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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 2 00:00:01,688 --> 00:00:03,011 On slow day like this we all find ways to pass the time 3 00:00:03,057 --> 00:00:05,202 We all find ways to pass the time 4 00:00:05,315 --> 00:00:06,959 Dr.Cox tortured the interns... 5 00:00:07,015 --> 00:00:08,380 Allright now children, 6 00:00:08,381 --> 00:00:10,821 I know your shifts are over and you're all excited 7 00:00:10,822 --> 00:00:13,734 about going home, but first we're going to play a little game, 8 00:00:13,735 --> 00:00:17,658 called "Answer the question correctly, or stay here forever". 9 00:00:17,886 --> 00:00:22,221 To you Abby, what are the neoplastic causes of hyperprolactenemia? 10 00:00:22,586 --> 00:00:26,464 Uhm, a topic tumor production, secondary to renal carcinoma? 11 00:00:26,601 --> 00:00:28,922 Close, but no siggy... 12 00:00:29,156 --> 00:00:30,845 You'll be staying here forever. 13 00:00:31,848 --> 00:00:34,404 - Dude, you think that was all too mean? - No. 14 00:00:34,586 --> 00:00:37,963 Wrong, it damn sure was. You're staying here forever. 15 00:00:38,145 --> 00:00:41,659 And Kenyan Intern, Kenya-answer me this: [Kenya->Can ya->Can you] 16 00:00:41,660 --> 00:00:45,172 Is it even possible to give the right answer in this game? 17 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:48,554 - No. - Correct! 18 00:00:48,836 --> 00:00:50,703 - Yes! - Unfortunately, 19 00:00:50,773 --> 00:00:54,225 you're still staying here forever. My game, my rules. 20 00:00:54,226 --> 00:00:55,106 Come! 21 00:00:56,268 --> 00:00:58,866 Elliot and Carla enjoyed the common practice of dividing up 22 00:00:58,867 --> 00:01:01,129 the stuff left behind when patient dies... 23 00:01:01,272 --> 00:01:04,740 Score! Haa, I'm going to have Keith give me these later, in front of people. 24 00:01:04,845 --> 00:01:07,734 Look if I use this ready thing to turn Turk off when I'm not in the mood. 25 00:01:07,875 --> 00:01:09,460 - This is go-- - Whaaat?! 26 00:01:11,327 --> 00:01:12,630 Oh my God! 27 00:01:12,736 --> 00:01:15,800 Mrs. Sommers we're so sorry, we thought that you were dead. 28 00:01:16,153 --> 00:01:18,128 Yours...be right back. 29 00:01:20,609 --> 00:01:23,321 And the janitor was killing time the way he always does. 30 00:01:24,971 --> 00:01:27,055 Crash cart to bed 3. Step! 31 00:01:27,583 --> 00:01:29,954 - Ha ha ha ha! - Ha ha haaa! 32 00:01:29,955 --> 00:01:31,701 - We gotcha! - Ha ha ha ha. 33 00:01:31,722 --> 00:01:35,303 He's not really dying. I made a device that makes the sound of a flatline. 34 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:37,499 It also makes that Beep-Beep sound of a truck 35 00:01:37,575 --> 00:01:39,242 backing up, I used that on people who are... 36 00:01:39,355 --> 00:01:40,576 sensitive about their weight! 37 00:01:40,943 --> 00:01:42,501 I'm sure it's a blyast. 38 00:01:43,525 --> 00:01:45,213 Ok, i put on a few, 39 00:01:45,354 --> 00:01:47,445 but my son's new fiancee Kenny owns a 40 00:01:47,446 --> 00:01:49,914 Cinnabon franchise, what the hell am I supposed to do? 41 00:01:50,884 --> 00:01:53,012 As for Turk and I, we just checked on a patient 42 00:01:53,013 --> 00:01:54,759 who had a pig valve installed in his heart, 43 00:01:54,794 --> 00:01:56,837 which sparked a lively medical debate: 44 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:59,057 So, if you could have any animal part, what would it be? 45 00:01:59,215 --> 00:02:01,822 - That's easy! - Besides an elephant's penis. 46 00:02:01,998 --> 00:02:03,407 Hold, I need a sec. 47 00:02:04,816 --> 00:02:06,295 Whale's blowhole. 48 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,069 In that way when I'm playing submarine in the bathtub 49 00:02:09,070 --> 00:02:10,628 I would never have to came up for air. 50 00:02:10,769 --> 00:02:11,791 That's cool... 51 00:02:11,813 --> 00:02:13,517 Wanna know what animal parts I'd want? 52 00:02:13,693 --> 00:02:15,102 I could guess. 53 00:02:16,229 --> 00:02:18,589 Man, there's no milk for my coffee! 54 00:02:19,728 --> 00:02:21,033 Say no more. 55 00:02:24,172 --> 00:02:25,779 -Thanks, Pal! -Welcome. 56 00:02:25,780 --> 00:02:28,575 - You know what'd go great with that coffee? - What's that? 57 00:02:30,019 --> 00:02:31,464 *Turk screams* 58 00:02:33,559 --> 00:02:35,813 -Turky Bacon! -Yep! 59 00:02:37,117 --> 00:02:40,358 -You'd be like a big breakfast machine! -Yeah. 60 00:02:41,802 --> 00:02:44,056 Finally something happened that broke the monotony 61 00:02:44,105 --> 00:02:45,430 This guy from the E.R., 62 00:02:45,475 --> 00:02:47,362 tried to kill himself, by jumping off a building. 63 00:02:47,363 --> 00:02:50,097 Let's go people, in the hand. 64 00:02:51,482 --> 00:02:53,197 {\an8}*The Janitor faking truck back sound* 65 00:02:53,197 --> 00:02:55,804 I'm hiring a trainer, dammit! 66 00:02:57,278 --> 00:02:58,676 Itasa Team Scrubs proudly presents 67 00:02:58,677 --> 00:03:02,122 Scrubs - Season 06 Episode 11 My Night To Remember VO subtitles 68 00:03:02,123 --> 00:03:05,406 Transcript: Teorouge, gi0v3, Tania, JohnDorian 69 00:03:05,407 --> 00:03:07,529 Sync: R!ck, gi0v3 70 00:03:07,530 --> 00:03:10,655 Revision: gi0v3 71 00:03:10,656 --> 00:03:12,724 ::Italian Subs Addicted:: [www.italiansubs.net] 72 00:03:13,521 --> 00:03:15,736 When a patient regains consciousness from a head trauma 73 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:17,290 the first order of business is simple: 74 00:03:18,101 --> 00:03:19,439 You know what your name is? 75 00:03:21,711 --> 00:03:23,296 I...I don't remember... 76 00:03:23,684 --> 00:03:27,567 Ok, well usually in this type of situation we'd refer to you as Jonh Doe, 77 00:03:27,568 --> 00:03:29,285 but I think that's so unpersonal... 78 00:03:29,337 --> 00:03:31,905 I'm gonna call you Roger Templeton 79 00:03:33,371 --> 00:03:36,118 I'm just kidding. Found your wallet, your name is really Roger Templeton 80 00:03:37,857 --> 00:03:40,698 A little memory loss humour. Ok, no? Allright... 81 00:03:40,825 --> 00:03:45,277 Uhm...I think what you probably have is a little temporal retrograde amnesia, 82 00:03:45,699 --> 00:03:48,646 very common in this sort of injury, what you need is go and get some rest. 83 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:53,379 Amnesia? But what he said when you told him he tried to commit suicide? 84 00:03:53,495 --> 00:03:55,411 - I didn't tell him. - Oh, he doesn't need 85 00:03:55,412 --> 00:03:56,408 to deal with that right now. 86 00:03:56,700 --> 00:03:58,557 Halt! Maybe we should never tell him. 87 00:03:59,226 --> 00:04:02,037 I know I'd love to forget all the painful things that have happened to me. 88 00:04:02,255 --> 00:04:05,591 But unfortunately I keep replaying them into my head like some flip-show 89 00:04:05,592 --> 00:04:08,631 or a bad sit-com, too lazy to come up with a fresh story. 90 00:04:14,778 --> 00:04:16,046 Aaagh! 91 00:04:33,271 --> 00:04:34,705 That's odd. 92 00:04:45,833 --> 00:04:47,401 Uuh! Agh! 93 00:04:48,206 --> 00:04:49,350 - Aah! - Ouch! 94 00:04:50,355 --> 00:04:51,271 - Ah! - Ok, JD? 95 00:04:53,525 --> 00:04:54,652 Yes? 96 00:04:56,347 --> 00:04:57,154 Aaah! 97 00:04:57,155 --> 00:04:58,598 Hold it! 98 00:05:03,734 --> 00:05:04,297 Ough! 99 00:05:09,815 --> 00:05:10,810 Mmh...Aagh! 100 00:05:11,711 --> 00:05:12,265 Ghaa! 101 00:05:19,070 --> 00:05:19,846 Oh no! 102 00:05:24,817 --> 00:05:25,934 Ooh hey! 103 00:05:26,462 --> 00:05:27,207 Ahi! 104 00:05:28,839 --> 00:05:29,684 Wha--?! 105 00:05:38,014 --> 00:05:39,655 So you're saying you'd be just fine 106 00:05:39,656 --> 00:05:42,348 waking up one morning having forgotten parts of your life? 107 00:05:42,516 --> 00:05:44,158 No, just the bad stuff. 108 00:05:44,447 --> 00:05:46,152 Like the Matrix sequels, 109 00:05:46,153 --> 00:05:48,721 and that time we went skiing and I got my lip most stuck 110 00:05:48,751 --> 00:05:50,622 - in the zipper of my puffy coat? - Uh, ah... 111 00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:53,867 There are so many moments in my life I will never forget. 112 00:05:54,349 --> 00:05:57,318 Oh, like that time my dad accidentally glued my mum's legs together 113 00:05:57,319 --> 00:05:59,474 after testing out his new homemade sex lube. 114 00:06:00,521 --> 00:06:01,702 Your dad's awesome! 115 00:06:02,584 --> 00:06:04,927 There are certainly been a lot of hard moments around here... 116 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:07,482 and for some reason whenever I think about them, 117 00:06:07,527 --> 00:06:09,140 The Fray is always playing. 118 00:06:09,216 --> 00:06:10,995 ...which we've already viewed, it's just a... 119 00:06:14,265 --> 00:06:15,923 No, not that Fray song. 120 00:06:15,938 --> 00:06:17,185 This Fray song. 121 00:06:30,828 --> 00:06:31,939 Wow! What the... 122 00:06:33,224 --> 00:06:35,688 This is the reason why your headache didn't go away. 123 00:06:35,825 --> 00:06:37,406 That's actually pronounced 124 00:06:37,429 --> 00:06:40,076 "Analgesic", not "Anal G-sick", 125 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:41,825 sir, the pills go in your mouth. 126 00:06:43,247 --> 00:06:46,165 You know, I actually like do it, so don't do that make me always do. 127 00:06:46,167 --> 00:06:48,798 If you're a friend of the game "Find the Saltine", 128 00:06:48,829 --> 00:06:51,004 relax, I won't play it with Turk anymore. 129 00:06:51,825 --> 00:06:52,783 Behind your ear. 130 00:06:53,392 --> 00:06:55,506 My friend, you have found the saltine. 131 00:06:57,217 --> 00:06:58,996 Ah, don't tell Elliott we're still playing. 132 00:06:59,924 --> 00:07:01,415 When did you meet Morgan Freeman? 133 00:07:02,388 --> 00:07:03,529 That's my mom. 134 00:07:04,677 --> 00:07:07,962 Ok, I still wanna referee to a dermatologist, but... 135 00:07:07,963 --> 00:07:09,662 It looks benigne, I mean... 136 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:12,122 Yeam. Neither have. 137 00:07:13,321 --> 00:07:14,130 You know why? 138 00:07:14,860 --> 00:07:17,985 It's not beacuse I have the name "Johnny" tattooed on my butt, 139 00:07:18,762 --> 00:07:21,916 isn't all the senior buddy, if you went through all we did you'd understand. 140 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:25,727 - Have you been drinking? - Am I drunk? 141 00:07:26,161 --> 00:07:28,214 Why is your pancake in the silverware drawer? 142 00:07:28,258 --> 00:07:30,891 You mean why is that silverware in the pancake drawer? 143 00:07:30,929 --> 00:07:31,720 Oh-oh! 144 00:07:33,241 --> 00:07:34,624 Hey, those nuts are for my brother, 145 00:07:34,625 --> 00:07:35,786 please don't eat 'em all. 146 00:07:38,108 --> 00:07:39,066 Aaaargh! 147 00:07:40,017 --> 00:07:41,872 DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET, CARLA? 148 00:07:42,602 --> 00:07:46,190 DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?! 149 00:07:46,609 --> 00:07:47,933 You want me to ask how this's real? 150 00:07:48,846 --> 00:07:49,880 You know, when I was a kid, 151 00:07:49,895 --> 00:07:52,785 I had my first sex dream with that Mr. Booper. 152 00:07:53,287 --> 00:07:55,203 At least, I think it was a sex dream... 153 00:07:56,131 --> 00:07:57,576 he was trying to choke me. 154 00:07:57,901 --> 00:07:59,821 Well either this kid as a lightbulb up his butt, 155 00:07:59,822 --> 00:08:01,698 or his colon has a great idea. 156 00:08:01,819 --> 00:08:02,701 I know, you're right. 157 00:08:02,747 --> 00:08:04,770 I was an idiot about these shower shorts. 158 00:08:05,059 --> 00:08:07,751 I mean, it's not like they come with their complementary shower wallet 159 00:08:09,242 --> 00:08:10,078 Auh! 160 00:08:11,112 --> 00:08:11,888 Shower shorts? 161 00:08:12,633 --> 00:08:16,142 For the man who has nothing to hide, but still wants to. 162 00:08:18,249 --> 00:08:20,601 Did your other actually experimenting with the drug 163 00:08:20,602 --> 00:08:23,485 that can erase stuff from your head, like memories, dreams... 164 00:08:23,576 --> 00:08:25,280 I don't remember any of my dreams anyway. 165 00:08:25,478 --> 00:08:27,029 Except for the ones involving cheese, 166 00:08:27,044 --> 00:08:28,139 and Tyra Banks. 167 00:08:29,478 --> 00:08:31,135 Oh, baby, don't worry. 168 00:08:31,242 --> 00:08:33,554 You've nothing to be threatened by. In my book it goes... 169 00:08:33,873 --> 00:08:34,755 Cheese... 170 00:08:34,877 --> 00:08:35,607 You... 171 00:08:36,139 --> 00:08:36,778 Tyra. 172 00:08:38,514 --> 00:08:42,523 Well, I know one person who's not down with the racing deams, right J.D.? 173 00:08:43,250 --> 00:08:45,029 I was already gone. 174 00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:47,927 All inferiority complex, Batman. 175 00:08:48,170 --> 00:08:50,913 How low is my self esteem, that I'm the sidekick in my own fantasy. 176 00:08:51,151 --> 00:08:52,626 It could be worse, Robin. 177 00:08:52,794 --> 00:08:54,254 You could be Alfred the Butler. 178 00:08:54,998 --> 00:08:55,957 Damn you... 179 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:56,771 Sir. 180 00:09:10,771 --> 00:09:12,809 Kronk, where you go now? 181 00:09:13,235 --> 00:09:15,592 Oh, hey, you're up. 182 00:09:20,414 --> 00:09:22,254 I've got a ton of bricks for Dr. Dorian. 183 00:09:46,380 --> 00:09:47,715 Is it hot in here? 184 00:09:47,791 --> 00:09:49,479 It is like...it's hot. 185 00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:52,833 Yeah, I've got something to say to Dr. Cox, 186 00:09:52,909 --> 00:09:55,722 Immanna give you the best in my evaluation, 187 00:09:55,768 --> 00:09:57,982 that you ever did see. 188 00:09:57,983 --> 00:10:01,730 And this Friday, at the Steel Cage Metal Slam, 189 00:10:01,806 --> 00:10:04,240 Immonna give you a physical, 190 00:10:04,285 --> 00:10:06,917 that you ain't ever gonna forget. 191 00:10:06,975 --> 00:10:08,877 Immonna probie you, 192 00:10:09,006 --> 00:10:10,491 cause I'm the intern. 193 00:10:15,170 --> 00:10:17,531 Weh! Weh! Weh! 194 00:10:17,532 --> 00:10:18,547 Answer me. 195 00:10:19,104 --> 00:10:20,431 ...it's all made boobs. 196 00:10:21,623 --> 00:10:22,867 There they are! 197 00:10:25,949 --> 00:10:27,124 Bring it on, bitch. 198 00:10:29,771 --> 00:10:30,945 And as you can see, 199 00:10:31,406 --> 00:10:32,577 the ass is on the front 200 00:10:37,018 --> 00:10:38,068 You miss this spot. 201 00:10:40,334 --> 00:10:41,824 Oohh, whack a Newbie 202 00:10:41,825 --> 00:10:44,026 -Wow! Damn! Ooh! - You missed me! 203 00:10:56,176 --> 00:10:58,652 I don't like the way I look. I don't like the way I feel. 204 00:10:58,713 --> 00:11:00,637 I don't like the way I feel about how I look 205 00:11:00,638 --> 00:11:02,303 There's so much bad. 206 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:05,308 my boobs are too low, my body's too big and I'm not sure. 207 00:11:15,307 --> 00:11:15,923 Aamm! 208 00:11:16,546 --> 00:11:18,752 Hey man, how I'm supposed to finish this memo? 209 00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:27,891 JD? 210 00:11:28,408 --> 00:11:30,729 I'm telling you, you guys should daydream more often. 211 00:11:30,836 --> 00:11:33,056 All you have to do is tilt your head to the left 212 00:11:33,376 --> 00:11:37,032 and let your mind run free like an eeeagleeee... 213 00:11:37,938 --> 00:11:40,517 As I wondered if I looked that stupid when I fantasize, 214 00:11:40,518 --> 00:11:42,463 I decided to check on Mr. Templeton. 215 00:11:42,539 --> 00:11:45,178 Unfortunately he was up and had a question. 216 00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:46,836 -How d'I get hurt? 217 00:11:47,632 --> 00:11:48,432 Damn it! 218 00:11:54,273 --> 00:11:55,230 So what d'you do? 219 00:11:55,253 --> 00:11:57,276 I did what any good doctor would do, 220 00:11:57,702 --> 00:12:00,090 I turn up his morphine drip so he'd go back to sleep. 221 00:12:02,701 --> 00:12:06,184 Oh, you guys, look out you here... this lady is very serious condition. 222 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:11,703 You've all...heard about my...flat line device? 223 00:12:13,322 --> 00:12:13,862 Yep?! 224 00:12:14,622 --> 00:12:17,074 Ok, well, forgive me for trying to live things up around here 225 00:12:17,075 --> 00:12:18,700 by faking an old stranger's death. 226 00:12:19,885 --> 00:12:21,679 Plan B...let's dance! 227 00:12:22,178 --> 00:12:28,618 * "Diner" by Martin Sexton * 228 00:14:29,486 --> 00:14:30,094 Hey, you. 229 00:14:31,675 --> 00:14:33,169 - Yes or no! - What? 230 00:14:33,486 --> 00:14:35,327 That's a new game: "yes or no". 231 00:14:36,247 --> 00:14:37,175 - No.. - Wrong! 232 00:14:37,540 --> 00:14:39,243 Now you have to stay here forever. Go! 233 00:14:41,943 --> 00:14:43,125 I couldn't help being reminded of 234 00:14:43,126 --> 00:14:45,259 all the mean thing we've done to each other over the years... 235 00:14:45,662 --> 00:14:48,179 And I realised that if I replayed the moments in my head back to back 236 00:14:48,237 --> 00:14:50,059 I could probably kill another couple of minutes. 237 00:14:51,456 --> 00:14:53,784 You went to four years of college 238 00:14:54,179 --> 00:14:55,944 and four years of medical school, 239 00:14:56,324 --> 00:14:59,829 so I can safely presume that you're at least eight. 240 00:15:02,916 --> 00:15:03,479 Newbie, 241 00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:06,004 the only way you could be less productive right now 242 00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:08,948 is if you were in fact the wall on what you're leaning against. 243 00:15:08,983 --> 00:15:12,218 Of course then you'd be providing some jackass with a wall 244 00:15:12,262 --> 00:15:15,274 in which to lean against and reflect on what a jackass he truly is. 245 00:15:15,335 --> 00:15:17,358 Hey wait a sec, we want do stuff to you. 246 00:15:20,612 --> 00:15:22,666 - Aaah! Aaah! - Waaaaa! 247 00:15:22,696 --> 00:15:24,233 Ha ha ha haaa! 248 00:15:24,263 --> 00:15:26,253 - Don't do that annoying thing - What annoying thing? 249 00:15:26,254 --> 00:15:28,076 - You know, when you talk. - Come on that's a little-- 250 00:15:28,077 --> 00:15:30,864 See, there it is. How does that not drive you crazy? 251 00:15:30,909 --> 00:15:34,472 Thank you, each time you call me a girl's name I die a little bit inside. 252 00:15:34,481 --> 00:15:35,382 Hey, Girlsname. 253 00:15:35,403 --> 00:15:38,171 Do you know how I know that this is yours, Farrah? 254 00:15:38,216 --> 00:15:38,734 Mary? 255 00:15:38,780 --> 00:15:39,951 My gal Friday. 256 00:15:39,952 --> 00:15:41,018 You know, Sandy isn't this 257 00:15:41,019 --> 00:15:42,872 - sort of girl name. - Is a short for Sandra. 258 00:15:42,873 --> 00:15:43,347 Fiona. 259 00:15:43,348 --> 00:15:44,115 Tiny Dancer. 260 00:15:44,116 --> 00:15:44,710 Frodo. 261 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:45,144 Beth. 262 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:45,625 Vivian. 263 00:15:45,626 --> 00:15:46,774 Interview with Sabrina? 264 00:15:46,775 --> 00:15:47,243 Carol. 265 00:15:47,244 --> 00:15:47,982 Skitch. 266 00:15:47,983 --> 00:15:49,355 I don't go to hell, she'd care of it? 267 00:15:49,356 --> 00:15:50,331 Murder, she wrote. 268 00:15:50,332 --> 00:15:54,132 Gladys! Ginger! Tiffany! No. Cheryl! Betsy...Betsy! Mmh! that's new! 269 00:15:54,133 --> 00:15:55,202 Betsy, good morning! 270 00:15:55,408 --> 00:15:56,731 Oh, I get it. I'm a girl. 271 00:15:56,929 --> 00:16:00,373 - Could you be a bigger ass right now? - Could you have a bigger ass right now? 272 00:16:01,621 --> 00:16:05,206 I'm assuming, since you already went ahead and took everything else, 273 00:16:05,356 --> 00:16:07,411 that you're here for my self respect, 274 00:16:07,412 --> 00:16:10,676 but there's bad news on that one, sweet cheecks, 275 00:16:10,967 --> 00:16:14,449 I already gave it to your mom when she begged me to marry ya! 276 00:16:14,450 --> 00:16:15,752 Ha ha ha haa! 277 00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:19,037 Oh, I wouldn't have room for it, anyway, what with your testicles in my trophy case. 278 00:16:19,863 --> 00:16:21,655 - Sir, I'm confused. - You annoy me. 279 00:16:21,656 --> 00:16:22,593 Oh, now I get it. 280 00:16:22,594 --> 00:16:28,497 Hey champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. How you doin'? 281 00:16:29,050 --> 00:16:32,729 Janitor? Have you ever looked at yourself and wished that you were different 282 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:37,134 - in every single way? - Naah...I'm a winner. 283 00:16:38,814 --> 00:16:40,897 Does this shade of red make me look like a clown? 284 00:16:41,630 --> 00:16:43,732 No, Barbie, no... 285 00:16:44,408 --> 00:16:48,368 It makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively to clowns. 286 00:16:52,926 --> 00:16:53,560 Fuck! 287 00:16:53,561 --> 00:16:54,252 Frick! 288 00:16:54,253 --> 00:16:55,237 Double frick! 289 00:16:56,070 --> 00:16:57,044 Owww! 290 00:16:57,724 --> 00:16:58,369 Yeow! 291 00:16:58,370 --> 00:17:00,070 Anybody got any extra ketchup packets? 292 00:17:01,314 --> 00:17:02,369 Thank you, Elliot. 293 00:17:02,968 --> 00:17:04,375 - You're a jerk. - You are a jerk. 294 00:17:04,739 --> 00:17:06,182 - Jackass! - Bite me. 295 00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:07,589 Great guy! 296 00:17:07,976 --> 00:17:09,759 After all, I'm-I'm the waste kid! 297 00:17:12,551 --> 00:17:13,525 You're now! 298 00:17:14,639 --> 00:17:18,650 Anyway, Noobie, the reason I came down here was to tell you that Mr Take-the-easy-way-out 299 00:17:18,651 --> 00:17:21,912 was awake again, and he wants to know why his lips taste like asphalt. 300 00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,304 Somebody's gotta go in and tell him. 301 00:17:25,923 --> 00:17:26,909 I'll go do it. 302 00:17:29,712 --> 00:17:33,595 We all knew Dr.Cox was right, because the truth is...it's all of your memories, 303 00:17:33,794 --> 00:17:38,275 the joyful ones, and the heart-breaking ones, that make up who we are as a person. 304 00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:42,815 * when i feel like i might fall * 305 00:17:44,328 --> 00:17:48,128 * underneath the pressure of it all * 306 00:17:48,890 --> 00:17:50,814 * i think of you * 307 00:17:50,815 --> 00:17:52,550 You know, I don't care what you think. 308 00:17:53,195 --> 00:17:55,576 - Shit, you do? - No. 309 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:04,290 Look, i wanna be like you... but a more successful you. 310 00:18:05,577 --> 00:18:10,645 - Are you crying? - No...I don't know. 311 00:18:11,195 --> 00:18:13,200 I'm just completely hormonal. 312 00:18:13,201 --> 00:18:18,269 I mean, you try going from out-of-control horny to clinically depressed 6 times a day. 313 00:18:18,270 --> 00:18:20,778 Oh, gimme a break, I can't knock that out on the way to work. 314 00:18:23,405 --> 00:18:26,420 Hey, lady, I'm proud of what you're doing here. 315 00:18:27,781 --> 00:18:30,080 - Really? - Yeah, really. 316 00:18:31,546 --> 00:18:34,408 Look, man, it was one second of doubt, ok? 317 00:18:35,392 --> 00:18:36,130 Since when do you care 318 00:18:36,131 --> 00:18:40,049 - what everyone else thinks? - I don't. I care what you think. 319 00:18:41,340 --> 00:18:43,005 Then i witnessed one of those moments 320 00:18:43,006 --> 00:18:46,209 that let me know in my heart that these two will be together forever. 321 00:18:47,535 --> 00:18:48,813 who cares? 322 00:18:50,948 --> 00:18:52,931 We're having a baby. 323 00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:56,707 - We're having a baby. - Yeah, we are. 324 00:18:57,223 --> 00:19:01,493 - A baby. A little you. - Yeah, and with a lot of you. 325 00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:04,530 There's one more thing 326 00:19:04,531 --> 00:19:07,628 - you have to do for me. - You can't keep me from getting drunk. 327 00:19:08,554 --> 00:19:11,533 You have to forgive yourself for everything that went down the other day. 328 00:19:11,534 --> 00:19:15,950 - God, you're...you're so annoying. - Yeah. 329 00:19:18,144 --> 00:19:20,068 - Okay. - Good. 330 00:19:21,686 --> 00:19:25,581 Now, where's your camera, aren't you... aren't you gonna take some pictures? 331 00:19:27,306 --> 00:19:30,402 - Pictures of what? - You know, crying babies 332 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:33,358 covered in chocolate, people singing Happy Birthday to my son 333 00:19:33,359 --> 00:19:36,432 who they've never even met him before, you know, the-the whole routine! 334 00:19:38,555 --> 00:19:40,174 Where do you think we are? 335 00:19:56,272 --> 00:19:58,900 I guess i came over here to tell you 336 00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:05,942 how proud of you I am. Not because you did the best you could for those patients. 337 00:20:08,084 --> 00:20:10,982 But because after twenty years of being a doctor... 338 00:20:12,535 --> 00:20:15,683 when things go badly you still take it this hard. 339 00:20:18,699 --> 00:20:23,895 And I've gotta tell you man, I mean... that's the kind of doctor I want to be. 340 00:20:34,647 --> 00:20:37,897 It really has been an amazing six years, hasn't it? 341 00:20:37,991 --> 00:20:40,173 I wouldn't change a single moment, would you? 342 00:20:40,174 --> 00:20:41,945 Oh, I damn sure would change this moment. 343 00:20:41,946 --> 00:20:45,100 In fact, I'd change this moment and every other moment you and I have ever had 344 00:20:45,101 --> 00:20:46,872 that's even remotely like this moment. 345 00:20:48,478 --> 00:20:51,282 - Turk, can i ask you a quick favour? - I'm not giving you a hug. 346 00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:54,500 I hate this place. 347 00:20:55,861 --> 00:20:58,899 ::Italian Subs Addicted:: [www.italiansubs.net] 348 00:20:59,899 --> 00:21:09,899 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 349 00:21:09,949 --> 00:21:14,499 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 27096

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