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Hey, Robyn.
It's good to see you again.
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Now according to your chart,
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your hair has been falling out,
your nails are splitting
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and you're fatigued.
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Robyn, you're a zombie.
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Patient also grumpy
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and not responding to classic comedy.
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Just a little hard to find the funny
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when you're 32,
single and balding.
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Point taken.
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We're gonna figure this out, okay?
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And don't you worry, if you
need me, I will be here all night.
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- So you're working tonight too, huh?
- Yeah.
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I'm new on-call surgical attending.
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I kind of signed up because JD
was supposed to be working with me.
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I'm covering for him.
He and Sam went on a trip to...
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You know what?
It's not important.
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No, no. Finish your thought.
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I didn't want to tell you this. Kim had
a medical conference in Anaheim.
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And so JD went and
took Sam to Disneyland.
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That's impossible. Because
he and I swore to each other
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that since we've never
been to Disneyland
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that we would go for
our 40th birthday together.
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- What do you want me to say?
- That he's not at Disneyland right now.
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- Can you tell me that?
- No.
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You know what? Adults move on.
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And that's what I'm doing right now,
I'm moving on.
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How do you want to handle
tonight's workload?
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- I was think...
- I can't do it Elliot!
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You know, I tried!
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I tried but it hurts too bad.
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It hurts me deep right here.
I can feel it in my chest.
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That man went to
Disneyland without me!
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They got roller coasters that
roller-coaster in the dark.
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You don't where
the turns are coming from.
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They've got the Finding Nemo ride
where you ride in round with Nemo.
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It is a ride!
A ride with Nemo!
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Tonight's gonna be great. My co-pilot
here is a blubbering man-child.
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and the interns begin to think
they know what they're doing.
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We totally saved that
patient's life up there.
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Cancer's our bitch!
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No one does a Foley cath
like Howie Gilder.
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Up high!
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I'm not gonna get mad
because you're new.
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But I'm kind of the
high-fiver around here.
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From now on, you're only allowed
to high-five when I'm not here.
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Are we clear five?
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You may hit that
because I'm instigating.
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Now get the hell out of here.
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I put that central line
on Mr. Phelps for you.
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So next time you
give me an assignment,
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can you make it something
that's a challenge?
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- Okay. Next time.
- Make sure you do.
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That's my surgical intern.
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He's been here less time than
everyone else and that's how he acts.
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You know what we should do?
We should scare the hell out of them.
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Full moon tonight, guys.
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Wanna know what that means?
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Means it's getting
fricking crazy up in here!
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Buckle up for some nasty stuff.
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I'm talking nightmares that
you cannot unsee.
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During my first full moon shift,
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psych patient Tony Belmont
bit off his own tongue.
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And threw it at me.
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We couldn't reattach
the sucker so I tossed it
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into that very Hazmat bin.
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Later that night,
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we heard a sound
coming from in there.
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So we open up the lid
very very slowly.
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And inside,
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is Mr. Belmont
holding his own tongue.
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Do you want to know
what he said to me?
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He said...
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Nailed it! Give it up!
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Guys! High-fiving?
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I feel like I've been
more than clear about this.
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It won't happen again, Todd.
Promise.
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You're my friends, so I hope not.
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I'm sorry five?
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- Still.
- Still.
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Season 8 Episode 13
My Full Moon
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Alright, Robyn. Here's the deal.
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The last time you were here, all your
health issues were from malnourishment.
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And now, a year later,
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you're nine pounds lighter than
you were at your lowest rate.
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You know what's weird.
I really have been eating.
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I'm gonna have you talk to
a specialist named Dr. Paulson.
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He's on his way.
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Why are you having her
talk to the staff shrink?
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Because she's anorexic, Turk.
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You know, I...
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I have a complicated
psychological issue too.
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Mrs. Powell, your gall
bladder surgery went terrific.
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However I can't discharge you
until I'm sure your pipes are working.
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And since you said it's impossible
for you to go number two
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outside of your house due to the
fact that you're a nervous pooer...
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I feel you, sister.
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I'm gonna have to
ask you to pass gas.
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Excuse me?
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You know...
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I don't do that.
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- Women fart.
- You know.
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- We should go.
- I know they do.
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Cause I have a wife and
a daughter, and they both fart...
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And she farts and I smelt it before.
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It smells like hot dogs.
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Okay guys, full moon is upon us.
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It's only 8:30, we already have
10 new admissions so let's stay sharp.
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Nights like this
are why you got into medicine.
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Sunny, I'm gonna need you to get
that lady in bed six to fart.
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- I'm on it.
- Why don't you just pull her finger?
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Howie, did you just make a joke?
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I did and it felt great.
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Good for you.
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And as a reward,
you get the gentleman in bed three.
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He poisoned himself.
We need to know what he took. Go.
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Gone.
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My pneumonia patient is presenting with
a crap load of fluid in her left lung.
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Crap load really
isn't a technical term.
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Fine. Bucket load.
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Is she being sassy?
Because I love it.
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More than Space Mountain?
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Why, Elliot?
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I just forgot about it.
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Derek, can you get Denise's
patient a thoracentesis
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and get that fluid out of there?
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Surgery to the rescue.
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You are welcome.
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Oh that's adorable.
You have a crush on yourself.
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I'd be careful. The guy
you're in love with is a douche.
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Where's Katie?
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I've been doing post-op
on your hand surgery patient Mr. Gold.
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He says he can't feel anything
in his arms from his elbows up.
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Now, I've been doing
research for hours,
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and I think it's either a radiculopathy
or a brachial plexus injury.
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Or...
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He's lying. Patients do that.
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Katie, a word please?
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Look, the man is
homeless and not all there.
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You see his bandages? It means
he's been chewing out his sutures.
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I'm probably gonna
have to strap him down.
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I can find another
way to make him stop.
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Suit yourself. If he messes up
my handiwork, it's on you.
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Hi, Mr. Gold.
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Can you do me a favor
and stop chewing on your hands?
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Pass.
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I had to talk to
that shrink for an hour.
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Dr Reid, I am not anorexic.
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You've lost weight, you're anemic.
Your prealbumine is low.
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All symptoms point to it.
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Who are you gonna believe?
Me or that stupid chart?
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Robyn, I'm a doctor.
We believe everything on the charts.
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That's why I write
"Elliot has a slammin' tushie"
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on every single one,
see? Right here.
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I keep making jokes at all
the wrong times, don't I?
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I know that this is hard...
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It's only hard because it isn't true.
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I've been eating.
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You have already made up
your mind, haven't you?
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Mrs. Powell, it's not your fault
you don't want to pass gas.
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It's society's.
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Guys have always been allowed
to do it. There's no shame for them.
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But if a girl lets out even
a little squeeker, she's a freak.
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So come on,
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for women everywhere, let's do it
together on the count of three.
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One,
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two,
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three.
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You didn't do it.
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Neither did you.
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There's people around.
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Hey Mr. Swick, I'm Dr. Gilder.
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I'm gonna grab a chart that doesn't
say "Elliot has slammin' tushie" on it.
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Much better. And now, Mr. Swick...
This one's got it too.
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- Is her butt that nice?
- It's okay for a white chick.
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Anyway, I want you to tell
me how you poisoned yourself.
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- I can't.
- Why not?
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Because you're not my doctor.
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You may sound like him
and you look exactly like him.
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But you're not him.
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Excuse me.
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Alright thanks, Dr. Paulson.
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So...
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The staff shrink says that
Mr. Swick has Capgras syndrome.
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It's a brain disorder.
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Basically, he thinks everyone
in his life has been replaced
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by an identical impostor.
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That's wicked cool.
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I know, dude!
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If we sent the twins from radiology
in there, his brain would explode.
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Still,
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I think it's more important that
we try and figure out what he ingested.
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You know?
So he doesn't die.
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Yeah, fine.
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Hey Katie, how is it going?
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Doing great over here.
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It's hard to believe that we were
interns eight years ago, you know.
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What?
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Oh sorry.
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My patient has really got into my head
so I'm looking over her case history.
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That's crazy boring to me.
So you know what I'm gonna do?
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I'm gonna just
continue my conversation.
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All the signs point to anorexia.
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Do you like being a doctor?
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I just want to believe her.
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I love being a doctor.
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It's not like all of those other jobs
where you just sit on your ass all day.
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You actually get to do things.
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Okay, Mrs. Emmett. There's gonna be
a little discomfort from the needle.
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but not too much.
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Prepare to witness perfection.
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Did you really just say that?
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I also like that doctors
get to think on their feet.
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I want to commend you for not
disclosing what you ingested before
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because well,
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you were actually
talking to my impostor.
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I knew it.
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I'm impressed cause
the differences are subtle.
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His voice sounds like this.
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- And my voice sounds like this.
- I heard it.
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Anyway, what don't you just tell me
what you took before he comes back?
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I tricked his ass!
Someone give me some!
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Look, I came from home
because I couldn't sleep.
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I've decided I'm not comfortable
with you giving high fives.
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Even when I'm not here.
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But I just totally nailed a diagnosis.
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The fact that I'm not making a
tremendous sex joke right now
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about who or what I nailed tonight
should tell you how serious I am.
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I'm spending so much time
focusing on Robyn's past
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I'm prejudicing myself.
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If I just looked at her
admission form from this morning...
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"Young woman who has
undergone a drastic weight loss
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even though she says
she's been eating."
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I know exactly what to look for.
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Handle your business.
I'll go check on the interns.
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Katie, no.
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- But it works.
- I said no!
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He's human.
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- We got blast off here?
- Nothing yet.
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Give me some good news.
I need a win.
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He overdosed on acetaminophen.
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Here we go.
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- Everything all good in here?
- You know it.
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But I'm getting some bubbles
coming out with the fluid.
245
00:11:08,789 --> 00:11:10,783
- Is that supposed to happen?
- No.
246
00:11:11,591 --> 00:11:13,413
Step back, please. Thank you.
247
00:11:13,944 --> 00:11:17,260
Mrs. Emmett, I need you to hold still.
You might have a collapsed lung.
248
00:11:17,545 --> 00:11:19,011
Quick, tell him that's impossible
249
00:11:19,131 --> 00:11:21,419
cause you're the greatest
doctor in the world.
250
00:11:26,412 --> 00:11:28,175
The troops are one for four.
251
00:11:28,295 --> 00:11:29,799
How is it going over here?
252
00:11:30,588 --> 00:11:31,672
Not great.
253
00:11:31,839 --> 00:11:33,734
Robyn is HIV-positive.
254
00:11:36,460 --> 00:11:37,483
That sucks.
255
00:11:46,563 --> 00:11:48,912
When she wakes up,
I have to tell her.
256
00:11:49,836 --> 00:11:51,989
Elliot, maybe it won't be so bad.
257
00:11:52,156 --> 00:11:54,595
You know, we made a lot
of headway with HIV.
258
00:11:54,762 --> 00:11:56,549
It's not a death sentence anymore.
259
00:11:57,235 --> 00:11:58,834
Check on Mr. Maller over here.
260
00:11:59,102 --> 00:12:01,324
He found out he was
HIV-positive today.
261
00:12:04,101 --> 00:12:06,030
Admittedly, he's not
psyched about that.
262
00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:08,264
He's actually watching
sports on his computer.
263
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:12,540
My point is maybe it won't be that hard
telling Robyn she has the "hivy".
264
00:12:13,597 --> 00:12:14,609
Hivy?
265
00:12:14,906 --> 00:12:17,452
I heard somebody say it
and I thought I was kinda cool.
266
00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:20,329
Sounds like a dance
the kids do nowadays.
267
00:12:20,871 --> 00:12:23,200
Do the hivy, do the hivy...
268
00:12:25,924 --> 00:12:26,924
Like this?
269
00:12:27,971 --> 00:12:29,146
Bring it down.
270
00:12:30,877 --> 00:12:31,877
Here it is.
271
00:12:32,232 --> 00:12:35,053
- I like when you do the hivy.
- We should not do the hivy!
272
00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,259
Do the hivy...
273
00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,771
Mrs. Emmett, we can't
drain the fluid in your chest
274
00:12:44,891 --> 00:12:47,058
until we repair your collapsed lung.
275
00:12:47,588 --> 00:12:49,268
How did I get a collapsed lung?
276
00:12:49,764 --> 00:12:52,715
That happened when
I tried to drain the fluid.
277
00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:54,074
I'm sorry.
278
00:12:54,342 --> 00:12:56,104
Okay but when it's fixed,
279
00:12:56,224 --> 00:12:58,944
I want the procedure
to be done by a real doctor.
280
00:13:02,831 --> 00:13:05,065
So how long is it before
you become a real doctor?
281
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,323
Is it soon?
282
00:13:06,443 --> 00:13:07,850
Back off, okay?
283
00:13:08,286 --> 00:13:11,248
Come on, when you act all hurt,
it ruins all the fun for me.
284
00:13:13,149 --> 00:13:14,384
Anything?
285
00:13:18,113 --> 00:13:20,741
Mrs. Powell, when I was a kid,
my mom used to tell me
286
00:13:20,861 --> 00:13:23,718
that farts were demons that were
crawling around in your belly
287
00:13:23,838 --> 00:13:26,644
and if I ever let one out,
it would give my grandma cancer.
288
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,891
So I know what you're going through.
289
00:13:30,105 --> 00:13:31,903
But let me tell you
the real issue here.
290
00:13:32,023 --> 00:13:34,401
The number one killer
in hospitals is infection.
291
00:13:34,568 --> 00:13:37,819
And since you just underwent
surgery, you're very susceptible.
292
00:13:38,256 --> 00:13:41,493
We need to get you out of here,
but we can't until you do it so...
293
00:13:42,534 --> 00:13:43,754
It's up to you.
294
00:13:49,656 --> 00:13:52,048
I'm so sorry we have
to strap your arms down.
295
00:13:52,168 --> 00:13:54,030
Please know I'm just trying to help.
296
00:13:56,215 --> 00:13:57,320
Hey Katie.
297
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,232
I can't really talk right now.
298
00:14:00,843 --> 00:14:02,800
Looks like someone got
her first face spitting.
299
00:14:03,377 --> 00:14:06,073
See, there's a lot of things
to hate about being a doctor.
300
00:14:06,336 --> 00:14:08,483
For starters, no women
looks good in scrubs.
301
00:14:08,603 --> 00:14:10,298
But guys do. It's unfair.
302
00:14:10,418 --> 00:14:13,310
Plus, malpractice insurance,
bad hours...
303
00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:16,909
Yeah, but at least you guys
in medicine get to figure stuff out.
304
00:14:17,225 --> 00:14:19,764
You were like a detective
with your HIV patient.
305
00:14:20,394 --> 00:14:22,336
Surgeons, all we do is cut and sew.
306
00:14:22,456 --> 00:14:24,820
Sometimes I feel
like a glorified mechanic.
307
00:14:29,516 --> 00:14:30,429
Well...
308
00:14:30,994 --> 00:14:33,553
Spleen is shot to hell.
I'm gonna have to remove it.
309
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:36,069
While I'm in there, I might as well
get that gall bladder too.
310
00:14:36,189 --> 00:14:39,860
You can leave it in there but... Just
gonna be back in a couple of months.
311
00:14:41,710 --> 00:14:45,561
To be honest with you, I ain't do
great with those "japonese" models.
312
00:14:49,147 --> 00:14:50,686
I'd look good in a jumpsuit.
313
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:53,894
If you fantasize like JD, you have to
talk like him when you come out of it.
314
00:14:54,014 --> 00:14:56,266
I'd look good in it, in a jumpsuit.
315
00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,522
- Better.
- Thank you.
316
00:14:58,784 --> 00:15:01,032
Gotta tell you what else
I don't like about being a doctor.
317
00:15:01,152 --> 00:15:03,741
The patients.
Sometimes they're great.
318
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,633
But sometimes, like you said,
they just lie through their teeth.
319
00:15:06,753 --> 00:15:10,999
Guzzle this Mucomyst to counteract the
effects of the acetaminophen overdose.
320
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,747
It wasn't acetaminophen.
321
00:15:12,867 --> 00:15:15,133
There was a guy in here
before pretending to be you,
322
00:15:15,253 --> 00:15:17,437
so I lied to him
to throw him off the trail.
323
00:15:17,871 --> 00:15:19,433
Dude, you're killing me!
324
00:15:22,045 --> 00:15:24,495
I think the only way I got
through my first year here
325
00:15:24,615 --> 00:15:26,446
was leaning on
the people around me.
326
00:15:26,566 --> 00:15:28,794
You know how you found
Carla and I found JD?
327
00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:32,448
You ever think how weird it would've
been if you and I found each other?
328
00:15:32,775 --> 00:15:33,748
Elliot...
329
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,757
You're very cute,
330
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,896
but your booty is really tiny,
331
00:15:38,016 --> 00:15:39,944
I don't know what
I would do with that thing.
332
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,399
You could start by smacking it.
333
00:15:42,993 --> 00:15:44,031
And secondly,
334
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,961
if we were in a committed relationship,
335
00:15:46,081 --> 00:15:48,989
I'd have gained like
30 to 40 pounds for you.
336
00:15:49,392 --> 00:15:50,837
- Really?
- No.
337
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:53,333
Still this place could
use some jungle fever.
338
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,863
The whole white doctor
black surgeon thing.
339
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,287
Wait, wait.
Why is this happening?
340
00:16:01,556 --> 00:16:04,424
That whole pathetic no self-esteem
thing you have going on right now...
341
00:16:04,544 --> 00:16:06,804
I'm really vibing that. That's why
I used to date fat guys.
342
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:09,447
The reason why I work my body
so much now is cause I was...
343
00:16:09,567 --> 00:16:10,890
kind of a heavy kid.
344
00:16:11,010 --> 00:16:12,732
- How heavy?
- 260.
345
00:16:13,297 --> 00:16:14,138
Oh god.
346
00:16:15,804 --> 00:16:18,995
We're acting all nostalgic,
but we're barely in our thirties.
347
00:16:19,162 --> 00:16:21,527
We could still do anything
we want with our lives.
348
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,861
You don't think we'll
both be doctors forever?
349
00:16:24,242 --> 00:16:26,485
Dr Reid, your patient Robyn is up.
350
00:16:27,058 --> 00:16:28,058
Great.
351
00:16:28,579 --> 00:16:29,828
Here goes.
352
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:34,159
Also, I got Mr. Swick to admit
he actually ate fertilizer.
353
00:16:34,409 --> 00:16:37,377
- How did you do that?
- I may have given him a little slap.
354
00:16:37,854 --> 00:16:39,139
You'll do fine here.
355
00:16:49,237 --> 00:16:50,175
It's done.
356
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:53,262
Just me being a guy,
I have to ask this question.
357
00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:56,325
- What did it smell like?
- 30 years of repression.
358
00:16:57,449 --> 00:16:58,565
And hot dogs.
359
00:16:59,081 --> 00:17:00,006
Good job.
360
00:17:03,067 --> 00:17:04,607
I'm HIV-positive?
361
00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:07,901
You were right.
It's not anorexia.
362
00:17:08,339 --> 00:17:09,924
Wow, that's a...
363
00:17:10,393 --> 00:17:12,406
Huge victory for me.
364
00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:15,367
I know it's scary to even
be talking about the "hivy".
365
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:16,441
The what?
366
00:17:16,561 --> 00:17:18,653
I'm sorry, forget it.
I'm just really nervous.
367
00:17:18,773 --> 00:17:21,663
The point is,
HIV is very treatable now.
368
00:17:21,971 --> 00:17:23,936
This does not have to ruin your life.
369
00:17:24,271 --> 00:17:27,046
So I should just... stay positive?
370
00:17:27,528 --> 00:17:28,546
Definitely.
371
00:17:28,884 --> 00:17:29,968
Because...
372
00:17:30,285 --> 00:17:34,259
Even though I really want
to get married and have kids,
373
00:17:34,426 --> 00:17:37,533
this will probably make it easier...
374
00:17:38,284 --> 00:17:39,600
to find someone.
375
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,413
Don't try to make this okay.
376
00:17:46,603 --> 00:17:48,590
This is not okay.
377
00:17:49,465 --> 00:17:52,741
This is the worse thing that's ever
gonna happen to me in my entire life.
378
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,312
And you're here to see it so...
379
00:17:57,021 --> 00:17:59,376
you need to find
a way to handle it better.
380
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:02,164
Cause I get to
handle it however I want.
381
00:18:04,548 --> 00:18:06,132
Do you want me to shut up?
382
00:18:08,764 --> 00:18:10,238
Do you want me to leave?
383
00:18:35,373 --> 00:18:38,235
Here. Sorry about the
guy spitting in your face.
384
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:39,698
Thanks, Howie.
385
00:18:40,146 --> 00:18:41,488
You smell horrible.
386
00:18:42,437 --> 00:18:46,061
I showered three times and I can't
get Mrs. Powell's stink off me.
387
00:18:46,904 --> 00:18:48,623
It's in my hair.
388
00:18:49,961 --> 00:18:51,437
Where have you two been?
389
00:18:51,768 --> 00:18:53,527
- Nowhere.
- We weren't anywhere.
390
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,041
What smells?
391
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:58,545
I'm going to go take
a bath in tomato juice.
392
00:18:59,986 --> 00:19:01,391
Look at that.
393
00:19:02,581 --> 00:19:04,601
They have no idea
what's ahead of them.
394
00:19:07,527 --> 00:19:10,163
You know, I never
answered your question earlier
395
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,936
about whether you and I
would always be doctors.
396
00:19:13,188 --> 00:19:13,986
You will.
397
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:20,470
You have this amazing ability
to find joy in everything you do.
398
00:19:21,312 --> 00:19:22,327
Thank you.
399
00:19:22,697 --> 00:19:25,630
Whether it's like an operation
you've done a hundred times,
400
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:28,047
or even teaching.
401
00:19:28,396 --> 00:19:32,036
Alright, the trick to this is to get
the needle right between the ribs, okay?
402
00:19:32,383 --> 00:19:33,919
Watch. Like...
403
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,007
so.
404
00:19:40,008 --> 00:19:41,942
- Nice.
- You wanna get it for me?
405
00:19:44,237 --> 00:19:45,953
But as for me,
406
00:19:46,993 --> 00:19:50,572
I know you think it was a big victory
figuring out what was wrong with Robyn.
407
00:19:52,631 --> 00:19:56,420
But those moments are kind of
like eating a piece of chocolate.
408
00:19:58,618 --> 00:20:02,426
I enjoy the satisfaction for about
ten seconds and then it's gone.
409
00:20:03,591 --> 00:20:04,384
See...
410
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:07,870
The thing that sticks with me
is the anguish on a patient's face
411
00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:12,022
when I give them crappy news.
I hold on to that forever.
412
00:20:13,770 --> 00:20:16,526
You're a surgeon,
you occasionally get to fix people.
413
00:20:16,646 --> 00:20:20,471
I figure out what's wrong and then most
of the time I can't do anything about it.
414
00:20:20,638 --> 00:20:23,032
I just wish them luck
dealing with it...
415
00:20:23,395 --> 00:20:26,242
or try to keep them
alive for a while longer.
416
00:20:26,362 --> 00:20:29,025
So you wanna know
if I'll always be a doctor?
417
00:20:29,432 --> 00:20:31,570
I'd have to say, I don't know.
418
00:20:31,737 --> 00:20:34,415
I'm a doctor now,
I will be tomorrow.
419
00:20:35,243 --> 00:20:38,618
But I can't tell you that if I'm
ever lucky enough to get married,
420
00:20:38,932 --> 00:20:40,468
to have some kids,
421
00:20:40,708 --> 00:20:42,866
to maybe not need the money,
422
00:20:44,508 --> 00:20:47,309
I think I'd walk out of here
and never look back.
423
00:20:56,249 --> 00:20:58,297
But how am I supposed
to express my joy?
424
00:20:58,417 --> 00:21:00,374
Dude, you gotta find your own thing.
425
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:03,637
I'd tell you to do the low arm pump,
but Dr. Fordham owns that.
426
00:21:03,757 --> 00:21:05,224
Here's the coffee you wanted.
427
00:21:07,882 --> 00:21:09,685
Deb, relax. It's just coffee.
428
00:21:12,761 --> 00:21:15,319
Don't tell her there's
donuts in the break room.
429
00:21:15,439 --> 00:21:16,602
We have donuts?
430
00:21:22,562 --> 00:21:23,562
Anyway.
431
00:21:23,612 --> 00:21:28,162
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