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Save Greendale Committee,
please welcome
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our newest member,
math teacher Ben Chang.
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Okay, let's get serious.
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I've compiled a short list
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of the most immediate
Greendale emergencies.
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Is deforestation on the list?
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I, for one, am glad
that this is happening.
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What this school needs
is a band of heroes,
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champions willing to rise up
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and "get all those potatoes
out of the gym."
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We're like House Vagadosh
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in the HBO original series
Bloodlines of Conquest.
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Bloodlines of Conquest.
That's my show right there.
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- That is a good show.
- They really get the incest right.
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What the hell
is Bloodlines of Conquest?
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It's a medieval fantasy series.
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It's based on these great books
that nobody seems to read. It's great.
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It's got betrayal, boobs,
espionage, dragons.
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Oh, wait, dragons?
Is that a spoiler?
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I just started season one.
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I don't start watching shows
until they're so popular
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that watching them
is no longer a statement.
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So because
you're three seasons behind,
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we have to live in a fantasy world
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where there's
no such thing as dragons?
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Do we also have to pretend that
Lord Stevarios is still alive?
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[All gasp]
Thanks, Abed.
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How about I just buy all the
Bloodlines of Conquest books,
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read ahead, and spoil
the whole series for you?
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That's insane. That's something
an insane person would do.
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Knuckleheads, focus.
Item one,
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the Greendale student census
is out of date.
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Britta, Abed, why don't you
partner up on that one?
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Give you a chance
to squash this beef.
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Next, the midterm dance is tonight.
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Who wants to be
on the decorating committee?
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- Mm.
- [Clears throat]
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- Fine, I'll do it.
- I'll do it.
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- I will be on that committee.
- Me too.
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Are you guys volunteering
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because you think
I'll do all the work?
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- I wouldn't.
- No. Not at all.
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I don't care enough to lie, so no.
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I will reward that honesty
by giving you something easy.
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A bulletin board fell down
in the cafeteria a couple months ago.
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Think you can get it hung back up?
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- I'll give it a drive-by.
- Great.
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We have now completed
our first task,
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- "Have a Productive Meeting!"
- [Giggling]
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For every task that we complete,
a star goes on the task wall!
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[Bird tweets]
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[All scream]
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Give me some rope
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Tie me to dream
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Give me the hope
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To run out of steam
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Somebody said it can be here
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We could be roped up,
tied up, dead in a year
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I can't count the reasons
I should stay
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One by one,
they all just fade away
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Sync and corrected by Elderfel
www.addic7ed.com
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Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Brince Ironstone's daughter
is his mother!
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Brince Ironstone's daughter
is his mother!
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Hi there.
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Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org
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What can I do for you?
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Can you get me a drill,
a couple of screws,
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- and a bulletin board?
- No, I cannot.
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Okay, I tried. Bye.
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You wanna hang a bulletin board,
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you need to get a work order
from the head janitor.
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They get more powerful than you?
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Hello, I'm taking the school census.
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Please fill out this form,
but don't talk to me. I can't hear.
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Are you deaf? But you read lips?
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Barbagarbagarba garbabarbabarba?
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That was gibberish. You're good.
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I wish I knew sign language.
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Are you going to have another
intense burst of compatibility
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with a girl we never see again?
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I can't hear you.
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The midterm dance
will need a visual theme,
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like "let's blow off steam,"
and it's trains.
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- I have an idea.
- Chang, your last idea was to murder.
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- Edison. The bulletin board's a no-go.
- Really?
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So you did your best,
and this task just...
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eludes you?
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I have a lifetime
of experience with red tape.
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I know when to walk away.
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- Yeah, you do.
- Hey, Edison.
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The system is lazy.
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I have integrity,
too much to deal with any of it.
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- I'll do it myself.
- And I would love to watch you try.
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Okay.
I am on bulletin board duty.
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You guys are in charge
of the dance.
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- Oh, Professor Pushpin!
- [Laughing]
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Jerry, Carlo, Crazy Schmidt.
I'm Annie.
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- You learned our names.
- I did.
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Crazy Schmidt, how are
C.J.'s clarinet lessons going?
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Whoa.
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Well, she's having a little trouble
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with his left finger lifts,
but she's getting there.
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Annie, do you want
that bulletin board hung up?
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Let me put in a work order for you.
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There you go.
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That should happen
in three to six business months.
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[Laughing]
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Any way we could
bump that up a little,
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so it's somewhere above...
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"Lower flag for Reagan's death?"
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You gotta talk to a custodian
for that, we're janitors.
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There's a difference?
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We were just starting to like you.
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Had enough?
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I'm just getting started.
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What was your stumbling block,
being nice?
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Look, I admire your idealism,
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but my guess is
that you will be crying uncle
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before that board ever goes up.
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Game on, baby.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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What? God.
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This isn't over!
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Here we go.
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You wanted to get dirty.
This is where it starts.
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Deputy Custodian Lapari,
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Annie Edison from
the Save Greendale Committee,
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how's your daughter's soccer...
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I'm sorry, this is a closed function.
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We do not discuss business
at custodial mixers.
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But your daughter, soccer.
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Daughter, soccer.
Yes, thanks for coming.
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Hey, get a load
of that wood burnt sign.
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Did Mr. Whitney in woodshop
make that for you guys?
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Yes, that is a Whitney original.
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Oh! You know, I noticed
that Whitney's bathroom
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has this amazing toilet.
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Flushes like a DC-10 turbine.
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Probably exceeds code,
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but what's wrong with a little
friendship between departments?
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Now how can our committee
be your friend?
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Bob?
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[Laughing]
Excuse me.
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Chief Custodian Bob Waite,
Buzz Hickey, Annie Edison.
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Hickey and Edison,
something in the job queue...
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Bulletin board.
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Yeah, we were hoping
to get that up...
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Let's take a walk.
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That's quite a spread, Bob.
I'm impressed.
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Well, it's election time.
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If I don't break out
the fancy sausages,
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my ass goes
in the grinder next January.
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Keeping my people happy,
it's an uphill battle.
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For example, look at this.
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A lot of the websites we try and visit
get blocked by this weird filter thing.
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Now let's say I wanted
to move a work order for a bulletin board
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from the bottom of the queue
to the top.
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Now how can I do that
when I'm dealing with this?
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They want their porn unblocked.
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Then they'll give you your board.
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That's what that was?
How did you know?
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Did you investigate pornography
when you were a cop?
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- Eh, something like that.
- So he wants a bribe.
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[Laughs]
Welcome to the labyrinth, kid.
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Only there ain't no puppets or
bisexual rock stars down here.
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And at the center of it all,
if you're lucky,
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a piece of cork and a few pins.
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So what, is it worth it?
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Is that what a bulletin board
is to you, Professor?
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A piece of cork?
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That's not what it is
to people that lose their pets,
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people that need rides,
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people whose bad bands
need bad bass players.
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To them, every pushpin has
the power to change the future.
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So yes, Professor, it's worth it.
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I know a lady
in the I.T. Department.
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Okay, I'll put some food
on the tables,
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we'll lower the lights,
and that's a midterm dance.
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I guess it could use
a little something theme-wise.
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I have an idea.
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"Bear Down for Midterms."
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- What?
- "Bear Down for Midterms."
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You can't just repeat it.
You need to explain yourself.
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It's midterm time.
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- Mm-hmm.
- People have to bear down,
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study hard, get to work.
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It's "Bear Down for Midterms."
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Is there a dot I'm not connecting?
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- Uh-uh.
- It's a play on words.
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- "Bear down" is an expression.
- I know the expression, Chang.
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"Fly on the wall"
is an expression,
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but if I want to pitch
"Fly on the Wall for Midterms,"
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you might ask,
"What do you mean?"
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[Crying]
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Chang? Are you crying?
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I understand
I've been crazy in the past,
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but...that doesn't make it
any less frustrating
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to be completely dismissed
like this.
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I don't know if you guys even
see me as human anymore.
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I don't know
if it's like a joke to you.
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Are all Asian men like a joke?
If it's like a racial thing.
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No! No!
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I've paid for my crimes.
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Underneath all the craziness,
I am still a human, and I...
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I do want to make
a difference and...
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Can you respect that? Please?
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Chang...
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What can we do here?
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Bear Down for Midterms.
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- Okay.
- Okay, well...
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We'll...put up some bear things?
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We'll bear down. For midterms.
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Okay.
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You want me to lift web restrictions
solely for custodial?
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They need to have full access,
so they can research, um...
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custodian stuff.
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If the filter
is mistakenly blocking a site,
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they just need to submit
the url, and I can...
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- Okay, what do you want?
- Excuse me?
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Tell us what we can do for you
so that you can do this for us.
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Oh. Cool.
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I... I didn't know
it could work that way.
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I guess I could use decent parking.
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Right now
they make me park in Annex B.
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Like a...
[sighs]
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lunch lady.
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Our committee can talk to parking.
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But, Debra, let's be clear.
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I want everything to get
through that porn blocker.
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- What do you mean everything?
- Everything!
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Understood.
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[Laughing]
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I'm very happy right now.
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- So just bears everywhere?
- Yep.
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And then we'll have
some cakes, party hats,
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birthday stuff!
[Chuckles]
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This is coming together
better than I thought.
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00:10:44,167 --> 00:10:46,435
I'm sorry, birthday stuff?
252
00:10:46,469 --> 00:10:48,237
- Yes, Duncan.
- Okay, I'm sorry.
253
00:10:48,271 --> 00:10:50,239
Birthday stuff.
254
00:10:50,273 --> 00:10:52,174
Well, I've been sad to see
that bulletin board down
255
00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:54,409
in the cafeteria for so long.
256
00:10:54,444 --> 00:10:56,211
I've always had a passion
for bulletins.
257
00:10:56,246 --> 00:10:57,713
If parking for the I.T. guy
258
00:10:57,747 --> 00:11:00,249
puts that board back
where it belongs,
259
00:11:00,283 --> 00:11:01,483
I won't stand in the way.
260
00:11:01,517 --> 00:11:04,319
You know what you need...
speaking as a fan of bulletins...
261
00:11:04,354 --> 00:11:07,022
you need to have the Dean
appoint someone to oversee them,
262
00:11:07,056 --> 00:11:09,825
to make sure bulletins
stay organized and protected.
263
00:11:09,859 --> 00:11:11,226
I'll do it.
We could look into that.
264
00:11:11,261 --> 00:11:14,229
Well, not to be that guy,
but, uh...
265
00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:19,268
You think you could look into
that before I do this for you?
266
00:11:19,302 --> 00:11:20,802
You want to control
all the bulletin boards
267
00:11:20,837 --> 00:11:22,004
in the school...why?
268
00:11:22,038 --> 00:11:24,440
You might want to start
talking turkey, Waldron,
269
00:11:24,474 --> 00:11:26,175
because the Macy's parade
is almost over,
270
00:11:26,209 --> 00:11:27,676
and grandma's getting drunk.
271
00:11:27,710 --> 00:11:29,878
Do you know where my department's power
comes from, Miss Edison?
272
00:11:29,913 --> 00:11:31,980
- Parking spaces.
- Wrong.
273
00:11:32,015 --> 00:11:34,449
There was plenty of space
to park in dinosaur times,
274
00:11:34,484 --> 00:11:37,019
but not one single
parking department.
275
00:11:37,053 --> 00:11:39,555
My power comes from a scarcity
of parking,
276
00:11:39,589 --> 00:11:42,191
just like your dad's comes
from a lack of hugs.
277
00:11:42,225 --> 00:11:43,759
And you know what takes
my power away?
278
00:11:43,793 --> 00:11:45,093
Carpools.
279
00:11:45,128 --> 00:11:47,996
Carpools organized
through ride shares.
280
00:11:48,031 --> 00:11:50,455
Ride shares posted
on bulletin boards.
281
00:11:50,467 --> 00:11:53,902
You can take the books off your head
because we're done posturing.
282
00:11:53,937 --> 00:11:56,271
You want me to talk turkey,
well, gobble gobble.
283
00:11:56,306 --> 00:11:58,073
I want ride shares gone.
284
00:11:58,108 --> 00:12:00,742
- Let's get out of here.
- All right.
285
00:12:00,777 --> 00:12:04,413
- What?
- I'll talk to the Dean.
286
00:12:06,181 --> 00:12:08,767
__
287
00:12:09,347 --> 00:12:12,452
__
288
00:12:12,587 --> 00:12:14,207
__
289
00:12:15,083 --> 00:12:16,421
__
290
00:12:16,659 --> 00:12:19,795
I must say, I don't know what we did,
but we sure did the hell out of it.
291
00:12:19,829 --> 00:12:22,664
I guess the key to dance decoration
is just pick an idea.
292
00:12:22,699 --> 00:12:25,300
And then bear down.
Right, buddy?
293
00:12:25,335 --> 00:12:26,568
Here are your sodas.
294
00:12:26,603 --> 00:12:28,537
Oh...my God.
295
00:12:28,571 --> 00:12:30,706
- Yeah, pretty great.
- Yeah. Bear down, baby.
296
00:12:30,740 --> 00:12:34,109
Too soon, you guys.
This is way too soon.
297
00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:36,044
- Too soon for wha...
- Too soon for this!
298
00:12:36,079 --> 00:12:38,881
After this morning in Wisconsin?
299
00:12:38,915 --> 00:12:40,716
Bear breaks loose
at a kid's birthday party,
300
00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:41,750
mauls a whole bunch of people?
301
00:12:41,784 --> 00:12:43,018
Why am I explaining this
302
00:12:43,052 --> 00:12:47,155
when this is obviously
a ghoulish reference to it?
303
00:12:47,190 --> 00:12:49,324
The news has been covering it
all morning!
304
00:12:52,862 --> 00:12:55,164
[Snaps]
That where I got the idea.
305
00:12:55,198 --> 00:12:56,732
You know how sometimes
you hear something
306
00:12:56,766 --> 00:12:58,000
and forget you heard it,
307
00:12:58,034 --> 00:12:59,268
but you think
you came up with...
308
00:12:59,302 --> 00:13:00,769
Oh, man. This is bad.
309
00:13:00,803 --> 00:13:03,939
[Snaps]
We're in crisis mode now.
310
00:13:03,973 --> 00:13:06,508
We really messed up, you guys.
311
00:13:06,543 --> 00:13:09,978
An office
of bulletin board oversight.
312
00:13:10,013 --> 00:13:11,580
Ah, what a novel idea.
313
00:13:11,614 --> 00:13:13,081
I'm gonna fill out this form
right away.
314
00:13:13,116 --> 00:13:15,417
But first, a toast.
315
00:13:15,451 --> 00:13:17,119
To hanging a bulletin board...
316
00:13:17,153 --> 00:13:20,255
Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
317
00:13:20,290 --> 00:13:23,292
Uh, first time toasting?
Get in here, buddy.
318
00:13:23,326 --> 00:13:25,594
Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
319
00:13:25,628 --> 00:13:26,862
I'm not saying that.
320
00:13:26,896 --> 00:13:30,966
Ah, well, I hate to be that guy,
321
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,968
but I'm not signing this form
322
00:13:33,002 --> 00:13:37,172
until Professor Hickey says
"Easy peasy, lemon squeezy."
323
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:39,641
Damn it, Annie. Don't do this.
324
00:13:39,676 --> 00:13:41,977
Whatever you've got in your butt,
325
00:13:42,011 --> 00:13:43,345
can we get it out later?
326
00:13:43,379 --> 00:13:45,747
When, after he signs it?
After it's all too late?
327
00:13:45,782 --> 00:13:48,517
- Annie?
- You petty old man.
328
00:13:48,551 --> 00:13:50,018
When we started this,
329
00:13:50,053 --> 00:13:52,087
I thought you'd get a taste
of the system and spit it out,
330
00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:54,256
not open a bottling plant.
331
00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:56,325
You're just like all the people that...
332
00:13:56,359 --> 00:13:58,327
What?
The people that put you here?
333
00:13:58,361 --> 00:14:01,797
The people in the big machine
that made you fail?
334
00:14:01,831 --> 00:14:03,599
You went from being a cop
335
00:14:03,633 --> 00:14:06,335
to teaching criminology
because of the system, right?
336
00:14:06,369 --> 00:14:07,836
Unfortunately for Greendale,
337
00:14:07,871 --> 00:14:09,838
you have to prove it
by getting nothing done.
338
00:14:09,873 --> 00:14:11,573
Well, here's a bulletin for you...
339
00:14:11,608 --> 00:14:14,776
"Annie Edison
doesn't get nothing done."
340
00:14:14,811 --> 00:14:15,944
Yow.
341
00:14:15,979 --> 00:14:17,780
And where should I put
that bulletin, Edison,
342
00:14:17,814 --> 00:14:20,783
on a sham piece of cork
controlled by a parking guy
343
00:14:20,817 --> 00:14:24,052
that lights his cigars
on student ride shares?
344
00:14:24,087 --> 00:14:27,523
[Gasps]
My God, Annie.
345
00:14:27,557 --> 00:14:29,591
What kind of labyrinth
have you created?
346
00:14:29,626 --> 00:14:32,828
Certainly not the magic kind
with puppets and macho rock stars.
347
00:14:32,862 --> 00:14:34,329
You whored yourself out, kid.
348
00:14:34,364 --> 00:14:36,365
You wanted that board so bad
349
00:14:36,399 --> 00:14:38,467
that you made every board
on campus worthless,
350
00:14:38,501 --> 00:14:43,505
and in doing so made the school
just a shade dirtier.
351
00:14:43,540 --> 00:14:45,974
I thought better of you, young lady.
352
00:14:46,009 --> 00:14:49,545
Oh, man. This got Sorkin-y.
353
00:14:49,579 --> 00:14:52,614
Yeah, well, I didn't think
anything in particular of you,
354
00:14:52,649 --> 00:14:56,185
and now I see why!
355
00:14:56,219 --> 00:15:00,656
Okay, I didn't follow most of that,
but it feels like I ought to do this.
356
00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:01,924
Hmm?
357
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,621
Oh, hey, Annie.
358
00:15:09,656 --> 00:15:11,337
Um... What do you think?
359
00:15:11,371 --> 00:15:13,973
"Fat Dog for Midterms"?
360
00:15:14,007 --> 00:15:15,341
- Yeah!
- Pretty cool.
361
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:17,509
- I don't understand.
- It's an expression.
362
00:15:17,544 --> 00:15:18,677
"Fat Dog for Midterm."
363
00:15:18,712 --> 00:15:20,479
Like, don't sweat it, fat dog it.
364
00:15:20,513 --> 00:15:23,415
Hang out, relax,
like a fat dog. Bah!
365
00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:24,717
You can look it up on Wikipedia.
366
00:15:24,751 --> 00:15:26,518
- There's an entry in there.
- Yep.
367
00:15:26,553 --> 00:15:28,620
I never...uh...okay.
368
00:15:28,655 --> 00:15:31,657
I just... I feel like I'm missing...
369
00:15:31,691 --> 00:15:33,125
You know, Annie, um...
370
00:15:33,159 --> 00:15:37,096
Sometimes it feels like
you don't take us seriously.
371
00:15:37,130 --> 00:15:38,197
Aww.
372
00:15:38,231 --> 00:15:40,265
Yeah, I guess we bring it on ourselves,
but it's still pretty frustrating.
373
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,234
Annie, is this a race thing?
374
00:15:42,268 --> 00:15:44,970
- Race!
- No! God, no!
375
00:15:45,005 --> 00:15:46,505
You guys!
376
00:15:46,539 --> 00:15:48,140
I accept that it's an expression,
377
00:15:48,174 --> 00:15:49,942
but I don't see the connection to...
378
00:15:49,976 --> 00:15:52,511
You're overthinking, Annie.
It's decorating.
379
00:15:52,545 --> 00:15:55,114
Just pick an idea
and bear down on it.
380
00:15:55,148 --> 00:15:57,583
Um, really poor choice
of words, Ben... Too soon.
381
00:15:57,617 --> 00:15:58,951
But you guys are right.
382
00:15:58,985 --> 00:16:01,553
I'm sorry.
I've had a really hard day.
383
00:16:01,588 --> 00:16:03,422
I need to just...
384
00:16:03,456 --> 00:16:05,691
fat dog this concept.
385
00:16:05,725 --> 00:16:08,327
- Fat dog!
- Fat dog it, baby!
386
00:16:13,589 --> 00:16:15,880
__
387
00:16:16,115 --> 00:16:17,747
__
388
00:16:19,206 --> 00:16:23,000
__
389
00:16:23,109 --> 00:16:25,488
__
390
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:27,923
__
391
00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:30,746
__
392
00:16:30,881 --> 00:16:33,269
__
393
00:16:33,374 --> 00:16:36,227
__
394
00:16:37,991 --> 00:16:42,251
__
395
00:16:43,797 --> 00:16:45,664
Thank you.
396
00:16:47,233 --> 00:16:50,615
I'm sorry, Abed,
but to the spoiler goes the victory.
397
00:16:50,650 --> 00:16:51,737
But I really liked her.
398
00:16:51,771 --> 00:16:54,020
She probably likes you too,
but she also likes cash.
399
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,874
I'm devastated.
400
00:16:55,909 --> 00:16:58,811
Now I feel bad. But...
401
00:16:58,845 --> 00:17:00,813
You learned a lesson,
402
00:17:00,847 --> 00:17:05,517
and I gave a differently abled
person a job.
403
00:17:05,552 --> 00:17:08,387
Oh, no, now I really feel bad.
Wait, no. Come back!
404
00:17:08,421 --> 00:17:10,689
Let's be fat dogs about this.
405
00:17:16,496 --> 00:17:19,331
Hello.
What happened to you?
406
00:17:19,366 --> 00:17:22,552
- Nothing. You never called.
- I'm sorry.
407
00:17:22,587 --> 00:17:24,378
That was the year of the gas leak,
408
00:17:24,413 --> 00:17:26,206
but I won't use that as an excuse.
409
00:17:26,241 --> 00:17:28,775
I can be inconsiderate
and a lot of other things.
410
00:17:28,810 --> 00:17:30,296
Me too.
411
00:17:30,331 --> 00:17:32,297
I guess I could've
put in some effort.
412
00:17:32,332 --> 00:17:33,895
Would you like to go
to lunch sometime?
413
00:17:33,930 --> 00:17:37,659
No, I'd like to go to dinner.
Now.
414
00:17:37,694 --> 00:17:39,177
I can do that.
415
00:17:39,212 --> 00:17:42,093
I started this coat check
without permission anyway.
416
00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:44,523
[Roxy music's More Than This]
417
00:17:54,701 --> 00:17:58,270
I could feel at the time
418
00:17:58,304 --> 00:18:02,507
There was no way of knowing
419
00:18:02,542 --> 00:18:05,978
Fallen leaves in the night
420
00:18:06,012 --> 00:18:10,816
Who can say
where they're blowing
421
00:18:10,850 --> 00:18:14,553
As free as the wind
422
00:18:14,587 --> 00:18:17,322
Hopefully learning
423
00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:21,426
Why the sea on the tide
424
00:18:21,461 --> 00:18:24,396
Has no way of turning
425
00:18:28,168 --> 00:18:31,003
More than this
426
00:18:31,037 --> 00:18:35,474
You know there's nothing
427
00:18:35,508 --> 00:18:36,575
More than this
428
00:18:36,609 --> 00:18:38,977
[Drilling]
429
00:18:51,991 --> 00:18:55,527
Excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me, excuse me.
430
00:18:55,561 --> 00:18:57,162
Excuse me!
431
00:18:57,196 --> 00:18:58,564
[Sighs]
432
00:19:02,602 --> 00:19:04,803
[Screaming]
433
00:19:04,837 --> 00:19:08,006
[All shouting]
434
00:19:14,147 --> 00:19:16,615
All right, all right! Enough!
435
00:19:20,353 --> 00:19:25,090
[Sighs]
Let's go.
436
00:19:29,729 --> 00:19:32,898
- Thanks.
- Thanks.
437
00:19:34,867 --> 00:19:36,635
Let's do it again!
438
00:19:36,669 --> 00:19:38,070
There's a brand-new dance
439
00:19:38,104 --> 00:19:39,471
Based on an old phrase
440
00:19:39,505 --> 00:19:41,373
It's called the fat dog,
and it will amaze
441
00:19:41,407 --> 00:19:43,942
You've heard this expression
your entire life
442
00:19:43,977 --> 00:19:46,078
It's not made up,
it's not made up
443
00:19:46,112 --> 00:19:48,680
There's a brand-new dance
based on an old phrase
444
00:19:48,715 --> 00:19:50,916
It's called the fat dog,
and it will amaze
445
00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:52,317
You've heard this expression
446
00:19:52,352 --> 00:19:55,287
It's a bear dance!
447
00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:58,164
[Groans]
448
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:08,507
[Dial tone]
449
00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:12,678
You've reached
Greendale Faculty Office Supply.
450
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:15,014
For pencils, pens, and markers,
press one.
451
00:20:15,016 --> 00:20:17,183
For tape, glue, and adhesives,
press two.
452
00:20:17,185 --> 00:20:19,718
For staples, paper clips,
and fasteners, press three.
453
00:20:19,788 --> 00:20:22,603
For Marigold, press four.
454
00:20:24,859 --> 00:20:27,226
Marigold.
For Obsidian, press one.
455
00:20:27,228 --> 00:20:29,586
For Aqua Cerulean, press two.
456
00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:33,566
For Arcadia, press three.
457
00:20:33,568 --> 00:20:36,936
Enter activation code.
458
00:20:39,206 --> 00:20:43,109
Confirmed. Arcadia initiated.
459
00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:46,012
- What's your clearance level?
- Top.
460
00:20:46,014 --> 00:20:48,114
You really want
to activate this, sir?
461
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:50,449
Yeah. Oh! No. No!
462
00:20:50,451 --> 00:20:51,784
Can you... Cancel it.
463
00:20:51,786 --> 00:20:53,786
Wait, who are you?
Who... Who is this?
464
00:20:53,788 --> 00:20:55,154
It's not... I'm...
465
00:20:55,156 --> 00:21:01,127
[Plane flying overhead]
466
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:03,896
[Sighs]
467
00:21:03,898 --> 00:21:07,005
Right in front of you, stupid.
468
00:21:07,306 --> 00:21:13,215
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