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- So hot!
- It's hot!
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So hot! So hot!
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***
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Oh.
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It's 95 degrees out.
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Why is bitters the only one in the pool?
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Hey, guys, check out the sign.
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"Adult swim. No kids allowed."
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That's just plain rude.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You guys are reading it wrong.
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It says, "adult swim?
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No, kids allowed!"
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[All screaming]
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- You guys are great.
- I know.
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No, I mean it.
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I mean, a few months in Hollywood
usually changes people,
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but you're still the same down-to-earth
guys you were when you got here.
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Hey, guys.
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Another tan-tastic day in Hollywood.
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ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
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make it count, play it straight
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don't look back, don't hesitate
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when you go big time
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what you know, what you feel
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never quitin', make it real
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when you're going big time
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oh-oh, oh-oh
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hey, hey listen to your heart now
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hey, hey don't you feel the rush
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- oh-oh, oh-oh
- hey, hey
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go and shake it up
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whatcha gotta lose
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go and make your luck
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with the life you choose
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if you want it all, lay it on the line
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it's the only life you got
so you got to live it
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big time
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Does he know he looks like a yam?
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Looks like I spoke too soon.
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James has Hollywood fever.
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Oh, no.
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I told him not to buy clams
from that guy on the freeway.
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No, this town is starting to change him,
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and the heat is clearly making it worse.
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Not possible.
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Look, we made a pact when we got
here to stay true to ourselves.
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Yeah, look at him.
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You have to shut this
down before it snowballs,
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like it did with guitar dude.
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What's up?
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When he first moved here,
he was a concert cellist.
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what is up
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what is up
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what is up
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Oh, yeah, and when the
Jennifers moved here,
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they walked in normal motion.
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[Grunts]
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Hollywood fever.
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So that explains all
your weird behavior.
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What weird behavior?
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Hollywood fever.
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I'll cure his Hollywood fever.
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James, you're orange,
and you look like a freak.
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Actually,
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I'm mangerine,
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as in mangerine action tan by cuda.
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[Snarls]
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In Hollywood, if you can't
tan with the big boys,
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don't even bother showing up at all.
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I don't even know how
to respond to that.
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Yeah, James, we all
agreed that we wouldn't
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let this town change us.
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Hey, I'm still me...
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Just better.
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James, give us the spray now!
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Action tan activate!
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[Yelling]
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[All coughing]
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Get him.
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Oh look, it's devil boy's sister.
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- What's all this?
- A snow cone stand.
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This heat wave's my chance
to take over this town.
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[Laughs]
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You're going to take over
this town with colored ice?
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No.
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First I reinvest my profits into
the booming agribusiness sector,
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corner the market in soy
futures to make a cool 100 mil,
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then combine cash and stock options
to purchase a major movie studio,
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then take over this town.
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Aren't you a wittle tycoon?
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Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
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[All talking at once]
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All: stuck, stuck
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and I'm never giving
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up, up
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in the middle of a perfect day
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I'm tripping over words to say
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'cause I don't want to keep you guessing
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but I always end up getting
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- stuck, stuck
- Cut! Cut!
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Will somebody please tell me
why James is orange?
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Actually, I'm mangerine.
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[Snarls]
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Boys, can I see you out here
for just a quick minute?
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Something wrong, boss?
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James, in this business,
image is everything,
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and the image I'm going
for is not three normal boys
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and a tangerine freak.
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So what you're saying is that
the other three guys are too pale.
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- I can fix it.
- All: No!
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We think he might have Hollywood fever.
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You, don't panic.
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You, stop being orange!
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No! No! My mangerine!
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Just give it to me.
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- Mine!
- Give it to me!
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Ha!
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Ha-ha!
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[Snarls]
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Well, that didn't work.
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Let's try this.
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Fix your friend, or I will fire him
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and replace him with
someone that is not orange!
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He's not in the bathroom.
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He's not in the swirly slide.
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But look, I found an empty
bottle of mangerine action tan.
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According to the label, this
stuff dissolves with water.
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You thinking what I'm thinking?
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I was thinking we get snow
cones to beat the heat,
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but this works too.
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And should break the fever...
Quite nicely.
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Carlitos, you scope the
pool for orange James.
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Logan-ator, you hit Palmwoods park.
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And I'll stake out the lobby.
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Move out.
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[Squeals]
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[All grunting]
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[All squealing]
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Tyler.
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Have you seen orange James?
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No, but here come the Jennifers.
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Oh, who are we kidding?
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This just isn't working.
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Hey, where's the other Jennifer?
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She took a soap opera job in Iceland because
the heat was making her hair lifeless.
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And now, with just two of us,
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our pool entrances lack
flair and intimidation.
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It's like a piece of us is missing.
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The middle piece.
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[Both sobbing]
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Okay. There, there.
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It's gonna be okay.
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Hey, you know something?
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You're the same height
as the old Jennifer.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Who wants a snow cone?
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Okay, move it. Come on, shoo.
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Get out of the way.
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What's the big idea?
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Your rental contract
specifically prohibits you
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from operating a food stand
on Palmwoods property.
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Oh, please. Just tell me what you want.
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Fine, I want 50% of all
future shaved ice profits
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and a three-picture deal once
you buy your movie studio.
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Never gonna happen.
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Fine. Boys, take it away.
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Have a Palmwoods day.
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Oh.
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You know, Katie, if I learned
one thing in business school,
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it's that you can get out
of any contract.
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You went to business school?
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Does a t-Bond's value move in the
opposite direction of its yield?
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Dude, I'm ten.
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All I know is that bitters
just jacked my blender.
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Mmm. I can get you a blender.
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In fact, I can get you
the ice grinder z-5000.
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- What's that?
- My wood chipper.
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On hot days, I fill it full of ice
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and then turn it on myself
and pretend I'm skiing.
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[Making swooshing noises]
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James!
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[Driving electronic music]
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I can't believe I missed.
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[All yelling]
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[Chuckles]
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Looks like you guys beat the heat.
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Ugh.
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Guitar dude.
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James has Hollywood fever
and is addicted to tanning.
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Have you seen him?
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Have you seen yourself?
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I mean, I know it's hot out,
but you need to chill out.
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No, you don't understand.
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James looks looks really stupid.
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Well, hey, man, if tanning's
his thing, well, that's cool.
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Let James be James.
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let James be James
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grab a bongo, dude.
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Look, I don't have time
to play with bongos.
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Hey, man, you can rush around
trying to find someone
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that doesn't want to be found,
or you can find Logan.
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Find Logan.
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[Banging on bongos]
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How does that feel?
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It feels good.
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let James be James
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don't play those games
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Both: let James be James
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let James be James
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I don't know, guys.
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I mean... I'm not sure I'm
ready to be a Jennifer.
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I mean... I'm nice.
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Right, as in people walk all over you.
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When was the last time you
sang lead in one of your songs?
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Well, never, but...
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And what about your
dressing room at your studio?
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You do have your own, right?
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Well, we keep our stuff in a duffel bag.
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Look, Hollywood is like a fish tank,
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and you're either a minnow or a piranha.
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Carlos, a little help here!
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Keep talking.
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The only people who make it in this town
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are the ones who are mean,
selfish, and in it to win it.
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[Screaming]
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Carlos!
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I don't want to be a minnow.
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I want to be a piranha.
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No, wait, I want to be a tiger shark.
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[Roars]
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Sure. Whatever.
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Sorry, James,
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but you've got the fever.
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[All screaming]
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And I've got the cure.
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Unbelievable!
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What's the matter, Kendall?
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You're looking a little pale.
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Tanning powers go!
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No! No! James, the tanning!
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[Phone ringing]
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Kendall, I trust you've
solved our little problem.
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Now get back to the studio.
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We've got work to do.
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[Bongo music]
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Oh, you have no idea.
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ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
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All: stuck, stuck
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but I'm never giving
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up, up
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in the middle of a perfect day
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I'm tripping over words to say
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Kendall, can I talk to you for a minute?
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Just a quick minute.
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All right.
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- What is going on?
- I don't know.
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Carlos, Logan, and I were
trying to wash off orange James,
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and then things just kind of snowballed.
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Well, you are kind of
the leader of this band,
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so kind of fix it!
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Sorry, I couldn't stop them.
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Yo, Gustav, I want a solo
on the next album we record.
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Both: And his new name is Jennifer.
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Okay, maybe not that,
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but the band's new name
is Carlos and the rush.
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00:13:42,685 --> 00:13:45,338
Well, you and your princess posse
268
00:13:45,339 --> 00:13:46,933
can take this and...
269
00:13:46,934 --> 00:13:48,604
[Bongo music]
270
00:13:48,605 --> 00:13:51,267
Everybody chill it out
271
00:13:51,268 --> 00:13:54,718
and hop aboard the Logan
train... whoo-whoo...
272
00:13:54,719 --> 00:13:56,325
To mellow-ville.
273
00:13:56,345 --> 00:13:57,593
Bink.
274
00:13:57,955 --> 00:14:01,373
Chill. [Tapping on bongos]
275
00:14:03,071 --> 00:14:04,686
Knock-knock.
276
00:14:04,954 --> 00:14:06,476
All: Who's there?
277
00:14:06,477 --> 00:14:07,636
Orange.
278
00:14:07,637 --> 00:14:09,344
All: Orange who?
279
00:14:09,562 --> 00:14:12,786
Orange you glad I brought enough
mangerine spray for everybody?
280
00:14:12,787 --> 00:14:15,176
[All screaming]
281
00:14:20,852 --> 00:14:22,539
They've got the fever, and it's bad.
282
00:14:22,540 --> 00:14:24,519
And this heat is only
making their symptoms worse.
283
00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:25,516
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
284
00:14:25,517 --> 00:14:27,518
You guys know about Hollywood fever?
285
00:14:27,519 --> 00:14:31,166
It's broken up nearly
every one of my bands.
286
00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:34,302
It starts with tanning or bongos.
287
00:14:34,303 --> 00:14:36,803
Before you know it, they
quit to start movie careers
288
00:14:36,804 --> 00:14:39,163
or they move to Canada
to live among the moose.
289
00:14:39,164 --> 00:14:40,042
Boyquake.
290
00:14:40,043 --> 00:14:42,379
We have got to snap them out
of this before it is permanent.
291
00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:44,683
We must divide and conquer.
292
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:48,112
Kendall, you take bongo boy
and drum some sense into him.
293
00:14:48,113 --> 00:14:52,895
Kelly, find Carlos and remind
him that he's not a Jennifer!
294
00:14:52,896 --> 00:14:56,755
And I am getting a shrink for James.
295
00:14:57,699 --> 00:15:00,149
[Ice grinding]
296
00:15:09,271 --> 00:15:11,238
No. No. No. Get.
297
00:15:11,647 --> 00:15:14,168
I thought I told you
you couldn't sell food
298
00:15:14,169 --> 00:15:15,677
on Palmwoods property.
299
00:15:15,678 --> 00:15:18,397
I'm not on Palmwoods property.
300
00:15:18,398 --> 00:15:21,787
She's above it. Ooh.
301
00:15:27,306 --> 00:15:30,272
Well played, my friend. Well played.
302
00:15:30,273 --> 00:15:33,984
But mark my words: I'll
destroy you and this stand.
303
00:15:33,985 --> 00:15:36,556
[Maniacal laughter]
304
00:15:36,557 --> 00:15:38,851
I'll give you 100 bucks
for the whole operation.
305
00:15:38,890 --> 00:15:42,211
500, and I keep the franchise rights.
306
00:15:42,212 --> 00:15:46,546
Forget it, but remember this:
I will destroy you.
307
00:15:46,547 --> 00:15:48,513
[Maniacal laughter]
308
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,569
Oh, is that blue raspberry?
309
00:15:50,790 --> 00:15:53,851
[Maniacal laughter]
310
00:15:56,307 --> 00:15:59,755
[Bongo music]
311
00:16:00,591 --> 00:16:02,307
Tyler, all you have to do
312
00:16:02,308 --> 00:16:04,966
is tap into the old
Logan's love of math.
313
00:16:04,967 --> 00:16:08,340
Then he trades in his bongo
rhythms for logarithms.
314
00:16:08,341 --> 00:16:11,727
And bingo, no more Hollywood fever.
315
00:16:18,183 --> 00:16:20,475
Hey, what's the haps, little dude?
316
00:16:20,853 --> 00:16:22,766
Logan, I'm confused.
317
00:16:22,767 --> 00:16:27,152
If I had five apples and I
gave two to my friend Cindy,
318
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,572
how many would I have left?
319
00:16:31,342 --> 00:16:33,048
It doesn't matter, dude.
320
00:16:33,049 --> 00:16:35,017
You still have some apples, right?
321
00:16:35,018 --> 00:16:38,351
And Cindy, she has some apples too.
322
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:40,810
You know, he's got a point.
323
00:16:40,841 --> 00:16:42,016
[Bongo music]
324
00:16:42,017 --> 00:16:43,188
But darn it!
325
00:16:46,392 --> 00:16:47,852
[Snarls]
326
00:16:50,405 --> 00:16:52,892
James's need to cover
himself with tanning spray
327
00:16:52,893 --> 00:16:55,622
is an attempt to counter
his feelings of estrangement
328
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:59,074
brought on by his new and
intense Hollywood environment.
329
00:16:59,122 --> 00:17:00,924
Yeah, no.
330
00:17:00,925 --> 00:17:02,905
He's nuts...
331
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:05,997
And orange.
332
00:17:05,998 --> 00:17:07,311
Don't worry.
333
00:17:07,312 --> 00:17:10,073
I've cured many stars
of Hollywood fever.
334
00:17:10,093 --> 00:17:11,343
Before he came to me,
335
00:17:11,344 --> 00:17:15,512
Taylor Lautner refused to leave
his house without his sock monkey.
336
00:17:22,874 --> 00:17:25,794
I feel like I've been kissed by the sun.
337
00:17:27,455 --> 00:17:30,192
Work it, doc! You look tan-tastic!
338
00:17:30,407 --> 00:17:33,825
Stop being orange!
339
00:17:34,659 --> 00:17:36,813
[Both yelling]
340
00:17:40,117 --> 00:17:41,720
Hey, Carlos.
341
00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:44,951
Kelly, what are you doing here?
342
00:17:44,952 --> 00:17:50,029
Care to try out my new
shopping cart slingshot?
343
00:17:56,471 --> 00:17:58,678
Care to try out my forget it?
344
00:17:58,679 --> 00:18:00,773
Burn. He brought it.
345
00:18:00,774 --> 00:18:02,576
It does look really cool, though.
346
00:18:02,847 --> 00:18:06,874
Last chance. I'm getting in.
347
00:18:08,868 --> 00:18:11,721
Carlos, get in the cart!
You've got Hollywood fever!
348
00:18:11,722 --> 00:18:14,484
[Screams]
349
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,070
[Crash!]
350
00:18:26,059 --> 00:18:29,924
Okay, Hollywood fever progress check.
351
00:18:32,004 --> 00:18:34,025
We have made no progress.
352
00:18:34,026 --> 00:18:37,067
How come all of your friends got
Hollywood fever and you didn't?
353
00:18:37,068 --> 00:18:39,680
Because he has a normal brain,
354
00:18:39,681 --> 00:18:44,050
and his friends have
the brain of a cricket.
355
00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:45,732
New plan.
356
00:18:46,133 --> 00:18:49,326
Kendall... you are going solo.
357
00:18:49,327 --> 00:18:51,188
[Scoffs] No way.
358
00:18:51,189 --> 00:18:53,533
Look, they may just be
a singing group to you,
359
00:18:53,581 --> 00:18:55,688
but they're my best friends.
360
00:18:55,689 --> 00:18:59,510
Now I'm gonna go do what
I always do when you,
361
00:18:59,511 --> 00:19:02,451
this town, and this heat get to me.
362
00:19:03,001 --> 00:19:05,772
I'm hitting the rink
to figure things out.
363
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,657
Wait, the rink?
364
00:19:07,658 --> 00:19:09,978
Yeah, the ice and the
cold help me clear my head
365
00:19:09,979 --> 00:19:12,494
and remind me of where I came from.
366
00:19:12,793 --> 00:19:14,276
Say that last part again.
367
00:19:15,044 --> 00:19:19,588
The ice and cold remind
me of where I came from.
368
00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:24,723
Why are you looking at each other
and saying things twice?
369
00:19:24,724 --> 00:19:25,824
Don't you see?
370
00:19:25,825 --> 00:19:27,404
I never got Hollywood fever
371
00:19:27,405 --> 00:19:29,700
because I never lost
touch with my roots.
372
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:33,069
And maybe Hollywood fever
is just a fancy term for...
373
00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:34,902
Homesickness.
374
00:19:34,918 --> 00:19:38,138
Get the dogs to the ice rink now!
375
00:19:38,139 --> 00:19:40,729
I couldn't get Carlos to try
a slingshot shopping cart.
376
00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:42,075
You want me to get him to an ice rink?
377
00:19:42,076 --> 00:19:43,108
[Yells]
378
00:19:43,109 --> 00:19:46,296
What if we bring the ice to them?
379
00:19:46,297 --> 00:19:47,372
Ooh.
380
00:19:49,465 --> 00:19:52,015
Katie, I need 6000 pounds
of shaved ice right away.
381
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:52,919
Sorry, big bro.
382
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:55,483
I'd have to leave my stand,
and bitters will destroy it.
383
00:19:55,484 --> 00:19:57,703
Katie, I love you, and I
don't have time to explain,
384
00:19:57,704 --> 00:19:59,435
but it's really important.
385
00:19:59,757 --> 00:20:03,401
Buddha Bob, can the z-5000
shave 6000 pounds of ice?
386
00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:04,872
No.
387
00:20:05,067 --> 00:20:08,674
But the z-10,000 can.
388
00:20:09,389 --> 00:20:10,641
Bitters.
389
00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:12,895
300 bucks, and the stand is yours.
390
00:20:13,952 --> 00:20:14,996
Deal.
391
00:20:15,390 --> 00:20:16,613
Let's roll.
392
00:20:17,610 --> 00:20:19,913
Snow cones. Get your snow cones.
393
00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:21,489
City health inspector.
394
00:20:22,045 --> 00:20:24,127
Please show me your license
for operating this food cart,
395
00:20:24,128 --> 00:20:26,482
or I'll have to fine you $500.
396
00:20:26,483 --> 00:20:28,159
[Stammering]
397
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,904
Oh, look, a free cherry snow cone.
398
00:20:31,412 --> 00:20:33,718
No license and bribing a city official.
399
00:20:33,719 --> 00:20:35,631
That's another $500.
400
00:20:35,632 --> 00:20:37,279
- Rats.
- Rats?
401
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,433
That's another $500.
402
00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:41,939
Running away.
403
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:44,434
That's another $500.
404
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:47,297
[Snarls]
405
00:20:47,406 --> 00:20:50,550
There really is no such
thing as too handsome.
406
00:20:52,923 --> 00:20:53,998
Hey!
407
00:20:55,538 --> 00:20:58,428
Whoa, all right,
you do that again...
408
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,271
[Grunting]
409
00:21:10,922 --> 00:21:12,561
This is silk.
410
00:21:15,004 --> 00:21:16,625
- Nice.
- [Screaming]
411
00:21:16,626 --> 00:21:17,724
Run.
412
00:21:18,161 --> 00:21:19,719
Kendall, not cool!
413
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,576
I'm gonna get you, Kendall!
414
00:21:22,273 --> 00:21:24,334
[All screaming]
415
00:21:24,335 --> 00:21:27,087
Whoa, whoa, bad vibes.
416
00:21:30,138 --> 00:21:33,661
[All screaming]
417
00:21:43,487 --> 00:21:45,945
[All laughing]
418
00:21:45,946 --> 00:21:48,070
Fire at will!
419
00:21:48,071 --> 00:21:52,599
[All screaming]
420
00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:57,370
Both: Jennifer, do something!
421
00:21:57,812 --> 00:22:00,384
The name's Carlos, and it's on.
422
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:04,072
[All screaming]
423
00:22:05,642 --> 00:22:06,903
***
424
00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:08,595
[screams]
425
00:22:13,235 --> 00:22:14,725
[Screams]
426
00:22:24,654 --> 00:22:27,727
[Screams]
427
00:22:32,967 --> 00:22:36,808
Goodbye heat wave, and
goodbye Hollywood fever.
428
00:22:36,809 --> 00:22:40,581
ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
429
00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:44,391
ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
430
00:22:44,605 --> 00:22:47,572
ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
431
00:22:47,573 --> 00:22:51,763
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