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Hey, did I ever tell you guys
about the time.
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My hair dryer blew up and I.
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- Yes.
- Heard it.
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About 30 times.
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You know what I think ruins
a smoothie?
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- Yes.
- Raspberry seeds.
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Heard it.
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Hey, do you guys remember
that time.
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Robots from space.
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That's it.
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We are spending
way too much time together.
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I am starting to hate all of you.
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Same here.
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Split up!
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Split up again!
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Ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
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make it count,
play it straight
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don't look back,
don't hesitate
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when you go big time
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what you want, what you feel
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never quit and make it real
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when you roll big time
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oh-oh, oh-oh
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hey, hey
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listen to your heart now
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hey, hey
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don't you feel the rush
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uh-oh, uh-oh
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uh-oh, uh-oh
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oh
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go and shake it up
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whatcha gotta lose
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go and make your luck
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with the life you choose
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if you want it all,
lay it on the line
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it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time
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Dogs, I'm taking
the rest of the day off.
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I'm starting to hate all of you.
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- We hate you too.
- Yeah, tons of hate.
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Really?
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Well, then, split up!
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Okay, what part of splitting
up are we not getting here?
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Who cares?
We have a day off.
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I call pool.
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Alone.
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Stay away from me.
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I'm gonna start my acting career.
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This face needs
to be on the big screen.
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Ooh.
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Right.
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I'm going to a lecture
by the gorgeous math genius
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Phoebe Nachee.
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She combines
my two favorite things:
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Girls and math.
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Well, I don't know
what I'm gonna do yet,
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but it'll be
totally irresponsible.
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Hey, where's my helmet?
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My helmet's gone.
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Ho!
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Oh!
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Logan, it's not up here.
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Help me find it.
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Ha-ha-ha. No.
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Ah!
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Who's gonna help me find
my helmet?
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Did someone lose a helmet?
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Papi!
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Son!
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Yeah!
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You know,
you could have just knocked.
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Ah, that's no fun.
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Why are you spying
on the new girl?
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I'm not spying.
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I'm secretly observing her
from afar.
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- That's spying.
- Katie.
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Doesn't she have a boyfriend?
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Yes, and it would be wrong of me
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to ask a girl out
who's already taken.
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Right?
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Oh, please.
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Hey, Jo!
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Oh, hey, Kendall.
What's up?
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I have the day off,
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and I thought maybe we could...
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hang out.
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You know I have a boyfriend.
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Which is awesome.
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And it's also awesome
being just friends with girls.
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It's cool.
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Well, I was just
about to hit the gym,
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and I could use
a training partner.
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Want to come along, just friend?
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Yes.
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I mean, what are we doing,
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weights?
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Cardio?
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Judo.
Cool.
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So you're a singer, right?
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Yep.
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Well, do you sing
as good as you fight?
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Oh.
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Do you sing as good as you fall?
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Oh, no.
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Just let me know
when you've had enough.
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I could do this all day.
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Boyfriend.
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Ah!
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Ear of bat and spleen of toad.
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I'll turn you into a...
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Hey, what are you thinking about?
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Oh, I'm not thinking.
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I'm acting like I'm thinking.
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Come on, tell me this face
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doesn't belong on the big screen.
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James, acting is about more
than just being pretty.
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I know.
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It's also about washboard abs.
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Check it.
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Not bad.
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But acting
is not something you do.
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It's something you are.
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Oh, will you teach me
your expert acting ways?
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I wouldn't teach you
if you begged me
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with your last dying breath.
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Really?
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No.
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See, that was acting.
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Welcome to the Camille Academy
of Dramatic Arts.
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Eye of newt and twist of fates.
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Your acting future now awaits!
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Baby powder.
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Cool, right?
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Sure.
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Yes.
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Love you.
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This is an all-girls school.
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No boys allowed.
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But I have a ticket.
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Oh, well, in that case,
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still not a girl.
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Okay, I don't think Phoebe
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would like you talking
to one of her fans like that.
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Oh, well, let's find out.
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Yes, I would.
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Now, get out of here.
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What? Ow!
What are you doing?
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Boyfriend.
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Boyfriend, right, yeah.
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It's official.
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Your helmet has been stolen.
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This stinks.
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But I'm totally stoked
that you're here, dad.
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Oh, well...
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I missed my boy.
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And it's a good thing I'm here.
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Officer Garcia
is gonna crack this case.
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Just try not to go overboard
this time, dad, okay?
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Now, which one of you thieves
stole my boy's purple ice pop?
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Confess!
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Thud!
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Yeah, he did it.
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Don't worry.
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I've taken sensitivity training
nine times.
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Let's roll.
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How am I gonna show off
my washboard abs in this thing?
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You're not.
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They're holding auditions today
for Witches of Rodeo Drive.
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And I am taking you with me.
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Great, because I just got
some new head shots.
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Should I go
with athletic dog trainer
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or confused astronaut?
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Today you are an evil warlock.
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Now, give me evil.
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James, you call that evil?
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See, it's got to come
from within.
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Yeah, so see that guy
right over there?
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Imagine that he broke
your lucky comb.
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- Ah!
- Yeah.
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Hey.
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Oopsy.
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Ah!
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Not the face!
Not the face!
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Not that!
Definitely not... ow!
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Press b-7.
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Man, I wish I was a girl.
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Oh, no, no, no, because,
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look, I want to go
to Phoebe Nachee's math lecture
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at an all-girls school,
but they won't let me in.
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But you love Phoebe Nachee.
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My heart
and my brain ache for her.
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Well, how badly do you want
to go to that lecture?
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Really bad, Mrs. Knight,
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really, really bad.
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Yep, we're the same size.
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What? I'm busy.
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Come back never.
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Whoa! Dad.
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Let me handle this.
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Mr. Bitters,
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somebody stole my helmet.
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Can we please watch
the hallway surveillance video?
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That is private
Palmwoods property.
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There is no way I'm going to...
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Well, I tried.
Dad?
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On second thought,
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why don't I take
this staple remover,
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free myself,
and get you that video?
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Good cop, bad cop.
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Works every time.
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Tyler?
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It couldn't be him.
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Remember, son,
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everyone's guilty
until proven innocent.
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Buddha Bob?
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Yep, there's your man.
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Go get 'em, coppers.
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Bye.
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How did you do that?
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Finish the tape.
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Mr. Bitters.
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Where's the helmet?
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Hey, it's my favorite tie.
223
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No, mom, I'm spending the day
with a very nice boy.
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No, he thinks I have a boyfriend.
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Career first, boyfriend later,
remember?
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He's very cute.
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I got to go, mom.
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Love you. Bye.
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Sorry. That was my mom.
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Enjoy.
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I will.
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Hey, big brother.
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Can I talk to you for a minute?
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Katie, I love you,
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but I'm a little busy right now.
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You are a chump.
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What, for going after
a girl who has a boyfriend?
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No, because you're going after
a girl who's lying
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about having a boyfriend.
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Say what?
241
00:11:03,751 --> 00:11:05,519
What do you mean
Jo doesn't have a boyfriend?
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I heard her talking
to her mother.
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The whole boyfriend thing
is a scam.
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00:11:08,355 --> 00:11:10,156
Now, look at her
and give her the one second
245
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"my little sister's crazy"
gesture.
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She's been playing me
this whole time?
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Like a fiddle.
248
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What are you gonna do
about it, big brother?
249
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And remember, I look up to you.
250
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Oh, you don't worry.
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It's on.
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Is your sister okay?
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She's great.
254
00:11:35,211 --> 00:11:37,479
Now, let's talk,
just friend to just friend.
255
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You got it.
What do you want to talk about?
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Your boyfriend.
257
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What's his name?
What's his favorite sport?
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Is he allergic to shellfish?
259
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Oh, well, um...
260
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Travis doesn't really talk
about sports or his allergies.
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You sure you have a boyfriend?
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I mean, I've heard stories
of girls
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who make up fake boyfriends.
264
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But you would never do
something like that.
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Would you?
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00:12:00,867 --> 00:12:02,101
No.
267
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In fact, my totally real
boyfriend Travis
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is coming to visit me.
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Today.
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Well, I can't wait to meet him.
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Well, I can't wait
for you to meet him.
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I'll be relaxing
and waiting in the lobby.
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Great.
I'll see you soon.
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- Great.
- Great.
275
00:12:18,651 --> 00:12:19,385
Great.
276
00:12:23,922 --> 00:12:25,555
If we nail this audition, James,
277
00:12:25,623 --> 00:12:29,492
we're both going to be
on Witches of Rodeo Drive.
278
00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:31,561
We'll be a team.
279
00:12:31,629 --> 00:12:34,397
Why are we the only actors
here in costumes?
280
00:12:34,465 --> 00:12:36,866
That, James, is because we
281
00:12:36,934 --> 00:12:38,802
have surrendered ourselves
to the roles.
282
00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:42,806
And they have not.
283
00:12:42,874 --> 00:12:45,476
I think I have butterflies
in my stomach.
284
00:12:45,543 --> 00:12:47,678
Right behind my washboard abs.
285
00:12:47,746 --> 00:12:50,147
Enough with the abs.
286
00:12:50,215 --> 00:12:51,982
And don't be nervous.
287
00:12:52,050 --> 00:12:56,087
I got a magic spell up my sleeve.
288
00:12:56,154 --> 00:12:58,121
See, if you thought
the baby powder bit was good,
289
00:12:58,189 --> 00:13:01,157
wait till they get
a load of this puppy.
290
00:13:01,225 --> 00:13:03,359
Camille?
291
00:13:03,427 --> 00:13:05,895
Pooh.
292
00:13:07,664 --> 00:13:09,498
Ding!
293
00:13:19,243 --> 00:13:21,310
Nailed it.
294
00:13:22,946 --> 00:13:24,748
James Diamond is next.
295
00:13:26,884 --> 00:13:28,885
You don't have
any explosives on you, do you?
296
00:13:28,953 --> 00:13:30,921
No.
Then come on in.
297
00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:35,994
So just stand on the mark.
298
00:13:36,061 --> 00:13:38,129
And let's begin.
299
00:13:38,197 --> 00:13:41,600
Once I curse Chad
with the zit of grimblezor,
300
00:13:41,668 --> 00:13:44,871
then I shall be
homecoming warlock.
301
00:13:44,938 --> 00:13:47,340
Laughs evilly.
302
00:13:47,408 --> 00:13:51,179
Oh, uh, ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
303
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,647
Okay.
304
00:13:52,715 --> 00:13:54,115
Uh, let's do it again,
305
00:13:54,182 --> 00:13:56,183
and this time
just forget the words.
306
00:13:56,251 --> 00:13:57,652
Just stand there and smile.
307
00:14:00,690 --> 00:14:03,057
You want to be famous
308
00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:04,624
famous
309
00:14:04,692 --> 00:14:10,326
you want to be the one
who's living the life
310
00:14:13,162 --> 00:14:14,262
Well?
311
00:14:14,330 --> 00:14:16,798
She said she'd let us know
by 3:00.
312
00:14:16,865 --> 00:14:19,500
I just know we're both
going to get this one, James.
313
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,968
Witches of Rodeo Drive,here we come.
314
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,569
And now,
315
00:14:24,637 --> 00:14:26,304
back to the Palmwoods.
316
00:14:26,371 --> 00:14:28,171
Zap!
317
00:14:32,042 --> 00:14:35,709
James, are...
are you coming or what?
318
00:14:37,312 --> 00:14:38,378
Okay.
319
00:14:38,446 --> 00:14:40,346
Time for the lobby test.
320
00:14:40,414 --> 00:14:42,414
If you can make it
through those front doors,
321
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,417
you can make it
into that girl's school.
322
00:14:44,485 --> 00:14:45,786
How's it going?
323
00:14:45,854 --> 00:14:48,188
Hey. Chillin'.
You know, doing my thing.
324
00:14:48,256 --> 00:14:49,389
Bleep-blap-bloop.
325
00:14:49,457 --> 00:14:51,224
Okay, you failed the first test.
326
00:14:51,292 --> 00:14:53,160
Try speaking a little higher.
327
00:14:53,228 --> 00:14:54,528
Oh, right.
328
00:14:54,596 --> 00:14:55,596
Got it.
329
00:14:55,663 --> 00:14:56,496
Good.
Yeah?
330
00:14:56,564 --> 00:14:57,564
Now go.
331
00:14:57,631 --> 00:14:59,399
Hoo.
332
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:00,666
Hey, gang.
Hi.
333
00:15:01,802 --> 00:15:03,502
Oh, hey, how you doing?
334
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,037
Oh, hey, girl.
Love the shoes.
335
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,138
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
336
00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:07,172
Oh, what's up, Lightning?
337
00:15:09,641 --> 00:15:10,674
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
338
00:15:10,742 --> 00:15:12,176
Whoo-hoo!
339
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,578
Whoo!
340
00:15:14,646 --> 00:15:17,280
Okay, enough with the staples.
341
00:15:17,348 --> 00:15:19,482
These suits come out
of my salary,
342
00:15:19,550 --> 00:15:21,116
and so do the staples.
343
00:15:21,184 --> 00:15:23,552
Then tell me why you went
into my son's apartment.
344
00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:25,020
And where's my helmet?
345
00:15:25,088 --> 00:15:28,323
Okay, somebody stole my bologna.
346
00:15:28,390 --> 00:15:30,091
And I went into
a few apartments to look for it,
347
00:15:30,158 --> 00:15:31,458
but I couldn't find it.
348
00:15:31,526 --> 00:15:32,960
When was the bologna last seen?
349
00:15:33,027 --> 00:15:34,427
This morning.
350
00:15:34,495 --> 00:15:35,829
I wouldn't want this to get out,
351
00:15:35,897 --> 00:15:37,330
but there's been a stealing spree
352
00:15:37,398 --> 00:15:39,198
at the Palmwoods.
353
00:15:39,266 --> 00:15:41,901
Someone stole a lava lamp
from apartment 3B,
354
00:15:41,968 --> 00:15:43,903
a disco ball from the game room,
355
00:15:43,970 --> 00:15:47,006
and a bearskin rug
from my office.
356
00:15:47,073 --> 00:15:48,374
Hide me.
357
00:15:48,441 --> 00:15:51,678
My mom wants me
to be in a diaper commercial.
358
00:15:51,745 --> 00:15:53,079
Tyler, where are you?
359
00:15:53,147 --> 00:15:54,947
We're late.
360
00:15:55,015 --> 00:15:57,283
He went that way!
361
00:16:01,455 --> 00:16:03,088
Come here, kid.
362
00:16:03,156 --> 00:16:04,890
I saw you go
in my son's apartment.
363
00:16:04,958 --> 00:16:06,391
Where's the helmet?
364
00:16:06,459 --> 00:16:08,493
I don't know.
I was hiding from my mom.
365
00:16:08,561 --> 00:16:09,962
And your helmet was stolen?
366
00:16:10,029 --> 00:16:13,465
My froggy slippers were stolen.
367
00:16:13,533 --> 00:16:15,233
Well, if Tyler didn't do it
368
00:16:15,301 --> 00:16:17,669
and Mr. Bitters didn't do it,
369
00:16:17,737 --> 00:16:20,104
That only leaves one suspect.
370
00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:33,118
Buddha Bob!
371
00:16:33,185 --> 00:16:35,486
Proceed with caution.
372
00:16:36,553 --> 00:16:38,688
Guys, some help here?
373
00:16:38,755 --> 00:16:40,022
- Oh, yeah.
- Sorry.
374
00:16:40,090 --> 00:16:41,056
- We got you.
- So sorry.
375
00:16:46,430 --> 00:16:47,763
It's five minutes past 3:00.
376
00:16:47,831 --> 00:16:48,797
When are they gonna call?
377
00:16:48,865 --> 00:16:50,367
They'll call.
378
00:16:50,434 --> 00:16:53,269
But remember, don't get upset
if we don't get a role.
379
00:16:53,337 --> 00:16:58,275
Another part of acting
is conquering rejection.
380
00:17:00,412 --> 00:17:01,979
Yes?
381
00:17:02,046 --> 00:17:03,680
Really?
382
00:17:03,748 --> 00:17:05,349
Got it.
383
00:17:05,417 --> 00:17:06,550
Thanks.
384
00:17:06,618 --> 00:17:08,686
- You got the part?
- No.
385
00:17:08,754 --> 00:17:11,756
But see how well
I handled the rejection?
386
00:17:15,762 --> 00:17:16,695
Hello?
387
00:17:16,763 --> 00:17:17,996
James?
388
00:17:18,064 --> 00:17:19,230
Congratulations.
389
00:17:19,298 --> 00:17:20,631
You got the part.
390
00:17:20,699 --> 00:17:23,600
You're Memnock,
the warlock with great abs.
391
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,235
Really? That's...
392
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:30,039
too bad.
393
00:17:30,106 --> 00:17:31,406
Bad?
394
00:17:31,474 --> 00:17:32,640
Did you just hear me?
395
00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:34,508
Well, thanks for calling.
396
00:17:34,576 --> 00:17:35,976
Uh, my acting coach
did say I need
397
00:17:36,043 --> 00:17:37,610
to learn to handle rejection.
398
00:17:37,678 --> 00:17:39,211
Are you insane?
I said you...
399
00:17:42,581 --> 00:17:44,215
Darn it!
400
00:17:44,283 --> 00:17:47,551
Oh! I didn't get
the part either.
401
00:17:47,618 --> 00:17:49,752
You didn't?
402
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:52,121
Look, don't feel bad.
403
00:17:52,188 --> 00:17:55,590
I didn't get a part
until my 32nd audition.
404
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:58,058
We'll get 'em next time, right?
405
00:17:58,126 --> 00:17:59,426
You're right.
406
00:17:59,493 --> 00:18:00,860
Of course I am.
407
00:18:00,928 --> 00:18:02,762
And now this witch
408
00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:05,667
has to fly!
409
00:18:09,438 --> 00:18:11,772
When did you set up wires
in my apartment?
410
00:18:11,839 --> 00:18:14,540
I did it this morning.
411
00:18:16,276 --> 00:18:19,012
Oh, hi.
412
00:18:23,251 --> 00:18:26,187
Thank you.
Thank you.
413
00:18:26,255 --> 00:18:29,224
She is so gorgeous.
414
00:18:29,291 --> 00:18:30,291
Smart.
415
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,527
I mean she's really smart.
416
00:18:32,595 --> 00:18:35,396
Now, let's start
with the Pythagorean theorem,
417
00:18:35,464 --> 00:18:37,631
a ground-breaking equation,
418
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,767
even though it was discovered
by a boy.
419
00:18:41,670 --> 00:18:43,771
I mean, just between us girls,
420
00:18:43,839 --> 00:18:47,408
it's a known fact boys
are not as smart as girls.
421
00:18:48,476 --> 00:18:50,577
Excuse me.
422
00:18:50,645 --> 00:18:52,312
Excuse me.
423
00:18:52,379 --> 00:18:54,447
Um, I don't think that's
a, uh, very fair statement.
424
00:18:54,515 --> 00:18:56,682
Because some boys are very smart.
425
00:18:57,885 --> 00:18:59,452
- Oh, please.
- They are.
426
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:03,556
I have yet to meet one boy
who fully understands my book.
427
00:19:03,624 --> 00:19:05,625
Yeah? Well, um, hmm,
that's crazy.
428
00:19:05,693 --> 00:19:07,961
Because I understood it and...
429
00:19:08,029 --> 00:19:09,062
I'm a boy.
430
00:19:09,130 --> 00:19:10,430
Oh, yeah.
431
00:19:10,498 --> 00:19:11,965
What do you girls
think about that?
432
00:19:12,033 --> 00:19:15,335
You like that?
You like that?
433
00:19:15,403 --> 00:19:17,604
So you don't like that.
434
00:19:17,672 --> 00:19:18,738
Boy!
435
00:19:18,806 --> 00:19:20,040
What? Where?
436
00:19:20,107 --> 00:19:22,842
Because, um, I'm a girl,
and boys are stupid.
437
00:19:28,182 --> 00:19:30,116
Kendall.
438
00:19:30,184 --> 00:19:32,452
I'd like to introduce you
to my boyfriend,
439
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,287
who just got in
from North Carolina,
440
00:19:34,355 --> 00:19:36,489
who loves basketball,
441
00:19:36,557 --> 00:19:38,858
and is not allergic to shellfish.
442
00:19:38,926 --> 00:19:40,093
Well, it's very nice to meet you.
443
00:19:40,161 --> 00:19:41,127
Trevor, right?
444
00:19:41,195 --> 00:19:42,128
Right.
Ha!
445
00:19:42,196 --> 00:19:43,863
No, I'm Trenton.
446
00:19:43,931 --> 00:19:45,431
Tralfaz. Trixie.
447
00:19:45,499 --> 00:19:47,233
Travis!
448
00:19:47,301 --> 00:19:48,468
Your name is Travis.
449
00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:50,770
And you're fired.
450
00:19:50,837 --> 00:19:54,306
Do I still get my 20 bucks?
451
00:19:55,442 --> 00:19:56,975
Bye.
452
00:19:57,043 --> 00:19:58,009
You set me up.
453
00:19:58,077 --> 00:19:59,043
Well, you lied to me.
454
00:19:59,111 --> 00:20:00,345
I didn't want a boyfriend.
455
00:20:00,412 --> 00:20:02,113
Who says I wanted
to be your boyfriend?
456
00:20:02,181 --> 00:20:05,083
Because, frankly,
I don't like dating girls
457
00:20:05,151 --> 00:20:06,284
who lie.
458
00:20:06,352 --> 00:20:08,253
Well, I don't like dating boys
459
00:20:08,321 --> 00:20:10,555
who catch me in my lies
and make me hire idiot actors.
460
00:20:10,623 --> 00:20:12,357
Who can't remember their names.
461
00:20:12,425 --> 00:20:13,792
Well, then,
I guess we're done here.
462
00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:15,260
I guess we are.
463
00:20:19,532 --> 00:20:21,466
So do you want
to go to the movies sometime?
464
00:20:21,534 --> 00:20:23,301
Yeah, I'd like that.
465
00:20:28,639 --> 00:20:32,643
I don't think I completely get
the whole teenage dating thing.
466
00:20:32,711 --> 00:20:35,714
I'm not sure I do either,
baby sister.
467
00:20:40,921 --> 00:20:42,388
But I like Buddha Bob.
468
00:20:42,456 --> 00:20:43,923
Why don't we just ask him?
469
00:20:43,990 --> 00:20:45,756
You better
let me handle this, son.
470
00:20:45,823 --> 00:20:47,089
He's armed and dangerous.
471
00:20:47,157 --> 00:20:49,391
They're gardening shears.
472
00:20:49,459 --> 00:20:51,393
I never trusted him.
473
00:20:52,495 --> 00:20:54,530
Anything happens to me,
474
00:20:54,598 --> 00:20:57,332
I want you to have this.
475
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,100
But if nothing happens to me,
476
00:20:59,167 --> 00:21:01,335
I want it back.
477
00:21:01,403 --> 00:21:03,638
I'm going in.
478
00:21:03,705 --> 00:21:05,572
Ah!
479
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:06,640
Wah! Ah!
480
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,442
Dad!
481
00:21:16,147 --> 00:21:19,316
I should have kept my helmet on.
482
00:21:19,383 --> 00:21:21,551
Hey, where's my helmet?
483
00:21:21,619 --> 00:21:22,952
And my bologna.
484
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:25,754
And my froggy slippers.
485
00:21:25,822 --> 00:21:26,855
Wha...
486
00:21:28,391 --> 00:21:31,025
And my portable electrified
music-playing machine.
487
00:21:31,093 --> 00:21:32,293
Your stereo?
488
00:21:32,361 --> 00:21:33,327
Right.
489
00:21:33,395 --> 00:21:34,795
Why, I've been robbed.
490
00:21:46,874 --> 00:21:48,341
Lightning was in the video too.
491
00:21:48,409 --> 00:21:50,610
Let's move out.
492
00:21:52,013 --> 00:21:53,814
Stand back.
493
00:22:02,225 --> 00:22:03,525
That's my bologna.
494
00:22:03,593 --> 00:22:05,894
And my helmet.
495
00:22:05,962 --> 00:22:08,196
Good work, son.
496
00:22:08,264 --> 00:22:10,199
And bad dog.
497
00:22:19,209 --> 00:22:21,443
I had such a crazy day.
498
00:22:21,511 --> 00:22:22,478
Check it out.
499
00:22:22,546 --> 00:22:23,846
I had the best time today.
500
00:22:23,914 --> 00:22:25,548
You guys got to hear
what happened.
501
00:22:25,615 --> 00:22:27,783
You're not gonna believe
what happened to me.
502
00:22:27,851 --> 00:22:29,384
Okay, all right, guys.
503
00:22:29,452 --> 00:22:31,920
So how do we decide
who tells their story first?
504
00:22:37,891 --> 00:22:39,925
Logan goes first.
505
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:46,163
Oh, she's fine.
She's fine.
506
00:22:49,231 --> 00:22:59,266
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