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Good bye, friend.
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If you do not help with this marriage,
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It's a part of my character...It's a...
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Sounding the boring alarm!
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I can't buy luxuries and expensive
fur coats...
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What do you want?
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I'm done!
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[holiday music]
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- [bell ringing]
- [man] Merry Christmas.
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[Kenny] Some say change is thehardest thing in the world.
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[both moaning]
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- [sighs]
- Whoo.
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They say that whoever you are,
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you're stuck beingthat person till you're dead.
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The transformationfrom worm to butterfly
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is nature's ultimatemetamorphosis.
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The change intoyour ultimate self is easy
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when there's no other option.
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You look back at the pastat the man you were,
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and you're like, "Man,fuck that little bitch."
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Fuck that bitchass life."
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Then you peerinto the future's mist
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and get just a glanceat the future you,
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all strong and rich,getting your fucking come up,
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and you're like,"Aw, hell yeah.
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That's the motherfuckingman I'm becoming.
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That's the fucking manI wants to be."
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'Cause a real man knows there'sonly one direction to face...
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...and that's fucking forward.
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[theme music plays]
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[hip hop holiday music]
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Woo. Goddamn
[mimics gunshot]
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Don't hog the sneeze, bro.
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- Let me in there.
- Get in there, motherfucker. Come on.
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Oh...
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Ugh. Disgusting, dude.
You got your chin in it.
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- What? Ah, I'm sorry, man.
- Gross.
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I'm still trying to
figure out these dimensions.
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That is a pretty bold chin.
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Better be bold. Cost me 50
g's for this motherfucker.
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Speaking of g's,
I was wondering,
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is there gonna be
a Christmas bonus this year?
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- Christmas bonus?
- Yeah. I'm just saying,
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between this chin
and Maria's titties,
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I can't afford Christmas gifts
for my kids, unfortunately.
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- You don't have any money to buy
your kids gifts? - Yeah, I miscalculated.
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Man, you better chill with
that Bob Cratchit bullshit.
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Don't be acting like you don't
get paid handsomely, all right?
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That shit's gonna piss me off.
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Don't trip.
I'm just asking. Geez.
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Do I got any coke boogers
up my nose?
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No. Do I got
any coke on my chin?
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Yeah, dude. Your goddamn
whole thing's covered in it.
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Looks like the fucking tip
of Mount Everest.
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May I have everyone's attention please?
Gather 'round.
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Get your dicks outta your hands.
Come on. Gather 'round.
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Your new leader
has an announcement.
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Da-da-da!
Make a path. Make a path.
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Make a path.
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Good day, everyone.
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Ratings are in the shitter.
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We all knew that Guy Young's racist
diatribe was gonna hurt us all.
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But as your new leader,
I promise you
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that I will turn this
fucking sinking ship around
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with the help
of the Sesh Christmas Special.
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Sound team, I'm gonna need
you guys to cut together
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a symphony of farts.
I need it to be hilarious, OK?
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Casting, I'd like you
to find me an array
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of young beautiful
women to be my reindeer.
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Wardrobes, I'd like you
to create some reindeer suits
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- with the titties cut out.
- Hold on. What's all this shit?
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Why we fucking with the formula?
Guy Young did it right.
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He had us doing a silly little version
of "Twelve Days of Christmas".
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- And that shit was dope.
- It was dope? Really? Guy Young?
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He's a racist, Jimmy.
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Being racist,
it's far from dope, dudes.
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I defeated Guy Young.
So that makes me the H-N-I-C.
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If anybody has
any problems with that,
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well, you can direct your
inquiries to Billy and/or Trent.
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Y'all wanna fuck with two dudes wearing
Wilsons Leather black fucking coats?
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None of you wanna fuck
with this Wilsons Leather shit.
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Great. Beautiful.
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I can't wait to see
what we do together, all right?
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This Christmas show's
gonna be spectacular.
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Thank you for your time.
Get back to work, please.
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Everyone, back to work!
Back to work!
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There's nothing more
to see here!
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You're on the clock.
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[door opens]
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Let's make this quick.
My client's a busy man.
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OK. On behalf of Mrs. Powers,
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I have outlined
a temporary arrangement
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which gives April Powers access to half
of the assets of the family accounts.
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- [giggles] - On behalf of Mr. Powers,
we decline the arrangement.
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Excuse me?
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Jared, break 'em off something.
Tell 'em what's good.
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Mrs. Powers is denied access to all
assets till a settlement has been reached
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or the filing
has been withdrawn.
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- Kenny, you took all the money
out of the joint account? - Nah, April.
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Jared did.
Motherfucker's cray.
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- [April] Can he do that?
- Mr. Powers is also sole title holder
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- on the family vehicles.
- [Kenny] Nice work, Benjamin.
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You better get used to walking,
muchacha.
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Kenny, can I talk
to you outside?
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Very well.
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[exhales]
What's wrong, April?
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Your little storybook divorce
getting all fucked up?
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- This isn't fair, Kenny.
- Hmph. Oh, I know it's not fair.
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My legal dream team is
long-dicking you up the butt.
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I'll spend every penny I have
to win this divorce.
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- Do you hear me?
- Can't we just be adults about this?
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- Think about the kids, Kenny.
- Oh, I'm thinking about the kids.
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I'm thinking about how I'm
gonna turn 'em against you.
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Wait till Christmas. Then we'll see
who gets them the better presents.
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I wanted to talk to you
about that.
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I was thinking that you could
celebrate with them on the 23rd.
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- The fucking 23rd?
- [April] Yeah.
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You selfish little trollop.
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How dare you keep those children
from me on Christmas morn.
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Those children
are gonna be devastated.
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They are so upset
about so many things, Kenny.
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They're upset about Dakota.
They keep talking about him.
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I don't understand how he got
outta the garage, by the way.
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Well, don't you be looking
at me all accusatory.
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All right? I don't know how the fuck
he got outta the garage either.
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- [sighs] - Maybe he fucking used
an ancient Navajo
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- fucking wolf warp.
- Kenny, please.
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This is a nightmare right now.
There has to be a more simple way.
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- There has to be.
- Well, I know a simple way.
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- OK, what?
- Call it off, April.
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Fucking let me come back to the
house and all this will go away.
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You and I can just
call this shit a draw.
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I can't.
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I want out.
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Very well then.
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I want you to remember
that this is what you wanted.
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Remember it...
[whispers] when I beat you.
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Merry Chri-ma.
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[holiday music]
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Going through a divorce
is the shit, dude.
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- Hey.
- Aw, yeah.
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Hey, lady.
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[Kenny] I'm seeing
a lot of looks out here.
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- [Stevie] Ooh, look at her.
- [Kenny] Kristi Yamaguchi?
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Nah.
Kristi Yama-gonna-fuck-you.
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- Ooh, yeah.
- [laughing]
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I gotta tell you, man, if I can win
Christmas, April's gonna be fucked.
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- So what's the move, dog?
- Oh, I'll tell you the move.
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I found out all the presents April's
getting the kids for Christmas,
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- I'm gonna get the same exact
ones. Fuck her shit all up. - [laughing]
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Hope you saved them receipts, April. 'Cause
you taking that shit back to the store.
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[laughs] That bitch is gonna
feel dumb as hell, dog.
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Goddamn, dude. Stop calling her a bitch, all right?
Technically we're still married.
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I mean, I don't call
your wife a bitch.
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OK. I have called her
a bitch before, but...
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Yeah, April's different.
She's a white person.
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- [chuckles]
- Must be nice, you know,
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being able to buy your kids
everything they want for Christmas.
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Or... or just
anything at all, really.
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- It is.
- You know, I was thinking,
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since we won't be opening
gifts Christmas morning,
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I'll have some extra time and maybe you
could let me read your screenplay.
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Look, Stevie, I appreciate the fact that
you are interested in my life's story,
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but you're not reading it,
all right?
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You think Tom Cruise or
Vin Diesel goes around
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letting just any Tom, Dick or Jay Leno
read their fucking screenplays? No.
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They don't.
Chin up, Stevie.
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I'm sure you'll
figure out something.
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[laughs]
Get it? Chin up.
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'Cause you got a new chin.
[laughs]
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[doorman] Good morning, sir.
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[whispers, indistinct]
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What the hell are you two doing
loitering in this fancy hotel?
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Uh, well, actually we came because
we're really worried about you, Kenny.
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We know that you're going
through a rough patch
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and just don't want
you to harm yourself.
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What the hell do you
think I'm gonna do?
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Put a gun in my mouth?
Give me a fucking break.
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I ain't going through
a rough patch, Cassie.
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What we got going on here?
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One, two, three, four, five,
six, infinity and beyond.
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That's right.
Still fucking rich as hell.
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Still on TV.
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Still living in the fucking
presidential suite
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in the middle
of downtown Charlotte.
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I'd say shit's
going pretty good.
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[clears throat]
I meant with your marriage.
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I would really like it if you would
come spend Christmas with us, Kenny.
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Um, I thought it might be fun to
go caroling together as a family.
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You can fucking catch me dead before
I goddamn go caroling, all right?
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That shit's for Christians
and retards.
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You've got lonely eyes, Kenny.
I can see it.
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[scoffs] Not lonely. Just went on
a fucking coke binge last night.
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- I'm tired.
- OK.
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While little Jack Horner
over there's
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sitting in the corner
being a bitch.
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You're not making
much of an effort, Dustin.
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- I'm here, ain't I?
- [scoffs] Isn't it funny?
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This played out exactly
how I said it would.
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You're gonna change your heart.
You're gonna wanna come back to me
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and by that time I'm gonna be rich and
famous, you little Christmas star fucker.
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See? What'd I tell you.
Rich or poor, Kenny,
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you're still an asshole.
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Whatevs.
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Merry fucking Christmas,
Cassie.
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Merry fucking Christmas.
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OK, everybody. We're going
to do a half speed rehearsal
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with the necessary adjustments.
You've been fucking up all day.
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And you're not that pretty.
You are not that pretty.
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- So you need to dance harder.
- [Jimmy] Hey yo.
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- Why we gotta sit way the fuck back here?
- And cue the music.
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- [holiday music plays]
- [announcer] Aw, yeah. Y'all know what it is.
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It's time for another
Sports Sesh.
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And now, your host,
Kenny Powers.
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Here he comes.
Here he comes.
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[music continues]
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- OK, that's not obviously far enough.
- [music stops]
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The fucking X
marks the spot, people.
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What the fuck? Can't I get anybody
who can do simple fucking wire work?
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Jesus Christ!
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Stage craft, people.
Come on.
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Back to one.
We're doing it again.
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- Back to one, people. Back to one.
- Jesus.
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Hey, Kenny, Kenny. Let me
holla at you for a minute.
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Jimmy, what the fuck do you want? Don't
you see I'm up here floating like a god?
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Come on. Shit ain't
gotta be that complicated.
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Yo, why can't we just have our
families on like we normally do?
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Because, Jimmy.
It's the 21st century.
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00:10:29,364 --> 00:10:30,837
Everyone doesn't have
fucking families, OK?
234
00:10:30,870 --> 00:10:32,238
No more suggestions from you.
235
00:10:32,271 --> 00:10:33,838
- [clapping] Come on, let's do this.
- Yo, fuck you, man.
236
00:10:33,871 --> 00:10:36,341
Don't do that. Don't
talk down to me like that.
237
00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:39,212
Are you challenging me? Are you
motherfucking challenging me?
238
00:10:39,245 --> 00:10:40,709
I'm trying to talk to you
like a man, fool.
239
00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:43,247
Who the fuck you calling
a fool, huh? Me?
240
00:10:43,288 --> 00:10:45,918
You know what?
Fuck this shit. I'm out, man.
241
00:10:45,951 --> 00:10:47,854
I quit this motherfucker.
Fuck you.
242
00:10:47,887 --> 00:10:49,254
- Give me your parking pass.
- Man, fuck you.
243
00:10:49,287 --> 00:10:51,021
Give me your parking pass right
now, it's for employees only.
244
00:10:51,054 --> 00:10:52,556
- [Kenny] Goddamn it!
- [Jimmy] Fuck you.
245
00:10:52,589 --> 00:10:53,826
- [Stevie] I need your parking pass...
- I have never worked
246
00:10:53,859 --> 00:10:56,325
with a group of people
so unprofessional before.
247
00:10:56,366 --> 00:10:59,464
- In all my years of stage work...
- Kenny, man.
248
00:10:59,505 --> 00:11:01,439
You know, maybe you should
take some time off, man.
249
00:11:01,472 --> 00:11:02,712
Work on your marriage
and stuff.
250
00:11:02,736 --> 00:11:04,841
No. Hey, don't fucking
get involved
251
00:11:04,874 --> 00:11:06,979
in my personal business, all right?
Get back in line!
252
00:11:07,012 --> 00:11:08,917
Know your place, Rodney.
You little bitch.
253
00:11:08,950 --> 00:11:11,578
You know what?
Fuck you, man.
254
00:11:11,619 --> 00:11:13,385
- I quit.
- Rodney, you can't quit. Come on, man!
255
00:11:13,418 --> 00:11:15,387
This is the Christmas show,
man. What the fuck?
256
00:11:15,452 --> 00:11:16,820
You can't quit
on the Christmas show.
257
00:11:16,854 --> 00:11:18,827
- You give me your parking pass.
- Rodney, get back here!
258
00:11:18,860 --> 00:11:27,336
I need your parking pass.
Employees only.
259
00:11:27,369 --> 00:11:31,474
[upbeat music]
260
00:11:31,507 --> 00:11:34,947
[Kenny] Aw yeah. You guys are kicking
ass opening up these presents.
261
00:11:35,012 --> 00:11:37,885
Must be because you're so loose and
limber from that massage, huh?
262
00:11:37,918 --> 00:11:40,921
Little helper, why don't you bring
your little ass on over here
263
00:11:40,954 --> 00:11:41,952
and bring Shayna
another gift, please?
264
00:11:41,985 --> 00:11:45,352
Thank you very much.
All right, Shayna.
265
00:11:45,425 --> 00:11:48,687
I guarantee you Mom will not get you
anything as fancy as this shit.
266
00:11:48,728 --> 00:11:53,529
Woo. Look at that, huh?
That's from Tiffany's.
267
00:11:53,562 --> 00:11:56,202
That's the fucking jazz age
glamour collection.
268
00:11:56,235 --> 00:11:58,106
Look into little helper's
video camera
269
00:11:58,139 --> 00:12:00,442
and say, "I love Daddy
more than Mommy."
270
00:12:00,481 --> 00:12:02,808
- I love you more than Mom.
- Yeah, that felt real.
271
00:12:02,841 --> 00:12:05,674
Fucking, stop trying to Fran?ois
Truffaut this bullshit, motherfucker.
272
00:12:05,714 --> 00:12:08,148
You ain't in the DGA. Just
zoom in and shut the fuck up.
273
00:12:08,181 --> 00:12:10,151
Toby, what's up with you?
Toby-Tobs.
274
00:12:10,184 --> 00:12:12,626
- You digging that Rolex, huh?
- Yeah.
275
00:12:12,659 --> 00:12:14,761
You don't seem too impressed.
276
00:12:14,794 --> 00:12:16,695
That shit was $6,000, son.
277
00:12:16,728 --> 00:12:18,792
That's rose gold.
278
00:12:18,833 --> 00:12:21,934
- I was hoping you would find Dakota.
- Dakota?
279
00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:25,736
You said we would have anything
we wanted and that's Dakota.
280
00:12:25,769 --> 00:12:27,504
Y'all are gonna sit here
and cry about a wolf?
281
00:12:27,537 --> 00:12:29,472
When I got Nobu
catering this shit?
282
00:12:29,505 --> 00:12:31,606
Seared ahi tuna,
wagyu beef tacos.
283
00:12:31,639 --> 00:12:33,036
I hired a goddamn dwarf.
284
00:12:33,076 --> 00:12:34,876
But why did he leave?
285
00:12:34,909 --> 00:12:38,477
Well... I don't know. I don't
understand the ways of the wolf.
286
00:12:38,510 --> 00:12:41,146
I just... Maybe he had
other cool stuff he had to do.
287
00:12:41,179 --> 00:12:42,713
You know?
He could be tied down.
288
00:12:42,746 --> 00:12:45,448
Maybe he's got big dreams.
Maybe he's meant to be a star.
289
00:12:45,481 --> 00:12:48,492
Did he leave
'cause he hated us?
290
00:12:48,525 --> 00:12:50,587
Nah, Toby. No.
He doesn't hate you.
291
00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:53,762
He loves you guys.
292
00:12:53,795 --> 00:12:55,492
Little helper, you're fucking
freaking my kids out.
293
00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:57,062
Get the fuck out of here.
Come on. Go.
294
00:12:57,103 --> 00:12:58,335
Go.
Get the fuck out of here.
295
00:12:58,368 --> 00:13:00,272
- [under his breath] Merry fucking Christmas.
- Hey!
296
00:13:00,305 --> 00:13:02,945
You want me to crack you
in your face?
297
00:13:03,010 --> 00:13:05,713
I'll smash your fucking teeth in.
Merry Christmas, motherfucker.
298
00:13:05,746 --> 00:13:11,016
[holiday music]
299
00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:13,152
Children. This way.
300
00:13:13,185 --> 00:13:16,722
Quickly, quickly.
Come on. This way.
301
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,523
Hey, Kenny.
What are you doing here?
302
00:13:18,556 --> 00:13:19,967
Hey, mind your own business,
all right?
303
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,864
Don't start any trouble, Kenny.
Come on.
304
00:13:21,905 --> 00:13:24,335
Hey! Don't get live with me,
Gene. I know kenpo.
305
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:27,173
- Back in your house.
- What is going on out here?
306
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:29,270
Kenny! Why are the kids
wearing veils?
307
00:13:29,304 --> 00:13:33,281
Because, April, I'm a celebrity. I'm trying
to protect their identity from the paparazzi.
308
00:13:33,314 --> 00:13:35,418
- Did you guys have fun?
- [both] Yeah!
309
00:13:35,451 --> 00:13:36,985
Yeah, you bet your ass
they had fun.
310
00:13:37,018 --> 00:13:38,680
I got 'em every single thing
on their Christmas list,
311
00:13:38,721 --> 00:13:40,519
so good luck finding 'em
something they're gonna like.
312
00:13:40,552 --> 00:13:42,750
- That's so great.
- Yeah. I know it's great.
313
00:13:42,783 --> 00:13:45,223
Toby, would you please
take your sister inside.
314
00:13:45,256 --> 00:13:47,626
I wanna talk
to Daddy alone. Thank you.
315
00:13:47,659 --> 00:13:53,601
- Love you guys.
- [both] Love you.
316
00:13:53,635 --> 00:13:56,538
Here. It's something
I found at Marshalls.
317
00:13:56,571 --> 00:13:58,871
It reminded me of, um, you.
318
00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:02,009
Hmm.
I didn't get you anything.
319
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:05,284
I mean, I just figured that the whole
tradition of buying each other presents
320
00:14:05,317 --> 00:14:07,453
was flushed down the toilet
like our marriage vows.
321
00:14:07,486 --> 00:14:09,882
You know I hate fighting
with you.
322
00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:12,755
Oh, I can imagine. I wouldn't
wanna fight with me either.
323
00:14:12,788 --> 00:14:14,460
I mean, let's see.
I whooped your ass at Christmas,
324
00:14:14,493 --> 00:14:16,230
and I'm whooping your ass
in this divorce.
325
00:14:16,295 --> 00:14:18,496
Just admit I beat you
and then I'll come right back.
326
00:14:18,528 --> 00:14:20,829
Why do you wanna come back?
327
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:25,503
You were miserable.
328
00:14:25,536 --> 00:14:27,344
Maybe this is for the best.
329
00:14:27,377 --> 00:14:30,111
To be... just not...
330
00:14:30,144 --> 00:14:31,384
I mean,
just not being together?
331
00:14:31,407 --> 00:14:32,478
Yeah, well, I mean,
332
00:14:32,543 --> 00:14:34,345
you're pretty much driving
this train so...
333
00:14:34,386 --> 00:14:37,052
If you're happy in which the
direction the train is traveling.
334
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,523
'Cause I already have said...
said things about me being happy
335
00:14:39,556 --> 00:14:42,121
so kinda seems like you're
the one who's, you know...
336
00:14:42,154 --> 00:14:46,995
Whatever. I'm not gonna argue over this shit now.
It's Christmas time.
337
00:14:47,028 --> 00:14:48,499
Feliz Navidad, April.
338
00:14:48,532 --> 00:14:55,371
- Merry Christmas.
- [door opens]
339
00:14:55,404 --> 00:14:56,538
[door shuts]
340
00:14:56,571 --> 00:15:03,612
- [keys clacking on register]
- [Kenny] Fuck.
341
00:15:03,645 --> 00:15:05,249
Goddamn it.
342
00:15:05,282 --> 00:15:07,048
This place is hemorrhaging cash,
Stevie.
343
00:15:07,081 --> 00:15:08,384
I'm going through
a divorce right now, man.
344
00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:10,818
I can't afford to be
wasting money on this shit.
345
00:15:10,852 --> 00:15:14,289
Just be patient, OK? Give Maria's
tits some time to work their magic.
346
00:15:14,322 --> 00:15:17,056
Only magic trick they're doing is
making my goddamn money disappear.
347
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:19,425
It's time to cut our losses.
348
00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:21,392
- Girls, ladies, attentions.
- Wha...?
349
00:15:21,425 --> 00:15:24,831
Tits ladies. I am officially
closing Taters 'N' Tits.
350
00:15:24,864 --> 00:15:27,463
Please return your uniforms
to the appropriate offices.
351
00:15:27,504 --> 00:15:29,398
And you won't be getting paid
for today, I'm sorry.
352
00:15:29,431 --> 00:15:32,069
- You didn't finish your complete workload.
- Kenny, I need this.
353
00:15:32,102 --> 00:15:34,141
I am flat broke right now.
354
00:15:34,174 --> 00:15:37,278
This is the only chance I have to
give my family a good Christmas.
355
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:40,145
The only one so please
keep it open. Please!
356
00:15:40,178 --> 00:15:42,585
Man, shut up about this money shit.
Don't blame me 'cause you went
357
00:15:42,618 --> 00:15:45,722
and Frankensteined your whole
face and blew your fucking money
358
00:15:45,755 --> 00:15:48,489
- on Maria's titties.
- I have done everything for you.
359
00:15:48,522 --> 00:15:50,320
I'm broke as shit
and you don't even care.
360
00:15:50,361 --> 00:15:51,560
You couldn't care less
about me.
361
00:15:51,593 --> 00:15:53,360
You didn't even let me
read your screenplay
362
00:15:53,393 --> 00:15:54,897
and I thought I was
your best friend.
363
00:15:54,930 --> 00:15:56,697
Oh, don't get your fucking
panties in a bunch, Stevie.
364
00:15:56,730 --> 00:15:59,034
I got lots of friends.
So get in line.
365
00:15:59,067 --> 00:16:00,371
You said that this
would make us rich.
366
00:16:00,404 --> 00:16:02,339
You said that this would change
our lives for the better
367
00:16:02,372 --> 00:16:04,274
and we just ended up
making our lives worse.
368
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:07,107
Speak for yourself. I'm completely
happy with how my life is...
369
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:10,042
You lost your fucking family!
What are you, a fucking retard?
370
00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:12,410
Are you a fucking
clueless idiot?
371
00:16:12,451 --> 00:16:14,386
I should've never
listened to you, man.
372
00:16:14,419 --> 00:16:17,452
I used to think you were cool. I
used to think you were a rock star.
373
00:16:17,485 --> 00:16:19,293
- Now look at you.
- Oh, look at me?
374
00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:21,030
Look at you, you look like
a fucking monster!
375
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,324
Well, at least I'm not
the fucking Grinch!
376
00:16:23,365 --> 00:16:25,899
I am at the darkest point
in my life
377
00:16:25,932 --> 00:16:28,226
and it's all your fault.
And you know what?
378
00:16:28,267 --> 00:16:30,601
I quit. Fuck you!
379
00:16:30,634 --> 00:16:33,769
- [grunts]
- You clean those fixins up right now!
380
00:16:33,802 --> 00:16:38,244
You're a big boy. From now on, you
gotta clean up your own fixins.
381
00:16:38,277 --> 00:16:40,111
Let's get outta here.
382
00:16:40,144 --> 00:16:42,118
If you leave right now,
Stevie, I swear to God,
383
00:16:42,151 --> 00:16:43,486
this is it between me and you.
384
00:16:43,551 --> 00:16:45,781
Well, suck my dick!
385
00:16:45,814 --> 00:16:57,321
What the fuck
are you looking at?!
386
00:16:57,362 --> 00:17:00,223
[exhales deeply]
387
00:17:00,256 --> 00:17:01,592
[grunts]
388
00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:05,267
[hip hop holiday music]
389
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:20,681
[crowd cheering]
390
00:17:24,955 --> 00:17:28,120
[announcer] Aw, yeah.
Y'all know what it is.
391
00:17:28,154 --> 00:17:30,288
It's a Sports Sesh Christmas
392
00:17:30,321 --> 00:17:32,362
- with Kenny Powers!
- [cheering]
393
00:17:32,395 --> 00:17:35,165
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Ho-ho-ho!
394
00:17:35,198 --> 00:17:37,964
Oh yeah!
Ho-ho-ho-ho!
395
00:17:38,005 --> 00:17:40,035
Hooo!
396
00:17:40,068 --> 00:17:42,707
Give it up!
Wonderful job, ladies.
397
00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:46,076
Wonderful! Lot of hot-ass
elves in the house tonight, huh?
398
00:17:46,109 --> 00:17:49,643
Woo-hoo! Go tuck yourselves in
underneath that Christmas tree, girls.
399
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:53,282
Guess what, kids? I came all the way
from the South-motherfucking-Pole
400
00:17:53,316 --> 00:17:55,650
to teach you all about the
spirit of Christmas, huh.
401
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:58,190
Hot damn.
402
00:17:58,223 --> 00:17:59,896
- Goddamn it. Fucking A, effects.
- [laughter]
403
00:17:59,928 --> 00:18:03,124
Goddamn. Feel like I'm in a damn
head and shoulders commercial, man.
404
00:18:03,157 --> 00:18:04,459
Kill the fucking snow.
405
00:18:04,492 --> 00:18:07,762
Come on! Cut it off!
Shit.
406
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:10,669
Cheap-ass production design.
407
00:18:10,702 --> 00:18:13,175
Crock of shit.
But then again,
408
00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:15,541
Christmas is pretty much
a crock of shit, is it not?
409
00:18:15,574 --> 00:18:18,341
- [scattered laughs]
- Buying expensive ass presents,
410
00:18:18,374 --> 00:18:19,813
trying to outdo each other.
411
00:18:19,846 --> 00:18:23,382
You can buy fucking millions of
expensive presents for your kids,
412
00:18:23,415 --> 00:18:25,285
and what will they do?
They'll focus on
413
00:18:25,318 --> 00:18:26,980
the one goddamn thing
you didn't get them.
414
00:18:27,021 --> 00:18:30,558
- [laughter]
- You could be a perfect husband for years, years.
415
00:18:30,591 --> 00:18:34,156
Doing every fucking thing they ask you to
do and then all of the sudden one day,
416
00:18:34,189 --> 00:18:35,692
your wife wakes up and decides,
417
00:18:35,757 --> 00:18:37,457
"Hey, I don't wanna be
married to this dude anymore
418
00:18:37,522 --> 00:18:38,625
so I'm gonna divorce him."
419
00:18:38,658 --> 00:18:40,562
And now suddenly
you're the bad guy.
420
00:18:40,595 --> 00:18:42,866
That's how it goes.
Woo-hoo!
421
00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:45,529
Thank you, Santa Claus.
You fucking dick licker.
422
00:18:45,570 --> 00:18:48,365
- [chatter]
- Oh, you don't want me to badmouth Christmas?
423
00:18:48,398 --> 00:18:50,637
Well, how about this?
Christmas can suck this dick!
424
00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:52,301
- [boos]
- Fuck Christmas!
425
00:18:52,334 --> 00:18:54,069
No, don't boo me.
426
00:18:54,102 --> 00:18:57,437
Oh, you guys like Christmas?
You like Christmas that much?
427
00:18:57,478 --> 00:18:59,475
Fuck goddamn Christmas!
428
00:18:59,508 --> 00:19:03,245
- ...fucking...stupid ass...
- [booing continues]
429
00:19:03,278 --> 00:19:08,381
- [holiday music]
- [grunting] Fuck Christmas!
430
00:19:08,422 --> 00:19:10,450
Christmas can suck my dick!
431
00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:12,083
[grunting]
432
00:19:12,124 --> 00:19:14,987
Fuck Christmas!
[mumbling]
433
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:18,428
[grunting]
434
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:21,100
[yells] Do you hear me?!
Suck my dick, Christmas!
435
00:19:21,133 --> 00:19:24,764
Fuck you!
436
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:28,809
[grunting]
437
00:19:28,842 --> 00:19:44,222
[screaming, chatter]
438
00:19:44,990 --> 00:19:52,698
[slow holiday music playing]
439
00:19:52,731 --> 00:20:08,115
[sighs]
440
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,074
Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org
441
00:20:37,421 --> 00:20:41,954
[knocking on door]
442
00:20:41,995 --> 00:20:45,427
[knocking continues]
443
00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:48,367
- Ugh, gross.
- [stuttering] Stevie's missing.
444
00:20:48,399 --> 00:20:49,566
So. Ain't my problem.
445
00:20:49,607 --> 00:20:52,470
That motherfucker quit
backslash was fired.
446
00:20:52,503 --> 00:20:55,945
No, no... He-he...
he always call. Always.
447
00:20:55,978 --> 00:20:57,649
You know any reason why
he wouldn't come home?
448
00:20:57,682 --> 00:20:59,543
No. No, Kenny.
No reason.
449
00:20:59,584 --> 00:21:02,918
You sure? I mean, I saw
the way y'all treated his ass.
450
00:21:02,951 --> 00:21:05,088
None of you guys respected him
or appreciated him
451
00:21:05,121 --> 00:21:06,458
till he started
buying y'all shit.
452
00:21:06,491 --> 00:21:09,029
Fucking money-grubbers.
[scoffs]
453
00:21:09,062 --> 00:21:10,565
All y'all are guilty of it.
454
00:21:10,598 --> 00:21:13,299
I'm scared.
455
00:21:13,332 --> 00:21:15,770
[sighs]
456
00:21:15,803 --> 00:21:18,339
Well, don't start crying.
Hold on to your fucking tits.
457
00:21:18,372 --> 00:21:25,948
Let me get my boots.
458
00:21:25,981 --> 00:21:28,610
Well, this is the last place
he used his credit card.
459
00:21:28,643 --> 00:21:29,810
That's his car.
460
00:21:29,947 --> 00:21:33,083
Yes, it is.
I should warn you.
461
00:21:33,116 --> 00:21:39,792
Men only come to these places
to get their fuckey fuckey on.
462
00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:43,830
- Stevie, you inside?
- [Stevie] Go away!
463
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:47,702
Stevie, don't you fucking sass us.
Open up this door right now.
464
00:21:47,735 --> 00:21:50,774
[Stevie whimpering]
465
00:21:50,807 --> 00:21:52,839
Very well.
Have it your way, Steven.
466
00:21:52,872 --> 00:21:55,643
- Fucking... [yells] Break yourself...!
- Stay back!
467
00:21:55,676 --> 00:21:57,842
- Stay back!
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
468
00:21:57,875 --> 00:22:00,714
- He's holding himself hostage.
- I'm sorry, Maria.
469
00:22:00,749 --> 00:22:03,286
- Please, Stevie...
- And I'm sorry, Kenny.
470
00:22:03,319 --> 00:22:05,622
- I'm sorry you had to watch this.
- [Kenny] No, Stevie.
471
00:22:05,655 --> 00:22:06,758
Don't be sorry, all right?
Just don't show us any
472
00:22:06,791 --> 00:22:08,222
goddamn Faces of Deathshit right now.
473
00:22:08,255 --> 00:22:10,622
- No one here wants to see that.
- Stay away.
474
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,261
- Don't do it! Please.
- [Stevie] Why?
475
00:22:12,294 --> 00:22:15,798
- I'm a fucking loser.
- You are my loser. Mine.
476
00:22:15,831 --> 00:22:19,100
I can't even fuck you
unless I'm wearing fancy pants.
477
00:22:19,133 --> 00:22:21,405
My dick. My dick
is a little bitch.
478
00:22:21,438 --> 00:22:23,942
I don't care.
You eat my pussy so good.
479
00:22:23,975 --> 00:22:27,240
- [grunts]
- Listen to her, man! You eat pussy so good.
480
00:22:27,281 --> 00:22:30,543
I can't even afford to buy
my family Christmas presents.
481
00:22:30,576 --> 00:22:32,647
We don't care about
the presents.
482
00:22:32,712 --> 00:22:34,919
All we want is you.
483
00:22:34,952 --> 00:22:36,487
[grunts]
484
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,855
Please, Stevie...
485
00:22:38,888 --> 00:22:46,638
...I love you.
486
00:22:46,671 --> 00:22:51,470
I love you too.
487
00:22:51,511 --> 00:22:54,141
What am I doing?
488
00:22:54,174 --> 00:22:55,910
This is stupid.
489
00:22:55,943 --> 00:22:58,785
I can't kill myself because I can't
get my kids Christmas gifts.
490
00:22:58,818 --> 00:23:00,951
That's not the meaning
of Christmas.
491
00:23:00,984 --> 00:23:03,548
No, motherfucker. This isn't
what Christmas is about.
492
00:23:03,581 --> 00:23:06,925
- This is not the real meaning of Christmas.
- [Kenny] No, fuck no, it's not.
493
00:23:06,959 --> 00:23:08,623
- The real meaning of Chr...
- [gunshot]
494
00:23:08,656 --> 00:23:11,264
[all screaming]
495
00:23:11,297 --> 00:23:13,799
[Kenny] Holy shit!
He blew his fucking chin off!
496
00:23:13,832 --> 00:23:16,302
- [screaming continues]
- Stevie!
497
00:23:16,335 --> 00:23:19,001
Maria! Get me a fucking towel.
Something to stop the bleeding.
498
00:23:19,042 --> 00:23:21,977
Stevie, remain calm. Don't move.
Don't raise your blood pressure.
499
00:23:22,010 --> 00:23:24,471
I'm losing blood!
I'm losing a lot of blood!
500
00:23:24,512 --> 00:23:27,205
You're gonna be OK, man. You just
blew your stupid fucking chin off.
501
00:23:27,246 --> 00:23:31,152
Kenny, you said I wasn't a good enough
friend to read your screenplay.
502
00:23:31,185 --> 00:23:34,749
I'm sorry, Stevie. I've been saying a whole
lot of stuff lately that I don't mean.
503
00:23:34,782 --> 00:23:37,656
- You are a good friend.
- Am I a better friend than Shane?
504
00:23:37,689 --> 00:23:39,522
You are a good friend, Stevie.
505
00:23:39,563 --> 00:23:42,130
- Better than Shane?
- Maria, hurry up!
506
00:23:42,163 --> 00:23:44,498
Save your energy, all right?
You're losing a lot of blood.
507
00:23:44,531 --> 00:23:45,665
- I got chin. I got chin!
- [Stevie] You got chin.
508
00:23:45,698 --> 00:23:47,264
- Ohh. Oh.
- She got your chin, bud.
509
00:23:47,297 --> 00:23:48,800
- [groaning]
- OK.
510
00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:50,873
- Does it fit?
- Stevie...
511
00:23:50,906 --> 00:23:53,206
- Do I look good?
- Yeah, you look great.
512
00:23:53,247 --> 00:23:54,646
- Do I look good?
- You look great.
513
00:23:54,679 --> 00:23:56,748
[Stevie]
Oh, I'm sorry I'm crazy.
514
00:23:56,781 --> 00:23:59,177
- I love you.
- I love you.
515
00:23:59,210 --> 00:24:01,279
- I love you.
- I love you.
516
00:24:01,312 --> 00:24:03,246
Shh. Shhh.
517
00:24:03,279 --> 00:24:06,785
Silent night
518
00:24:06,818 --> 00:24:10,624
Holy night
519
00:24:10,657 --> 00:24:14,925
All is calm
520
00:24:14,957 --> 00:24:19,196
All is bright
521
00:24:19,229 --> 00:24:23,828
-
Round yon virgins- [crowd stops singing]
522
00:24:23,861 --> 00:24:28,434
-
Mothers and childs...- Kenny!
523
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:31,941
[hums] Good evening,
Cassie and Dustin.
524
00:24:31,975 --> 00:24:34,045
Does the invitation
still stand?
525
00:24:34,078 --> 00:24:36,413
Of course it does.
We're really happy to see you
526
00:24:36,446 --> 00:24:38,614
but do you want me
to call you an ambulance?
527
00:24:38,647 --> 00:24:40,447
No, no, no.
No special treatment.
528
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,949
I just wanna carol
with all you normal people.
529
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:45,585
-
Silent night- [Dustin] Kenny.
530
00:24:45,617 --> 00:24:47,048
Little faster maybe.
531
00:24:47,081 --> 00:24:49,001
-
Hol...
- Kenny, you're spooking the neighbors.
532
00:24:49,019 --> 00:24:50,620
Let's get you inside.
533
00:24:50,660 --> 00:24:52,323
- Kenny...
- I'm spooking them?
534
00:24:52,356 --> 00:24:53,993
It's all right, everyone.
This isn't my blood.
535
00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:55,224
- It's someone else's.
- [chatter]
536
00:24:55,258 --> 00:25:01,733
Come on, Kenny.
Come on.
537
00:25:01,774 --> 00:25:04,099
[Kenny] Thank you, Dustin.
538
00:25:04,139 --> 00:25:07,640
You know I don't like
you seeing this weak side of me.
539
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,674
I know you look up to me even
though I'm your younger brother.
540
00:25:09,707 --> 00:25:13,412
Truth be told, I look up
to you sometimes too.
541
00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:18,113
Just a normal, not famous
boring-ass family man.
542
00:25:18,146 --> 00:25:19,912
And everybody's cool with it.
543
00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:22,555
Nobody expects anything more.
544
00:25:22,588 --> 00:25:26,030
It's like they love you
for being nothing.
545
00:25:26,063 --> 00:25:27,566
You're very lucky
not to be respected.
546
00:25:27,631 --> 00:25:29,693
Thanks...
547
00:25:29,734 --> 00:25:31,628
I think.
548
00:25:31,669 --> 00:25:37,541
I'm... I'm sorry I haven't been
such a good brother lately.
549
00:25:37,574 --> 00:25:42,642
Just that, when I
thought you died it was...
550
00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:45,945
It was like
a piece of me died too.
551
00:25:46,011 --> 00:25:48,749
I didn't know you were sad too.
552
00:25:48,782 --> 00:25:51,348
Of course I was, Kenny.
You're family.
553
00:25:51,389 --> 00:25:53,620
Everybody needs family.
554
00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:55,894
Not people in the
entertainment industry.
555
00:25:55,927 --> 00:25:57,792
[Dustin]
Everybody needs family.
556
00:25:57,833 --> 00:26:02,094
When the chips are down,
family's there for you.
557
00:26:02,127 --> 00:26:06,901
Whether you deserve it or not.
558
00:26:06,934 --> 00:26:10,436
Well, you better get some sleep.
Tomorrow's Christmas.
559
00:26:10,469 --> 00:26:13,076
- [Kenny] Dustin...
- Yeah.
560
00:26:13,109 --> 00:26:15,540
Does this mean
we're brothers again?
561
00:26:15,573 --> 00:26:19,276
Merry Christmas, brother.
562
00:26:19,317 --> 00:26:23,419
Goodnight, brother.
563
00:26:23,452 --> 00:26:34,261
[soft holiday music]
564
00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:38,997
Dakota!
565
00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:42,299
Dakota!
566
00:26:42,332 --> 00:26:44,466
What the hell's he doing?
567
00:26:44,499 --> 00:26:47,673
[chatter]
568
00:26:47,706 --> 00:26:53,943
...Honey, can you put
some coffee on?
569
00:26:53,976 --> 00:26:56,776
Oh shit.
570
00:26:56,817 --> 00:26:58,218
You're awake.
571
00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:02,489
- Sorry.
- Dustin, who is that?
572
00:27:02,522 --> 00:27:04,617
I think uncle Kenny
gave him to us.
573
00:27:04,658 --> 00:27:08,360
[Kenny] Fame, fortune,power, titties...
574
00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:11,164
People say these are the mostcrucial things in life.
575
00:27:11,197 --> 00:27:13,997
I'm sorry I couldn't
get you any gifts this year.
576
00:27:14,038 --> 00:27:16,469
So I wrote down
on these slips of paper
577
00:27:16,502 --> 00:27:18,309
all the wonderful things
I'd get you
578
00:27:18,374 --> 00:27:23,942
if we had the money.
579
00:27:23,983 --> 00:27:25,678
- [doorbell rings]
- [Kenny] But you can have a pocket full of gold
580
00:27:25,711 --> 00:27:27,046
and it doesn't mean shit
581
00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:29,413
if you don't have someoneto share that gold with.
582
00:27:29,454 --> 00:27:30,917
[gasps]
583
00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:34,453
Kids, it's Christmas!
584
00:27:34,526 --> 00:27:35,622
[gasps]
585
00:27:35,655 --> 00:27:37,621
[Kenny Janowski]
586
00:27:37,662 --> 00:27:40,554
Kenny Claus.
587
00:27:40,595 --> 00:27:45,530
[Kenny] Seems simple. Yet it'san important lesson to learn.
588
00:27:45,563 --> 00:27:54,333
[whistles]
589
00:27:54,366 --> 00:27:56,301
[sniffs]
590
00:27:56,334 --> 00:28:01,241
[whistles]
591
00:28:01,281 --> 00:28:12,518
[growling]
592
00:28:12,551 --> 00:28:20,760
[snarls]
593
00:28:20,793 --> 00:28:22,768
Toby, what did you get?
594
00:28:22,801 --> 00:28:24,635
- This!
- [gasps]
595
00:28:24,668 --> 00:28:29,442
- [doorbell rings]
- A play...?
596
00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:32,241
[Kenny] Even lone wolvesrun in packs sometimes.
597
00:28:32,274 --> 00:28:34,410
[whining]
598
00:28:34,443 --> 00:28:39,188
Guys, come here.
Come look.
599
00:28:39,221 --> 00:28:40,756
Come see!
600
00:28:40,789 --> 00:28:42,956
- Look who it is! Yes!
- Dakota!
601
00:28:42,989 --> 00:28:45,227
- Yes!
- Hi, Dakota.
602
00:28:45,260 --> 00:28:50,661
- Hi, Dakota.
- [excited chatter]
603
00:28:50,702 --> 00:28:54,661
[April] Merry Christmas,
Dakota. This is so fun.
604
00:28:55,802 --> 00:29:05,814
605
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,108
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