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- Manny.
- Hm.
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- Manny.
- Hm.
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- (Sighs) Manny.
- Ah-ah.
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What time is it? Can we close up yet?
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Hey, you're still open. It's Friday night.
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Friday night? We should have
been closed hours ago.
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Time to get out of these work clothes.
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Look, Bernard, look at my new phone.
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It's got web access, it's got a camera,
it can do everything.
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- Can it stop boring conversations?
- No, none of them can do that.
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Mine can. Shut up about your phone.
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I think tonight's
gonna be something special.
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- We should open our best bottle.
- Not the £4.49!
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Tonight's the night. This is
the stuff Napoleon would have drunk
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if he'd been a bit strapped
and he couldn't get anything else.
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Mm. Mm! Audacious.
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Mm. Look at the robe on that.
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Mm. (Sniffs) Ah, strawberry notes.
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I'm getting caramel, I'm getting bitumen.
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I'm getting red wine up my nose!
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Notice anything different about me?
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You've turned into a heron.
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No.
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Wait a minute, I've got it.
Your ears are bigger.
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My hair! Isn't it perfect? Aren't I divine?
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I'm more me than I've ever been.
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I can't believe you didn't notice.
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Men have a different way of noticing
hair. Which is not noticing it.
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Gianni, my stylist,
only charged me 85 quid.
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My stylist is free.
He's called Manicio.
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I do it with a bread knife. Zip, zip, zip.
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- I'm feeling a bit top-heavy.
- Ahh.
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Mm. Mm. S...
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Mm. (Trills)
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Why am I here,
wasting my hair on your eyes?
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I should be getting slavishly admired.
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Ah, but you will.
Because tonight... we go out.
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- Why?
- Cos it's Friday.
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It's Friday night.
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It was Friday night last week
and it'll be Friday night every week
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- He's right. We should go out.
- What are the options?
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- Erm... cinema.
- No smoking.
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- Bowling.
- Can't do the shoe thing.
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- Theatre.
- (AII laugh)
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What about a restaurant?
We could try Yo! Liver.
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- I know of a party.
- What party?
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- My friends John and Ann. Teachers.
- What's the place like?
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Big kitchen/living room. Friendly place.
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Right. So, it's a fridge-centred
25 to 40s party.
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Chilli-shaped fairy lights,
beer in the bath.
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Lots of yuppies, dinkies and yummies.
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Lively fun but it won't
get out of hand. Yes, I'm listening.
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- My hair says, "Go, baby!"
- Yes!
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- Sounds awful. How far is it?
- Two minutes.
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Too far. We're not going.
We've got all we need here.
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Oh, that means it's just us three again.
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- We could sit in the garden.
- (Both) Garden?
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There's a garden out the back.
I'm sure it's still there.
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Come on.
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(Traffic humming)
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Right, so you don't want
to sit in the garden.
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We'll just have a nice glass of wine, OK?
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There's more here somewhere.
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Ooh, no. No, there isn't, Bernard.
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Friday night, no booze.
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Crisis. What can we do?
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I know, we'll go to the party.
That's what we'll do!
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I am picking up a certain keenness
from you about this party.
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- There's no other reason to go?
- Absolutely not.
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- Except there is a... girl.
- A what?
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Girl. She's gonna be there.
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I've met her before
and I was hoping to meet her again.
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We don't have to wait for Bernard.
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It has to be all three.
If I go with you and get talking to her,
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then you'll be hovering, hovering.
And a girl gets awkward, awkward.
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Because she thinks that
you and I are a thing, thing.
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But all three of us go, then I catch
her eye, peel off, natural, natural.
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We need Bernard to get to my person.
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You know I don't approve
of you seeing other girls... people.
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Who is she, this so-called person?
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Rowena. She's a friend of Ann's.
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Oh, I see. Ro-weena.
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Ro-weeena.
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(Farting noise)
And what am I supposed to do
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when you do the underpants-Charleston
with this insane, blind tart?
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Why are you so angry?
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- I always get angry when I'm furious.
- It's no big deal.
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Before you move to the country
to raise your bearded freak circus...
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What's she like?
What are her prospects?
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- She's nice.
- Oh, she's nice?
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Don't make me get sick
into my own scorn.
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Does she play the viola? Embroider?
Is she kind to the servants?
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I just know that I like her.
And there's a chance she likes me.
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- That's all.
- Right, we are going to this party.
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Cos I'm trying to picture
this girl who likes you.
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And all I can see is you in a dress.
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- Come on, come on.
- Oh, oh, wait. We can't go yet.
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- (Both) Why?
- I need my kit.
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Kazoo. Snuff.
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Thimbles. Amulet.
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Swabs. Plums.
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It's things to accidentally
leave behind, near to Rowena.
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She'll find them later
and I can ring her up.
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Can't you just ring and say,
"I'd like to see you again"?
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Don't be stupid.
I don't want her to think I'm gay.
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- Can we go now?
- Yeah. Let's par...
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Don't you dare you the word "party"
as a verb in this shop!
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Let's p... otter along
in order to attend the party.
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- Fran, get the wine.
- Sure.
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What? Lies! Subterfuge!
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Seething corruption!
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(Drunken singing, crashing about)
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(Man) Oi! You lot! Be quiet!
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(AIl) Shut up!
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(Bernard) Is it here?
(Fran) No. Here. You live... here.
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(Bernard) The key won't go in the thing!
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- Bernard, you're using your finger.
- Oh, yeah.
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- My hair. Is my hair still good?
- Yeah, you're a vision.
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See? I told you about hair power.
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Three blokes put their phone numbers
into my new phone.
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Look.
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I'm dancing.
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- Why aren't you dancing?
- There's no music.
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Sing us a song, then. You're Irish.
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That's what the Irish do
after a drink, isn't it?
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What would I sing?
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Mm... something about cliffs
and a girl with golden black hair.
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And the English all being bad.
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- Sing it yourself.
- Fine.
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♪ Oh, Eamonn, Danny dear
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- I miss the Galway Bay
- ( Generic Irish tune)
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♪ And I'll sing for all I got
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♪ And a riddle-diddle Dublin
and a riddle-diddle Donegal
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♪ The English are all bollocks ♪
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Oh, no. This is no good,
we need proper music.
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Let's have a dancing competition.
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I'll go first and then it's you, Manny, OK?
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( Motorhead: The Ace Of Spades)
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' Pushing up the ante
I know you got to see me
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- Read 'em and weep...
- I'm going next. That's rubbish.
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I saw you at the party -
you embarrassed us.
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- I'll have you any day.
- You can't do this.
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♪ The ace of spades
the ace of spades ♪
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Why would I want to do that?
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Why would I want to when I can do this?
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(Music stops)
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- (Coughs and splutters)
- Oh...
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(Fran) Oh...
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Oh! What is this... I'm drinking?
It's disgu...
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It's like a choc ice
fell into a bottle of bleach.
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It's children's booze! What's yours?
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Bludge. It's quite good, actually.
You don't even have to drink it.
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You just rub it on your hips and
it eats right through to your liver.
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- Manny, what's yours?
- Delicio's beetroot liqueur.
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- Give us a bit. Swap, come on.
- No. It's mine!
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Manny, don't be a baby.
It sounds nice. Pour some.
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I'll have one with ice and on fire.
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- Come on.
- It's mine. It's all mine!
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- I'm gonna get blind drunk.
- Don't be silly.
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- You'll regret it tomorrow.
- No!
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Why are you always
bringing the mood down?
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I didn't wanna leave that party,
it was great.
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No, it wasn't! The music
was too loud, the food was cold.
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The drinks were few
and the people many.
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It was everything I expected.
And less.
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I'm never going outside again
unless I need someplace to throw up.
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Anyway, you got your chance with her.
What did you talk about?
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Offshore wind farms.
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I couldn't think of anything else.
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Never mind. I'm sure you left
a bunsen burner behind.
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You can get it tomorrow and propose.
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No! I couldn't find
the right moment to plant anything.
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She kept following me around, in
the kitchen, the bedroom, bathroom.
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Every time I put something down,
"You dropped your kazoo.
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"Ooh, you got snuff on your plums."
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A total waste of time.
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Frankly, you're doomed.
You and all the shy people are.
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Natural selection
favours the loud and aggressive.
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I don't mean this in a bad way
but genetically you are... a cul-de-sac.
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OK. OK, I tried.
All right? It didn't work.
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At least I tried to make
a connection with another person.
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When have you ever done that? Eh?
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Exactly. You don't actually have a heart,
Bernard. Just a shard of ice.
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- Flint.
- Sorry?
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Flint. I always saw it as a piece of flint.
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Oh. You don't see yourself as a human.
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You... you... you're some kind of
superior species, aren't you?
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Homo Bernardus. Scorning every fool
who believes in happiness.
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Manny, shush.
This is the beetroot talking.
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You don't know what love is.
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You don't un... You don't know!
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- I had a girlfriend. She died.
- And anyway... What?
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That's right. Her name was Emma.
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Somebody you barely know
knocked you back. Big deal.
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I should be living with her by now.
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Instead, every morning
I look through my cornflakes
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to see your big,
mad, snaggle-toothed head.
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So excuse me if I'm a bit...
out of sorts sometimes.
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Would you like some beetroot liqueur?
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You can have it.
You can have the whole bottle.
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Really, I mean it.
You can have nearly all of it.
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- Whoa! Don't go mad.
- I don't feel like a drink, anyway.
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I'm making tea. Who wants tea?
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That is the saddest story I've ever heard.
Poor Bernard.
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The worst part of it is...
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She isn't actually dead.
She lives the other side of Priory Road.
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What?
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Bernard told me about her
three years ago.
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A year after that, I started doing
this exercise class run by a clown.
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- Yeah?
- Circusise, it was called.
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We had to wear
these really, really big shoes.
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So the step stuff was really hard.
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It was like this. It went...
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(Honks) Two, three, four.
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(Honks) Two, three, four.
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And throw the bucket of water.
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- (Honks) Two, three...
- Yeah, Fran, Fran.
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- Try to stick to the story.
- Oh, right. Yeah.
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Afterwards, we'd go for a pizza.
One time, we talked about boyfriends.
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This girl, she says
that she once got engaged
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to this awful Irish guy...
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called...
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Bernard. The only way
she could think of getting out of it
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was to get her friends
to say she was dead.
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- But she wasn't... dead?
- No, Manny.
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Which is why she was having
a pepperoni with extra cheese...
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years later.
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- Why haven't you told Bernard?
- Oh, I couldn't deal with all that.
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Can you imagine? All the shouting
and the blaming. No, be very messy.
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No, now, listen. Oi, you don't tell him.
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- Don't you ever tell him.
- No.
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- No, Manny, I mean it.
- I won't. I won't do it.
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- Not even in ten or even 20 years.
- No, no way.
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- No, no.
- What about a nice game of Monopoly?
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Oh, yeah, that is a good idea.
237
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:54,275
Yeah. Yeah. OK, all right.
Here we go.
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So, OK, Fran, you be the hat.
I'll be the dog and, Bernard, you...
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She's alive! Bernard, she's alive!
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Fran told me. Fran knows her!
Ask her. Ask Fran.
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Emma lives in London.
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Still. I'm sorry, Bernard.
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- So, you're saying she must have...
- Yeah.
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I don't believe you.
245
00:17:28,567 --> 00:17:31,035
Well, look. She's in my phone.
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That's her full name, isn't it?
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I... I still don't believe you.
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That's her and me at her last birthday.
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One of the many she'll have,
still being alive.
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Her dental records.
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It can't be her!
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OK. Here's her birth certificate.
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I keep it safely inside
the envelope with the photo of her
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reading yesterday's newspaper,
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wearing an "I love life" T-shirt.
256
00:18:11,847 --> 00:18:15,522
So. So... house rules as usual.
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Fines in the middle.
If we throw three doubles...
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- How long have you known this?
- Couple of years. Does it matter?
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00:18:23,447 --> 00:18:26,007
Oh! We all want Pall Mall, don't we?
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00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:30,677
- Who else knows?
- Nobody. Hardly anybody.
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00:18:30,727 --> 00:18:32,718
A few people.
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Mr Singh at the newsagent's.
Oh, and your parents, I told them.
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00:18:37,047 --> 00:18:40,926
And I tell people at parties
if your name comes up.
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00:18:40,967 --> 00:18:44,118
Well, maybe I know
a few things about you.
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00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:48,638
- Maybe I've got a few little facts.
- I've thrown a seven! Beat that.
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00:18:49,927 --> 00:18:54,557
Manny doesn't know what name you
were born with. Have you met Enid?
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N... Don't let's go down this road.
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00:18:58,127 --> 00:19:02,200
The letter you wrote to your mother
as part of the self-help programme?
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00:19:02,247 --> 00:19:04,807
You couldn't find it. I posted it.
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00:19:07,527 --> 00:19:11,440
Manny, you did get into
the Open University.
271
00:19:11,487 --> 00:19:14,718
But Bernard tore up the letter.
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I read your personal ad, I saw that.
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00:19:22,447 --> 00:19:25,120
"Intelligent, funny, 30-something female
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00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:28,716
"seeks solvent man for sex
and possible friendship.
275
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:30,803
"Sense of humour irrelevant."
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00:19:31,687 --> 00:19:34,565
- I've been reading your short stories.
- That's different.
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00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:37,440
Ah, but it's good. Listen to this.
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00:19:37,487 --> 00:19:40,001
"Feared by men and admired by women,
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00:19:40,047 --> 00:19:43,926
"Brendan Blake turned
from the window and patted Larry,
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00:19:43,967 --> 00:19:46,356
"his barely hominoid, milk-fed gimp."
281
00:19:52,607 --> 00:19:55,804
You went to the party looking like that.
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(Screams)
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00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:02,875
I think that covers everything.
284
00:20:06,047 --> 00:20:08,242
- Hello?
- Rowena!
285
00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:11,277
Hi. Hi.
286
00:20:11,327 --> 00:20:13,682
- Hi.
- Hi.
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00:20:13,727 --> 00:20:16,480
We were talking at the party.
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00:20:16,527 --> 00:20:19,360
- Yes, hi, hi.
- Hi.
289
00:20:19,407 --> 00:20:23,082
- And you left something behind.
- Did I?
290
00:20:23,927 --> 00:20:26,316
You were drinking out of this.
291
00:20:26,367 --> 00:20:29,564
I thought maybe
you wanted to keep the cup.
292
00:20:29,607 --> 00:20:33,839
So I asked Ann where you lived and...
But you're busy.
293
00:20:33,887 --> 00:20:37,436
- I'm sorry. I'm stupid.
- No, no, no.
294
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,478
Thanks for bringing it.
295
00:20:39,527 --> 00:20:44,806
I'm really, really pleased
that you came round... with... it.
296
00:20:45,607 --> 00:20:47,802
Oh, for Christ's sake!
297
00:20:49,887 --> 00:20:53,960
Well... thanks. Thanks.
I'll just put that there.
298
00:20:54,007 --> 00:20:55,998
Safe and sound.
299
00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:01,641
So... Erm...
300
00:21:02,487 --> 00:21:06,002
- That's about it, really.
- Right. Right.
301
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:09,881
Well, th... thanks for...
er, bringing it round.
302
00:21:09,927 --> 00:21:12,202
Offer her something, you fool.
303
00:21:12,247 --> 00:21:16,525
Oh. Oh. S-Seeing as you're here,
would you like some tea or coffee?
304
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:19,001
Or Bovril? Or a herbal coffee?
305
00:21:19,047 --> 00:21:21,641
- Tea's nice.
- Tea! Coming up.
306
00:21:23,167 --> 00:21:25,158
I'll help you make it.
307
00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:30,364
- (Giggling)
- (Footsteps going upstairs)
308
00:21:31,087 --> 00:21:33,078
Aah. Good for Manny.
309
00:21:34,607 --> 00:21:39,203
I'm sorry, I should've told you
about Emma but she asked me not to.
310
00:21:39,247 --> 00:21:41,761
I was too good for her, anyway.
311
00:21:42,807 --> 00:21:47,676
She had arms like a stevedore.
Stay and have a drink, will you?
312
00:21:47,727 --> 00:21:50,480
Oh, no, no. I've gotta go home.
313
00:21:50,527 --> 00:21:53,087
I'm not sleeping in the skip again.
314
00:21:53,127 --> 00:21:56,676
I'll just lie down, just to rest my eyes.
315
00:21:57,487 --> 00:21:59,603
I've got a date tomorrow.
316
00:21:59,647 --> 00:22:01,638
I've gotta look nice.
317
00:22:04,367 --> 00:22:06,358
(Snores)
318
00:22:27,407 --> 00:22:30,763
Could I talk with Emma... Oh, it's you. Hi.
319
00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:33,799
Yes. That's right. That's right, it's me.
320
00:22:33,847 --> 00:22:37,044
I'm very well, th... Actually, no, I'm dead.
321
00:22:37,887 --> 00:22:42,244
That's right, actually, physically dead.
Not funny now, is it?
322
00:22:43,447 --> 00:22:46,439
I'm haunting you, that's what I'm doing.
323
00:22:46,487 --> 00:22:48,478
Well, why don't you f...
324
00:22:49,287 --> 00:22:52,245
You can't hang up on the undead!
325
00:22:54,967 --> 00:22:57,606
(Manny and Rowena giggling)
326
00:22:58,887 --> 00:23:00,957
Shut up!
327
00:23:12,087 --> 00:23:14,078
Did you want something?
328
00:23:14,127 --> 00:23:18,643
Yes, I want not to hear any
squawking or squeaking or squealing
329
00:23:18,687 --> 00:23:21,679
and if I do
I'll throw you both into the street.
330
00:23:21,727 --> 00:23:23,524
Right.
331
00:23:39,767 --> 00:23:41,758
Nighty-night.
332
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Eh?
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