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I think I'll get
another cup of tea.
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V-K-U-J-I-R.
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Jivku..
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A small, featherless bird
from Southern Africa.
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Love you, son.
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Go ahead and blow off curfew
this weekend.
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Well, well, well, look
what we have here.
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I was just reading
about one of these.
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Jivku isn't a real word
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but "Nazqweb" isn't
Viking toothpaste
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and Mom got 162 points for it.
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I got to get to work.
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You make sure
your father gets out of bed.
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I don't why but he hasn't slept
for the last four nights.
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So if you have to, yell "fire."
If that doesn't work, set one.
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Why would your mother buy me
pants without a zipper?
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Dad, you have
them on backwards.
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Oh.
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Malcolm, I need your help.
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Our 20th anniversary
is coming up
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and I've been going crazy
trying to think
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of the perfect gift
for your mother.
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It has gotta be something
really fantastic.
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And I've got nothing.
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Maybe you're trying too hard.
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Why don't you just
do something simple?
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You know, get a bottle
of champagne, watch a sunset
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recite a poem to her.
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So you just use
the genius thing on yourself
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is that it, son? Come on!
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This anniversary has got
to make up
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for 19 crappy celebrations.
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You have no idea the hell
I've put that woman through.
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I wish I could say that was
the low point of the day.
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Chad?
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Are you trying to make
Coach Cleary
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burst into flames again?
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Dewey, Dewey, you
won't believe it!
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It's the most
amazing thing ever!
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We made friends
with a normal kid!
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He spoke to us
and everything!
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It was he-heep! Hee-ca-ca..
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Calm down.
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Just breathe, okay?
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All this time
we thought he hated us.
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Who is it?
- Kyle Rogers!
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He likes us so much
that he put both our names in
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to run for Student
Body President!
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He said he can't wait
to hear our campaign speeches.
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Really?
- Yes!
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I feel like I'm in a dream
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except there isn't
an armless scarecrow
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who can't stop crying,
this is so great!
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But we'll have to promise
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that we'll both stay friends
no matter what happens.
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Don't worry, Zoe.
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We won't let anything
come between us
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even though we're both
competing for this great honor.
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Congratulations!
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Hey, Dewey, what'd you do,
rat me out to Mr. Myers?
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Of course not, I just figured
since you're so interested
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in the democratic process
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I'd nominate you to run
for School President, too.
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What?
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I gotta admit, it's clever
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making Hanson and Zoe run
for office.
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They're gonna be humiliated.
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The only thing more humiliating
would be losing to 'em.
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Ow! Leave it alone!
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Nobody can even see
a zit back there.
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Stop squirming
so I can clean it.
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You know, a little more effort
on your personal grooming
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wouldn't kill you.
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Sunday nights before bed
your father goes over
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every square inch of his body
with a hand mirror.
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Oh, my God.
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Do you remember
that summer seminar
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in Arizona I applied
to last year?
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Yeah, you didn't get it.
- I know.
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But somehow my name was entered
as an alternate
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for a study-in-Europe program.
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The guy who was supposed to go
was bitten by a tick
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and now basically lives
in a hyperbaric chamber.
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So I get to go in his place!
- Slow down, Malcolm.
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We can't afford
to help you with that.
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That's just it.
It's all paid for!
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I'm going to Paris,
Prague, Munich, Vienna.
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I'm gonna be staying
in castles!
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This is an incredible
opportunity.
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This is the luckiest thing
that's ever happened to me.
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I have to do something
to protect it. - What?
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It's like I feel
I should balance it out somehow.
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You know, give something back
so I don't lose it.
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Listen to you.
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Something wonderful happens and
all you can think about
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is how the world's
gonna take it away.
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You're growing up.
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You, come with me.
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What are you doing?
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Dad, you have to understand.
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The reason I missed
so many days of school
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is that the calendar
on my watch stopped.
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I thought it was Saturday
all week!
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Put it on the shelf.
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The watch? You want me..
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What am I gonna do?
Your mother, it's horrible.
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Well, I don't know.
You married her.
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What about our anniversary?
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It won't fit!
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What about the anniversary?
What are you talking about?
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It's got to be the best!
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Where is it?
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Are you still asleep?
- The dogs are right.
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I got to get her
a great present.
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Dad, your shoe's untied.
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Of course!
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Thank you.
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Yeah, you are going to have
to get her a good present.
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She's a great lady.
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In fact, I don't know why
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but she wants you
to give me $20.
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That's good.
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That's good. That's good.
She'll know what to do.
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Thanks.
- I don't know the answer.
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Tell me. Tell me now!
- Okay, calm down.
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I think you're gonna have
more success if you can relax
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make me a BLT with avocado
and open up a bag of chips.
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Then you can sit at my feet
and purr while I eat.
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That's it!
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What are you talking about?
You've gotta vote for me!
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All those rumors you've heard
are lies!
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I don't want to have school
on Saturdays.
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And I don't wear pull-ups!
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I'm glad to see you're so pumped
about the election, Kyle.
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A lot of kids think
they're too hip
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for student government
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but I think you'll find out
how exciting it can be
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once you organize
your first recycling drive.
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You know what, Zoe?
I actually hope you win.
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Thanks, Hanson.
And I hope you win.
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Of course, I can't speak
for bad Zoe.
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Okay, Chad, see those
kids over there?
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They're friends of Kyle's.
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On election day, it'd probably
be better if they didn't vote.
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Okay.
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Why don't you go back inside?
You don't want to see this.
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Hey, Mom, you know when I said
I was gonna give something back?
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Well, I was thinking.
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Maybe I could work
at a homeless shelter
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or teach some kids how to read,
but then it came to me.
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I bought a guitar.
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What?
- It's perfect.
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I mean, Dewey has this
incredible musical talent.
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I must have it, too.
I just haven't tried it yet.
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How long do you have
to return it?
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15 days.
But I'm not gonna return it.
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Well, that'll be long enough
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for you to figure out
you can't do this.
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What are you talking about?
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I can play music if I want to.
- I'm sorry, honey. You can't.
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Your brain doesn't work
that way.
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You don't have
that kind of creative spark.
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What?
- See, Dewey is a flier.
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He'll just drift and float
through life
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and things will turn out
for him.
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Now, you and I, we're burrowers.
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We're at our best
when our heads are down
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and we're grinding through
a mountain of drudgery.
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You don't know that.
- Yes, I do.
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You actually think you know
what I'd be good at
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before I even try it?
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That's right.
- Oh, really?
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Then tell me, how would
I be at scuba diving?
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Or mountain climbing?
Or flamenco dancing?
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Bad at scuba diving,
good at mountain climbing.
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Flamenco dancing? A disaster.
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I'm not trying
to hurt your feelings.
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I'm just telling you
what I know.
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It's a good thing you weren't
John Lennon's mother.
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If I were John Lennon's mother,
he'd still be alive.
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Hey, Reese.
- Hey, Dad.
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Oh, here.
I got you a new watch.
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Thanks. What'd you do that for?
- I don't know.
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A thought just popped into my
head that you needed one.
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And you have no idea why?
- Uh-uh.
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Wow.
- You gotta see this!
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I finally found the perfect
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anniversary present
for your mom.
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She had this exact music box
when we were first married
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until your brother Francis
got a hold of it
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and smashed it
into a million pieces.
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Anyway, I'm walking through
this antique store
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in complete desperation,
and there it is
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the same music box.
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Oh, what a relief.
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I am gonna sleep
like a baby tonight.
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I have 15 days to learn how
to play this thing well enough
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to totally humiliate my mom.
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Seems doable.
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Doodly-doodly-doodly-doodly,
doo-doo-wah!
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Bo, bo-bo, bo-bo-bo-bo-bo
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Bo! Bo-bo-bo-bo, bo-bo-bo
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Doodly-doodly-doodly
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I'm willing to forget
I ever saw this
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if you tell me everything
you know about sleepwalking.
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Sleepwalking?
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Well, all I know is that
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it's a dissociative state
which basically..
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Just tell me what causes it.
- Well, there's a few things.
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It usually happens
when a person is under
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intense emotional
or psychological stress.
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So if a sleepwalker stays
stressed out
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he'll continue sleepwalking?
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I don't know, probably.
- Beautiful.
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Who's a little carpenter?
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Jamie's a little carpenter.
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You come with me.
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I had it. The gift. Perfect.
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Destroyed.
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That little one. Bad diapers!
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Come on, now.
What happened happened.
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The main thing is
I'm here to help.
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Need help. Can't do it alone.
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Now, tomorrow you'll be
on your way to work
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when you'll realize that your
favorite son, Reese
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is completely out
of hair-care products.
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So you'll put together
a charming gift basket
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full of shampoos
and styling gels.
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Has to be done.
No question. Get to work.
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It's interesting you'd
say that, because, actually
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there are quite a few projects
I have lined up for you.
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Oh, but first.
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I'd like you to do something
very important for me.
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Important. Of course.
It's important.
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Yes, it is.
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I want you to kiss this.
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You know, like you
really mean it.
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Let's be friends!
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Yes, yes, I'll hold. Thank you.
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I hate politics.
The voters don't read.
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They don't think for themselves.
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They're completely swayed
by the last thing they heard
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whether it's true or not.
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Democracy's a failure
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because, let's face it,
people are idiots.
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I think you'd feel better
about the world, Dewey
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if you had
a programmable zombie robot.
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00:12:13,281 --> 00:12:14,521
That's right,
I'm looking to replace
249
00:12:14,659 --> 00:12:16,179
the music box
with the ballerina on top.
250
00:12:16,913 --> 00:12:18,993
I wouldn't say broken
so much as vaporized.
251
00:12:19,167 --> 00:12:20,527
My toddler got a hold of it.
252
00:12:20,670 --> 00:12:22,470
Oh, oh. Give me that.
253
00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:25,248
So, anyway, I would really
appreciate if you could help me.
254
00:12:26,515 --> 00:12:28,475
A list of local distributors
who might have one.
255
00:12:29,103 --> 00:12:30,423
What are you talking about?
256
00:12:30,564 --> 00:12:31,964
Why on Earth would I do that?
257
00:12:32,275 --> 00:12:35,195
Listen, the truth is,
I'm pretty desperate here
258
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:37,006
so if you can just give me
some information
259
00:12:37,327 --> 00:12:38,447
that can help me track down
260
00:12:38,579 --> 00:12:40,299
another ballerina music box
261
00:12:40,457 --> 00:12:41,617
you can actually turn this
262
00:12:41,752 --> 00:12:43,632
into a very special
anniversary celebration.
263
00:12:44,048 --> 00:12:45,328
Sorry I'm late!
264
00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:48,340
Oh, oh, please, like the orphans
265
00:12:48,514 --> 00:12:50,594
would really see any
of the money I would give you.
266
00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:51,929
Do you have an orphan
there with you?
267
00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,823
Could I speak to one, please?
I didn't think so.
268
00:12:53,983 --> 00:12:55,903
You know what?
You people make me sick.
269
00:12:56,321 --> 00:12:57,921
Damn telemarketers.
270
00:12:58,074 --> 00:12:59,794
Hal, you know what I realized
on the way home?
271
00:13:00,203 --> 00:13:02,603
Our 20th anniversary is
in three days.
272
00:13:02,791 --> 00:13:04,871
Huh. Just three days, huh?
273
00:13:05,254 --> 00:13:07,174
Boy, talk about time flying.
274
00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:08,990
It'll be here
before you know it.
275
00:13:10,514 --> 00:13:11,594
20 years.
276
00:13:11,766 --> 00:13:14,126
We're really gonna have
to do something special.
277
00:13:19,072 --> 00:13:21,552
She totally did.
I saw her, I swear!
278
00:13:21,743 --> 00:13:23,703
He's a liar! Vote for me!
279
00:13:23,872 --> 00:13:25,352
Stop screaming at me.
280
00:13:25,501 --> 00:13:27,261
You're not
my guidance counselor!
281
00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:30,600
Guys, guys, calm down.
What's going on?
282
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,964
Zoe thinks she'd make
a better President than me
283
00:13:33,182 --> 00:13:34,542
even though that
it's a known fact
284
00:13:34,684 --> 00:13:36,044
that she eats her own hair lice.
285
00:13:36,187 --> 00:13:38,587
Oh, yeah? Well, I wonder how
the voters would feel
286
00:13:38,775 --> 00:13:40,055
if they knew that Hanson likes
287
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:42,235
to French kiss his poodle
288
00:13:42,407 --> 00:13:44,207
and I know
'cause dogs don't lie to me.
289
00:13:44,453 --> 00:13:45,453
What are you doing?
290
00:13:45,580 --> 00:13:47,700
I thought you two were gonna
stay friends, no matter what.
291
00:13:47,876 --> 00:13:49,636
Oh, wake up, Dewey,
there's a little too much
292
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,236
at stake here
to play that game.
293
00:13:51,383 --> 00:13:52,503
Stop it!
294
00:13:53,052 --> 00:13:55,892
The truth is you two
were nominated as a joke
295
00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:58,060
but you had a chance
to show the rest of the school
296
00:13:58,229 --> 00:14:00,189
that you were better
than Kyle and his friends.
297
00:14:01,109 --> 00:14:02,589
Now you're no different
than they are.
298
00:14:03,906 --> 00:14:05,346
We used to be a team.
299
00:14:05,492 --> 00:14:06,892
You two and the four of me.
300
00:14:07,663 --> 00:14:10,823
We have no idea
who you are anymore.
301
00:14:11,044 --> 00:14:13,404
You guys do what you want.
I'm sick of this.
302
00:14:15,803 --> 00:14:17,563
Hal, you didn't even
touch your pie.
303
00:14:17,807 --> 00:14:18,927
Oh, yeah, I'm saving
that for Reese.
304
00:14:23,944 --> 00:14:25,504
I have something I want
you guys to hear.
305
00:14:28,244 --> 00:14:31,084
I've been practicing,
really practicing, a lot.
306
00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:32,851
And I had an idea for a song.
307
00:14:33,253 --> 00:14:34,733
I don't know
if it's any good or not
308
00:14:34,881 --> 00:14:37,081
but it really means something
to me.
309
00:14:37,887 --> 00:14:39,487
Do you mind
if I play it for you?
310
00:14:39,890 --> 00:14:41,610
Of course not, Malcolm.
We'd love to hear it.
311
00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:48,211
No one knows just what
312
00:14:48,406 --> 00:14:50,166
I've been through
313
00:14:50,452 --> 00:14:51,812
I can't stop
314
00:14:51,955 --> 00:14:54,835
The pain inside me
315
00:14:55,378 --> 00:14:59,378
Now I'm staring out my window
316
00:15:00,012 --> 00:15:03,972
Children play
they seem so happy
317
00:15:05,021 --> 00:15:07,261
Why are we here
318
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:10,616
Going nowhere
319
00:15:11,241 --> 00:15:14,001
Why does my life
320
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:17,975
Feel so empty?
321
00:15:18,212 --> 00:15:20,012
Meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow
322
00:15:20,174 --> 00:15:21,894
Meow, meow, meow, meow
meow, meow, meow, meow.
323
00:15:22,053 --> 00:15:24,573
What are you doing?
- That's the Meow Mix song.
324
00:15:25,309 --> 00:15:27,189
No one knows just
what I've been through
325
00:15:27,355 --> 00:15:28,915
Meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow.
326
00:15:29,066 --> 00:15:30,786
Now I'm staring
out the window
327
00:15:31,028 --> 00:15:32,748
Meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow.
328
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:34,632
I want chicken,
I want liver
329
00:15:34,911 --> 00:15:36,591
Meow Mix, Meow Mix,
please deliver
330
00:15:36,789 --> 00:15:38,429
Now you know the cat's meow
331
00:15:38,668 --> 00:15:39,908
Is Meow Mix,
Meow Mix, Meow Mix
332
00:15:40,045 --> 00:15:41,765
And then the cat kind of walk..
- Okay, okay, stop it!
333
00:15:44,303 --> 00:15:47,103
God! I just spent two days
of my life
334
00:15:47,309 --> 00:15:48,909
rewriting the Meow Mix song.
335
00:15:49,313 --> 00:15:50,913
I poured my heart into this.
336
00:15:51,191 --> 00:15:53,111
I actually got tears
in my eyes writing it.
337
00:15:53,487 --> 00:15:54,967
How pathetic is that?
338
00:15:56,075 --> 00:15:58,715
I clearly have even less talent
than you gave me credit for.
339
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,612
Should we tell him
the kid recovered
340
00:16:03,756 --> 00:16:05,836
from the tick bite,
and the trip to Europe's off?
341
00:16:06,011 --> 00:16:07,331
No.
342
00:16:08,265 --> 00:16:09,985
Let him return
the guitar first.
343
00:16:14,443 --> 00:16:16,603
Got to get this. It has to.
344
00:16:17,157 --> 00:16:19,117
Okay, let's see
what you've got here.
345
00:16:20,997 --> 00:16:22,117
These aren't even letters.
346
00:16:22,584 --> 00:16:23,864
Why did I think
a zombie could write
347
00:16:24,003 --> 00:16:25,403
an essay on Johnny Tremain?
348
00:16:25,589 --> 00:16:26,709
Come on. We might
as well go to bed.
349
00:16:26,842 --> 00:16:28,802
No, don't. Wait.
Have to get the answer.
350
00:16:28,971 --> 00:16:30,211
Dad, I'm not gonna
be able to help you
351
00:16:30,348 --> 00:16:31,468
with an idea for Mom.
352
00:16:31,684 --> 00:16:32,684
And the other ideas
I have for you
353
00:16:32,811 --> 00:16:33,851
are just gonna land us in jail.
354
00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:35,060
You can help.
355
00:16:35,191 --> 00:16:36,391
You're the one I can talk to.
356
00:16:36,526 --> 00:16:38,006
You're my guy.
357
00:16:39,323 --> 00:16:40,363
Really?
358
00:16:42,371 --> 00:16:43,851
I thought
Malcolm was your favorite.
359
00:16:43,999 --> 00:16:45,959
No. The smart one scares me.
You're normal.
360
00:16:46,629 --> 00:16:47,709
Like me.
361
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:49,869
Is that why you grabbed me?
362
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:52,760
You're my guy.
363
00:16:55,145 --> 00:16:57,665
I don't care if everyone thinks
this election is a joke.
364
00:16:57,858 --> 00:17:01,138
I'm not screwing around anymore.
You got to vote for me, please.
365
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,365
Whatever you heard
about me is all..
366
00:17:04,537 --> 00:17:06,697
Hey, Dewey.
- Hi.
367
00:17:07,710 --> 00:17:09,510
I've been thinking
about what you said.
368
00:17:10,048 --> 00:17:12,568
You're right, we are better
than these jerks.
369
00:17:13,429 --> 00:17:15,589
I'm gonna throw the election
so Zoe will win.
370
00:17:16,477 --> 00:17:17,797
She'll become popular.
371
00:17:18,021 --> 00:17:19,461
Than she can tell us
what we're missing
372
00:17:19,607 --> 00:17:21,327
instead of us having
to imagine it.
373
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:22,776
How are you gonna do that?
374
00:17:22,947 --> 00:17:24,387
I haven't slept in two days
375
00:17:25,034 --> 00:17:26,754
and I've been staring
into a strobe light
376
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,233
for the last 20 minutes.
377
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,717
It's time for everyone else
to meet the Hanson
378
00:17:31,338 --> 00:17:34,618
that until now,
only paramedics have seen.
379
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,191
What are you smiling at,
Hooper?
380
00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:39,876
I'm not kidding. Vote for me.
Damn it. Just do it!
381
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:41,226
Th-Thank you, Kyle.
382
00:17:41,357 --> 00:17:44,037
And now for our next candidate,
David Hanson.
383
00:17:51,918 --> 00:17:53,278
Good afternoon, f..
384
00:17:54,465 --> 00:17:55,585
f..
385
00:17:55,717 --> 00:17:58,597
teachers and stu.. Stu..
386
00:17:59,516 --> 00:18:00,676
Stu..
387
00:18:01,979 --> 00:18:02,979
I'm..
388
00:18:06,112 --> 00:18:07,952
And I say to you..
389
00:18:10,662 --> 00:18:14,062
Son of a [bleep].
390
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,614
If I'm elected [bleep]
391
00:18:15,796 --> 00:18:17,916
the cafeteria's [bleep].
392
00:18:18,969 --> 00:18:21,729
And I promise to [bleep]
393
00:18:24,939 --> 00:18:26,539
And erase this food [bleep].
394
00:18:26,692 --> 00:18:29,252
Charge a man with a [bleep].
395
00:18:29,531 --> 00:18:32,851
And a victory for [bleep].
396
00:18:34,832 --> 00:18:36,672
I promise to [bleep] my
397
00:18:36,836 --> 00:18:39,516
[bleep], and I will work
hard to [bleep]
398
00:18:39,716 --> 00:18:41,516
And [bleep]
And we will [bleep].
399
00:18:42,931 --> 00:18:46,331
And then, we, we will join in
any, and [bleep].
400
00:18:51,572 --> 00:18:54,052
Hanson! Hanson! Hanson!
401
00:18:54,327 --> 00:18:57,047
Hanson! Hanson! Hanson!
402
00:18:57,291 --> 00:18:59,691
Hanson! Hanson! Hanson!
403
00:18:59,963 --> 00:19:02,523
Hanson! Hanson! Hanson!
404
00:19:06,559 --> 00:19:08,039
Reese, what do you think
you're doing?
405
00:19:08,521 --> 00:19:10,281
Look, there's something
you should know.
406
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:11,895
Dad's been sleepwalking
every night
407
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:13,107
for the past week.
408
00:19:13,405 --> 00:19:15,205
He's in the kitchen
right now making me Paella.
409
00:19:15,409 --> 00:19:16,409
What are you talking about?
410
00:19:16,536 --> 00:19:17,896
It's because he's stressed out
411
00:19:18,039 --> 00:19:19,559
about picking a present
for your anniversary.
412
00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:21,748
Oh! You're kidding.
- Don't worry.
413
00:19:22,338 --> 00:19:23,778
Right now he'll do
anything you say
414
00:19:23,966 --> 00:19:26,526
and he won't even remember
the conversation the next day.
415
00:19:26,721 --> 00:19:28,561
So, you can go out there
and end his suffering.
416
00:19:29,978 --> 00:19:31,458
He's a good man.
417
00:19:32,608 --> 00:19:33,728
Treat him right.
418
00:19:36,448 --> 00:19:38,688
Oh, and don't make him
drink out of the toilet.
419
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:40,678
It's not as satisfying
as you'd think.
420
00:19:46,550 --> 00:19:48,550
Hal?
- No. Not now.
421
00:19:49,264 --> 00:19:50,464
Have to think.
422
00:19:50,850 --> 00:19:52,650
Nothing! I've got nothing!
423
00:19:53,355 --> 00:19:56,315
I know you've been very worried
about our anniversary.
424
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,695
Shh! You can't find out
about this.
425
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,465
Don't worry. I won't.
426
00:20:01,078 --> 00:20:03,638
Of course this is the 20th,
and that's very special.
427
00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:05,833
It has to be. The best!
428
00:20:06,045 --> 00:20:07,405
So listen very carefully.
429
00:20:07,632 --> 00:20:10,232
Here are the gifts
that Lois has been dreaming of.
430
00:20:11,347 --> 00:20:13,227
A three-pack
of vacuum cleaner bags
431
00:20:13,393 --> 00:20:16,313
a new heating pad, oh,
and some of those gel inserts
432
00:20:16,523 --> 00:20:18,123
for her work shoes, size nine.
433
00:20:18,277 --> 00:20:20,797
That's it! Yes! Oh!
434
00:20:21,032 --> 00:20:23,112
Finally. The relief.
435
00:20:23,286 --> 00:20:24,406
And one more thing.
436
00:20:24,539 --> 00:20:26,139
There's nothing you love more
than changing
437
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:27,332
Jamie's poopie diapers.
438
00:20:27,461 --> 00:20:28,661
You got that right.
439
00:20:32,679 --> 00:20:33,959
I returned the guitar.
440
00:20:34,641 --> 00:20:36,841
Mom was right. I don't have
any of Dewey's talent.
441
00:20:37,187 --> 00:20:39,507
But it's okay. I'm good
at a lot of other things.
442
00:20:39,901 --> 00:20:42,181
I've learned a little something
about myself, and I feel good.
443
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,449
Ow!
444
00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:49,090
Vacuum cleaner bags?
Hal, this is uncanny.
445
00:20:49,293 --> 00:20:51,213
This is exactly
what I was hoping for.
446
00:20:51,381 --> 00:20:53,501
How on Earth did you know?
- Come on, honey.
447
00:20:53,677 --> 00:20:55,077
When you've been married
as long we have
448
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:57,101
it's like being psychic,
I just know.
449
00:20:59,020 --> 00:21:00,140
Oh, man.
450
00:21:00,481 --> 00:21:02,161
I think Jamie has a present
for someone.
451
00:21:02,318 --> 00:21:03,478
I got it!
452
00:21:03,612 --> 00:21:05,372
Oh, I've been waiting
for this all day.
453
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:06,612
Come on, buddy.
454
00:21:07,327 --> 00:21:08,607
Oh, yeah.
455
00:21:09,122 --> 00:21:10,202
Yahoo!
456
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,220
Happy anniversary, Mom.
457
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:16,820
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