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Kylie and i still hadn't slept together,
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but I had a feeling her 4-week booty embargo was about to end.
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I have a surprise for you tonight.
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God, I hope it's sex. Or a pony.
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I'll bet it's sex'cause I don't see a pony.
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Wait right here.
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It's for your scooter.
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What are you doing?
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Nothing, I was just gonna do a little laundry.
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I assume your facilities are in-building?
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Why is it always about sex with you?
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It's not. Look, Kylie, I'm just really proud of my abs.
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Or... ab.
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Turk and Carla were having some relationship trouble of their own,
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but at least they were working on it.
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Baby, I don't understand why we can't discuss this after the a-team.
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Turk, a lot married couples hit roadblocks their first year,
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but nothing's gonna get resolved if we don't get our issues out in the open.
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Ok, let's do this.
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Ok, what's bothering me...
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Hey, hey!
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There he is!
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My buddy hit it and quit it, didn't he?
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Hell, no.
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Hell, yes!
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Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for my nightly ritual.
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Pleasure myself, weep and repeat.
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You see, Turk, this is our problem.
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We're trying to have a serious conversation here,
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but you're more concerned about how your other wife is doing.
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Ok, you know what bothers me?
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Every little thing with you becomes a big issue.
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You make mountains out of molehills.
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When have I ever made a mountain out of a molehill?
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Turk!
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If you can't remember to put the cap on the toothpaste,
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how are we gonna raise our children!
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You know what, I'm gonna stay with my sister.
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I guess I could work on it a little.
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Ok, if the patient is in shock,
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the first thing we want to try to do is assess intravascular volume...
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What? That's right.
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Oh, I know. I wasn't...
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you to indicate an incorrect answer, I was...
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you because I was bored, and I thought that just might drive you crazy.
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Oh, you're a wonderful teacher. Stop...
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me in front of my residents.
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It's unprofessional.
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You're right, Barbie.
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Carry on.
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So...
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When you're dealing with cardiogenic shock...
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it's best to start fluid resuscitation...
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Bong!
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Let's keep moving.
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You know, I don't really appreciate you messing with my lady.
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Your lady?
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Blonde doctor and I are gonna end up together.
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And I'm talking the whole shebang. House in the'burbs, volvo in the driveway,
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dog-fighting ring in the basement.
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I guess it wouldn't be the first time the janitor got the girl.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Yes, it would.
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You want to place a wager?
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I do, but here I really have no need for a cracked thermos and 2 pounds of keys.
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How about my van for your Porsche?
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I suppose when I win, I could destroy your vehicle and make a watch, couldn't I?
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- Bet.
- Bet.
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All right, give me all the details on Kylie.
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Dude, it was so naughty.
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We're kissing, right, and she's like,
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I think it's a little hot in here, starts pulling down her skirt.
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Oh, my god. I'm getting turned on by my own fake story.
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Damn you, ruptured spleen!
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To be continued.
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Thank god Turk left, because I can't think about sex anymore.
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Luckily for me, there isn't a whole lot of temptation in a hospital.
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Howdy, stranger.
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Do you still want me?
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Yes, please.
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Hey, stranger.
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Script : Raceman
Synchro : Siefaz
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Scrubs episode 4x19
My Best Laid Plans
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www.forom.com
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So Molly's back in town.
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She definitely wants me.
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Bye.
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How you doing, J.J.?
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That's J.D.
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Oh, right. I was just thinking of that Jimmie Walker sitcom.
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Good times?
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Not great. My sister had a miscarriage.
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Molly?
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- You look fantastic.
- So do you.
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How's milwaukee?
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It's ok. I'm just here to see a patient.
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Even though she did the fake forget-my-name thing, she's here for me.
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I think we all know there's no patient.
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They've landed!
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Grab some blankets and all the canned goods you can carry.
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We're moving to the sewers.
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Apparently, he's gotten really possessive of me.
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He won't talk to the new staff psychiatrist.
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Molly, I'm sure he's not that possessive.
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Get away from my doctor!
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Get him off! Get him off!
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Patrick, down.
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It is so good to laugh like this with you again.
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I'm on a break here, Newbie,
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so tell your shiny-headed roommate if he doesn't shut up,
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his first surgery tomorrow will be removing that cell phone from his own ass.
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Will you give him a break? He's talking to his wife.
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Anybody seen Mr. Jennings' file?
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Oh, here it is.
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This just got interesting.
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Who are you talking to?
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Rosanna.
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Your college girlfriend?
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Yeah.
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Could I say hi?
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Yeah.
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-Hey, Rosanna.
-Hi J.D....
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Dude, what the hell?
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Hello?
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Hello? J.D.?
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This phone is indestructible.
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Even has a camera. I'm so getting one.
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Is anybody there?
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Dude!
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Why are you talking to your college girlfriend?
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We're just friends!
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Ahh. Just friends.
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I was just friends once with a vietnamese girl.
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Long story short, I'm on the hook for sending Trong Tri Kelso to college,
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and he doesn't want to go to a state school.
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Unlike you, Bobbo,
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Gandhi here is in a healthy relationship.
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I mean, come on, look, even jordan lets me keep in touch with women from my past.
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Give me a pound, my dawg.
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He gets me.
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Give me a pound, dawg.
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Does he know you were being sarcastic?
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I hope not.
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Splendid.
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Gentlemen, crazy eyes Margo, I've called the brain trust together
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for one reason.
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I have to find a way to make blonde doctor mine.
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Burn down her apartment.
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I have an idea,
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but we're gonna need a tugboat.
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Tugboats and arson.
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That's all I ever get from you guys.
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We call this a brain trust,
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and I'm the one with all the solutions.
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I saved you from that eagle, Randall.
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I saved your job, Troy.
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And, Margo, I found your birth mother.
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She was a tree person, remember?
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There's no shame in that.
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Sorry, guys, but I've had enough.
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I'm afraid I have to find a new brain trust.
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Gentlemen...
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I don't want to appear selfish, but stop what you're doing and focus on me.
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So, you seeing anyone?
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I went on a few dates with a guy named Rick, but then he met my mom and it all fell apart.
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She didn't like him?
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No. She loved him.
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They're in Aruba.
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God, I'd love to get with Molly.
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Dude, you're pretty horny for a guy who claims to be getting it on a nightly basis.
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What are you implying?
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Well, let's just say a little birdie told me that you and Kylie haven't slept together.
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Who?
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Nurse birdie.
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Well, you haven't.
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I trusted you.
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Dude, it's been a month.
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Oh, really, Turk? Has it been a month?
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Because time just flies when you're dry-humping your way through 3 pairs of cords.
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Look, Kylie hasn't slept with you, so what she's saying is, she doesn't want to be exclusive.
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Is she dating?
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She did go to a movie with her brother-in-law.
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That's perfect.
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Dude, you can have your cake and eat it, too.
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It's like me talking with my old girlfriend.
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It boosts my self-esteem, and I take all of this positive energy back to Carla.
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Now, this is what you do.
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You go out with Molly and you have a great time while she's in town,
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but once she leaves, you go to Kylie and you tell her you want to get your exclusive on.
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That is the dumbest idea I've ever heard.
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So once you got the hole in the bottom of the popcorn box,
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it's basically just a waiting game.
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And for the record, that technique does not work with hot nachos.
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You want to get Elliot, you get in good with her best friend.
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Who's Elliot?
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Trust me.
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The way I got my girlfriend in junior high was by getting her best friend to like me.
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And how'd you do that?
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Oh, I posed as her dad so she could rent a car.
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I lost my hair in eighth grade.
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Tough break five.
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I'm going in.
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Um, we should be friends.
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Ok.
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Do you like vanning
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I don't know what that is.
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It's kind of my thing.
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It's like taking a long drive in a car,
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only it's in a van.
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I'm still not getting it.
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Can you hold on for one sec?
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She's an idiot.
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Turk, I found your cell phone in the parking lot.
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4 stories and not a scratch. What are you made of!
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You got 3 missed phone calls, all from a Rosanna.
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Isn't that your ex-girlfriend?
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So, what's been going on with you?
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I went to India for 2 weeks.
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Ladies, this is a hospital, not the junior league.
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Let's break it up.
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And, dr. Clock, I feel as though I've been seeing less and less of you recently.
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We don't pay you good money to go hide in your office. Let's get out there on the floor.
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I moved to Milwaukee 4 months ago.
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Welcome back.
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So, this trip to india sounds so exotic.
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Hey, Kylie, I'm just calling to see how your day is going.
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And sweat would just be dripping off our naked bodies.
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Naked sweat drips.
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What?
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Oh, nothing, Kylie. It's a new band called the naked sweat drips.
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They have a great song called perfect breasts.
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And then, I got so flexible, I could put my legs behind my head.
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J.D., Are you there?
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You should come.
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Oh, frick on a stick. Look, I gotta get going.
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I want to hear the rest of the story. Don't forget where we were.
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Feet up behind her head.
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Who has their feet behind their head?
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A patient, Kylie.
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Horrible car accident.
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You gotta wear your seat belt, I'm tellin' ya, even around the block.
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Hey.
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I'm getting out of here. Do you wanna grab a beer?
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They say the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry.
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I can't believe you've been talking to her.
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Now, honey,
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is it possible you're making mountains out of molehills
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Damn it.
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Still, sometimes plans go exactly like they're supposed to.
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You paged me
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Yeah, look. I made a bet with dr. Cox that you would go out with me.
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And if I win, I get his porsche.
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And the success of those plans can take even the most hardened men by surprise.
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Do you mind?
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I am trying to have a private moment with my man.
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Oh, god.
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I got lipstick on you.
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No. Leave it.
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And sometimes even the best of men can go awry.
260
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So are you coming over tonight?
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Hey, J.D.
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Buddy, you should try that cake I was telling you about.
263
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Actually, Kylie, I.. I can't tonight.
264
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If having my cake and eating it, too, meant being with Molly, then nothing was gonna get between us.
265
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Hey, guys, you going out?
266
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Yeah, you should come with us!
267
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That's the close button.
268
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I know, it's a close button.
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When someone gets close, it activates a sensor that opens the door.
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Fancy.
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Oh, no, she's got a pinkie hold.
272
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Elliot's got the finger strength of a rock-climbing jazz pianist.
273
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You were pressing the wrong button.
274
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I'm so excited. So where are we going?
275
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We haven't decided yet!
276
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I gotta tell you there, supercuts,
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I've seen a lot of crazy things at this hospital.
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I've seen smokers live to be 100, and I've seen tri-athletes come in here and drop dead at 20.
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I've seen unbridled joy,
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and I've seen debilitating pain.
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But I never thought I'd see a jumpsuit-wearing, van-driving,
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vomit-cleaning, no-good, confounded,
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frankenstein-looking buffoon like you get a girl like Barbie.
284
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I'm gonna paint your porsche mint green so it looks like my van's baby.
285
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Not until you get your grades up!
286
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Rosanna gets her own personal ring tone, but I don't?
287
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Baby, I don't have to answer this.
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It's cool. I got the ring that matters, right?
289
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Nurse Turkelton, I want to talk to you about these discharge...
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We can talk later.
291
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You need to come get a drink.
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Yes, I do.
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Janitor.
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So, did dr. Cox pay up?
295
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Uh, no. No.
296
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He says that he needs to see us on an actual date
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in a restaurant tonigh at 8.
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Ok. Meet me at Stanwyck's
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Sure.
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Ok.
301
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Sorry, guys, can't go clubbing tonight.
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Daddy's got a date.
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Oh, man!
304
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I ironed my going-out hair!
305
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You know, they make thongs specifically for low-riders now.
306
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They don't work for me. I still can't sit down without showing the whole world the crack of my ass.
307
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The other night, some guy tried to put a pen in it.
308
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Some guy... I never get credit for anything.
309
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So, you guys think I'm overreacting about this whole Turk thinga?
310
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Phone calls from an ex would drive me nuts.
311
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I knew how to get rid of both of them, but I can't do that to Turk.
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If you don't do it, I will.
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Mr. Peeps?
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Why are you british
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I'll explain later.
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Just lose the extra bitches.
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Carla.
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Go talk to Turk. Share with him your feelings.
319
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That's what he wants.
320
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Yeah.
321
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Come on.I'll drive you. I gotta go to dinner anyway.
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You're welcome.
323
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We should probably go, too. It's getting late.
324
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Oh, no, no, no. I just ordered 2 drinks.
325
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Here they are.
326
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:24,540
Hey, Turk?
327
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I promise, I will visit you soon.
328
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I don't care if I seem crazy.
329
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:32,930
Please stop talking to your ex.
330
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Anything for you, you know that.
331
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College was weird. I was so worried about being liked
332
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that I let my freshman roommate think we were dating for 3 months.
333
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We broke up at her sorority formal.
334
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,910
Oh, nobody could snuggle like Daisy.
335
00:14:54,410 --> 00:14:56,370
Didn't you say dr. Cox was coming at 8?
336
00:14:56,370 --> 00:14:57,810
Oh, I'm sure he'll be here soon.
337
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,950
I kissed a dude once.
338
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It was at furnace camp.
339
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:12,060
Ok, J.D., you're a little drunk,
340
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and you know what happens when you get drunk.
341
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You get handsy.
342
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Now control yourself.
343
00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:18,840
It's tough making new friends in Milwaukee.
344
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I said control yourself!
345
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:26,550
You know, Molly, if people aren't getting to know you, then they're missing out.
346
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Do you think so?
347
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I do.
348
00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:33,330
I knew at that moment what would happen if I reached over and brushed the hair out of her eyes.
349
00:16:08,590 --> 00:16:09,910
But I didn't do that.
350
00:16:10,190 --> 00:16:11,590
I should get going.
351
00:16:13,820 --> 00:16:14,960
I'm sorry.
352
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:28,850
Well, if it isn't marginally attractive and the beast.
353
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,850
How did the porsche drive?
354
00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:34,180
Wait, why did we just go out if you already have his car?
355
00:16:35,170 --> 00:16:37,180
Oh, my goodness.
356
00:16:37,270 --> 00:16:39,680
He actually tricked you into a date.
357
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This is so very delicious and filling,
358
00:16:42,630 --> 00:16:45,580
I don't think I'm going to be able to eat the rest of the evening. In fact,
359
00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:49,620
I honestly don't think I can have one more bite of your painful humiliation.
360
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:53,420
I find I'm just a little stuffed.
361
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,160
I will take my keys to go, though.
362
00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:58,450
Yippee!
363
00:16:59,910 --> 00:17:01,490
You're unbelievable.
364
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,670
You're the only one around here that treats me like a real person.
365
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,210
What did you just say?
366
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,920
There was one other girl a few years ago.
367
00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,090
Red-haired doctor.
368
00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:16,430
She used to eat lunch with me until the other residents started making fun of her.
369
00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:17,920
They called her...
370
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,590
janitor lunch eater.
371
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,070
Not the most clever group.
372
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,140
Anyway...
373
00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:28,600
I know that you don't think about me the way that I think about you, and I...
374
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:31,760
never really believed that you would or that you could, but...
375
00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:38,160
just pretending for today somehow made me feel good for a change.
376
00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:41,220
I'm sorry.
377
00:17:43,350 --> 00:17:45,540
You know what, it's ok.
378
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,700
I actually had a good time.
379
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:50,930
Thanks.
380
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:55,430
Elliot.
381
00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:03,430
Oh, Kylie, I'm sorry.
382
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,050
I hope it's ok that I stopped by...
383
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,270
What was that for?
384
00:18:08,270 --> 00:18:11,460
I was thinking about how patient you've been with me, how right things feel,
385
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:13,960
and then you showed up, and it feels like fate.
386
00:18:14,270 --> 00:18:16,140
Wait, are you saying that you're ready?
387
00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:19,730
Awesome.
388
00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:25,680
First, let me set the mood.
389
00:18:26,050 --> 00:18:29,200
And, Kylie, you're right, it is fate because I was out with this girl tonight that I...
390
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,650
totally could have had sex with,
391
00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:33,680
but it was easy for me to blow her off because I was excited to be with you.
392
00:18:36,390 --> 00:18:38,320
Why have you stopped lighting incense?
393
00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:41,080
It makes the room smell like chinese rain.
394
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:44,300
You blew me off tonight to be with some random girl?
395
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:45,920
Well, she's not a random girl.
396
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,980
I mean, I had a crush on her long before I met you.
397
00:18:48,050 --> 00:18:49,480
I will kill you.
398
00:18:50,950 --> 00:18:51,910
You should go.
399
00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:55,470
I was in trouble, and if I didn't play my cards right, I knew what could happen.
400
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,990
Unfortunately, that's what did happen.
401
00:19:27,910 --> 00:19:30,540
See, that's the thing about trying to have your cake and eating it, too.
402
00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:35,550
If you make the slightest mistake, you usually wind up getting neither.
403
00:19:42,710 --> 00:19:44,050
We can fix that.
404
00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:53,830
You guys are out.
405
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,100
You guys are back in.
406
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:56,730
Where's Margo?
407
00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:59,050
She's at a Ludacris concert with her birth mom.
408
00:20:00,050 --> 00:20:03,300
I lose my van to him, and I lose margo to gangster rap.
409
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:05,360
Bad day.
410
00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:12,750
And, really, who wants to risk something important just for a silly piece of cake?
411
00:20:12,890 --> 00:20:13,890
I did it.
412
00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:17,190
Cut off all ties with Rosanna. Forever.
413
00:20:17,630 --> 00:20:19,640
Baby, that took like 20 seconds.
414
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:20,970
How'd you do that so quickly?
415
00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:22,970
It was easy. I just told her I was married.
416
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,020
You've been talking to this girl you used to sleep with,
417
00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:29,260
and you never told her you were married?
418
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,010
She never asked.
419
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,010
It's no big deal.
420
00:20:34,330 --> 00:20:38,130
Because if you're lucky, maybe you won't be married for much longer.
421
00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:41,110
Baby.
422
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:42,630
Baby!
423
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:47,230
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