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Hey, hey! Here it is!
Here it is, I'm on! I'm on!
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ANNOUNCER:
You're 11,000 feet high in the mountains.
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You've brought down
your last tree
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and then you sense it--
that BrickHauser feeling.
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You're ready
for America's boldest beer.
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BrickHauser,
the beer as cold and bold
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as the mountains themselves.
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( Elaine screaming )
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( all talking at once )
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You were great.
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ELAINE:
You were brilliant. It was a very good performance.
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Thanks, Louie.
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I'm not talking about you,
ham hock.
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I'm talking about
this little show
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your friends
are putting on.
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( all murmuring )
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You know, the best part
about shooting that commercial
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was where we got to shoot it.
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Three days up in
the mountains-- it was just great.
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Ever since I finished it
I've been thinking
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about going back up there
and spending some time,
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some weekend there.
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Sounds good.
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Hey, you want to go?
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Hey, that sounds great.
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Why don't we do it this weekend?
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Why don't we do it
for the whole week?
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Huh?
Yeah.
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Yeah?
Just us men against the elements.
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All right.
I'd like to get some money down
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on the elements.
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Come on.
What would the two of you do
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up in the mountains
for a whole week?
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What do you mean, what would
we do up in the mountains?
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We'd do what everybody does
in the mountains.
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Like what?
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Mountain stuff.
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Hey, I'm starting
to get excited.
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What are we going to bring?
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Alex?
Huh?
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You got to talk
them out of this.
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Me?
Yeah.
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Well, what would you
like me to say to them?
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It's winter.
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Do you realize
that they have
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absolutely no experience
in the wilderness?
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Do you realize how
dangerous that could be?
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Besides which,
they'll lose a week of work.
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That's right.
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Hey, guys...
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count me in.
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I'm going.
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All right.
Great.
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Whoo!
All right!
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It's kind of chilly up there
this time of year.
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Yeah.
So I think we got to get a place
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with a heated pool.
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No, no. No, no.
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Tony, Tony, I-I-I want
basic, you know?
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I want primitive.
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I don't want any
electricity, telephones--
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no conveniences.
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I've got just the place.
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ALEX:
Where?
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My apartment.
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Jim, we were
talking about
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something far out.
Hey...
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Let me rephrase that.
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We were talking
about in the mountains.
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Oh, okay.
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Well, then let's just find
the place in the mountains.
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Great idea.
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Hey, you want to go, Jim?
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Uh... yeah.
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You know...
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I do have, uh,
some experience
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in these matters.
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I used to live in
a commune, you know.
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BOBBY:
Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah.
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Boy, we really roughed it.
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Grew our own food,
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churned our
own butter...
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eh... built our
own shelters.
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Anything we couldn't make
for ourselves
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we traded for
with another commune.
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I had the best years
of my life there.
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If it was so wonderful,
why'd you leave?
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Uh... they traded me...
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( grunts )
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for a couple of goats...
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and a, uh, and a Donovan album.
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I yearn for the
wide-open spaces.
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Try looking
between your ears.
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Well, uh, even
with Jim along,
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I think it might be rough.
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Hey, we want it
rough, Elaine.
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TONY:
Yeah!
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We want to test our mettle.
We want to stand face to face
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with nature in
its most raw.
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Sounds stupid.
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( mutters )
You don't understand it
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because you're
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a woman, Elaine.
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I have no idea
why I don't understand it.
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BOBBY:
Look at this place, huh?
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We're in the middle of nowhere.
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How far did we come
from your place?
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About 106 miles.
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106 miles?
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It's more like 106 miles
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since we left anything
resembling a road.
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Well, it's not too late
to go back.
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Hi, guys.
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I love this.
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Hey, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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It's so quiet here
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you can actually
hear yourself think.
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I can't hear anything.
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Anybody have a gun?
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That's okay.
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He's harmless.
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No, I mean for hunting.
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Ain't you going
to do some hunting?
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No, no, we don't...
We're not interested in hunting.
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Well, you're gonna
be up here for a week,
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shouldn't you at least
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have brought a gun
along for protection?
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Protection, from what?
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Never know this far up.
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Listen, I'd better leave you
one of my rifles just in case.
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I'd feel better if I did.
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Sure.
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TONY:
Hey, look at this, man.
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There's only one
bed in this place.
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A bed.
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Which one of you men
wants a bed?
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Not me.
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Not a chance.
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You kidding?
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Good.
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It's loaded, so be careful.
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All right.
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We'll leave it over here
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in case you need it.
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Maybe I better come up
tomorrow or the next day
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and check on you guys.
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Oh, no, really.
There's no need for that.
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We can handle ourselves.
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Okay. I won't be back
for a week
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and there's nobody else
around here
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so, uh, if you're worried
about anything
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think of it now.
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Hey, we're fine.
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TONY:
Yeah, we're fine. We're, okay.
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Wait a minute.
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Sir...
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Alex, come on, we're okay.
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Okay, okay, fine. Thanks.
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Wait a minute, sir.
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How can we reach you?
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Do you have a phone?
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Yeah, I got a phone.
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Oh, great!
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But you don't.
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Sir, one second.
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Where's the nearest phone?
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Well, that would be
the one at my place.
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Your place.
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I'll see you Sunday.
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You're a long way
from the city, boys.
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I hope you know
what you're doing.
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Pleasant sort.
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What did he have to go
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and say something
like that for?
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Hey, the guy lives
in the woods.
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He probably talks
to birds and squirrels.
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Come on, let's unpack.
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Hey, we better.
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Our food's thawing out here.
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Look at this,
the stuff is dripping.
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Come on, let's get this
to the refrigerator.
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Would you look at us--
looking for a refrigerator.
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There's no electricity here.
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Without a refrigerator
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all the food's gonna go bad.
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With no food
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and no way out of here,
we'll be dead by Wednesday.
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( laughing )
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Mountain man! Mountain man!
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Mountain man!
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It's too late. He left.
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We're going to die.
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Nobody's gonna die.
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We just got
to use our heads.
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No-no time to panic now.
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Hey, I got an idea.
It's a lot colder outside the cabin
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than it is inside, right?
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Right, we can put stuff outside.
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Oh... Oh, terrific! Hey!
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Hey, I wish that guy
could see us now, huh?
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Yeah, we'll show old Hiawatha
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who can handle themselves,
right?
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Where does he come off
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trying to make us
look so stupid?
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BOBBY:
You're telling me.
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This is just great, everybody.
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I mean, we're doing it,
we are handling ourselves.
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We're surviving.
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That's what it's
all about, right?
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We don't need refrigeration,
we don't need electricity.
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BOBBY:
Oh, boy, we're going to have a great week.
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...Check out the birdies
and everything like that.
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I love hiking.
Hiking's one of my favorites.
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Oh, yeah, we can
do that, too.
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Were you
in the scouts?
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I was when I
was a little guy.
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The little old mountain man
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must have thought
we were city slickers, huh?
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How about that gun?
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Yeah, protection, right?
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Protection.
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BOBBY:
How's it going? All right?
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I don't know what you guys
are worried about.
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There's a whole ton
of food out there.
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Let's get to work.
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( Alex groans )
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Oh, boy.
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Isn't this a great feeling?
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You mean waking up
in the mountains?
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No, getting off the damn floor.
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Did anybody get
a good night's sleep last night?
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I kept on being awakened
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by the growls
of some big, hairy animal.
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( snoring )
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There it is again.
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Wake up, Jim.
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Where the hell am I?
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It's okay, Jim.
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It's okay, it's okay.
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You're in the mountains.
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Oh, yeah?
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Oh, right.
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Who are you?
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I'm your friend Alex,
Alex Rieger.
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We work together.
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Oh, oh.
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What are we, lumberjacks?
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No, we're cab drivers.
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Oh, I bet we don't do
much business up here.
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You okay?
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
I'm all right now.
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I think my brains
are beginning to warm up.
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I'm starving, huh?
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What's for breakfast?
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Well, I'll just go
rustle up some grub
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from our little old refrigerator
in the woods.
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Now, what would
you big lugs like?
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Why don't you
surprise us?
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I'll do that.
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Oh, wow.
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You know, I'm really starting
to feel great.
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I could just spend the rest
of my life up here.
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Something ate all our food!
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We're going to die.
265
00:11:21,968 --> 00:11:23,367
We're going to die.
266
00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:29,434
We're 100 miles from nowhere,
and nobody's coming
267
00:11:29,467 --> 00:11:31,334
up for us for a week,
and all our food is gone. Bob...
268
00:11:31,367 --> 00:11:33,701
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
You know what we're doing wrong?
269
00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:36,000
We're not thinking
like outdoorsmen.
270
00:11:36,033 --> 00:11:38,667
What did the pioneers do
in a situation like this?
271
00:11:38,701 --> 00:11:41,501
They built cities
and moved into them.
272
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,901
Come on, now, I'm being serious.
273
00:11:42,934 --> 00:11:44,968
We're just going to have
to use our heads again.
274
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,534
Yay-up.
275
00:11:46,567 --> 00:11:48,033
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
276
00:11:48,067 --> 00:11:50,400
I'm a fisherman.
I brought my fishing tackle.
277
00:11:50,434 --> 00:11:51,400
I'll fish.
278
00:11:51,434 --> 00:11:52,634
I like fish.
279
00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:54,501
Hey, Tony, you can go
kill something.
280
00:11:54,534 --> 00:11:55,801
What are you talking about?
281
00:11:55,834 --> 00:11:58,667
Well, Mark Trail, he left us
his gun here, right?
282
00:11:58,701 --> 00:12:00,300
You can go hunt.
283
00:12:00,334 --> 00:12:01,567
Why me?
284
00:12:01,601 --> 00:12:03,267
Well, because you've
fired a gun before.
285
00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:04,734
You were in the service,
remember? Mmm?
286
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,033
Oh, yeah.
287
00:12:06,067 --> 00:12:07,434
Okay. Uh...
288
00:12:07,467 --> 00:12:09,534
Hey, what am I after?
289
00:12:09,567 --> 00:12:12,200
Why don't you
get us some steaks?
290
00:12:12,234 --> 00:12:15,734
Bobby, he's not going
to hold up a supermarket.
291
00:12:15,767 --> 00:12:17,834
You shoot anything
you find, Tony. Anything.
292
00:12:17,868 --> 00:12:19,000
Okay.
293
00:12:19,033 --> 00:12:20,567
ALEX:
Well, I'll just get
294
00:12:20,601 --> 00:12:24,067
my fishing tackle ready
and I'll head for the stream.
295
00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:26,200
Okay. I'm going
to go forage.
296
00:12:26,234 --> 00:12:28,434
Hey, good idea.
297
00:12:28,467 --> 00:12:30,501
What does "forage" mean?
298
00:12:38,267 --> 00:12:39,901
Close the door!
299
00:12:39,934 --> 00:12:43,100
Man, it's getting cold outside.
300
00:12:43,133 --> 00:12:44,234
Yeah, what did you shoot?
301
00:12:44,267 --> 00:12:48,200
Nothing. There ain't
an animal around here.
302
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:49,567
That's crazy, Tony.
This is the woods.
303
00:12:49,601 --> 00:12:52,434
Maybe word got out
that I'm around.
304
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:54,367
Alex!
305
00:12:58,801 --> 00:13:00,167
BOBBY:
Well? Well?
306
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:03,167
What did you catch?
What did you catch?
307
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,567
See for yourself.
308
00:13:04,601 --> 00:13:06,300
Huh? Huh? Well? Huh?
309
00:13:06,334 --> 00:13:07,601
That the bait you used?
310
00:13:07,634 --> 00:13:09,434
Bait? That's my catch.
311
00:13:09,467 --> 00:13:12,234
Well, do they puff up
when you cook 'em?
312
00:13:12,267 --> 00:13:14,934
Well, it's the only kind of fish
I could find in the stream.
313
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,701
What did you even bring
them back here for?
314
00:13:16,734 --> 00:13:19,200
I thought you'd be impressed
by the number I caught.
315
00:13:19,234 --> 00:13:21,501
This one really put up a fight.
316
00:13:22,634 --> 00:13:25,033
We're going to die.
317
00:13:27,367 --> 00:13:30,567
Isn't anybody going
to contradict me?
318
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,067
Hey, look, guys.
It ain't that bad.
319
00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:34,200
I mean, tomorrow Alex
can go out and fish some more,
320
00:13:34,234 --> 00:13:35,267
and I'll do some hunting.
321
00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:36,667
I'm telling you,
322
00:13:36,701 --> 00:13:38,934
it's going to be a lot easier
tracking animals in the snow.
323
00:13:38,968 --> 00:13:40,767
The snow?
324
00:13:40,801 --> 00:13:41,767
Hey, Bobby,
look, it's snowing.
325
00:13:41,801 --> 00:13:42,801
Ain't it great?
Big flakes!
326
00:13:42,834 --> 00:13:44,267
ALEX:
Oh, no.
327
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:47,868
Now they can take our bodies
down the mountain in a toboggan.
328
00:13:49,834 --> 00:13:52,434
( wind whistling )
329
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:13,367
Somebody better fix this door.
330
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:14,667
Who's hungry?
331
00:14:14,701 --> 00:14:17,000
You found something?
332
00:14:17,033 --> 00:14:18,000
Blueberries!
333
00:14:18,033 --> 00:14:19,000
Hurray!
334
00:14:19,033 --> 00:14:20,167
Oh, blueberries! Oh!
335
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,200
Bobby, Bobby!
I don't think they're blueberries.
336
00:14:22,234 --> 00:14:23,234
Sure they are.
337
00:14:23,267 --> 00:14:24,901
No, I mean they're
blue berries,
338
00:14:24,934 --> 00:14:26,267
but I don't think
they're blueberries.
339
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,868
These may be
poisonous.
340
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,133
Excuse me, Alex.
341
00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:31,601
I've eaten blueberries before,
and they're not poisonous.
342
00:14:31,634 --> 00:14:35,234
I know blueberries aren't,
but these are not blueberries.
343
00:14:35,267 --> 00:14:36,701
They look pretty
darn blue to me.
344
00:14:36,734 --> 00:14:38,067
Jim, I know
they're blue berries.
345
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:40,133
What I'm saying is, they
may not be blueberries.
346
00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:41,434
And while all blue
berries are blue
347
00:14:41,467 --> 00:14:43,167
not all blue berries
are blueberries.
348
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,400
I-I-I see.
349
00:14:45,434 --> 00:14:48,934
I've mistaken blue berries
for blueberries.
350
00:14:48,968 --> 00:14:50,667
Right.
351
00:14:50,701 --> 00:14:52,234
Got you, Alex.
352
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:55,968
Cabin fever.
353
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:05,868
I was doing fine
with my hunger for six days.
354
00:15:05,901 --> 00:15:09,734
I just kept telling myself
that guide's coming back Sunday.
355
00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:12,267
And then when he didn't
show up yesterday...
356
00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:14,734
Oh, my hunger
is really getting to me.
357
00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:15,901
Well, let me tell you something.
358
00:15:15,934 --> 00:15:17,334
If it's the snow
that's keeping him away
359
00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:20,434
it's going to be a while
before he gets here.
360
00:15:20,467 --> 00:15:21,434
It's really deep.
361
00:15:21,467 --> 00:15:22,801
Oh, my God.
362
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,801
What if it isn't the snow?
363
00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:26,133
Maybe he died.
364
00:15:26,167 --> 00:15:28,033
Maybe he had a heart attack.
365
00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:30,200
That would be much too easy
a death for the guy
366
00:15:30,234 --> 00:15:32,434
who rented us this cabin.
367
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,067
This is all your fault, Bobby.
368
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:38,767
My fault?
369
00:15:38,801 --> 00:15:41,767
Yeah! If you would have gotten
a pineapple commercial
370
00:15:41,801 --> 00:15:43,834
we'd be in Hawaii now... eating!
371
00:15:43,868 --> 00:15:46,200
Come on, Tony, Tony,
remember our deal?
372
00:15:46,234 --> 00:15:48,367
No talk about
food or eating.
373
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:52,367
Oh, oh. Thank God for those
minnows and blueberries.
374
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,901
I don't think we would
have made it this far.
375
00:15:53,934 --> 00:15:54,934
Bobby!
376
00:15:54,968 --> 00:15:56,734
He didn't mean
blue berries, Alex.
377
00:15:56,767 --> 00:15:57,868
He meant blueberries.
378
00:15:57,901 --> 00:16:00,200
Ohh.
379
00:16:00,234 --> 00:16:01,801
What time is it?
380
00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:03,367
ALEX:
Why?
381
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,701
Well, if it's 4:00, I get to
suck the fish bones again.
382
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:09,934
You still got an hour.
383
00:16:11,968 --> 00:16:14,334
You know, Alex,
this is working.
384
00:16:14,367 --> 00:16:16,834
You said we shouldn't
think about food
385
00:16:16,868 --> 00:16:20,033
and I'm sitting over here
not thinking about food
386
00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:21,801
and I feel a lot better.
387
00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:25,801
That's good.
That's good, Jim. That's good.
388
00:16:27,033 --> 00:16:30,501
I'm not thinking
about cheeseburgers.
389
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,567
I'm not thinking
about pork chops.
390
00:16:35,601 --> 00:16:39,167
I'm not thinking
about pot roast.
391
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,801
I'm not thinking
about Twinkies.
392
00:16:43,934 --> 00:16:45,567
And I'm not thinking...
393
00:16:45,601 --> 00:16:47,167
Jim! Jim...
would you go out
394
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,667
and get us some
more wood, please?
395
00:16:51,033 --> 00:16:53,734
I'm not thinking
about minestrone.
396
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:58,267
I'm not thinking
about peas.
397
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:02,667
Hey, you know something?
398
00:17:02,701 --> 00:17:04,234
I'm full.
399
00:17:10,968 --> 00:17:12,467
Hey, look.
Look, guys.
400
00:17:12,501 --> 00:17:14,734
We're not licked
yet, you know?
401
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:15,868
We can still
try hunting.
402
00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:17,667
Listen, I've been out,
and I've been out,
403
00:17:17,701 --> 00:17:20,167
and I'm telling you there's
nothing to shoot out there.
404
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:23,400
Well, that doesn't
mean you won't find something today.
405
00:17:23,434 --> 00:17:24,467
Yeah, listen, we can't give up.
406
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:25,467
It's a waste of time.
407
00:17:25,501 --> 00:17:27,300
Well, what are we going to do?
408
00:17:27,334 --> 00:17:29,234
Sit here and wait for dinner
to walk through the door?
409
00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:42,667
( sucking noises )
410
00:17:42,701 --> 00:17:44,400
Jim! Hey, Jim,
what are you doing?
411
00:17:44,434 --> 00:17:45,634
Huh?
What are you doing?
412
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:48,567
( loud sucking )
413
00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:51,868
What are you
( sucks ) about?
414
00:17:51,901 --> 00:17:54,834
I'm going ( sucks )
to get his attention.
415
00:17:54,868 --> 00:17:57,400
Oh, you mean
the guide's back?
416
00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:00,667
Oh! Don't scare it away!
Don't scare it away.
417
00:18:00,701 --> 00:18:02,834
Oh, my gosh, it's some
kind of large animal.
418
00:18:02,868 --> 00:18:04,701
I think it's a big duck.
419
00:18:04,734 --> 00:18:06,033
It's a turkey.
420
00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:08,968
Ernie?
Ernie's a turkey?
421
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,167
ALEX:
Ernie?
422
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,434
Well, doesn't he look
like an Ernie?
423
00:18:11,467 --> 00:18:12,501
Let's get it!
Let's get it!
424
00:18:12,534 --> 00:18:14,000
Come on. Come on.
425
00:18:14,033 --> 00:18:15,067
BOBBY:
Come here!
426
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:17,267
Hey, this is crazy!
Let's go get the gun!
427
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:18,667
ALEX:
Oh, the gun!
428
00:18:20,701 --> 00:18:21,834
Here, Tony.
You're the hunter.
429
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,934
Uh-uh. I been hunting
for a big ugly moose.
430
00:18:23,968 --> 00:18:26,033
I ain't shooting
no little birdie.
431
00:18:26,067 --> 00:18:27,200
Bobby?
432
00:18:27,234 --> 00:18:28,834
I don't want to do it, Alex.
I've never killed anything.
433
00:18:28,868 --> 00:18:30,100
Well, I've never killed
anything either.
434
00:18:30,133 --> 00:18:31,767
But you've got the gun.
435
00:18:44,701 --> 00:18:46,200
Oh, damn.
436
00:18:46,234 --> 00:18:48,667
He does look like an Ernie.
437
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:03,767
Oh, boy.
438
00:19:03,801 --> 00:19:05,267
Mmm.
439
00:19:12,133 --> 00:19:13,467
( Tony chuckles softly )
440
00:19:16,734 --> 00:19:18,100
Man, I hope this
thing tastes good.
441
00:19:18,133 --> 00:19:20,100
I never cooked nothing
without directions before.
442
00:19:20,133 --> 00:19:21,801
Oh, don't worry.
It's going to taste great.
443
00:19:21,834 --> 00:19:23,133
Come on, Alex,
let's eat.
444
00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:24,601
Come on, Alex.
445
00:19:24,634 --> 00:19:26,300
You couldn't help
yourself. Come on.
446
00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:27,934
TONY:
Come on, Alex. What were we supposed to
447
00:19:27,968 --> 00:19:31,000
BOBBY:
Yeah. It was him or us. Come on, come on. Eat, eat.
448
00:19:31,033 --> 00:19:32,501
Yeah, maybe you're right.
Right, right.
449
00:19:32,534 --> 00:19:33,934
Ah, come on, let's eat.
Dig in. Dig in.
450
00:19:33,968 --> 00:19:36,801
I think maybe
we should say grace.
451
00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:37,801
Are you nuts?
452
00:19:37,834 --> 00:19:39,267
We haven't had
a meal in a week.
453
00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:41,501
All the more reason
why we should give thanks.
454
00:19:41,534 --> 00:19:42,567
Hey, I'm eating.
455
00:19:42,601 --> 00:19:44,067
No, no, no, no.
Maybe he's right.
456
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,667
Look, we waited this long,
we can wait a little longer.
457
00:19:48,267 --> 00:19:50,033
Go ahead, Jim.
458
00:19:52,167 --> 00:19:58,467
Lord, we know this bird
was one of Your miracles.
459
00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:03,400
No easier to create...
460
00:20:03,434 --> 00:20:05,467
than a billion stars
461
00:20:05,501 --> 00:20:08,467
or a single grain
of sand.
462
00:20:08,501 --> 00:20:12,467
It was a truly magnificent
creature, Your Honor.
463
00:20:12,501 --> 00:20:17,000
And if we hadn't gotten
so hungry,
464
00:20:17,033 --> 00:20:20,934
Your faithful servant
Alex here...
465
00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:26,033
would never
have snuck up on it
466
00:20:26,067 --> 00:20:27,934
and blown its brains out...
467
00:20:30,901 --> 00:20:35,267
But we grieve
that one of Your creatures
468
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,667
should have been
sacrificed.
469
00:20:37,701 --> 00:20:42,033
Though he could not think,
he could feel.
470
00:20:42,067 --> 00:20:46,234
And now he will never again
walk Your good earth,
471
00:20:46,267 --> 00:20:48,334
smell the sweet air...
472
00:20:50,734 --> 00:20:54,834
experience the glory
of flying in Your heavens.
473
00:20:54,868 --> 00:20:59,033
Taken from him is
the precious gift of life.
474
00:20:59,067 --> 00:21:03,434
One small
innocent being
475
00:21:03,467 --> 00:21:05,300
lies here lifeless...
476
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:10,767
and we are
diminished.
477
00:21:10,801 --> 00:21:12,767
Amen.
478
00:21:12,801 --> 00:21:15,033
ALL:
Amen.
479
00:21:20,634 --> 00:21:22,601
That's mine!
480
00:21:22,634 --> 00:21:24,734
Save some for me!
481
00:21:31,267 --> 00:21:32,834
Louie,
I'm going to go home now.
482
00:21:32,868 --> 00:21:35,701
So, uh, if Alex
or any of the guys calls,
483
00:21:35,734 --> 00:21:37,234
would you call me
at home, okay?
484
00:21:37,267 --> 00:21:39,100
Do you have my number?
485
00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:40,567
I always thought so.
486
00:21:40,601 --> 00:21:41,801
Louie, please.
487
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,434
This is serious.
488
00:21:43,467 --> 00:21:46,100
I'm really concerned about
the guys so just knock it off.
489
00:21:46,133 --> 00:21:47,534
Hey, I'm concerned too.
I'm worried sick.
490
00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:49,067
Yeah, right.
491
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:51,100
( phone ringing )
492
00:21:51,133 --> 00:21:53,234
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
493
00:21:53,267 --> 00:21:55,701
Sunshine Cab.
494
00:21:55,734 --> 00:21:56,934
Rieger?
495
00:21:56,968 --> 00:21:58,501
Rieger, you okay?
496
00:21:58,534 --> 00:22:00,167
Let me talk to him.
497
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,701
Yeah? Oh, hang on a second.
498
00:22:01,734 --> 00:22:04,868
There's somebody here
who wants to talk to you.
499
00:22:04,901 --> 00:22:07,267
Nardo, Nardo. Come in
here and talk to him.
500
00:22:07,300 --> 00:22:08,667
Okay.
501
00:22:08,701 --> 00:22:09,968
Alex!
502
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,434
Oh, my God!
503
00:22:11,467 --> 00:22:13,334
I've been so worried
about you guys!
504
00:22:13,367 --> 00:22:14,334
Oh, my God!
505
00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:18,200
What happened?
Tell me everything.
506
00:22:18,234 --> 00:22:19,667
Yeah?
507
00:22:19,701 --> 00:22:21,234
You're kidding me.
508
00:22:21,267 --> 00:22:22,968
Oh, my G...
509
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,467
See, I knew it.
I knew it, I knew it.
510
00:22:24,501 --> 00:22:26,100
I told you guys this.
511
00:22:26,133 --> 00:22:30,033
So what did Bobby do?
512
00:22:30,067 --> 00:22:32,968
( giggling )
513
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,834
I love this story!
514
00:22:34,868 --> 00:22:37,467
I love it, I love it,
I love it.
515
00:22:37,501 --> 00:22:39,801
Jim, oh, my God!
516
00:22:39,834 --> 00:22:41,300
This is amazing.
517
00:22:41,334 --> 00:22:43,334
They had to get
snow plows?
518
00:22:43,367 --> 00:22:44,701
I can't believe it.
519
00:22:44,734 --> 00:22:46,267
I just don't believe...
520
00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:47,901
Wait till everybody
at the garage hears this.
521
00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:50,267
You guys must be exhausted.
522
00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:52,701
My God.
523
00:22:52,734 --> 00:22:54,000
( Elaine screams )
524
00:22:54,033 --> 00:22:55,501
Louie!
525
00:22:55,534 --> 00:22:57,434
( crashing )
526
00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:16,767
Uh... hey, Rieger.
527
00:23:16,801 --> 00:23:18,467
How you doing there?
528
00:23:18,501 --> 00:23:21,067
Oh, oh, oh, Elaine?
529
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:23,901
Yeah, she did seem
a little upset.
530
00:23:23,934 --> 00:23:26,334
What the hell did
you say to her?
531
00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:33,133
( theme music playing )
532
00:23:56,234 --> 00:23:57,801
WOMAN:
Night, Mr. Walters.
533
00:23:57,834 --> 00:23:59,167
( grunts )
534
00:23:59,217 --> 00:24:03,767
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