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Curtain-up in 5 minutes.
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On stage, please.
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- Break a leg.
- I will.
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ME MYSELF AND MUM
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Mum?
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- Yes, what?
- I have a little headache.
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Me too.
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I bumped into my very
first sweetheart. Remember Anna?
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Oh yeah... How is he?
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Just fine, I think.
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What now?
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I love when you speak Spanish.
You're pretty when you...
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You're always pretty,
but even prettier in Spanish.
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Even prettier than Dad's secretaries.
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I'd like to speak Spanish too.
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Can I do a language study holiday
in Spain?
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Sure. Dad's taking the boys
to the Grand Canyon.
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I doubt you'd like that.
So why not Spain?
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- Really?
- Yes.
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They've gone sailing in Australia,
horse-riding in Kenya...
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Dad and the boys are athletic,
not you. What do you expect?
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You hate horses and get seasick.
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Don't blame Dad.
You're not athletic.
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Don't worry...
I'll find you something in Spain.
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Something really nice.
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Something really nice...
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She went all out to find it.
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I end up in the ugliest city
in Spain.
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La Linea de la Concepción.
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Projects outside of Gibraltar.
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Like Le Havre, but uglier.
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Yes, it's possible.
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Simple, but tasteful.
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You're very lucky.
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The unica familia in the city
that doesn't take la droga.
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Take what?
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La droga.
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Well, that's...
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How do you say
"That's great" in Spanish?
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Good.
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There I meet Paqui.
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Not one word of French.
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"Casa" and "blanca", that's all.
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I brought her a Julio Iglesias album.
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But in French.
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In short, in 3 weeks is la feria.
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Learn the Sevillana
or you'll be bored stiff.
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She'll teach you how to dance it.
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8 hours a day for 3 weeks.
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Even at the beach with her friends.
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When the feria began,
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I danced almost as well as Paqui.
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Along with my entire Spanish family,
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we went to hear
the best Sevillana group
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in the whole feria.
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There I am,
amid those Andalusian dresses,
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dancing the Sevillana.
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That girl seems to want to laugh.
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Everyone around us, too.
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It's rare to see
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a Frenchman dance the Sevillana
so well!
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But why do they laugh so much
at the third pass?
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When I lift my knee,
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they all went....
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Anyway,
they had me dancing all night,
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so impressed were they.
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Paqui, come dance with me!
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He's being a pain
and my legs are killing me.
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Please!
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Go ask Pilar.
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- For me?
- Yes!
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Thanks.
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Will you dance with me, please?
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I'm sorry.
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I dance the Sevillana
with boys, not girls.
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What do you mean?
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You dance like a girl.
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Don't move your hands like this.
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Never. It's for girls.
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Because...
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I was copying Paqui.
She said take an apple,
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eat it, toss it...
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It's only for girls.
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In the third pass,
when you lift your knee,
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girls do it
to lift their dresses.
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You have no dress.
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Now I understand
why they were all laughing...
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Tell me something, Pilar...
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Do I really dance like a girl?
Honestly...
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do I really look like a girl?
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Thank you, Pilar.
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You can't imagine
how happy Mum will be!
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- Boys and Guillaume, lunch!
- Coming.
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Mum says it's lunchtime.
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Shut up!
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She said,
"The boys and Guillaume, lunch!"
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She said it's lunchtime.
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Hurry up or you'll get a spanking.
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You'll get the spanking!
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Not me.
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Mum and I love each other
more than anyone.
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Isn't our love the biggest?
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Sit down, you three.
I'm sick and tired of this!
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My mother is reserved.
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She doesn't gush.
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My mother's amazing.
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I don't think
my mother has any flaws.
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Except being in bad mood since...
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...ever since I was born.
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Is her bad mood because of me?
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When she answers the phone,
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she always sounds annoyed,
like this.
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Since she does nothing all day,
by sounding annoyed,
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people think she's busy.
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As if she does something.
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Pretty smart, isn't it?
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Constantly oscillating
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between extreme heat...
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and bitter cold.
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With no transition
from one to the other.
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For example, the other day
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she was sitting down,
saying "Finally no lunch guests!"
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Sick and tired of having company.
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No sooner did she say it,
than the cook came
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to announce that Lucien's parents,
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my brother's classmate's...
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They're in the kitchen.
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What the hell for?
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Monsieur asked them to lunch.
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Shit.
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Pain in the ass...
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Show them in.
Don't leave them there!
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Never a moment's rest.
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All the livelong day...
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How are you doing?
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Lovely to see you.
It's been ages.
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Please... have a seat...
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Something to drink?
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Something to drink?
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Something to drink?
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- Perrier.
- Decaf.
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Say it!
3 hours for decaf and Perrier!
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Spare us.
Get a decaf and a Perrier.
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Tell everyone it's lunchtime.
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It's so hot, my dears. Unbearable.
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Say it!
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Three hours for decaf and a Perrier.
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Spare us...
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I imitate her really well.
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Her gestures, intonations.
It's great.
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I'm so good at it,
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I can call the cook
and she thinks it's my mother.
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- Hello, Maria.
-Yes, ma'am.
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What are they eating today?
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Liver, like every Thursday.
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Make them sole instead.
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The boys love it
and Guillaume needs fish.
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Yes, madam...
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Thank you, Maria.
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Even my grandmother falls for it.
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I'll make more.
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With all this tea
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my bladder is filled to the rim.
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We've discussed everything
and nothing. Mostly nothing.
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So how are you?
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I have a little headache.
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And how are the boys?
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Fine.
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And Guillaume?
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I have a little headache.
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You said so. Take an aspirin.
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But how is Guillaume?
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Besides my head, I'm fine.
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What do you mean?
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It's you, honey?
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Yes it's me, Babou.
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- Mum's not here?
- Bathroom.
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Bathroom...
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Washing her hands.
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Bathroom...
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She's washing her hands.
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Know why you mixed us up?
We look alike.
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And you know why?
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Listen to me, sweetie.
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Never complain,
never lie to yourself.
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Don't ever disavow.
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Or make false claims.
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And never justify yourself.
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- Is that clear?
- Very.
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It's not what I meant.
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If I'm like Mum...
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Later, later...
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Think over what I just told you,
my angel.
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Well, my dears...
it was Niagara Falls.
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Everyone falls for it.
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The only one
who never falls for it...
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is Dad.
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He doesn't want me to be a girl.
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Not at all.
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I feel bad for Mum.
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He's why she buys me boys clothes.
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So he won't get upset.
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Getting dressed is tough,
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but dressing as a girl
with boys clothes...
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So I improvise.
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Hello, godfather...
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Dressing as a Papuan now?
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Just my father.
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Perfect.
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Thank you, Marc.
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Our turn.
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Shall we straighten it?
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I try to look like her,
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so he understands.
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No... nothing doing.
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What sport do you want to do?
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You're flunking gym class.
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I want you playing sports
every Saturday.
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So what sport do you want to do?
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How about soccer?
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Track, boxing, judo?
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Greco-Roman wrestling?
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Piano?
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He wants me to do boy stuff.
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The other night,
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I was in my room
playing Sissi and Archduchess Sophie.
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Archduchess Sophie is gorgeous.
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So strict.
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A bit severe, harsh at times...
but so elegant!
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Such a sense of duty!
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She suffered, too...
Anyway.
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I was in Sissi's anteroom.
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In a private audience.
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Child, I must speak to you.
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Countess Esterhazy, leave us.
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Come, let me examine you.
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You look sickly.
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You are pale and green.
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Go outside, ride.
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Mother, I must leave the court.
Too much etiquette.
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I need love and tenderness.
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Enough self-pity!
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An Empress needs no tenderness.
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Such insolent language.
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Mother!
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Do not interrupt me.
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The Austrian court's strict etiquette
comes from Spain.
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Charles V's Imperial style.
There is no escaping it.
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I am in a private audience, dammit!
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Papili, take me to the forest.
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What are you doing?
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What's that?
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What...
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this?
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Yes, that.
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This is...
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At night when I sleep
my comforter falls off
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so I thought if I tied it
with my belt,
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I wouldn't lose it.
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Understand?
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And the sweater on your head?
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So my ears don't get cold.
No, my head.
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At night when I sleep.
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Put on some pajamas.
I'll turn up the heat.
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Thanks!
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Now it's boiling in here.
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A real sauna.
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He wasn't thrilled with Sissi.
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So not thrilled,
I was sent to boys boarding school.
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The Institute of Christian Brothers.
271
00:24:33,542 --> 00:24:36,499
Happy birthday Guillaume,
biggest fag.
272
00:24:36,667 --> 00:24:38,208
Hurry up!
273
00:24:40,167 --> 00:24:41,374
Come on!
274
00:24:46,334 --> 00:24:47,416
Ready...
275
00:24:49,250 --> 00:24:51,208
Lights out!
276
00:24:55,750 --> 00:24:57,874
That noise in the dorm.
277
00:24:59,834 --> 00:25:03,833
And I could see my neighbor.
Thomas or Stephan.
278
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,333
The way he went about it was odd.
279
00:25:08,209 --> 00:25:10,041
Pity the poor girl.
280
00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:13,041
Just the idea of being the mattress!
281
00:25:14,542 --> 00:25:19,041
As I was told later,
close your eyes and think of England.
282
00:25:21,792 --> 00:25:26,374
It felt more like a Turkish prison
than a cricket field.
283
00:25:28,750 --> 00:25:30,791
One night I had tachycardia
284
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,833
and they all gave me a heart massage.
285
00:25:34,042 --> 00:25:35,749
119 boys on me.
286
00:25:35,959 --> 00:25:37,249
I thought I'd die.
287
00:25:37,917 --> 00:25:39,583
So faggot, sick again?
288
00:25:40,375 --> 00:25:42,541
You fake it, don't you? Fag!
289
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,124
The monitor!
290
00:25:44,292 --> 00:25:45,458
Hurry up!
291
00:25:50,417 --> 00:25:51,958
There's no one.
292
00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:53,499
Really?
293
00:25:55,167 --> 00:25:56,124
My one friend,
294
00:25:56,334 --> 00:25:59,041
son of a farmer from Picardy.
Nicolas.
295
00:26:01,750 --> 00:26:03,749
See how they freaked out?
296
00:26:04,709 --> 00:26:06,499
Like little rats, man!
297
00:26:07,584 --> 00:26:08,499
Okay, good night.
298
00:26:15,834 --> 00:26:17,291
It's ice cold in here.
299
00:26:36,875 --> 00:26:40,083
Two years of hazing
never killed anyone.
300
00:26:44,334 --> 00:26:46,416
Dad says you're a crybaby.
301
00:26:47,667 --> 00:26:50,041
Speaking of Dad... here.
302
00:26:51,125 --> 00:26:52,416
For him.
303
00:26:53,417 --> 00:26:56,041
Not just insults?
He's in a lousy mood.
304
00:27:02,792 --> 00:27:04,416
He read my letter.
305
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,833
Two rats eating each other.
306
00:27:09,459 --> 00:27:12,249
Most people see a butterfly.
307
00:27:17,125 --> 00:27:18,958
Put down butterfly then.
308
00:27:22,375 --> 00:27:24,499
I never got the test results.
309
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,833
Mum...
what did the psychiatrists say?
310
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,666
You're a narcissist
and a drama queen. What else?
311
00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:36,624
By the way,
312
00:27:36,875 --> 00:27:38,416
forget Picardy this weekend.
313
00:27:38,584 --> 00:27:39,791
New school.
314
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:43,416
A new boarding school?
315
00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:46,499
- It's midyear.
- It's decided.
316
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,708
If it's decided...
317
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:55,999
- But Nicolas...
- Stop.
318
00:27:57,459 --> 00:28:00,833
I have no desire
to go to a boarding school
319
00:28:01,042 --> 00:28:03,458
in the boondocks of England...
320
00:28:03,625 --> 00:28:05,749
In England?
321
00:28:05,917 --> 00:28:07,458
My new school...
322
00:28:08,709 --> 00:28:10,083
It's in England?
323
00:28:11,917 --> 00:28:13,499
In England.
324
00:28:16,292 --> 00:28:18,249
England...
325
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,666
England...
326
00:28:24,375 --> 00:28:27,416
I discovered England.
327
00:28:34,084 --> 00:28:37,624
Where you can walk
with a pumpkin on your head...
328
00:28:39,375 --> 00:28:42,708
...or turkeys on a leash,
with no remarks
329
00:28:42,917 --> 00:28:43,749
besides...
330
00:28:54,417 --> 00:28:58,208
Where every discomfort
gets an encouraging...
331
00:28:59,667 --> 00:29:02,249
Yes, the English look unhealthy
332
00:29:02,792 --> 00:29:04,874
but it's such a pleasure.
333
00:29:09,292 --> 00:29:12,624
Where instead of coffee
you're always offered...
334
00:29:24,625 --> 00:29:26,083
It was wonderful.
335
00:29:26,250 --> 00:29:30,291
Goodbye Turkish prison,
hello cricket field.
336
00:29:45,625 --> 00:29:48,083
Besides cricket, it was great.
337
00:29:54,625 --> 00:29:57,041
And that's where I met Jeremy.
338
00:30:14,334 --> 00:30:17,249
Besides cricket and rowing,
it was great.
339
00:30:32,459 --> 00:30:36,083
Besides cricket, rowing and rugby,
it was great.
340
00:30:39,834 --> 00:30:41,291
What's up, friend?
341
00:30:47,334 --> 00:30:49,708
What will horse-riding be like?
342
00:31:41,459 --> 00:31:43,249
Is it pretty here?
343
00:31:44,042 --> 00:31:45,083
Very pretty.
344
00:31:49,459 --> 00:31:50,999
No, that's horrific.
345
00:31:51,417 --> 00:31:52,458
Come on!
346
00:31:54,667 --> 00:31:56,083
Melitta, godammit!
347
00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:00,374
They drive me crazy.
348
00:32:01,042 --> 00:32:02,708
Such constant pains!
349
00:32:02,875 --> 00:32:04,999
Back to the kitchen!
350
00:32:05,167 --> 00:32:07,166
Enough! Dirt everywhere!
351
00:32:07,334 --> 00:32:11,458
Foie-gras, toast, white wine,
whatever they want.
352
00:32:25,542 --> 00:32:27,041
Take your pill?
353
00:32:27,209 --> 00:32:28,458
What pill?
354
00:32:28,917 --> 00:32:30,541
You don't have 100.
355
00:32:31,792 --> 00:32:34,416
Sorry but what pill do you mean?
356
00:32:34,584 --> 00:32:36,541
Your pill...
357
00:32:37,084 --> 00:32:38,166
It's you?
358
00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:41,833
Yes, it's me.
359
00:32:43,125 --> 00:32:43,999
Night, Dad.
360
00:32:49,459 --> 00:32:52,666
That face,
when he saw it was me, not Mum.
361
00:32:54,167 --> 00:32:57,791
I saw in his eyes
he understood I was a girl.
362
00:33:00,584 --> 00:33:02,708
Finally, Dad understands!
363
00:33:02,875 --> 00:33:05,708
Scram, old chap.
You're on my pillow.
364
00:33:05,875 --> 00:33:07,833
I don't need your farts.
365
00:33:08,042 --> 00:33:09,666
Go to sleep. Enough!
366
00:33:11,375 --> 00:33:13,041
Okay then, goodnight.
367
00:33:13,292 --> 00:33:14,791
Right. Goodnight.
368
00:33:17,875 --> 00:33:19,249
The door.
369
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:20,999
Thank you.
370
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,416
Why isn't my mother happy?
371
00:33:48,709 --> 00:33:51,208
At last I'm a girl, like her...
372
00:33:53,542 --> 00:33:55,208
How silly of me!
373
00:33:56,334 --> 00:33:58,583
I look too much like her.
374
00:33:59,584 --> 00:34:03,041
Of course, I should imitate
women other than her.
375
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:08,374
The women I like will inspire me.
376
00:34:09,042 --> 00:34:10,666
I adore my grandmother.
377
00:34:13,584 --> 00:34:15,749
Bubbles for globules, honey!
378
00:34:24,542 --> 00:34:28,458
The only problem is that
she gets her words wrong.
379
00:34:29,667 --> 00:34:30,999
So?
380
00:34:32,250 --> 00:34:34,458
Singing along, my bimbette?
381
00:34:37,875 --> 00:34:39,958
I'm fine. And you, Babou?
382
00:34:42,042 --> 00:34:44,749
The sun down south is thunderous.
383
00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:46,749
Here it's raining turds.
384
00:34:47,209 --> 00:34:48,958
It's blinking, my pussy.
385
00:34:50,334 --> 00:34:51,499
Glad to hear it.
386
00:34:52,167 --> 00:34:55,291
I almost shot a communist in a tank,
one pine.
387
00:34:55,917 --> 00:34:57,708
But I wiped it off.
388
00:34:59,875 --> 00:35:01,666
A communist in a tank?
389
00:35:02,334 --> 00:35:03,249
My tenor...
390
00:35:03,459 --> 00:35:06,791
never paint yourself,
never feel yourself.
391
00:35:06,959 --> 00:35:08,791
Don't sniff or whisper.
392
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,666
And never petrify yourself.
393
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,333
Expensive?
394
00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:14,541
Very expensive, Babou.
395
00:35:15,625 --> 00:35:17,624
Why not use your feet?
396
00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:19,666
My angel...
397
00:35:19,834 --> 00:35:22,999
the clown brushes his teeth
at the circus.
398
00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:24,666
Okay?
399
00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:29,208
- Love you, bimbette.
- Me too, Papou.
400
00:35:29,417 --> 00:35:30,749
I mean Babou.
401
00:35:32,709 --> 00:35:36,041
I'm getting sick and tired
of Radio Londres.
402
00:35:39,709 --> 00:35:41,666
Maria, the table please.
403
00:35:41,834 --> 00:35:45,291
If I mix that with my mother,
what do I get?
404
00:35:47,834 --> 00:35:50,666
Fuck a duck, Maria, it was divine.
405
00:35:52,084 --> 00:35:53,416
It doesn't work.
406
00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:56,666
There are my aunts!
407
00:35:56,834 --> 00:35:59,541
My aunts are great. So feminine...
408
00:36:00,250 --> 00:36:02,583
One lives in LA.
She always says...
409
00:36:02,750 --> 00:36:04,791
Men are easy.
410
00:36:05,792 --> 00:36:07,749
At first, give them a lot.
411
00:36:09,209 --> 00:36:10,833
And I mean a lot.
412
00:36:12,625 --> 00:36:14,458
Once they get hooked,
413
00:36:14,625 --> 00:36:16,291
you stop giving.
414
00:36:16,542 --> 00:36:18,458
Grab them by the balls.
415
00:36:19,167 --> 00:36:20,333
And squeeze.
416
00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:25,708
Her big thing is Gay Pride.
417
00:36:25,875 --> 00:36:28,999
The guys there
are all so charming.
418
00:36:31,792 --> 00:36:34,458
Each of them has an artistic side.
419
00:36:35,459 --> 00:36:38,333
Either they sell antiques or flowers.
420
00:36:39,959 --> 00:36:42,291
What do you want to do later?
421
00:36:43,625 --> 00:36:45,041
I don't know...
422
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,333
Journalist.
423
00:36:49,209 --> 00:36:50,916
Not antique salesman?
424
00:36:55,542 --> 00:36:56,666
And the other one...
425
00:36:57,250 --> 00:36:58,541
Mi amor...
426
00:36:59,417 --> 00:37:02,166
You looked stunning last night.
427
00:37:02,375 --> 00:37:03,958
I had no idea !
428
00:37:06,625 --> 00:37:08,749
Because usually, sorry...
429
00:37:08,917 --> 00:37:11,333
you're a real shambles.
430
00:37:11,750 --> 00:37:12,916
A fatal wreck.
431
00:37:13,792 --> 00:37:17,208
For Morocco
along with your mum and brothers,
432
00:37:17,375 --> 00:37:20,666
I invited the wallflower
and that hick of hers.
433
00:37:21,209 --> 00:37:25,624
Come make us laugh
or it will be terribly gloomy.
434
00:37:29,167 --> 00:37:31,624
When you're funny, I'm all yours.
435
00:37:35,959 --> 00:37:37,999
Admit it was irresistible.
436
00:37:38,667 --> 00:37:41,249
Why limit myself to my family?
437
00:37:41,959 --> 00:37:43,624
There are lots of women.
438
00:37:44,292 --> 00:37:46,666
They all have something special.
439
00:37:47,167 --> 00:37:48,333
All of them.
440
00:37:48,750 --> 00:37:50,708
I started looking at them...
441
00:37:51,709 --> 00:37:53,749
examining every gesture,
442
00:37:54,209 --> 00:37:55,916
every attitude,
443
00:37:56,167 --> 00:37:57,749
every glance...
444
00:37:58,250 --> 00:37:59,666
every little tick.
445
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,833
How Martine crosses her legs,
446
00:38:02,584 --> 00:38:04,374
How Isabel touches her hair.
447
00:38:04,959 --> 00:38:07,208
How Christine looks away.
448
00:38:07,375 --> 00:38:10,083
How Victoire fiddles with her rings.
449
00:38:10,667 --> 00:38:12,666
Valerie's breathy "yes".
450
00:38:12,834 --> 00:38:14,291
Do that again.
451
00:38:15,167 --> 00:38:15,999
What?
452
00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:17,374
That "yes".
453
00:38:19,417 --> 00:38:20,624
You went "yes"...
454
00:38:20,792 --> 00:38:22,333
breathing in...
455
00:38:25,584 --> 00:38:26,999
It was beautiful.
456
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:30,999
It's amazing.
457
00:38:32,459 --> 00:38:34,958
I just understood something wild.
458
00:38:35,667 --> 00:38:39,791
In fact, the thing that sets
women apart the most...
459
00:38:40,625 --> 00:38:42,499
is their breath.
460
00:38:45,209 --> 00:38:46,958
It's softer.
461
00:38:47,167 --> 00:38:48,624
More varied.
462
00:38:49,459 --> 00:38:52,499
Less linear, less uniform.
That's it.
463
00:38:52,667 --> 00:38:55,291
Her breath in is a state of flux,
464
00:38:55,459 --> 00:38:58,749
depending if she is moved,
or concentrated,
465
00:38:58,917 --> 00:39:01,041
or seductive
466
00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:02,666
or charmed.
467
00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:14,624
And so...
468
00:39:14,875 --> 00:39:17,208
I learned them all.
469
00:39:18,459 --> 00:39:19,624
Every breath.
470
00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:23,458
All those respirations
471
00:39:24,625 --> 00:39:27,291
that made my heart beat as one
472
00:39:28,167 --> 00:39:29,291
with women.
473
00:41:38,459 --> 00:41:40,749
It's guy stuff, so butt out!
474
00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:10,499
Okay,
your brother tried to drown you,
475
00:42:10,667 --> 00:42:12,749
but don't overreact.
476
00:42:17,625 --> 00:42:20,624
Listen... your aunt wants to eat.
477
00:42:21,375 --> 00:42:24,958
Go unpack and change.
You can't stay in uniform!
478
00:42:32,042 --> 00:42:33,874
So there's something else.
479
00:42:38,959 --> 00:42:40,916
Stop crying or I'll cry.
480
00:42:41,917 --> 00:42:43,208
Then I'll stop.
481
00:42:45,625 --> 00:42:46,874
In fact...
482
00:42:47,292 --> 00:42:48,833
Mum, it's that...
483
00:42:49,584 --> 00:42:52,583
I love Jeremy but he doesn't love me.
484
00:42:52,875 --> 00:42:55,916
I think he's in love
with that dumb Liza.
485
00:42:56,084 --> 00:42:58,583
All she does is chew on her hair.
486
00:42:58,750 --> 00:43:01,041
It's awful. She's such a...
487
00:43:02,250 --> 00:43:03,958
You know what I mean?
488
00:43:04,292 --> 00:43:05,833
I think I got it.
489
00:43:07,042 --> 00:43:09,541
What do you think I should do?
490
00:43:14,542 --> 00:43:16,541
Lots of them live happy lives.
491
00:43:18,042 --> 00:43:20,374
What do you mean, lots of them?
492
00:43:21,625 --> 00:43:22,958
Yes, I mean...
493
00:43:24,459 --> 00:43:25,624
Lots of them.
494
00:43:26,875 --> 00:43:27,958
Lots of what?
495
00:43:29,292 --> 00:43:31,083
What do you mean "what"?
496
00:43:32,084 --> 00:43:33,583
Of...
497
00:43:37,417 --> 00:43:38,833
Of...
498
00:43:40,459 --> 00:43:42,624
You know what I mean, dammit!
499
00:43:44,292 --> 00:43:45,458
I don't.
500
00:43:45,625 --> 00:43:47,791
Boys who like boys.
Homos, fags!
501
00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:49,374
Are you that dumb?
502
00:43:50,584 --> 00:43:53,083
Go get changed. Dinnertime.
503
00:44:04,042 --> 00:44:06,083
We can eat in 15 minutes.
504
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,958
What is she talking about?
505
00:44:22,792 --> 00:44:24,874
But I'm not a homo...
506
00:44:25,042 --> 00:44:27,083
because I'm your daughter
507
00:44:27,417 --> 00:44:29,541
who is attracted by a boy.
508
00:44:31,209 --> 00:44:32,958
What could be straighter?
509
00:44:33,167 --> 00:44:35,583
A girl attracted by a boy...
510
00:44:35,792 --> 00:44:37,999
It's not "lots of them".
511
00:44:39,792 --> 00:44:42,583
I'll show you "lots of them"...
512
00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:44,083
I can't believe it.
513
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,291
So...
514
00:44:51,959 --> 00:44:54,333
if I'm not really...
515
00:44:55,292 --> 00:44:56,624
a girl...
516
00:44:58,625 --> 00:45:00,374
it means that...
517
00:45:03,959 --> 00:45:05,416
it means...
518
00:45:05,792 --> 00:45:08,291
I have to do my military service.
519
00:45:27,292 --> 00:45:29,208
Smallest line you can read.
520
00:45:30,084 --> 00:45:33,208
Behind the line... It's important.
521
00:45:33,459 --> 00:45:34,749
Nothing at all?
522
00:45:35,625 --> 00:45:38,249
Now that I have to be a boy again,
523
00:45:38,417 --> 00:45:42,499
how do I get out of missionary, no...
military service?
524
00:45:45,709 --> 00:45:48,249
So you mention a suicide attempt...
525
00:45:48,417 --> 00:45:49,499
Why?
526
00:45:55,875 --> 00:45:57,208
Because.
527
00:45:58,792 --> 00:45:59,708
Because what?
528
00:46:06,667 --> 00:46:08,624
Because he tried...
529
00:46:14,834 --> 00:46:15,874
to drown me.
530
00:46:17,042 --> 00:46:18,374
Who is he?
531
00:46:23,209 --> 00:46:24,124
The Other.
532
00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:31,916
I see.
533
00:46:40,875 --> 00:46:42,458
Why did he...
534
00:46:43,292 --> 00:46:44,583
try to drown you?
535
00:46:48,917 --> 00:46:50,291
Because...
536
00:46:53,917 --> 00:46:55,958
he found out that I...
537
00:46:59,417 --> 00:47:00,958
that I'd had...
538
00:47:01,625 --> 00:47:03,208
a relationship...
539
00:47:04,959 --> 00:47:06,166
with a...
540
00:47:07,334 --> 00:47:08,166
A...?
541
00:47:10,542 --> 00:47:11,708
A what?
542
00:47:15,584 --> 00:47:16,708
A what?
543
00:47:30,709 --> 00:47:31,708
A what?
544
00:47:39,625 --> 00:47:40,791
A what?
545
00:47:46,667 --> 00:47:47,749
A what?
546
00:47:53,459 --> 00:47:54,333
Spit it out.
547
00:47:56,292 --> 00:47:57,499
A black guy.
548
00:48:02,625 --> 00:48:03,666
And...
549
00:48:15,709 --> 00:48:19,041
...what do you think of blacks?
Of the Army?
550
00:48:22,750 --> 00:48:24,291
I'm afraid.
551
00:48:26,209 --> 00:48:27,291
Why?
552
00:48:28,334 --> 00:48:29,749
Because I...
553
00:48:30,584 --> 00:48:31,958
I spent...
554
00:48:34,459 --> 00:48:35,708
five years...
555
00:48:38,709 --> 00:48:41,208
in boarding school, only with...
556
00:48:41,459 --> 00:48:42,999
boys, and...
557
00:48:44,917 --> 00:48:46,999
I know what it is.
558
00:48:49,167 --> 00:48:49,999
I see.
559
00:48:52,792 --> 00:48:54,958
He imagined such filthy stuff,
560
00:48:55,167 --> 00:48:57,416
he wrote a four-page report.
561
00:48:57,584 --> 00:48:59,041
Yeah, right!
562
00:49:00,334 --> 00:49:01,583
Hello, young man.
563
00:49:02,625 --> 00:49:03,541
Have a seat.
564
00:49:05,209 --> 00:49:06,374
Give me that.
565
00:49:07,042 --> 00:49:08,708
Let's have a look.
566
00:49:10,500 --> 00:49:13,499
A little letter from his nice doctor.
567
00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:18,791
Obviously... yeah right...
568
00:49:19,375 --> 00:49:21,166
My poor boy...
569
00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:23,749
what does the report say?
570
00:49:24,709 --> 00:49:25,916
It says...
571
00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:39,499
You don't say...
572
00:49:44,167 --> 00:49:45,458
Oh shit.
573
00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:49,333
Excuse me.
574
00:50:04,584 --> 00:50:05,791
Sonny...
575
00:50:10,584 --> 00:50:12,249
Listen, young man...
576
00:50:12,917 --> 00:50:16,041
How many times a week
do you see a shrink?
577
00:50:17,125 --> 00:50:18,583
- Twice.
- At least.
578
00:50:20,542 --> 00:50:21,708
Just kidding.
579
00:50:23,625 --> 00:50:25,791
Young man, jokes aside,
580
00:50:26,375 --> 00:50:27,666
are you on meds?
581
00:50:34,917 --> 00:50:36,999
At least you're not alone!
582
00:50:38,584 --> 00:50:39,958
Just kidding.
583
00:50:41,167 --> 00:50:44,458
Young man,
you're unable to be in the Army.
584
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,541
I'm sorry but...
585
00:50:47,709 --> 00:50:49,208
it's not possible.
586
00:50:51,042 --> 00:50:52,499
Not at all.
587
00:50:53,334 --> 00:50:54,749
At all at all...
588
00:50:55,625 --> 00:50:56,958
Not this time.
589
00:50:58,250 --> 00:50:59,541
I'm just kidding.
590
00:51:02,375 --> 00:51:03,624
Just kidding.
591
00:51:05,625 --> 00:51:07,624
If you want some advice,
592
00:51:09,167 --> 00:51:11,208
stay in analysis.
593
00:51:14,167 --> 00:51:15,708
And I'm not kidding.
594
00:51:17,709 --> 00:51:18,999
I took his advice,
595
00:51:19,542 --> 00:51:22,541
but this one
told me his patients antics.
596
00:51:22,709 --> 00:51:25,624
When I mentioned masturbation,
ashamed,
597
00:51:25,792 --> 00:51:27,083
he did this...
598
00:51:33,542 --> 00:51:35,541
All of this depressed me.
599
00:51:37,959 --> 00:51:39,499
When I get depressed,
600
00:51:40,542 --> 00:51:42,291
I found something...
601
00:51:43,750 --> 00:51:45,208
I travel.
602
00:51:45,875 --> 00:51:47,999
So to lessen the stress
603
00:51:48,709 --> 00:51:50,041
and the waistline,
604
00:51:50,209 --> 00:51:52,833
I decided on a Bavarian spa.
605
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,958
Why Bavaria, you ask?
606
00:51:55,792 --> 00:51:59,333
I've always wanted to visit
Ludwig's castles.
607
00:51:59,959 --> 00:52:02,083
Because he's Sissi's cousin.
608
00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:04,166
We are what we are.
609
00:52:04,542 --> 00:52:05,958
Also because...
610
00:52:07,125 --> 00:52:09,499
if I'm becoming a homosexual,
611
00:52:09,667 --> 00:52:11,791
better to shoot for the top.
612
00:52:14,125 --> 00:52:15,374
Doctor...
613
00:52:22,125 --> 00:52:24,791
Anyway.... I'm going to love it.
614
00:52:25,459 --> 00:52:26,666
They seem nice.
615
00:52:36,834 --> 00:52:38,666
Mr. Gallienne? I am Raymond.
616
00:52:43,042 --> 00:52:44,916
A sports massage, ja?
617
00:54:08,417 --> 00:54:09,749
That really hurts.
618
00:54:10,792 --> 00:54:12,166
Not the other one.
619
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:14,666
Both, of course.
620
00:54:27,834 --> 00:54:29,291
It's incredibly painful!
621
00:54:29,459 --> 00:54:30,624
Calm down!
622
00:54:49,625 --> 00:54:51,541
I leave in smithereens,
623
00:54:51,709 --> 00:54:54,208
my back in major pain,
624
00:54:54,375 --> 00:54:58,416
praying my next appointment
will be less traumatic.
625
00:55:00,459 --> 00:55:02,833
The gods seem to have heard me.
626
00:55:11,209 --> 00:55:12,458
Follow me?
627
00:55:22,584 --> 00:55:23,541
In here.
628
00:55:25,542 --> 00:55:26,666
Come in.
629
00:55:30,834 --> 00:55:32,416
Undress.
630
00:55:37,584 --> 00:55:38,916
Seriously...
631
00:55:39,250 --> 00:55:40,833
it's an obsession here.
632
00:55:49,250 --> 00:55:51,666
Lie on your side, facing...
633
00:55:51,959 --> 00:55:53,374
the bathtub.
634
00:55:53,834 --> 00:55:54,666
I obey.
635
00:55:56,125 --> 00:55:57,749
It hurts a little here.
636
00:56:12,167 --> 00:56:14,458
My papa... he worked there.
637
00:56:14,959 --> 00:56:18,583
Really? Not to be indiscreet,
what did "vater" do?
638
00:56:20,667 --> 00:56:22,416
There is indiscretion.
639
00:56:24,042 --> 00:56:25,166
Excuse me.
640
00:56:25,334 --> 00:56:27,041
I'm sorry, Ingeborg.
641
00:56:31,792 --> 00:56:33,083
This will not hurt.
642
00:56:33,417 --> 00:56:35,541
Why on earth would it?
643
00:56:36,875 --> 00:56:38,208
What the fuck?
644
00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:39,916
Must relax anus.
645
00:56:43,667 --> 00:56:45,749
Don't overdo it. It's an enema.
646
00:56:45,917 --> 00:56:48,583
People do them every day.
It's healthy.
647
00:56:49,542 --> 00:56:50,499
Ready?
648
00:56:51,209 --> 00:56:55,208
Given my position,
it's hard to be any readier.
649
00:56:57,209 --> 00:56:58,708
You French are so funny!
650
00:56:58,917 --> 00:57:00,624
Here we go...
651
00:57:18,834 --> 00:57:21,124
No more hold it!
I'm dying, Ingeborg!
652
00:57:26,292 --> 00:57:27,916
Vacuum.
653
00:57:33,375 --> 00:57:34,583
Oh my God.
654
00:57:39,584 --> 00:57:41,291
You didn't diet before.
655
00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:42,708
What diet?
656
00:57:46,209 --> 00:57:49,291
For colotherapy,
you must diet before.
657
00:57:50,667 --> 00:57:52,791
You didn't have the liquid?
658
00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,749
We have to start over.
659
00:57:59,959 --> 00:58:00,791
Start over?
660
00:58:17,875 --> 00:58:18,958
Bitch.
661
00:58:26,167 --> 00:58:27,874
Deflowered by Ingeborg.
662
00:58:28,042 --> 00:58:30,333
That wasn't planned on.
663
00:58:31,334 --> 00:58:33,124
Tell me about the tube.
664
00:58:37,667 --> 00:58:38,833
The tube.
665
00:58:40,834 --> 00:58:41,999
I can't.
666
00:58:42,209 --> 00:58:44,166
Keeping my legs spread wide
667
00:58:44,334 --> 00:58:47,374
and walking like I had bulls balls...
668
00:58:48,959 --> 00:58:51,124
It's hard to be virile, right?
669
00:58:57,125 --> 00:58:58,958
Freaks me out, like sports.
670
00:58:59,417 --> 00:59:02,999
Still, I signed up
for swimming classes.
671
00:59:07,584 --> 00:59:08,833
- You okay?
- Enough.
672
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:10,374
Go relax a little.
673
00:59:10,542 --> 00:59:12,416
Thanks, Bernard...
674
00:59:13,084 --> 00:59:14,291
I've had enough.
675
00:59:22,167 --> 00:59:23,041
Guillaume?
676
00:59:24,542 --> 00:59:25,958
What are you up to?
677
00:59:27,292 --> 00:59:28,333
I'm swimming.
678
00:59:28,542 --> 00:59:29,624
You swim?
679
00:59:31,042 --> 00:59:32,958
I swim like everyone.
680
00:59:34,292 --> 00:59:36,124
You working out too?
681
00:59:36,792 --> 00:59:39,708
You should. It's good for swimming.
682
00:59:40,334 --> 00:59:43,249
I heard myself say something so dumb.
683
00:59:45,084 --> 00:59:47,541
I can't. I have back trouble.
684
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:51,874
Good God!
685
00:59:52,417 --> 00:59:55,458
I have no back trouble, just no balls
686
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:57,499
to tell that asshole
687
00:59:57,667 --> 01:00:01,916
that I'd rather eat shit and die
than work out!
688
01:00:04,584 --> 01:00:05,416
I'm sorry.
689
01:00:05,584 --> 01:00:06,916
It's not a problem.
690
01:00:19,125 --> 01:00:21,124
You really dislike yourself.
691
01:00:29,917 --> 01:00:31,666
Cry, you'll pee less.
692
01:00:32,542 --> 01:00:34,291
I need to lie down.
693
01:00:34,459 --> 01:00:36,916
We can't have a little laugh?
694
01:00:37,084 --> 01:00:39,166
Such narcissism. Me, me, me.
695
01:00:39,334 --> 01:00:41,583
I need it. I lack self-esteem.
696
01:00:41,750 --> 01:00:43,374
You lack reserve.
697
01:00:43,542 --> 01:00:45,416
Who are you talking to?
698
01:00:48,375 --> 01:00:49,541
No one.
699
01:01:00,417 --> 01:01:02,458
You know, cariño,
700
01:01:03,375 --> 01:01:05,833
it's simple. Just fall in love.
701
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,541
If it's a boy, you're gay,
a girl, straight.
702
01:01:13,125 --> 01:01:14,833
When I was young,
703
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:17,624
I was always told, in great detail,
704
01:01:17,792 --> 01:01:21,499
if I touched a boy before marriage,
I'd go to hell.
705
01:01:21,917 --> 01:01:24,833
So I bagged every girl at school
706
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,999
and never became a lesbian.
707
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,999
As long as you don't try,
708
01:01:30,375 --> 01:01:31,583
you can't know.
709
01:02:50,917 --> 01:02:52,208
Fresh off the boat?
710
01:02:52,750 --> 01:02:53,999
That's for sure.
711
01:02:55,209 --> 01:02:56,416
Where from?
712
01:02:58,500 --> 01:03:01,249
Near Casablanca, but I lost the...
713
01:03:01,459 --> 01:03:02,916
Cool, we're cousins.
714
01:03:10,209 --> 01:03:11,791
Want to come over?
715
01:03:12,584 --> 01:03:13,874
I'm Karim.
716
01:03:16,709 --> 01:03:18,124
Sissi... Just kidding.
717
01:03:20,792 --> 01:03:21,624
Got a car?
718
01:03:23,459 --> 01:03:25,791
Follow me. I'm close to Pantin.
719
01:03:27,750 --> 01:03:29,458
- Where?
- Near Pantin.
720
01:03:35,042 --> 01:03:37,458
- See you there?
- Out front.
721
01:03:41,542 --> 01:03:43,041
It's hard to see.
722
01:03:43,209 --> 01:03:45,374
Where is Pantin?
723
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:47,666
Working-class suburb.
724
01:03:48,959 --> 01:03:50,333
Forget about it.
725
01:03:54,167 --> 01:03:56,999
The lights broke. Give me your hand.
726
01:04:00,125 --> 01:04:02,583
- Cold hand.
- I'm a bit chilly.
727
01:04:22,709 --> 01:04:24,416
I'll make some coffee.
728
01:04:32,959 --> 01:04:33,791
Good evening.
729
01:04:34,250 --> 01:04:35,249
Hey.
730
01:04:36,125 --> 01:04:37,291
Nordine.
731
01:04:39,334 --> 01:04:40,708
I'm Tony.
732
01:04:53,042 --> 01:04:54,208
Who's he?
733
01:04:54,584 --> 01:04:55,708
The bitch.
734
01:05:00,917 --> 01:05:03,124
Karim, what are we doing?
735
01:05:03,625 --> 01:05:05,624
You suck then we fuck you.
736
01:05:08,459 --> 01:05:10,374
Sorry, I'm double parked.
737
01:05:10,542 --> 01:05:12,374
I have to go. Sorry to...
738
01:05:12,542 --> 01:05:13,708
Don't panic.
739
01:05:13,917 --> 01:05:16,374
It's just a gangbang. Relax, man.
740
01:05:16,834 --> 01:05:18,624
What's her little name?
741
01:05:19,875 --> 01:05:21,124
My name is Guillaume.
742
01:05:21,292 --> 01:05:22,166
What?
743
01:05:22,542 --> 01:05:23,749
You're not Arab?
744
01:05:26,667 --> 01:05:28,499
Not from Casablanca?
745
01:05:32,459 --> 01:05:36,458
A misunderstanding.
I was on holiday near Casablanca.
746
01:05:37,125 --> 01:05:38,333
So you're a liar.
747
01:05:38,542 --> 01:05:39,583
Not at all.
748
01:05:39,875 --> 01:05:42,124
- A big liar.
- Drop it, Karim.
749
01:05:42,917 --> 01:05:45,458
No, I swear. I'm not a liar.
750
01:05:45,750 --> 01:05:46,833
Get lost!
751
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:48,958
We're into Arabs, not liars!
752
01:06:36,417 --> 01:06:39,333
For a first try,
it was hard to get worse.
753
01:06:42,084 --> 01:06:43,541
And yet the second try...
754
01:06:46,709 --> 01:06:48,624
You prefer to shower first?
755
01:06:49,792 --> 01:06:50,958
Why shower?
756
01:06:51,125 --> 01:06:52,124
It's...
757
01:06:52,292 --> 01:06:53,416
more hygienic.
758
01:06:54,750 --> 01:06:57,124
If it's more hygienic...
759
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:08,083
I have no desire to shower.
760
01:07:08,875 --> 01:07:11,208
I'm clean, dammit.
761
01:07:12,042 --> 01:07:14,083
I'll show you hygiene.
762
01:07:23,792 --> 01:07:25,541
It does a world of good.
763
01:07:25,709 --> 01:07:26,833
Perfect.
764
01:07:27,334 --> 01:07:28,416
My turn.
765
01:07:29,709 --> 01:07:32,249
He went to shower next.
766
01:07:32,500 --> 01:07:35,124
It lasted... forever!
767
01:07:36,459 --> 01:07:38,583
Child, I must speak to you.
768
01:07:44,959 --> 01:07:46,666
When he came back,
769
01:07:46,875 --> 01:07:49,458
he was stark naked. And I saw...
770
01:07:50,375 --> 01:07:51,791
a horse.
771
01:07:56,542 --> 01:07:59,374
I tried to think of England.
I couldn't.
772
01:08:00,125 --> 01:08:03,416
I was so scared
to be that horse's mattress,
773
01:08:03,584 --> 01:08:06,416
I heard my mother saying :
Obviously...
774
01:08:06,625 --> 01:08:07,916
Horses scare you.
775
01:08:08,459 --> 01:08:10,624
Of course it can't work.
776
01:08:12,292 --> 01:08:13,833
It's true.
777
01:08:16,292 --> 01:08:20,666
I realize I've always done everything
out of fear.
778
01:08:21,125 --> 01:08:23,291
Fear of disappointing Mum.
779
01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:24,333
Mum?
780
01:08:26,500 --> 01:08:29,833
And the only way to overcome the fear
781
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,958
was to tame the object I feared.
782
01:08:33,959 --> 01:08:38,041
And the object
I fear above all others
783
01:08:40,167 --> 01:08:41,666
is the horse.
784
01:08:42,917 --> 01:08:44,541
What... horse?
785
01:08:59,334 --> 01:09:02,624
I signed up at a riding school
outside Paris.
786
01:09:02,917 --> 01:09:05,666
I went there every morning
at daybreak.
787
01:09:06,292 --> 01:09:08,583
Me in the box, with the horse.
788
01:09:09,834 --> 01:09:11,124
So scary.
789
01:09:17,625 --> 01:09:18,666
You can do it.
790
01:09:20,709 --> 01:09:22,333
But on one condition.
791
01:09:22,709 --> 01:09:24,833
You're no longer 8 and a half.
792
01:09:25,250 --> 01:09:26,374
Okay?
793
01:09:30,084 --> 01:09:31,291
Go ahead.
794
01:09:39,375 --> 01:09:41,499
Do exactly as I say.
795
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:46,374
Tie the reins.
796
01:09:46,542 --> 01:09:48,708
- What?
- Tie the reins.
797
01:09:59,709 --> 01:10:00,541
Like this?
798
01:10:03,917 --> 01:10:05,624
Now let go of them.
799
01:10:10,250 --> 01:10:11,458
Like this?
800
01:10:13,250 --> 01:10:14,624
No more stirrups.
801
01:10:20,334 --> 01:10:21,624
Like this?
802
01:10:25,375 --> 01:10:26,958
Now close your eyes.
803
01:10:35,667 --> 01:10:37,374
And trust the animal.
804
01:10:54,125 --> 01:10:55,208
Very good.
805
01:11:48,542 --> 01:11:51,374
Soon after,
I called my friend Clemence:
806
01:11:51,542 --> 01:11:52,416
What's doing?
807
01:11:52,584 --> 01:11:53,999
Dinner with the girls.
808
01:11:54,167 --> 01:11:55,083
I'm coming!
809
01:11:55,250 --> 01:11:57,666
No, you don't even know them.
810
01:11:57,834 --> 01:12:00,166
I'll wear a skirt and heels,
if necessary!
811
01:12:01,417 --> 01:12:03,708
Don't hog the conversation.
812
01:12:03,875 --> 01:12:06,499
Why on earth would you say that?
813
01:12:07,167 --> 01:12:10,666
I go,
fortunately not in a skirt and heels,
814
01:12:11,084 --> 01:12:12,291
and there...
815
01:12:13,292 --> 01:12:16,708
I see the most beautiful woman
in the world.
816
01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:21,458
The only woman
who could be so pretty,
817
01:12:22,167 --> 01:12:23,791
so cute
818
01:12:24,334 --> 01:12:25,374
and so beautiful
819
01:12:25,709 --> 01:12:26,749
at the same time.
820
01:12:26,917 --> 01:12:28,624
- Guillaume.
- Amandine.
821
01:12:35,250 --> 01:12:39,583
As I watch her,
tons of words whirl through my head.
822
01:12:39,750 --> 01:12:40,999
He's very effeminate.
823
01:12:41,167 --> 01:12:42,374
Hey, faggot!
824
01:12:42,542 --> 01:12:44,124
She's wearing panties!
825
01:12:44,292 --> 01:12:46,874
...so gay, you've become lesbian.
826
01:12:47,042 --> 01:12:48,416
No reserve... Scram!
827
01:12:48,584 --> 01:12:49,416
Queer...
828
01:12:49,584 --> 01:12:50,708
You should try.
829
01:12:50,875 --> 01:12:52,374
It's very simple...
830
01:12:52,542 --> 01:12:53,999
Boys and Guillaume,
dinner!
831
01:12:54,167 --> 01:12:56,833
Amid all that, I hear Clemence:
832
01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:59,083
Girls and Guillaume,
dinner!
833
01:13:00,042 --> 01:13:02,458
- What?
- Girls and Guillaume, dinner.
834
01:13:02,792 --> 01:13:04,583
I love the idea!
835
01:13:05,459 --> 01:13:08,249
"Girls and Guillaume, dinner!"
836
01:13:09,709 --> 01:13:12,374
Girls and Guillaume.
837
01:13:14,500 --> 01:13:16,583
Never thought I'd hear that.
838
01:13:16,750 --> 01:13:19,249
Girls... and Guillaume.
839
01:13:20,542 --> 01:13:21,916
I looked at Amandine.
840
01:13:22,875 --> 01:13:23,999
I smiled at her.
841
01:13:25,500 --> 01:13:26,791
And I wasn't afraid.
842
01:13:27,792 --> 01:13:30,708
So not afraid,
I mentioned my good thighs.
843
01:13:30,917 --> 01:13:32,374
I have good thighs.
844
01:14:01,875 --> 01:14:03,499
A few months later
845
01:14:03,667 --> 01:14:05,874
I saw my mother and I said...
846
01:14:06,250 --> 01:14:08,999
Mum, I have two things to tell you.
847
01:14:11,334 --> 01:14:13,249
The first is that...
848
01:14:14,042 --> 01:14:16,416
I've decided to write a play.
849
01:14:16,584 --> 01:14:20,624
About a boy who learns
to accept his heterosexuality
850
01:14:20,792 --> 01:14:24,458
in a family
that decided he was homosexual.
851
01:14:35,584 --> 01:14:37,874
Help me clear the table...
852
01:14:48,917 --> 01:14:51,208
There's something I don't get.
853
01:14:51,542 --> 01:14:53,541
This guy in the story...
854
01:14:55,125 --> 01:14:56,624
is 100% straight?
855
01:15:00,875 --> 01:15:02,624
If I understand correctly,
856
01:15:02,917 --> 01:15:04,541
his whole family
857
01:15:05,250 --> 01:15:08,374
is persuaded he's 100% gay.
858
01:15:08,792 --> 01:15:09,999
Right?
859
01:15:12,500 --> 01:15:16,791
But in fact, he's 100% straight.
860
01:15:17,250 --> 01:15:18,499
Right?
861
01:15:19,917 --> 01:15:21,416
Where's the proof?
862
01:15:23,792 --> 01:15:24,624
Of what?
863
01:15:24,792 --> 01:15:26,958
That he's 100% straight?
864
01:15:28,292 --> 01:15:32,083
How can the public know
he's 100% straight?
865
01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:35,999
His whole family is sure
he's 100% gay...
866
01:15:36,750 --> 01:15:40,374
Unless his whole family
is a bunch of idiots!
867
01:15:41,125 --> 01:15:42,833
Where is the proof...
868
01:15:44,209 --> 01:15:46,291
that he's 100% straight?
869
01:15:50,750 --> 01:15:52,083
First of all,
870
01:15:52,250 --> 01:15:55,083
it's not a question
of percentage, but...
871
01:15:56,584 --> 01:15:58,916
you're right to ask, Mum.
872
01:15:59,167 --> 01:16:01,749
The proof, as you call it,
873
01:16:01,917 --> 01:16:04,708
is that he fell in love with a woman.
874
01:16:06,125 --> 01:16:08,291
Repentant fag. But concretely?
875
01:16:15,875 --> 01:16:17,874
I look at my mother
876
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:21,166
and I understand everything.
877
01:16:22,875 --> 01:16:26,291
I understand
that she's the one who's afraid.
878
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:31,624
Afraid that I love a woman
other than her.
879
01:16:34,084 --> 01:16:36,374
It seems so completely wild!
880
01:16:37,709 --> 01:16:39,208
A fear like that.
881
01:16:40,667 --> 01:16:42,958
I want to say I always loved her.
882
01:16:43,125 --> 01:16:44,124
It's not because
883
01:16:44,334 --> 01:16:46,249
I love Amandine
884
01:16:47,125 --> 01:16:50,208
that I'll stop loving her.
885
01:16:53,542 --> 01:16:56,333
I want to tell her that in fact...
886
01:16:56,500 --> 01:16:58,874
It's thanks to her, I adore women.
887
01:16:59,042 --> 01:17:01,958
Thanks to her,
I learned to watch them
888
01:17:02,125 --> 01:17:04,166
and to listen, especially.
889
01:17:07,042 --> 01:17:08,874
I want to tell her that...
890
01:17:14,459 --> 01:17:15,916
to tell her...
891
01:17:20,917 --> 01:17:24,791
that it's her reserve...
that gave me words.
892
01:17:27,084 --> 01:17:28,958
Her elegance
893
01:17:29,459 --> 01:17:31,249
gave me good bearing.
894
01:17:32,750 --> 01:17:36,458
Her humor, the desire to laugh
and make others laugh.
895
01:17:37,792 --> 01:17:39,499
And her confidence
896
01:17:39,959 --> 01:17:41,791
that gave me courage.
897
01:17:44,834 --> 01:17:46,333
I want to tell her...
898
01:17:49,042 --> 01:17:50,791
I want to tell her
899
01:17:52,209 --> 01:17:54,249
it's thanks to her
900
01:17:54,584 --> 01:17:56,166
that I am here.
901
01:17:58,959 --> 01:18:00,249
I want...
902
01:18:04,125 --> 01:18:05,624
but I can't.
903
01:18:07,459 --> 01:18:10,958
I can't because if I do, I'll cry...
904
01:18:11,875 --> 01:18:13,791
and boys don't cry.
905
01:18:17,667 --> 01:18:18,958
No, and...
906
01:18:19,167 --> 01:18:20,999
I know her.
907
01:18:21,959 --> 01:18:23,874
If I say all that...
908
01:18:24,542 --> 01:18:26,583
it'll make her uncomfortable.
909
01:18:28,500 --> 01:18:31,166
She's very reserved, my mother.
910
01:18:35,625 --> 01:18:39,166
Even if she sometimes
calls me "baby-doll",
911
01:18:39,792 --> 01:18:42,458
she knows that I am a boy.
912
01:18:43,125 --> 01:18:44,499
That's how it is.
913
01:18:45,542 --> 01:18:48,541
Even if we pretended the opposite,
914
01:18:48,709 --> 01:18:50,124
she and I.
915
01:18:51,500 --> 01:18:53,958
It made our lives easier.
916
01:18:56,667 --> 01:18:58,791
Hers, to have a daughter.
917
01:19:00,125 --> 01:19:01,333
And mine...
918
01:19:02,709 --> 01:19:06,041
to set myself apart from my brothers.
919
01:19:07,959 --> 01:19:09,624
To distinguish myself.
920
01:19:11,084 --> 01:19:13,124
But all that's over now.
921
01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:15,333
It's over...
922
01:19:15,875 --> 01:19:18,291
because I love Amandine.
923
01:19:19,042 --> 01:19:20,708
And Amandine loves me.
924
01:19:21,417 --> 01:19:22,333
I'll say so.
925
01:19:25,167 --> 01:19:28,999
Concretely,
it's good you asked because...
926
01:19:29,209 --> 01:19:31,291
because concretely, as you say,
927
01:19:31,792 --> 01:19:36,416
the second thing is that
Amandine and I are getting married.
928
01:19:37,417 --> 01:19:38,708
With who?
929
01:20:06,417 --> 01:20:08,166
Break a leg.
930
01:20:08,334 --> 01:20:09,749
Love, Mum.
931
01:26:17,167 --> 01:26:20,291
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