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IN THESE DANGEROUS TIMES WHERE THE WORLD

IS RIPPING APART AT THE SEAMS

WE CAN LEARN FROM THOSE WHO STARE DEATH

IN THE FACE EVERY DAY BY REACHING OUT TO

EACH OTHER AND BONDING AS A COMMUNITY

RATHER THAN HIDING FROM THE TERRORS

OF LIFE DECEMBER 24

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9:00 PM 1991

I START TO SHOOT MY LATEST FILM TODAY

LET'S SEE IF I'VE GOT ANYTHING TO SAY

I DOUBT IT!

FIRST SHOT â " ROGER TUNING HIS FENDER GUITAR

HE HASN'T PLAYED IN A YEAR THIS WON'T TUNE.

SO WE HEAR HE'S JUST COMING BACK

FROM HALF A YEAR OF WITHDRAWAL

ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? NOT AT ALL

TELL THE FOLKS AT HOME WHAT YOU'RE DOING, ROGER

I'M WRITING ONE GREAT

SAVED!

WE SCREEN ZOOM IN ON THE ANSWERING MACHINE

SPEAK THAT WAS A VERY LOUD

BEEP I DON'T EVEN KNOW

IF THIS IS WORKING MARK MARK

ARE YOU THERE ARE YOU SCREENING

YOUR CALLS, IT'S MOM WE WANTED

SCREEN? WHO, ME?

TELL THE FOLKS AT HOME WHAT YOU'RE DOING ROGER

I'M WRITING ONE GREAT SONG

YESSS WE SCREEN

SPEAK "CHESTNUTS ROASTING"

COLLINS!

I'M DOWNSTAIRS HEY!

THROW DOWN THE KEY.

A WILD NIGHT IS NOW PRE-ORDAINED

I MAY BE DETAINED.

DETAINED?

COLLINS?

HELLO?

WHAT DOES HE MEAN?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN â " DETAINED?

HO HO HO.

BENNY!

CRAP!

DUDES, I'M ON MY WAY.

GREAT!

DAMN.

I NEED THE RENT.

WHAT RENT?

THIS PAST YEAR'S RENT, WHICH I LET SLIDE.

LET SLIDE?

YOU SAID WE WERE "GOLDEN."

WHEN YOU BOUGHT THE BUILDING.

WITH YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW'S MONEY.

REMEMBER -- YOU USED TO LIVE HERE.

HOW COULD I FORGET?

YOU, ME, COLLINS AND MAUREEN.

HOW IS THE DRAMA QUEEN?

SHE'S PERFORMING TONIGHT.

YOU KNOW THAT PROTEST?

AT THE LOT?

OH, I KNOW.

STILL HER PRODUCTION MANAGER?

TWO DAYS AGO I WAS BUMPED.

YOU STILL DATING HER? LAST MONTH I WAS DUMPED.

SHE'S IN LOVE SHE'S GOT A NEW MAN?

WELL, NO.

WHAT'S HIS NAME?

JOANNE.

RENT, MY AMIGOS, IS DUE.

OR I WILL HAVE TO EVICT YOU.

BE THERE IN A FEW.

BE THERE IN A FEW.

THE POWER BLOWS.

THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME

THEY'VE LOST THE POWER HOW DO YOU DOCUMENT

REAL LIFE WHEN REAL LIFE'S

GETTING MORE LIKE FICTION EACH DAY

HEADLINES BREAD-LINE BLOW MY MIND

AND NOW THIS DEADLINE EVICTION OR PAY

RENT HOW DO YOU DOCUMENT

REAL LIFE WHEN REAL LIFE'S GETTING MORE

LIKE FICTION EACH DAY HEADLINES BREAD-LINES

BLOW MY MIND AND NOW THIS DEADLINE

EVICTION OR PAY HOW DO YOU WRITE A SONG

WHEN THE CHORDS SOUND WRONG THOUGH THEY ONCE SOUNDED

RIGHT AND RARE WHEN THE NOTES ARE SOUR

WHERE IS THE POWER YOU ONCE HAD TO

IGNITE THE AIR WE'RE HUNGRY AND FROZEN

SOME LIFE THAT WE'VE CHOSEN HOW WE GONNA PAY

HOW WE GONNA PAY HOW WE GONNA PAY

LAST YEAR'S RENT

HOW DO YOU START A FIRE

WHEN THERE'S NOTHING TO BURN AND IT FEELS LIKE SOMETHING'S

STUCK IN YOUR FLUE HOW CAN YOU GENERATE HEAT

WHEN YOU CAN'T FEEL YOUR FEET AND THEY'RE TURNING BLUE

YOU LIGHT UP A MEAN BLAZE WITH POSTERS

AND SCREENPLAYS HOW WE GONNA PAY

HOW WE GONNA PAY HOW WE GONNA PAY

LAST YEAR'S RENT DON'T SCREEN, MAUREEN

IT'S ME JOANNE YOUR SUBSTITUTE

PRODUCTION MANAGER HEY HEY HEY DID YOU EAT

DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT MAUREEN

BUT DARLING YOU HAVEN'T EATEN ALL DAY

YOU WON'T THROW UP YOU WON'T THROW UP

THE DIGITAL DELAY DIDN'T BLOW UP, EXACTLY

THERE MAY HAVE BEEN ONE TEENY TINY SPARK

YOU'RE NOT CALLING MARK HOW DO YOU STAY ON YOUR FEET

WHEN ON EVERY STREET IT'S TRICK OR TREAT

AND TONIGHT IT'S TRICK WELCOME BACK TO TOWN

I SHOULD LIE DOWN EVERYTHING'S BROWN

AND UH-OH I FEEL SICK

WHERE IS HE?

HOW WE GONNA PAY HOW WE GONNA PAY

HOW WE GONNA PAY LAST YEAR'S RENT

HOW WE GONNA PAY LAST YEAR'S RENT

ALISON BABY YOU SOUND SAD

I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE TWO AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE

EVER SINCE OUR WEDDING I'M DIRT

THEY'LL SEE I CAN HELP THEM ALL OUT

IN THE LONG RUN UGH!

"THE MUSIC IGNITES THE NIGHT ARE GATHERING UGH --

WITH PASSIONATE FIRE" FORCES UGH --

MAUREEN, I'M NOT A THEATRE PERSON ARE GATHERING UGH --

THE NARRATION CAN'T UGH -- CRACKLES AND POPS TURN AWAY

UGH -- WITH INCENDIARY WIT" FORCES

UGH -- COULD NEVER BE A THEATRE

PERSON ARE GATHERING I CAN'T THINK.

ZOOM IN AS THEY BURN THE PAST FORCES UGH --

TO THE GROUND ARE GATHERING UGH --

AND FEEL THE HEAT HELLO?

UGH -- HELLO?

HELLO?

MAUREEN?

YOUR EQUIPMENT WON'T WORK?

OKAY, ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO!

HOW DO YOU LEAVE THE PAST BEHIND

WHEN IT KEEPS FINDING WAYS TO GET TO YOUR HEART

IT REACHES WAY DOWN DEEP AND TEARS YOU INSIDE OUT

'TIL YOU'RE TORN APART HOW CAN YOU CONNECT

IN AN AGE WHERE STRANGERS

LANDLORDS, LOVERS YOUR OWN BLOOD

CELLS BETRAY CONFIDENT, RIOTOUS

ANGRY, HOPEFUL WHAT BINDS THE

FABRIC TOGETHER WHEN THE RAGING

SHIFTING WINDS OF CHANGE KEEP RIPPING AWAY

DRAW A LINE IN THE SAND AND THEN MAKE A STAND

USE YOUR CAMERA TO SPAR USE YOUR GUITAR

WHEN THEY ACT TOUGH YOU CALL THEIR BLUFF

WE'RE NOT GONNA PAY WE'RE NOT GONNA PAY

WE'RE NOT GONNA PAY LAST YEAR'S RENT

THIS YEAR'S RENT NEXT YEAR'S RENT

RENT RENT RENT RENT RENT

WE'RE NOT GONNA PAY RENT CAUSE EVERYTHING IS RENT

WE'RE NOT GONNA PAY RENT CAUSE EVERYTHING IS RENT

CHRISTMAS BELLS

ARE RINGING CHRISTMAS BELLS

ARE RINGING CHRISTMAS BELLS

ARE RINGING SOMEWHERE ELSE!

NOT HERE

YOU OKAY HONEY?

I'M AFRAID SO THEY GET ANY MONEY?

NO HAD NONE TO GET

BUT THEY PURLOINED MY COAT WELL YOU MISSED A SLEEVE!

THANKS.

HELL, IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.

I'M ANGEL.

ANGEL DUMOTT SCHUNARD.

WELL, THAT'S WHO I'M GOING FOR THIS WEEK, AT LEAST.

FRIENDS CALL ME COLLINS. YOU MADE THAT TREE?

I HAVE MANY TALENTS.

LET'S GET A BAND-AID FOR YOUR KNEE.

I'LL CHANGE THEN A "LIFE SUPPORT" MEETING

AT 9:30 YES, THIS BODY PROVIDES

A COMFORTABLE HOME FOR THE ACQUIRED IMMUNE

DEFICIENCY SYNDROME AS DOES MINE

OH, WE'LL GET ALONG FINE GET YOU A COAT, HAVE A BITE

MAKE A NIGHT I'M FLUSH

MY FRIENDS ARE WAITING -- YOU'RE CUTE WHEN YOU BLUSH

THE MORE THE MERRY HO HO HO

AND I DO NOT TAKE NO I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'D LIKE TO

SEE HER PERFORMANCE PROTEST THING IN THE LOT TONIGHT?

MAYBE COME TO DINNER?

BUT THINK ABOUT IT.

WOULD BE GOOD FOR YOU TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE.

AND IT'S TIME TO TAKE YOUR AZT.

HIS GIRLFRIEND APRIL LEFT A NOTE SAYING "WE'VE GOT AIDS"

BEFORE SLITTING HER WRISTS IN THE BATHROOM.

I'LL CHECK UP ON YOU LATER.

CHANGE YOUR MIND.

I'M WRITING ONE GREAT SONG BEFORE I --

ONE SONG GLORY ONE SONG BEFORE I GO

GLORY ONE SONG TO LEAVE BEHIND

FIND ONE SONG ONE LAST REFRAIN

GLORY FROM THE PRETTY BOY

FRONT MAN WHO WASTED OPPORTUNITY

ONE SONG HE HAD THE WORLD

AT HIS FEET GLORY

IN THE EYES OF A YOUNG GIRL

A YOUNG GIRL FIND GLORY

BEYOND THE CHEAP COLORED LIGHTS

ONE SONG BEFORE THE SUN SETS

GLORY ON ANOTHER EMPTY LIFE

TIME FLIES TIME DIES GLORY

TIME FLIES TIME DIES GLORY

ONE BLAZE OF GLORY ONE BLAZE OF GLORY

GLORY FIND GLORY

GLORY FIND GLORY

IN A SONG THAT RINGS TRUE TRUTH LIKE A BLAZING FIRE

AN ETERNAL FLAME FIND ONE SONG

A SONG ABOUT LOVE GLORY

FROM THE SOUL OF A YOUNG MAN

A YOUNG MAN FIND THE ONE SONG

BEFORE THE VIRUS TAKES HOLD

GLORY LIKE A SUNSET

ONE SONG TO REDEEM THIS EMPTY LIFE

TIME FLIES AND THEN

NO NEED TO ENDURE ANYMORE TIME DIES

THE DOOR

DAMN IT, MARK.

WHAT'D YOU FORGET?

GOT A LIGHT?

I KNOW YOU YOU'RE --

YOU'RE SHIVERING IT'S NOTHING

THEY TURNED OFF MY HEAT AND I'M JUST A LITTLE

WEAK ON MY FEET WOULD YOU LIGHT MY CANDLE?

WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT? NOTHING

YOUR HAIR IN THE MOONLIGHT YOU LOOK FAMILIAR

CAN YOU MAKE IT?

JUST HAVEN'T EATEN MUCH TODAY AT LEAST THE ROOM STOPPED

SPINNING ANYWAY WHAT?

NOTHING.

YOUR SMILE REMINDED ME OF -- I ALWAYS REMIND PEOPLE OF --

WHO IS SHE?

SHE DIED.

HER NAME WAS APRIL.

IT'S OUT AGAIN SORRY ABOUT YOUR FRIEND

WOULD YOU LIGHT MY CANDLE? WELL --

YEAH.

OW!

OH.

THE WAX -- IT'S -- DRIPPING!

I LIKE IT -- BETWEEN MY -- FINGERS.

I FIGURED -- OH, WELL.

GOODNIGHT.

IT BLEW OUT AGAIN?

NO.

I THINK THAT I DROPPED MY STASH.

I KNOW I'VE SEEN YOU OUT AND ABOUT

WHEN I USED TO GO OUT YOUR CANDLE'S OUT

I'M ILLIN' I HAD IT WHEN I WALKED

IN THE DOOR IT WAS PURE

IS IT ON THE FLOOR?

THE FLOOR?

THEY SAY I HAVE THE BEST ASS BELOW 14TH STREET

IS IT TRUE? WHAT?

YOU'RE STARING AGAIN.

OH NO.

I MEAN YOU DO -- HAVE A NICE-- I MEAN -- YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.

LIKE YOUR DEAD GIRLFRIEND?

ONLY WHEN YOU SMILE.

BUT I'M SURE I'VE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE ELSE.

DO YOU GO TO THE CAT SCRATCH CLUB?

THAT'S WHERE I WORK I DANCE HELP ME LOOK

YES!

THEY USED TO TIE YOU UP IT'S A LIVING

I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU WITHOUT THE HANDCUFFS

WE COULD LIGHT THE CANDLE OH WON'T YOU LIGHT THE CANDLE

WE COULD LIGHT THE CANDLE OH WON'T YOU LIGHT THE CANDLE

WHY DON'T YOU FORGET THAT STUFF

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE 16 I'M 19

BUT I'M OLD FOR MY AGE I'M JUST BORN TO BE BAD

I ONCE WAS BORN TO BE BAD I USED TO SHIVER LIKE THAT

I HAVE NO HEAT I TOLD YOU

I USED TO SWEAT I GOT A COLD

UH-UH I USED TO BE A JUNKIE

BUT NOW AND THEN I LIKE TO UH-HUH

FEEL GOOD HERE IT..

UM...

WHAT'S THAT?

A CANDY BAR WRAPPER.

WE COULD LIGHT THE CANDLE WHAT'D YOU DO TO MY CANDLE?

WE COULD LIGHT THE CANDLE WHAT'D YOU DO TO MY CANDLE?

THAT WAS MY LAST MATCH OUR EYES'LL ADJUST

THANK GOD FOR THE MOON MAYBE IT'S NOT

THE MOON AT ALL I HEAR SPIKE LEE'S

SHOOTING DOWN THE STREET BAH HUMBUG

BAH HUMBUG COLD HANDS

YOURS TOO BIG LIKE MY FATHER'S.

YOU WANNA DANCE? WITH YOU?

NO.

WITH MY FATHER I'M ROGER

THEY CALL ME THEY CALL ME MIMI

THEY CALL ME THEY CALL ME MIMI

LAST NIGHT ONE OF OUR CAST MEMBERS SUSTAINED AN INJURY.

BRENDAN HUNT, OUR ROGER, HAS BROKEN HIS FOOT AND WILL BE

UNABLE TO PERFORM TONIGHT. BUT BRENT HAS ALWAYS BEEN

ABOUT COMMUNITY, RESILIENCY AND BOUNCING BACK.

SO THE SHOW MUST GO ON.

MOST OF WHAT YOU'LL SEE TONIGHT WILL COME FROM LAST

NIGHT'S PERFORMANCE, BUT WE HAVE ALL RALLIED TOGETHER TO REWORK

THE FINAL ACT SO THAT ALL OF US INCLUDING BRENNAN AND THE

ORIGINAL BROADWAY CAST OF "RENT" CAN PERFORM IT FOR YOU LIVE.

IN THE WORDS OF JONATHAN LARSON --

NO DAY BUT TODAY!

LOOK WHO I FOUND!

ENTER TOM COLLINS: COMPUTER GENIUS, ADJUNCT PROFESSOR, AND

THE UNDISPUTED COOLEST MAN TO EVER LIVE IN OUR APARTMENT.

BUSTELO MARLBORO

BANANA BY THE BUNCH A BOX OF CAPTAIN CRUNCH

WILL TASTE SO GOOD AND FIREWOOD

LOOK IT'S SANTA CLAUS HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE

OH HI OH HI AFTER SEVEN MONTHS?

SORRY THIS BOY COULD

USE SOME STOLI OH HOLY NIGHT

YOU STRUCK GOLD AT MIT? THEY EXPELLED ME

FOR MY THEORY OF ACTUAL REALITY

WHICH I'LL SOON IMPART TO THE COUCH POTATOES

AT NEW YORK UNIVERSITY STILL HAVEN'T

LEFT THE HOUSE? I WAS WAITING FOR YOU

DON'T YOU KNOW WELL, TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

COME TO THE LIFE CAFE AFTER MAUREEN'S SHOW

NO FLOW GENTLEMEN, OUR BENEFACTOR

ON THIS CHRISTMAS EVE WHOSE CHARITY IS ONLY

MATCHED BY TALENT I BELIEVE

A NEW MEMBER OF THE ALPHABET CITY

AVANT GARDE ANGEL DUMOTT SCHUNARD

AVANT GARDE ANGEL DUMOTT SCHUNARD

TODAY FOR YOU TOMORROW FOR ME

TODAY FOR YOU TOMORROW FOR ME

AND YOU SHOULD HEAR HER BEAT!

YOU EARNED THAT ON THE STREET?

IT WAS MY LUCKY DAY TODAY ON AVENUE A

WHEN A LADY IN A LIMOUSINE DROVE MY WAY

SHE SAID, "DAHLING BE A DEAR

HAVEN'T SLEPT IN A YEAR I NEED YOUR HELP

TO MAKE MY NEIGHBOR'S YAPPY DOG DISAPPEAR

THIS AKITA EVITA JUST WON'T SHUT UP

I BELIEVE IF YOU PLAY NON-STOP

THAT PUP WILL BREATHE ITS VERY LAST

HIGH STRUNG BREATH I'M CERTAIN THAT CUR

WILL BARK ITSELF TO DEATH" TODAY FOR YOU

TOMORROW FOR ME TODAY FOR YOU

TOMORROW FOR ME WE AGREED ON A FEE

A THOUSAND DOLLAR GUARANTEE TAX-FREE AND BONUS

IF I TRIM HER TREE NOW WHO COULD FORETELL

THAT IT WOULD GO SO WELL BUT SURE AS I AM HERE

THAT DOG IS NOW IN DOGGY HELL

AFTER AN HOUR, EVITA IN ALL HER GLORY

ON THE WINDOW LEDGE OF THAT 23RD STORY

LIKE THELMA AND LOUISE DID WHEN THEY GOT THE BLUES

SWAN DOVE INTO THE COURTYARD OF THE GRACIE MEWS

TODAY FOR YOU TOMORROW FOR ME

TODAY FOR YOU TOMORROW FOR ME

THEN BACK ON THE STREET WHERE I MET MY SWEET

AS HE WAS MOANING AND GROANING

ON THE COLD CONCRETE THE NURSE TOOK HIM HOME

FOR SOME MERCUROCHROME AND I DRESSED HIS WOUNDS

AND GOT HIM BACK ON HIS FEET

SINGING TODAY FOR YOU

TOMORROW FOR ME TODAY FOR YOU

TOMORROW FOR ME I SAID TODAY FOR YOU TOMORROW

FOR ME TODAY FOR YOU

TOMORROW FOR ME OH OH OH

FOR ME

JOY TO THE WORLD.

BENNY STILL HAS A KEY?

BENNY OWNS THE BUILDING.

HEY YOU BUM!

YEAH, YOU!

MOVE OVER!

GET YOUR ASS OFF THAT RANGE ROVER!

THAT ATTITUDE TOWARD THE HOMELESS IS EXACTLY WHAT MAUREEN

IS PROTESTING TONIGHT.

MAUREEN IS PROTESTING LOSING HER PERFORMANCE SPACE.

NOT MY ATTITUDE.

SHE'S NOT WORRIED ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN THAT EMPTY

LOT.

SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT LOSING A HOME FOR HER ANGRY LITTLE

PROTEST SKITS.

WHAT'S HAPPENED TO BENNY?

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS HEART?

AND THE IDEALS HE ONCE PURSUED?

ANY OWNER OF THAT LOT NEXT DOOR HAS THE RIGHT TO DO WITH IT

AS HE PLEASES.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESUS!

THE RENT -- YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME.

WE'RE BROKE.

AND YOU BROKE YOUR WORD.

THIS IS ABSURD.

THERE IS ONE WAY YOU WON'T HAVE TO PAY.

I KNEW IT!

NEXT DOOR THE HOME OF CYBERARTS YOU SEE.

AND NOW THAT THE BLOCK IS RE-ZONED, OUR DREAM CAN BECOME A

REALITY YOU'LL SEE BOYS YOU'LL A STATE OF THE ART DIGITAL

VIRTUAL INTERACTIVE STUDIO I'LL FOREGO YOUR RENT AND ON PAPER

GUARANTEE THAT YOU CAN STAY HERE FOR FREE IF YOU DO ME ONE SMALL

FAVOR.

WHAT?

CONVINCE MAUREEN TO CANCEL HER PROTEST.

WHY NOT JUST GET AN INJUNCTION OR CALL THE COPS?

I DID AND THEY'RE ON STANDBY.

BUT MY INVESTORS WOULD RATHER I HANDLE THIS QUIETLY YOU CAN'T

QUIETLY WIPE OUT AN ENTIRE TENT CITY, THEN WATCH 'IT'S A

WONDERFUL LIFE' ON TV!

YOU WANT TO PRODUCE FILMS AND WRITE SONGS?

YOU NEED SOMEWHERE TO PERFECT IT.

IT'S WHAT WE USED TO DREAM ABOUT, THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU

REJECT IT.

YOU'LL SEE BOYS YOU'LL SEE BOYS YOU'LL SEE THE BEAUTY OF A

STUDIO THAT LETS US DO OUR WORK AND GET PAID WITH CONDOS ON THE

TOP WHOSE RENT KEEPS OPEN OUR SHOP JUST STOP HER PROTEST AND

YOU'LL HAVE IT MADE YOU'LL SEE OR YOU'LL PACK.

THAT BOY COULD USE SOME PROZAC.

OR HEAVY DRUGS.

OR GROUP HUGS.

WHICH REMINDS ME -â " WE HAVE A DETOUR TO MAKE TONIGHT.

ANYONE WHO WANTS TO CAN COME ALONG.

LIFE SUPPORT IS A GROUP FOR PEOPLE COPING WITH LIFE.

WE DON'T HAVE TO STAY TOO LONG.

FIRST I'VE GOT THAT PROTEST TO SAVE.

ROGER?

I'M NOT MUCH COMPANY YOU'LL FIND

BEHAVE HE'LL CATCH UP LATER

HE'S JUST GOT OTHER THINGS ON HIS MIND

YOU'LL SEE BOYS WE'LL SEE BOYS

LET IT BE BOYS!

I LIKE BOYS BOYS LIKE ME

WE'LL SEE

YOU'VE REACHED MAUREEN AND

JOANNE.

BE AT MY SHOW TONIGHT AT THE 11TH STREET LOT.

WELL, JOANNE, WE'RE OFF I TRIED YOU AT THE OFFICE

AND THEY SAID YOU'RE STAGE MANAGING

OR SOMETHING THE HEARINGS OH YES KITTEN

MUMMY'S CONFIRMATION HEARING BEGINS ON THE TENTH

WE'LL NEED YOU ALONE BY THE SIXTH

HAROLD!

FOR MUMMY'S SAKE, KITTEN NO DOC MARTENS THIS TIME

AND WEAR A DRESS OH AND KITTEN HAVE A MERRY

AND A BRA!!!

TONIGHT'S BIG SHOW IS IN MORTAL DANGER DUE TO TECHNICAL

DIFFICULTIES.

CAN MAUREEN'S PATHETIC EX SAVE THE DAY?

MARK?

YEAH.

AND YOU MUST BE JOANNE.

I TOLD HER NOT TO CALL YOU

THAT'S MAUREEN BUT CAN I HELP SINCE I'M HERE

I HIRED AN ENGINEER GREAT

SO, NICE TO HAVE MET YOU WAIT

SHE'S THREE HOURS LATE THE SAMPLES WON'T DELAY

BUT THE CABLE THERE'S ANOTHER WAY

SAY SOMETHING ANYTHING

TEST ONE TWO THREE ANYTHING BUT THAT

THIS IS WEIRD IT'S WEIRD

VERY WEIRD SUPER WEIRD

I'M SO MAD THAT I DON'T KNOW

WHAT TO DO FIGHTING WITH MICROPHONES

FREEZING DOWN TO MY BONES AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF

I'M WITH YOU FEEL LIKE GOING INSANE?

GOT A FIRE IN YOUR BRAIN? AND YOU'RE THINKING

OF DRINKING GASOLINE?

AS A MATTER OF FACT HONEY, I KNOW THIS ACT

IT'S CALLED THE TANGO MAUREEN

THE TANGO MAUREEN IT'S A DARK, DIZZY

MERRY-GO-ROUND AS SHE KEEPS YOU DANGLING

YOU'RE WRONG YOUR HEART SHE IS MANGLING

IT'S DIFFERENT WITH ME AND YOU TOSS AND YOU TURN

'CAUSE HER COLD EYES CAN BURN YET YOU YEARN

AND YOU CHURN AND REBOUND I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN

THE TANGO MAUREEN HAS SHE EVER

POUTED HER LIPS AND CALLED YOU 'POOKIE'

NEVER HAVE YOU EVER

DOUBTED A KISS OR TWO?

THIS IS SPOOKY DID YOU SWOON

WHEN SHE WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR?

EVERY TIME SO BE CAUTIOUS

DID SHE MOON OVER OTHER BOYS?

MORE THAN MOON I'M GETTING NAUSEOUS

WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO TANGO?

WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO TANGO?

WITH THE SPANISH AMBASSADOR'S DAUGHTER IN HER DORM ROOM AT

MISS PORTER'S.

AND YOU?

WITH NANETTE HIMMELFARB, THE RABBI'S DAUGHTER, AT THE

SCARSDALE JEWISH COMMUNITY CENTER.

IT'S HARD TO DO THIS BACKWARDS.

YOU SHOULD TRY IT IN HEELS!

SHE CHEATED SHE CHEATED

MAUREEN CHEATED YUP SHE CHEATED

I'M DEFEATED I SHOULD GIVE UP RIGHT NOW

GOTTA LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT

I'D FALL FOR HER STILL ANYHOW

WHEN YOU'RE DANCING HER DANCE YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE

HER GRIP OF ROMANCE MAKES YOU FALL

SO YOU THINK, 'MIGHT AS WELL' DANCE A TANGO TO HELL

AT LEAST I'LL HAVE TANGOED AT ALL

THE TANGO MAUREEN GOTTA DANCE 'TIL

YOUR DIVA IS THROUGH YOU PRETEND TO BELIEVE HER

CAUSE IN THE END YOU CAN'T LEAVE HER

BUT THE END IT WILL COME STILL YOU HAVE TO PLAY DUMB

'TIL YOU'RE GLUM AND YOU BUM AND TURN BLUE

WHY DO WE LOVE WHEN SHE'S MEAN?

AND SHE CAN BE SO OBSCENE TRY THE MIKE

MY MAUREEN PATCHED.

THANKS.

YOU KNOW, I FEEL GREAT NOW!

I FEEL LOUSY.

HI, HONEY, WE'RE --

"POOKIE?" YOU'VE NEVER CALLED ME "POOKIE."

TOLD YA SO.

FORGET IT.

WE'RE PATCHED.

THE TANGO: MAUREEN! > BY THE END OF 1991, NEARLY

TEN MILLION PEOPLE WORLDWIDE, INCLUDING ONE MILLION AMERICANS

HAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH HIV. THERE ARE 206,563 REPORTED CASES

OF AIDS.

WHILE THE ANTIRETROVIRAL MEDICATION KNOWN AS AZT SHOWS

PROMISE AS A TREATMENT, PROMISE AS A TREATMENT, ITS

EFFECTIVENESS REMAINS UNCERTAIN.

156,143 PEOPLE HAVE DIED FROM THE DISEASE.

MORE THAN 31,000 PEOPLE HAVE DIED IN NEW YORK CITY ALONE.

PAM.

GORDON.

ALI.

STEVE.

SUE.

I'M ANGEL.

TOM.

COLLINS.

I'M CY.

LET'S BEGIN.

THERE'S ONLY US.

THERE'S ONLY THIS.

SORRY EXCUSE ME.

OOPS.

AND YOU ARE?

OH I'M NOT -- I'M JUST HERE TO -- I DON'T HAVE --

I'M HERE WITH -- MARK, I'M MARK.

WELL, THIS IS QUITE AN OPERATION SIT DOWN, MARK.

WE'LL CONTINUE THE AFFIRMATION.

FORGET REGRET, OR LIFE IS YOURS TO MISS.

EXCUSE ME, FOLKS I'M HAVING A PROBLEM WITH THIS CREDO.

MY T CELLS ARE LOW.

I REGRET THAT NEWS, OKAY?

ALL RIGHT.

BUT GORDON, HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

OKAY.

IS THAT ALL?

BEST I'VE FELT ALL YEAR.

THEN WHY CHOOSE FEAR? I'M A NEW YORKER!

FEAR'S MY LIFE!

LOOK I FIND SOME OF WHAT YOU TEACH SUSPECT BECAUSE I'M USED

TO RELYING ON INTELLECT BUT I TRY TO OPEN UP TO WHAT I DON'T

KNOW.

BECAUSE REASON SAYS I SHOULD HAVE DIED SIX MONTHS AGO.

NO OTHER ROAD, NO OTHER WAY, NO DAY BUT TODAY.

WHAT'S THE TIME WELL IT'S GOTTA BE

WHAT'S THE TIME WELL IT'S GOTTA BE

CLOSE TO MIDNIGHT MY BODY'S TALKING TO ME

IT SAYS TIME FOR DANGER IT SAYS I WANNA

COMMIT A CRIME WANNA BE THE CAUSE

OF A FIGHT WANNA PUT ON A TIGHT SKIRT

AND FLIRT WITH A STRANGER I'VE HAD A KNACK

FROM WAY BACK AT BREAKING THE RULES

ONCE I LEARN THE GAMES GET UP LIFE'S TOO QUICK

I KNOW SOMEPLACE SICK WHERE THIS CHICK'LL

DANCE IN THE FLAMES WE DON'T NEED ANY MONEY

I ALWAYS GET IN FOR FREE YOU CAN GET IN TOO

IF YOU GET IN WITH ME LET'S GO OUT TONIGHT

I HAVE TO GO OUT TONIGHT YOU WANNA PLAY

LET'S RUN AWAY WE WON'T BE BACK

BEFORE IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY WHEN I GET A WINK

BEFORE IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY WHEN I GET A WINK

FROM THE DOORMAN DO YOU KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU'LL BE

THAT YOU'RE ON LINE WITH THE FELINE

OF AVENUE B LET'S GO OUT TONIGHT

I HAVE TO GO OUT TONIGHT YOU WANNA PROWL BE MY NIGHT OWL

WELL TAKE MY HAND WE'RE GONNA HOWL

OUT TONIGHT IN THE EVENING

I'VE GOT TO ROAM CAN'T SLEEP IN THE CITY

OF NEON AND CHROME FEELS TOO DAMN

MUCH LIKE HOME WHEN THE BABIES CRY

SO LET'S FIND A BAR SO DARK WE FORGET

WHO WE ARE WHERE ALL THE SCARS

OF THE NEVERS AND MAYBES DIE

LET'S GO OUT TONIGHT HAVE TO GO OUT TONIGHT

YOU'RE SWEET WANNA HIT THE STREET

WANNA WAIL AT THE MOON LIKE A CAT IN HEAT

JUST TAKE ME OUT TONIGHT PLEASE TAKE ME OUT TONIGHT

DON'T FORSAKE ME OUT TONIGHT

I'LL LET YOU MAKE ME OUT TONIGHT

TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

BARGING IN ON ME AND MY GUITAR

LITTLE GIRL HEY THE DOOR IS THAT WAY

YOU BETTER GO YOU KNOW THE FIRE'S OUT ANYWAY

TAKE YOUR POWDER TAKE YOUR CANDLE

YOUR SWEET WHISPER I JUST CAN'T HANDLE

WELL TAKE YOUR HAIR IN THE MOONLIGHT

YOUR BROWN EYES GOODBYE, GOODNIGHT

I SHOULD TELL YOU I SHOULD TELL YOU

I SHOULD TELL YOU I SHOULD NO

ANOTHER TIME ANOTHER PLACE OUR TEMPERATURE

WOULD CLIMB THERE'D BE A

LONG EMBRACE WE'D DO ANOTHER DANCE

IT'D BE ANOTHER PLAY LOOKING FOR ROMANCE

COME BACK ANOTHER DAY THE HEART MAY FREEZE

OR IT CAN BURN THE PAIN WILL

EASE IF I CAN LEARN THERE IS NO FUTURE

THERE IS NO PAST I LIVE THIS MOMENT

AS MY LAST THERE'S ONLY US

THERE'S ONLY THIS FORGET REGRET OR LIFE

IS YOURS TO MISS NO OTHER ROAD

NO OTHER WAY NO DAY BUT TODAY

EXCUSE ME IF I'M OFF TRACK BUT IF YOU'RE SO WISE

THEN TELL ME WHY DO YOU NEED SMACK

TAKE YOUR NEEDLE TAKE YOUR FANCY PRAYER

AND DON'T FORGET GET THE MOONLIGHT

OUT OF YOUR HAIR LONG AGO YOU MIGHT'VE

LIT UP MY HEART BUT THE FIRE'S DEAD

AIN'T NEVER EVER GONNA START ANOTHER TIME

THE WORDS WOULD ONLY RHYME WE'D BE IN OUTER SPACE

IT'D BE ANOTHER SONG WE'D SING ANOTHER WAY

YOU WANNA PROVE ME WRONG COME BACK ANOTHER DAY

ANOTHER DAY THERE'S ONLY YES

ONLY TONIGHT WE MUST LET GO

TO KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT NO OTHER COURSE

NO OTHER WAY NO DAY BUT TODAY

I CAN'T CONTROL CONTROL YOUR TEMPER

MY DESTINY SHE DOESN'T SEE

I TRUST MY SOUL WHO SAY'S THAT

THERE 'S A SOUL MY ONLY GOAL IS

JUST TO BE JUST LET ME BE

THERE'S ONLY NOW WHO DO YOU THINK

THERE'S ONLY HERE GIVE IN TO LOVE

BARGING IN ON ME OR LIVE IN FEAR

AND MY GUITAR NO OTHER PATH

LITTLE GIRL HEY NO OTHER WAY

THE DOOR IS THAT WAY NO DAY BUT TODAY

THE FIRE'S OUT ANYWAY NO DAY BUT TODAY

TAKE THE POWDER TAKE THE CANDLE

NO DAY BUT TODAY TAKE YOUR BROWN EYES

YOUR PRETTY SMILE YOUR SILHOUETTE

NO DAY BUT TODAY ANOTHER TIME

ANOTHER PLACE ANOTHER RHYME

A WARM EMBRACE NO DAY BUT TODAY

ANOTHER DANCE ANOTHER WAY

ANOTHER CHANCE ANOTHER DAY

NO DAY BUT TODAY I'M WRITING ONE GREAT SONG

NO DAY BUT TODAY I'M WRITING ONE GREAT SONG

BEFORE I -- WILL I LOSE MY DIGNITY

BEFORE I -- WILL I LOSE MY DIGNITY

WILL SOMEONE CARE WILL I WAKE TOMORROW

FROM THIS NIGHTMARE WILL I LOSE MY DIGNITY

WILL SOMEONE CARE WILL I WAKE TOMORROW

FROM THIS NIGHTMARE WILL I LOSE MY DIGNITY

WILL SOMEONE CARE WILL I WAKE TOMORROW

FROM THIS NIGHTMARE WILL I LOSE MY DIGNITY

WILL SOMEONE CARE WILL I WAKE TOMORROW

FROM THIS NIGHTMARE WILL I WAKE FROM THIS

NIGHTMARE?

CHRISTMAS BELLS ARE RINGING CHRISTMAS BELLS ARE RINGING

CHRISTMAS BELLS ARE RINGING OUT OF TOWN SANTA FE

EVENING, OFFICERS! SMILE FOR TED KOPPEL, OFFICER

MARTIN! AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOUR

FAMILY G'NIGHT.

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

I DON'T NEED ANY DAMN HELP FROM SOME BLEEDING HEART

CAMERAMAN MY LIFE'S NOT FOR YOU TO

MAKE A NAME FOR YOURSELF ON!

EASY SUGAR, EASY HE WAS JUST TRYING TO --

JUST TRYING TO USE ME TO KILL HIS GUILT

IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF MOVIE, HONEY LET'S GO THIS BLOCK HAS

GOTTEN WAY TOO FULL OF ARTISTS HEY

ARTIST -- YOU GOTTA DOLLAR?

I THOUGHT NOT.

NEW YORK CITY UH HUH CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE SING IT

GIRL TIMES AIN'T PRETTY BUT I'M

SURE THEY CAN'T GET ANY WORSE I HEAR

YOU. IT'S A COMFORT TO KNOW WHEN

YOU'RE SINGING THE HIT THE ROAD BLUES THAT

ANYWHERE ELSE YOU COULD POSSIBLY GO

AFTER NEW YORK'D BE A PLEASURE CRUISE

NOW YOU'RE TALKING. WELL, I'M THWARTED BY A

METAPHYSIC PUZZLE AND I'M SICK OF GRADING PAPERS THAT I

KNOW AND I'M SHOUTING IN MY SLEEP I NEED A MUZZLE

ALL THIS MISERY PAYS NO SALARY, SO LET'S OPEN UP A

RESTAURANT IN SANTA FE SUNNY SANTA FE WOULD BE NICE WE'LL

OPEN UP A RESTAURANT IN SANTA FE AND LEAVE THIS

TO THE ROACHES AND MICE OH -- OH --

TO THE ROACHES AND MICE OH -- OH --

YOU TEACH? I TEACH -- COMPUTER AGE

PHILOSOPHY. BUT MY STUDENTS WOULD RATHER

WATCH TV. AMERICA.

AMERICA! YOU'RE A SENSITIVE AESTHETE

BRUSH THE SAUCE ONTO THE MEAT YOU COULD MAKE THE MENU

SPARKLE WITH RHYME YOU COULD DRUM A GENTLE DRUM I

COULD SEAT GUESTS AS THEY COME CHATTING NOT

ABOUT HEIDEGGER BUT WINE!

LET'S OPEN UP A RESTAURANT IN SANTA FE SANTA FE

OUR LABORS WOULD REAP FINANCIAL GAINS

GAINS, GAINS, GAINS WE'LL OPEN UP A RESTAURANT

IN SANTA FE SANTA FE AND SAVE FROM DEVASTATION OUR

BRAINS SAVE OUR BRAINS WE'LL PACK UP

ALL OUR JUNK AND FLY SO FAR AWAY DEVOTE

OURSELVES TO PROJECTS THAT SELL WE'LL OPEN

UP A RESTAURANT IN SANTA FE

FORGET THIS COLD BOHEMIAN HELL

OH OH OH OH DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO SANTA

OH OH OH OH DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO SANTA

OH OH OH OH DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO SANTA

FE? YOU KNOW, TUMBLEWEEDS PRAIRIE

DOGS YEAH

DOGS YEAH

SO, I'M GOING TO LEAVE YOU TWO

ALONE.

SEE YOU AT MAUREEN'S SHOW. TRY AND CONVINCE ROGER TO

COME! HAVE FUN, YOU TWO.

SO HOW DO YOU LIKE THE OUTFIT?

BE HONEST.

IT'S A GREAT LOOK FOR YOU. OF COURSE, I LIKED THE OTHER

LOOK TOO. I THINK THIS IS THE ONE,

COLLINS. I FINALLY FEEL LIKE ME.

WELL, THEN, I LOVE IT.

OH, YOU LOVE IT? YOU CAN FALL IN LOVE WITH -- AN

OUTFIT SO FAST? I DO BELIEVE I CAN, MS. ANGEL

DUMOTT SHUNARD. SO... ARE WE A THING?

DARLING, WE'RE EVERYTHING.

LIVE IN MY HOUSE I'LL BE YOUR SHELTER

JUST PAY ME BACK WITH ONE THOUSAND KISSES

BE MY LOVER AND I'LL COVER YOU

OPEN YOUR DOOR I'LL BE YOUR TENANT

DON'T GOT MUCH BAGGAGE TO LAY AT YOUR FEET

BUT SWEET KISSES I'VE GOT TO SPARE

I'LL BE THERE AND I'LL COVER YOU

I THINK THEY MEANT IT WHEN THEY SAID YOU CAN'T BUY LOVE

NOW I KNOW YOU CAN RENT IT A NEW LEASE YOU ARE, MY LOVE ON

LIFE BE MY LIFE

LIFE BE MY LIFE

JUST SLIP ME ON I'LL BE YOUR BLANKET

WHEREVER, WHATEVER I'LL BE YOUR COAT

YOU'LL BE MY KING AND I'LL BE YOUR CASTLE NO, YOU'LL BE MY

QUEEN AND I'LL BE YOUR MOAT I THINK THEY MEANT IT WHEN THEY

SAID YOU CAN'T BUY LOVE NOW I KNOW YOU CAN RENT IT A NEW

LEASE YOU ARE, MY LOVE ON LIFE BE MY LIFE I'VE LONGED TO

DISCOVER SOMETHING AS TRUE AS THIS IS SO WITH A THOUSAND

SWEET KISSES IF YOU'RE COLD AND YOU'RE

LONELY I'LL COVER YOU WITH A THOUSAND

SWEET KISSES YOU'VE GOT ONE NICKEL ONLY I'LL COVER YOU

WITH A THOUSAND SWEET KISSES WHEN YOU'RE WORN OUT AND TIRED

I'LL COVER YOU WITH A THOUSAND SWEET KISSES

I'LL COVER YOU WHEN YOUR HEART HAS EXPIRED OH LOVER, I'LL

COVER YOU YEAH-AH-AH-AH-AH OH LOVER, I'LL COVER YOU

STEVE?

JOANNE THE MURGET CASE?

A DISMISSAL!

GOOD WORK COUNSELOR

WE'RE OKAY HONEYBEAR - WAIT!

I'M ON THE OTHER PHONE YES, I HAVE THE COWBELL

WE'RE OKAY SO TELL THEM WE'LL SUE

BUT A SETTLEMENT WILL DO SEXUAL HARASSMENT AND

CIVIL RIGHTS TOO STEVE, YOU'RE GREAT

NO, YOU CUT THE PAPER PLATE

DIDJA CHEAT ON MARK A LOT WOULD YOU SAY?

WE'RE OKAY HONEY, HOLD ON

STEVE HOLD ON

HELLO?

DAD YES

I BEEPED YOU MAUREEN IS COMING TO

MOTHER'S HEARING WE'RE OKAY

HONEYBEAR WHAT?

NEWT'S LESBIAN SISTER I'LL TELL THEM

YOU HEARD? THEY HEARD

WE'RE OKAY AND TO YOU, DAD

OH, JILL IS THERE?

WAIT STEVE, GOTTA

JILL WITH THE SHORT BLACK HAIR?

THE CALVIN KLEIN MODEL? STEVE GOTTA GO!

THE MODEL, WHO LIVES IN PENTHOUSE A?

WE'RE WE'RE OKAY

I'M ON MY WAY CHRISTMAS BELLS ARE

RINGING CHRISTMAS BELLS ARE

SINGING HOW TIME FLIES

WHEN COMPASSION DIES NO SLEIGHBELLS

NO CANDY CANES NO YULE LOG

NO TINSEL NO HOLLY

NO HEARTH NO

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING â CAUSE SANTA CLAUS AIN'T

COMING NO ROOM AT THE

HOLIDAY INN OH NO

AND IT'S BEGINNING TO SNOW

HOW ABOUT A FUR IN PERFECT SHAPE M

OWNED BY AN MBA FROM UPTOWN

I GOT A TWEED BROKEN IN BY A GREEDY

BROKER WHO WENT BROKE AND THEN BROKE DOWN

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS

HUSH YOUR MOUTH IT'S CHRISTMAS

I DO NOT DESERVE YOU ANGEL

GIVE GIVE

WAIT ALL YOU DO

WHAT'S ON THE FLOOR? IS GIVE

GIVE LET'S SEE SOME MORE

ME SOME WAY TO SHOW NO

NO NO

NO HOW YOU'VE TOUCHED

ME SO KISS ME

IT'S BEGINNING TO SNOW SHE SAID, â WOULD YOU LIGHT

MY CANDLEâ AND SHE PUT ON A POUT

AND SHE WANTED YOU TO TAKE HER OUT TONIGHT?

RIGHT SHE GOT YOU OUT!

SHE WAS MORE THAN OKAY BUT I PUSHED HER AWAY

IT WAS BAD I GOT MAD

AND I HAD TO GET HER OUT OF

MY SIGHT WAIT

THERE THAT'S HER

MAUREEN? MIMI!

WHOA! I SHOULD GO

HEY, IT'S BEGINNING TO FOLLOW THE MAN

FOLLOW THE MAN WITH HIS POCKETS

FULL OF THE JAM FOLLOW THE MAN

GOT ANY D, MAN? FOLLOW THE MAN

FOLLOW THE MAN GOT ANY C, MAN?

FOLLOW THE MAN GOT ANY X

ANY SMACK ANY HORSE

ANY JUGIE BOOGIE BOY

ANY BLOW? HEY

HEY I JUST WANT TO SAY

I'M SORRY FOR THE WAY FORGET IT

I BLEW UP CAN I MAKE IT UP TO YOU?

HOW? DINNER PARTY?

THAT'LL DO HEY, LOVER BOY

CUTIE PIE YOU STEAL MY CLIENT

YOU DIE YOU DIDN'T MISS ME

YOU WON'T MISS HER YOU'LL NEVER LACK

FOR CUSTOMERS WISH ME LUCK, ALISON

THE PROTEST IS ON GOT ANY C, MAN?

L.L. BEAN, GEOFFREY BEENE BURBERRY ZIP-OUT LINING

GOT ANY D, MAN? HONEST LIVING

MARK, THIS IS MIMI SHE'LL BE DINING

MARK, THIS IS MIMI SHE'LL BE DINING

WITH US GOT ANY B, MAN?

HERE'S A NEW ARRIVAL THAT IS AN OUNCE

HATS, DATS, BATS GOT ANY CRACK?

THAT'S MY COAT! GOT ANY X?

WE GIVE DISCOUNTS GOT ANY C, MAN?

I THINK WE'VE MET LET'S GET A BETTER ONE

IT'S A SHAM GOT ANY D, MAN?

THAT'S WHAT HE SAID I SAID IT'S A GRAM!

BUT SHE'S A THIEF! GOT ANY B, MAN?

BUT SHE BROUGHT US TOGETHER

WHICH INVESTORâ S COMING?

GOT ANY CRACK? I'LL TAKE THE LEATHER

GOT ANY X? YOUR FATHER?

DAMN! GOT ANY C, MAN?

GOT ANY D, MAN?

GOT ANY B, MAN? GOT ANY X?

CRACK? I'M WILLINâ

Iâ M ILLINâ GOTTA GET MY

SICKNESS OFF C-D HELP ME

FOLLOW THE MAN FOLLOW THE MAN

FOLLOW THE MAN JUGIE BOOGIE

JUGIE BOOGIE FOLLOW THE MAN

FOLLOW THE MAN ANY CRACK

ANY X ANY JUGIE BOOGIE, BOY

ANY BLOW ANY X

ANY JUGIE BOOGIE, BOY GOT ANY D, MAN?

GOT ANY C, MAN? GOT ANY CRACK

ANY X ANY JUGIE BOOGIE?

I'M DREAMING OF A RIGHT CHRISTMAS

JUST LIKE THE ONES I USED TO KNOW

JINGLE BELLS PRISON CELLS

FA LA LA LA LA LA FA LA LA LA LA

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN

SILENT NIGHT HOLY NIGHT

FALL ON YOUR KNEES OH NIGHT DIVINE

YOUâ LL DO SOME TIME FA LA LA LA LA

TENSIONS BETWEEN THE EAST VILLAGE HOMELESS POPULATION AND

THE NYPD ARE REACHING A FEVER PITCH.

NO HOUSING, NO PEACE!

NO HOUSING, NO PEACE!

AS 1991 DRAWS TO A CLOSE.

TONIGHT, ONE WOMAN ATTEMPTS TO HEAL THE DIVIDE, OR PERHAPS FAN

THE FLAMES.

AND WE GET TO WATCH EITHER WAY!

QUÃ GUAPA.

QUÃ BELLA.

MIRÃ , TAN CUTE!

LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM.

I FOUND MYSELF IN A DESERT CALLED CYBERLAND.

IT WAS HOT.

MY CANTEEN HAD SPRUNG A LEAK AND I WAS THIRSTY.

MY CANTEEN HAD SPRUNG A LEAK AND I WAS THIRSTY.

OUT OF THE ABYSS WALKED A COW -â " ELSIE.

I ASKED IF SHE HAD ANYTHING TO DRINK.

SHE SAID -- I'M FORBIDDEN

TO PRODUCE MILK IN CYBERLAND

WE ONLY DRINK DIET COKE

SHE SAID -- ONLY THING TO DO

IS JUMP OVER THE MOON THEY'VE CLOSED

EVERYTHING REAL DOWN LIKE BARNS, TROUGHS

EVERYTHING REAL DOWN LIKE BARNS, TROUGHS

PERFORMANCE SPACES AND REPLACED IT ALL

WITH LIES AND RULES AND VIRTUAL LIFE

BUT THERE IS WAY OUT.

LEAP OF FAITH LEAP OF FAITH

LEAP OF FAITH LEAP OF FAITH

ONLY THING TO DO LEAP OF FAITH

LEAP OF FAITH IS JUMP OVER THE MOON

LEAP OF FAITH IS JUMP OVER THE MOON

LEAP OF FAITH LEAP OF FAITH

I GOTTA GET OUT HERE IT'S LIKE I'M BEING

TIED TO THE HOOD OF A YELLOW RENTAL TRUCK

PACKED IN WITH FERTILIZER AND FUEL OIL

PUSHED OVER A CLIFF BY A SUICIDAL MICKEY MOUSE

I'VE GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA

GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA FIND A WAY

TO JUMP OVER THE MOON LEAP OF FAITH

TO JUMP OVER THE MOON LEAP OF FAITH

LEAP OF FAITH ONLY THING TO DO

LEAP OF FAITH LEAP OF FAITH

IS JUMP OVER THE MOON LEAP OF FAITH

LEAP OF FAITH THEN A LITTLE BULLDOG

ENTERED.

HIS NAME WAS BENNY.

REALLY, MAUREEN?

AND ALTHOUGH HE ONCE HAD PRINCIPLES,

HE ABANDONED THEM TO LIVE AS A LAP DOG TO A WEALTHY PRINCESS OF

THE ESTABLISHMENT.

A 1-2-3, â THAT'S BULL", BENNY SAID.

EVER SINCE THE CAT TOOK UP THE FIDDLE.

THAT COW'S BEEN.

JUMPY.

SHE'S HAD TROUBLE WITH HER MILK AND THAT MOON EVER SINCE.

MAYBE IT'S A FEMALE THING.

CAUSE WHO'D WANT TO LEAVE CYBERLAND ANYWAY?

WALLS AIN'T SO BAD.

THE DISH AND SPOON FOR INSTANCE.

THEY WERE DOWN ON THEIR LUCK.

KNOCKED ON MY DOGHOUSE DOOR.

I SAID -- NOT IN MY BACKYARD, UTENSILS.

THE ONLY WAY OUT.

IS UP.

A LEAP OF FAITH STILL THIRSTY?

PARCHED.

HAVE SOME MILK.

I LOWERED MYSELF BENEATH HER SWOLLEN UDDER AND SUCKED THE

SWEETEST MILK I'D EVER TASTED.

CLIMB ON BOARD

AS A HARVEST MOON ROSE OVER CYBERLAND, WE REARED BACK AND

SPRANG INTO A GALLOP.

LEAPING OUT OF ORBIT, I AWOKE SINGING.

LEAP OF FAITH LEAP OF FAITH

LEAP OF FAITH LEAP OF FAITH

ONLY THING TO DO LEAP OF FAITH

LEAP OF FAITH ONLY THING TO DO IS JUMP

LEAP OF FAITH LEAP OF FAITH

ONLY THING TO DO IS JUMP LEAP OF FAITH

LEAP OF FAITH OVER THE MOON

LEAP OF FAITH LEAP OF FAITH

ONLY THING TO DO IS JUMP LEAP OF FAITH

LEAP OF FAITH OVER THE MOON

LEAP OF FAITH LEAP OF FAITH

OVER THE MOON OVER THE

MOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOO

MOOOOOOOO MOO WITH ME.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

NO PLEASE NO NOT TONIGHT PLEASE NO

MISTER CAN'T YOU GO

NOT TONIGHT CAN'T HAVE A SCENE

WHAT GO, PLEASE GO

YOU HELLO, SIR?

I SAID NO IMPORTANT CUSTOMER

WHAT AM I JUST A BLUR

YOU SIT ALL NIGHT YOU NEVER BUY

THAT'S A LIE THAT'S A LIE

I HAD A TEA THE OTHER DAY YOU COULDN'T PAY

OH YEAH BENJAMIN COFFIN THE THIRD --

HERE WINE & BEER

THE ENEMY OF AVENUE A AND MR. GREY

WHAT BRINGS THE MOGUL IN HIS OWN MIND

TO THE LIFE CAFÃ I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST

TO MAUREEN'S NOBLE TRY IT WENT WELL

GO TO HELL WHY DID MUFFY --

ALISON MISS THE SHOW

THERE WAS A DEATH IN THE FAMILY IF YOU MUST KNOW

A BEAT WHO DIED

OUR AKITA EVITA

MIMI I'M SURPRISED A BRIGHT AND CHARMING

GIRL LIKE YOU HANGS OUT

WITH THESE SLACKERS WHO DON'T ADHERE TO DEALS.

THEY MAKE FUN.

YET I'M THE ONE. ATTEMPTING TO DO SOME GOOD

OR DO YOU REALLY WANT A NEIGHBORHOOD

WHERE PEOPLE PUKE ON YOUR STOOP

EVERY NIGHT BOHEMIA, BOHEMIAâ S

A FALLACY IN YOUR HEAD THIS IS CALCUTTA.

BOHEMIA IS DEAD. DEARLY BELOVED

WE GATHER HERE TO SAY OUR GOODBYES

DIES IRAE DIES ILLA

KERIE ELEISON YITGADAL V' YITKADASH

HERE SHE LIES NO ONE KNEW HER WORTH

THE LATE, GREAT DAUGHTER OF MOTHER EARTH

ON THIS NIGHT WHEN WE CELEBRATE

THE BIRTH WAAAA!

IN THAT LITTLE TOWN OF BETHLEHEM

WE RAISE OUR GLASS YOU BET YOUR -- TO

LA VIE BOHEME LA VIE BOHEME

LA VIE BOHEME LA VIE BOHEME

LA VIE BOHEME TO DAYS OF INSPIRATION

PLAYING HOOKY MAKING SOMETHING

LA VIE BOHEME OUT OF NOTHING

THE NEED TO EXPRESS

TO COMMUNICATE LA VIE BOHEME

TO GOING AGAINST THE GRAIN GOING INSANE

LA VIE BOHEME GOING MAD

TO LOVING TENSION LA VIE BOHEME

NO PENSION TO MORE THAN ONE DIMENSION

LA VIE BOHEME TO STARVING FOR ATTENTION

HATING CONVENTION HATING PRETENSION

LA VIE BOHEME NOT TO MENTION OF COURSE

HATING DEAR OLD MOM AND DAD

LA VIE BOHEME TO RIDING YOUR BIKE

LA VIE BOHEME MIDDAY PAST THE THREE

PIECE SUITS LA VIE BOHEME

TO FRUITS TO NO ABSOLUTES

LA VIE BOHEME TO ABSOLUTE

TO CHOICE TO THE VILLAGE VOICE

LA VIE BOHEME TO ANY PASSING FAD

TO BEING AN US FOR ONCE INSTEAD OF A THEM

LA VIE BOHEME LA VIE BOHEME

IS THE EQUIPMENT IN A PYRAMID

IT IS MAUREEN THE MIXER

DOESN'T HAVE A CASE DON'T GIVE ME THAT FACE

LADIES -- HEY MISTER

SHE'S MY SISTER MAUREEN, WE NEED TO --

TO HAND-CRAFTED BEERS MADE IN LOCAL BREWERIES

TO YOGA TO YOGURT

TO RICE AND BEANS AND CHEESE

TO LEATHER TO LATEX

TO CURRY VINDALOO TO HUEVOS RANCHEROS

AND MAYA ANGELOU EMOTION

DEVOTION TO CAUSING A COMMOTION

CREATION VACATION

MUCHO -- COMPASSION

TO FASHION TO PASSION WHEN IT'S NEW

TO SONTAG TO SONDHEIM

TO ANYTHING TABOO GINSBERG, DYLAN

CUNNINGHAM AND CAGE LENNY BRUCE

LANGSTON HUGHES TO THE STAGE

TO UTA TO BUDDHA

PABLO NERUDA, TOO WHY DOROTHY AND TOTO

WENT OVER THE RAINBOW TO BLOW OFF AUNTIE EM

LA VIE BOHEME AND WIPE THE SPEAKERS OFF

BEFORE YOU PACK YES MAUREEN

WELL HURRY BACK THEY KISS DEEP.

SISTERS WE'RE CLOSE

BROTHERS BISEXUALS

TRISEXUALS HOMO SAPIENS

CARCINOGENS HALLUCINOGENS

MEN PEEWEE HERMAN

GERMAN WINE TURPENTINE

GERTRUDE STEIN ANTONIONI

BERTOLUCCI KUROSAWA

CARMINA BURANA TO APATHY

TO ENTROPY TO EMPATHY

-- VACLAV HAVEL

THE -- PISTOLS 8BC

TO NO SHAME NEVER

PLAYING THE FAME GAME TO --

TO SODOMY IT'S BETWEEN GOD

AND ME TO S&M

WAITER WAITER

LA VIE BOHEME THIS JUST IN!

THE MYTHICAL LAND OF BOHEMIA, LONG BELIEVED TO BE DEAD, IS

SHOWING SHOCKING SIGNS OF LIFE!

MIMI MARQUEZ HAS BEGUN SERVING HER LIFETIME APPOINTMENT

AS MINISTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY AND BDSM.

MARK COHEN IS YOUR NEW SECRETARY OF STATE PROPAGANDA!

THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

AND PLEASE KEEP IT GOING FOR THE REVOLUTIONARY RIOT GRRRL WHO

MADE TONIGHT POSSIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

THE REIGNING QUEEN OF BOHEMIA, MS. MAUREEN JOHNSON!

YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT US

THERE'S NOTHING TO KNOW DON'T YOU THINK

THAT WE SHOULD DISCUSS IT WAS THREE MONTHS AGO

AND ROGER, THE UNOFFICIAL BARD OF BOHEMIA, WILL ATTEMPT TO

WRITE A BITTERSWEET, EVOCATIVE LOVE SONG.

THAT DOESN'T REMIND US OF MUSETTA'S WALTZ.

ANGEL DUMOTT SCHUNARD TAKES HER RIGHTFUL PLACE AS FIRST

LADY, QUEEN OF ALL SHE SURVEYS, AND BEACON OF HOPE IN THESE

DARKEST OF DAYS.

AND FIRST PHILOSOPHER TOM COLLINS WILL RECOUNT HIS

EXPLOITS AS AN ANARCHIST, INCLUDING THE TALE OF HIS

SUCCESSFUL REPROGRAMMING OF THE MIT VIRTUAL REALITY EQUIPMENT TO

SELF-DESTRUCT, AS IT BROADCASTS THE WORDS --

ACTUAL REALITY ACT UP

FIGHT AIDS EXCUSE ME

DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG I GET INVITED

THEN IGNORED ALL NIGHT LONG

I'VE BEEN TRYING I'M NOT LYING

NO ONE'S PERFECT I'VE GOT BAGGAGE

LIFE'S TOO SHORT BABE TIME IS FLYING

I'M LOOKING FOR BAGGAGE THAT GOES WITH MINE

I SHOULD TELL YOU.

I'VE GOT BAGGAGE TOO SHOULD TELL YOU

BAGGAGE WINE AND BEER!

AZT BREAK

YOU ME

YOU I SHOULD TELL YOU

I SHOULD TELL YOU I'M DISASTER

I FORGET HOW TO BEGIN IT LET'S JUST MAKE

THIS PART GO FASTER I HAVE YET TO BE IN IT

I SHOULD TELL YOU I SHOULD TELL YOU

I SHOULD TELL YOU I SHOULD TELL YOU

I SHOULD TELL I BLEW THE CANDLE OUT

JUST TO GET BACK IN I'D FORGOTTEN HOW TO SMILE

UNTIL YOUR CANDLE BURNED MY SKIN

I SHOULD TELL YOU I SHOULD TELL YOU

I SHOULD TELL YOU I SHOULD TELL

WELL, HERE WE GO NOW WE

OH NO I KNOW

THIS SOMETHING IS HERE GOES

HERE GOES GUESS SO

IT'S STARTING TO WHO KNOWS

WHO KNOWS WHO KNOWS WHERE

WHO GOES THERE WHO KNOWS

HERE GOES TRUSTING DESIRE

STARTING TO LEARN WALKING THROUGH FIRE

WITHOUT A BURN CLINGING A SHOULDER

A LEAP BEGINS STINGING AND OLDER

ASLEEP ON PINS SO HERE WE GO

NOW WE OH NO

I KNOW OH NO

WHO KNOWS WHERE WHO GOES THERE

HERE GOES HERE GOES

HERE GOES HERE GOES

HERE GOES HERE GOES

ARE WE PACKED?

YES, AND BY NEXT WEEK I WANT YOU TO BE.

POOKIE?

MY NAME IS NOT POOKIE.

AND WE WILL DISCUSS US LATER.

AND MARK -- YOU SHOULD SEE.

THEY'VE PADLOCKED.

YOUR BUILDING.

AND THEY'RE RIOTING ON AVENUE B

BENNY CALLED THE COPS.

WHAT?!

THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING

THE COPS ARE SWEEPING THE LOT

BUT NO ONE'S LEAVING.

THEY'RE SITTING THERE, MOOING!

YEA TO DANCE

NO WAY TO MAKE A LIVING MASOCHISM

PAIN PERFECTION

MUSCLE SPASM CHIROPRACTORS

SHORT CAREERS EATING DISORDERS

FILM ADVENTURE

TEDIUM NO FAMILY

BORING LOCATIONS DARK ROOMS

PERFECT FACES EGOS

MONEY HOLLYWOOD AND SLEAZE

MUSIC FOOD OF LOVE

EMOTION MATHEMATICS

ISOLATION RHYTHM

POWER FEELING

HARMONY AND HEAVY COMPETITION

ANARCHY REVOLUTION

JUSTICE SCREAMING FOR SOLUTIONS

FORCING CHANGES, RISK AND DANGER

MAKING NOISE AND MAKING PLEAS

TO -- --

-- CROSS DRESSERS TOO

TO ME TO ME

TO ME TO YOU, AND YOU AND YOU

YOU AND YOU TO PEOPLE LIVING WITH

LIVING WITH LIVING WITH

NOT DYING FROM DISEASE LET HE AMONG US WITHOUT SIN

BE THE FIRST TO CONDEMN LA VIE BOHEME

LA VIE BOHEME LA VIE BOHEME

ANYONE OUT OF THE MAINSTREAM LA VIE BOHEME

IS ANYONE IN THE MAINSTREAM LA VIE BOHEME

ANYONE ALIVE WITH A -- DRIVE LA VIE BOHEME

TEAR DOWN THE WALL AREN'T WE ALL

THE OPPOSITE OF WAR ISN'T PEACE

IT'S CREATION

IN HERE, THE PARTY CONTINUES ALL NIGHT LONG.

OUTSIDE, THE SNOW DANCES.

A RIOT BREAKS OUT IN THE LOT.

OPEN OUR PARK NO POLICE STATE

OPEN OUR PARK NO POLICE STATE

OPEN OUR PARK NO POLICE STATE

AND OBLIVIOUS TO IT ALL, MIMI AND ROGER SHARE A SMALL, LOVELY

KISS.

VIVA LA VIE

BOHEME > NEW YEAR'S EVE, 1991.

FOUR OF MY BEST FRIENDS HAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH HIV.

THIS COULD BE THE YEAR WE THIS COULD BE THE YEAR WE LOSE

ONE OF THEM. THIS COULD BE THE YEAR WE LOSE

THEM ALL.

FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND

SIX HUNDRED MINUTES

FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND

SIX HUNDRED MINUTES

MOMENTS SO DEAR FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY

FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED MINUTES

HOW DO YOU MEASURE MEASURE A YEAR

THE HOLIDAYS WERE REALLY HARD TO GET THROUGH.

I JUST GOT SOME REALLY DISCOURAGING NEWS.

I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA -- HEY, JUST TAKE IT DAY BY DAY,

HOUR BY HOUR.

EVEN MINUTE BY MINUTE.

IN DAYLIGHTS IN SUNSETS

IN MIDNIGHTS IN CUPS OF COFFEE

IN INCHES IN MILES

IN LAUGHTER IN STRIFE

FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND

SIX HUNDRED MINUTES

HOW DO YOU MEASURE A YEAR

IN THE LIFE HOW ABOUT LOVE

HOW ABOUT LOVE HOW ABOUT LOVE

MEASURE IN LOVE SEASONS OF LOVE

MEASURE IN LOVE SEASONS OF LOVE

FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND

SIX HUNDRED MINUTES

FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND

SIX HUNDRED JOURNEYS TO PLAN

FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND

SIX HUNDRED MINUTES

HOW DO YOU MEASURE THE LIFE OF A WOMAN OR A MAN

IN TRUTHS THAT SHE LEARNED OR IN TIMES THAT HE CRIED

IN BRIDGES HE BURNED OR THE WAY THAT SHE DIED

IT'S TIME NOW TO SING OUT THE STORY NEVER ENDS

LET'S CELEBRATE REMEMBER A YEAR

IN THE LIFE OF FRIENDS REMEMBER THE LOVE

REMEMBER THE LOVE REMEMBER THE LOVE

MEASURE IN LOVE MEASURE YOUR LIFE IN LOVE

SEASONS OF LOVE SEASONS OF LOVE

SEASONS OF LOVE SEASONS OF LOVE

SEASONS OF LOVE SEASONS OF LOVE

IT'S BEEN EXACTLY ONE WEEK SINCE ROGER MET MIMI, ANGEL MET

COLLINS, MAUREEN INADVERTENTLY STARTED A MASSIVE RIOT OF WHICH

I HAPPENED TO GET SOME AMAZING FOOTAGE, BY THE WAY AND JOANNE

DUMPED MAUREEN. OH, AND BENNY LOCKED US OUT OF

OUR BUILDING.

IT'S STILL WINTER IT'S STILL COLD

AND SO TONIGHT IN HONOR OF THE

ONE WEEK ANNIVERSARY OF THIS AUSPICIOUS OCCASION

WE CELEBRATE THE ONLY WAY WE KNOW HOW

WE TRY TO BREAK BACK IN.

HAPPY NEW YEAR.

HOW LONG TIL NEXT YEAR?

THREE AND A HALF MINUTES.

I'M GIVING UP MY VICES I'M GOING BACK

BACK TO SCHOOL EVICTION OR NOT

THIS WEEK'S BEEN SO HOT THAT LONG AS I'VE GOT YOU

I KNOW I'LL BE COOL I COULDN'T CRACK

THE LOVE CODE DEAR TIL YOU MADE THE LOCK

ON MY HEART EXPLODE IT'S GONNA BE

A HAPPY NEW YEAR A HAPPY NEW YEAR

COAST IS CLEAR.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING.

THAT'S FOR MIDNIGHT.

WHERE ARE THEY?

THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME.

MAYBE THEY'RE DRESSING.

I MEAN WHAT DOES ONE WEAR THAT 'S APROPOS FOR A PARTY,

THAT'S ALSO A CRIME?

CHIPS, ANYONE?

YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL OUT OF JERSEY BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE

JERSEY OUT OF THE GIRL.

MY RIOT GOT YOU ON TV, I DESERVE A ROYALTY.

BE NICE YOU TWO OR NO GOD AWFUL CHAMPAGNE.

DON'T MIND IF I DO NO LUCK?

BOLTED, PLYWOOD, PADLOCKED WITH A CHAIN.

A TOTAL DEAD END.

JUST LIKE MY EX-GIRLFRIEND.

HONEY?

I KNOW YOU'RE THERE.

PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE.

ARE YOU OKAY?

IT'S NOT FUNNY, IT'S NOT FAIR, HOW CAN I ATONE?

ARE YOU OKAY?

I LOSE CONTROL BUT I CAN LEARN TO BE GOOD GIVE ME ONE

MORE CHANCE.

AND I'LL DO WHAT I SHOULD.

I'LL KISS YOUR DOC MARTENS.

LET ME KISS YOUR DOC MARTENS.

DO EVERYTHING YOU WISH I WOULD.

THAT MIGHT BE --OKAY.

DOWN GIRL.

HEEL, STAY.

I DID A BIT OF RESEARCH.

WITH MY FRIENDS AT LEGAL AID.

TECHNICALLY, YOU'RE SQUATTERS.

THERE'S HOPE, BUT JUST IN CASE --

ROPE?

WE CAN HOIST A LINE -- TO A FIRE ESCAPE--

IN THE BACK, WE'LL TIE OFF AT --

THERE'S A BENCH!

I CAN'T TAKE THEM AS CHUMS.

START HOISTING, WENCH. LAST WEEK I WANTED JUST TO

DISAPPEAR MY LIFE WAS DUST.

BUT NOW IT JUST MAY BE A HAPPY NEW YEAR.

A HAPPY NEW YEAR.

BOND, JAMES BOND.

AND PUSSY GALORE.

IN PERSON.

PUSSY, YOU CAME PREPARED!

I WAS A BOY SCOUT ONCE.

AND A BROWNIE, 'TIL SOME BRAT GOT SCARED.

AHA! MONEYPENNY, MY MARTINI!

WILL BAD CHAMPAGNE DO?

THAT'S SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED.

PUSSY, THE BOLTS.

JUST SAY THE WORD TWO MINUTES LEFT TO EXECUTE OUR

PLAN.

WHERE'S EVERYONE ELSE?

PLAYING SPIDER-MAN .

BECAUSE WHILE WE WERE LOCKED OUT, BENNY HAD HAD THE POWER

TURNED BACK ON.

MARK WALKS TO THE PHONE, PRESSES A BUTTON.

MARK MARK ARE YOU THERE ARE YOU THERE

ARE YOU SCREENING YOUR CALLS

IT'S MOM WE'RE ALL IMPRESSED THAT THE RIOT

FOOTAG EMADE THE NIGHTLY NEWS

AND YOUR FATHER SAYS MAZEL TOV

HONEY. CALL HIM LOVE, MOM

ALEXI DARLING ALEXI DARLING FROM BUZZLINE.

THAT TRASHY TABLOID NEWS SHOW?

WHAT DO THEY WANT WITH ME?

YOUR FOOTAGE OF THE RIOTS A-ONE.

FEATURE SEGMENT NETWORK DEAL TIME.

I'M SENDING YOU A CONTRACT.

KER-CHING, KER-CHING.

MARKY GIVE US A CALL, 970-4301 OR AT HOME TRY 863-6754.

OR MY CELLPHONE AT 919-763-0090 OR YOU CAN E-MAIL ME AT --

I THINK WE NEED AN AGENT!

WE?

THAT'S SELLING OUT.

BUT IT'S NICE TO DREAM YEAH, IT'S NETWORK TV.

AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO ME SOMEHOW I THINK I SMELL THE

WHIFF OF A SCHEME.

ME TOO.

WE CAN PLAN ANOTHER PROTEST.

WE?

THIS TIME YOU CAN SHOOT FROM THE START.

YOU'LL DIRECT, STARRING ME!

OPEN SESAME!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I SEE THAT YOU'VE BEATEN ME TO THE PUNCH

HOW'D YOU KNOW WE'D BE HERE?

I HAD A HUNCH.

YOU'RE NOT MAD?

I'M HERE TO END THIS WAR.

IT'S A SHAME YOU WENT AND DESTROYED THE DOOR.

WHY ALL THE SUDDEN THE BIG ABOUT FACE?

THE CREDIT IS YOURS YOU MADE A GOOD CASE.

WHAT CASE?

MIMI CAME TO SEE ME.

AND SHE HAD MUCH TO SAY.

THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PUT IT AT ALL YESTERDAY.

I COULDN'T STOP THINKING.

ABOUT THE WHOLE MESS.

MARK, YOU'LL WANT TO GET THIS ON FILM?

I GUESS.

I REGRET THE UNLUCKY CIRCUMSTANCES OF THE PAST SEVEN

DAYS.

CIRCUMSTANCE?

YOU PADLOCKED OUR DOOR.

AND IT'S WITH GREAT PLEASURE ON BEHALF OF CYBERARTS THAT I

HAND YOU THIS KEY.

I HAD NO JUICE IN MY BATTERY.

RESHOOT.

I SEE, THIS IS A PHOTO OPPORTUNITY.

THE BENEVOLENT GOD USHERS THE POOR ARTISTS BACK TO THEIR

FLAT. WERE YOU PLANNING TO TAKE DOWN

THE BARBED WIRE FROM THE LOT?

AND LET THOSE PEOPLE BACK IN?

ANYTHING BUT THAT!

MIMI, SINCE YOUR WAYS ARE SO SEDUCTIVE.

YOU CAME ON TO ME!

PERSUADE HIM NOT TO BE SO COUNTERPRODUCTIVE.

LIAR!

WHY NOT TELL THEM WHAT YOU WORE TO MY PLACE?

I WAS ON MY WAY TO WORK -- BLACK LEATHER AND LACE!

MY DESK WAS A MESS.

I THINK I'M STILL SORE.

CAUSE I KICKED HIM.

AND TOLD HIM I WASN'T HIS WHORE!

DOES YOUR BOYFRIEND KNOW.

WHO YOUR LAST BOYFRIEND WAS?

I'M NOT HER BOYFRIEND I DON'T CARE WHAT SHE DOES

PEOPLE!

IS THIS ANY WAY TO START A NEW YEAR?

HAVE COMPASSION.

BENNY JUST LOST HIS CAT MY DOG, BUT I APPRECIATE

THAT.

MY CAT HAD A FALL AND I WENT THROUGH HELL.

IT'S LIKE LOSING A -- HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT SHE FELL?

CHAMPAGNE?

DON'T MIND IF I DO.

TO DOGS.

NO BENNY -- TO YOU!

LET'S MAKE A RESOLUTION.

I'LL DRINK TO THAT.

LET'S ALWAYS STAY FRIENDS.

THO' WE MAY HAVE OUR DISPUTES.

THIS FAMILY TREE'S GOT DEEP ROOTS

FRIENDSHIP IS THICKER THAN BLOOD.

THAT DEPENDS THAT A SHOT AT ME?

YEAH, IT WAS.

DEPENDS ON TRUE DEVOTION.

DEPENDS ON LOVE.

DEPENDS ON NOT DENYING EMOTION.

PERHAPS.

IT'S GONNA BE A HAPPY NEW YEAR.

I GUESS.

IT'S GONNA BE A HAPPY NEW YEAR.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

IT'S GONNA BE A HAPPY NEW YEAR.

I'M SORRY.

COMING?

IN A MINUTE.

I'M FINE. GO.

WELL, WELL, WELL. WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

IT'S GONNA BE A HAPPY NEW YEAR.

VALENTINE'S DAY, 1992.

I DO NOT HAVE A DATE.

OR A JOB.

ALEXI DARLING KEEPS CALLING ABOUT THE BUZZLINE GIG.

I KEEP SAYING NO.

I STILL HAVE A SOUL. AS FOR MY EX, SHE IS, AS FAR AS

I KNOW, BACK WITH HER EX. I SAID ONCE MORE FROM THE

TOP. I SAID NO.

-- BUT MAYBE CHECK IN ON THAT AGAIN TOMORROW.

YOU CANNOT JUST STAND THERE AND MOO AGAIN.

YOU SHOOT DOWN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY IDEAS.

YOU'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS PROTEST FOR A MONTH AND YOU HAVE

NOTHING. I HAVE THE GROUNDHOG THING.

YOU, DRESSED AS A CYBER GROUNDHOG TO PROTEST THE

CYBERARTS GROUNDBREAKING? LESS THAN BRILLIANT.

THAT'S IT, MISS IVY LEAGUE. WHAT DOES IVY LEAGUE HAVE TO

DO WITH ANYTHING? EVER SINCE NEW YEAR'S I HAVE

BEEN ON MY BEST BEHAVIOR.

I LET YOU DIRECT.

I DIDN'T PIERCE MY NIPPLES BECAUSE IT GROSSED YOU OUT.

I DIDN'T STAY AND DANCE AT PANDORA'S BOX THAT NIGHT,

â ~CAUSE YOU WANTED TO GO HOME. YOU WERE FLIRTING WITH THAT

WOMAN IN RUBBER. JOANNE.

HONESTLY.

THERE WILL ALWAYS BE WOMEN IN RUBBER FLIRTING WITH ME.

GIVE ME A BREAK. EVERY SINGLE DAY I WALK DOWN

THE STREET I HEAR PEOPLE SAY, "BABY'S SO SWEET" EVER

SINCE PUBERTY EVERYBODY STARES AT ME BOYS, GIRLS I CAN'T

HELP IT BABY SO BE KIND AND DON'T LOSE YOUR MIND JUST

REMEMBER THAT I'M YOU'RE BABY TAKE ME FOR WHAT I AM WHO I

WAS MEANT TO BE AND IF YOU GIVE A DAMN TAKE ME BABY OR LEAVE

ME TAKE ME BABY OR LEAVE ME A TIGER IN A CAGE CAN NEVER

SEE THE SUN THIS DIVA NEEDS HER STAGE BABY LET'S HAVE FUN!

YOU ARE THE ONE I CHOOSE FOLKS'D KILL TO FILL YOUR

SHOES YOU LOVE THE LIMELIGHT TOO, NOW BABY SO BE MINE AND

DON'T WASTE MY TIME CRYIN' "HONEYBEAR ARE YOU STILL MY

BABY?" TAKE ME FOR WHAT I AM WHO I WAS MEANT TO BE AND IF

YOU GIVE A DAMN TAKE ME BABY OR LEAVE ME NO WAY CAN I BE

WHAT I'M NOT BUT HEY - DON'T YOU WANT YOUR GIRL HOT! DON'T

FIGHT DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD CAUSE EVERY NIGHT - WHO'S IN YOUR

BED? WHO'S IN YOUR BED? KISS, POOKIE.

BED? WHO'S IN YOUR BED? KISS, POOKIE.

IT WON'T WORK. I LOOK BEFORE I LEAP I LOVE

MARGINS AND DISCIPLINE I MAKE LISTS IN MY SLEEP BABY

WHAT'S MY SIN? NEVER QUIT, I FOLLOW THROUGH I HATE MESS -

BUT I LOVE YOU WHAT TO DO WITH MY IMPROMPTU BABY SO BE WISE

â ~CAUSE THIS GIRL SATISFIES YOU'VE GOT A PRIZE WHO DON'T

COMPROMISE YOU'RE ONE LUCKY BABY TAKE ME FOR WHAT I AM

A CONTROL FREAK WHO I WAS MEANT TO BE

A SNOB, YET OVERATTENTIVE AND IF YOU GIVE A DAMN

A LOVABLE, DROLL GEEK TAKE ME BABY OR LEAVE ME

AND ANAL RETENTIVE! THAT'S IT!

THE STRAW THAT BREAKS MY THE STRAW THAT BREAKS MY

BACK I QUIT UNLESS YOU

TAKE IT BACK WOMEN WHAT IS IT ABOUT THEM?

CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM OR WITHOUT THEM! TAKE

ME FOR WHAT I AM WHO I WAS MEANT TO BE AND IF YOU GIVE A DAMN

ME FOR WHAT I AM WHO I WAS MEANT TO BE AND IF YOU GIVE A DAMN

TAKE ME BABY OR LEAVE ME TAKE ME BABY OR LEAVE ME GUESS

I'M LEAVIN' I'M GONE! IT'S IT'S THE COLDEST, NASTIEST

I'M LEAVIN' I'M GONE! IT'S IT'S THE COLDEST, NASTIEST

I'M LEAVIN' I'M GONE! IT'S IT'S THE COLDEST, NASTIEST

MARCH I CAN REMEMBER. ANGEL HAS SPENT MOST OF THE YEAR

IN THE HOSPITAL, WITH COLLINS ALWAYS AT HER SIDE.

ROGER'S STILL TRYING TO WRITE THAT SONG.

BUT NOW HE'S USUALLY WORKING AT MIMI'S.

MAUREEN AND JOANNE ARE OFFICIALLY BROKEN UP.

IT SEEMS MIMI AND ROGER ARE NOT FAR BEHIND.

SORRY.

SORRY I'M LATE. SORRY.

WHERE WERE YOU?

ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

I'M FINE, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

HOW'S BENNY? I WASN'T WITH BENNY.

OF COURSE NOT.

I'M GOING BACK TO MY PLACE. WAIT.

I SHOULD TELL YOU. I SHOULD --

NEVER MIND. YEAH, NEVER MIND.

HAPPY SPRING. WITHOUT YOU THE GROUND

THAWS THE RAIN FALLS THE GRASS GROWS WITHOUT YOU THE

THAWS THE RAIN FALLS THE GRASS GROWS WITHOUT YOU THE

SEEDS ROOT THE FLOWERS BLOOM THE CHILDREN PLAY THE STARS

SEEDS ROOT THE FLOWERS BLOOM THE CHILDREN PLAY THE STARS

GLEAM THE POETS DREAM THE EAGLES FLY WITHOUT YOU THE

GLEAM THE POETS DREAM THE EAGLES FLY WITHOUT YOU THE

EARTH TURNS THE SUN BURNS BUT I DIE WITHOUT YOU

EARTH TURNS THE SUN BURNS BUT I DIE WITHOUT YOU

WITHOUT YOU THE BREEZE WARMS THE GIRL SMILES THE CLOUD

MOVES WITHOUT YOU THE TIDES CHANGE THE BOYS RUN THE

OCEANS CRASH THE CROWDS ROAR LONELY

OCEANS CRASH THE CROWDS ROAR LONELY

OCEANS CRASH THE CROWDS ROAR LONELY

OCEANS CRASH THE CROWDS ROAR LONELY

OCEANS CRASH THE CROWDS ROAR LONELY

OCEANS CRASH THE CROWDS ROAR LONELY

BLUE WITHIN

ME, WITHOUT

YOU THE TEARS DRY

YOU THE TEARS DRY

YOU THE TEARS DRY

YOU THE TEARS DRY

YOU THE TEARS DRY

WITHOUT YOU WITHOUT YOU

WITHOUT YOU WITHOUT YOU

WITHOUT YOU WITHOUT YOU

WITHOUT YOU WITHOUT YOU

IT'S TOO HOT TO ANSWER YOU.

IT'S TOO HOT TO ANSWER YOU.

ALEXI DARLING MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND IN EAST HAMPTON ON THE

BEACH JUST SAW ALEC BALDWIN

TOLD HIM YOU SAY HI JUST KIDDING WE STILL NEED

DIRECTORS YOU STILL NEED MONEY YOU KNOW YOU NEED MONEY PICK UP

THE PHONE DON'T BE AFRAID OF KER-CHING KERCHING MARKY SELL US

YOUR SOLE SOUL.

JUST KIDDING.

WE ARE WAITING.

KEEP WAITING ALEXI.

SUMMER'S JUST GETTING STARTED.

BUT IT WILL BE OVER BEFORE WE KNOW IT.

HOT HOT HOT HOT

HOT HOT HOT HOT

HOT HOT HOT HOT

HOT HOT HOT HOT

HOT SWEAT

SWEET WET

WET WET

RED HEAT

LET HER HOT BASTARD! SWEAT

YOU WHORE! SWEET YOU CANNIBAL! WET WET

WET MORE!

RED YOU ANIMAL! HEAT NO LATEX

PLEASE DON'T STOP RUBBER PLEASE, PLEASE

RUBBER DON'T STOP, STOP FIRE STOP, STOP, STOP

LATEX RUBBER DON'T PLEASE RED, RED PLEASE, PLEASE

PLEASE PLEASE FLUID NO HOT

FLUID NO HOT CONTACT YES HOT

NO CONTACT SWEAT, SWEET FIRE WET

FIRE WET BURN WET

BURN, YES! RED, HEAT NO LATEX

RUBBER RUBBER

FIRE LATEX RUBBER

LATEX BUMMER LOVER BUMMER

THE SHEET DISAPPEARS TAKE ME

TAKE ME TAKE ME

AHH TAKE ME

TAKE ME, OH TODAY FOR YOU

TOMORROW FOR ME TODAY ME, TOMORROW YOU

TOMORROW YOU LOVE

YOU LOVE YOU LOVE

I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!

AHH TAKE ME

TAKE ME TAKE ME

UM. WAIT.

NO.

OW!

WHERE'D IT GO?

SAFE. DAMN.

I THINK I MISSED.

DON'T GET PISSED.

IT WAS BAD FOR ME.

WAS IT BAD FOR YOU?

IT'S OKAY.

IT'S OVER. IT'S OVER.

IT'S OVER.

SO WE THANK YOU, DEAR ANGEL, FOR LIGHTING OUR WAY WITH STYLE

AND GRACE AND LOVE.

SHE PULLED ME ASIDE ONE NIGHT TO TALK LEGAL ADVICE.

NOT FOR HER; FOR EVERYONE IN THE EAST VILLAGE.

SQUATTERS, CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES, MEDICAL INSURANCE.

SHE WANTED TO HELP.

AND SHE ALWAYS DID.

ANGEL WAS ONE OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS. IT'S RIGHT THAT IT'S

HALLOWEEN, BECAUSE IT WAS HER FAVORITE HOLIDAY.

I KNEW WE'D HIT IT OFF THE MOMENT WE MET.

SOME SKINHEAD WAS BOTHERING HER, AND SHE SAID SHE WAS MORE OF A

MAN THAN HE'D EVER BE AND MORE OF A WOMAN THAN HE'D EVER GET.

AND THEN THERE WAS THE TIME HE-- SHE--

WALKED UP TO THIS GROUP OF TOURISTS. AND THEY WERE

PETRIFIED BECAUSE, A - THEY WERE OBVIOUSLY LOST AND B - HAD

PROBABLY NEVER SPOKEN TO A PERSON LIKE HER BEFORE IN THEIR

LIVES. BUT SHE OFFERED TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH THEM. AND THEN SHE

SAID SHE'D HELP 'EM FIND THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.

SO MUCH MORE ORIGINAL THAN ANY OF US.

YOU'D FIND AN OLD TABLECLOTH ON THE STREET AND MAKE A DRESS AND

NEXT YEAR, SURE ENOUGH, THEY'D BE SELLING THEM AT SAKS.

YOU ALWAYS SAID HOW LUCKY YOU WERE THAT WE WERE ALL FRIENDS

BUT IT WAS US, BABY, WHO WERE THE LUCKY ONES.

BUT IT WAS US, BABY, WHO WERE THE LUCKY ONES.

LIVE IN MY HOUSE I'LL BE YOUR SHELTER

LIVE IN MY HOUSE I'LL BE YOUR SHELTER

JUST PAY ME BACK WITH ONE THOUSAND KISSES

JUST PAY ME BACK WITH ONE THOUSAND KISSES

BE MY LOVER AND I'LL COVER YOU

BE MY LOVER AND I'LL COVER YOU

OPEN YOUR DOOR I'LL BE YOUR TENANT

DON'T GOT MUCH BAGGAGE TO LAY AT YOUR FEET

BUT SWEET KISSES I'VE GOT TO SPARE

I'LL BE THERE AND I'LL COVER YOU

I THINK THEY MEANT IT WHEN THEY SAID YOU

CAN'T BUY LOVE NOW I KNOW YOU CAN RENT IT

A NEW LEASE YOU ARE, MY LOVE ON LIFE

ALL MY LIFE I'VE LONGED TO DISCOVER

SOMETHING AS TRUE AS THIS IS

SO WITH A THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED

SWEET KISSES IF YOU'RE COLD TWENTY-FIVE

THOUSAND I'LL COVER YOU

AND YOU'RE LONELY SIX-HUNDRED MINUTES

WITH A THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED SWEET KISSES YOU'VE GOT ONE

TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND I'LL COVER YOU NICKEL ONLY

MOMENTS SO DEAR WITH A THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED

SWEET KISSES WHEN YOU'RE WORN OUT TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND

I'LL COVER YOU AND TIRED SIX-HUNDRED MINUTES

WITH A THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED SWEET KISSES TWENTY-FIVE

THOUSAND WHEN YOUR HEART

HAS EXPIRED OH LOVER

I'LL COVER YOU YEAH-AH-AH-AH

OH LOVER I'LL COVER YOU

FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND

SIX HUNDRED MINUTES FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVE

THOUSAND SEASONS OF LOVE

THOUSAND SEASONS OF LOVE

THOUSAND SEASONS OF LOVE

HI.

IS THIS ALEXI DARLING? HI.

MARK COHEN. YES, I'M STILL ALIVE.

YEAH.

I'D LIKE TO COME WORK FOR YOU GUYS.

TODAY?

TODAY'S NOT GREAT. I'M AT MY FRIEND'S --

TWENTY MINUTES?

OKAY.

I'LL BE THERE. YEAH.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO YOU TOO. HOW DID WE GET HERE?

HOW THE HELL -- HOW DID I GET HERE?

HOW THE HELL -- CHRISTMAS.

CHRISTMAS EVE LAST YEAR, HOW COULD A NIGHT SO FROZEN BE SO

SCALDING HOT? HOW CAN A MORNING THIS MILD BE SO RAW?

WHY ARE ENTIRE YEARS STREWN ON THE CUTTING ROOM FLOOR OF

MEMORY WHEN SINGLE FRAMES FROM ONE MAGIC NIGHT FOREVER

FLICKER IN CLOSEUP ON THE 3D IMAX OF MY MIND THAT'S POETIC.

THAT'S PATHETIC. WHY DID MIMI KNOCK ON ROGER'S

DOOR AND COLLINS CHOOSE THAT PHONE

BOOTH BACK WHERE ANGEL SET UP HER

DRUMS WHY DID MAUREEN'S EQUIPMENT

BREAK DOWN WHY AM I THE WITNESS AND WHEN

I CAPTURE IT ON FILM WILL IT MEAN THAT IT'S THE END

AND I'M ALONE I TOOK THAT JOB AT BUZZLINE.

IT'S TRUE YOU SOLD YOUR GUITAR AND BOUGHT A CAR?

IT'S TRUE I'M LEAVING NOW FOR SANTA FE

IT'S TRUE YOU'RE WITH THIS YUPPIE SCUM?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER SPEAK TO HIM AGAIN

NOT NOW. WHO SAID THAT YOU HAVE ANY

SAY IN WHO SHE SAYS THINGS TO AT ALL?

YEAH. WHO SAID THAT YOU SHOULD

STICK YOUR NOSE IN OTHER PEOPLE'S --

WHO SAID I WAS TALKING TO YOU?

WE USED TO HAVE THIS FIGHT EACH NIGHT

CALM DOWN. SHE'D NEVER ADMIT I EXISTED

EVERYONE PLEASE. HE WAS THE SAME WAY HE WAS

ALWAYS "RUN AWAY, HIT THE ROAD,

DON'T COMMIT" YOU'RE FULL OF IT

MIMI -- SHE'S IN DENIAL

HE'S IN DENIAL DIDN'T GIVE AN INCH

GUYS. WHEN I GAVE A MILE

COME ON. I GAVE A MILE

GAVE A MILE TO WHO? COME ON GUYS CHILL.

I'D BE HAPPY TO DIE FOR A TASTE OF WHAT ANGEL HAD

SOMEONE TO LIVE FOR UNAFRAID TO SAY I LOVE YOU

ALL YOUR WORDS ARE NICE MIMI

BUT LOVE'S NOT A THREE WAY STREET

YOU'LL NEVER SHARE REAL LOVE UNTIL YOU LOVE YOUR SELF

I SHOULD KNOW YOU ALL SAID YOU'D BE COOL

TODAY SO PLEASE FOR MY SAKE -- I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S GONE I

CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS FAMILY

WILL DIE ANGEL HELPED US BELIEVE IN

LOVE I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DISAGREE

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS GOODBYE

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. I MISSED YOU.

OW. CALM DOWN, MAUREEN.

CALM DOWN, MAUREEN? GUYS.

THOMAS B. COLLINS? COMING.

I HEAR THERE ARE GREAT RESTAURANTS OUT WEST

SOME OF THE BEST.

HOW COULD SHE? HOW COULD YOU LET HER GO?

YOU JUST DON'T KNOW HOW COULD WE LOSE ANGEL?

MAYBE YOU'LL SEE WHY WHEN YOU STOP ESCAPING YOUR PAIN

AT LEAST NOW IF YOU TRY ANGEL'S DEATH WON'T BE IN VAIN

HER DEATH IS IN VAIN ARE YOU INSANE?

THERE'S SO MUCH TO CARE ABOUT THERE'S ME THERE'S MIMI

MIMI'S GOT HER BAGGAGE TOO

SO DO YOU WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT

I KNOW, WHAT TO DO A FRIEND

BUT WHO, MARK, ARE YOU? "MARK HAS GOT HIS WORK"

THEY SAY "MARK LIVES FOR HIS WORK" AND "MARK'S IN LOVE WITH

HIS WORK" IMPORTANT WORK, LIKE BUZZLINE.

KEEP HIDING IN YOUR WORK. HIDING?

FROM WHAT? FACING YOUR FAILURE FACING

YOUR LONELINESS FACING THE FACT YOU LIVE A

LIE YES, YOU LIVE A LIE TELL YOU

WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS PREACHING NOT TO

BE NUMB WHEN THAT'S HOW YOU THRIVE

YOU SAY YOU KNOW HOW WE ALL FEEL, BUT YOU REALLY DETACH FROM

FEELING ALIVE PERHAPS IT'S BECAUSE I'M

THE ONE OF US TO SURVIVE POOR BABY.

MIMI STILL LOVES ROGER IS ROGER REALLY JEALOUS OR AFRAID

THAT MIMI'S WEAK MIMI DID LOOK PALE

MIMI'S GOTTEN THIN MIMI'S RUNNING OUT OF TIME ROGER'S

RUNNING OUT THE DOOR -- NO MORE.

OH NO. I'VE GOTTA GO I'LL CALL.

I HATE THE FALL. YOU HEARD?

EVERY WORD YOU DON'T WANT BAGGAGE

WITHOUT LIFETIME GUARANTEES YOU DON'T WANT TO WATCH ME

DIE? I JUST CAME TO SAY GOODBYE,

LOVE GOODBYE, LOVE CAME TO SAY

GOODBYE, LOVE, GOODBYE JUST TO CAME TO SAY

GLORY GOODBYE LOVE

ONE BLAZE OF GOODBYE LOVE

GLORY GOODBYE LOVE, GOODBYE

I HAVE TO FIND PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME

UNDERSTAND I'M SCARED I NEED TO GO AWAY

I KNOW A PLACE, A CLINIC. A REHAB.

I COULD NEVER -- I'LL PAY.

GOODBYE LOVE GOODBYE LOVE CAME TO SAY GOODBYE, LOVE,

GOODBYE JUST CAME TO SAY GOODBYE

LOVE JUST CAME TO SAY GOODBYE

LOVE GOODBYE LOVE GOODBYE LOVE

HELLO DISEASE OFF THE PREMISES NOW.?

WE DON'T GIVE HANDOUTS HERE. WHAT HAPPENED TO "REST IN

PEACE?" OFF THE PREMISES, QUEER.

HEY.

TELL THE PRIEST I'LL BE RIGHT IN TO TAKE CARE OF IT.

AND WATCH YOUR MOUTH. YOU'RE TALKING TO MY FRIEND.

MUST BE NICE TO HAVE MONEY. SURE IS.

I THINK IT ONLY FAIR TO TELL YOU, YOU JUST PAID FOR THE

FUNERAL OF THE PERSON WHO KILLED YOUR DOG.

I KNOW.

I ALWAYS HATED THAT DOG. LET'S PAY HIM OFF, THEN WE'LL

ALL GET DRUNK. CAN'T.

I HAVE A BUSINESS MEETING. PUNK.

LET'S GO. WELL.

I GUESS I'M OFF TO SELL MY SOUL.

"MARK COHEN, FOR BUZZLINE.

COMING UP, DEVIL WORSHIPING WELFARE QUEENS ARE COMING TO

TAKE YOUR JOBS." OH MY GOD, WHAT AM I DOING?

DON'T BREATHE TOO DEEP DON'T THINK ALL DAY

DIVE INTO WORK DRIVE THE OTHER WAY

THAT DRIP OF HURT THAT PINT OF SHAME

GOES AWAY JUST PLAY THE GAME YOU'RE LIVING IN AMERICA AT

THE END OF THE MILLENNIUM YOU'RE LIVING IN AMERICA LEAVE

YOUR CONSCIENCE AT THE TONE AND WHEN YOU'RE LIVING IN

AMERICA AT THE END OF THE MILLENNIUM

YOU'RE WHAT YOU OWN THE FILMMAKER CANNOT SEE

AND THE SONGWRITER CANNOT HEAR

YET I SEE MIMI EVERYWHERE ANGEL'S VOICE IS IN MY

EAR JUST TIGHTEN THOSE

SHOULDERS JUST CLENCH YOUR JAW TIL

YOU FROWN JUST DON'T LET GO

OR YOU MAY DROWN YOU'RE LIVING IN AMERICA AT

THE END OF THE MILLENNIUM YOU'RE LIVING IN AMERICA WHERE

IT'S LIKE THE TWILIGHT ZONE AND WHEN YOU'RE LIVING IN

AMERICA AT THE END OF THE MILLENNIUM YOU'RE WHAT YOU

OWN SO I OWN NOT A NOTION I ESCAPE AND APE CONTENT I DON'T

OWN EMOTION, I RENT WHAT WAS IT ABOUT THAT NIGHT WHAT WAS IT

ABOUT THAT NIGHT CONNECTION IN AN ISOLATING AGE FOR ONCE

THE SHADOWS GAVE WAY TO LIGHT FOR ONCE THE SHADOWS GAVE WAY TO

LIGHT FOR ONCE I DIDN'T DISENGAGE ANGEL, MIMI I HEAR

YOU I SEE YOU I HEAR IT I SEE IT I SEE IT I HEAR IT I SEE

IT I HEAR IT MY FILM!

MY SONG! ALEXI?

ONE SONG MARK GLORY CALL ME A HYPOCRITE MIMI BUT I

NEED -- YOUR EYES I QUIT. DYING IN AMERICA AT THE END

OF THE MILLENNIUM WE'RE DYING IN AMERICA TO COME INTO

OUR OWN BUT WHEN YOU'RE DYING IN AMERICA AT THE END OF

THE MILLENNIUM YOU'RE NOT ALONE I'M NOT ALONE I'M NOT

ALONE SPEAK

ROGER THIS IS YOUR MOTHER

ROGER, HONEY I DON'T GET THESE

POSTCARDS MOVING TO SANTA FE, BACK IN

NEW YORK, STARTING A ROCK BAND ROGER WHERE ARE YOU

MIMI, CHICA DONDE ESTAS?

TU MAMA ESTA LLAMANDO DONDE ESTAS MIMI?

KITTEN WHEREVER ARE YOU

MARK, ARE YOU THERE ARE YOU THERE

I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S THERE WE'RE ALL HERE WISHING YOU

WERE HERE TOO WHERE ARE YOU

MARK, ARE YOU THERE ARE YOU

WHERE ARE YOU MARK ARE YOU THERE

ARE YOU THERE I DON'T KNOW IF

PLEASE CALL YOUR MOTHER

DECEMBER 24 10:00 PM

EASTERN STANDARD TIME I CAN'T BELIEVE A YEAR WENT

BY SO FAST NOW WE MEASURE HOW

THE YEAR HAS PASSED TURN THE PROJECTOR ON

FIRST SHOT ROGER WITH THE FENDER GUITAR

HE JUST GOT OUT OF HOCK WHEN HE SOLD THE CAR

THAT TOOK HIM AWAY AND BACK

I FOUND MY SONG FOUND HIS SONG

IF HE COULD JUST FIND MIMI

I TRIED - YOU KNOW I TRIED.

FADE IN ON MARK WHO'S STILL IN THE DARK

BUT HE'S GOT GREAT FOOTAGE

WHICH HE'S CUT TOGETHER TO SCREEN TONIGHT

FOR AN AUDIENCE OF ONE.

A NON-PAYING AUDIENCE OF ONE.

THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY THAT.

I MEAN IT.

I'M GLAD YOU'RE WORKING ON THIS.

I'M GLAD YOU'RE HOME.

THEN AGAIN, MAYBE WE WON'T SCREEN IT TONIGHT.

I CAN FIX IT.

I JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIND THE FLASHLIGHT IN THE DARK.

WITHOUT A FLASHLIGHT.

MAN, WHAT DO YOU TWO DO WHEN I'M NOT HERE?

I HAD A LITTLE HUNCH.

YOU COULD USE A LITTLE FLOW.

TUTORING AGAIN? NEGATIVE.

BACK AT N.Y.U.?

NO, NO, NO -- I REWIRED THE ATM AT THE FOOD

EMPORIUM.

TO PROVIDE AN HONORARIUM TO ANYONE WITH THE CODE.

THE CODE A-N-G-E-L

YET, ROBIN HOODING ISN'T THE SOLUTION.

THE POWERS THAT BE MUST BE UNDERMINED WHERE THEY DWELL.

IN A SMALL, EXCLUSIVE GOURMET INSTITUTION --

WHERE WE OVERCHARGE THE WEALTHY CLIENTELE

LET'S OPEN UP A RESTAURANT IN

AHH, AHH SANTA FE

SANTA FE WITH A PRIVATE

CORNER BANQUETTE AHH, AHH

IN THE BACK IN THE BACK

WE'LL MAKE IT YET AHH, AHH

WE'LL SOMEHOW GET TO SANTA FE

SANTA FE BUT YOU'D MISS NEW YORK

BEFORE YOU COULD UNPACK OHH

MARK!

ROGER!

ANYONE HELP!

MAUREEN? IT'S MIMI - WE CAN'T GET HER

UP THE STAIRS.

NO! SHE WAS HUDDLED IN THE PARK

IN THE DARK AND SHE WAS FREEZING

AND BEGGED TO SEE YOU LET'S GET HER INSIDE.

OH GOD.

ROGER -- GOT A LIGHT

I KNOW YOU YOU'RE SHIVERING

SHE'S BEEN LIVING ON THE STREET.

WE NEED SOME HEAT.

I'M SHIVERING.

WE CAN BUY SOME WOOD, AND SOMETHING TO EAT.

I'M AFRAID SHE NEEDS MORE THAN HEAT

I HEARD THAT.

COLLINS WILL CALL FOR A DOCTOR, HONEY

DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON MIMI, ME, ME

HELLO?

911?

I'M ON HOLD.

COLD, COLD -- WOULD YOU LIGHT

MY CANDLE YES.

OH, GOD -- FIND A

I SHOULD TELL YOU I SHOULD TELL YOU

I SHOULD TELL YOU I SHOULD TELL YOU

I SHOULD TELL YOU BENNY WASN'T ANY

SHHH I KNOW.

I SHOULD TELL YOU WHY I LEFT

IT WASN'T â ~CAUSE I DIDN'T

I KNOW I SHOULD TELL YOU

I SHOULD TELL YOU I SHOULD TELL YOU

I LOVE YOU WHO DO YOU THINK

I LOVE YOU WHO DO YOU THINK

YOU ARE? LEAVING ME ALONE WITH

MY GUITAR HOLD ON

THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD HEAR

IT ISN'T MUCH BUT IT TOOK ALL YEAR

YOUR EYES AS WE SAID OUR GOODBYES

CAN'T GET THEM OUT OF MY MIND

AND I FIND I CAN'T HIDE FROM

YOUR EYES THE ONES THAT TOOK ME

BY SURPRISE THE NIGHT YOU CAME INTO

MY LIFE WHERE THERE'S MOONLIGHT

I SEE YOUR EYES HOW'D I LET YOU SLIP AWAY

WHEN I'M LONGING SO TO HOLD YOU

NOW I'D DIE FOR ONE MORE DAY

'CAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU

YES, THERE'S SOMETHING I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU

WHEN I LOOKED INTO YOUR EYES

WHY DOES DISTANCE MAKE US WISE?

YOU WERE THE SONG ALL ALONG

AND BEFORE THE SONG DIES

I SHOULD TELL YOU I SHOULD TELL YOU

I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU YOU CAN SEE IT IN MY EYES

I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU YOU CAN SEE IT IN MY EYES

MIMI! MOOOOOOOOOO!

MIMI! MOOOOOOOOOO!

MIMI! MOOOOOOOOOO!

WHAT?

I JUMPED OVER THE MOOOOOOON!

YES!

I WAS IN A TUNNEL.

HEADING FOR THIS WARM, WHITE LIGHT --

OH, MY GOD.

AND I SWEAR ANGEL WAS THERE.

AND SHE LOOKED GOOD!

AND SHE SAID, "TURN AROUND GIRLFRIEND, AND LISTEN TO THAT

BOY'S SONG --" SHE'S DRENCHED

HER FEVER'S BREAKING THERE IS NO FUTURE

THERE IS NO PAST THANK GOD THIS MOMENT'S

NOT THE LAST THERE'S ONLY US

THERE'S ONLY THIS FORGET REGRET OR LIFE

IS YOURS TO MISS NO OTHER ROAD NO

OTHER WAY NO DAY BUT TODAY

I CAN'T CONTROL WILL I LOSE MY DIGNITY

MY DESTINY WILL SOMEONE CARE

I TRUST MY SOUL WILL I WAKE TOMORROW

MY ONLY GOAL FROM THIS

IS JUST TO BE NIGHTMARE

WITHOUT YOU THERE'S ONLY NOW

THE HAND GROPES THERE'S ONLY

THE EAR HEARS HERE

THE PULSE BEATS GIVE IN TO LOVE

LIFE GOES ON OR LIVE IN FEAR

BUT I'M GONE NO OTHER PATH

â CAUSE NO OTHER WAY

I DIE WITHOUT YOU NO DAY BUT TODAY

I DIE WITHOUT YOU NO DAY BUT TODAY

I DIE WITHOUT YOU NO DAY BUT TODAY

I DIE WITHOUT YOU NO DAY BUT TODAY

I DIE WITHOUT YOU NO DAY BUT TODAY

I DIE WITHOUT YOU NO DAY BUT TODAY

I DIE WITHOUT YOU NO DAY BUT TODAY

I DIE WITHOUT YOU NO DAY BUT TODAY

NO DAY BUT TODAY FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVE

THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVE

THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVE

THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVE

THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVE

THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVE

THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED MINUTES

FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND

MOMENTS SO DEAR ELVE HUNDRED

TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED MINUTES

HOW DO YOU MEASURE MEASURE A YEAR?

HOW ABOUT LOVE HOW ABOUT LOVE

HOW ABOUT LOVE MEASURE IN LOVE

SEASONS OF LOVE LOVE

SEASONS OF LOVE

FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND

SIX HUNDRED MINUTES FIVE HUNDRED

TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND JOURNEYS TO PLAN

FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND

SIX HUNDRED MINUTES HOW DO YOU MEASURE

THE LIFE OF A WOMAN OR A MAN?

IN TRUTHS THAT SHE LEARNED OR IN TIMES THAT HE CRIED

IN BRIDGES HE BURNED OR THE WAY THAT SHE

DIED IT'S TIME NOW

TO SING OUT THO' THE STORY NEVER ENDS

LET'S CELEBRATE REMEMBER A YEAR IN THE

LIFE OF FRIENDS REMEMBER THE LOVE

REMEMBER THE LOVE REMEMBER THE LOVE

MEASURE IN LOVE MEASURE, MEASURE YOUR

LIFE IN LOVE SEASONS OF LOVE

LIFE IN LOVE SEASONS OF LOVE

SEASONS OF LOVE

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