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Everyone had gathered,
because today
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was Carla's first day back
since she had the baby.
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She's coming! This is not a drill,
repeat. This is not a drill.
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Remember, one group says
"Welcome", one group says "back",
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one group says "Carla".
Ok, get ready, let's go!
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Elliot?
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Fine, it was a drill. But I
just want us to be ready.
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- Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
- Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
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Hey everyone!
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Okay, let's have it.
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Back, Carla, back!
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Dammit, people!
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- It's ok, baby.
- No, it's not ok!
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One more time, go!
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Hey, everyone.
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Welcome Back, Carckle...
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Who the hell came up with "pickle"?!
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I did. If you call Carla pickle,
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I can call Isabella "Little Gurken".
I need this.
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Done.
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Actually babe, I'm just
heading back home.
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It turned out my maternity lead
doesn't end until next week.
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Ooh, pickle, I'm sorry.
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What is all this fuss about
nurse Turkleton returning?
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She's only been gone six days.
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She's been gone 6 weeks, Bobo.
But wait, before I make you look
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like a complete idiot, we'd all like
to thank you for setting up the new
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employee discount of
copydump.
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Gang!
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- Cheers!
- Pickle!
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Stop, if it had taken any effort
I wouldn't have done it.
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And I mean that.
I really do.
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And back to insulting you,
she's been gone 6 weeks, Bobo,
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the 6 days that you're referring to are
the 6 days you actually worked this month.
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Dr. Cox was right. This year Dr. Kelso
had gotten a little lazy.
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There was the way he
handled requests.
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Thanks. I'm working to it.
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Or how he found a way to eliminate
any facetime with the patients.
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Welcome to Sacred Heart, Mr...
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Hartly.
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I'm Chief of Medicine,
dr. Bob Kelso.
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I see you're here for a...
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Vasectomy.
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Enjoy your stay.
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Ted, you have not to forget the tape.
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How does he always know?
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He didn't even bothered to
learn the new interns' names.
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Listen up, faces. In order to
save us all some time,
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I will call all the males "Daves"
and all the females "Debbies".
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Debbie is actually my name.
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Then our reference is to the others,
you will be Slugathor.
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Daves, Debbies, Slugathor...
I will be in my office.
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If you need anything, feel
free to bother Dorian.
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I always wondered what he
did in his office all day.
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Human Magic 8 Ball, tell me
if I should play golf this weekend.
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- I'm a lawyer!
- I said, should I play golf?
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Ask again later.
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Why would I say that?
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My daydreams are crazy.
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Oooh...dizzy.
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Since Elliot bought a house,
I had to look for a place to live.
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Time to get out of my
head and into an apartment.
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Hey, Dr.Kelso.
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I actually don't mind
that goofy bastard,
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if he were gay he would
be perfect for my son.
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Harrison's been looking
for a new power bottom.
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All my little worker bees,
buzzing buzz...buzz...buzz...
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I love making that sound.
Buzz...
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Dr. Reid.
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Ever since she quit the hospital for private
practice, you've pretended she's invisible.
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So don't break, strike!
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Hey!
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Skittle-a-dee, skittle-a-doo!
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Dr. Kelso.
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What if this isnt',
Nurse Buzzkiller.
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- Good morning, nurse Roberts.
- Carla's gone, another week.
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We need a substitute Head Nurse.
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Laverne, from now on if you need
something just take care of it yourself.
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In fact, all of you
should hear this.
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I believe that it was Robin Zender, of "Chip
Trick", who said "I want you to want me",
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well if I sang that song it would go
"I don't want you to want me".
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Skittle-a-dee, skittle-a-doo!
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Time to visit my one
random patient of the day,
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and then it's off ot the office and
a loo lappy damper.
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Brian Dancer has high dull suffer, so
ok, turn on the down-home, crapulon.
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Hey there, young. Hella.
Holla. Bob Kelso here.
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I understand that since you're headwound,
you have some short term memory loss.
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Headwound?
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No, I'm just kidding, Doctor.
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Ah, see, now I'm embarrassed
because that wound's real.
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That doesn't matter, son.
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Bob Kelso, write it
down, dammit!
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So, I see you're in the Service.
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Yessir, Private Brian Dancer.
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Private Dancer? Tough name.
Must had your share of big dance.
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- How d'you hurt your noggin?
- An I.E.D. got our transport vehicle,
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I accidentally left a couple of chunks
of my skull in Baghdad.
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Iraq! You know how controversial that
topic is, Bob, quick, change the subject.
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So, Pluto's not a planet anymore,
what's up with that?
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Well played, Bobby. Lord knows you've
seen this hot bottom topics before.
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Oh, please Laverne.
Global warming?
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Here's an inconvenient truth
for you. Nobody cares.
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So you think it's OK to
just kill animals for sport?
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If it serves or use for purpose,
yes I do.
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Salt?
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Crack black pepper?
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Thank you, Bingo.
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Well, I'll check on you later, son.
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Yep, Iraq is just the type of devicing subject,
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that would spread around this
damn hospital like wildfire.
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Poor kid, said he's blown
off...all for nothing.
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All for nothing? My nephew Lance is over there
fighting to give those people democracy.
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Ooh, so that's why we're over there.
Here I thought it was a rude act of terrorism, or
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was it for the oil? Or for mama Hussein
secret Falafel rest I've been ashklashf...
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Gosh, that hard to keep track.
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Dude, I hear they have laws
that make women
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completely cover their
bodies, when around in public.
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The war in I-raq? Try the war
to C-rack. [the bra sustaining part]
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Do you get it, Turk? All the
terrorists want to do is kill you.
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They want to kill you.
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- Elliot, if you...
- Kill you!
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You guys, in case I find an apartment I like...
I need someone to write a reference for me.
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J.D., we're in the middle of something.
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Elliot, the only good that's come
from our occupation of Iraq
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is exposing the neo-conservative
conspiracy to prepatch with the american
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- cultural/economical imperialism!
- What do you think, JD?
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Can you excuse me a second?!
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Did you bring her back in
stubbing a newspapers?
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Carla is making me normally up when
I go near things after the funnies.
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Oh, of course the funnies!
The funnies don't count,
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by the way dream what would i do today?
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Can you believe your pizza
delivery guy outbowl is a tip?
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No, but that's what's going about momma
dookie is always sticking on his feet.
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- I think you mean "pause".
- No!
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-Shh!
- Shh! Sorry!
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- Let's keep it real.
- Jeez.
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- Well, JD...the war?
- I don't have time for this, Elliot.
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I have to find an apartment.
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If you get the chance, read the Boone
Docks. Man, that little kid hates hunkies!
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Ha ha! Who doesn't?!
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Typical Dorian. Running away from an
argument you know nothing about.
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- I know all about the war.
- Really?
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Point to Iraq.
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Why do you keep a globe
on your janitor cart?
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Guess i get lost. I'll give you a hand.
It's not the countryship like a boot.
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That's Iraq.
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- That's China.
- You're China.
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Some rageous accusation.
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Need salt. Where's my bunny? Bingo?
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So, this is a picture of my unit after we
secured the bridge outside of...of Fallujah.
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And...oh, here's my unit
when we're playing poker.
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And...wheew...uhm...
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This is a...picture of my unit.
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I was gonna send it to my girlfriend
but...she broke up with me.
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Well, send it to her anyway...she
should know what she's missing.
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Sir?
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I like this kid. He gets me.
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No, i was in the Navy. It's important to
remember the good men that you serve with.
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That's why i carry around a a little
reminder of my buddy Johhny.
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- Would you like to see it?
- Sure.
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Fantastic!
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And Johhny got a tattoo on the same
cheek that says "Bobby".
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He probably doesn't regret that at all
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No, you just can't find that
kind of bond in civilian life.
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Although I've often wondered what my life
would be like if I'd stayed in the Service.
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* "Up Where we Belong" from "An officer
and a gentleman" in Vietnamian *
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* "Up Where we Belong" in Vietnamian *
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I would have asked to be
stationed in South East Asia...
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...for the food.
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You goin' crap wise all you lots. But all the
boys over there are doing the Lord's will.
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And when you say Lord you
mean Halliburton, right?
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Ok, who here thinks democracy
is worth fighting for?
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- Me! - I do!
- Yeah! - Oh yeah!
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Who here thinks we were manupulated by
false claims of WMDs ?
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- We're here!
- We do! - Me!
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Neat. Everyone's sitting
on the appropriate side.
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- Ted, what do you think?
- I think both sides have valid points.
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Why d'you take a stand, Swept Balls?
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Oh, you liberals survey and every
american agrees with you,
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that's why Jonh Kerry and
Al Gore built one in landslides.
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Oh, my God. Elliot, you're
one of them, aren't you?
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You know what? I don't need to be ashamed
of this, anymore. Yes, I'm a Republican.
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- Me too!
- Me too.
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Elliot!
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Me too.
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President Reagan? Should
be on or under Bob Dole?
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How about another time?
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- WHat do you think about Hillary?
- I hate that bitch.
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Oh!
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Hot toc, 2.15, thunder values
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There comes a time talking to
young Private Dancer, though.
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You've seen your shirt, Private
Dancer, haven't you, kid?
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Hm hm. Sure have, Bob. Sure have.
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- What is it, Slugathor?
- Uhm, Dr. Kelso, i've a patient who has
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a Mild's fever, but I don't know who to
talk to, beacuse everyone's arguing.
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Sluggy, if you want to get people's attention
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you've got to be more aggressive
or more attractive, pick one.
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I should keep an eye on that.
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*Cox and Nurse Roberts arguing*
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*Cox and Nurse Roberts arguing*
See, a hospital
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*Elliot and Turk arguing*
is a complex machine,
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*Cox and Nurse Roberts arguing*
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*Cox and Nurse Roberts arguing* ???
and when a device hit issue rears its end
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Balls can be dropped.
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and the ones who end up soffering the most
are the one that we are here to protect.
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Good morning Private Dancer
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Son?!
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Get respiratory for a blood-gas
and set up for a lombar puncture!
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He's stable.
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Whose fault is this?
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* Turk, Elliot and Cox exculpating *
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They need a leader Bob, give them one.
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That's enough!
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I SAID THAT'S ENOUGH!
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Just a second on the yelling there Bob
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Do you think you can actually be an
absentee chief of medicine and still matter?
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Let me see if I can make this real clear for you.
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If this hospital were a human
body, you'd be the appendix
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because at one time you served some function,
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but it was so long ago, nobody is
quite sure what that was...anymore.
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'Xcuse us, we're gonna
talk it out over here.
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Well, you've got what you asked for, Bob.
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They don't need you.
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Hey, son.
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How're you doing?
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Well, even though non one ever comes
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everytime I hit this nurse's
button, I feel a little better.
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That's morphine.
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That explains it.
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Hey, uhm, thanks for checkin' in on me.
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You're all like my Sergeant.
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Sergeant Bourne.
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He was hands-on, too. Always
trying to be in the game.
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That's how you get people around
you to listen to you, Bob.
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Be like this kid's Sergeant,
and get back in the game.
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Right after you follow that coop cake,
if she'd put it down for even a second
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it's yours! No! Now, dammit!
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Hey, buddy,
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You've found an apartment yet?
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No, man, i feel like an idiot so i've been
reading up on this whole Iraq war situation.
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You know what's so messed up? I just
got to the power President Bush
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gave his "mission accomplished"
speech on a battleship,
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and i still got 400 more pages to go.
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Hey, uhm, i gotta go.
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All right, listen up people.
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I am here to roll at my sleeves
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and put an end to all this nonsense
so that we can go back to work.
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We are working. You see, even though
we currently despise each other,
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we're professionals. For example,
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I can lend Barbie a hand
despite the fact that she is a heartless
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"red state" supporting , NRA backing
and illegal immigrant hating
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self-righteous missing form dope
essentially Karl Rove with smaller boobs.
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And I can help out Dr. Cox,
even though he got a punch
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demming his piss on the government
until Jabar's cropped
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this team a condo of anthrax,
and PR listening out frankly face.
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You know if you're really serious about
helping out I can use a hand of my
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to-do list... I need to...
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...clean the toilets? I'm just tired
of staring at that. Good-bye.
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I need the Tivo crossing over V-Jap networks,
i need to turn a cat into a spice rack,
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and I need to return this
thing to the patient in 307.
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All doable, don't need you. Thanks!
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So, nobody needs any help.
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When is your wife coming back to work?
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I'm drowning here without
the Head Nurse.
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Ok, ladies, I posted your room assignments
on the board and we'll pass out
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the new weekly schedules
before your shifts are over.
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Being a nurse isn't so bad.
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What did you think
it would be like?
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We're losing him.
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BP's falling.
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Nurse Kelso I need
1 mg of epy! Stack!
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Now nurse, now!
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* "Up Where we Belong" from "An officer
and a gentleman" in Vietnamian *
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Way to go Bob, way to go! That a boy!
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I'm sorry what
was the question?
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Jumbo Latte for Dr. Reid,
with the employee discount.
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- YEAAAH!
- YEAAAH!
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- Employee's discount
- YEAAH!
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Uhm, neat.
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Would you like to see something
else that's really neat?
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Check out to this quote written on your cup.
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"I enjoy laughing at poor people"
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Elliot Reid - April 2006
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When I said that, I was watching "Good Time"!
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That's gonna be on every Jumbo Cup for
a month, courtesy of my anti-war peeps.
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Can I get a hell HEAH?
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HELL YEAH!!
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OH YEAH!!
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Typical lame liberal tactic,
taking something out of context
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in order to defame someone's integrity.
Am I right my pro-war amigos?
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- YEAH!!
- OH YEAH!!
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Gods, there seems to be a lot of
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high volume over enthusiastic
opinion sharing, going on today.
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I think I'll join it.
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- Employee discount!
- OH YEAAAH!
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- Ok...I've...I've seen enough.
- Replying that.
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Uhm, consider that a little gift
from Nurse Roberts' nephew,
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Corporal Roberts.
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Hell, yeah!
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Ok, Janice I'm going to need you to
make sure Mr. Jeffers gets his meds,
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and FYI, don't lean over him, he's handsy.
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00:17:26,994 --> 00:17:31,640
and Denise, could you do me a major large
and cover Jessica shift this weekend?
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I have to have a pap smear.
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00:17:33,623 --> 00:17:37,946
Have you seen Georgina lately? She
looks like she's been eating for two...
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- Oh, stop it!
- You stop it.
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Oh, Nurse Kelso, ooh,
purple is not your color.
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Listen, could you con out the
housekeeping and maybe send up
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some fresh scrubs for me
and--psst, come here.
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00:17:50,267 --> 00:17:53,443
Please put on a bra, you're distracting
some of the other doctors.
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Let him joke, you look spippy
and you're doing great.
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Why did he tell me to give meds to Mr.
Jeffers? I did that five minutes ago.
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00:18:02,209 --> 00:18:05,651
Girl, just homily. He'll be outta here, eventually.
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00:18:08,862 --> 00:18:11,506
Private, I'm gonna let you
hand on a little secret.
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That you were never in the navy,
and Johnny is your husband?
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If only.
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I love you, Johnny.
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Your fighting in that war has provoked some
pretty idiot argument amongst the staff.
325
00:18:26,095 --> 00:18:30,335
See, the thing is they think they can
just put their squabbles in a box
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that won't affect their work.
But they're wrong.
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I mean... judging from the
coffee stains on Dr. Cox's scrubs
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and the quote on this coffee cup attributed to Dr. Reid
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"My bagingo's on fire"
May 2004
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What's a "Bagingo"?
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Eventually, your page is gonna go unreturned
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your test isn't gonna get run as quickly
as they should have been, and
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sounds like kids like yourself
gonna pay the price.
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What bothers me about it,
is that I know this is going on,
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00:19:04,558 --> 00:19:06,120
but there's nothing I can do to change it.
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00:19:06,574 --> 00:19:07,341
Why not?
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00:19:07,669 --> 00:19:12,989
Let's just say that 'round here I'm not
as loved as your sergent was.
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We hated Sgt. Bourne
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- Come again?
- Yeah, he demeaned us, overworked us.
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00:19:21,105 --> 00:19:24,828
Still, maybe sometimes that's
what being a good leader is...
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...uniting everybody...by
giving them someone to hate.
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00:19:34,701 --> 00:19:38,143
All right, listen up gang.
I'm only going to say this once.
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00:19:38,639 --> 00:19:41,909
All right Bob, time to bring it home
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From this point on there will be
no more employee discounts, here.
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Everyone pays full price,
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except for me, of course.
Where's my Jumbo latte?
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You mind telling us why?
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Why the hell not?
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That i will do it.
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[ people complaining ]
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Since I've spent this afternoon
researching the war in Iraq,
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I couldn't wait to dive right
into the spirit of debate.
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- What a jackass!
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00:20:17,972 --> 00:20:20,256
Come on, no one wants to debate Iraq with me?
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00:20:21,074 --> 00:20:24,828
- I'll debate Iraq with you.
- Prepare to be dazzled.
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00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:28,881
Ok, in my opinion we should be
looking for Bin Laden in Pakistan.
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You've that globe nearby?
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In life it seems we all have a role to play...
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...someone of us are meant to be loved...
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...and some of us, unfortunately,
are meant to be hated.
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Good night minions, Slugathor.
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For Dr. Kelso, he wouldn't have
it any other way [love, TN]
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[ Kelso singing nonsense ]
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