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Saturday night is just fine.
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Okay. Thank you.
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Bye-bye.
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( screams )
Guys!
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Doug Johnson
from the art gallery
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just asked me out
for this Saturday night!
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Oh, that's very nice.
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That's wonderful.
That's terrific.
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Yes, and I don't have
a baby-sitter, so could...?
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Uh, uh, uh, Bobby,
do you think...?
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Uh, Elaine, I-I already
have plans. I'm sorry.
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Oh, well, um,
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Tony...
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I'd like to, Elaine,
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but I got a fight
Saturday night.
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Bobby, just this once?
Come on.
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Look, I have a date
Saturday night, Elaine, with a great girl.
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Oh, but I-I've been
dropping hints
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for months now
for Doug to ask me out.
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Hey, you know, this may be
hard for you to believe,
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but other people
have relationships
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that are important
to them, too. ( sighs )
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And-and this girl I'm going
out with Saturday night
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is every bit as important
to me as Doug is to you.
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What's her name?
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What time do you want me there?
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8:00.
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Rieger, come in here.
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Rieger!
( snapping fingers )
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Come in here!
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Rieger!
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( whispers ):
Come in here!
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Wait a minute!
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Stay right
where you are!
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I'll come down there!
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Alex?
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I got problems
with my love life.
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Get away from me.
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Things aren't right
between Zena and me.
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That's right,
the girl you like.
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So now you got
to listen to me.
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I could have got you
to come in the cage
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if I'd have
said her name, yeah.
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I don't understand it.
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I mean, it's like somehow
we got out of sync.
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Our gears aren't meshing
as often as they used to,
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if you know what I mean.
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( mutters )
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Rieger, I'm pouring
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my guts out to you.
You're not pouring your guts out to me.
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You're telling me that you're
not getting enough action.
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Insatiable lust doesn't
make you sympathetic.
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Why not?
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All right, all right. I'll
tell you the real reason.
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The real thing...
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Yeah? What?
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( mutters )
Go ahead. What?
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What? Say it.
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I...
Say it. Say it.
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Say it! Say it!I...
Say it! Say it!
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I'm afraid of losing her.
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Ohh.
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Alex...
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Zena sees
something in me
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that no other woman
ever saw--
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that no other person
ever saw--
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that isn't there.
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All right, all right,
do you want to keep Zena?
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You're going to have
to treat her better.
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What makes you think I
don't treat her good now?
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Well, describe a typical
evening with Zena.
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We watch a little TV
and then hit the sheets.
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Well, some people
call that corny,
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but that's the way we are.
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( mutters )
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All right, all right.
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Describe a typical
good evening
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to you experienced,
romantic types.
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All right, you go out to dinner
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maybe you take in
a movie,
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you go home,
and you talk.
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Dinner, talk...
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Yeah? Well, well, well?
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You don't want to know
what you talk about?
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Yeah. I mean,
give me an example.
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Sports,
people you have in common.
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You talk.
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Sports...
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people in common...
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You mean, like, uh,
if the house looks clean
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I could say,
"Hey, the place looks great."
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Sure.
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That was my idea.
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I thought of the words.
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You just said, "talk."
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( chuckling )
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I got the golden key here.
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Look out, world.
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Dinner, movies...
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sports...
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Gee, the place
looks immaculate.
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You're going
to get it.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about
your attitude.
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Trying to romance you
is like trying
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to blow your nose
without a handkerchief.
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That's disgusting.
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I can't do
nothing right tonight.
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87 bucks
for a French meal
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you don't want to eat,
they don't want me to take home.
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I got to go out and find
my own bags at 8:00 at night.
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I don't know
what the hell this is.
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You order something with eyes?
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No.
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Me, neither.
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Look, Louie, I'd like to
get to sleep early tonight,
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so if you don't mind...
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No, no, no.
I don't mind.
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Louie. Louie!
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What, what? I'll
brush my teeth in the morning.
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I want you to leave here.
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I want you
to leave my apartment.
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I want you
to leave me alone.
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Boy, this place
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looks immaculate.
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Louie, I don't want
to be ignored.
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I need to be alone.
I'm very tense tonight.
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I know what'll take
the tension out of you.
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Oh, no. No.
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( high-pitched whooping )
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( shouts )
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( grunts )
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( choking ):
Zena, you seem
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a little distant tonight.
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What did I do so bad?
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Send me to jail.
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I think you're beautiful.
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You arouse me.
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Officer, take me away.
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I want you to leave.
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All right.
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Okay, I'm leaving.
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Listen...
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how about one little glass
of apricot brandy,
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just for the trail home?
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I don't have any apricot brandy.
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Louie does.
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Louie, don't you
even want to know
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what's bothering me?
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Well, whatever it is,
it couldn't be that bad.
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I mean, you still
love me, don't you?
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Please let me be deaf.
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( glass pings )
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( low groan )
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Louie...
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I'm sorry.
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I'm really sorry.
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But I met another man.
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Louie, I didn't want
to bring it up, because...
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see, I was just hoping
it would kind of sort itself out.
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I'm a little bit confused.
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You see...
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two weeks ago
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a girlfriend and I
went to Mario's
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for a drink after work,
and I met this guy, Dwight.
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He's the day
bartender there.
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At Mario's?
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Mario's.
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He asked me to go out with him.
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And normally
I would have said no,
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and I did think of you,
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but he was so nice,
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and right away there was
something good between us.
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I'm sure you don't want
to know the details.
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No, you don't, really.
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We had lunch together.
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We had several lunches.
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Then one evening
we had dinner.
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Then we had more dinners.
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I don't know what happened,
but I kept on seeing him,
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but we weren't physical.
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( sighs )
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We were just friends,
and it was really great.
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And then, one day,
without my seeing it coming
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or anybody
planning it,
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we became lovers.
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It came out
of our friendship--
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out of the fact
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that we enjoyed
each other's company.
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I don't know, maybe
if I'd seen it coming
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I could have done
something to stop it,
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but I didn't see
it coming.
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What's wrong?
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"I can't...
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breathe!"
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Oh, my God!
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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What?
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Oh, drink!
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Okay. Here.
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So what are you saying, Zena?
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I mean, I'm missing something.
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What are you saying?
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I think it would be best
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if we didn't see
each other for a while
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Uh, okay.
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I see you got your mind
made up about this.
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If that's the way you want it,
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that's the way it will be.
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Let me just...
I'll get dressed
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and I'll leave you alone.
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One for the road.
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You know something, Zena?
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Someday...
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you're going
to come back to me--
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crawling on your knees,
begging me to take you back--
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and when you do...
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you know what I'll say?
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I'll say...
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thank God.
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( low talking )
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Have a beer, please?
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Hey, now, look, Elaine,
you tripped me up
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on this date thing
Saturday night.
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Now, I know I agreed
to baby-sit your kids,
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but I've reconsidered.
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I've always been bad with names,
and it's really important to me,
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and her name is Gloria.
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Gloria who?
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You said 8:00, right?
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Elaine?
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Would you care to dance?
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Jim, um,
there's not any music.
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There will be soon.
I put a quarter in the jukebox.
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No. You just put a quarter
in the cigarette machine.
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Well, Elaine,
would you care to smoke?
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I hate to do this, but
I got to get out of here.
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Got to get up
early in the morning.
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What for?
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I'm meeting you guys here
for breakfast.
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Mm.
Ah. Right.
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We all better
get going. Thanks, yeah.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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They haven't played
my cigarette yet.
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ALEX:
Jim, let's go. Let's go, Jim.
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Hey, Louie.
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ELAINE:
You look awful.
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BOBBY:
What is that smell?
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Apricots?
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I'm shattered.
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It's terrible.
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My life is over.
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Oh. Well, I'll
see you tomorrow.
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See you, Louie.
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( muted growling )
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Hey, Lou?
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Come on. Sit down.
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All right.
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Hey, Lou...
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what's wrong?
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Zena left me.
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Oh, no.
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I was up all night,
drinking.
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The worst part
about it is
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I kept Ma up
all night too.
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00:13:48,601 --> 00:13:50,234
Why was that?
267
00:13:50,267 --> 00:13:52,334
What do you
want me to do?
268
00:13:52,367 --> 00:13:54,634
Talk to the walls?
269
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:58,100
Rieger, did you ever have
your guts ripped out
270
00:13:58,133 --> 00:13:59,300
by some woman?
271
00:13:59,334 --> 00:14:01,667
Louie, I know
exactly how you feel.
272
00:14:01,701 --> 00:14:05,534
I mean, just four years ago
I was going with this girl...
273
00:14:05,567 --> 00:14:07,434
What am I supposed
to do, here?
274
00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:08,968
My life is falling apart
275
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,501
so I should listen
to stories about you?
276
00:14:11,534 --> 00:14:13,167
I mean, you know,
let's put
277
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,167
the little selfishness
in check here.
278
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,834
Sorry. Sorry.
279
00:14:16,868 --> 00:14:19,834
I ain't even told you
the worst part.
280
00:14:19,868 --> 00:14:22,467
Zena told me that she...
281
00:14:24,968 --> 00:14:28,434
she said she fell for a...
a bartender
282
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:32,167
who works here at Mario's,
named Dwight.
283
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,901
And I think
284
00:14:34,934 --> 00:14:36,601
that's him over there.
285
00:14:36,634 --> 00:14:38,400
Maybe not.
286
00:14:38,434 --> 00:14:39,567
Maybe not.
287
00:14:39,601 --> 00:14:42,000
He doesn't look
like a Dwight.
288
00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:45,901
Well, I know there's
one way to find out.
289
00:14:45,934 --> 00:14:47,334
Look out, Dwight!
290
00:14:53,868 --> 00:14:55,667
I think it's him.
291
00:14:55,701 --> 00:14:56,934
What was that
all about?
292
00:14:56,968 --> 00:14:58,534
Forget it. Forget it.
It's a false alarm.
293
00:14:58,567 --> 00:14:59,634
I'm going to go talk to him.
294
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:00,667
No, no, no, no!
295
00:15:00,701 --> 00:15:02,067
Rieger, Rieger, Rieger,
I'm only
296
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:03,701
going to go buy us
a couple of beers.
297
00:15:03,734 --> 00:15:04,767
No, no, no, no!
298
00:15:04,801 --> 00:15:05,767
I'll buy the beers.
299
00:15:05,801 --> 00:15:06,968
You sit. You sit.
300
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:07,968
All right.
301
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,367
Uh, fine, but while
you're over there
302
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,567
pump the scum
for information. No pumping.
303
00:15:12,601 --> 00:15:13,701
Pump him!
No pumping.
304
00:15:13,734 --> 00:15:15,033
Pump the scum!
Just beer!
305
00:15:15,067 --> 00:15:16,601
Pump the scum!
No! Just beer!
306
00:15:16,634 --> 00:15:18,100
Pump him! Pump the scum...
307
00:15:18,133 --> 00:15:20,400
No, Louie, I'm not
going to be a spy for you. Now, sit.
308
00:15:20,434 --> 00:15:21,400
Sit!
Pump the scum.
309
00:15:21,434 --> 00:15:22,801
I said sit.
310
00:15:24,701 --> 00:15:25,667
Pump the scum!
311
00:15:25,701 --> 00:15:26,801
Sit!
312
00:15:26,834 --> 00:15:28,067
Pump him.
313
00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:29,334
Stay...
314
00:15:29,367 --> 00:15:30,434
Stay.
315
00:15:30,467 --> 00:15:32,400
Pump the scum.
Pump... Stay. Stay.
316
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:36,100
Stay. Sit, sit, sit!
317
00:15:36,133 --> 00:15:37,901
Pump him!
318
00:15:37,934 --> 00:15:40,501
Stay. Stay. Stay.
319
00:15:40,534 --> 00:15:42,467
Stay. Stay...
320
00:15:42,501 --> 00:15:43,567
( whispers ):
Pump him.
321
00:15:43,601 --> 00:15:45,033
Two beers, please.
322
00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:46,367
What?
323
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,667
Uh, two beers, please.
324
00:15:47,701 --> 00:15:50,367
Yeah. So how
are you doing?
325
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,534
Huh? Fine. How are you?
326
00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:53,000
Well...
327
00:15:53,033 --> 00:15:54,234
I'm great now.
But I'll tell ya,
328
00:15:54,267 --> 00:15:56,534
if you'd asked me yesterday,
I would have been in trouble.
329
00:15:56,567 --> 00:15:58,634
But, uh, I think I finally
got it figured out.
330
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:01,734
I met this new girl
in here a few weeks ago
331
00:16:01,767 --> 00:16:03,100
named Zena Sherman.
332
00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:05,701
She came in one day.
I was working the day shift.
333
00:16:05,734 --> 00:16:08,334
Uh, we hit it off
real well right away, you know?
334
00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:11,100
Next thing I know, we're seeing
each other almost every day.
335
00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:13,400
Things are getting
better and better all the time.
336
00:16:13,434 --> 00:16:17,334
All of a sudden,
she starts getting serious on me.
337
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:19,133
I mean, I don't have
to tell you that, uh,
338
00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:21,000
that takes all the fun
out of it, you know?
339
00:16:21,033 --> 00:16:22,801
So, I mean, I decided, hey,
340
00:16:22,834 --> 00:16:25,734
I'm just going
to stop seeing her, you know?
341
00:16:27,734 --> 00:16:29,300
Oh, uh, thank you.
342
00:16:29,334 --> 00:16:31,167
Thank you.
343
00:16:33,901 --> 00:16:35,367
What did he say?
344
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,334
Uh...
Did you find out
345
00:16:36,367 --> 00:16:37,334
anything?
No, nothing much.
346
00:16:37,367 --> 00:16:38,400
He didn't get around
347
00:16:38,434 --> 00:16:40,200
to telling me
his dog tag numbers.
348
00:16:40,234 --> 00:16:41,534
Tell me. Tell me.
349
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:44,133
Uh, all right. Uh, it is Dwight.
350
00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:45,367
( growls )
No, no, no!Scum!
351
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,167
They been going with
each other for a couple of weeks.
352
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:50,734
She's serious. He's not.
353
00:16:50,767 --> 00:16:53,501
He's going to
break it off with her.
354
00:16:54,968 --> 00:16:56,234
I don't believe it.
Yeah.
355
00:16:56,267 --> 00:16:58,167
He's going to dump her?
Right.
356
00:16:59,234 --> 00:17:02,200
He's going to break
Zena's heart.
357
00:17:02,234 --> 00:17:04,300
That's good for me.
358
00:17:04,334 --> 00:17:06,634
But it's terrible for her.
359
00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:10,934
I can't help but have
mixed feelings about this.
360
00:17:10,968 --> 00:17:13,868
I'm torn between joy...
361
00:17:13,901 --> 00:17:15,300
and rapture.
362
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,367
I'm sorry, Zena.
363
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,601
I just thought I'd tell you
how I feel.
364
00:17:28,968 --> 00:17:30,501
( door opening )
365
00:17:30,534 --> 00:17:32,400
Hi.
366
00:17:32,434 --> 00:17:34,367
Sorry it couldn't
work out.
367
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,567
Okay, okay.
Nobody's blaming you.
368
00:17:40,634 --> 00:17:41,601
Hi, Zena.
369
00:17:41,634 --> 00:17:42,968
Louie.
370
00:17:45,501 --> 00:17:47,934
Okay, okay. So you got hurt.
371
00:17:47,968 --> 00:17:50,267
We all get hurt.
372
00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:54,567
Everybody gets theirs.
373
00:17:54,601 --> 00:17:56,167
I got mine.
374
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,601
You got yours.
375
00:17:58,634 --> 00:18:02,267
Everybody gets
everybody else's here.
376
00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,367
Everybody destroys,
377
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:08,400
and everybody destroys
everybody else.
378
00:18:08,434 --> 00:18:09,934
It's what separates us
379
00:18:09,968 --> 00:18:11,200
from the animals.
380
00:18:17,033 --> 00:18:19,868
I think we can resume
on our old footing.
381
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,567
I was going
to make you beg,
382
00:18:24,601 --> 00:18:26,100
but I can't now.
383
00:18:28,601 --> 00:18:30,267
Maybe a teeny bit.
384
00:18:31,567 --> 00:18:33,834
Louie, I don't want you back.
385
00:18:33,868 --> 00:18:36,300
You're going to have to do
a little better than that.
386
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,534
I'm serious.
387
00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:42,534
What are you
talking about?
388
00:18:42,567 --> 00:18:44,033
No, Louie,
I really don't.
389
00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:45,133
We're through.
390
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,434
Look...
391
00:18:46,467 --> 00:18:49,701
I didn't stop seeing you
only 'cause of Dwight.
392
00:18:49,734 --> 00:18:51,634
Most of the reasons
I stopped seeing ya
393
00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:52,934
have only to do with you.
394
00:18:52,968 --> 00:18:54,934
I suppose that's my fault.
395
00:18:57,367 --> 00:18:59,601
Louie...
396
00:18:59,634 --> 00:19:01,767
you have an attitude problem.
397
00:19:01,801 --> 00:19:04,167
You've got a
personality problem.
398
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,467
You got a sensitivity problem.
399
00:19:06,501 --> 00:19:08,200
You got a
selfishness problem.
400
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,901
You got an
emotional problem.
401
00:19:09,934 --> 00:19:11,501
You got a
maturity problem.
402
00:19:11,534 --> 00:19:13,801
You got a
sexual problem.
403
00:19:17,167 --> 00:19:19,634
What do you mean?
404
00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:22,701
It's all you
ever think about.
405
00:19:22,734 --> 00:19:24,934
You mean, that's the problem?
406
00:19:24,968 --> 00:19:26,467
Yeah.
407
00:19:26,501 --> 00:19:28,000
( sighing )
408
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,767
Zena...
409
00:19:41,801 --> 00:19:43,367
Look...
There is no way
410
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:46,000
I am going
back with you.
411
00:19:54,834 --> 00:19:57,434
Zena, don't you love me?
412
00:19:57,467 --> 00:20:00,534
I don't know
what love is.
413
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:03,534
Well, you're in luck,
'cause I do.
414
00:20:03,567 --> 00:20:06,167
And you know
something, Zena?
415
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,834
You couldn't hear this
from anybody else,
416
00:20:08,868 --> 00:20:12,300
because I think that
I'm the only person alive
417
00:20:12,334 --> 00:20:14,100
who knows what love is.
418
00:20:14,133 --> 00:20:16,934
Because I read what
everybody else says it is,
419
00:20:16,968 --> 00:20:19,067
and I never see
the right answer.
420
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:21,200
Okay.
421
00:20:21,234 --> 00:20:22,300
All right.
422
00:20:22,334 --> 00:20:23,934
You don't want
to know what love is?
423
00:20:23,968 --> 00:20:25,767
All right. You won't
know what love is.
424
00:20:25,801 --> 00:20:26,901
I'll know what love is.
425
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,801
This is your last chance
to know what love is.
426
00:20:41,934 --> 00:20:44,067
Okay.
What is it?
427
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:47,934
Love... is the end of happiness.
428
00:20:47,968 --> 00:20:51,100
( imitating plane crashing )
429
00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:52,534
Because one day,
430
00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:55,033
all a guy's got to do
to be happy
431
00:20:55,067 --> 00:20:57,200
is to watch the Mets.
432
00:20:57,234 --> 00:21:00,133
The next day,
you got to have Zena
433
00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:05,200
in the room
watching the Mets with you.
434
00:21:05,234 --> 00:21:07,300
You don't know why.
435
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:09,734
They're still the Mets,
436
00:21:09,767 --> 00:21:11,767
it's the same room,
437
00:21:11,801 --> 00:21:15,534
but you got
to have Zena there.
438
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:17,467
Ugh!
439
00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:23,434
You really feel
that way, Louie?
440
00:21:23,467 --> 00:21:24,934
Yes.
441
00:21:24,968 --> 00:21:28,133
You can't watch the
Mets without me?
442
00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:35,501
Nope.
443
00:21:35,534 --> 00:21:37,467
Well, I can't watch
them now, anyway,
444
00:21:37,501 --> 00:21:39,734
because it's the middle
of the winter.
445
00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:44,567
But the philosophy's
the same.
446
00:21:57,701 --> 00:22:00,400
You want
to see me again, Zena?
447
00:22:05,901 --> 00:22:07,901
Oh, God.
448
00:22:12,734 --> 00:22:15,167
Here I am, back
in the same old
449
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,801
stinking, lousy, crummy,
rotten relationship
450
00:22:17,834 --> 00:22:19,100
all over again--
451
00:22:19,133 --> 00:22:21,367
the same place I
was in to begin with.
452
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,567
I'll never get
out from under it.
453
00:22:24,601 --> 00:22:27,601
Oh, Zena, you don't know
how happy that makes me feel.
454
00:22:39,501 --> 00:22:43,133
( theme music playing )
455
00:23:06,467 --> 00:23:08,267
WOMAN:
Night, Mr. Walters.
456
00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:09,367
( grunts )
457
00:23:09,417 --> 00:23:13,967
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