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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:03,979 (TV) "..break free of the atmosphere, a rocket ship must attain speeds 2 00:00:03,827 --> 00:00:07,506 of 25,000mph." Bull! If they went that fast they'd be squashed 3 00:00:07,362 --> 00:00:10,922 in the back of their seats! They wouldn't float around! 4 00:00:11,435 --> 00:00:15,274 You're confusing acceleration with velocity. You feel it at first, 5 00:00:15,124 --> 00:00:18,843 but once you're up to speed, you don't notice. Right now 6 00:00:18,697 --> 00:00:22,656 we're on a planet spinning at 1,000mph. That's rotational velocity. 7 00:00:22,502 --> 00:00:29,141 We're also travelling around the sun at almost 67,000mph. The solar system 8 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:34,680 is hurtling through the galaxy which is hurtling away from other galaxies cos the universe is expanding. 9 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:38,640 Wee-ee-ee-ee! 10 00:00:39,908 --> 00:00:41,467 Yes, no 11 00:00:41,406 --> 00:00:43,366 Maybe 12 00:00:43,712 --> 00:00:45,671 I don't know 13 00:00:45,595 --> 00:00:48,794 Can you repeat the question? 14 00:00:48,669 --> 00:00:50,828 You're not the boss of me now 15 00:00:50,744 --> 00:00:53,103 You're not the boss of me now 16 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:54,290 You're not the boss of me now 17 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:57,239 and you're not so big! 18 00:00:57,122 --> 00:00:59,521 You're not the boss of me now 19 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:01,386 You're not the boss of me now 20 00:01:01,310 --> 00:01:03,669 You're not the boss of me now 21 00:01:03,577 --> 00:01:06,216 and you're not so big! 22 00:01:06,113 --> 00:01:09,713 Life is unfair! 23 00:01:12,991 --> 00:01:15,390 '(RUSTLING)' 24 00:01:15,297 --> 00:01:18,496 Did you hear that? (MUMBLES) Firing jets, Captain. 25 00:01:18,371 --> 00:01:22,170 Somebody's breaking in! I'll do it in the morning. 26 00:01:22,021 --> 00:01:24,221 '(BANGING)' (GASPS) What was that? 27 00:01:26,478 --> 00:01:29,397 Oh, my God! Hal! I'll get him, Lois! 28 00:01:29,283 --> 00:01:31,322 Ah! Argh! 29 00:01:31,243 --> 00:01:33,363 (GRUNTS / WHIMPERS) 30 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:36,080 (CLANGING) Got him! 31 00:01:40,119 --> 00:01:42,279 (PANTS) 32 00:01:47,304 --> 00:01:50,983 (POLICE RADIO) What would've happened if Reese didn't knock him out? 33 00:01:50,839 --> 00:01:56,238 He would've seen our TV and stereo and known he'd made a mistake. Let go of my arm! 34 00:01:56,027 --> 00:01:59,906 He came through the window right in front of us! I can't explain it. 35 00:01:59,754 --> 00:02:04,193 It was like we were paralysed. My son Reese came in swinging this bat! 36 00:02:04,019 --> 00:02:08,458 He saved us all! Yeah, it's a good thing Reese got to him before I did. 37 00:02:08,284 --> 00:02:12,283 And, er, where were you, sir? I was in bed. Trapped in bed. 38 00:02:12,127 --> 00:02:14,846 My wife insists on tucking in the corners. 39 00:02:14,740 --> 00:02:17,179 I mean, really tucking them in! 40 00:02:17,083 --> 00:02:22,042 I saw his head. It looked like a fat pitch sitting over the plate. 41 00:02:21,848 --> 00:02:23,767 If only there were more kids like you 42 00:02:23,692 --> 00:02:28,011 our streets would be a lot safer. Thanks. You look familiar. 43 00:02:27,842 --> 00:02:33,002 Did you ever participate in our ride-along programme? Sorta. 44 00:02:33,644 --> 00:02:37,723 It's like being in a straitjacket! You twist, and twist, and you can't 45 00:02:37,564 --> 00:02:41,723 shake the damn sheets loose! The important thing is we caught him. 46 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:45,119 Let me show you. Follow me to the bedroom and I'll tuck you in. Sir! 47 00:02:44,980 --> 00:02:46,900 You don't tuck in police officers. 48 00:02:48,092 --> 00:02:52,091 Craig, I got your lunch. Sorry I'm late. I picked up the burgers. 49 00:02:51,934 --> 00:02:56,453 I had to drive across town to get your chicken from Nugget World! 50 00:02:56,276 --> 00:02:59,876 I thought you said you wanted to help me lead a normal life! 51 00:03:01,310 --> 00:03:05,749 Did you get the extra mayo? Yes! From which place? 52 00:03:05,575 --> 00:03:09,934 When are you getting a nurse? Well, it's just that I've been so busy 53 00:03:09,763 --> 00:03:13,642 with having my arms and legs broken when your kid's dog chased me 54 00:03:13,491 --> 00:03:18,650 out in traffic(!) I can't sleep knowing the trauma my cat suffers 55 00:03:18,447 --> 00:03:23,846 staying at mother's. And all the forehead sticks I used learning to go to the bathroom. 56 00:03:23,635 --> 00:03:27,994 Craig, the insurance company gave you money for a nurse! Oh, Lois, 57 00:03:27,823 --> 00:03:31,862 poor, sweet, money-wasting Lois. I've got something better. 58 00:03:31,704 --> 00:03:33,863 Oliver! 59 00:03:33,779 --> 00:03:36,138 (TITTERS) 60 00:03:36,046 --> 00:03:41,045 Oh, my God! It's a monkey! It's a helper monkey. 61 00:03:40,849 --> 00:03:43,808 They're highly trained. They donate them to the permanently disabled. 62 00:03:43,692 --> 00:03:47,851 You're not permanently disabled! (For six weeks he thinks I am!) 63 00:03:47,688 --> 00:03:53,167 Craig, I am not taking care of you and a wild animal! It's not a wild animal. 64 00:03:52,953 --> 00:03:56,392 It's a capuchin monkey. They're nature's butlers. 65 00:03:56,257 --> 00:04:00,096 I've got a good one, too. His brother worked for Stephen Hawking. 66 00:03:59,946 --> 00:04:01,185 (TITTERS) 67 00:04:01,137 --> 00:04:04,537 When was the last time this thing was cleaned? 68 00:04:05,902 --> 00:04:08,141 (ALL SCREAM) 69 00:04:08,053 --> 00:04:10,572 This is the worst job in the world! 70 00:04:10,474 --> 00:04:13,993 Why do we put up with this? I'm still paying off law school. 71 00:04:13,856 --> 00:04:18,175 Everybody, clear out. You're fired. What?! The camp's closing. 72 00:04:18,005 --> 00:04:21,564 They cut down the last tree. Anyone want a picture with it? 73 00:04:21,425 --> 00:04:24,905 A mining company bought the land. You gotta leave today. 74 00:04:25,882 --> 00:04:29,361 We're out without notice?! It's the circle of life here. 75 00:04:29,225 --> 00:04:32,984 They cut down the trees, then the mining company strips the land. 76 00:04:32,837 --> 00:04:36,236 Then they'll turn what's left into a nuclear waste dump 77 00:04:36,103 --> 00:04:40,702 to wean ourselves from our unhealthy dependence on foreign oil! 78 00:04:40,522 --> 00:04:45,242 Well, I guess I'm gonna have to move back in with my parents. 79 00:04:46,555 --> 00:04:53,194 They gave me a tour of the station! The mirrors in the interrogation room are two-way! 80 00:04:52,933 --> 00:04:54,732 It's good thing they didn't have that before! 81 00:04:54,662 --> 00:04:59,261 "For heroism and meritorious action." I'm so proud of you! 82 00:04:59,081 --> 00:05:03,760 Dewey, are you gonna be able to go to sleep now? You saw all the policemen 83 00:05:03,577 --> 00:05:06,976 and how strong the bars are! Yeah, but - And the police station 84 00:05:06,843 --> 00:05:10,322 is too big for a helicopter to carry it away to a hideout under the sea! 85 00:05:10,186 --> 00:05:14,385 But - No buts, Dewey! That guy is in a jail cell. He's not going anywhere. 86 00:05:14,221 --> 00:05:19,820 With our legal system, he's probably back on the streets right now. (GASPS) Dewey! 87 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:23,599 Mom, Dad, this has got me thinking. Usually those cops are throwing me 88 00:05:23,442 --> 00:05:27,481 in the back of their squad cars. But today they were clapping for me. 89 00:05:27,323 --> 00:05:31,722 You're a real hero! It was really cool! Protecting you guys! 90 00:05:31,550 --> 00:05:35,869 Saving your lives. Thanks again. It's made me realise 91 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:40,019 for the first time in my life I know what my purpose is. 92 00:05:39,850 --> 00:05:45,930 I think I've found my calling. Mom, Dad, I wanna be a pig. 93 00:05:46,766 --> 00:05:48,845 'Go... to sleep!' 94 00:05:48,764 --> 00:05:52,163 I'm still scared. Read me a story. 95 00:05:52,030 --> 00:05:53,749 Please? 96 00:05:53,683 --> 00:05:57,682 I've already read you every book in this place. Please? 97 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:59,045 (SIGHS) 98 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:12,109 "Aardvark, a burrowing mammal of Southern Africa." 99 00:06:11,896 --> 00:06:15,176 "Myocardium, the muscle tissue of the heart." 100 00:06:23,346 --> 00:06:26,945 (SCREAMS) It's alright! It's alright! 101 00:06:26,804 --> 00:06:29,483 It was me turning off the light. Where are ya? 102 00:06:29,379 --> 00:06:31,738 (CRASHING) I knew you'd be back! 103 00:06:31,646 --> 00:06:33,886 Come on, you sonofa-! (CRASHING) 104 00:06:37,486 --> 00:06:39,125 (WHIMPERS) 105 00:06:39,062 --> 00:06:41,021 Sorry. 106 00:06:40,945 --> 00:06:43,225 Go back to sleep. 107 00:06:51,627 --> 00:06:53,586 (SIGHS) Come and go. 108 00:06:53,510 --> 00:06:57,749 (CHUCKLES) It turns out it was all a simple misunderstanding! 109 00:06:57,583 --> 00:06:58,822 (LAUGHS) 110 00:06:58,774 --> 00:07:02,933 It's Larry who should've gotten the spin-off show, not the Ropers. 111 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:06,969 Huh, Oliver? (CHUCKLES) Oh, Lois, you're not drinking your tea. 112 00:07:06,804 --> 00:07:10,164 Oliver, Lois takes sugar in her tea. One lump. 113 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:16,862 I usually like to thank him when he does something right. 114 00:07:16,718 --> 00:07:21,157 Um,... thank you, Oliver. (TITTERS) Isn't he amazing? 115 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:24,862 He makes the bed, does dishes, even changes his own diaper! Oliver! 116 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:26,950 Temple massage. (TITTERS) 117 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:30,134 Ahhh! 118 00:07:30,051 --> 00:07:35,770 Ah! This is about as good as it gets! 119 00:07:35,546 --> 00:07:38,865 Lois, you want some of this? I have to go! 120 00:07:38,735 --> 00:07:46,135 Ahh! Ahhhh! He's like a frail geisha. (CHILDREN CHATTER) 121 00:07:49,917 --> 00:07:52,476 Chah-bloogh! Hey, what's going on here? 122 00:07:52,376 --> 00:07:56,455 We're playin'. It's getting a little loud. This is a nice neighbourhood. 123 00:07:56,295 --> 00:07:58,655 Let's keep it that way. 124 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:03,154 Stay in school. 125 00:08:04,825 --> 00:08:09,825 Hey! Where are your helmets? That's not safe! Who the hell are you?! 126 00:08:13,164 --> 00:08:14,843 (GRUNTS) Ouch! 127 00:08:14,777 --> 00:08:16,336 Ow! 128 00:08:16,276 --> 00:08:20,796 See? You should be more careful. Play safe. Be smart. 129 00:08:22,693 --> 00:08:28,212 Did you get the job? It was a dumb idea auditioning for a cruise ship. 130 00:08:27,995 --> 00:08:32,594 What kind of piano player can't play Cabaret?! This is useless! 131 00:08:32,414 --> 00:08:37,413 We have to go where there's work! No! Something will come up. 132 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:41,697 (KNOCK AT DOOR) (We're not here!) What?! We know you're in there! 133 00:08:43,327 --> 00:08:46,926 What's wrong? We served your eviction notice 30 days ago. 134 00:08:46,785 --> 00:08:52,344 You must leave. What? Why didn't you tell me? Because it's not happening! 135 00:08:52,126 --> 00:08:56,645 The tribal council made a deal. You're getting a settlement. 136 00:08:56,468 --> 00:08:59,907 Part of a settlement. One-fifteenth of your property is on tribal land. 137 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:03,532 We'll live in the other part of the house. You can't do that. 138 00:09:03,384 --> 00:09:06,743 This area's gonna be an arsenic containment-basin. 139 00:09:06,612 --> 00:09:10,811 Nobody's stealing my property! Let's just all cool down. 140 00:09:10,647 --> 00:09:14,806 Er, you may actually not wanna touch her. Don't tell me how to do my job. 141 00:09:14,643 --> 00:09:17,803 Alright, missy, let's get one thing straight. 142 00:09:28,975 --> 00:09:30,455 (GRUNTS) 143 00:09:45,844 --> 00:09:49,203 What time is it? Ah, damn! 144 00:09:49,071 --> 00:09:51,830 It's too dark to see my Rolex! 145 00:09:51,722 --> 00:09:55,841 No matter, I'll just take out the maximum amount 146 00:09:55,680 --> 00:10:01,679 and everything will be fine. Yeah, that ought to do it. 147 00:10:01,444 --> 00:10:05,363 Now, where did I park my Bentley? 148 00:10:05,209 --> 00:10:08,169 Damn, my inability to see in the dark! Hey! 149 00:10:10,013 --> 00:10:12,333 Can I help you with something? 150 00:10:13,163 --> 00:10:17,683 Your money's hanging out of your pocket. This is a bad neighbourhood! 151 00:10:19,465 --> 00:10:21,385 Thank you. (CLANGING) 152 00:10:23,384 --> 00:10:25,344 (CLANGING) 153 00:10:29,986 --> 00:10:33,625 Ohh, that lasagne smells good! It took you long enough. 154 00:10:33,482 --> 00:10:38,482 Did you have to fly to Italy to get it? Never mind. Let's dig in. 155 00:10:39,592 --> 00:10:42,311 (SIZZLING) Argh! Ohh! Hah! Hot! Hot! 156 00:10:42,205 --> 00:10:46,124 Hot! Let's just let it cool down a little bit. Ow! Oh! 157 00:10:45,970 --> 00:10:49,369 What is this? (TITTERS) (SPLUTTERS) 158 00:10:49,236 --> 00:10:53,395 Oh, hot! Tongue! Please, God, no! Water! 159 00:10:53,232 --> 00:10:56,072 (TITTERS) Water! Good monkey! 160 00:10:56,844 --> 00:10:58,804 Closer. Closer! 161 00:11:00,456 --> 00:11:02,335 (CHOKES) 162 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:05,102 Ahh! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! 163 00:11:18,401 --> 00:11:22,241 (You're out!) (I was safe!) (Out!) (Safe!) 164 00:11:27,392 --> 00:11:30,031 (CLANGING) It looks like someone smashed up your trash cans 165 00:11:29,928 --> 00:11:33,848 pretty good. If you brought them in on time it wouldn't happen. 166 00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:38,740 Oliver! Is my milk shake ready? 167 00:11:38,612 --> 00:11:41,411 It was supposed to be ready an hour ago! 168 00:11:41,302 --> 00:11:45,462 If it's warm, you can go ahead and drink it cos I won't! 169 00:11:46,643 --> 00:11:49,923 Alright, I will! Where is it?! 170 00:11:51,138 --> 00:11:53,098 Oliver? 171 00:11:53,252 --> 00:11:54,372 (TITTERS) 172 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:04,492 You know, I've changed my mind. I'm not in the mood for milk shake now. 173 00:12:04,318 --> 00:12:10,278 (SCREECHES) Oh, well! Since you did go to all that trouble! (SOBS) 174 00:12:16,921 --> 00:12:18,881 Mmmm! Good! 175 00:12:19,803 --> 00:12:23,683 (TV) "Another perfect landing - (ELEPHANT TRUMPETS)" (SOBS) 176 00:12:30,005 --> 00:12:32,605 Well, I've been awake for a week straight. 177 00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:37,602 The first 96 hours were tough, but I'm starting to get my second wind. 178 00:12:39,611 --> 00:12:42,930 Who needs sleep anyway? It's just a waste of time. 179 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:47,959 They say that Tommy Citizen, he only got, like,... 180 00:12:47,757 --> 00:12:49,237 ..well, he didn't... 181 00:12:51,023 --> 00:12:54,343 What was I talking about? Never mind. 182 00:13:05,394 --> 00:13:08,433 Craig, I can't stay long. I've got your mail. 183 00:13:08,314 --> 00:13:14,553 Jeez, it's boiling in here! Really? I hadn't noticed anything! 184 00:13:14,308 --> 00:13:18,188 Ah-hah! I'm just having a pleasant afternoon home here with Oliver! 185 00:13:20,571 --> 00:13:23,330 (Lois, that monkey is out to get me!) 186 00:13:23,223 --> 00:13:27,742 What?! He tried to poison me! He's trying to cook me alive! He's evil! 187 00:13:27,565 --> 00:13:31,684 An animal with a brain the size of a piece of gum is running your house. 188 00:13:31,522 --> 00:13:34,321 You're paranoid! I am NOT paranoid! 189 00:13:34,212 --> 00:13:36,371 I've seen him staring at me when I'm pretending to be asleep! 190 00:13:36,287 --> 00:13:38,646 (He's chewed my brake cables!) 191 00:13:38,554 --> 00:13:44,833 (You must get me out of here!) You are not staying with me! 192 00:13:44,587 --> 00:13:47,946 That monkey is not - (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) 193 00:13:47,814 --> 00:13:51,613 Lois, you tell such amusing stories! 194 00:13:51,465 --> 00:13:56,105 Shhh! You are getting a real nurse tomorrow. 195 00:14:11,522 --> 00:14:13,521 (TYRES SCREECH) 196 00:14:13,443 --> 00:14:15,403 (HORN BLARES) 197 00:14:16,633 --> 00:14:20,872 What are ya doin'? I was waitin' for that spot! Ohh, you got a problem 198 00:14:20,706 --> 00:14:23,305 with me, pal? Oh-hoh! Bring it on! 199 00:14:23,203 --> 00:14:26,642 You want it, you've got it! I'll kick your ass! 200 00:14:26,508 --> 00:14:29,907 You think I'm afraid of you? I am NOT afraid! 201 00:14:29,774 --> 00:14:32,013 No-one's tucked in now! 202 00:14:31,926 --> 00:14:35,806 Just give me 30 seconds! I'll beat you like I was your daddy! 203 00:14:37,536 --> 00:14:39,975 I am gonna pound your head 204 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:43,839 out through your butt and then I'm gonna make you kiss it! 205 00:14:43,684 --> 00:14:47,563 I am very sorry, sir! Oh, yeah, you're gonna be sorry! 206 00:14:47,411 --> 00:14:50,610 Where ya goin'? You running away, little girl? 207 00:14:50,485 --> 00:14:53,085 Come out here and fight like a man! 208 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:05,794 Hey, Mom, what are you doing? Unloading the groceries. 209 00:15:05,662 --> 00:15:10,181 You're a little far on the sidewalk, aren't you? Who cares? Grab a bag. 210 00:15:10,004 --> 00:15:14,524 You have to leave the sidewalk free. Stop stalling and help unload. 211 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:19,399 Are you walking away from me?! Excuse me?! 212 00:15:19,265 --> 00:15:23,865 You can't leave your car here. I'll leave it wherever I wanna leave it. 213 00:15:23,876 --> 00:15:27,435 Well, I'd hate to see anything happen to your car. 214 00:15:27,295 --> 00:15:30,295 Just bring in the bags, Reese. 215 00:15:34,827 --> 00:15:36,787 (SIRENS WAIL) 216 00:15:37,555 --> 00:15:39,594 Officer in need of assistance! 217 00:15:39,514 --> 00:15:41,914 QUICKLY! OFFICER IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE! 218 00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:44,740 (SNORES) 219 00:15:47,622 --> 00:15:49,582 (CREAKING) 220 00:15:53,194 --> 00:15:55,154 (SNORES VIGOROUSLY) 221 00:15:58,342 --> 00:15:59,502 (TITTERS) 222 00:16:00,533 --> 00:16:02,493 (SNORES / WHIMPERS) 223 00:16:08,256 --> 00:16:10,216 "(DIALLING TONE)" 224 00:16:13,174 --> 00:16:16,893 Ohhh! "(RINGING)" "911, emergency." 225 00:16:16,748 --> 00:16:18,747 (This is Craig Feldspar.) 226 00:16:18,669 --> 00:16:23,028 (You've got to help me! My monkey butler is trying to kill me!) 227 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:25,457 (I don't know how much time I have...) 228 00:16:27,545 --> 00:16:28,984 (GASPS) 229 00:16:28,928 --> 00:16:33,807 That lawyer was an idiot! Are you kidding? A $50 fine was a bargain! 230 00:16:33,616 --> 00:16:38,935 It cost ten times that to wire the deputy's jaw shut. He deserved it! 231 00:16:38,727 --> 00:16:43,806 This is not helping. Here's the settlement. Use it to pay your fine. 232 00:16:43,607 --> 00:16:48,726 I'm not paying a fine! I'm getting a real lawyer and taking it to trial! 233 00:16:48,525 --> 00:16:52,724 That'd take months! There is a bulldozer in the yard! 234 00:16:52,559 --> 00:16:56,638 It's gonna flatten this house! I'm not scared of a bulldozer. 235 00:16:56,479 --> 00:17:01,438 The bulldozer doesn't care if you're scared! It will still crush you! 236 00:17:01,243 --> 00:17:05,922 We have to leave! I can't. Why are you so scared to leave? I don't know! 237 00:17:05,739 --> 00:17:11,898 Francis, I've been on this reservation my whole life. 238 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:14,215 I don't know anything else. 239 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,715 I'm just a hick. I'm not like you! 240 00:17:16,613 --> 00:17:21,452 I can't just pick up and start a new life whenever I need to. 241 00:17:21,263 --> 00:17:23,942 I'm not as brave as you, OK? 242 00:17:23,837 --> 00:17:28,236 Brave?! (LAUGHS) I'm not brave! 243 00:17:28,064 --> 00:17:32,103 I just didn't know any better! What? If I had had any idea 244 00:17:31,945 --> 00:17:35,624 of how horrible it was up here, I never would've come! 245 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:40,000 And I never would have met you. I'm not brave. I'm stupid and lucky. 246 00:17:41,013 --> 00:17:46,013 You're with me now so my stupid luck will take care of you. 247 00:17:49,312 --> 00:17:53,551 Hopefully one-fifteenth of a share will pay off our fine 248 00:17:53,385 --> 00:17:57,064 and maybe buy us a bus ticket. Oh, my God! What? 249 00:17:56,921 --> 00:18:00,680 Oh, my God! That's more than I made all last year! 250 00:18:00,532 --> 00:18:03,132 See, this is what I'm talking about! Oh! 251 00:18:04,798 --> 00:18:07,678 (WHIRRING) Craig, are you in there? 252 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,040 Craig?! What happened?! 253 00:18:14,288 --> 00:18:16,927 Behind you! 254 00:18:16,824 --> 00:18:21,503 (CLANG) Urgh! Huh? Oh! What the hell is wrong with that monkey?! 255 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:26,240 He's crazy! Well, he picked the wrong guy to mess with! 256 00:18:27,161 --> 00:18:29,560 (CRASHING) OH! Oh, no! God, please, no! 257 00:18:29,466 --> 00:18:31,506 (CRASHING) Pick up Craig! 258 00:18:32,386 --> 00:18:34,425 No, leave me! Save yourself! 259 00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:37,946 I am not gonna leave you, buddy! (CRASHING) Ah! (GRUNTS) 260 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,454 You'll be safe here. 261 00:18:44,951 --> 00:18:46,871 Oh! (CRASHING) Oh! 262 00:18:48,525 --> 00:18:51,485 (WHIMPERS) Dammit! (CRASHING) > Ow! (CRASHING) 263 00:18:53,443 --> 00:18:56,883 (CRASHING) Not my Romulus! (TITTERS) (CRASHING) 264 00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:03,873 Hah! 265 00:19:03,818 --> 00:19:05,778 (SCREECHES) 266 00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,594 (SPUTTERS) Oh! Oh! Ohh! Ooomph! 267 00:19:23,952 --> 00:19:27,392 (SOBS) I wouldn't have pictured it ending like this! 268 00:19:28,678 --> 00:19:29,997 Huh? 269 00:19:29,946 --> 00:19:32,025 '(SCREECHES)' 270 00:19:31,944 --> 00:19:35,783 Take that, you damn dirty helper monkey! 271 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,032 (SOBS) 272 00:19:36,978 --> 00:19:40,497 So, where do you wanna go? I don't care. All I know 273 00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:43,959 is we've got $2,000 left and a car pointed south. (GIGGLES) 274 00:19:47,199 --> 00:19:48,198 Dah 275 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,479 Dah-dah, dah-dah, dah 276 00:19:49,428 --> 00:19:52,507 Dah-dah, dah, doo-doo do 277 00:19:52,386 --> 00:19:58,065 Dah-dah, dah-dah, dah Dah-dah, dah-dah, dah 278 00:19:57,843 --> 00:20:01,162 (YAWNS) Read it to me again, Dad! 279 00:20:01,032 --> 00:20:03,751 (CHUCKLES) OK, son. 280 00:20:03,645 --> 00:20:06,524 "Local man subdues monkey." 281 00:20:06,411 --> 00:20:10,410 "A disabled man was saved by a local hero 282 00:20:10,254 --> 00:20:12,174 when he was..." 283 00:20:13,289 --> 00:20:17,288 Oh. I can't believe it! 284 00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:22,131 Dewey's finally fallen asleep! I'm 11 hours away from the world record. 285 00:20:21,935 --> 00:20:24,175 At least some good will come of... 286 00:20:25,662 --> 00:20:29,781 "Expert say the capuchin monkey can weigh up to nine pounds!" 287 00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:34,179 "He's a real hero, said victim Craig Feldspar, age 36." 288 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,480 A real hero...! 289 00:20:36,530 --> 00:20:41,080 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 24354

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