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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,836 --> 00:00:06,237 It's pretty great having Andy working in the building. 2 00:00:06,362 --> 00:00:07,796 The guy is so much fun. 3 00:00:07,921 --> 00:00:09,146 His new thing... 4 00:00:09,271 --> 00:00:10,571 Piggyback rides. 5 00:00:11,013 --> 00:00:12,298 Anytime you want. 6 00:00:12,723 --> 00:00:14,273 Piggyback! Piggyback! 7 00:00:14,517 --> 00:00:15,517 Move! 8 00:00:15,768 --> 00:00:17,037 Piggyback. Bam! 9 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:27,840 Giddyup! 10 00:00:30,899 --> 00:00:32,701 Councilman Howser. Hello. 11 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:34,617 - Hello. - Did you get my proposal 12 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:37,831 for the possible re-zoning of lot 48? 13 00:00:38,126 --> 00:00:39,733 I have been busy. 14 00:00:39,918 --> 00:00:43,369 But I think it would be a really great thing for the neighborhood. 15 00:00:43,494 --> 00:00:46,256 I don't doubt it, but it's really a question of resource allocation. 16 00:00:46,606 --> 00:00:48,048 I completely understand that. 17 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:50,218 But we know that if we want to find the money, 18 00:00:50,426 --> 00:00:51,435 we can. 19 00:00:52,231 --> 00:00:53,221 I'm running late. 20 00:00:53,429 --> 00:00:54,597 I'll walk with you. 21 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:57,142 See, the thing is, when we allocate money for Parks... 22 00:00:57,350 --> 00:00:58,710 - Feygnasse Team - 23 00:00:58,835 --> 00:01:00,502 . :: La Fabrique ::. 24 00:01:01,149 --> 00:01:02,941 Episode 210 Hunting Trip 25 00:01:04,744 --> 00:01:05,764 mpm 26 00:01:06,611 --> 00:01:07,721 lestat78 27 00:01:17,708 --> 00:01:19,881 Just a reminder, tomorrow's a half day. 28 00:01:20,006 --> 00:01:21,962 Jerry, Mark, and I have to conduct 29 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,461 the annual trail survey 30 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:26,111 at Slippery Elm Park. 31 00:01:26,624 --> 00:01:28,631 I had the trail survey hats made 32 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:30,680 to commemorate the trip. 33 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:32,235 Nice, Jerry. 34 00:01:33,123 --> 00:01:35,220 And if you have any questions about the details, 35 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:37,474 feel free to shoot me an email. 36 00:01:41,657 --> 00:01:43,826 The only trails he's gonna be surveying 37 00:01:43,951 --> 00:01:45,903 are trails of lies and deception. 38 00:01:46,134 --> 00:01:47,984 Ron has a special deal with the park rangers. 39 00:01:48,450 --> 00:01:50,696 Every November, they let him use their cabin, 40 00:01:50,821 --> 00:01:53,907 so he can go on a secret hunting trip with all the guys in the office. 41 00:01:54,242 --> 00:01:56,117 Not all the guys. He's never taken me. 42 00:01:56,378 --> 00:01:57,778 Fine, all the men. 43 00:01:58,499 --> 00:02:00,064 Ron, let's cut the bull. 44 00:02:00,189 --> 00:02:03,498 I want me, Tom, and all the other ladies included on your hunting trip. 45 00:02:04,405 --> 00:02:05,555 Hunting trip? 46 00:02:05,947 --> 00:02:08,603 We're doing a trail survey, Leslie. 47 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:10,965 You're literally listening to turkey calls. 48 00:02:12,034 --> 00:02:13,464 Is this not rap? 49 00:02:14,036 --> 00:02:15,504 - Come on. - All right, look. 50 00:02:15,629 --> 00:02:17,794 It's not just a hunting trip. 51 00:02:19,386 --> 00:02:20,767 It's a tradition. 52 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:22,835 I am really good at hunting. 53 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:25,605 And I'm even better at being one of the guys. 54 00:02:26,439 --> 00:02:28,039 It's a work event, 55 00:02:29,091 --> 00:02:31,319 so, legally, I can't stop you from coming. 56 00:02:31,444 --> 00:02:34,194 This is gonna be so fun! I'll bring s'mores. 57 00:02:34,508 --> 00:02:35,958 And just like that, 58 00:02:37,075 --> 00:02:39,775 the one tiny aspect of government I enjoyed 59 00:02:40,259 --> 00:02:42,559 was clubbed to death before my eyes. 60 00:02:43,122 --> 00:02:45,682 April, I need you to do something for me. 61 00:02:45,807 --> 00:02:47,657 I'm going hunting tomorrow, 62 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:50,689 so call the State Parks Office and get verbal confirmation 63 00:02:50,814 --> 00:02:52,507 that our budget documentation is in. 64 00:02:53,178 --> 00:02:54,942 Can I tell you the 16 tracking number, 65 00:02:55,067 --> 00:02:57,095 or do you want me to write it down? 66 00:02:57,467 --> 00:03:00,212 - Can you handle this? - You want me to dial a number, 67 00:03:00,337 --> 00:03:02,266 and then read another number out loud? 68 00:03:03,559 --> 00:03:04,936 Can you handle this? 69 00:03:08,601 --> 00:03:09,901 Well, try. Okay? 70 00:03:10,317 --> 00:03:11,588 And if you do it, 71 00:03:11,713 --> 00:03:13,860 I will name the first turkey I shoot after you. 72 00:03:15,202 --> 00:03:16,202 Cool. 73 00:03:20,573 --> 00:03:22,348 Ann, ready to bag some birds? 74 00:03:22,473 --> 00:03:24,754 No, but I am ready to relax by the fire 75 00:03:24,879 --> 00:03:26,857 and get my real simple magazine on. 76 00:03:26,982 --> 00:03:29,482 If you change your mind, you are now officially 77 00:03:29,607 --> 00:03:31,363 a licensed Indiana hunter. 78 00:03:31,898 --> 00:03:32,898 Gross. 79 00:03:38,669 --> 00:03:41,851 Hello, you have reached the Indiana State Parks Department. 80 00:03:41,976 --> 00:03:45,105 Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line. 81 00:03:55,602 --> 00:03:57,483 - Here we go. - Here we are. 82 00:03:57,739 --> 00:03:59,073 There's Ron. 83 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:01,659 It's pretty! I thought it was gonna be gross. 84 00:04:05,205 --> 00:04:06,396 Holy cow. 85 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:09,040 It is good to be back! 86 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:10,650 Sneak attack! 87 00:04:12,698 --> 00:04:14,368 - Damn it! - I'm the pants king! 88 00:04:14,493 --> 00:04:16,214 - Bow to me. - Bow. I bow. 89 00:04:17,699 --> 00:04:19,199 I'm the pants queen! 90 00:04:20,952 --> 00:04:22,180 What the hell! 91 00:04:23,286 --> 00:04:24,936 Bow to the pants queen. 92 00:04:25,622 --> 00:04:28,526 When you're out with the boys, you gotta be ready for a good pantsing. 93 00:04:28,763 --> 00:04:32,363 That's why I have suspenders that connect my bra to my jeans. 94 00:04:33,686 --> 00:04:35,318 Ron "P. Diddy" combs. 95 00:04:35,727 --> 00:04:38,446 I have to admit, this place is pretty tight. 96 00:04:39,049 --> 00:04:40,990 May I interest anyone in some chew? 97 00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:42,325 Nice touch. 98 00:04:43,371 --> 00:04:44,784 Let me get some of that. 99 00:04:44,994 --> 00:04:46,454 - You sure? - Yeah. 100 00:04:46,579 --> 00:04:48,789 I would not have pegged you as a user of mouth tobacco. 101 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:51,284 I'm full of surprises, Ron. 102 00:04:51,409 --> 00:04:53,809 Man, my stomach's a little upset. 103 00:04:54,140 --> 00:04:55,505 I feel a little queasy. 104 00:04:55,713 --> 00:04:58,174 That might be the chew. You could spit it out. 105 00:04:58,826 --> 00:04:59,842 I swallowed it. 106 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:01,469 You're supposed to swallow it? 107 00:05:10,450 --> 00:05:11,450 All right. 108 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:14,493 Poor little buddy. 109 00:05:14,618 --> 00:05:16,824 That's why they call it chew and not swallow. 110 00:05:16,949 --> 00:05:19,278 - Am I right, Ron? - Yes, you are right. 111 00:05:21,113 --> 00:05:22,823 All right, safety basics. 112 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:26,744 Tell me why it's bad to look down the barrel of your gun? 113 00:05:27,123 --> 00:05:28,588 Is that a trick question? 114 00:05:28,713 --> 00:05:30,241 No, Donna, don't! Please. 115 00:05:30,707 --> 00:05:33,672 Rule number one, do not point the weapon at a person. 116 00:05:33,797 --> 00:05:35,461 That includes your own face. 117 00:05:35,856 --> 00:05:38,391 Now, every year before we go on our first hunt, 118 00:05:38,516 --> 00:05:40,516 we do a toast, so grab a beer. 119 00:05:44,808 --> 00:05:45,972 To the hunt. 120 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,065 Hear, hear! 121 00:05:47,190 --> 00:05:48,640 And to the hunters. 122 00:05:49,569 --> 00:05:51,669 The only way to defeat the beast 123 00:05:51,957 --> 00:05:53,857 is to find the beast within. 124 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:56,357 - Pretty good. - Hear, hear! 125 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:57,599 Right on! 126 00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:59,069 Ron, your toast sucked. 127 00:05:59,194 --> 00:06:00,528 The traditional toast 128 00:06:00,841 --> 00:06:02,367 is "to the hunt." 129 00:06:03,010 --> 00:06:04,749 And it is said by me. 130 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:06,655 You all set, Mark? 131 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:08,742 Maybe we could do mixed doubles. 132 00:06:08,867 --> 00:06:10,121 Boy/girl, boy/girl. 133 00:06:10,430 --> 00:06:12,707 You said that we were gonna hunt together. 134 00:06:13,174 --> 00:06:16,460 I always forget because you're so pretty you're not used to rejection. 135 00:06:17,187 --> 00:06:18,921 I have to hunt with Ron. 136 00:06:19,131 --> 00:06:21,346 - Ann, we'll go together. - Perfect. 137 00:06:21,601 --> 00:06:25,351 I hope you're ready to discuss some college bowl game scenarios. 138 00:06:26,242 --> 00:06:27,073 Bully. 139 00:06:37,470 --> 00:06:38,731 Can you come here? 140 00:06:39,276 --> 00:06:41,333 - What's up? - I've been on hold for an hour. 141 00:06:41,458 --> 00:06:43,404 I really have to pee. Can you sit here 142 00:06:43,614 --> 00:06:44,871 and just listen? 143 00:06:44,996 --> 00:06:46,032 Please? Great. 144 00:06:46,538 --> 00:06:50,138 And if they answer, can you just read those numbers out loud? 145 00:06:53,671 --> 00:06:55,541 Now here's the female adolescent turkey. 146 00:06:57,723 --> 00:07:00,400 Could you hear the difference? The turkeys can. 147 00:07:06,743 --> 00:07:08,888 We do that the first time one of us hits something. 148 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,006 Cool. 149 00:07:10,131 --> 00:07:11,724 No. You missed it. 150 00:07:13,107 --> 00:07:14,948 Look, Ron, I know this weekend 151 00:07:15,073 --> 00:07:18,133 you were looking forward to a lot of man on man on man action, 152 00:07:18,258 --> 00:07:21,971 but I wanted to say I'm very grateful that you let me come along on this trip. 153 00:07:22,096 --> 00:07:23,196 That's fine. 154 00:07:23,321 --> 00:07:26,685 I'm just glad you didn't end up inviting more of the motor... 155 00:07:27,843 --> 00:07:28,990 What the***? 156 00:07:29,827 --> 00:07:32,420 - What the hell? Give me some warning. - I saw a quail. 157 00:07:32,684 --> 00:07:34,707 Sorry, man. You snooze, you lose. 158 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:44,882 I think this is gonna be a really good bonding sess for me and Ron. 159 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,801 Guys love it when you can show them 160 00:07:46,926 --> 00:07:49,261 you're better than they are at something they love. 161 00:07:50,868 --> 00:07:52,080 Check this out. 162 00:07:52,766 --> 00:07:54,386 I am on hold 163 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,352 with the State Parks Department 164 00:07:57,131 --> 00:07:58,521 I am on hold 165 00:07:58,941 --> 00:08:00,897 so suck on my butt 166 00:08:01,192 --> 00:08:01,982 Nice. 167 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:07,801 They didn't answer, obviously. 168 00:08:07,926 --> 00:08:09,057 Where is everyone? 169 00:08:09,182 --> 00:08:11,033 - Hunting trip. - Hunting trip? 170 00:08:11,298 --> 00:08:12,284 Did Mark go? 171 00:08:12,936 --> 00:08:15,162 That's cool. At least he's not with Ann. 172 00:08:15,330 --> 00:08:17,172 - No, Ann's there. - God! 173 00:08:17,877 --> 00:08:20,068 How come he gets to do all the things I want to do? 174 00:08:20,193 --> 00:08:21,359 Go hunting... 175 00:08:21,844 --> 00:08:22,844 Ann... 176 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:24,713 Maybe a deer will eat him. 177 00:08:28,802 --> 00:08:29,890 That'd be awesome, 178 00:08:30,015 --> 00:08:32,221 but I don't think that will happen, probably. 179 00:08:32,431 --> 00:08:35,382 You surprised that my breasts didn't throw my aim off? 180 00:08:35,507 --> 00:08:36,757 Leslie, please. 181 00:08:37,129 --> 00:08:39,979 I don't care that you're a girl, I just don't like change. 182 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:43,232 I like the same place, the same people, telling the same stories, 183 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,293 and seeing who can bag the most turkeys. 184 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:48,696 You like hunting with the same people because you can beat 'em. 185 00:08:51,157 --> 00:08:53,242 100 bucks says I bag more birds than you. 186 00:08:53,728 --> 00:08:54,535 You're on. 187 00:08:55,131 --> 00:08:57,605 Let's split up. I do it better alone. 188 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,476 Yeah, you do. See? 189 00:08:59,904 --> 00:09:01,222 Just one of the guys. 190 00:09:03,401 --> 00:09:05,431 Your favorite cake can't be birthday cake. 191 00:09:05,556 --> 00:09:08,359 That's like saying, your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. 192 00:09:08,484 --> 00:09:09,967 I love breakfast cereal. 193 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,678 Look, some kind of bird. Let's kill it. You talkin' to me, bitch? 194 00:09:17,868 --> 00:09:19,470 What were you aiming at? 195 00:09:19,595 --> 00:09:20,498 Nothin'. 196 00:09:28,729 --> 00:09:30,529 I can understand why people like that. 197 00:09:37,134 --> 00:09:38,659 And keeping one's eyes open 198 00:09:38,784 --> 00:09:40,706 is always a good rule of thumb around guns. 199 00:09:41,829 --> 00:09:43,523 This is such a great day. 200 00:09:43,648 --> 00:09:47,348 See, at my house I've got a wife and three beautiful daughters. 201 00:09:48,047 --> 00:09:50,647 But this trip, it is the one time of year 202 00:09:51,096 --> 00:09:52,992 I get to pee standing up. 203 00:09:56,690 --> 00:09:58,090 I love that sound. 204 00:10:00,155 --> 00:10:01,405 I've been shot! 205 00:10:03,491 --> 00:10:04,741 I've been shot! 206 00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:14,962 Somebody shot me in the head! 207 00:10:21,618 --> 00:10:22,623 My God! 208 00:10:23,150 --> 00:10:24,150 Over here. 209 00:10:24,502 --> 00:10:25,918 Ron, I have your hat. 210 00:10:26,658 --> 00:10:29,768 - Are you in a lot of pain? - I was shot in the head with a shotgun! 211 00:10:29,893 --> 00:10:31,445 Ron, it's not that serious. 212 00:10:31,570 --> 00:10:33,091 I just need you to stay calm. 213 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:36,685 I'm just gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me. 214 00:10:37,139 --> 00:10:39,472 Ron, we called 911, and they're gonna send a ranger. 215 00:10:39,929 --> 00:10:41,801 Damn! This is a mess. 216 00:10:42,139 --> 00:10:44,183 The rangers won't let us come back next year. 217 00:10:44,308 --> 00:10:46,270 We're not gonna think about that right now. 218 00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:48,274 Can you put him on the day bed 219 00:10:48,442 --> 00:10:50,516 - in the carcass room? - Day bed? 220 00:10:52,946 --> 00:10:54,146 Is that Donna? 221 00:11:03,512 --> 00:11:04,662 Are you okay? 222 00:11:05,094 --> 00:11:06,459 What is it, your heart? 223 00:11:06,584 --> 00:11:08,467 Are you having trouble breathing? 224 00:11:08,592 --> 00:11:09,592 Someone... 225 00:11:15,818 --> 00:11:18,469 - Here's your scotch, Ron. - Jerry's here. Here's your scotch. 226 00:11:18,638 --> 00:11:19,738 There we go. 227 00:11:20,065 --> 00:11:23,495 Hey, you know what is great? Ann's gonna take care of you. 228 00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:26,052 And Ann is the best nurse in north America. 229 00:11:26,177 --> 00:11:27,877 All right. There we go. 230 00:11:29,374 --> 00:11:31,815 - What? You okay? - Did you... Did you shoot me? 231 00:11:32,168 --> 00:11:33,015 What? 232 00:11:34,154 --> 00:11:37,696 There was a bird kind of near me, and I know you want to prove yourself. 233 00:11:37,866 --> 00:11:39,407 No, I swear I didn't. 234 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,450 I swear to God, I've never shot anyone. 235 00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:43,500 You better find out who it was. 236 00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:45,643 And then purchase them a coffin 237 00:11:45,768 --> 00:11:47,707 because I'm gonna rip them apart! 238 00:11:50,128 --> 00:11:51,128 Marco. 239 00:11:52,327 --> 00:11:53,177 Polo. 240 00:12:07,503 --> 00:12:10,555 How are you feeling? Are you dizzy? Are you light-headed? 241 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:13,166 When I look at my palm, I see a lady's mouth 242 00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:14,841 french kissing a dog. 243 00:12:15,345 --> 00:12:16,318 Is that normal? 244 00:12:16,488 --> 00:12:18,724 The pain medication I gave you is pretty strong. 245 00:12:18,849 --> 00:12:21,559 Donna uses it for menstrual cramps. How many did you take? 246 00:12:21,684 --> 00:12:23,392 Seve... Eight. 247 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:26,331 But I washed 'em down with plenty of fluids. 248 00:12:26,456 --> 00:12:28,889 You cannot drink scotch with this! 249 00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:31,714 You're gonna need to purge right now, okay? 250 00:12:31,839 --> 00:12:34,964 - No, I'm not wasting 20-year scotch. - Can you open his mouth? 251 00:12:35,089 --> 00:12:36,505 - What? - Open his mouth. 252 00:12:37,033 --> 00:12:40,248 - Open his mouth! - I'm not making myself throw up. 253 00:12:40,621 --> 00:12:42,720 Ron, I'm sorry. We have to do this. 254 00:12:42,889 --> 00:12:44,740 - This is for your own good. - I'll bite you! 255 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:47,200 - Open your mouth. - Leslie, grab his moustache. 256 00:12:47,325 --> 00:12:48,519 Open your mouth. 257 00:12:48,687 --> 00:12:50,036 Get his chest up. 258 00:12:50,161 --> 00:12:52,397 - Open your mouth! - His shoulders! 259 00:12:55,643 --> 00:12:58,194 The good news is Ron is resting comfortably. 260 00:12:58,660 --> 00:13:00,279 Is he okay? Is he gonna live? 261 00:13:00,850 --> 00:13:02,026 I think so. 262 00:13:02,504 --> 00:13:05,088 Although I am hoping that he has some memory loss. 263 00:13:05,213 --> 00:13:07,661 On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how pissed is he? 264 00:13:08,053 --> 00:13:10,753 Well, he's very curious about who shot him. 265 00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:13,334 So if you did it, just say "I did it". 266 00:13:15,565 --> 00:13:17,213 Come on, person who shot Ron. 267 00:13:21,545 --> 00:13:23,001 I think it's a little weird 268 00:13:23,126 --> 00:13:26,013 that nobody wants to admit that they shot Ron in the head. 269 00:13:26,436 --> 00:13:28,098 Maybe Ron shot himself. 270 00:13:28,268 --> 00:13:30,050 He has seemed really depressed lately. 271 00:13:30,175 --> 00:13:32,045 He was shot in the back of the head. 272 00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:35,363 - Right, he loves the back of his head. - He would never shoot himself there. 273 00:13:35,488 --> 00:13:37,942 It could have been someone else. Someone not in our group. 274 00:13:38,345 --> 00:13:40,592 You think someone is hunting us? 275 00:13:40,827 --> 00:13:42,522 Man is the most dangerous game. 276 00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:43,947 To the predator. 277 00:13:44,350 --> 00:13:46,703 I did smell something out there, and it wasn't human. 278 00:13:46,828 --> 00:13:48,137 That was pine trees. 279 00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:49,733 The predator can see heat. 280 00:13:49,858 --> 00:13:51,331 We should cover ourselves in mud. 281 00:13:51,499 --> 00:13:52,957 It could still be out there. 282 00:13:54,592 --> 00:13:56,919 - Did you hear that? - Actually, I did hear something. 283 00:13:57,088 --> 00:13:58,796 - There's someone. - I get my gun. 284 00:13:58,965 --> 00:14:01,048 Scare him off. Shoot over his head. 285 00:14:01,305 --> 00:14:03,879 What's that gonna do? I'm gonna shoot under its head. 286 00:14:04,004 --> 00:14:06,512 - Don't shoot anyone. - What are you doing? 287 00:14:07,671 --> 00:14:08,681 Don't shoot! 288 00:14:09,728 --> 00:14:12,228 It's Craig from Reinhold Mercedes! 289 00:14:12,937 --> 00:14:14,563 Craig, I got you, dawg! 290 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,005 Don't worry, I'm comin'! 291 00:14:16,130 --> 00:14:18,567 Attention, person who shot me in the head. 292 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:21,976 I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna tear you apart! 293 00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:24,699 Bed. Now. 294 00:14:29,822 --> 00:14:31,672 That man wasn't my brother. 295 00:14:32,569 --> 00:14:33,969 He was my husband! 296 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:40,088 - How was that? That wasn't good? - Yeah, you can do better. 297 00:14:40,256 --> 00:14:42,965 - Gimme another one. - I'm pregnant... 298 00:14:43,775 --> 00:14:45,259 With Josh Groban's baby! 299 00:14:48,837 --> 00:14:50,097 That was good. 300 00:14:50,539 --> 00:14:51,598 You do one. 301 00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:56,520 What do you mean the squirrel... 302 00:14:57,017 --> 00:14:59,376 took the nuts out of the... 303 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:03,902 Out of that kid's backpack... And ate 'em? 304 00:15:05,227 --> 00:15:07,406 You have to give me a reason to spit. 305 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,041 To spit. 306 00:15:10,444 --> 00:15:13,746 - Don't ask me a question. - I won't. Okay, not a question. 307 00:15:14,495 --> 00:15:17,049 I've lived in Pawnee my whole life. 308 00:15:20,989 --> 00:15:22,239 That is a fact. 309 00:15:22,861 --> 00:15:24,534 A fact about me. 310 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:28,302 You have... 311 00:15:34,018 --> 00:15:36,703 - Hey, how is he? - He's, pretty out of it. 312 00:15:36,828 --> 00:15:39,646 - He's talking about you in his sleep. - Good stuff? 313 00:15:40,319 --> 00:15:41,982 - How's it going out there? - Terribly. 314 00:15:42,365 --> 00:15:45,277 No one will admit they shot Ron, and no one saw it happen. 315 00:15:45,546 --> 00:15:46,779 I know what happened. 316 00:15:47,839 --> 00:15:48,697 You do? 317 00:15:50,429 --> 00:15:53,869 I heard about the accident, and I need to know who is responsible. 318 00:15:54,561 --> 00:15:56,747 I don't know. That's the problem. 319 00:15:56,916 --> 00:15:57,831 I am. 320 00:15:58,994 --> 00:16:00,303 I shot Ron Swanson. 321 00:16:00,795 --> 00:16:02,294 You shot my Mercedes? 322 00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:03,613 What? No. No! 323 00:16:06,055 --> 00:16:09,236 You can follow my light? No, not your whole head, just the eyes. 324 00:16:12,256 --> 00:16:13,848 - What month is it? - November 325 00:16:14,668 --> 00:16:16,558 Why are you taking the blame for this? 326 00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:19,720 Don't worry about it. I know what I'm doing. 327 00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:21,495 Just go look after Ron. 328 00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:25,609 So what happened? 329 00:16:25,778 --> 00:16:28,283 Did you forget to check the entire field? 330 00:16:28,408 --> 00:16:31,365 I find a lot of women have problems with tunnel vision. 331 00:16:32,887 --> 00:16:34,702 No, I'm an excellent hunter. 332 00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:36,663 How did you end up shooting a guy, then? 333 00:16:37,193 --> 00:16:38,191 Fair enough. 334 00:16:38,316 --> 00:16:40,124 I was walking in the woods, 335 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,749 and then I tripped and my gun went off. 336 00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:46,969 - So you forgot to put the safety on. - No, I always have the safety on. 337 00:16:48,651 --> 00:16:51,443 While I was tripping, I saw a quail, 338 00:16:51,568 --> 00:16:53,137 and I shot at it. 339 00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:54,430 In mid-trip? 340 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,599 No. That's... 341 00:16:57,534 --> 00:16:58,782 Okay, fine. 342 00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:02,069 I got that tunnel vision... 343 00:17:02,274 --> 00:17:03,524 that girls get. 344 00:17:05,461 --> 00:17:08,143 - That's what happened. End of story. - I think you're hysterical 345 00:17:08,268 --> 00:17:10,327 because of all the excitement, obviously. 346 00:17:10,452 --> 00:17:12,865 So I'm just not following your story. All right? 347 00:17:14,756 --> 00:17:16,982 I let my emotions get the best of me. 348 00:17:17,107 --> 00:17:20,163 I just... I cared too much, I guess. 349 00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:23,083 I was thinking with my lady parts. 350 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,116 I was walking, and I felt something icky. 351 00:17:25,241 --> 00:17:28,226 I thought there was gonna be chocolate. I don't even remember. 352 00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:32,427 I'm wearing a new bra, and it closes in the front. 353 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,761 So it popped open and it threw me off. 354 00:17:34,975 --> 00:17:36,661 All I want to do is have babies. 355 00:17:36,786 --> 00:17:39,683 Are you single? I'm going through a thing right now. 356 00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:42,838 I guess when my life's incomplete, I want to shoot someone. 357 00:17:42,963 --> 00:17:45,463 This would not happen if I had a penis! 358 00:17:45,709 --> 00:17:47,705 What? Bitches be crazy. 359 00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:49,694 I'm good at tolerating pain, 360 00:17:50,201 --> 00:17:53,461 I'm bad at math, and I'm stupid. 361 00:17:54,246 --> 00:17:55,824 I wonder what they're doing. 362 00:17:56,003 --> 00:17:58,903 Probably making out on top of a deer carcass. 363 00:17:59,544 --> 00:18:00,794 Super-romantic. 364 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:05,334 You know, if I gave you a hickey, it would totally make Ann jealous. 365 00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:11,229 I don't know, I think that would... That's pretty gross. 366 00:18:11,354 --> 00:18:12,854 Seems kind of weird. 367 00:18:13,312 --> 00:18:16,762 What's weird about one friend sucking on another friend's neck? 368 00:18:19,841 --> 00:18:22,143 When you put it that way, it doesn't sound that weird at all. 369 00:18:22,698 --> 00:18:25,520 Yeah, it's not. I gave my gay boyfriend's boyfriend a hickey, 370 00:18:25,645 --> 00:18:27,981 and it totally made my gay boyfriend jealous. 371 00:18:28,519 --> 00:18:29,519 Really? 372 00:18:31,821 --> 00:18:32,921 All right... 373 00:18:33,586 --> 00:18:34,831 awesome, I'm in. 374 00:18:34,956 --> 00:18:36,626 I'm gonna go sterilize my neck. 375 00:18:42,558 --> 00:18:43,338 What? 376 00:18:43,926 --> 00:18:46,300 You know, Leslie, the Super Bowl's in a couple months. 377 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:48,357 I usually watch it with my brothers. 378 00:18:48,482 --> 00:18:51,792 Maybe you could come by at halftime and shoot me in the head. 379 00:18:52,727 --> 00:18:55,597 Ron, I'm really sorry that I ruined your weekend. 380 00:18:55,722 --> 00:18:59,539 Or perhaps next time I'm enjoying some alone time in the men's restroom, 381 00:18:59,664 --> 00:19:02,474 you could invite yourself into my stall and shoot me in the head. 382 00:19:03,783 --> 00:19:06,354 Look, if there's anything I can do to make it up to you... 383 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,512 Sure. How 'bout you shoot me in the head? 384 00:19:08,637 --> 00:19:10,148 Wait, you already did that! 385 00:19:12,196 --> 00:19:14,817 Hey, Tom, can I talk to you for a second? 386 00:19:14,942 --> 00:19:16,407 Hold on. This is amazing. 387 00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:18,638 Now. I need to talk to you now. 388 00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:25,256 Are we finally gonna do this? 389 00:19:25,799 --> 00:19:27,299 I saw you shoot Ron. 390 00:19:27,483 --> 00:19:28,980 Okay, Leslie covered for you, 391 00:19:29,105 --> 00:19:32,295 but I won't let her take more crap from Ron on your sorry-ass behalf. 392 00:19:32,849 --> 00:19:36,345 Okay, for the record, I was gonna come forward, and I'll do it right now. 393 00:19:36,470 --> 00:19:39,012 But afterwards can we come back here and talk about us? 394 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:44,518 Maybe the next time I'm at the doctor's office getting my prostate examined, 395 00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:46,765 you could come by and shoot me in the head. 396 00:19:46,890 --> 00:19:48,311 Excuse me, everyone. 397 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,564 Ron, I have something to say. 398 00:19:50,733 --> 00:19:52,879 Hang on a minute. I'm not done berating Leslie. 399 00:19:53,004 --> 00:19:54,693 It wasn't Leslie's fault. 400 00:19:55,439 --> 00:19:58,988 She was covering for me because I didn't have a hunting license. 401 00:20:00,430 --> 00:20:02,826 - I was the one who shot you. - You didn't get a license? 402 00:20:03,426 --> 00:20:05,829 What kind of moron doesn't get a license? 403 00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:08,106 That's reckless endangerment, my son. 404 00:20:08,231 --> 00:20:10,564 That's a $25,000 fine, minimum. 405 00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:12,169 And probably jail time. 406 00:20:12,598 --> 00:20:14,463 But she covered for me, 407 00:20:14,632 --> 00:20:16,032 and I'm in the clear. 408 00:20:16,157 --> 00:20:17,307 That's right. 409 00:20:17,777 --> 00:20:20,553 She kept her mouth shut, and now you're in the clear. 410 00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:22,803 - You know, I couldn't let... - I know. 411 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,150 You did good. 412 00:20:28,698 --> 00:20:30,103 You're a real stand-up guy. 413 00:20:31,302 --> 00:20:32,814 I'm sorry I lost my temper. 414 00:20:33,504 --> 00:20:36,122 It was because I was shot in the head by a moron. 415 00:20:36,247 --> 00:20:37,527 Dude, Ron, I'm so sorry. 416 00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:39,732 Apology not accepted, moron. 417 00:20:44,067 --> 00:20:45,160 Pants king. 418 00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:47,120 Pants queen. 419 00:21:01,158 --> 00:21:02,758 The turkeys are great. 420 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,167 Welcome back, Ron. 421 00:21:10,461 --> 00:21:11,961 "Welcome back, Ron." 422 00:21:13,322 --> 00:21:15,572 That's terrific. Thanks, you guys. 423 00:21:16,372 --> 00:21:17,372 Let's eat! 424 00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:20,070 www.sous-titres.eu edits by dny238 425 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:24,670 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31208

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