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:37,467
Oh, well.
363
00:18:37,501 --> 00:18:39,701
A man can dream, can't he?
364
00:18:43,701 --> 00:18:45,334
Hey, uh, come on, Elaine.
365
00:18:45,367 --> 00:18:47,067
You're trying to get
everybody else
366
00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:48,968
to talk about
their fantasies.
367
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,467
Why don't you tell us
one of yours?
368
00:18:50,501 --> 00:18:51,767
Yeah!
369
00:18:51,801 --> 00:18:53,100
Forget it!
370
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,567
I mean, if nobody
else is going to talk about it, why should I?
371
00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:58,667
Yeah, you're right.
372
00:18:58,701 --> 00:18:59,801
No point.
373
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:00,901
Let's forget it.
374
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:06,834
But if I were to tell you
my fantasy...
375
00:19:06,868 --> 00:19:09,968
it would knock you out.
376
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,767
Yeah?
Oh, really?
377
00:19:11,801 --> 00:19:13,467
BOBBY:
Come on, come on, come on, what is it?
378
00:19:16,334 --> 00:19:18,133
( groans )
379
00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:20,968
Anybody got any ideas
about what we can do?
380
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,334
Let's play
another hand of poker.
381
00:19:24,367 --> 00:19:26,167
We always play cards.
382
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,300
We play cards every day.
383
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,067
That's all we do is play cards.
384
00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:31,634
Play cards.
385
00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:36,133
* Come on along and listen to
386
00:19:36,167 --> 00:19:39,501
* The lullaby of Broadway
387
00:19:39,534 --> 00:19:44,067
* The hip-hooray and ballyhoo
388
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,334
* The lullaby of Broadway
389
00:19:47,367 --> 00:19:51,501
* The rumble of a subway train
390
00:19:51,534 --> 00:19:55,200
* The rattle of the taxis
391
00:19:55,234 --> 00:19:58,801
* The Daffodils who entertain
392
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:02,200
* At Angelo's and Maxi's
393
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:06,267
* When a Broadway baby
394
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:08,834
* Says good night
395
00:20:08,868 --> 00:20:14,133
* It's early in the morning
396
00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:16,300
* Manhattan babies
397
00:20:16,334 --> 00:20:19,701
* Don't sleep tight
398
00:20:19,734 --> 00:20:24,167
* Until the dawn...
399
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:28,200
Elaine, we're trying
to play cards here. Come on!
400
00:20:28,234 --> 00:20:29,400
Buzz off.
401
00:20:30,567 --> 00:20:37,033
* Good night, baby
402
00:20:37,067 --> 00:20:40,167
* Good night
403
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:43,167
* The milkman's on his way
404
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:49,467
* Sleep tight, baby
405
00:20:49,501 --> 00:20:52,734
* Sleep tight
406
00:20:52,767 --> 00:20:55,267
* Let's call it a day
407
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:57,200
* Hey!
408
00:20:57,234 --> 00:20:59,400
* Come on along and listen to
409
00:20:59,434 --> 00:21:02,901
* The lullaby of Broadway *
410
00:21:02,934 --> 00:21:05,400
* The hi-de-hi,
boop-boop-buh-doo *
411
00:21:05,434 --> 00:21:07,200
* The lullaby of Broadway *
412
00:21:07,234 --> 00:21:09,100
The band begins
to go to town...
413
00:21:09,133 --> 00:21:11,334
* The band beginsto go to town *
414
00:21:11,367 --> 00:21:13,100
And everyone
goes crazy...
415
00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:15,367
* And everyone goes crazy *
416
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,334
* You rock-a-bye
your baby round *
417
00:21:18,367 --> 00:21:20,901
* Till everything gets hazy
418
00:21:20,934 --> 00:21:25,200
* Hush-a-bye,
I'll buy you this and that *
419
00:21:25,234 --> 00:21:28,367
* You hear her daddy saying
420
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:31,367
* Then baby goes home
to her flat *
421
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:34,734
* To sleep all day
422
00:21:34,767 --> 00:21:40,100
* Good night, baby
423
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,100
ELAINE:
Bounce!
424
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,734
* Good night
425
00:21:43,767 --> 00:21:46,133
* The milkman's on his way
426
00:21:46,167 --> 00:21:47,167
Kick!
427
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:52,767
* Sleep tight, baby
428
00:21:52,801 --> 00:21:56,434
* Sleep tight
429
00:21:56,467 --> 00:21:58,901
* Let's call it a day
430
00:21:58,934 --> 00:22:00,000
Hey!
431
00:22:00,033 --> 00:22:03,067
* Listen to the lullaby
432
00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:09,501
* Of old Broadway!
433
00:22:09,534 --> 00:22:12,534
( music continues )
434
00:22:36,767 --> 00:22:38,767
( music continues )
435
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,367
Train!
436
00:23:07,567 --> 00:23:08,767
Okay, in a line!
437
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:15,400
Pick me up!
438
00:23:16,467 --> 00:23:18,200
Turn me!
439
00:23:20,701 --> 00:23:22,300
Put me down!
440
00:23:24,868 --> 00:23:26,667
Kick!
441
00:23:26,701 --> 00:23:28,701
( music builds )
442
00:23:37,701 --> 00:23:40,534
* Let's call it a day
443
00:23:40,567 --> 00:23:44,000
* Listen to the lullaby
444
00:23:44,033 --> 00:23:53,634
* Of old Broadway!
445
00:24:00,434 --> 00:24:03,801
( Broadway music playing )
446
00:24:27,434 --> 00:24:29,000
WOMAN:
Night, Mr. Walters.
447
00:24:29,033 --> 00:24:30,367
( grunts )
448
00:24:30,417 --> 00:24:34,967
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