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Kenny, which type
of fruit do you want?
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Everyone gets to take
one piece of fruit.
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I don't want fruit!
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- Well, what do you want?
- This!
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Oopsie. We like cereals in
the big plastic bags. Remember?
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I want this kind, little sucker!
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Little Kenny, stop it.
Don't call Daddy names.
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Dick licker, dick licker!
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Kendra, Daddy does
not lick dicks.
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Kendall, stop it.
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Dick licker, dick licker!
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I'm not a dick licker!
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Maria, can you handle them?
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They're getting
a little out of control.
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Credit please.
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It ain't going through.
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It's an old card. You might
have to try a couple times.
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Use the stamps.
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No. Keep trying.
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Maria, take the kids
out to the car, please.
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Vamonos, vamonos.
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Still denied?
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I'm just...
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Uh...
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Hey! Stop him!
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See kids,
by putting this pool in
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is gonna increase the property
values of our home.
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Protect our shit from
the fucking subprimes.
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Kenny, what is going on?
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I, uh, I'm digging a pool.
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Why are the kids out here.
Why aren't you ready for work?
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'Cause I quit my job.
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I'm Django Unchained up
in this motherfucker.
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Signed my own freedom papers.
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- What makes you think you can do this?
- Uh, drugs.
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And said drugs finally
lifted a very confusing haze
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that had been lingering over me
for some time now.
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Be honest with yourself.
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If this family
was really happy,
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would I be having dreams
about cheating on you
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almost every single night?
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You have dreams
of cheating on me?
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I try to close my eyes and not take part in it.
But it's... I can't.
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Every single night
I go to sleep.
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Toby's teacher comes in,
school bus driver comes in.
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Both of them start fucking going down on me.
Next thing I know,
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lesbian principal's in there.
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I'm fucking turning her out too.
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I don't want to
do that shit, April.
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The days of Kenny Powers
turning out lesbians
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are fucking behind him.
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Kenny, what is going on?
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I can no longer hide
from my stardom. OK?
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Fame, fortune, adventure.
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What dreams may come?
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I gave all this shit up
for you.
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Now it's time for you
to return the favor.
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I need you to support
me in my efforts
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to step back in
the public spotlight.
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Can you do that?
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Let's go, kids.
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Oh, you're gonna
take my workers?
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Is that a walk away in support?
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Is it?
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OK.
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Fuck?
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Guy. Woo hoo hoo.
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- Peek-a-boo.
- Kenny.
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You got that bath salts,
motherfucker?
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- What?
- I'm fucking playing, dog.
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- Hallucinogenics.
- Oh.
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This burger's delicious.
Goddamn.
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Damn it. I told them a turkey
club with no bread.
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- Kenny, you high?
- Huh?
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Are you high?
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Nope, not anymore.
Percocets just wore off.
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You been waiting
at the gate all morning?
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Nah, just since nine.
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But your ass fucking
drops in at lunch.
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Taking a half a day,
you fucking slacker.
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Oh shit. Guy,
on the serious tip,
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really glad me and you had
this chance to reconnect.
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The other night,
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all that dancing,
all that fucking talking?
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Super inspiring.
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I had to fucking reevaluate
my whole deal, dog.
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It was a fun night, Kenny.
I'm glad you came out.
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Really got me thinking.
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Perhaps it is high time
my shit gets famous again.
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- Oh.
- Oh yeah.
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I even so far as to fucking
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quit my bullshit 9 to 5.
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Wait a second. I didn't...
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I didn't tell you to
quit your job, did I?
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Hey, look. Don't get weird.
It was in the subtext.
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You basically did
tell me to quit my job,
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but I don't give a fuck.
This is what I should do.
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You've finally fucking
woken me up.
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I mean, I put my whole entire family's
financial well being on the line.
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I'm not going to be able to fucking
feed or cloth my children.
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That's how serious
I'm taking this fame bullshit.
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I just need somebody
to give me a shot.
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You know what, Kenny?
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I'm going to give you a shot.
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I'm gonna get you a co-host
spot on Thursday's show.
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What do you think about that?
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Ooh. What the fuck does
that mean? What is that?
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You can sit down next
to the other guys
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and we can talk about
sports on Sports Sesh.
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Holy shit.
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Me on fucking TV?
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Dude, I'll guest host
my fucking ass off
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every single day
if that's what it takes?
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Well, it's just going
to be one show, so...
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All right. Well that's fine.
I can fucking get famous again.
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I can get famous off of that.
That's great.
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If it happens on one show,
then good for you.
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Fine. Famous again.
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- Yeah.
- Let's get on TV.
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Great job, TK. I'll see
you next week, OK?
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- Bye.
- Stevie, what you doing?
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Oh, I just gave a lesson to TK.
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This bill, under pillow.
You no pay bill?
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Well, I was gonna pay it, we're
just a little cash poor right now.
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- I didn't want you to worry.
- You are supposed to be a man.
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I'm sorry, Maria.
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I'm sorr... Ow!
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- You pussy.
- I'm not a pussy.
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You die. No you die.
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Yo, Kenny, Kendall, Kendra,
what's shaking?
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I'm not your Uncle.
Please don't call me that.
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- I'm not related to you.
- What's cracking, brother?
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Oh gross. The one that's
shares my name
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is over there
picking his fucking boogs.
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They all share your name and
they all pick their boogs.
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Come here.
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Oh my gosh, I miss that smell.
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Please don't smell me, Steve.
Just hug. OK?
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Good to see you, brother.
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I will fucking kill you!
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TV, Kenny.
That's fucking epic.
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TV is a big deal.
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No shit, dog. This fucking TV
shit could kick this
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goddamn Kenny Powers brand right
where it needs to be, dude.
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I'm talking fucking product
endorsements,
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restaurant chains, sex tapes.
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A motherfucking fragrance.
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Ooh, a fragrance.
That's good.
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So what do you think? Ready to leave your
shitty life behind and fucking join me?
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Oh, Kenny,
that's appealing, but
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unfortunately I work
for myself now.
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You give saxophone lessons, dude. What
is that, like fucking 20 bucks an hour?
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Come on, dude. I'm giving you a shot
to get that fucking mega payday
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that you and I never got, man.
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Well, that's really
nice of you, but look
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I have all this.
I just can't swing it.
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What, this modular home?
This place is a shit hole.
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What? Are you...
Are you blind?
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This is practically brand new.
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Yes, I'm not blind, dude. Look at
the fucking craftsmanship, dude.
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These shitty ass fucking cabinets.
This fucking bullshit bar.
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What, laminate tiles?
Give me a fucking break.
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Kenny, I have responsibilities.
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I have four kids.
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Dude, I have two
white kids, dog.
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Straight up white kids. And I know
they're a lot more fucking expensive
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to take care of than
fucking four Mexicans, dude.
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Four Mexican kids
is equal to two white kids.
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Fine. Do whatever.
Don't fucking join me, man.
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Go about your own shit.
But just know this,
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if you're not with me,
you're against me. OK?
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I just made you into a
terrorist, bitch. How bout that?
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From this moment forward,
I fucking hate you, dog.
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Fine. If that's how you
want it. Then we're enemies.
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Enemy combatants.
The next time I see you,
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I'll fucking light you up.
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- I'll strike you, motherfucker.
- Motherfucker, you don't...
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- That's my cabinet.
- Fuck that cabinet, bitch.
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Get out of here.
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- Fucking napkins.
- No, not the napkins.
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I'm not afraid to kill you.
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I am your worst night...
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You didn't let me finish.
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Open that door.
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I... don't drop my chandelier!
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Don't drop my chandelier!
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Wife.
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If you weren't married to me and
saw this shit on the street
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would you try to
fucking pound this ass?
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Be honest with me.
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'Cause right now I'm starting
to kind of feel like Oprah.
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Big and black.
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So you're really going
through with this?
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Yes, April. Why you think
I'm all dressed up for?
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That's nice. What does it pay?
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Well, you know I had to put down
2,400 bucks to join SAG.
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Besides that, we gotta kind of
look at this as an investment.
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So, nothing?
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Don't patronize me. Can't you
put your jealous rage aside
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for at least one moment
and be supportive?
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I support this whole family.
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Because I'm the only
one with a job.
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Ooh, disgusting.
Shame on you.
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I'll put a curse on you.
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I'll put a curse
on this whole family.
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- That's rude.
- Just remember this shit
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when I come home and have
a victory celebration.
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'Cause I kicked ass on the show and I
eat a whole goddamn pizza by myself.
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Don't share a one
single slice with you.
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No slices for wife.
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That's the last time you
get me for scale, Ding-dong.
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Guys. You remember these
douchebags, right?
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- Oh, hell yeah.
- Hey, Kenny.
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- What's up man?
- Tight times the other evening, boys.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, lots of dancing.
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And this fuck you didn't meet 'cause
he didn't come to my charity event.
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This is Dontel Benjamin.
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He is the wild card
of our team.
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Oh, word, The wild card.
Nice to meet you.
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Y'all, throw that out.
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Took her drawers off, all I saw
was stretch marks and dimples.
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You talking about the midget?
The midget? The midget did that?
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All right. This is the moment
of truth, Kenny, you ready?
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Yes. Yes, I'm ready.
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OK. Let's go buddy.
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OK. We're live in five,
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- four, three.
- Showtime.
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Yes, yes, y'all.
You know what time it is.
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It's time for Sports Sesh.
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And here's your host, Guy Young.
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Kenny. Kenny.
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- Shoot it, Kenny.
- Shoot it, Kenny!
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- For three.
- Oh!
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Dontel still got it.Dontel still got it.
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Hey, welcome to anothersession of Sports Sesh.
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I'm Guy Young, and these guys are
getting old and they're out of shape.
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True story.
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We have a very special
show for you today
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because we have a very special
guest, Mr. Kenny Powers.
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Wonderful to be here.
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Thank you very muchfor having me here. Thank you.
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And if you remember,we did a story on this
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a few years ago, he walked awayfrom the game of baseball.
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But that wasn'tthe strange thing.
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He walked away literallyright in the middle of a game.
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- Crazy.- It was crazy, right?
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That's the craziest thing
I ever heard. Who does that?
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Well, you guys,
I did what I had to do.
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I gave up fame for true love.
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Na-na-na-na. Love?
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I wanna see what
that stripper look like.
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Whoa, so she calls you
and says, "Hey, boo boo,
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I need you to go ahead and cut
out on the game, my back hurt."
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Uh, there was no phone call.
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I faked my death and then
showed up at her doorstep.
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Oh, hell no!
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Here we go.
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Did this man just say
he became a ghost for a ho?
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Oh, now I done heard it all!
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- Mm.
- Well, that's very amusing.
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It's kinda funny but
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I actually have a very...
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Na-na-na-na. Look.
I just remembered,
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I got a bone to pick with you,
Guy.
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- Uh oh. Here we go.
- Now last week
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he sat up here and told all
of us that those rumors about
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Daniel Green getting that
Georgia cheerleader pregnant
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- were true.
- That's not what I said.
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- I said I wasn't sure.
- See, that's a big difference.
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Well, the DNA test
was damn sure.
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You know, the funny thing
about DNA tests...
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Na-na-na-na. Look.
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Now we've all been on the road.
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You get back to the hotel...
Look, a man's going to be a man.
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And I'm just gonna
leave it at that.
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Well, you know, some men...
And that's all Dontel
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is gonna say about that.
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You wanted to say something,
Kenny.
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- No, that's it. That's good.
- Just...
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- OK, Dontel. But, Kenny?
- Not the man is also...
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- That's it. That's it.
- Different men can have...
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- That's it.
- He had a different spin on it.
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- No, he doesn't.
- A man gonna be a man.
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Yeah, a man gonna be a man.
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That's all Dontel
got to say about that.
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That's all Dontel gonna say.
That's Dontel.
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- Said that already.
- All right.
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Guess we're just gonna
leave it at that.
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All right, well, let's move on
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to our first hot topic.
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Major League Baseball is in
a little bit of hot water.
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I'm saying,
like, these guys...
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What do you
think about that, Kenny?
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Hmm? What's up?
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What are your thoughts on that?
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Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
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That's... hell yeah.
Of course.
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Oh, so you're saying Latino
players should get paid less?
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Is that what
you're saying, Kenny?
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You're saying Latino players
should get paid less?
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Uh, maybe you should go
to the next person...
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Na-na-na-na-na.
Na-na-na-na.
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You sat up here and told
our listening audience
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that Latino players
should not get paid.
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OK. Let's, let's
calm down on Kenny.
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You can tell he got
a old school mindset, right?
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I mean, you can tell
by the way he's rocking
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them Run DMC black Levi jeans.
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- Who's house?
- Run's house!
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That's really funny.
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I like that one.
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Oh baby.
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Are those tassels,or what is that?
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It's western, uh,classic western cowboy fringe.
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- Whoo.- Is that your best friend?
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He was. Yes.
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Kenny Powers was my best friend.
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If what you guys are saying...
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Hey, Elvis just called, he saidhe wanted his suit back.
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Guy. Guy, Guy, Guy.
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Hey, hey, hey. Yo, dude.
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Should we talk to your producer
or something.
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See about maybe booking me
on another appearance?
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Kenny...
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Seriously, you wanna
have this conversation?
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Sure. To... just of like
whether there's
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- an appropriate time to come back?
- Kenny.
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Were you at the same show
that I was at?
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No. You weren't.
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Because you were staring
up at the fucking lights.
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You were terrible out there.
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00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:12,533
Dontel just walked
all over you.
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He took out his big fat dick
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and he started smacking you
in the face with it.
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00:14:15,299 --> 00:14:16,936
Just smacking you
all in the face.
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Fucking smacking your nose.
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00:14:18,801 --> 00:14:20,471
And fucking poking you
in the ears.
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00:14:20,504 --> 00:14:22,209
And what do you do?
"Oh, I guess I have to get
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poked in the goddamn ear
by a big fat dick."
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00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:26,011
Instead of going,
"Oh, maybe I should
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fucking tell him to fucking
get that dick outta my ear."
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00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:29,883
Oh, OK. I think I see.
345
00:14:29,916 --> 00:14:31,683
So you just want me to be
a little maybe quicker
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on the uptake, maybe be
a little louder, project more?
347
00:14:33,484 --> 00:14:36,290
I want you to fucking
take Dontel down, man!
348
00:14:36,323 --> 00:14:38,793
He's turning the Seshinto a goddamn minstrel show.
349
00:14:38,826 --> 00:14:41,931
Dancing around... a-ha-ha-ha.
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00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:45,165
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah. God...
fucking dancing around
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like goddamn
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
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00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:48,233
Well, I didn't know
what was going on.
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00:14:48,266 --> 00:14:49,936
I mean, a minstrel show, shit.
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00:14:49,969 --> 00:14:51,600
- Well, I'm sorry.
- No. You know what?
355
00:14:51,634 --> 00:14:53,371
No, I'm sorry, Kenny.
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00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:54,573
I just, I thought
you were something
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00:14:54,614 --> 00:14:57,212
that you're not anymore
and I brought you in
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because I thought we can
level the playing field
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00:15:00,082 --> 00:15:01,512
and I was wrong, man.
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00:15:01,545 --> 00:15:04,215
- I bet on the wrong horse.
- No, you didn't, all right?
361
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,679
I'm sorry I let you down, dog.
362
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,881
But I am your horse, dude.
I'm the fucking right horse.
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00:15:07,888 --> 00:15:09,255
You want me to take out Dontel?
364
00:15:09,288 --> 00:15:10,887
I'll assassinate
that motherfucker.
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00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:13,119
I will fucking kill him on TV.
366
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:17,699
Trust me. I got a fire in my
belly and I can fucking do this.
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00:15:17,764 --> 00:15:19,329
You got a fire in your belly,
Kenny?
368
00:15:19,362 --> 00:15:21,032
Oh, it's burning so bright.
369
00:15:21,065 --> 00:15:22,799
Give me one more shot.
370
00:15:22,832 --> 00:15:25,997
All right. I'll give you
one more shot.
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00:15:27,207 --> 00:15:28,376
Don't blow it, Kenny.
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00:15:28,441 --> 00:15:30,144
I will blow nothing.
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Next time wear a suit.
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00:15:38,614 --> 00:15:40,684
Go Toby!
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00:15:41,885 --> 00:15:43,884
Kenny, you're missing the game.
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00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:45,588
No, I'm seeing the game.
377
00:15:45,621 --> 00:15:47,420
Yeah.
Yeah, I see you, Toby.
378
00:15:47,453 --> 00:15:49,490
I see you blowing it.
Good job.
379
00:15:49,523 --> 00:15:50,657
I'm just hiding
of embarrassment.
380
00:15:50,690 --> 00:15:53,621
Hey, guys. Hey, you.
381
00:15:53,718 --> 00:15:54,789
How was the TV thing?
382
00:15:54,822 --> 00:15:56,389
You seemed so nervous,
I had to turn it off.
383
00:15:56,462 --> 00:15:57,989
Ain't nobody nervous.
384
00:15:58,030 --> 00:16:00,062
It was fine. Your breath smells
like sour cream and onion.
385
00:16:00,095 --> 00:16:01,996
Well, that's 'cause
I'm snacking on these chips.
386
00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:04,100
- You want any?
- No, gross.
387
00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:06,196
So Kenny, is this a real job
388
00:16:06,236 --> 00:16:07,899
or something
you're just doing for fun?
389
00:16:07,964 --> 00:16:10,831
No. I was invited
by Guy Young himself
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00:16:10,864 --> 00:16:12,101
to appear
on his television show.
391
00:16:12,134 --> 00:16:14,034
- You were invited?
- Yes.
392
00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:15,561
Oh. I thought you won
a contest or something.
393
00:16:15,602 --> 00:16:16,898
I didn't see the beginning.
394
00:16:16,931 --> 00:16:17,835
Ain't nobody win no contest.
395
00:16:17,868 --> 00:16:20,035
There's too much estrogen
over here.
396
00:16:20,108 --> 00:16:22,199
I'm gonna go hang
with the men folk.
397
00:16:23,764 --> 00:16:25,299
Let's go, let's go.
398
00:16:25,340 --> 00:16:27,371
- Yes, yes, yes.
- "Yes, yes, yes."
399
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:28,771
What's happening over here,
butt buddies?
400
00:16:28,804 --> 00:16:30,204
- How's it going, Ken?
- Hey, Kenny.
401
00:16:30,244 --> 00:16:31,611
Great job on the Sesh.
402
00:16:31,708 --> 00:16:33,346
- Congratulations, man.
- Good job.
403
00:16:33,379 --> 00:16:34,306
When's the Emmy?
When's the Emmy party?
404
00:16:34,347 --> 00:16:35,668
You gonna have us over
for drinks?
405
00:16:35,675 --> 00:16:37,050
What the hell's so funny?
406
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,483
Why are you guys saying that
in a patronizing kind of way?
407
00:16:39,516 --> 00:16:41,557
Oh, no. I'm sorry. I thought
we were doing a thing.
408
00:16:41,590 --> 00:16:44,696
I thought you realized you...
It was a disaster.
409
00:16:45,962 --> 00:16:47,864
- Say what?
- You were terrible.
410
00:16:47,897 --> 00:16:49,798
OK. So terrible
that I guess Guy Young
411
00:16:49,831 --> 00:16:50,861
invited me back to do it again.
412
00:16:50,894 --> 00:16:51,964
So I guess I wasn't
too terrible.
413
00:16:51,997 --> 00:16:53,068
It was weird.
414
00:16:54,363 --> 00:16:57,202
Oh, gosh, April.
You seem so tense.
415
00:16:57,237 --> 00:16:59,004
I mean, is he looking
for other work?
416
00:16:59,037 --> 00:17:00,875
Is this affecting
you and the kids?
417
00:17:00,908 --> 00:17:02,042
Are you thinking about
leaving him?
418
00:17:02,075 --> 00:17:04,137
- No. No.
- No?
419
00:17:04,170 --> 00:17:06,870
No, no, no. I mean,
I'm trying to be supportive.
420
00:17:06,903 --> 00:17:09,205
You know, but I have
my reservations.
421
00:17:09,238 --> 00:17:13,014
Well, if you guys ever need a
place to crash away from him...
422
00:17:13,047 --> 00:17:14,151
You know, our house is too big.
423
00:17:14,184 --> 00:17:16,186
Dixie, it's not gonna
come to that.
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00:17:16,219 --> 00:17:19,058
Well, you never know.
It's always a possibility.
425
00:17:19,091 --> 00:17:20,858
But it's not possible with us.
426
00:17:20,891 --> 00:17:23,129
So... We're gonna be just fine.
427
00:17:23,162 --> 00:17:24,394
Yes, it will be just great.
428
00:17:26,468 --> 00:17:28,868
You had that deer
in the headlights look.
429
00:17:28,901 --> 00:17:30,268
Oh, did I? What fucking channel
were you watching me on,
430
00:17:30,301 --> 00:17:31,804
motherfucker,
Bollywood Classics?
431
00:17:31,869 --> 00:17:34,107
Come on, man.
Just joking around.
432
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,443
- Kind of a...
- You know what?
433
00:17:35,476 --> 00:17:36,442
I'm done with this, dude.
434
00:17:36,475 --> 00:17:37,674
I thought I was gonna
come over here
435
00:17:37,707 --> 00:17:39,811
and have some good camaraderie
with you dudes.
436
00:17:39,876 --> 00:17:42,584
Here's one dude who's fucking
going for the stars.
437
00:17:42,617 --> 00:17:43,922
Trying to make something
with his life.
438
00:17:43,987 --> 00:17:45,592
What do I get? I get
fucking hater shit, dude.
439
00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:48,086
I get fucking message board
fucking pettiness over here.
440
00:17:48,127 --> 00:17:50,924
I won't forget this. You guys
were not there to support me
441
00:17:50,957 --> 00:17:52,861
- in this time.
- Come on now.
442
00:17:52,926 --> 00:17:54,327
- Hey, Kenny.
- We're joking around.
443
00:17:54,368 --> 00:17:55,696
- Kenny. Come on now.
- Hey.
444
00:17:55,769 --> 00:17:56,768
You can't take a joke?
445
00:17:56,801 --> 00:17:58,566
No, I can take a joke.
That wasn't funny.
446
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,366
- Kenny, come on.
- Come on.
447
00:18:00,399 --> 00:18:02,570
- Hey, Kenny.
- Hey, Ken, come on.
448
00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:07,738
I don't think that it's
too late to go back to Millenial
449
00:18:07,771 --> 00:18:09,305
and apologize to Mark.
450
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,870
I think that he would give you
your job back.
451
00:18:11,904 --> 00:18:13,605
Trust me. Millenial's
off the table.
452
00:18:13,638 --> 00:18:15,742
- I can't fucking go back there.
- Don't shout.
453
00:18:15,775 --> 00:18:17,648
I'm not shouting,
I'm just explaining to you
454
00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:20,114
that I'm not gonna go back
to Millenial, all right?
455
00:18:20,154 --> 00:18:22,686
Once you punch your boss
in his face
456
00:18:22,719 --> 00:18:24,486
you don't usually
get your job back.
457
00:18:24,519 --> 00:18:26,655
My whole goddamn world's
in a free fall.
458
00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:29,192
I got to go back on the show
with these quick witted bullies
459
00:18:29,225 --> 00:18:31,191
and get fucking double peni'ed
on live television
460
00:18:31,224 --> 00:18:33,458
Stevie doesn't
even believe anymore.
461
00:18:33,491 --> 00:18:35,425
Now my own wife.
462
00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:38,296
My whole entire mystique
has all but fucking faded.
463
00:18:40,929 --> 00:18:42,431
Good night, Kenny.
464
00:18:47,999 --> 00:18:50,068
Good night, Kenny.
465
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:02,609
Are you gonna go back on TV?
466
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:03,945
I don't know.
467
00:19:03,978 --> 00:19:06,179
Your mom's been acting like
a real bitch about it.
468
00:19:06,220 --> 00:19:07,500
Maybe I'll just say fuck it all.
469
00:19:07,590 --> 00:19:09,821
Just stay back here
and practice on my moves.
470
00:19:09,854 --> 00:19:11,621
You still got it.
471
00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:15,461
Toby, go inside.
472
00:19:15,526 --> 00:19:16,397
Now.
473
00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:18,565
You motherfucker.
474
00:19:18,598 --> 00:19:20,198
What did I tell you
if I saw you again?
475
00:19:20,231 --> 00:19:21,470
I said I'd fucking destroy you!
476
00:19:21,503 --> 00:19:23,501
- Don't destroy me.
- I'll strike you!
477
00:19:23,534 --> 00:19:26,805
I surrender unto you.
I surrender unto you.
478
00:19:26,838 --> 00:19:28,805
Very well.
I shall show you mercy.
479
00:19:28,846 --> 00:19:30,078
Thank you.
480
00:19:30,111 --> 00:19:31,415
Why have you cometh to me?
481
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:34,120
Well, I saw you on the Sesh.
482
00:19:34,153 --> 00:19:35,886
So you came here to gloat, huh?
483
00:19:35,919 --> 00:19:37,413
Kick me while I'm down?
484
00:19:37,454 --> 00:19:40,420
Well, go ahead.
Everybody else has.
485
00:19:41,357 --> 00:19:42,852
You got me thinking.
486
00:19:42,957 --> 00:19:44,722
I am a cunt.
487
00:19:44,756 --> 00:19:47,155
OK, my own kids
don't respect me.
488
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:49,326
My wife no longer
sees me as a man
489
00:19:49,367 --> 00:19:52,369
and I am such a big pussy that
my dick can barely get hard.
490
00:19:52,402 --> 00:19:55,536
That's very big of you
to admit these things.
491
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:58,910
You know, Kenny, they say
to the victor goes the spoils.
492
00:19:58,943 --> 00:20:00,839
Well, we fucking
conquered the universe.
493
00:20:00,879 --> 00:20:04,013
So where are our spoils?
494
00:20:04,046 --> 00:20:08,520
I say, if this fucked up world
doesn't give us what we deserve,
495
00:20:08,586 --> 00:20:11,586
we need to fucking take it.
496
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:14,392
If we do this,
497
00:20:14,425 --> 00:20:16,789
it's gonna take a ton of blood,
sugar, sex and magic.
498
00:20:16,854 --> 00:20:20,726
The rewards will be great but
the shit ain't gonna be easy.
499
00:20:20,759 --> 00:20:25,337
Well, guess what, I can feel my
little dick getting hard already.
500
00:20:26,106 --> 00:20:27,104
Word.
501
00:20:27,137 --> 00:20:29,134
Well, let's get to work.
502
00:20:29,175 --> 00:20:31,069
You know what, don't feel bad
about not being able to get
503
00:20:31,102 --> 00:20:32,508
a hard dick from your wife.
504
00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:34,036
I couldn't get hard
off of her either.
505
00:20:34,077 --> 00:20:36,110
Well, that's nice of you to say.
Thank you.
506
00:20:36,143 --> 00:20:39,813
Celebrity. The lifeof an A-lister comes with
507
00:20:39,846 --> 00:20:42,945
a unique set of demands.
508
00:20:42,978 --> 00:20:45,879
And every celebrated personneeds a capable assistant.
509
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,478
- Fuck!
- Again.
510
00:20:48,519 --> 00:20:52,020
There. You see how he
straightened out his slacks?
511
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,249
Two pats down.
512
00:20:54,282 --> 00:20:55,919
Again. Straighten those slacks.
513
00:20:55,953 --> 00:20:57,318
The assistantacts as the hands.
514
00:20:57,351 --> 00:20:59,254
The brain sendsthe hand shit to do...
515
00:20:59,287 --> 00:21:00,222
Again.
516
00:21:00,256 --> 00:21:02,422
...and the hands get it done.
517
00:21:02,487 --> 00:21:04,189
- Again.
- It's too hard, man.
518
00:21:04,253 --> 00:21:05,355
It's not too hard.
519
00:21:05,388 --> 00:21:07,490
Can a brain functionwithout hands? Yes.
520
00:21:07,523 --> 00:21:09,156
Black peopleare better at sports
521
00:21:09,196 --> 00:21:10,364
- than whites.- But I just think...
522
00:21:10,397 --> 00:21:13,297
Na-na-na-na-na-na...Look.
523
00:21:13,394 --> 00:21:15,862
But would it want to?Fuck no.
524
00:21:15,895 --> 00:21:17,664
So when that motherfucker
hits you the na-na-na,
525
00:21:17,729 --> 00:21:20,370
you got to come back
with a yeah-yeah-yeah.
526
00:21:20,402 --> 00:21:23,136
After all, somebody'sgot to carry the water,
527
00:21:23,169 --> 00:21:24,606
fold the clothes,wash the dishes
528
00:21:24,639 --> 00:21:26,498
and wipe the fucking ass.
529
00:21:26,603 --> 00:21:28,970
For these jobs,there is none better suited
530
00:21:29,035 --> 00:21:30,938
than the hands.
531
00:21:30,971 --> 00:21:34,672
Two pats, down!
Two pats, down!
532
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,338
You're ready.
533
00:21:53,371 --> 00:21:55,073
There's just one more thing.
534
00:22:08,753 --> 00:22:10,120
Holy shit! Oh my God!
535
00:22:10,153 --> 00:22:12,549
I just spent 80 fucking
thousand dollars on a car.
536
00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:13,452
What the fuck am I thinking?
537
00:22:13,485 --> 00:22:16,416
Kenny, this Blue Book's
for 97,000.
538
00:22:16,481 --> 00:22:18,383
It was a steal.
Worst case scenario
539
00:22:18,416 --> 00:22:20,550
we torch the fucker
and collect the insurance.
540
00:22:23,455 --> 00:22:25,758
OK. Yeah, of course.
Yeah, you're right.
541
00:22:25,791 --> 00:22:26,662
Torch it. Fuck it.
542
00:22:54,188 --> 00:22:56,922
This is it, dog.
It's on now.
543
00:22:56,955 --> 00:22:59,417
Kenny Powers. Boy, you looking
like a new school player
544
00:22:59,458 --> 00:23:01,088
in that suit.
545
00:23:01,121 --> 00:23:02,718
But that's a bullshit
ass haircut.
546
00:23:04,053 --> 00:23:05,786
I can't do this, dude.
I got to get out of here, man.
547
00:23:05,819 --> 00:23:07,385
- This was a bad idea.
- What are you talking about?
548
00:23:07,419 --> 00:23:09,553
You got, you're ready.
You got these hot new clothes.
549
00:23:09,594 --> 00:23:10,521
No, we got to get out of here.
We got to get out of here.
550
00:23:10,562 --> 00:23:12,760
Oh, geez these lights,
they're so fucking hot.
551
00:23:12,793 --> 00:23:14,359
Kenny, no, no, no.
Don't do this.
552
00:23:14,392 --> 00:23:16,958
I'm just feeling anxiety, dude.
I'm having shortness of breath.
553
00:23:16,999 --> 00:23:18,564
These fucking lights
are beaming down on me.
554
00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:20,027
Don't go into
the light, Kenny.
555
00:23:20,060 --> 00:23:21,561
- Don't go into the light.
- The lights have me.
556
00:23:21,594 --> 00:23:23,589
- They're fucking lulling me in.
- Stay with me, Kenny.
557
00:23:23,630 --> 00:23:25,555
I smell burnt toast.
558
00:23:25,596 --> 00:23:27,690
Kenny.
559
00:23:28,529 --> 00:23:30,463
April.
560
00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:33,829
I came here to
wish you good luck.
561
00:23:33,862 --> 00:23:35,862
I didn't think
you believed in me.
562
00:23:35,895 --> 00:23:39,763
I never said that. I never
worried that you would fail.
563
00:23:39,797 --> 00:23:42,266
I only worried that
you would succeed.
564
00:23:42,299 --> 00:23:43,899
And I'm scared.
565
00:23:43,971 --> 00:23:46,602
I'm scared that I can't have
my husband, Kenny,
566
00:23:46,635 --> 00:23:50,405
and the famous Kenny
at the same time.
567
00:23:50,438 --> 00:23:52,307
And I don't want to lose you.
568
00:23:52,340 --> 00:23:54,108
I'm not going anywhere.
569
00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:56,939
You can have all the Kenny's
that there are Kenny's of.
570
00:23:56,972 --> 00:23:58,576
I love you.
571
00:23:58,609 --> 00:24:00,376
I'm just following my dream.
572
00:24:00,441 --> 00:24:01,945
I know that now.
573
00:24:01,978 --> 00:24:05,586
And if this is what
makes you happy...
574
00:24:05,619 --> 00:24:08,282
Well, then go fuck shit up.
575
00:24:09,123 --> 00:24:10,184
I intend to.
576
00:24:12,991 --> 00:24:14,823
All right, places everyone.
577
00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:18,562
Thanks for coming.
578
00:24:18,595 --> 00:24:21,234
I should also tell you that
I bought an $80,000 car.
579
00:24:22,802 --> 00:24:24,631
We'll talk about
it after the show.
580
00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:26,367
OK.
581
00:24:26,432 --> 00:24:28,270
We're live
in five, four,
582
00:24:28,335 --> 00:24:29,901
three...
583
00:24:31,699 --> 00:24:32,937
Yes, yes, y'all.
584
00:24:32,970 --> 00:24:34,367
You know what time it is.
585
00:24:34,401 --> 00:24:37,808
It's time for the Sports Sesh.
586
00:24:37,906 --> 00:24:41,912
And now, here's your host,
Guy Young.
587
00:24:41,945 --> 00:24:44,740
It's time. It's time.
588
00:24:44,773 --> 00:24:46,581
Come on, baby. Come on.
589
00:24:46,614 --> 00:24:48,078
Whoo!
590
00:24:50,817 --> 00:24:52,656
Whoo!
591
00:24:58,057 --> 00:25:00,927
Dontel, Dontel.
592
00:25:07,634 --> 00:25:09,705
That's my nigga,
that's my nigga.
593
00:25:11,507 --> 00:25:12,578
Do you like this kind of stuff?
594
00:25:12,611 --> 00:25:14,051
I just don't like this
kind of stuff.
595
00:25:14,076 --> 00:25:15,512
- I don't like this kind of stuff.
- Kenny Powers.
596
00:25:15,545 --> 00:25:17,277
- Whoo!
- That was ugly, Dontel.
597
00:25:17,310 --> 00:25:19,275
Wow, that was embarrassing.
598
00:25:19,308 --> 00:25:22,748
Kenny had a block party
and invited Dontel.
599
00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:24,548
Welcome back to another
session of Sports Sesh.
600
00:25:24,581 --> 00:25:26,947
I'm Guy Young and these
guys are just guys.
601
00:25:27,020 --> 00:25:29,419
Now I want to just
jump right into hot topics.
602
00:25:29,452 --> 00:25:32,618
Ricky Parks just left Orlando for
a big contract with the Knicks.
603
00:25:32,659 --> 00:25:34,322
Cool move or fool move.
604
00:25:34,355 --> 00:25:36,722
- Cool move.
- Fool, fool move, man.
605
00:25:36,763 --> 00:25:38,530
- Why's that?
- Those fans in Orlando,
606
00:25:38,563 --> 00:25:41,528
they worship that guy.
Whatever happened to loyalty?
607
00:25:41,594 --> 00:25:42,832
Well, I got to disagree
with you, Dontel.
608
00:25:42,865 --> 00:25:45,064
I don't care what you think.
Alright. Now look,
609
00:25:45,097 --> 00:25:48,535
when I played, I had a rapport
with the local fan base.
610
00:25:48,568 --> 00:25:50,302
It's not always about the money,
gentleman.
611
00:25:50,335 --> 00:25:52,535
Well, if it's not about the money then
why didn't you play for free, dog?
612
00:25:52,575 --> 00:25:54,543
Oh!
613
00:25:54,576 --> 00:25:55,744
Say yeah-yeah-yeah.
614
00:25:55,777 --> 00:25:58,079
He makes a good
point there, Dontel.
615
00:25:58,112 --> 00:25:59,982
- You made a lot of money.
- A lot.
616
00:26:00,047 --> 00:26:01,675
I mean, let's face facts, guys.
617
00:26:01,708 --> 00:26:03,515
Playing sports is after all,
a business.
618
00:26:03,548 --> 00:26:07,287
And the way I see it, this dude saw a
chance to get paid and he took it.
619
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:10,928
Ain't nothing wrong with that. You know, I
played for over 10 teams and do you know why?
620
00:26:10,961 --> 00:26:14,063
Because those were the teams that were
willing to pay me the most money.
621
00:26:14,096 --> 00:26:17,199
- I play to get paid.- That's the American way.
622
00:26:17,264 --> 00:26:20,030
- Get that wallet stacked.- Na-na-na-na-na.
623
00:26:20,063 --> 00:26:21,743
- Yeah-yeah-yeah, Dontel.- Back the up.
624
00:26:24,668 --> 00:26:27,135
Goddamn fangs, looking like a
motherfucking extra from Blade.
625
00:26:27,167 --> 00:26:31,768
Look at this dude, looking like,
like dude from "Achy Breaky Heart".
626
00:26:31,809 --> 00:26:33,775
Oh we want to talk about hair? Let's
talk about hair for a second, shall we?
627
00:26:33,808 --> 00:26:36,371
Let's talk about that bald ass
shiny head of yours?
628
00:26:36,404 --> 00:26:37,642
Looking like black Destro.
629
00:26:37,675 --> 00:26:40,009
Honestly, this motherfucker
looks like a Milk Dud.
630
00:26:40,042 --> 00:26:42,476
Oh! A Milk Dud.
631
00:26:42,517 --> 00:26:45,287
Na-na. Na-na-na-na.
632
00:26:45,352 --> 00:26:47,549
Why I got to be a Milk Dud?
Because I'm black?
633
00:26:47,582 --> 00:26:49,754
Na-na-na. You don't have to be a Milk Dud.
You could be Tic Tacs
634
00:26:49,787 --> 00:26:51,081
the way your goddamn
breath's kicking.
635
00:26:51,122 --> 00:26:53,283
Smell like you been chewing on
buttholes all afternoon.
636
00:26:55,257 --> 00:26:57,760
Diarrhea buttholes.
637
00:26:57,793 --> 00:26:59,960
- Diarrhea stinky buttholes.
- What y'all laughing at?
638
00:27:00,057 --> 00:27:02,792
That's right, Kenny.
Fuck him in the ass.
639
00:27:02,833 --> 00:27:04,864
What y'all laughing at?
640
00:27:04,898 --> 00:27:06,865
Watch out, audience. This
motherfucker about to stink you up.
641
00:27:06,898 --> 00:27:09,364
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
642
00:27:09,397 --> 00:27:11,604
Oh, you want to
see a nigga, huh?
643
00:27:11,637 --> 00:27:14,503
You want to see a nigga,
I will show you a nigga.
644
00:27:14,576 --> 00:27:16,809
I prefer not to see one today.
645
00:27:16,842 --> 00:27:19,312
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Holy shit!
646
00:27:19,345 --> 00:27:21,617
OK. Everybody calm down.
647
00:27:23,955 --> 00:27:25,525
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
648
00:27:25,558 --> 00:27:28,095
Get off me. You know what?
649
00:27:28,128 --> 00:27:30,096
You know what,
Guy? Man, fuck you.
650
00:27:30,129 --> 00:27:32,134
- Oh!
- Fuck these losers.
651
00:27:32,166 --> 00:27:34,532
Fuck those assholes out there.
652
00:27:37,132 --> 00:27:38,699
All right,
we will be right back...
653
00:27:38,732 --> 00:27:41,068
I'm out of this motherfucker.
654
00:27:41,108 --> 00:27:43,308
- Out of here. Out of here.
- Out of here.
655
00:27:43,341 --> 00:27:45,978
Get a toothbrush, homes.
656
00:27:46,011 --> 00:27:47,840
All right, we're going
to be right back.
657
00:27:47,873 --> 00:27:50,878
And when we get back, we're going to
have some more Kenny f'ing Powers.
658
00:27:50,911 --> 00:27:53,379
Whoo! Give it up for Kenny.
659
00:28:11,859 --> 00:28:22,816
660
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,057
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