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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,302 --> 00:00:03,137 - I WILL INSTITUTE A REDUCTION IN TAXES 2 00:00:03,171 --> 00:00:04,505 FOR THE SMALL-BUSINESS OWNER 3 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:06,740 AS WELL AS A 7% SURCHARGE 4 00:00:06,774 --> 00:00:10,511 ON ALL NONLOCAL BUSINESS-RELATED DEVELOPMENT. 5 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:14,415 TOGETHER WE WILL BUILD A BETTER PAWNEE. 6 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:16,817 - SO WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR HERE 7 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:19,653 ARE YOUR OVERALL IMPRESSIONS OF THIS CANDIDATE. 8 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:22,390 WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT HER? WHAT DON'T YOU LIKE ABOUT HER? 9 00:00:22,423 --> 00:00:24,792 HER IDEAS, HER VOICE, HER CLOTHES PROBABLY. 10 00:00:24,825 --> 00:00:27,261 - WELL, MY CAMPAIGN HAS A LITTLE MOMENTUM, 11 00:00:27,295 --> 00:00:30,531 SO WE'RE TRYING TO CAPITALIZE ON THAT BY DOING A FOCUS GROUP. 12 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:34,235 SOME THINGS ARE VERY HELPFUL. OTHER THINGS ARE NOT SO HELPFUL. 13 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:38,206 ALL THE THINGS MAKE ME FEEL A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT MYSELF. 14 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:40,274 - SHE'S KINDA SHORT, DON'T YOU THINK? 15 00:00:40,308 --> 00:00:41,209 AGGRESSIVELY SHORT ALMOST. 16 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:42,510 IT'S LIKE SHE'S THROWING IT IN MY FACE. 17 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:43,844 - INSIGHTFUL. 18 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:46,647 - YOU, SIR, SAID YOU WOULD NOT VOTE FOR HER, CORRECT? 19 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:49,550 - YEAH. YEAH, SHE SEEMS A LITTLE UPTIGHT. 20 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:50,684 SHE DOESN'T SEEM LIKE 21 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:53,821 THE KIND OF PERSON YOU COULD GO BOWLING WITH, YOU KNOW? 22 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:54,655 - WHAT? THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 23 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:57,491 I AM EXCELLENT AT BOWLING. ASK RON. 24 00:00:57,525 --> 00:00:59,560 - LESLIE, I KNOW IT'S TOUGH TO HEAR THESE THINGS, 25 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:02,463 BUT JUST TRY NOT TO GET OBSESSED OVER ONE COMMENT. 26 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:05,266 - YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT. I'M NOT OBSESSING. 27 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:06,467 - OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 28 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:07,735 - I'M JUST REMINDING MYSELF TO TELL RON 29 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:09,170 TO TELL YOU HOW GOOD I AM AT BOWLING. 30 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:10,104 - ALL RIGHT. 31 00:01:10,138 --> 00:01:11,572 - I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS SMART, 32 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:14,242 AND I'D VOTE FOR HER. - THERE YOU GO. 33 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:16,810 - ALTHOUGH I ONCE KNEW A LESLIE, AND, UH, SHE WAS JUST AWFUL. 34 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:19,280 SO NOW I HATE ALL LESLIES. 35 00:01:19,313 --> 00:01:21,449 WOULD SHE CONSIDER CHANGING HER NAME? 36 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:24,452 [triumphant music] 37 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:32,493 * 38 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:43,371 - OKAY, HERE WE GO. 39 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:45,639 71% SAID THAT YOU HAVE A STRONG COMMAND OF THE ISSUES. 40 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:48,609 THAT IS GOOD, BUT ONLY 33% 41 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:50,378 SAID THAT THEY WOULD CONSIDER VOTING FOR YOU. 42 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:51,545 - MM, YEAH, THAT'S REALLY INTERESTING STUFF. 43 00:01:51,579 --> 00:01:52,413 WHY DID THAT GUY SAY THAT HE 44 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,781 WOULDN'T WANT TO GO BOWLING WITH ME? 45 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:55,916 - YOU REALLY HAVE TO LET THAT GO. 46 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,651 - I'VE NEVER BEEN VERY GOOD AT LETTING THINGS GO. 47 00:01:57,685 --> 00:02:01,455 I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES A FUN TUG-OF-WAR WITH A DOG 48 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:03,524 OVER A CHEW TOY TURNED CONTENTIOUS. 49 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:06,160 ONE OF US ALWAYS ENDS UP MAD. 50 00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:07,861 I DID SOME RESEARCH TOO ABOUT THE GUY WHO SAID THE THING 51 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:09,863 ABOUT ME AND BOWLING, AND HIS NAME IS DEREK. 52 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:11,465 - OH, MY GOD. 53 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:13,367 - AND GET THIS--HE'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD OF A BOWLER. 54 00:02:13,401 --> 00:02:14,335 HIS AVERAGE IS 132, 55 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:16,170 ACCORDING TO THE MOST RECENT AVAILABLE DATA. 56 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:18,839 - LESLIE, THAT COMMENT 57 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:21,509 WASN'T REALLY ABOUT WHETHER YOU'RE GOOD AT BOWLING-- 58 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,611 - WHICH I AM. ASK RON. - WHICH WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE. 59 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,346 - BUT SOME PEOPLE HAVE THE IMPRESSION 60 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:27,648 THAT YOU'RE A LITTLE ELITIST OR INTELLECTUAL OR SOMETHING. 61 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:30,351 - THAT IS SO SEXIST. IT'S JUST BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN. 62 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:32,753 WOULD THEY DEIGN TO SAY SUCH THINGS 63 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:34,922 TO WOODROW WILSON OR BENJAMIN DISRAELI-- 64 00:02:34,955 --> 00:02:36,490 OKAY, I SEE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 65 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:37,525 - SEE, A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T VOTE WITH THEIR BRAINS. 66 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:38,892 THEY VOTE WITH THEIR GUTS. 67 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:40,494 I KNOW YOU'RE FUN, AND YOU CAN HAVE A GOOD TIME. 68 00:02:40,528 --> 00:02:42,630 THE PUBLIC NEEDS TO SEE THAT. 69 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:46,467 - WELL, THEN MAYBE THE CAMPAIGN SHOULD HOST A BOWLING NIGHT. 70 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,502 - HMM. - IT WOULD BE LAID-BACK. 71 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:50,304 EVERYONE HAVING FUN, GREAT PHOTO OP. 72 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:51,472 - THAT COULD ACTUALLY WORK. 73 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:52,506 - ALSO I'M REALLY GOOD AT BOWLING. 74 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:54,242 - NO, I DON'T THINK I BELIEVE YOU. 75 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:55,343 IS THERE ANYONE I CAN ASK? 76 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:56,777 - YEAH. ASK RON. 77 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:59,947 OH, OKAY. YOU'RE KIDDING. 78 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:01,582 - ALL RIGHT, IT IS TIME 79 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:04,485 FOR THE 12TH LESLIE KNOPE FUNDRAISING PHONE BANK. 80 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:05,953 IS EVERYBODY FEELING GOOD? 81 00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:07,988 - OH, I DON'T KNOW, JERRY. IT'S SUNDAY NIGHT, 82 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,590 I'M MAKING PHONE CALLS TO STRANGERS, 83 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:11,559 AND YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE. 84 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:12,893 MY LIFE COULDN'T BE WORSE. 85 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:14,428 - HEY! 86 00:03:14,462 --> 00:03:15,929 LET'S GET THIS PHONE PARTY STARTED. 87 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:18,266 - NO. - SORRY I'M LATE, GUYS. 88 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:19,400 - I KNOW THIS KIND OF THING 89 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:21,335 CAN BE A GRIND, BUT BEN SAID THAT THIS 90 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:23,904 IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING WE CAN DO TO HELP LESLIE. 91 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:26,274 SO TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE FUN. 92 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:29,377 YOU'RE PROBABLY THINKING, HOW COULD IT POSSIBLY BE FUN? 93 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:30,878 [laughter] 94 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:33,881 - NO ONE'S THINKING THAT. - I KINDA WAS. 95 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:36,417 - I WAS NOT. 96 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:38,319 - WHY ARE WE LAUGHING? 97 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:40,588 - WELL, ANYWAY, TONIGHT WE ARE GONNA SPICE THINGS UP 98 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:42,290 WITH A LITTLE COMPETITION. 99 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:44,258 WHOEVER RAISES THE MOST MONEY BY THE END OF THE NIGHT 100 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:48,262 WILL WIN TWO FREE MOVIE PASSES TO THE PAWNEE MONO-PLEX. 101 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:49,897 - YOU REALLY THINK THAT'S GONNA MOTIVATE PEOPLE-- 102 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:52,366 - OH, MY GOD. 103 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:55,469 I COULD USE THAT FOR A ROMANTIC NIGHT WITH MILLICENT GERGICH. 104 00:03:55,503 --> 00:03:57,271 OUT OF MY WAY, SUCKERS. 105 00:03:57,305 --> 00:03:59,373 AS CITY MANAGER, I PLAY NO FAVORITES. 106 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:00,808 BUT AS A PRIVATE CITIZEN, 107 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:03,444 I AM FREE TO SUPPORT WHOMEVER I CHOOSE, 108 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:05,479 AND I CHOOSE TO SUPPORT TEAM KNOPE 109 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:08,048 'CAUSE THEY'RE THE BEST. EVERYBODY'S THE BEST. 110 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:12,353 WE'RE ALL WINNERS. 111 00:04:12,386 --> 00:04:13,687 - DO I LOOK LAID-BACK? 112 00:04:13,721 --> 00:04:16,490 - YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO LOOK LAID-BACK. 113 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:18,426 - HOW ABOUT NOW? 114 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:20,794 - I THINK JUST--MAYBE JUST STAND HOW YOU WOULD NORMALLY STAND. 115 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:23,063 - OKAY. 116 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,499 I FORGET NOW. HEY, RON. 117 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:27,635 THANKS FOR COMING, MAN. - OF COURSE. 118 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:30,571 THIS BOWLING ALLEY HAS MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT IN PAWNEE. 119 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,978 - REALLY? YOU'RE NOT SCARED TO EAT HERE? 120 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:41,915 - WHEN I EAT, IT IS THE FOOD THAT IS SCARED. 121 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,451 WHY ARE YOU SITTING WEIRD? 122 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:46,520 - DAMN IT. - WHO'S READY TO BOWL SO HARD? 123 00:04:46,554 --> 00:04:49,089 TOMMY'S NEW BOWLING SWAG. 124 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,591 - YOU KNOW WHAT? WHEN YOU DO IT, 125 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:51,959 YOU REALLY DO IT. 126 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:53,394 GOOD FOR YOU, MAN. 127 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:55,963 - HELLO, I'M CALLING ON BEHALF OF LESLIE KNOPE, 128 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:57,765 WHO IS RUNNING FOR CITY COUNCIL. 129 00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:00,701 IS THIS DEIRDRE SPLATTERFORK? 130 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:01,902 THAT IS LITERALLY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL NAME 131 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:03,504 I HAVE EVER HEARD. 132 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:06,474 - NO, I DON'T THINK WE CAN ACCEPT DONATIONS OVER $50. 133 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:07,508 - I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHY YOU WOULD NEED 134 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:09,577 MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, 135 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:11,445 BUT--WELL, YEAH, NO. YOU'RE RIGHT. 136 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:13,581 I GUESS IT COULDN'T HURT TO GIVE IT TO YOU. IT'S 210-- 137 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:15,649 - ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 138 00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:18,452 [chuckles] WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 139 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:20,354 - FINE, IF YOU DON'T WANNA DONATE, THEN DON'T. 140 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:21,422 OH, BY THE WAY... 141 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:23,924 [creepy voice] I'M CALLING FROM INSIDE YOUR HOUSE. 142 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:27,561 - HA HA! $100. - WHOA. 143 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:30,964 - THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. I CANNOT BE STOPPED. 144 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:32,900 * COME ON NOW GET SOME MONEY * 145 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:34,668 * COME ON, APRIL GET AN EARPIECE * 146 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:36,069 * COME ON DO IT * 147 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:37,270 - I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT PRIZE, 148 00:05:37,304 --> 00:05:40,374 BUT I'M GONNA WIN BECAUSE I WANT HIS HAPPINESS TO GO AWAY. 149 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:42,142 [sighs] 150 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,877 - TYPE IN "T REX" FOR ME. 151 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:46,647 NO, NO, NO. UM, "T-BOZ." 152 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:50,518 WAIT, WAIT. "TOMMY TSUNAMI." 153 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:51,752 NO, "TICKY TICKY TOM-TOM." 154 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:54,121 NO, "FLY GUY." 155 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:55,389 - I WROTE "TOM." 156 00:05:55,423 --> 00:05:57,458 - CLASSIC. TIMELESS. 157 00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:59,727 I LOVE IT. 158 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:02,963 - "GIRL"? 159 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:04,598 - I SAW YOUR AD FROM WHEN YOU WERE A KID, 160 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:06,099 BUT IT'S NICE TO HAVE A BEER AND GET TO KNOW YOU. 161 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:07,100 - AW, THANKS, RICH. 162 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:09,470 OH, HERE. SMILE. 163 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:11,439 MAYBE YOU'LL GET YOUR PICTURE IN THE PAWNEE JOURNAL. 164 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:12,473 [camera snaps] 165 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:13,474 - HEY, THIS IS GOING REALLY WELL. 166 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:15,042 PRETTY DECENT TURNOUT. 167 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:17,645 - YEAH, YOU KNOW, I FEEL VERY, YOU KNOW, CASUAL, RELAXED. 168 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:21,549 - HEY, IS THAT THE GUY FROM THE--FROM THE FOCUS GROUP? 169 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,817 - HUH. I DON'T KNOW. 170 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:25,619 - I THINK IT IS. - IS IT? 171 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:27,187 - EXCUSE ME, SIR, WOULD YOU MIND TELLING ME 172 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,457 HOW YOU HEARD ABOUT THE EVENT TONIGHT? 173 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:32,059 - OH, UH, I GOT A WEIRD INVITATION IN THE MAIL. 174 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:34,428 - I DIDN'T REALIZE WE WERE SENDING OUT INVITATIONS. 175 00:06:34,462 --> 00:06:35,929 - OH. 176 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:39,467 - HEY, YOU'RE THAT GIRL FROM THE FOCUS GROUP THING I DID. 177 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,001 - OH, I WOULDN'T KNOW. 178 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:43,003 I'M NEVER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GLASS WITH THOSE THINGS. 179 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:44,538 - CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC? 180 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:48,642 - YEP. 181 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:50,778 - STRAIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE. 182 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:53,881 NO HOOK, NO SPIN, NO FUSS. 183 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:58,619 ANYTHING MORE AND THIS BECOMES FIGURE SKATING. 184 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:00,521 - COME ON, BIG GIRL. 185 00:07:00,554 --> 00:07:03,957 LET'S KNOCK THESE LITTLE PINS DOWN. 186 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,662 - OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU SERIOUS? 187 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:11,699 - SON, PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU. 188 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,843 - BOOM! [claps] 189 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:25,713 THAT RIGHT THERE-- TOMMY'S STRIKE. 190 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:27,848 - LESLIE, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BIG PICTURE? 191 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:29,216 - I'M THINKING ABOUT THE BIG PICTURE. 192 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:30,551 I'M TRYING TO MAKE THE PICTURE BIGGER 193 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:31,619 BY INCLUDING THIS GUY IN IT. 194 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:34,655 I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT MY GENDER OR MY HEIGHT, 195 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:39,159 BUT I CAN WIN THAT GUY OVER WITH A FUN ROUND OF BOWLING. 196 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:41,495 - WE NEED EVERYONE HERE TO SEE A DIFFERENT SIDE OF LESLIE KNOPE, 197 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:42,696 NOT ONE SPECIFIC PERSON. 198 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:44,498 SOME PEOPLE JUST AREN'T GONNA LIKE YOU. 199 00:07:44,532 --> 00:07:47,200 LET IT GO. - OKAY, I HEAR YOU. 200 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:50,137 I'LL TREAT HIM JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 201 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:52,573 I'LL JUST SAY HI TO HIM, SHAKE HIS HAND, 202 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:54,207 BUY A HIM A FEW BEERS, 203 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:56,577 SHARE A FEW LAUGHS, BOWL A FEW FRAMES, 204 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:58,145 LOSE INTENTIONALLY TO MAKE HIM FEEL GOOD, 205 00:07:58,178 --> 00:07:59,146 FRIEND HIM ON FACEBOOK. 206 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:02,516 AND BY THE END OF THE NIGHT, HE WILL BE MINE. 207 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:09,022 - WHOA, "THAR" SHE BOWLS. 208 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:11,224 I'M LESLIE KNOPE. 209 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:12,660 YOU WANNA BOWL? YOU WANNA BOWL TOGETHER? 210 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:13,661 YOU WANNA BE, LIKE, BOWL BUDDIES? 211 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:14,562 - SURE. 212 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:17,264 - GREAT, JUST A CASUAL GAME, YOU KNOW? 213 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:19,967 NO BIGGIE. - YOU OKAY? 214 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,770 MY SISTER HAS SCOLIOSIS, AND I THINK YOU MIGHT, YOU KNOW-- 215 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:24,638 - OH, NO. NO, I'M JUST-- I'M JUST BEING CAS. 216 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:26,173 WHAT ARE YOU ROCKING? A 15 POUNDER? 217 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:28,976 - 16. - WHOA, HEY, GOOD FOR YOU. 218 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,311 OH, THERE THEY ARE. I JUST ORDERED SOME WINGS FOR US. 219 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,646 YOU LIKE WINGS? 220 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,715 - LOVE THEM. - REALLY? WHO KNEW? 221 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:37,851 I KNEW. 222 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:44,191 DAMN IT. 223 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:45,993 - WHY ARE YOU MAD? YOU BOWLED A STRIKE. 224 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,596 - THAT'S HOW I MOTIVATE MYSELF, YOU KNOW? 225 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:49,897 NEVER GOOD ENOUGH. [clears throat] 226 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,799 LET ME GET YOU A BEER. - COOL. 227 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:55,869 - THESE BEERS ARE AS COLD AS THE TUKTOYAKTUK WINTER ROAD. 228 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:58,305 - YOU WATCH ICE ROAD TRUCKERS? 229 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:01,108 - YEAH, DUDE. IT'S MY GUILTY PLEASURE. 230 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:04,144 - TOM, I'M ASKING YOU AS A MAN TO STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY. 231 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:16,056 - BOOM! - WHAT THE [bleep]? 232 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:18,859 - HELLO, IS THIS MRS. GALLIVAN? 233 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:22,129 WELL, MY NAME IS APRIL, AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT, 234 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:25,633 I'M RAISING MONEY FOR A CITY COUNCIL CANDIDATE I BELIEVE IN. 235 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:27,635 NO, MIRA, MIRA, MIRA, MIRA, MIRA. 236 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:29,136 IT'S, LIKE, WHATEVER YOU WANT. 237 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:30,704 LIKE, $10. IT DON'T MATTER. 238 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:32,205 - [southern accent] WELL, I RECKON IT'S JUST LIKE 239 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,708 GRAMMY MARTHA TOLD ME AND MY COUSINS, 240 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:37,244 "YOU CAN'T EAT THE BISCUITS IF YOU DON'T PAY FOR THE FLOUR." 241 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:40,247 [laughs, mouths words] 242 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:43,283 - PUT THE PHONE DOWN, TAKE A DEEP BREATH, 243 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:46,019 AND THEN YOU ARE GOING TO TELL STEVEN 244 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:49,990 THAT YOU WILL BE TREATED WITH RESPECT, OKAY? 245 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:52,225 AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR DONATION. 246 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,327 - WELL, GEE, I DON'T KNOW, FRED. 247 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:58,231 ALL I KNOW IS THAT I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD 248 00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,967 THAT'S A BETTER PLACE, 249 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,870 AND YOUR CONTRIBUTION WILL DEFINITELY HELP US GET THERE, 250 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:06,339 TO THE... [sighs] 251 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:11,211 BETTER-PLACE WORLD, FRED. 252 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:13,280 - YEEHAW! 253 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:16,349 MAN, MOVE OVER, PINS. THERE'S A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN. 254 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:20,253 YOU ARE SO DOWN WITH STRIKES, THEY SHOULD CALL YOU NORMA RAE. 255 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,690 - WHO'S THAT? - IT'S A... 256 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,758 SALLY FIELD MOVIE ABOUT UNIONS. DOESN'T MATTER. 257 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,059 THE POINT IS, YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THIS. 258 00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:28,361 - IT'S YOUR TURN. TRY NOT TO BREAK A NAIL. 259 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:31,164 - AH, CLASSIC DEREK WITH THE ZINGS. 260 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:32,966 MAN, THAT'S WHAT BOWLING IS ALL ABOUT--HEY. 261 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,134 - HOW'S IT GOING? 262 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,335 - IT'S GOING REALLY GOOD. - OH, GOOD. 263 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,037 - UM, WE'RE JUST HANGING OUT AND HAVING A VERY GOOD TIME. 264 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,205 - OKAY, I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT 265 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:41,208 WHEN YOU'RE BOWLING, TRY NOT TO FIXATE ON JUST ONE PIN. 266 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:44,277 YOU'RE TRYING TO KNOCK DOWN A LOT OF PINS. 267 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,714 - I REALIZE THAT, BUT I WILL KNOCK DOWN THIS PIN, 268 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,181 AND THEN THIS PIN WILL KNOCK DOWN ALL THE OTHER PINS. 269 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:49,182 - REALLY? - MM-HMM. 270 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:51,885 - HEY, COULD YOU GET ME ANOTHER ONE OF THESE? 271 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:53,320 - I-- I DON'T WORK HERE. 272 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:55,022 - CLASSIC DEREK. 273 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:57,157 - I AM TAKING A PROBIOTIC TEA BREAK. 274 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,458 AND WHILE THAT IS HAPPENING, 275 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,659 I THOUGHT I MIGHT SHARE SOME BIG NEWS. 276 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:03,731 I AM GOING TO ASK MILLICENT GERGICH TO MOVE IN WITH ME. 277 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:06,133 D-I--I MEAN, IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU OF COURSE, JERRY. 278 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:09,770 - UH, YEAH. [chuckles] OF COURSE. SURE. 279 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,204 - THAT'S AWESOME, MAN. 280 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:13,240 HEY, DO YOU GUYS WANNA LIVE HERE WITH US AND BEN 281 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:15,142 AND CHAMPION, THE THREE-LEGGED DOG? 282 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:18,278 - THAT IS AN AMAZING OFFER. - YES! 283 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:20,280 - BUT I THINK WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA GET OUR OWN PLACE. 284 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,249 I'M ALREADY WORKING WITH A REAL ESTATE AGENT 285 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:23,817 TO FIND AN OCTAGONAL HOUSE. 286 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,119 I'VE DONE SOME READING, AND AN OCTAGON 287 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:28,188 IS THE OPTIMAL SHAPE FOR A HOME IN TERMS OF ENERGY FLOW. 288 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,190 - YOU KNOW, CHRIS, I HATE TO PULL RANK, 289 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,825 BUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK, 290 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,260 WOULD YOU MIND GOING IN THE LIVING ROOM, 291 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,462 JUST, YOU KNOW, SO IT DOESN'T DISTURB EVERYBODY ELSE. 292 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:38,398 - JERRY, I LOVE IT WHEN YOU PULL RANK. 293 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:39,767 - YOU'RE BEING WEIRD. WHY? 294 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,869 - MILLI'S GONNA BREAK UP WITH CHRIS. 295 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,170 - [whispers] SHUT UP. 296 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,171 - OH, MY GOD, THAT'S GONNA SUPER WEIRD 297 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,839 WHEN THEY MOVE IN TOGETHER. 298 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:49,209 - YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHEN, BUT SHE IS DEFINITELY GONNA DO IT. 299 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:58,786 - NICE. 300 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,158 HEY, RON. WERE YOU TRYING TO GET A SEVEN? 301 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:07,060 BECAUSE IF YOU WERE, YOU DID A GREAT JOB. 302 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:11,164 - I AM VERY ANGRY RIGHT NOW. 303 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:14,067 - [whines] - WHAT? 304 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:16,904 [cries] MY FINGER WAS IN THERE. 305 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,271 RON CRUSHED MY FINGER. 306 00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:20,273 I THINK IT MIGHT BE BROKEN. 307 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:23,476 - ARE YOU A FEMALE BIRD? - IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 308 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:26,246 - OH, MY GOD, IT'S ALREADY SWOLLEN. 309 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,782 - TOM, MY GOD, DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE AT ALL? 310 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:31,184 - YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE. YOU'RE JEALOUS OF MY GIFT. 311 00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,520 - OKAY, COME ON, TWEETY BIRD, LET'S GET YOU SOME ICE. 312 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,923 - IT HURTS. - COME ON. 313 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:39,026 - WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, MAN. 314 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:41,161 FUN MATCH, FUN GAME, GOOD TIMES. 315 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,963 DID YOU HAVE FUN? - YEAH. 316 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:45,498 I'M NOT ONE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT FREE BEER AND FREE BOWLING. 317 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,067 SEE YOU AROUND. - OKAY. 318 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,936 - UH, JUST ONE SECOND. 319 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:52,272 I'M RUNNING FOR CITY COUNCIL, AS YOU KNOW, 320 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,541 AND UH, JUST WONDERING, DO I HAVE YOUR VOTE? 321 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:57,077 - NO. - [chuckles] DEREK. 322 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,545 YOU OLD SO-AND-SO. 323 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,013 FOR REALS, CAN I COUNT ON YOUR VOTE? 324 00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:02,482 - YEAH, NO, UM, I DON'T THINK SO. 325 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:06,186 - BUT WE'VE BEEN HERE BOWLING ALL NIGHT, 326 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,420 AND WE'VE BEEN HAVING FUN. 327 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:11,191 AND YOU'RE STILL NOT GONNA VOTE FOR ME? WHY? 328 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:14,261 - I DON'T LIKE YOU, OKAY? - LESLIE, LESLIE. 329 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,296 - WELL, YOU'RE A CRAPPY BOWLER, 330 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,831 AND I PRETENDED TO LOSE TO YOU. 331 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,867 - YEAH, RIGHT. I DESTROYED YOU. 332 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,034 - NO, IT'S TRUE. 333 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,603 I AM A REALLY GOOD BOWLER. ASK RON. 334 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,205 - I DON'T KNOW WHO RON IS. 335 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,907 BUT IF YOU'RE SO GREAT, LET'S PLAY AGAIN. 336 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,241 - GOOD. I'D LOVE TO. 337 00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:30,310 TELL YOU WHAT, IF I WIN, I GET YOUR VOTE. 338 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,379 - IF I WIN, YOU CLEAN MY HOUSE FOR A MONTH. 339 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,014 - DONE. - HEY, LESLIE. 340 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:36,183 I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY GOOD FRIEND, ANYONE ELSE. 341 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:37,484 NOT NOW, BEN. 342 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,920 I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE DEREK'S ASS TO MY FOOT. 343 00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,955 - GET ME ANOTHER BEER. 344 00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:43,190 - I DON'T WORK HERE. 345 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,392 - $20? THANK YOU. 346 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,494 UH, YOU KNOW, WE'RE REALLY LOOKING FOR DONATIONS 347 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:50,297 MORE IN THE $10,000 RANGE. 348 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,165 - HI, GUYS. - HEY. 349 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,034 JUST ONE SECOND. LET ME GET OFF THIS CALL. 350 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:58,605 HI, I'M SO SORRY. I'M BACK. 351 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:01,942 - [clears throat] 352 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:08,215 - [whistling] 353 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:11,418 WHAT, CHAMPION? YOU NEED TO GO OUTSIDE NOW? 354 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:14,221 COME ON. THAT A BOY. 355 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:19,026 SORRY, HE'S-- HATES AWKWARD SITUATIONS. 356 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:27,334 - OH! 357 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,402 - TERRIBLE MOONWALK. - DON'T CARE. 358 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,208 - YEAH, WHAT'S UP NOW, HUH? 359 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:39,346 - AW, YOU GOT A SPARE. THAT'S SO CUTE. 360 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,181 CHECK OUT THE SCOREBOARD. 361 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:44,651 - SO MILLICENT AND I ARE GOING TO TAKE A NICE LITTLE STROLL, 362 00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:45,852 AND I'LL BE BACK SOON. 363 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:46,619 - YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT TO TAKE THE REST OF THE NIGHT OFF, 364 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,455 YOU KNOW, THAT WOULD BE FINE. 365 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,323 - WELL, I DON'T THINK THAT WILL BE NECESSARY. 366 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:53,326 UNLESS YOU ALSO WANT TO GO GET DINNER. 367 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,395 - NOPE, THIS WON'T TAKE TOO LONG. 368 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,564 - CHRIS, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE A JACKET WITH YOU. 369 00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,967 IT'S ABOUT TO GET COLD OUT THERE. 370 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,568 - THANKS, DONNA, BUT MILLICENT'S COMPANY WILL KEEP ME WARM. 371 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,103 - TAKE THE JACKET. 372 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:06,239 - I WISHED FOR HIS HAPPINESS TO GO AWAY. 373 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:09,242 I MIGHT BE A WIZARD. 374 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,981 - HEY, DEREK. WHAT A DEFEAT, MAN. 375 00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,216 I MEAN, I DID NOT EXPECT TO WIN BY THAT MUCH. 376 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,351 BUT I WARNED YOU, I AM A GOOD BOWLER. 377 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,453 - WHATEVER. - ALL JOKING ASIDE, 378 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,389 I WANNA SAY THAT I ACTUALLY HAD FUN. 379 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,558 AND I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR VOTE IN THE SPRING. 380 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,660 - YEAH, I'LL JUST WRITE IN "BITCH." 381 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,396 - I'M SORRY, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? 382 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,398 - JUST IGNORE HIM. HE'S BEING A JERK. 383 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,466 - I SAID SHE'S A BITCH. 384 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,969 - OH, MY GOD. - WHAT THE HELL? 385 00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:38,205 - I'M SO SORRY. 386 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:40,340 I'M SO SORRY. - THAT WAS AWESOME. 387 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:44,077 - I'M SO SORRY. 388 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:51,118 - OH, LOOK. HERE'S THAT PHOTO OP YOU WANTED. 389 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,185 - SO YOU KNOW, TH-- THAT'S EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED. 390 00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:53,186 SO IT WAS JUST WHAT HAPPENED. IT WAS JUST LIKE, 391 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,022 [imitates gunfire] 392 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,756 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? - I DON'T KNOW, I JUST-- 393 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:57,624 I HAVE A LOT OF ADRENALINE RIGHT NOW. 394 00:15:57,657 --> 00:16:00,327 - JUST TAKE A FEW DEEP BREATHS, OKAY? 395 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,728 - THE GUY SAID HE MIGHT PRESS CHARGES. 396 00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:03,230 - YEAH, WELL, RANDY, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW 397 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,664 THAT WE WILL NOT BE PRESSING CHARGES. 398 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,233 - YEAH, THAT REALLY WASN'T AN OPTION. 399 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,168 - COME ON, THE GUY WAS BEING A TOTAL JERK. 400 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,003 WHAT BEN DID WAS WARRANTED 401 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:11,638 AND EXTREMELY AWESOME, BY THE WAY. 402 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,540 DID YOU WRITE DOWN HOW AWESOME IT WAS? 403 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:14,707 - WHEN WE WRITE OFFICIAL REPORTS, 404 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:17,510 WE REFRAIN FROM USING WORDS LIKE "JERK" OR "AWESOME." 405 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,712 - HEY, HERE YOU GO. - HEY. 406 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,614 - WOW, YOU AND ME, HUH? HURT "FINGIES." 407 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,051 - NO, NO, TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT INJURIES. 408 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:27,087 - OKAY, YOU-- JUST HANG IN THERE, OKAY? 409 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,189 OKAY, LOVE YOU TOO. BYE-BYE. 410 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,691 WELL, THAT WAS MILLI. IT HAPPENED. 411 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,026 SHE BROKE UP WITH CHRIS. 412 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:35,028 - BOO. - DAMN YOU, JERRY. 413 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,064 - IT'S NOT MY FAULT. 414 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:39,066 - WELL, I FEEL SORRY FOR THE MAN. 415 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,201 - WELL, ANYWAY, THE FUNDRAISING CHALLENGE IS OVER, 416 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,036 AND THE WINNER-- WHOA. 417 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,205 WE HAVE A SURPRISE WINNER, APRIL. 418 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:48,241 APRIL WINS TWO TICKETS TO THE PAWNEE MONO-PLEX. 419 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:51,778 - [laughs] YES. THAT'S MY WIFE. 420 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,082 - OKAY, EVERYTHING'S SETTLED HERE. 421 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,084 WANNA HEAD HOME? - NO. 422 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,752 WE HAVEN'T FINISHED YET. LAST FRAME, YOUR TURN. 423 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:02,722 - HE HURT HIS HAND. - LAST FRAME, GO. 424 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,625 - FINE, I'LL BOWL ONE-HANDED, LIKE AN IDIOT. 425 00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:15,468 WHOO! - OH, COME ON. 426 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,304 - KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME. 427 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,139 OW, MY "FINGIE" STILL HURTS. 428 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,608 - OH, THE BRAVERY. THE PERSEVERANCE. 429 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:22,642 YOU'RE AN AMERICAN HERO. 430 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,677 - AND THE BEST PART IS, BEAUTIFUL, 431 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,814 YOU GET TO DRIVE THE CHAMPION HOME. 432 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,117 - WELL, THE HEADLINE I WOULD'VE GONE WITH IS 433 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:35,088 "NO-STRIKE-BOWLING BOWLER STRUCK BY KNOPE'S STRIKING BEAU." 434 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:35,822 - OKAY, ONE MORE TIME. 435 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,824 LET ME RESIGN. 436 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,292 IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT TRULY PROTECTS YOU. 437 00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:41,328 - NON-STARTER. 438 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:44,564 - [sighs] OKAY. NOW WHEN YOU TAKE QUESTIONS, 439 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,100 I THINK YOU SHOULD BE BRIEF AND SINCERE. 440 00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,768 DON'T TRY TO JUSTIFY WHAT I DID. 441 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,870 JUST APOLOGIZE AGAIN, AND STAY ON SCRIPT. 442 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,106 ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU DON'T NEED MORE WHIPPED CREAM? 443 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,175 - NOT TODAY. I DON'T DESERVE IT. 444 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:59,779 I GOT US INTO THIS MESS BECAUSE I WAS FIXATING ON THAT GUY. 445 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,181 BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 446 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,882 I DO NEED MORE WHIPPED CREAM. MA'AM. 447 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,185 [knock at door] 448 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,686 - HI. 449 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:09,822 - APRIL LUDGATE. HOW ARE YOU DOING? 450 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:13,860 - UH, WHATEVER. I'M FINE. 451 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:14,827 UM, HOW ARE YOU? 452 00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:17,864 - WELL, AS YOU MAY KNOW, MILLICENT GERGICH 453 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,166 ENDED OUR RELATIONSHIP LAST NIGHT, 454 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,668 WHICH WAS DISAPPOINTING. 455 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,537 BUT HERE'S WHY 456 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:28,107 IT MAY BE THE GREATEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED. 457 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:37,217 - YEAH, GOOD POINT. 458 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,918 HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT THAT WAY. 459 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:42,889 UM, HERE. 460 00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,257 TAKE THESE TICKETS. 461 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,159 - OH, NO, NO, NO. Y-YOU EARNED THEM. 462 00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:46,893 - THEY'RE MOVIE TICKETS, CHRIS. 463 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,329 THEY'RE, LIKE, 8 BUCKS. 464 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,330 IT'S A GESTURE. 465 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:51,464 - THERE ARE THREE OF THEM. 466 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:52,299 I THOUGHT THERE WERE ONLY TWO. 467 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,334 - YEAH, I KNOW, I BOUGHT ANOTHER ONE 468 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:57,170 BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE YOU, ME, AND ANDY 469 00:18:57,204 --> 00:19:01,641 COULD GO TO THE MOVIES SOMETIME. 470 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,876 JUST TAKE THE STUPID TICKETS. 471 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,912 I'M JUST TRYING TO BE NICE. 472 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:10,450 - THANK YOU. - THERE YOU GO. 473 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,553 OKAY, BYE. 474 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,522 - LESLIE, ARE YOU GOING TO FIRE BEN WYATT? 475 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:16,956 - ARE YOU GOING TO SUSPEND YOUR CAMPAIGN? 476 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,592 - I'D LIKE TO FIRST START BY SAYING THANK YOU FOR COMING. 477 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,361 AND ON BEHALF OF BEN WYATT 478 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,330 AND EVERYONE INVOLVED IN MY CAMPAIGN, 479 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,498 I'M VERY SORRY FOR WHAT HAPPENED 480 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:29,336 AT THE ROCK N' ROLL BOWLING ALLEY LAST NIGHT. 481 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:32,772 YOU KNOW WHAT? NO, I'M NOT. 482 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,207 [scoffs] I-- I'M NOT SORRY. 483 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:37,410 THIS GUY WAS DRUNK, AND HE WAS AGGRESSIVE. 484 00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:38,945 AND HE WAS RUDE, AND HE WAS FOUL-MOUTHED. 485 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:42,315 AND HE CALLED ME BY MY SECOND LEAST FAVORITE TERM FOR A WOMAN, 486 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,417 AND MY CAMPAIGN MANAGER PUNCHED HIM. 487 00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:45,685 I DO NOT CONDONE VIOLENCE, 488 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:48,821 BUT I HAVE TO BE HONEST, IT WAS AWESOME. 489 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:52,525 AND MY CAMPAIGN MANAGER AND I MADE OUT A LOT AFTERWARD. 490 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,960 AH, I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT. 491 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,995 BUT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. 492 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,731 DEREK HATES ME, AND I DON'T PARTICULARLY LIKE HIM. 493 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:03,403 SO WHAT'S THE POINT, RIGHT, DEREK? 494 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,472 - I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE BEING KIND OF A BITCH RIGHT NOW. 495 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,840 - SEE? SO I'M NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE. 496 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,842 AND IF PEOPLE WON'T VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE OF THAT, 497 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,344 WELL, THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT. 498 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,012 BUT YOU SHOULD BE WARNED. 499 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,981 IF YOU DO NOT VOTE FOR ME, 500 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:17,584 MY BOYFRIEND MIGHT BEAT YOU UP. 501 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,352 NOW IF ANYONE HAS ANY QUESTIONS 502 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:23,423 ABOUT THE ISSUES FACING OUR CITY, I'M RIGHT HERE. 503 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:26,259 - OKAY, WHAT ARE YOUR OVERALL IMPRESSIONS OF THIS WOMAN? 504 00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:29,762 WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT HER? WHAT DON'T YOU LIKE ABOUT HER? 505 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:30,897 - I LIKE HER. - WHAT DO YOU LIKE 506 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:31,764 ABOUT HER SPECIFICALLY? 507 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,966 - I DON'T KNOW. SHE'S TOUGH, I GUESS. 508 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,034 I JUST LIKE HER. 509 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,937 - I LIKE THAT THAT ONE GUY PUNCHED THAT OTHER GUY, 510 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,707 AND THEN I LIKE THAT SHE STOOD BY HIM. 511 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,442 - SEE? PEOPLE VOTE WITH THEIR GUT. 512 00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,944 - YEAH, THAT GUY SAID HE DIDN'T LIKE MY EARRINGS. 513 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:49,649 GO PUNCH HIM. - SURE. 514 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:50,517 - HERE YOU GO. LANE EIGHT. 515 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:54,253 - NO, LANE 22. THE ONE AT THE VERY END. 516 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,529 SON OF A BITCH. 517 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:08,568 [grunting] 518 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:18,678 - HEY, PERFECT GAME. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 519 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:19,912 PUT IT UP ON A WALL. 520 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,448 - I WAS NEVER HERE, 521 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,316 AND YOU WILL NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN. 522 00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:27,916 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 39326

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