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May the white horse take you to the
furthest reaches of man's imaginations.
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I'm gonna miss you, bro.
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Hey, man.
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You know I have this kid
and shit right now, and...
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Lowering him into
the Can-Am, and...
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Carrying him around town is a
little illegal, and impractical.
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If you don't want me to take your
truck, give me a sign right now.
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Three seconds to go, sign...
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Two, one.
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No more signs can be given.
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Well played, hombre.
I won't forget you.
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Maria! Have
you seen my Gold Bond?
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Good morning, everyone.
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What's up, Kenny?
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The kid is cursed.
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Cursed? What are
you talking about?
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Think about it, all Kid drives me and April apart.
Kid drives April nuts..
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You bring him to my game, I momentarily
lose for no all my abilities.
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And now, Shane is dead.
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Shane is dead?
Yeah.
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What? How?
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It doesn't matter, I wasn't there.
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Oh my Go I can't believe this.
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Toby...
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Hey...
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What do you want from me?
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I've been super cool to you.
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I've given you a bowl of
Chex Mix and some water.
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Why are you making curses upon me?
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I don't know. I thought your baby
would be cooler. No offense.
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Stevie, shut up. How do
I erase this curse?
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If I give you a toy, will
that raise the curse?
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Will you stop fucking
up my life, Toby?
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Fuck...
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Kenny. How is it going
in this morning?
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My best friend's dead.
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How do you think it's
going in this morning?
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Yes, I am sorry to hear about Shawn.
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Shane.
Yeah, Shane.
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You know, a lot of people think
that if you hadn't come here,
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maybe none of this
would have happened.
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Maybe Shane would still be alive.
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He overdosed to death
on drugs. Correct?
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Alone. Yes. That's
what the doctors say.
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But maybe if someone would've
listened to their mentor,
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and wouldn't have been showboating.
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Then maybe Shane wouldn't have been so
compelled to do a shit ton of cocaine.
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Maybe he would have just done the normal
amount of cocaine, he'd still be alive.
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Yeah, I was not showboating,
okay. I was playing to win.
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Oh, aren't you a poet and a murderer.
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You're crazy if you think you
can just swoop in here, and...
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I'm weakened and you
can take my power.
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You're not gonna be team
leader. I'm unstoppable.
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You're really... You have major
problems inside your brain, my friend.
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Oh yeah, well...
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Your dick is all dumb and smashed in and
played out in those roller-skating shorts.
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You don't know nothing about my dick.
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And you don't know
nothing about surfing.
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Yeah, and you don't know
anything about Lance Mountain.
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Or fucking Steve Caballero.
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This is porno?
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No, these are goddamn
skateboarders, bro.
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Well, let's just agree to agree.
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Learn the language, dog.
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Maybe I will do that.
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After I go and eat this waves,
and make them in my shit.
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Yeah, well hopefully when you go out
there, you'll find your green card,
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and surf on the fuck home.
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Hey, Balki.
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We already lost one Mermens this week.
Maybe you can make it two.
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Fucking poser.
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Crazy, man.
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I know, I can't believe he's dead.
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No, I mean, the fact that you can capture
HD video on a little phone like this.
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Is that a video or the camera?
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It's HD videos.
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Oh, HD...
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I win.
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Stevie, what are you doing?
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I'm just making sure he's dead.
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Come in, close. Let's get a
shot of you guys together.
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We'll miss you, Shane.
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Hold on, don't smile in this one.
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- Okay. Wave, though?
- Say it's sad.
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- Be sad, Shane's dead.
- Okay.
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Oh, hey.
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Uh... Hello.
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Are you guys, the family?
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Immediate family.
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You know, the viewing doesn't
start for another hour.
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Yes, sir, I know.
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That's why we got here early. Just wanted to
spend a little alone time with the cadaver.
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Well... That's what
we wanna do, too.
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What a coincidence.
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Welcome. We're all
in this together now.
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Except for you, Stevie.
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Give us some space.
Oh, sorry.
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This is him. This
is your son, guys.
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Oh, Shane.
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He looks so peaceful.
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Oh, my boy...
They did a nice job.
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The heavens needed
another star in the sky.
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Oh!
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Here, take these back.
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Uh, these are...
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Shane's favorite pair of Oakley Blades.
I think he'd want them.
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No! No.
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Who are you, again?
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I am Kenny
Powers. I was...
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I was, Shane's best friend.
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With your blessing, I am prepared to
deliver the eulogy at the funeral.
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Uh, um, no...
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His grandfather has
prepared some words.
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Grandfather?
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Well, just so you know, I have
performed at funerals before.
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So, if the old man loses his nerve
or chokes up, I can easily fill in.
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Or if you want me and gramps to do a
sort of back-and-forth type thing.
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That can also be arranged.
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Would you...
Please just go ahead and leave? My...
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We'd like to spend
some time with our son.
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I'd love for you guys to
do that. That's fantastic.
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Thank you.
Yeah.
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I know how you guys feel.
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I'd give absolutely anything to see
his smiling face alive one more time.
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What the fuck?
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Hi, how you
doing? I'm Cole.
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Shane's brother.
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I'm Kenny Powers.
Shane's best friend.
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In the whole year that I have
spent hanging out with this dude,
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he has never mentioned once
that he has a twin brother.
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Yeah, well that's Shane for you.
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Man of mystery.
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What are you doing?
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That's a good one.
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I gotta get your guys' e-mail addresses,
this one got all three of you...
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And the tip of Shane's face.
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Maria, I don't know why you're wasting
your time reading to him in Spanish.
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To him, it probably just sounds like a
bunch of garbley gook, like it does to me.
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He likes stories.
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Oh, I bet he does.
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But, I got a little something here I think
he's gonna like more than foreign words.
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Toby. In an attempt to make peace
so you stop fucking up my shit,
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I present you with
this. Your first pet.
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It's a hermit crab and I
believe his name is Spurgen.
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Ooo, with a name like Spurgen,
you know he gets pussy.
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So, there you go. Enjoy
him. Lift the curse.
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Stop fucking up my life.
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And get on the Myrtle Beach vibe, man.
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Do, do, do, do, dah, do, do, oh...
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And now, we'llobserve a moment of silence.
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For our late, great Merman...
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Shane Gerald.
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Shh.
Shh.
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Shh.
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Shh.
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Shh...
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Moment of silence!
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Shh...
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Oh... I'm just, I'm
just meditating, baby.
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You, you help with him.
I go take shower.
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Just take a shower with him.
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Take him in there with you.
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It doesn't matter if he
sees your private parts.
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You could put him like an
inch away from your pussy,
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and he wouldn't even know.
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This life is no good for me
and you. We, we go home.
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You're doing a great job.
Even Kenny says so. Okay, just...
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Please, will you just go inside?
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I need to, I need to
focus on some work.
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Great job.
Keep it up.
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ChapterFour: Loss, Fears, and Doubts.
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Have I had moments whereI question this comeback?
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Moments where doubt haunted my mind?
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The easy answer is yes.
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But the difficult and trulygreat answer is... No.
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I've trained my mind and heart to
the methods only known to myself.
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To have no doubt, and only fear of
things you should be afraid of.
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Like fire or bears, or even angel dust.
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Mr. Powers? Can I help you?
Hey, what's going on?
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I don't know. I don't even
know why I came over here.
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I guess, just instinctually, this
is the place I would always run to,
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whenever I had questions
that only Shane could answer.
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What're you looking at me for?
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I just thought that maybe I could take
you to where me and Shane used to hang.
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To discuss our feelings
and emotional issues...
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Mmm... No, I, uh, that's
okay. I'm, I'm just gonna...
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Stay here with the family, thank you.
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No, I get it. You guys are all
mourning and stuff. I am too.
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Yeah. Maybe we should just
be together in this time of need.
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Just hang here.
Pop a few beers.
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Maybe throw on some
high-definition Blu-Rays.
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Uh... I'll go.
I'll go. Let's go.
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Okay, great.
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This is gonna be fun.
Awesome.
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Let's go.
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- Thanks a lot.
- Thank you.
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Why did you invite me
out and not bring any cash?
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Oh, I know, that's my bad.
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But, I'll get you on the
next one. I got a tab.
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Look at all this fine trim,
walking around here. Huh?
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A little young for my tastes.
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Not for Shane's.
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One time, Shane lost his pinky ring,
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fucking around with a girl's C-section
scar, in the bathroom here.
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I'm gonna shoot you straight, Cole.
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I'm not doing so hot.
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Really? Oh...
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Yeah, my brother died, Kenny, so...
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I know, shut up, listen.
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Right now I could reallyuse.
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I'm sorry, I don't know
what to do for you.
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Well, I do, because
you guys are twins.
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Do you think it would possible
for you to maybe channel him?
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Or... Is Shane too far gone to the
spirit realm, now that the...
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Twin hold connection...
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No longer works?
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I'm not a medium for my twin brother
that just passed away from an overdose.
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I mean, have you ever tried to communicate
with him when he's dead? Probably not
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I don't know what to tell you.
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He's gone, Kenny, all right?
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To Shane.
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I gotta go take a leak.
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I bet you have a talentfor cleaning bathrooms.
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I have an eye for talent.
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Okay, here's the deal.
The next thing they do, we have to do.
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That would be lusty, huh?
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Deal?
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Go ahead, touch it. Deal.
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Okay.
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That's right.
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Uh...
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Turn around. Bend over.
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Uh...
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Yes...
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You've been thinking
about this all day at work, right?
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Huh, you little whore...
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Uh, I'm gonna go take
care of Toby. Okay?
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What are, where are you...
Jesus.
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Shh, shh, shh...
Why are you yell...
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Watch.
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Unbelievable.
All right, all right. Shh...
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What's up, dudes?
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Hey, Kenny.
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Hey, what's up, Kate?
247
00:13:40,435 --> 00:13:43,471
She's a mess. She's
been crying nonstop.
248
00:13:43,505 --> 00:13:45,440
Kate, sweetheart?
249
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:47,342
What?
250
00:13:48,211 --> 00:13:50,279
Uh...
251
00:13:50,314 --> 00:13:52,581
Would you mind coming to the door
real quick, for just a second?
252
00:13:57,588 --> 00:14:00,156
What is it?
253
00:14:00,190 --> 00:14:02,925
You look like you've
been crying bunches.
254
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,994
Death isn't nice, is it?
255
00:14:05,962 --> 00:14:07,062
Kate?
256
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,831
Do you believe in magic?
257
00:14:08,865 --> 00:14:11,066
You mean like tricks and stuff?
258
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:13,002
Just like any kind of magic, just...
259
00:14:13,036 --> 00:14:15,604
Sorcery, mysticisms.
260
00:14:15,639 --> 00:14:17,073
I believe in sorcery.
261
00:14:17,108 --> 00:14:18,508
Cool.
262
00:14:18,543 --> 00:14:20,277
Then say it with me.
263
00:14:20,311 --> 00:14:23,981
Magical Adventures, 1, 2, 3.
264
00:14:24,016 --> 00:14:27,985
Magical Adventures, 1, 2, 3.
265
00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:29,754
He has risen, indeed.
266
00:14:30,623 --> 00:14:32,558
What is this, Kenny?
267
00:14:34,427 --> 00:14:35,594
Oh my God!
268
00:14:36,696 --> 00:14:38,931
Oh my fucking God!
What have you done?
269
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:41,099
- Shane?
- What is this?
270
00:14:41,134 --> 00:14:42,601
This isn't Shane!
271
00:14:42,635 --> 00:14:44,302
This is Cole. It's Shane's
fucking twin brother.
272
00:14:44,337 --> 00:14:46,304
Wh?
273
00:14:46,338 --> 00:14:48,005
Are you fucking kidding me?
274
00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:51,142
You're a
fucking asshole. It's okay...
275
00:14:51,176 --> 00:14:52,910
I'm so sorry.
276
00:14:52,945 --> 00:14:54,979
I had no idea. I would never
have come in and been a part of this.
277
00:14:55,013 --> 00:14:57,515
No, it's just like, he's a twin.
You have to pull this trick with someone...
278
00:14:57,549 --> 00:14:59,751
Jesus, she's having an asthma attack.
279
00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:04,557
I'm outta here.
280
00:15:04,591 --> 00:15:06,292
No, no. Just let
me make it better.
281
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:08,360
Sorry.
282
00:15:09,929 --> 00:15:11,997
Okay, we're good.
Let's go. Come on.
283
00:15:12,032 --> 00:15:13,132
Let's go, let's go.
284
00:15:14,501 --> 00:15:17,203
That didn't really go over as planned.
285
00:15:17,237 --> 00:15:20,073
I thought it was a good way to kind of
cut to the gravity of the situation.
286
00:15:20,107 --> 00:15:22,274
But, guess you can
never tell with women.
287
00:15:22,309 --> 00:15:24,310
No, actually I agree with her.
288
00:15:24,345 --> 00:15:26,079
You are a fucking asshole.
289
00:15:26,113 --> 00:15:27,480
Excuse me?
290
00:15:27,514 --> 00:15:29,582
I'm not my brother, Kenny.
291
00:15:29,616 --> 00:15:32,952
Okay, I've been biting my
tongue all day today, but...
292
00:15:32,986 --> 00:15:36,889
I just can't do it any-ore. I know it's the
decent thing but I, I just can't do it anymore.
293
00:15:36,923 --> 00:15:39,324
All right? Shane was
a goddamn deadbeat.
294
00:15:39,359 --> 00:15:40,392
There, I said it.
295
00:15:40,427 --> 00:15:42,160
Hey, easy, man.
296
00:15:42,195 --> 00:15:44,229
That's no way to talk
about a dead person.
297
00:15:44,264 --> 00:15:46,398
I talked about him like that when he was living.
I don't give a shit.
298
00:15:46,432 --> 00:15:49,168
Goddamn asshole thought
he was eighteen years old.
299
00:15:49,202 --> 00:15:51,503
Made life miserable for anyone
that even cared about him.
300
00:15:51,537 --> 00:15:52,771
Fuck Shane.
301
00:15:54,274 --> 00:15:56,542
Goddamn, well, you know what?
302
00:15:56,576 --> 00:16:00,246
Underneath your identical face, you
are nothing like your brother.
303
00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:02,181
I mean, I'm just floored that
you would say "Fuck Shane."
304
00:16:02,215 --> 00:16:04,350
That's because you're
a fucking idiot, too.
305
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,888
I want you to get out
of my truck right now.
306
00:16:07,922 --> 00:16:10,357
Your truck?
That's hilarious. KENNY.
307
00:16:10,392 --> 00:16:12,326
That's a good one.
308
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:15,496
You know, this truck is identical to the
one that's described on Shane's lease.
309
00:16:15,530 --> 00:16:18,332
I'm sure that's just
a coincidence? Right?
310
00:16:18,367 --> 00:16:20,635
Nope. Shane and I
had identical taste.
311
00:16:20,669 --> 00:16:23,137
Mmm.
We bought the same truck.
312
00:16:23,172 --> 00:16:25,006
The only difference is mine has
a cannon ball in the tailgate.
313
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,307
That's how we'd always
tell them apart.
314
00:16:26,341 --> 00:16:29,210
Are you kidding me?
Do you think we're idiots?
315
00:16:29,244 --> 00:16:30,611
Like we don't know
what's going on here?
316
00:16:30,646 --> 00:16:32,947
You know what? I've
had enough. Okay?
317
00:16:32,981 --> 00:16:34,883
I brought you out here tonight, to
show you how Shane used to live...
318
00:16:34,917 --> 00:16:37,252
And to fucking make you feel good.
319
00:16:37,286 --> 00:16:39,387
And instead all you been doing is
cussing him and throwing accusations.
320
00:16:39,422 --> 00:16:41,289
I want you out, go.
321
00:16:43,526 --> 00:16:44,927
Fine.
322
00:16:47,197 --> 00:16:49,131
These are the dumbest fucking
doors I've ever seen in my life.
323
00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:50,299
It's up and then in.
324
00:16:50,334 --> 00:16:51,968
Yeah, I
get it. Thanks.
325
00:16:54,137 --> 00:16:58,107
You know what? You and Shane were meant for each other.
Two peas in a fucking pod.
326
00:17:44,692 --> 00:17:47,027
Semi-decent turnout
to the funeral.
327
00:17:47,061 --> 00:17:49,696
These people are looking super sad.
328
00:17:49,730 --> 00:17:51,931
There's a lot of hot bes, though.
329
00:17:51,966 --> 00:17:54,334
This isn't what Shane would've wanted.
330
00:17:54,368 --> 00:17:56,002
Watch the truck.
331
00:17:56,036 --> 00:17:58,104
I'm gonna go pay my final respects.
332
00:18:05,246 --> 00:18:09,183
I just want to say a few
words about my grandson.
333
00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:11,786
He was always my little man.
334
00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:16,324
Even when he wasn't so little.
We're gonna miss you, little man.
335
00:18:30,404 --> 00:18:32,371
Don't bury him yet.
336
00:18:32,406 --> 00:18:34,440
I'd love to add to the speeches.
337
00:18:34,474 --> 00:18:36,976
Now maybe
338
00:18:37,010 --> 00:18:38,344
Oh, my fucking God.
339
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:42,849
I didn't mean to treat you bad
340
00:18:42,884 --> 00:18:45,185
But I did anyway
341
00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:47,088
Then maybe
342
00:18:48,323 --> 00:18:50,258
Your friends they stand around
343
00:18:50,292 --> 00:18:52,360
They watch you crumble
344
00:18:53,596 --> 00:18:55,830
As fall onto the ground
345
00:18:55,865 --> 00:18:57,798
And then someday
346
00:19:12,447 --> 00:19:14,114
What's wrong?
347
00:19:14,148 --> 00:19:16,483
Do you have a cigarette?
348
00:19:16,517 --> 00:19:18,418
No. I only smoke weed.
349
00:19:18,453 --> 00:19:21,521
I just couldn't handle
seeing my brother like that.
350
00:19:21,556 --> 00:19:23,189
Were you a friend of his?
351
00:19:23,224 --> 00:19:25,124
Um...
352
00:19:25,159 --> 00:19:27,293
Yeah, you could say that.
353
00:19:27,327 --> 00:19:29,729
Do you, do you want me to
come sit with you for awhile?
354
00:19:30,631 --> 00:19:31,631
That'd be nice.
355
00:19:31,665 --> 00:19:33,032
Okay.
356
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,383
End of intro to funeral speech.
357
00:19:49,486 --> 00:19:51,587
Good afternoon to everyone.
358
00:19:51,621 --> 00:19:55,457
I'm Kenny Powers,
and if you're here...
359
00:19:55,491 --> 00:19:58,393
Then you're someone Shane cared about.
360
00:19:58,427 --> 00:20:00,594
You're someone Shane loved.
361
00:20:00,629 --> 00:20:04,398
Or maybe you're just somebody who
has no business being here at all.
362
00:20:04,432 --> 00:20:06,967
Who's just here, because you think
it's gonna make you more popular.
363
00:20:07,001 --> 00:20:08,468
Like Ivan.
364
00:20:08,502 --> 00:20:11,003
Everyone's wondering why you're here.
365
00:20:11,038 --> 00:20:12,972
Because you didn't even know Shane.
Don't worry about it, though. It's cool.
366
00:20:13,006 --> 00:20:15,208
No one's complaining.
367
00:20:15,242 --> 00:20:17,877
You know, Shane and I used
to fuck around, big time.
368
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,679
We'd fucking party hard.
369
00:20:19,714 --> 00:20:21,415
We'd ride our vehicles around.
370
00:20:22,283 --> 00:20:24,051
Slay ass.
371
00:20:24,085 --> 00:20:26,287
We also watched a lot
of cinema films together.
372
00:20:26,321 --> 00:20:29,290
We loved the movie, Top Gun.
373
00:20:29,324 --> 00:20:32,527
Often times, we would
joke with each other...
374
00:20:32,561 --> 00:20:34,529
Who was Goose and who was Tom Cruise.
375
00:20:36,265 --> 00:20:38,634
Well, now that Shane is dead,
376
00:20:39,703 --> 00:20:42,438
I guess we know who is Goose.
377
00:20:42,473 --> 00:20:43,639
Oh my God.
378
00:20:43,674 --> 00:20:44,974
Shane is Goose.
379
00:20:45,008 --> 00:20:47,276
Because in that motion
picture, Goose dies, so...
380
00:20:47,311 --> 00:20:49,946
Shane is...is dead,
so he would be Goose.
381
00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:52,348
And that would make me Tom Cruise.
382
00:20:52,382 --> 00:20:54,116
I'm Tom Cruise, guys.
383
00:20:56,687 --> 00:21:00,456
Do you... Would
you like a hug?
384
00:21:00,491 --> 00:21:04,327
Yeah? Oh, it's all
right. It's okay.
385
00:21:04,362 --> 00:21:06,430
Well die.
We all die.
386
00:21:06,464 --> 00:21:08,333
Everyone at the
funeral, close your eyes.
387
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,735
Ojos fucking closos, now.
388
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,304
No, no you don't have to
close your eyes, everybody.
389
00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:14,406
Cole, I know your sad, dog.
390
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,208
Don't let your sadness
overcome, and make you rude.
391
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:20,245
Everyone, close your eyes.
Close your eyes, everybody.
392
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,680
Now picture Shane's face.
393
00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:24,248
Happy...
394
00:21:24,282 --> 00:21:27,250
Well-manicured
facial hair.
395
00:21:27,285 --> 00:21:30,620
His body youthful and full of life.
396
00:21:30,654 --> 00:21:32,288
Now picture Shane now.
397
00:21:33,490 --> 00:21:36,393
His cold, lifeless face.
398
00:21:36,427 --> 00:21:40,430
Eyeballs mushed and smashed in.
399
00:21:40,464 --> 00:21:44,067
Little strands of hair still
just coming off his head.
400
00:21:44,101 --> 00:21:46,969
Looks all scary, like
that little smart-ass...
401
00:21:47,004 --> 00:21:48,137
From Tales From the Crypt.
402
00:21:48,172 --> 00:21:49,238
The little
crypt-keeper guy.
403
00:21:49,273 --> 00:21:52,275
That's the kind of skeleton
that Shane is now.
404
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:55,445
Open your eyes.
Everyone open them.
405
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,114
What do you see?
406
00:21:58,249 --> 00:21:59,917
You see me.
407
00:21:59,951 --> 00:22:03,386
Shane now lives through
me. I have his power.
408
00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:15,833
Oh, I wanna fuck you...
409
00:22:15,867 --> 00:22:19,236
Get that dick out.
Get your belt, get your belt!
410
00:22:19,270 --> 00:22:21,271
Get your pussy
out, get your pussy out.
411
00:22:21,305 --> 00:22:24,007
Not only do I have the fuel
of Kenny Powers inside of me,
412
00:22:24,041 --> 00:22:27,377
I now have all of Shane's
fucking powers too.
413
00:22:27,411 --> 00:22:31,114
So anyone who wants to step up
to this shit, better recognize.
414
00:22:38,356 --> 00:22:40,257
Not that one, we
already heard that one.
415
00:22:40,291 --> 00:22:42,792
This, this next song is the one
for this part of the funeral.
416
00:22:44,628 --> 00:22:46,395
This is Shane's favorite song, guys.
417
00:23:04,215 --> 00:23:07,584
Me too! Oh!
418
00:23:07,619 --> 00:23:10,788
Sorry you didn't meet him
419
00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:13,491
But I'm glad we talked
420
00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:14,793
Yeah.
421
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,594
Oh I
422
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:19,897
Oh I'm still alive
423
00:23:19,931 --> 00:23:23,133
Oh...
Okay, get off me now.
424
00:23:24,035 --> 00:23:25,569
Mmm, mmm...
425
00:23:25,604 --> 00:23:28,005
Sorry... I have to...
426
00:23:28,039 --> 00:23:29,373
I gotta go...
427
00:23:29,407 --> 00:23:31,208
No, stay...
No, I...
428
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:33,209
No...watch the funeral.
Please?
429
00:23:33,244 --> 00:23:34,411
No, stay...
Watch the funeral.
430
00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:39,349
I love you!
No, you don't...
431
00:23:42,019 --> 00:23:43,386
Oh, God.
432
00:23:54,466 --> 00:23:56,700
Stop, stop, stop...
433
00:23:57,702 --> 00:23:59,036
Kenny, give it!
434
00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:00,104
This is what Shane would've wanted.
435
00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:01,906
Give it! Ugh...
436
00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:03,374
I'm still alive!
437
00:24:08,347 --> 00:24:10,014
Stevie!
438
00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:11,215
Stevie!
439
00:24:28,201 --> 00:24:28,266
What's with the human chain?
440
00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:32,070
You guys trying to play Red Rover?
441
00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:34,272
It's a funny thing, Kenny.
442
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,741
The VIN number on your truck,
matches Shane's VIN number.
443
00:24:38,710 --> 00:24:40,110
You don't even like him.
444
00:24:40,144 --> 00:24:42,112
Get out of the fucking truck.
445
00:24:52,522 --> 00:24:54,856
Jesus Christ!
446
00:24:54,891 --> 00:24:57,326
Goddamn moron!
Fucking...
447
00:25:00,630 --> 00:25:03,232
He gave it to me.
448
00:25:08,405 --> 00:25:10,506
He gave it to me!
449
00:25:18,081 --> 00:25:19,515
What the hell is that smell?
450
00:25:20,918 --> 00:25:22,585
I puked myself.
451
00:25:25,323 --> 00:25:27,858
Oh, Jesus.
452
00:25:27,892 --> 00:25:31,929
I left my mobile cellular smart
phone in the center console.
453
00:25:31,963 --> 00:25:33,197
Please call it.
454
00:25:47,510 --> 00:25:50,077
It went to voicemail.
455
00:25:50,112 --> 00:25:54,881
Hello, uh, Kenny's phone.
Uh, well, I believe this is Cole.
456
00:25:55,001 --> 00:25:58,519
Uh, this is Steve...
Did, uh...
457
00:26:00,321 --> 00:26:03,457
That's my phone. Now
nobody has a phone.
458
00:26:03,492 --> 00:26:06,427
That was dumb, Kenny.
Now nobody has a phone.
459
00:26:06,495 --> 00:26:08,296
Where is this battery?
460
00:26:08,330 --> 00:26:09,764
Now nobody has a phone.
461
00:26:20,243 --> 00:26:22,678
How about a bedtime story?
462
00:26:22,713 --> 00:26:25,348
After all my years
as a traveling salesman,
463
00:26:25,383 --> 00:26:28,118
I finally was gonna get
into the Mile High Club.
464
00:26:28,152 --> 00:26:30,854
When I unzipped my
pants and slipped my...
465
00:26:30,888 --> 00:26:33,857
Pixie stick into her
Barbie dream house.
466
00:26:33,891 --> 00:26:36,860
I thought I would blow
my Big League Chew.
467
00:26:36,894 --> 00:26:40,796
Instead, I concentrated on her huge...
468
00:26:40,831 --> 00:26:44,701
Party balloons and pepperonis.
469
00:26:46,304 --> 00:26:50,073
And when I inserted a fingerinto her Play-Doh factory,
470
00:26:52,109 --> 00:26:56,879
I pulled out just in timeto shoot my pacifier...
471
00:26:56,914 --> 00:26:59,182
All over her beautiful, shaved, uh...
472
00:27:02,153 --> 00:27:03,886
Her beautiful, shaved lamp.
473
00:27:05,822 --> 00:27:08,991
Then I shook the porridge...
474
00:27:09,025 --> 00:27:11,760
Off of my LEGO sword.
475
00:27:11,794 --> 00:27:13,629
And smiled warmly.
476
00:27:13,663 --> 00:27:19,402
Knowing she was satisfied
by her shivering...baby crib.
477
00:27:20,338 --> 00:27:21,638
The End.
478
00:27:45,317 --> 00:27:56,308
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