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Hey, J.D.
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Just preppin' Mr. Hovey
for brain surgery.
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Doug, Mr. Hovey's having
rotator cuff surgery.
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What'd you do to my hair?
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Nothing.
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Cool halfro!
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WHAT?!
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Oh, thank God.
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It's a good thing
he couldn't go left,
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because the last thing you need in
the I.C.U. is someone flying off the handle.
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Shore it up, people.
Neena Broderick's in the building.
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WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
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As tactless as it was to yell that in a room
of very sick people, Ted had a point.
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See, Neena Broderick is the scariest
malpractice attorney in the city.
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She seemed to create problems
where there were none.
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Grandma was a hundred and two.
It was her time to go.
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You killed her, and you're
gonna pay for it!
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Shake this place up!
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And for God's sakes,
get Murphy out of here!
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Don't worry, Doug,
you're a good doctor.
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I know!
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Hey...
what are you guys going?
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Hurry!
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You guys...
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Guys?
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My leg!
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How long do I have
to stay up here?
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Just until I finish pretending
to read the newspaper.
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Hm! Apparently there was some
sort of election held recently.
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Or we could just
ask him to leave.
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Come on, Doug.
Let's go get some coffee.
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- Miss Broderick.
- Bob.
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Oh, hi Ted,
how's your wife doing?
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Oh, that's right, I forgot
you freeze up around me.
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Okay. Well, I'll see you
in court on the eighteenth.
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Ted's possum-like defense mechanism
was actually quite brilliant.
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Hello, Neena.
We got divorced, actually.
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I'll see YOU in court
on the eighteenth!
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Everybody around here had the
sense to stay under the radar when
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Neena Broderick was around.
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Well, almost everybody.
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I'm on a scavenger hunt, and I need to find
a black-haired, soulless bottom-feeder.
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Oh, hi Neena.
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How ironic. Because what I need is
a burned-out, permed-up doctor
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with a god-complex and
a drinking problem.
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Don't listen to her. Most guys
would kill for those curls.
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Straighten up, Newbie, and I mean
that in every sense of the word.
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This woman is pure molten evil.
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Got it.
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How do you even look at yourself in the mirror
knowing that you are ruining American medicine?
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Frivolous lawsuits, scare
perspective, doctors-
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Don't you even
feel the least bit-
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Perry, if you want me to shed a tear about
the current status of our medical system,
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I'm gonna have to borrow a scalpel and dig it
deep into my arm, because here's a secret:
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I don't care about anything
that you think about anything.
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J.D., big news!
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Guess what my new
cell phone number spells!
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Why'd you get a new cell phone number?
Your old number spelled "kufunninapuh".
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Yeah, well this one's
916-CALL-TURK.
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Yeah, so now all you
gotta do is call Turk!
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How'm I supposed to remember that?
I'm begging you, stick with "kufunninapuh"!
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Come on, man, this is the best thing that's
ever happened to me besides getting married.
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She's not here.
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It's the best thing that's
ever happened to me!
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But "CALL-TURK"
is eight numbers.
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I know, actually
it's just CALL-TUR,
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but I'm hoping people
will dial the "K" anyway.
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I'll always dial
the "K" for you.
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You're a good friend, and
that's why I did this for you.
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No, wait, there's more.
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- Awesome!
- Oh, no, no, no, no,
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it's not over yet.
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So you're the one.
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Come here, you
big brown bear!
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And just like that, it
turned into a great day.
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- I'll take the lead on this one.
- It's all yours.
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Mr. Steel. First name, Man of...
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You're done.
Mr. Steel,
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you passed out, so we're gonna go ahead
and watch you closely for arrhythmia,
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but we don't foresee
any big problems.
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Hi, daddy.
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Episode 4.09
My MalPractical Decision
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Subtitles by nColas for www. forom. com
with scripts from www. mopnt. com
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I gotta go.
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If I'm around that sea hag for more
than ten seconds my throat closes up.
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Page me if you need me.
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Need you? Perry,
please, I got this one!
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Are you Dr. Dorian?
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She was all over me!
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I have a few questions
about my father.
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Your father has syncope-
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Perr, I'm back in!
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You see, Neena, the heart is
like a big inflatable house.
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Now, on the bottom floor are
these two rooms, or "ventricles".
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Now, these ventricles
- or "rooms"-
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Syncope in the setting of severe LV
systolic dysfunction indicates
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a high risk of arrhythmia.
So the best course of action would
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probably be an
implantable defibrillator.
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I'm a medical
malpractice attorney.
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And I am much, much
smarter than you.
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They're like rooms.
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Okay, missy. Knowing damn
sure that you'll sue us
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if the slightest thing should go wrong
with this elective procedure,
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we're gonna go ahead
and elect NOT to do it.
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You can't do that.
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Really.
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Bob?
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Hospitals can refuse treatment
on a non-emergency patient.
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Here's a list of places we can
refer you to. Thanks for playing.
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Give that a good look.
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Like I said.
Rooms.
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What kind of person would
do something like this?
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That's a very unfortunate
hand placement for you.
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This is a very
common hand size!
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Gotta go.
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Yeah, and Kelso wants me to keep
hiding Doug until that attorney leaves.
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Isn't that ridiculous?
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Elliot, the man tried to
electrocute me an hour ago.
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All I care about is whether
or not this twitch goes away.
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You should take Doug
down to the morgue.
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The worst he could do there is
bring somebody back to life!
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Carla, when I became chief resident,
I wrote a pledge to myself.
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And do you know
what it said?
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It said "Dance like
nobody is watching".
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Which I do, -constantly- in my
living room, with the shades closed
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just in case
somebody is watching.
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But it also said not to
hide problems away.
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So, no, I'm not gonna go and
hide Doug down in the morgue.
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I'm not sure if I'm supposed to give this to
someone, or if I took this from someone, but...
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I got a bag of blood.
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So, Doug,
this is the morgue!
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It's cute, the little toe-tag.
Like a present.
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Mr. Corman, a nurse said
this was a full-on emergency.
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I just came from the courts.
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It's been six weeks since
you did my shoulder surgery,
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and my serve still has
no pop. No zip, I tell ya!
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You have to understand that
this is a healing process.
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Who invited Nurse Twitchy?
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Okay, Mr. Corman, for the-
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How many visits is this?
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Twenty-seven.
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Okay, for the twenty-seventh time,
we're gonna ask you to do your therapy
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and just be patient.
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I have a singles match against
my mother on Monday.
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I lose to her,
I lose my pride.
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I'm assuming these Q-Tips
are complimentary.
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Dr. Dorian!
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Okay, just stay calm. You can handle this.
She can't be that much of a ball-buster.
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One
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singular sensation.
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Every little step she takes.
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One
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thrilling combination.
Every move that she makes.
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One smile and suddenly nobody else
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will
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do;
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You know you'll never be lonely with you
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know who.
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Dr. Dorian?
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I'm wearing a cup!
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Thanks for the crotch update.
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Look, I'm just worried
about my dad.
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And that's when I saw her
for what she really was
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just a patient's
scared daughter.
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Can somebody
please talk to me?
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Elliot, I know everyone thinks
I'm this huge screw-up,
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but I just want you to know that
I'm gonna turn it around!
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Doug! This is a quarantined area!
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It's okay, Doug. You probably
just didn't see the signs.
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Signs?
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- Oh, man, I'm hopeless!
- Come on, Doug.
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Sorry again, guys.
My bad.
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Get outta here!
Get out!
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Oh my God!
What an idiot!
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Steve, calm down.
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You calm down!
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Oh, yeah?
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I thought that we could
head over to my tennis club.
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I'll show you what's
going on with my serve.
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Can you hop a tall fence?
I'm a little behind on my dues.
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Sure, a black guy breaking in to a country club.
Mm, nothing bad could happen there!
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Yeah, fine. Okay,
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I'll go practice, I'll tell you how it went.
Just gimme your cell phone number.
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All right, that's it. Look, Mr. Corman,
I will see you whenever I have office hours,
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but I will not see you
outside of this hospital.
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And there is no way that I would ever
give you my cell phone number!
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No matter how awesome
or perfect it may be!
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Are we clear on that?
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Yes, doctor.
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Maybe it's just me, but...
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I wouldn't put up with that.
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I'm listening.
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I gotta tell you, sitting here watching you play with
your food makes you seem much less horrifying.
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Oh, I know how I come off.
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You know, but I have to
put that act on for my job.
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It's kind of like how you act all nerdy and
spastic to seem more accessible to your patients.
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I'm glad you got that.
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You're sweet.
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Oh my God, is she
flirting with me?
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Oh my God, am I
flirting with you?
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Oh my God,
is she psychic?
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You must think I'm such a mess!
I don't even know how to flirt.
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Ohh, come on,
it's easy.
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I'll tell you what, take some of that cupcake
frosting and just lick it off your finger.
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You mean...
like this?
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I think that was
mashed potatoes.
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Wait, is she in to me?
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Quick, make a bad joke
and see if she laughs.
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Did you hear the one about the
skeleton who couldn't go to the party?
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He had no "body" to go with.
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That's really funny!
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Well that's not a fair test,
that joke's hilarious.
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Still, right then I
decided something.
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Listen, I know you hate everything
about Miss Broderick,
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but her father is in need of medical care,
and it is our medical obligation to treat him,
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whether his daughter is a murderer,
a drug addict, or a terrorist.
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I know, but a lawyer?
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Even a lawyer.
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It's what we do.
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Who taught you this crap?
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It's nice to have the right
answer to a tough question.
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You did.
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Oh.
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It's definitely better than
having no answer at all.
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Elliot, do you think I should
even be a doctor?
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Not at dinner!
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Baby, if you call Turk,
you get Turk!
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You got Turk.
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If you do answer, you better
be prepared for the worst.
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Hi! You have a sec?
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Who gave you this number?
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He did.
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I'm not gonna lie to
you there, Newbie,
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you really impressed me by parroting
my ethical speech back to me.
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What the hell got into you?
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As for me, I didn't have to
say anything and he knew.
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Ohh, Priscilla, you are so busted!
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Dammit, he sees like a hawk!
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So now, what, she just bats her
eyes and you change your tune?
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00:12:29,136 --> 00:12:31,908
Who in the hell am I kidding?
Of course you fell for her act,
241
00:12:31,943 --> 00:12:33,837
you're the loneliest
guy in this hospital!
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00:12:34,175 --> 00:12:36,440
Oh, no, he's not the loneliest guy.
243
00:12:36,475 --> 00:12:38,300
That's the loneliest guy.
Watch this.
244
00:12:39,397 --> 00:12:40,584
Excuse me?
245
00:12:42,730 --> 00:12:46,230
Neena played you like proud owner
of the world's longest dry streak.
246
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,139
You know what, can I ask
you a personal question?
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Exactly how long has it been since you've
swept the stuffed animals off of your bed,
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00:12:52,455 --> 00:12:55,419
thrown your ankles up in the air,
and thanked whatever god you pray to
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00:12:55,454 --> 00:12:57,082
that you didn't have on
your granny panties?
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00:12:57,117 --> 00:13:00,217
For your information, there's
a certain foxy nurse that
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00:13:00,252 --> 00:13:03,127
requested my services at her
apartment just last weekend.
252
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,286
Hold on.
I'm almost there!
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00:13:07,665 --> 00:13:10,018
Okay! Your new bed's all in.
254
00:13:10,446 --> 00:13:11,849
What now?
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00:13:11,884 --> 00:13:13,253
You leave.
256
00:13:16,102 --> 00:13:18,460
Still don't understand
why he couldn't do it.
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00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:23,347
All right, even if I am a little desperate,
Neena was not playing me.
258
00:13:23,382 --> 00:13:24,489
I was playing you.
259
00:13:24,524 --> 00:13:26,482
You're just saying that
because he's here.
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00:13:26,517 --> 00:13:28,169
No, I manipulated you.
261
00:13:28,311 --> 00:13:30,223
You're just saying that
because he's here.
262
00:13:30,489 --> 00:13:34,482
Ookay, we seem to be in a bit of a loop here,
so I'm just gonna step over and talk to this one.
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00:13:34,517 --> 00:13:36,436
Are you gonna do the
procedure on my father or not?
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I'm gonna go ahead and leave this
decision up to the lonely guy.
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00:13:50,156 --> 00:13:51,170
What are you
doing here?
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00:13:51,883 --> 00:13:53,319
Ah. Hiding from Doug.
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00:13:53,547 --> 00:13:55,013
He asked me a question
I haven't answered yet.
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00:13:55,197 --> 00:13:56,057
You?
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00:13:56,092 --> 00:13:59,383
I was trying to make a dramatic exit.
I thought this was a patient's room.
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00:13:59,418 --> 00:14:00,583
Right.
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00:14:01,778 --> 00:14:03,291
What are they
doing here?
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00:14:05,351 --> 00:14:07,697
This is a hospital! He should
really have his shirt on.
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00:14:07,868 --> 00:14:08,199
Yeah.
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00:14:08,522 --> 00:14:10,193
Dynamite areolas,
though, huh?
275
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,638
Hey, Night School!
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00:14:15,665 --> 00:14:17,436
Mr. Corman followed
us home last night!
277
00:14:17,471 --> 00:14:19,172
How'd you get my
cell phone number?
278
00:14:19,207 --> 00:14:23,594
Ehh, once you got somebody's drivers license
and a urine sample, you get just about anything.
279
00:14:23,815 --> 00:14:25,917
How do you flunk
eighth grade gym?
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00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:28,680
You better stop messing
with my husband.
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00:14:28,715 --> 00:14:31,409
You-tell him to stop
messing with my walls!
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00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:36,660
You did this?
283
00:14:37,161 --> 00:14:38,956
Baby, you know
you're my world.
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00:14:41,425 --> 00:14:42,806
I'm out.
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00:14:44,266 --> 00:14:46,183
I flunked gym, too.
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00:14:47,472 --> 00:14:49,102
Didn't like the shorts.
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00:14:49,528 --> 00:14:52,240
By the way, your number isn't
"CALL-TURK", it's "CALL-TUR".
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00:14:53,301 --> 00:14:55,916
It'd be easier if your
name was "Cal Turk. "
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00:14:55,951 --> 00:14:58,191
There's nobody
named Cal Turk!
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00:14:58,603 --> 00:14:59,854
Cal Turk here!
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00:14:59,889 --> 00:15:03,602
We don't sell insurance,
we sell peace of mind!
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00:15:04,199 --> 00:15:06,645
But only to white people.
293
00:15:07,889 --> 00:15:09,679
Would you like
some milk?
294
00:15:09,968 --> 00:15:12,097
Carla, have you
seen Miss Broderick?
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00:15:12,132 --> 00:15:13,700
Maybe you should ask Ted.
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00:15:17,439 --> 00:15:19,754
- So she's nearby...
- Mm-hmm.
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00:15:20,181 --> 00:15:22,108
Your father's gonna be just fine.
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00:15:22,143 --> 00:15:25,127
The place is top-notch!
I practically live here!
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00:15:25,162 --> 00:15:26,194
Are you a doctor?
300
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:30,929
Massive hypochondriac. If you'll excuse
me, I have to go harass a surgeon.
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00:15:38,076 --> 00:15:40,712
If you've come to tell me your decision
about my father, just say it and leave.
302
00:15:40,747 --> 00:15:44,257
Look, your little ice show doesn't work on me,
okay, I've seen the real you. You can't even flirt.
303
00:15:44,292 --> 00:15:45,574
Oh, really?
304
00:15:47,927 --> 00:15:50,391
- Why are you doing this?
- I love my dad. I'd do anything.
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00:15:50,426 --> 00:15:52,751
But if it makes you feel any better,
I think you're really sweet.
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00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:54,010
How'm I supposed to believe that?
307
00:15:54,045 --> 00:15:56,391
Well, you can't. I already lied to
you once so the trust is broken,
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00:15:56,426 --> 00:15:57,618
even though I'd
never lie to you again.
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00:15:57,653 --> 00:15:58,439
Really?
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00:15:58,474 --> 00:15:59,226
Who knows.
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00:15:59,578 --> 00:16:02,587
Look, do whatever you think is right,
regardless of how I feel about you.
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00:16:02,622 --> 00:16:04,670
And if it helps you out, I'm not
the least bit interested.
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00:16:05,414 --> 00:16:08,004
Like that matters.
I'm not that lonely.
314
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:15,626
When you're faced with a big decision, sometimes
you need to be alone with your thoughts.
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00:16:15,996 --> 00:16:18,068
'Course, in a hospital,
that's a problem.
316
00:16:18,453 --> 00:16:21,483
You see, around here places to be
alone are hard to come by.
317
00:16:24,544 --> 00:16:27,066
How do I decide if we should
do the procedure or not?
318
00:16:28,129 --> 00:16:30,638
How do I tell someone he
shouldn't be a doctor?
319
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:33,256
How do I get my patient
to stop stalking me?
320
00:16:33,961 --> 00:16:36,609
How do I get these people to realize
that just because I'm in a coma
321
00:16:36,644 --> 00:16:38,125
doesn't mean I can't hear them?
322
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,410
I'm hungry.
323
00:16:40,594 --> 00:16:42,609
Turk, the way I see it,
you got two options:
324
00:16:42,644 --> 00:16:45,579
You can go hard-core with Mr. Corman,
slap a restraining order on him
325
00:16:45,614 --> 00:16:47,018
and switch him to
another doctor...
326
00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:50,068
Guy's a pain in the ass, but
I can't do that to him!
327
00:16:50,283 --> 00:16:53,406
Then you just have to re-establish your
boundarie and wean him off the home visits.
328
00:16:53,441 --> 00:16:54,088
It's easy.
329
00:16:54,225 --> 00:16:56,396
'Course, you'll definitely have to
change your cell phone number.
330
00:16:57,826 --> 00:16:59,823
Mr. Corman, I filed
a restraining order.
331
00:16:59,858 --> 00:17:03,297
Which means if you come to
my house, call my cell phone-
332
00:17:03,332 --> 00:17:06,414
Excuse me, I know what
a restraining order is.
333
00:17:06,449 --> 00:17:08,377
You act like I've never dated.
334
00:17:09,078 --> 00:17:10,985
Bye, Mr. Corman.
335
00:17:14,883 --> 00:17:19,147
Turk's incredible selfishness in sacrificing
a patient to keep his cell phone number
336
00:17:19,182 --> 00:17:21,210
motivated Elliot and I to
do the right thing.
337
00:17:21,245 --> 00:17:22,709
Do the procedure.
338
00:17:23,047 --> 00:17:24,332
Okay.
339
00:17:25,807 --> 00:17:27,815
Even if the right thing
is really hard.
340
00:17:31,548 --> 00:17:33,046
Doug, I'm sorry, but...
341
00:17:33,518 --> 00:17:35,684
I don't think you're cut
out for being a doctor.
342
00:17:41,284 --> 00:17:43,709
I cannot figure out
how this guy died.
343
00:17:45,661 --> 00:17:48,840
I'm betting he took a paracentesis
needle to the aorta.
344
00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:50,433
Have you seen this before?
345
00:17:50,468 --> 00:17:51,373
Seen it?
346
00:17:51,408 --> 00:17:53,645
Upstairs they call
that a "Doug"!
347
00:17:55,173 --> 00:17:57,290
You got any others
you can't figure out?
348
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,440
Doctor prescribed
overdosage of Fentanyl.
349
00:18:01,910 --> 00:18:05,084
Dissected left main during
a cardiac catheterization.
350
00:18:05,323 --> 00:18:08,567
We look under
Mr. Pancreas and...
351
00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:11,049
there it is.
352
00:18:11,169 --> 00:18:14,022
He's the best I've ever seen.
Mind if we steal him from you?
353
00:18:14,057 --> 00:18:14,943
I can live with it.
354
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:18,457
Well, my work here is done.
355
00:18:20,093 --> 00:18:21,398
I'll get those.
356
00:18:26,297 --> 00:18:27,736
So my dad's gonna be okay?
357
00:18:27,909 --> 00:18:29,019
He's great.
358
00:18:29,313 --> 00:18:30,203
Thank you.
359
00:18:30,378 --> 00:18:32,849
And I hope I didn't ruffle your
feathers too much while I was here.
360
00:18:33,049 --> 00:18:38,462
Sweetheart, I find it amusing that you think
you're so much as a blip on my radar.
361
00:18:38,497 --> 00:18:41,110
Better go ahead and jot this down
in your little lawyer notebook:
362
00:18:41,145 --> 00:18:46,415
Nothing you could possibly do
could ever, hee-hever get to me.
363
00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:48,928
I should probably thank him, too.
364
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,488
Oh, my God.
365
00:18:55,975 --> 00:18:59,339
I'm gagging and vomiting
at the same time! I'm...
366
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,008
I'm gavomiting!
367
00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:07,361
You know, if you really wanna piss him off,
we should follow him to his office
368
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,145
and just have sex
righ in front of him!
369
00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:12,791
Ahhhh, that would never work,
I couldn't perform. It's a mental thing.
370
00:19:12,826 --> 00:19:14,784
Okay, thank you.
371
00:19:14,981 --> 00:19:17,292
Okay, I'm confused, I thought
you weren't interested in me.
372
00:19:17,622 --> 00:19:20,053
Well maybe I just said that
to make it easier for you.
373
00:19:20,998 --> 00:19:25,645
Or maybe I said it 'cause I knew you'd do
what I wanted you to. I'm not sure.
374
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:30,382
As I stood there confused but
enjoying Neena's very long kiss
375
00:19:30,417 --> 00:19:32,384
with just the right
amount of tongue,
376
00:19:32,419 --> 00:19:36,214
I thought about how when you make
tough decisions good things can happen.
377
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:40,689
Like the confidence you can gain
from finding your true calling.
378
00:19:40,724 --> 00:19:43,879
Hey, Nelson. Got some of your handiwork
down in the morgue today.
379
00:19:43,914 --> 00:19:46,695
Were you operating with
a blindfold on or what?
380
00:19:50,631 --> 00:19:52,463
And when you make decisions
for the wrong reasons,
381
00:19:52,498 --> 00:19:54,405
they can come back
to bite you in the ass.
382
00:19:54,632 --> 00:19:56,132
Ten feet, Mr. Corman!
383
00:19:56,167 --> 00:19:57,378
No problem.
384
00:19:57,558 --> 00:19:59,285
I'm suing you.
385
00:20:02,292 --> 00:20:06,821
Dude! Mr. Corman is suing me! And
that ice princess is his attorney!
386
00:20:07,058 --> 00:20:09,107
When did he get a
chance to meet her?
387
00:20:15,927 --> 00:20:17,496
What am I gonna do?
388
00:20:17,531 --> 00:20:20,020
Call Turk as soon as you get this!
389
00:20:20,985 --> 00:20:22,743
Are you coming in or what?
390
00:20:23,062 --> 00:20:26,836
In the end, it's always best to rely on
your principles to make decisions.
391
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,551
Hell yeah!
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00:20:35,351 --> 00:20:37,362
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