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Tight dick, player.
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This Friday, we're going to
face off against our rivals,
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The Rockingham Ruckus.
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The only thing I hate more than the Ruckus
is their backward-ass hillbilly fans.
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These motherfuckers will fill up
that stadium like cockroaches.
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So remember that.
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Mermen! Excuse me, watch out.
Watch your fucking foot.
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Mermen, I come to you today, unashamed!
I'm unashamed, Mermens.
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Powers, what the fuck
are you doing?
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This is my son who
I'm now proud of.
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Check him out, guys. My child.
I have a fucking kid, yo.
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Look into his eyes, you
faggots. Look at him.
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I've returned from my
sabbatical a changed man.
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Sabbatical?
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Hiatus. Break. Whatever
you want to call it.
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Nobody gave you permission
to take a hiatus.
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Because I'm mature enough now
to give my own self a hiatus.
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Now that I'm a changed man and humble,
and ready to be part of a team...
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I'm willing to do whatever it takes to get
back into the good graces of the Mermen.
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I'll tell you what you can do.
You can start showing up on time.
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That's a good place to start.
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Your ass won't play, but you can
still show up and support the team.
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That's what you can do.
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If I may counter, said deal.
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I don't really see how I will redeem myself
as team leader in front of everyone...
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If I'm gonna be
sitting on the bench.
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Because if you don't, I'll cut you off this
team quicker than you can say, "What for?"
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What for?
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Sit your mother-fucking
ass down.
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Unashamed, guys,
still unashamed.
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Tend to him.
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Now, as
I was saying...
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Ivan, you're the man we're
going to in the clutch.
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Don't let us down.
I won't let you down, Coach.
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Right?
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If I'm given an opportunity,
I won't let us down, either.
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Well, well, well.
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What the fuck are
you doing in Myrtle?
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Oh, I've been coming here for Black
Biker Week for 10 years now.
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And since we were in the area, we thought
we'd stop by and say hello to...
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My second, favorite ballplayer.
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Well, that wasn't really necessary.
Being that you and I are even.
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That's not exactly
true, Mr. Powers.
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Your swashbuckling shenanigans
cost me my new dealership.
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The Kia representatives also did not appreciate
the fact that we had a Japanese Geisha.
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Cause you know why?
Cause they're Korean.
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It turns out that fucking
Orientals are highly-sensitive.
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I never... I would've
bet a million dollars,
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that they were not a
sensitive race of people.
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I don't give a fuck about
the sensitivity of Orientals.
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I'm a father now.
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I take it this here
is your boy, huh?
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Yes, this is him.
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Scott, pull your penis out and
put it inside this infant.
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I will fucking bite it off,
Scott. Keep it in them pants.
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That's, uh, called a joke.
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Scott knew I was
kidding as soon as I said it.
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All right, well,
if you two fucking hobnobs
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are done laughing and giggling,
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I got to feed this
motherfucker that is my son.
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I'm gonna have to push
pause on the feeding,
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'cause somebody else wants
to say hello, as well.
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Kenny Powers.
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Reg Mackworthy.
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You look sad, boy.
Someone take yo lunch money?
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No. But it does look somebody
took your eye. Oh, yeah. Me.
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Fuck you, Kenny Powers!
You insensitive dickhead.
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Hmm.
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I see you got a team
to pick you up, huh?
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Must be nice. My baseball days
are over 'cause of you!
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Yeah, well maybe it's high time you
look for another line of work.
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Maybe you could be a
telescope operator.
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Fun and games, gentlemen.
Fun and games.
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Is this what this is all about?
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This is why you wanted to come
fucking visit me in Myrtle Beach...
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Just to try to start a fight
with me and Mackworthy?
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I don't know, maybe, yes.
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There's too many eyes out here, right now.
We'll discuss this later.
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I'll be here all week, with
my eye on you, K-P. Yeah.
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Black Bike Week
is a whole week.
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Monday, Tuesday...
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Friday, Saturday...
Got it.
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Yeah, 168 hours.
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Okay, I got it.
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- 10,080 minutes.
- Got it.
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Seven whole days, not five days.
Seven days.
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Oh, so you guys just
got into town today?
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I got here two days ago, but...
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So you've been here longer?
You're gonna be here longer...
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Seven days from
right now! Okay?
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Not talking about a work week, five days.
Talking seven-day week.
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Well, congratulations. I hope you got a
fucking good weekly rate on a hotel room.
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I didn't!
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Scott... Push
me outta here.
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Dude, you need to make sure these
doors are locked at all times.
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It's Black Biker weekend.
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What's up with all
these photographs?
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Man, it's a goddamn
pig sty in here.
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I'm scrapbooking.
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Scrapbooking.
What are you fucking 14? It's pathetic.
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You need to come to the realization
that Maria is gone. Never to return.
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Vamonos, adios.
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I saw her today.
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Oh, really? Did she say
when she was coming back?
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We could really use
the extra set of hands.
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She was selling oranges by the side of the road.
I didn't approach her.
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She looked too fucking hot and I
just look like a fucking monster.
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Selling oranges, huh?
So, she's regressed back to her natural state.
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Next thing you know,
she's gonna be in a
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Home Depot parking lot looking
for fucking construction jobs.
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Probably.
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You need to buck
up. All right?
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I've got a bunch of black
dudes trying to kill me.
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You don't see me making a
goddamn collage about it.
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Kenny... You're an expert when
it comes to women, right?
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No, duh!
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Will you help me
get Maria back?
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So you finally learned
your lesson, huh?
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I did.
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I learned that Maria was the
best thing to ever happen to me.
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And I was stupid for even
second-guessing that for one minute.
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Or maybe the lesson, that you shouldn't
have told her, when I told you not to.
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Aw, Kenny, I'm lost.
Yeah, I guess that...
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Myrtle Beach ate me alive.
This town is just too much for me.
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Yeah, city turned you into
a little, fucking, angry slut.
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Happens to a lot of people.
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I used to be the coolest kid on
the block, and now look at me.
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Kenny, will you help me?
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Stevie, your own sexual
appetite has dug you into this hole.
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So, unfortunately, it's gonna be
up to you to dig yourself out.
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All I can do is...
Perhaps help you find a new set of eyebrows.
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You think I need new eyebrows?
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I think you need a lot
more than eyebrows.
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And then at the very end, then
pull a Chuck Barry and go...
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You know?
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What's happening,
Ivan, Darnizzie?
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Jacquiessence.
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You guys just trying to
get a sesh in before the game?
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I always find it very
comforting and soothing to
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spend a little time in the blue
room before a big performance.
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By big performance, do you mean,
sitting on the bench and getting fat?
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Ivan, I was laughing
just then to prove to you a point.
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I've matured.
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I've learned that it's all right
to admit when you're wrong.
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I'm sorry I ruined your DJ
gig on the Fourth of July.
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And burned down
Club Celebrations.
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I didn't mean to do that.
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From this point on, you
and I are exactly the same.
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Just two guys trying
to make it to the Bigs.
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I sincerely hope you'll
accept my apology.
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Psyche.
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Fuck your sorries,
mother fucker.
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I am young and strong
and you are old and weak.
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How is that alike to you?
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Ivan, I'm not old, I'm mature.
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No you are fucking
old, mother fucker.
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You can't play in majors.
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You can't even play
in Myrtle Beach!
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No, look at
you! You don't get it.
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I was nice at first, but
now I don't give a fuck!
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I am going to the
majors and you're not.
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Now don't stand in
my fucking way again.
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All right, let's grab some waves.
You know, let's go now.
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Fuck him!
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You dug yourself
into this hole.
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Now dig yourself out.
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Here goes nothing.
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Hang tight, Toby.
I'll be right back.
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Maria. Maria, please.
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You need to go.
She doesn't want to talk to you.
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- No, please... Don't touch me.
- Don't touch me.
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Maria, I know you don't want
to see me, okay? I understand.
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But I have something
that you need to hear.
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Maria, you are the only woman
that I have ever loved.
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And you are the only woman
that has ever loved me.
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You are the only
thing that matters.
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I know I'm an asshole and
I know I'm not good enough.
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But I will spend my entire life trying
to be the man that you deserve.
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Please, Maria... Okay...
That's enough. Time to go.
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Hey, mind your own
fucking business!
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Look away! Look away!
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No! No!
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Ugh... Oh, God!
Don't look at me!
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I'm a monster!
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Toby?
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Toby!
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Toby! Toby!
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Toby!
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Toby! Ahh!
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Stevie, man. Now's
not the time, dude.
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I'm tryin' to get in the proper
headspace for the game tonight.
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But, oh...
Stevie!
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I cannot be a shoulder for you
to cry on right now, all right?
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I lost him. I lost Toby.
He's gone.
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Say what?
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I went to see Maria for like two seconds I
turned my back, and now I can't find him...
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He's not anywhere!
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What do you mean, he's gone?
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I'm sorry. I don't know...
I don't know what the fuck happened.
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You lost my son?
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I lost Toby, I'm sorry!
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You lost my fucking son!
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I lost him... Oh!
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Goddamn it!
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I'm so fucking sorry!
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What the fuck are we gonna do?
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Fucking kill me!
Kill me, I'm sorry.
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I'll buy you shrimp
for the rest of your life.
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Every night, you can eat
off my fucking butthole!
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I don't want to eat
off your butthole!
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What makes you think that I want to eat off
your butthole, instead of having my son?
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Because I suck! That's why,
because I fucking suck.
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Okay, well retrace your steps.
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What did you do? Pretend
like you lost your car keys.
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How...where is he?
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He was in my car...
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Then you got out of
the car and then what?
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And then he was gone! I don't
know! I'm so fucking stupid!
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Hello, Kenny Powers.Hey, you missing something?
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Mackworthy...
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Woah. How you doin', man?
You sound stressed.
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Where's my son?
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Oh, you know, he's chillin'.
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Hey, you know I did you a favor.
You left the windows up.
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That baby don't have
no sweat glands.
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Don't you know about
babies? It's a baby!
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What do you want?
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I got something
in store for you, man.
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Meet me at the Wings
on Highway 17.
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The one with the
shark in the front?
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And if you tell anyone...
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Your bay-bay
goes bye-bye.
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00:14:05,221 --> 00:14:08,123
Baby goes bye-bye. What the fuck is that
supposed to mean? You're gonna kill him?
236
00:14:08,157 --> 00:14:10,859
Naw, I just don't wanna be
waitin at Wings all night.
237
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:13,128
Well, that sounds like a veiled
threat to me, Mackworthy.
238
00:14:13,163 --> 00:14:15,932
Come on, man. I might even
train him to call me Daddy.
239
00:14:15,966 --> 00:14:19,369
Hey, if you teach him one fucking
word, I will destroy you!
240
00:14:19,403 --> 00:14:22,238
So fucking stupid...
Maria was right!
241
00:14:22,273 --> 00:14:24,074
I'm just a fucking scumbag.
242
00:14:24,108 --> 00:14:27,310
Stevie, you weak motherfucker.
You listen to me, right now.
243
00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:30,647
You have made an ass-ton of
stupid choices in Myrtle Beach!
244
00:14:30,681 --> 00:14:32,615
This is the moment of truth.
245
00:14:32,650 --> 00:14:36,286
Now is not the time to lay on the
ground like a bald, fucking baby.
246
00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:39,556
Now is the time
to be a fucking man.
247
00:14:43,226 --> 00:14:47,063
These guys messed with the wrong
motherfuckers and the wrong fucking baby.
248
00:14:47,097 --> 00:14:49,032
Fuck yes, they did.
249
00:14:49,066 --> 00:14:52,202
I'm gonna wash the glue off of my
head, rip off my fucking eyebrows...
250
00:14:52,236 --> 00:14:54,171
And we're gonna go
get your fucking son!
251
00:14:54,205 --> 00:14:56,140
I would really love
the opportunity,
252
00:14:56,174 --> 00:14:57,542
to change into more street-fighting,
appropriate clothes.
253
00:14:57,576 --> 00:14:59,277
Fuck yeah!
Fuck, yeah, we are!
254
00:15:24,473 --> 00:15:26,374
Well... What the
fuck is so funny?
255
00:15:26,408 --> 00:15:27,675
Who the hell is this?
256
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:30,644
I'm your new nightmare.
257
00:15:32,114 --> 00:15:33,915
We're not here
to make you guys laugh.
258
00:15:33,949 --> 00:15:36,384
I've come here for my son.
259
00:15:36,418 --> 00:15:38,619
Now hand him over you
fucking baby stealers!
260
00:15:38,654 --> 00:15:41,122
I hope you brought
a lot of toilet paper...
261
00:15:41,156 --> 00:15:44,392
Cause these razor blades are
going up your black asses!
262
00:15:47,328 --> 00:15:49,697
Okay, hold on. I was thinking
we'd do something more like
263
00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:51,532
a rematch of the pitching
game or something.
264
00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:53,968
Let's do a game
instead of this.
265
00:15:54,003 --> 00:15:56,037
There's no more time for games.
266
00:15:56,071 --> 00:15:58,540
The game clock has struck zero.
267
00:15:58,575 --> 00:16:01,811
You're now here to seek your
retribution, Kenny Powers.
268
00:16:01,845 --> 00:16:04,981
In front of this nautical-themed
gift shop, complete
269
00:16:05,015 --> 00:16:07,116
with a great, white
shark edifice.
270
00:16:07,151 --> 00:16:09,652
Constructed by none
other than, Bob Duato.
271
00:16:09,687 --> 00:16:11,054
Bob Duato.
272
00:16:11,088 --> 00:16:13,490
Fuck Bob Duato!
And, fuck you too.
273
00:16:13,524 --> 00:16:15,425
Grim Creepaz!
274
00:16:18,362 --> 00:16:21,598
Stay the fuck back!
275
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:24,567
Stay back! I will put you
mother fuckers in the hospital!
276
00:16:24,601 --> 00:16:27,403
Back up! Back up!
277
00:16:32,141 --> 00:16:33,275
Stevie!
278
00:16:33,309 --> 00:16:34,709
Kenny!
279
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,511
Stevie!
280
00:16:36,545 --> 00:16:38,112
Don't hurt him!
281
00:16:38,146 --> 00:16:40,381
Let's see how good you
pitch with a broke arm!
282
00:16:40,415 --> 00:16:41,782
Mack, what are you doing?
Don't do this, man.
283
00:16:41,817 --> 00:16:43,216
I got a kid.
284
00:16:43,251 --> 00:16:45,185
Your kid ain't got
nothing to do with this.
285
00:16:45,219 --> 00:16:49,890
This is about justice. An arm
for an eye, Kenny Powers!
286
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,394
Will you shut that
goddamn baby up?
287
00:16:54,428 --> 00:16:58,031
Damn it, Reg! I told you, break his arm!
Don't disobey me!
288
00:16:58,066 --> 00:17:01,568
I am your master and
you are my possession!
289
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:05,406
You will carry out my will
or you will feel my lash!
290
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,843
Don't raise up on me.
You break his arm! Do it!
291
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,112
No.
292
00:17:11,146 --> 00:17:14,549
Back off, creatures!
You lesser-thans!
293
00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:16,551
Oh, hell, no!
294
00:17:16,585 --> 00:17:18,486
I'm Old South!
295
00:17:18,521 --> 00:17:20,655
I'm Old South!
I'm Old South!
296
00:17:29,064 --> 00:17:31,266
Hey, buddy. Yeah.
297
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,600
I'm sorry for
stealing your baby.
298
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:35,203
I did it because of my
eye, man. This ain't me.
299
00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:38,973
I hear you, man.
I'm sorry I took you eye.
300
00:17:39,007 --> 00:17:41,909
I'm pretty sure I feel sad about it, too.
301
00:17:41,944 --> 00:17:43,678
I didn't know you
had regular feelings.
302
00:17:43,712 --> 00:17:46,714
I do. I have tons of
feelings and emotions.
303
00:17:46,749 --> 00:17:48,616
Kenny, if we hurry, we can
still make it to the game.
304
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:49,984
You got a game?
305
00:17:50,019 --> 00:17:51,953
Aw, it doesn't matter.
306
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:54,522
We'll never make it in time with all
this traffic from Black Biker Week.
307
00:17:54,556 --> 00:17:56,590
Besides, Coach
won't even play me.
308
00:17:56,625 --> 00:17:58,425
I'll probably lose my
position on the team.
309
00:17:58,460 --> 00:18:01,361
No, you got a second
chance, Kenny.
310
00:18:01,396 --> 00:18:04,097
If not for you, do it
for all us old ballers...
311
00:18:04,131 --> 00:18:06,833
Who wish we could
have one more inning.
312
00:18:06,867 --> 00:18:09,336
Maybe tonight doesn't have
to just be my second chance.
313
00:18:10,538 --> 00:18:12,506
What do you mean?
314
00:18:15,043 --> 00:18:17,745
Reginald Gwenivere Mackworthy,
will you catch for me today?
315
00:18:20,382 --> 00:18:22,383
Creeps,
Creeps, Creeps!
316
00:18:22,417 --> 00:18:24,452
You fucking with me, Kenny Powers?
Or do you mean it?
317
00:18:24,486 --> 00:18:26,253
I only speak what I mean.
318
00:18:28,457 --> 00:18:31,258
Grim Creepaz!
319
00:18:31,292 --> 00:18:34,661
Me and Kenny Powers got a game
to get to! Let's creep!
320
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:58,818
Fuck you! Go back to
Russia, you piece of shit.
321
00:19:12,265 --> 00:19:14,132
Fuck me!
322
00:19:14,834 --> 00:19:16,001
Son of a bitch!
323
00:19:16,035 --> 00:19:18,403
From America with
love! Fuck you!
324
00:19:18,438 --> 00:19:22,140
Fuck you! Throw another
battery! It's your money!
325
00:19:22,175 --> 00:19:24,309
Get the
fuck out the way.
326
00:19:31,751 --> 00:19:34,453
Mermen, behold me!
327
00:19:34,487 --> 00:19:39,024
I come to you in your darkest hour of
need with my son, and a secret weapon.
328
00:19:39,058 --> 00:19:40,893
This man is Reg Mackworthy.
329
00:19:40,927 --> 00:19:42,761
And he's the Mermen's
brand, new catcher!
330
00:19:42,796 --> 00:19:44,163
What the fuck?
331
00:19:44,197 --> 00:19:46,298
You just can't bring any...
332
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:49,134
One-eyed asshole onto the team in
the middle of the goddamn game!
333
00:19:49,169 --> 00:19:51,971
Get him out of here.
In fact, get them all out of here. Right now!
334
00:19:52,005 --> 00:19:53,572
Could you ask him again?
335
00:19:53,606 --> 00:19:55,474
He just, he seems like
he's starting to get...
336
00:19:55,508 --> 00:19:57,409
Tell him I work really
hard, I'm a go-getter...
337
00:19:57,443 --> 00:19:59,277
Can he just be our catcher
for just this one game?
338
00:19:59,312 --> 00:20:01,713
Get the fuck off my field.
339
00:20:01,748 --> 00:20:02,948
Okay, you guys
should probably go.
340
00:20:02,982 --> 00:20:04,850
He's getting kinda pissed. Go!
341
00:20:04,884 --> 00:20:07,585
Sorry he's being an asshole.
Thanks for the ride. I appreciate it.
342
00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:10,521
Jacques! This is your big chance.
Get in there and relieve Ivan.
343
00:20:10,556 --> 00:20:13,291
Fuck that. They're throwing
batteries and shit.
344
00:20:13,325 --> 00:20:15,326
Skip?
345
00:20:15,361 --> 00:20:17,462
These fucking redneck Ruckus fans
may intimidate Ivan's rookie ass,
346
00:20:17,496 --> 00:20:19,931
but they don't scare me.
347
00:20:19,965 --> 00:20:22,900
I get fucking power from this!
I could use their rage and fucking harness it!
348
00:20:22,934 --> 00:20:24,902
Fucking put me in,
you cock-sucker!
349
00:20:25,603 --> 00:20:27,204
Okay!
350
00:20:51,699 --> 00:20:54,067
Don't take it
personally, all right?
351
00:20:54,102 --> 00:20:56,069
Franchise star players
are a lot like Highlanders.
352
00:20:56,103 --> 00:20:57,404
There can be only one.
353
00:20:57,438 --> 00:20:58,605
Highlandees?
354
00:20:58,639 --> 00:21:01,241
Goddamn it. Just get
the fuck off my mound.
355
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:26,235
Power from my son. And
power from Ivan's failure.
356
00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:35,544
Yeah, strike, bitch!
357
00:21:37,347 --> 00:21:39,215
Come on, Kenny!
358
00:21:39,249 --> 00:21:41,584
You suck!
Eat a dick, pal!
359
00:21:41,618 --> 00:21:43,452
This one's for you, Shane dog.
360
00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:50,025
Yeah!
361
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:51,459
All right!
362
00:21:51,493 --> 00:21:53,161
Fuck you, Kenny!
363
00:21:54,597 --> 00:21:57,432
Aw, y'all done fucked up now!
Oh, shit...
364
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:02,137
Fuck him up!
Fuck him up!
365
00:22:03,973 --> 00:22:06,174
Who the fuck wants some?
366
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:16,685
Come on.
367
00:22:33,771 --> 00:22:36,339
You're fucking out!
368
00:22:49,086 --> 00:22:54,323
Kenny!
Yeah, Kenny! Yeah!
369
00:22:55,826 --> 00:22:57,726
Stevie!
370
00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:01,764
Take my baby.
371
00:23:05,202 --> 00:23:07,103
What happened to your hair?
372
00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:09,405
This is who I am without you.
373
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:12,142
A goddamn fucking weirdo.
374
00:23:15,647 --> 00:23:18,882
Fuck yeah.
375
00:23:18,916 --> 00:23:21,418
There's no betterfeeling than winning.
376
00:23:21,452 --> 00:23:24,254
Dealing your opponent the death blow
then standing over his lifeless body,
377
00:23:24,288 --> 00:23:26,522
as the world around youleaps to their feet...
378
00:23:26,557 --> 00:23:30,160
Falling all over each other to
get a taste of your hero's jism.
379
00:23:30,194 --> 00:23:32,930
The immature man revelsin such adulations.
380
00:23:32,964 --> 00:23:35,265
The mature man, however,celebrates not.
381
00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:40,405
Because he knows that every victory is just
a precursor to another fucked-up test.
382
00:23:52,653 --> 00:23:55,555
It's death on a
stick out there.
383
00:23:55,589 --> 00:23:57,290
So, you're a surfer now?
384
00:23:58,158 --> 00:23:59,559
Pretty much so.
385
00:23:59,593 --> 00:24:01,161
Where's Toby?
386
00:24:01,195 --> 00:24:03,263
He's inside my abode.
387
00:24:03,297 --> 00:24:06,300
But if I were you, I'd
remove those braids.
388
00:24:06,334 --> 00:24:08,669
Toby hates all hippie bullshit.
389
00:24:19,115 --> 00:24:21,650
That's a toy that
I made for him.
390
00:24:21,684 --> 00:24:25,254
It's a fake T-Rex with a dildo
crammed up his asshole.
391
00:24:25,288 --> 00:24:26,755
It's one of Toby's favorites.
392
00:24:26,789 --> 00:24:28,290
When you turn it on...
393
00:24:31,393 --> 00:24:32,493
It moves.
394
00:24:35,597 --> 00:24:38,998
Dildosaurus Rex.
395
00:24:39,033 --> 00:24:41,134
Kenny, I think I owe
you an explanation.
396
00:24:41,168 --> 00:24:43,636
Yeah, I think that's
probably in order.
397
00:24:43,671 --> 00:24:47,006
I needed to get away, and
I tried to tell you that.
398
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,275
I didn't
know what to do.
399
00:24:49,309 --> 00:24:52,144
I went to my sister's
for a while.
400
00:24:52,179 --> 00:24:56,382
Raising a kid alone
has been really hard.
401
00:24:56,416 --> 00:25:00,053
Oh, trust me, I fucking
know. All right?
402
00:25:00,087 --> 00:25:01,588
But, I rose to the occasion.
403
00:25:01,622 --> 00:25:04,391
And I have become the best
father that has ever existed.
404
00:25:04,425 --> 00:25:09,196
Arrogant, selfish, ignorant,
and absurd. That's you.
405
00:25:09,230 --> 00:25:13,900
Okay. I get it.
You hate me.
406
00:25:13,935 --> 00:25:18,371
So, why don't I just go ahead
and take the baby and...
407
00:25:18,405 --> 00:25:20,205
We're gonna leave you alone.
408
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,140
To, to like take
him? Take him?
409
00:25:22,175 --> 00:25:23,909
Take
him, take him.
410
00:25:23,943 --> 00:25:25,944
I'll take him off your hands.
411
00:25:25,978 --> 00:25:28,046
Of course, that's
what I want... I...
412
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:31,183
I've been wanting that the whole
entire time, so good, I'm glad.
413
00:25:31,217 --> 00:25:33,886
I can finally rip down
this stupid nursery.
414
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,555
And turn it back into my dojo, so I
can get back to my fucking training.
415
00:25:40,794 --> 00:25:43,329
Stevie, Code 7, Gold Dust.
416
00:25:49,271 --> 00:25:51,739
Oh, there he is.
417
00:25:51,773 --> 00:25:54,709
Hey, no, stay there.
418
00:25:54,743 --> 00:25:56,911
There's a few things
you should know.
419
00:25:56,946 --> 00:25:59,214
He's changed a lot since
you've been gone.
420
00:25:59,248 --> 00:26:02,952
He doesn't take shits as much when he
eats carrots, like you said he did.
421
00:26:02,986 --> 00:26:06,522
I've been giving him Gerber and all of his
b.m.'s have been running pretty smooth.
422
00:26:06,556 --> 00:26:09,225
You must've been feeding
him that Bo-bo generic shit.
423
00:26:09,259 --> 00:26:11,227
Gerber brand.
424
00:26:11,261 --> 00:26:14,296
And also, he doesn't
like cartoon shows.
425
00:26:14,331 --> 00:26:17,399
He prefers military,
action war films, and...
426
00:26:17,434 --> 00:26:20,336
Teenage-oriented
horror flicks.
427
00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:23,105
Okay, good to know.
428
00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:25,374
The only reason why I'm...
429
00:26:25,408 --> 00:26:28,978
Returning him to you, is because I just
don't want to get caught up in some stupid
430
00:26:29,012 --> 00:26:32,248
custody battle when I'm trying to focus on
my comeback, and becoming famous again.
431
00:26:32,283 --> 00:26:33,983
You don't have to
explain anything.
432
00:26:34,018 --> 00:26:36,420
Oh, no, I know I don't have
to explain anything to you.
433
00:26:36,454 --> 00:26:38,722
I just want you to know
that you're not forgiven.
434
00:26:39,324 --> 00:26:40,357
Okay.
435
00:26:41,793 --> 00:26:43,494
It's okay.
436
00:26:43,528 --> 00:26:45,262
Come here, buddy.
437
00:26:45,296 --> 00:26:48,332
Okay, come here.
438
00:26:51,069 --> 00:26:56,240
Hi,
hi... Oh! Hi!
439
00:26:56,274 --> 00:26:59,410
Oh my
goodness, hi.
440
00:26:59,444 --> 00:27:01,511
Mommy missed you so much.
441
00:27:03,614 --> 00:27:05,415
Do you wanna...
442
00:27:05,449 --> 00:27:07,651
You wanna tell Toby goodbye?
443
00:27:07,685 --> 00:27:09,953
What for?
444
00:27:09,987 --> 00:27:13,056
I mean it's not like I'm gonna miss him or anything.
What's there to miss?
445
00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:17,226
Dookie diapers? His
chubby, little cheek face?
446
00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:19,295
His gross baby
breath that he...
447
00:27:19,329 --> 00:27:23,766
Breathes on your neck, as he falls
asleep gently on your chest.
448
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,202
Fuck that noise. I'm good.
449
00:27:26,236 --> 00:27:27,670
So this is it?
450
00:27:30,073 --> 00:27:32,342
You got what you came for.
451
00:27:33,811 --> 00:27:35,512
Goodbye.
452
00:28:01,797 --> 00:28:12,780
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