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Even though I was already an amazing doctor,
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when I became chief resident I decided to add
a little something extra to my repertoire.
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A "hook," if you will.
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Mrs. MacCalla, 40s, moderately attractive,
condition improving.
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Did you just say I was moderately attractive?
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Excuse me, Mrs. MacCalla.
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Patient's complaint of hearing loss
was clearly just to get attention.
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Where'd you get the idea
for the stupid tape recorder?
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Dude, I love your new tape recorder.
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You two are idiots!
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Come on, Carla,
I wanted a hook and I only had one other idea.
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Mr. Hawkins, the results of your tests
are back, and you have...
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Liver disease! Liver disease!
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Sorry, that's all he can say.
Anyway, you don't have liver disease...
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you have inoperable lung cancer.
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Liver disease!
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If only, Chauncy.
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Bottom line, that tape recorder
won't fly away and break your heart.
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I'm sorry!
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I'm just a little edgy because
my husband woke me up again last night,
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and he knows once I'm up
I can't go back to sleep!
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Baby, I was quiet last night.
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Great. I'm awake.
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Sorry about that, sweetness.
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Um, since you're up,
I was wondering if maybe we could...
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Are you crazy?
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No, Turk. But...
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Gesundheit!
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I love my new tape recorder.
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Not only is it a time-saver,
I can record my every thought.
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I like toast.
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They aren't all winners.
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Still, as long as I have this thing,
I don't need to be in my head so much.
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Excuse me! Heh!
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Why did I say "excuse me"?
He bumped in to me!
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I have to stop doing that.
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Excuse me!
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Frick!
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Hey, I got you a blueberry muffin, but I know you
don't like blueberries, so I picked them all out.
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A lot of people think Molly's a little off,
but I totally get her.
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She's like the big sister I always wanted.
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She makes me feel better about myself.
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They're so not finger-toes.
I mean, these are finger-toes.
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Yours are cute like french fries.
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Really?
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Yeah!
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I can do calligraphy with mine.
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She looks after me.
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Sorry! Sorry!
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She makes me do things I don't normally do.
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She's the Peppermint Patty to my Marcy...
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you know, minus the thick glasses
and the strong lesbian vibe.
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Half of what rappers say doesn't make any sense.
Like that Snoop Dogg-Dr. Dre song?
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What does "still hittin' them corners
and those ho-hos girl" mean?
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Many disadvantaged African-Americans
have limited nutritional choices,
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therefore they must subsist on Ho-Ho snack cakes.
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It's a black thing, bro.
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Actually, Turk, it's "still hittin' them corners
and them'lo-los' girls. "
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Lo-los, not ho-hos.
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See, Turk, in the'hood,
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a lo-lo is a lowrider, or a car with an adjusted
suspension that allows it to bounce up and down.
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And Dre and Snoop enjoy driving around together
in their lowriders around the corners,
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or lizzle-rizzles.
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I'm representin' for them gangtas all across the world!
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Still hittin' them corners and them lo-los girls!
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Still taking my time to perfect the beat, and I still got love for the street!
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Turk! You just got schooled on rap by the two whitest chicks in America!
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None of you can prove it!
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I got it on tape.
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Scrubs �pisode 4x05:
Her story
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Transcript: http:/scrubs. mopnt. com/scripts/
Script & Timing: Siefaz Pour www. forom. com
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There's Dr. Kelso.
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Okay, you're chief resident now, so say hi.
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But don't stop, or you'll have to come up with something else to say,
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and you know you don't improvise well.
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Hi, Dr. Kelso!
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Dr. Reid.
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I see you've trimmed your nose hair!
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Frick on a stick!
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Molly's nervous because her boyfriend's in town.
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You know, Mike's kind of private, so when we go out to dinner, just pretend I never told you any of that personal stuff.
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Gotcha.
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Mike's got a curved peep.
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Whoa!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa... whoa, watch your step, there, little lady!
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Thanks, Janitor!
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He is so sweet! But why doesn't he just put up a sign that says "wet floor"?
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Wet floor.
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Sorry I'm late! I was recording some thoughts and I slipped and fell.
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Gimme this!
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Possible nicknames for Dr. Cox when we become best friends:
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The Coxinator. Cox of Seagulls.
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Here it comes. Another condescending rant about how we suck at our jobs.
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Since you two have become chief residents, I've noticed that your leadership skills are...
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how can I put this delicately?
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Crap!
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Oh, sir, I don't know about that. Some people say I'm
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That is so not nice!
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Well, then, why don't you go ahead and get that young resident back there to come up here?
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Easy. Lonnie?
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Not right now!
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Yessir?
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Slap yourself very hard in the face, then leave.
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Anyway, one of you two is going to speak at grand rounds today.
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And here comes the part where he throws me to the wolves to protect his little prot�g�.
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...meenie, miney... aha... moe. Barbie, you're up.
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Perfect.
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Our TV's working. Why are you reading?
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Oh, I'm researching some leadership techniques for my residents.
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Well, you're better off watching good ol' Papa Smurf, here!
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Yeah, he says leadership boils down to three things:
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Smurferation, Smurferation, Smurf.
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"Preparation, Inspiration, and Fear"?
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You know it.
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Ooh, are we playing pillow feet again?
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I'm not waking Carla tonight.
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Turk.
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I'm sorry, baby.
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So you're definitely up now, huh?
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Yes!
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That's it. From now on, you and I are going to bed at the same time.
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Okay, that's fine.
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But you know what, baby, since you're up, I was wondering...
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No, Turk! I can't believe that you...
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Oh, my God.
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How does she eat like that and stay so thin?
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If I didn't love her so much, I'd totally spread rumors that she's bulimic.
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So how's it going?
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I'm freaking out about grand rounds today because Dr. Cox hung me out to dry again.
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You'll be fine. Just do what I do: Fake it till you make it.
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Like when a guy is really bad in bed and you pretend that he is awesome
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so he doesn't go to a special store, buy one of those weird pumps,
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and then accidentally run into your dad?
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Kind of...
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See Dr. Kelso over there?
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I have to go over and justify my program for our psychotic homeless population?
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Am I scared to go over to his table of stuffy fat guys,
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'cause I know they're just gonna stare and my chest the whole time?
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Of course!
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But...
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I'm just gonna act confident, and they're gonna believe that I'm confident.
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Wow!
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'Scuse me.
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Yeah, those are my boobs.
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Have you had time to go over my proposal?
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Ah, yes, medical care for crazy homeless people. Sounds like a money-maker.
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You know it's a good idea!
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As I watched Molly shielding her boobs and working her magic,
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I realized she wasn't just my friend...
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she's the mentor I've always been looking for.
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Check out my man getting his leadership on!
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First he hits'em with a little preparation.
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Are there any more questions about evolving treatment therapies?
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Next, inspiration.
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Now, I just want you to know, you guys all have the potential to be amazing doctors.
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And finally, a dose of fear.
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M'kay, I'll see you guys.
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Okay, fear might need a little work, but otherwise Smurftastic!
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That's how I Smurf, baby.
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Mm, Smurfette. Blue boobies.
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Who wants some of this!
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Turk! It's bedtime.
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Baby, when you said we'd go to sleep at the same time,
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I thought you meant you'd stay up until I went to sleep.
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Turk. That's crazy talk!
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The guys are here and it's the ninth inning!
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Gentlemen, a moment for our fallen comrade.
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How, uh, how old is this patient?
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Seventy-nine.
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Uh-huh. And...
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how old would you say he was when you started this procedure?
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The more I thought about how awesome Molly is, the more I got sick of Dr. Cox's crap.
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Oh my God, I could fly to China, adopt a child,
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raise her and send her to medical school,
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and then train her to do this procedure in the time it's taking you to finish.
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Enough! He's never been there for you!
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Burn this bridge once and for all!
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Barbie, honest to God, if you...
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You know what, Dr. Cox?
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I have so had it with this whole macho alpha-male thing, and I have heard every tired,
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recycled put-down you have in you. So, from now on,
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save your stupid lessons for someone who gives a frick, because honestly,
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I don't even wanna see you or the stupid poodle perm of yours
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unless it's walking away from me.
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God, that felt great!
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Huh. Hopefully it won't have ramifications for anyone else.
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I'm feeling so good today!
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I still feel good,'cause nobody saw me fall!
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That sound you're hearing is my residents' respect.
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It feels good.
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GLORIA!
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You're supposed to start pre-rounds at 7 o'clock. It's now 7:03.
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I'm sorry I'm late, but I was singing and I fell.
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And I know I've used the falling excuse before, but it happened again!
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Look!
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I know the only thing you've ever been responsible for...
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was picking which Duran Duran cover band would play at your sorority formal,
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but you're supposed to be teaching these kids.
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So how's about you learn how to walk, ditch the tape recorder, and act like you got a pair!
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Ha-ha!
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Kill Lonnie.
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I felt great after telling Dr. Cox off. Why?
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Because I knew I had someone to support me, someone to look up to,
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someone pretty amazing.
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That outfit would look better on my floor.
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Mistake!
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Ohh! No! Not the Lasso of Truth!
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I once had a threesome... and not the cool kind!
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Hey! Uh, we gotta do the dinner another night.
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How come?
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Well, Mike got up early this morning and he wanted to read the paper,
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and I don't get it, so then he went to the neighbors', and they don't get it either, so...
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he broke into their garage and stole their car and wrapped it around a telephone pole.
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Oh my God, is he okay?
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I've been better.
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Oh, sorry. Mike, Elliot. Elliot, Mike.
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Ohh, that's great!
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I'll be right in.
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Elliot, I'm sorry...
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You don't have to say anything... I know all about how it is...
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when you think a guy is great and he ends up being a car thief.
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Well, you know, relationships are never perfect, and...
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and Mike's got a lot of potential.
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He's got the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.
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Oh my God, my mentor's a crazy person!
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Molly!
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Coming, babe!
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So, uh, rain-check on the dinner!
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Yeah!
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Watching Molly, I found myself asking the same questions I always do.
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Did I line up behind the wrong person?
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Am I too much of a wimp?
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Oh my God! What a catch!
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Will people around here ever respect me?
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Guys? Guys. Guys!
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Unfortunately I had closed the door on the creep who used to occasionally give me answers.
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I just had to hope that I hadn't closed it for good.
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Uh, Dr. Cox, do you have a sec?
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It's gonna be okay, sweetie.
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As I watched Molly gently stroke the hand of a convicted felon,
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I had to admit his eyes were stunning.
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Still, I couldn't help but think what the next few years would be like if she was my mentor.
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The police caught this guy robbing a liquor store.
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His tox-screen came back positive for methamphetamines and cocaine.
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Okay, what should I do?
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Oh my God, make out with him immediately! He's such a catch!
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Hi, I'm Dr. Reid.
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What's up?
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Dude, Dr. Cox went ballistic on me in front of all my residents,
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now I've lost my mojo. Check this out.
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Hey, J.D.
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See, there's no fear! Can you help a brother out?
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Dude, I've got my own problems! I've got a bedtime again!
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I haven't had a bedtime in like twelve years!
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You had a bedtime when you were seventeen?
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No! Not every night.
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On the weekends I didn't have to be in bed by 11, but I had to be in my room.
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Oh. That's way cooler.
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The point is Carla's setting some kind of record on being a major pain in the ass, and I can't help you.
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Carla's setting some kind of record on being a major pain the ass, and I can't help you.
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Okay, here's what you do...
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Okay, you can't bend that way anymore,
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'cause when you do, that last vertebrae above your butt sticks out
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and makes you look like a prehistoric camel.
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What are you thinking?
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Same ol', same ol'.
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Camel-butt?
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Yeah...
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Hey, Carla, can you warn everyone that Mike gets a little handsy when he's on the pain-killers?
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Dr. Vaji already told us.
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It was horrible.
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Um, Elliot, do you wanna grab some lunch?
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Oh, um, I'm sorry, I can't. I'm, uh, busy.
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Okay.
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I felt bad, but it was time to start pulling away.
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Dr. Cox?
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Hold on.
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Say, Bob, did you happen to order any of the pain in the ass?
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No.
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We didn't order any of the pain in the ass.
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You yelled at me in front of my residents!
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I didn't yell at ya.
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So how's about you learn to walk, ditch the tape recorder, and act like you got a pair!
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I'll let you two talk.
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Oh, and Perry, I would be remiss if I didn't tell you that earlier I wish I'd said,
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"I must have ordered the pain in the ass, seeing as you're sitting there. "
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Here I was thinking the same thing, Bob. Let's do this again.
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Tell you what, there, Gidget,
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if you promise to leave right now, I won't yell at you in front of your peons anymore.
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You ruined my credibility! Now look me in the eyes and tell me that's not messed up!
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Fair enough.
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Later on today when you are with your residents, I'll come up for something,
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you'll tell me you're too busy in a manly way, and I will contritely turn around
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and walk out of the room with my tail between my legs. Problem solved.
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Can you pull off contrite?
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Can you pull off manly way?
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Should have seen that coming.
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Oh, hey, Turk, would you pour me a cup of decaf, please? We gotta go to bed early tonight.
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I'll have some of that decaf, son!
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Sir, see, this is regular.
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Yeah, I gotta give Carla the strong stuff just to keep her awake so I can stay up a little later.
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Ahh, drugging your own wife. Been there.
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Careful, though.
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Starts out with coffee, next thing you know, you're rooting around the nightstand...
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for an adrenaline shot to counteract a Valium overdose.
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Your coffee, my love.
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Thank you, my husband.
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What a fun day.
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Hey, camel-butt!
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I heard you and Carla talking earlier.
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Frick on a stick with a brick! Just leave.
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Oh, whoa, now.
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What happened to... what happened to feisty Barbie, huh?
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You know, it took me a helluva lot to shake off that tongue-lashing you gave me yesterday.
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Yeah, well, yesterday I had a mentor, but she turned out to be insane.
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I mean, how am I supposed to take professional advice...
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from somebody who can't even hold together their personal life?
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Look, I know you and I have never really connected...
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maybe that's because you're relentlessly annoying,
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or maybe it's my fault because I can't tolerate relentlessly annoying people...
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I don't know. But answer me one question:
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Do you think I'm a good teacher?
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To some people.
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Fair enough. Why don't we go ahead and take a look at my personal life?
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I am in love with a woman that I hate, my two-year-old son calls me "Pewwy," and...
326
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this is something that I've never actually shared with anybody before, but...
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on Saturday nights, I like to throw on a nice dress,
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go out to dive bars, and insist that everybody call me Mrs. Haberdasher!
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No, you don't.
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Well, even if I did, it wouldn't really matter since that has nothing to do...
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with how good of a teacher I am. Stick with me here, Barbie.
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The point is that if you finally found somebody who makes you believe in yourself...
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as much as you did yesterday, well,
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I would think twice before I wrote that person off.
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Okay, everybody, gather around please?
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Newbie, I need to talk to you?
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I'm a little busy right now, Perry!
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Oh. My fault, I'll come back later.
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Oh, and another thing.
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From now on, I'd prefer it if you'd address me as "Dr. Dorian. "
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Are you really doing this?
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You bet your ass I am.
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And from now on, if you have a problem with me, you come see me in private,
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not in front of my boys!
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My boys got enough to worry about!
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Wrap it up, there, bingo.
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I simply will not tolerate it, Perry! And neither will my boys!
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The next minute you find yourself alone, I'm gonna kill ya.
349
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It was worth it.
350
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Lonnie, slap the face!
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All of you, slap your faces!
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Awesome.
353
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Mm? Wha? Wha? Oooh. It's morning already?
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No. But I could see how you'd think that, being that it's light out and we're in bed.
355
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Baby, since we got married, I've done every little thing you've asked me to do.
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But I will not have my woman tell me when I need to go to bed! Okay!
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Okay.
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Really, that quick?
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I love it when you're all "my woman this, my woman that. "
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That's what's up.
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Goodnight.
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We're keepin' the lights on?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah! Ohh!
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Hey, Molly?
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I was just wondering if I could get your advice on something.
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You know, if you're not too busy with Mike.
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Oh, actually we decided to take a little break.
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How long?
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Two-to-five years.
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I freaked you out a little bit with him, didn't I?
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I try not to judge.
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I know I should know better, I'm a shrink.
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But show me a guy who wants to get married and has a good job, and it's like snoozeville for me.
375
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But if you know a thirty-five-year-old who still lives at home with his mom...
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and he still thinks his band can make it, tell me where to meet him so I can buy him dinner!
377
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Listening to Molly made me realize a person doesn't have to be perfect to be exactly what you need.
378
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Yeah, I've dated some pretty immature guys, too.
379
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Hello, tiny ladies!
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I don't believe we've met! I'm the world's most giant doctor! Nice to...
381
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As I watched Elliot and Molly walk off, and thought about how Lonnie...
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was a much less stable giant doctor base than Turk,
383
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I realized how important it is to have someone close to you that you can count on.
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Lonnie! Damn you!
385
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Especially if that someone is a resident that can keep Dr. Cox from killing you.
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Not in front of my boys! This is Lonnie! He's one of my boys!
387
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Not sure what that means. See you later.
388
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Sometimes you have to keep people closer than you'd like.
389
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That was too easy.
390
00:20:23,470 --> 00:20:25,670
No way I'm doing that seven nights a week.
391
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In my case, it was best just to keep my distance.
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Can I have a word with you?
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Go.
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I wonder if we're going to a happy place?
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