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What time is it?
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All: It's girl time.
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[pounding dance music]
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Talk to us when you get in the top ten.
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But not before.
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How could you?
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With my mom in the hospital,
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and my huge fight with my best friend,
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and my zit?
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[together] Degrassi audition?
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Wish me luck.
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Ow.
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Simms twins.
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[gasps]
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Too risky.
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They get pretty upset
if you get their names wrong.
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Hello, ladies.
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- What's my name?
- Uh...
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Mandy?
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- [growls]
- [screams]
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[together] Sandy.
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Why can't there be a nice, sweet,
nice girl at the Palmwoods?
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Somebody not crazy or stuck-up.
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- That's still really hot.
- From north Carolina.
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Well, it's not north Carolina, but I'm sure
you'll enjoy your stay here.
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Let me show you your apartment.
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[soul music]
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Hi.
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- She's mine!
- She's mine!
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She's mine!
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♪ Make it count, play it straight ♪
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♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪
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♪ where you go big time ♪
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♪ what you know, what you feel ♪
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♪ never quitin', make it real ♪
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♪ when you're going big time ♪
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♪ oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
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♪ hey, hey listen to your heart now ♪
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♪ hey, hey don't you feel the rush ♪
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- oh-oh, oh-oh
- hey, hey
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♪ go and shake it up ♪
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♪ whatcha gotta lose ♪
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♪ go and make your luck ♪
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♪ with the life you choose ♪
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♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
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♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it ♪
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♪ big time ♪
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Today we are gonna sing a love song.
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It's a slow song,
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about love.
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The record company wants one of your
demo songs to be a ballad.
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Okay, does anybody else notice
the huge guy in the corner?
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I do. That is freight train,
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my new executive in charge
of making people do what I say.
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Now, this is a song about when
you see a girl for the first time,
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and you know she's the one.
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Do you guys know what I'm talking about?
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[soul music]
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- She's mine.
- Dude, she's mine!
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[all yelling at once]
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Freight train!
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Whoa!
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[gasps]
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That was kind of fun.
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What is that smell?
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It's barracuda man spray.
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We're in love with a girl at the Palmwoods,
and this is my edge.
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[puma roars]
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Better wear your 'cuda.
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You need an edge?
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You always get the girl.
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Yeah, give us a chance for once.
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She will be mine.
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- No, she's gonna be mine.
- No, she's not. [all yelling]
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Dogs. Booth. Now.
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[all yelling]
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He is really good.
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[together] Any kind of guy you want,
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♪ that's the kind I'll be ♪
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[sneezes]
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[together] turn myself upside down
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[sneezes]
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♪ Yes, I will ♪
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This is a song about love, not sneezing!
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[microphone feedback shrieks]
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But the pollen count is really high today.
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Then get him to a doctor and fix him,
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while I fix the song,
because it's horrible.
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Freight train, take the dogs home.
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No, I don't want to go to the doctor.
I'm in love. [sneezes]
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Oh, hi, freight train.
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Sorry, James, but we have to
go back to the Palmwoods now.
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You are not allowed to talk
to her until I'm back.
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I mean it! [sneezes]
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Logan, what's the intel?
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Well, according to your
mom's Cosmopolitan magazine,
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75% of the female population
is attracted to the bad boy type.
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I call the bad boy type.
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But it won't matter, because
100% of the female population
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is attracted to men with British accents.
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But none of us are British.
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Speak for yourself, governor.
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What are you gonna go with, Kendall?
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60% like the steamy firemen,
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40% like the brooding loner,
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and 0.7% like the jolly pastry chef.
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How long will you be staying
at the Palmwoods?
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[laughs]
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I'm gonna be myself.
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[laughter]
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[together] That never works.
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[sneezes]
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Now, this should make it all better.
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Ah.
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Okay, what seems to be the problem?
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The problem is that I'm here
when I need to be at the Palmwoods,
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impressing the girl of my dreams.
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It sounds serious.
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I'm prescribing one does
of black bolero jacket
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and 100 CCs of tight pants.
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Awesome.
[sneezes]
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He needs to stop sneezing
so that he can sing.
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It sounds like Roseanne Barr syndrome:
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the irreversible deterioration of the glands
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resulting in pain so severe,
it can only be relieved
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by the sweet mercy of death.
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[sneezes]
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Are you sure it's not pollen?
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Pollen. Of course.
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James, are you afraid
of receiving giant shots?
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[shrieks]
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♪ Here I am, there you are ♪
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♪ why does it seem so far? ♪
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♪ Next to you is where I should be ♪
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Sounds nice.
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[dissonant tone]
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Why are you here?
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Katie has a report for school.
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I'm supposed to do it
on somebody I admire,
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- and I picked you.
- Oh, that is so sweet.
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I'm busy!
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Hey, she admires you!
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And would it kill you
to be nice for once?
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She can stay and ask four questions.
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Go easy on him.
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Do you really admire me?
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No, but if I picked Eleanor Roosevelt,
I'd have to read a bunch of stuff.
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Smart.
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First question.
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Your song is lame.
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That is not a question!
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[dramatic spy music]
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[in English accent] Okay.
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We'll draw palm leaves to see
who gets to ask her out first.
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Short one wins.
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My turn.
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- The other one.
- Logan, give it.
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- Uh-uh.
- I've never had a girlfriend.
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Ah!
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Oh, yes.
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Stand back, boys,
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And watch the bad boy
get the pretty girl.
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Hi, I'm Jo.
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Cool jacket.
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Oh, are you going out
for the bad boy role
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in "magic middle school"?
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I mean, it's a really strong role,
but I hate bad boys in real life.
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I mean, why so angry all the time?
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Yeah.
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Poor old chap.
He's in a bit of a sticky wicket.
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I'm sorry. I didn't get your name.
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[mumbling]
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[in English accent] Reginald
Salisbury from England.
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Wha...
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How exciting.
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Oh, my family visits there every year.
What part of England are you from?
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Uh, cheerio.
Put another shrimp on the Barbie.
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Danke schon.
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You stole my bit.
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She smells so nice, and I panicked.
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She will be mine!
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Oh!
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Camille, not now.
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- Please, not now.
- Of course I'll take you back.
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I'm gonna tell Rachel
we're back together,
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and that I will destroy anybody,
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who tries so come between us.
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[whimpers]
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One Tree Hill?
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Yeah, let's go with that.
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That was...
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[laughs]
[scoffs]
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Whaa.
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- I get a do-over.
- No, you don't.
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Was Camille a good kisser?
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I was...
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Pleasantly surprised.
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Okay, boys.
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Now it's my turn.
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[rock music]
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Aah! Hockey pucks!
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[laughter]
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♪ Any kind of guy you want, ♪
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♪ that's the guy I'll be ♪
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♪ this song is terrible ♪
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♪ it's terrible. ♪
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Don't you have to be in love
to write a love song?
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I mean, you're not
wearing a wedding ring,
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and don't you hate every living thing?
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You don't need love
to write a love song.
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You need passion.
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You replace what your passionate about,
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for love.
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- Okay, so that song is about a sandwich?
- I don't know what this song is about!
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Songs usually come to me!
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But this one is not.
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"Gustavo doesn't know
how to write a song,
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and has never loved."
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Finished.
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Sit down!
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This song's gonna be great.
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I'll show you.
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Freight train!
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Dogs. Now.
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You got it.
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- Can I borrow him sometime?
- No, you cannot.
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Look, I'm not sneezing anymore,
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so I... I guess I can go
back to the Palmwoods now,
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and I definitely need that shot.
[sneezes]
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James, it's not gonna hurt a bit.
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It's gonna hurt a lot.
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[shrieks]
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Stay back. I'm not afraid to use this.
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Barracuda man spray.
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Now in new spice lime.
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Better wear your 'cuda.
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Unbelievable.
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Is there anything besides that shot
that get him to stop sneezing today?
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Hmm, there is one thing that might work.
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Do you think I need a chin implant?
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So we were thinking,
you definitely need a girl strategy.
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So try this.
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[gulps]
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Yeah.
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Thanks, but I think I'm gonna stick
with the "be myself" strategy.
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I told you we should have used the glue.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I just wanted to welcome you
to the Palmwoods.
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I'm Kendall, and, uh...
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This looks weird, right?
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Uh, we can continue this conversation
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when my friend freight train
puts me down.
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Oh.
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We'll do this again sometime.
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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- Whoo!
- Whoo!
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That is not fair.
I get a do-over.
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No, you don't.
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This is fun.
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♪ Any kind of guy you want, ♪
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♪ that's the guy I'll be, ♪
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♪ turn myself upside down ♪
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♪ Yes, I will, yes, I will. ♪
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[garbled singing]
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What was that?
267
00:12:54,153 --> 00:12:55,653
What was that?
268
00:12:55,654 --> 00:12:57,990
You told me to get him
to stop sneezing, and I did.
269
00:12:57,991 --> 00:12:59,817
But he can't sing!
270
00:12:59,818 --> 00:13:02,941
And we have to sing this love song,
271
00:13:02,942 --> 00:13:05,037
because the record
company wants a love song,
272
00:13:05,038 --> 00:13:06,755
and I still hate this song!
273
00:13:06,756 --> 00:13:09,061
Well, he refuses to take
an allergy shot,
274
00:13:09,062 --> 00:13:11,428
and I'm not an nurse!
275
00:13:11,429 --> 00:13:13,477
Your yelling has improved.
276
00:13:13,478 --> 00:13:14,545
But more like this:
277
00:13:14,546 --> 00:13:16,544
Get him an allergy shot!
278
00:13:18,605 --> 00:13:19,730
It's my fault, Gustavo.
279
00:13:19,731 --> 00:13:20,896
[sneezes]
280
00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:22,460
I need to do this.
281
00:13:22,461 --> 00:13:24,004
I'll go get the shot.
282
00:13:30,429 --> 00:13:31,366
[puma roars]
283
00:13:31,367 --> 00:13:32,600
What the...
284
00:13:32,776 --> 00:13:35,081
- I'm not feeling too well.
- I need a shot right now.
285
00:13:36,219 --> 00:13:37,153
You know what, I'm gonna stay here.
286
00:13:37,154 --> 00:13:39,149
- I'm gonna stay.
- Yeah, that's fine.
287
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,184
It's not that bad of a song.
288
00:13:42,185 --> 00:13:45,927
In fact, if I was a girl
and someone sang it to me,
289
00:13:45,966 --> 00:13:47,773
I'd be really touched.
290
00:13:48,778 --> 00:13:49,603
How touched?
291
00:13:49,604 --> 00:13:51,041
Like go out with you touched?
292
00:13:51,042 --> 00:13:53,570
If we sang this song to you...
if you were a girl?
293
00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:54,607
Yeah.
294
00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:58,274
[all yelling]
295
00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:01,852
"so after a day trapped
296
00:14:01,853 --> 00:14:03,914
"within the soundproof
walls of his studio,
297
00:14:03,915 --> 00:14:07,386
Gustavo couldn't write the
song that he wanted and failed."
298
00:14:07,533 --> 00:14:08,664
Report done.
299
00:14:08,665 --> 00:14:12,710
Your report and my song are not done!
300
00:14:12,823 --> 00:14:14,884
Release the hounds!
301
00:14:14,885 --> 00:14:16,118
I need more time.
302
00:14:22,326 --> 00:14:24,178
Where's James?
303
00:14:24,229 --> 00:14:27,200
Well, we were in my car,
then he jumped out,
304
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:29,824
sprayed his entire body with man spray,
305
00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:33,185
jumped into a cab and
shouted, "she will be mine!
306
00:14:33,186 --> 00:14:35,252
She will be mine!"
307
00:14:35,253 --> 00:14:38,468
He's going to the Palmwoods
to steal our girl!
308
00:14:38,469 --> 00:14:40,203
[screams]
309
00:14:42,027 --> 00:14:47,061
[boogie music]
310
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:55,935
Hello.
311
00:14:56,358 --> 00:14:57,808
[both shriek]
312
00:14:57,892 --> 00:14:59,846
Not the reaction I usually get.
313
00:14:59,847 --> 00:15:00,827
But I'm James.
314
00:15:00,828 --> 00:15:02,235
I'm in a band.
315
00:15:02,548 --> 00:15:04,399
Hi, I'm Jo.
316
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,310
It's so nice to meet you.
317
00:15:07,371 --> 00:15:11,059
Hey, I was thinking maybe
we could see a movie later on.
318
00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:11,892
[sneezes]
319
00:15:11,893 --> 00:15:14,462
Don't you think you
should see a doctor first?
320
00:15:14,463 --> 00:15:16,227
Oh, because of my sneezing, right?
321
00:15:16,825 --> 00:15:18,349
Aah!
322
00:15:18,494 --> 00:15:20,281
What happened to my hands?
323
00:15:20,527 --> 00:15:21,538
[sniffs]
324
00:15:21,539 --> 00:15:23,309
Are you wearing barracuda man spray?
325
00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:24,445
Yeah.
326
00:15:25,996 --> 00:15:28,165
Better wear your 'cuda.
327
00:15:28,516 --> 00:15:33,538
You do know that stuff was recalled
for causing severe allergic reactions, right?
328
00:15:34,276 --> 00:15:35,486
Aah!
329
00:15:35,487 --> 00:15:37,665
[shrieking]
330
00:15:40,451 --> 00:15:43,564
Kelly, pick me up.
I need that shot now.
331
00:15:43,565 --> 00:15:45,251
[all shrieking]
332
00:15:45,434 --> 00:15:46,675
I'm allergic to man spray,
333
00:15:46,676 --> 00:15:49,109
And you are not allowed to talk
to her until I'm pretty again.
334
00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:50,463
[together] Forget it.
335
00:15:50,464 --> 00:15:51,651
I'm gonna sing her a song.
336
00:15:51,652 --> 00:15:53,301
- No, I am.
- No, I am.
337
00:15:53,302 --> 00:15:54,122
No.
338
00:15:54,123 --> 00:15:55,795
[all yelling]
339
00:15:55,796 --> 00:15:57,659
I was gonna sing a song and not you.
340
00:15:57,660 --> 00:15:59,263
- No.
- No!
341
00:15:59,264 --> 00:16:00,711
[Ding! Ding!]
342
00:16:02,312 --> 00:16:03,781
She left the pool.
343
00:16:03,782 --> 00:16:04,718
All: She's gone?
344
00:16:04,719 --> 00:16:07,754
Yes, she went to an audition.
She usually returns at 5:30.
345
00:16:07,755 --> 00:16:10,632
[all yelling]
346
00:16:11,698 --> 00:16:13,808
Hey, tell me how you ended your report.
347
00:16:13,809 --> 00:16:16,000
I can take it.
I'm a man.
348
00:16:16,001 --> 00:16:17,118
[huffs]
349
00:16:18,130 --> 00:16:22,001
"Clearly past his prime, and with
no life experience to reflect on,
350
00:16:22,002 --> 00:16:26,266
Gustavo couldn't finish the love song.
He so desperately craved."
351
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,198
That is so not cool.
352
00:16:28,199 --> 00:16:30,671
My report is due tomorrow.
353
00:16:30,672 --> 00:16:33,137
And so is my song,
354
00:16:33,138 --> 00:16:35,261
which I can't find!
355
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:36,138
You can help me.
356
00:16:36,139 --> 00:16:40,561
Have you ever loved something so much
that you couldn't live without it?
357
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,717
My premium cable package.
358
00:16:42,733 --> 00:16:43,535
I see your point.
359
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:44,371
[exclaims]
360
00:16:44,372 --> 00:16:47,513
Try getting out of that box
once in a while and live life.
361
00:16:47,514 --> 00:16:49,676
That song is not in there, dude.
362
00:16:49,677 --> 00:16:50,870
Trust me.
363
00:16:50,905 --> 00:16:53,247
Would you like to join us for a sandwich?
364
00:16:53,368 --> 00:16:55,242
- Can I come too?
- Sure.
365
00:16:55,243 --> 00:16:56,405
Shotgun.
366
00:16:59,178 --> 00:17:01,126
Give me a shot now!
367
00:17:01,127 --> 00:17:02,302
I'm not afraid anymore,
368
00:17:02,303 --> 00:17:05,750
And I am not pretty under here,
and... and I'm in love and...
369
00:17:05,751 --> 00:17:07,847
- Pffft.
- [shrieks]
370
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:08,905
Hey.
371
00:17:08,993 --> 00:17:10,440
That wasn't that bad.
372
00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:13,785
Nice jacket.
373
00:17:13,786 --> 00:17:16,172
- What did you give him?
- Something for his panic attack.
374
00:17:16,173 --> 00:17:17,718
Were you not here?
375
00:17:18,361 --> 00:17:20,741
He's got to sing a song!
376
00:17:20,742 --> 00:17:21,812
Hmm.
377
00:17:21,991 --> 00:17:24,877
Sing a song, sing a song,
sing-a-song shot.
378
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:27,716
♪ Sing-a-song shot...♪
379
00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:31,630
[laughing] Oh, yeah.
380
00:17:35,284 --> 00:17:36,617
Okay, go now.
381
00:17:36,832 --> 00:17:37,957
Here is perfect.
382
00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:39,397
Well, shouldn't we wait for
the other dudes?
383
00:17:39,398 --> 00:17:41,460
Change of plans. It's a solo now.
384
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:44,005
Just strum like you've
never strummed before.
385
00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:47,724
♪ Here I am, there you are, ♪
386
00:17:47,725 --> 00:17:50,582
♪ why does it seem so far? ♪
387
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:54,144
♪ Next to you is where I should be ♪
388
00:17:54,145 --> 00:17:55,618
Aah!
389
00:17:55,670 --> 00:17:57,527
[Crash!]
390
00:17:57,528 --> 00:17:58,530
Go on. Go on.
391
00:17:58,531 --> 00:18:01,253
♪ Something I want so bad, ♪
392
00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:03,964
♪ know what's inside your head, ♪
393
00:18:03,965 --> 00:18:07,532
♪ maybe I can see what you see. ♪
394
00:18:07,533 --> 00:18:09,221
Aaah!
395
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:12,496
♪ I got to keep on believing, ♪
396
00:18:12,497 --> 00:18:14,417
♪ everything takes time, ♪
397
00:18:14,418 --> 00:18:19,204
♪ I'll make up any reason to make you mine. ♪
398
00:18:19,205 --> 00:18:22,024
♪ If you're staying or leaving, ♪
399
00:18:22,025 --> 00:18:24,138
♪ I'll follow your lead, ♪
400
00:18:24,139 --> 00:18:26,578
♪ so why keep pretending? ♪
401
00:18:26,579 --> 00:18:28,297
♪ Open your eyes. ♪
402
00:18:28,298 --> 00:18:30,776
[together] I can be what you need,
403
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,773
♪ pick any kind of guy you want, girl ♪
404
00:18:32,774 --> 00:18:35,038
♪ that's the guy I'll be, ♪
405
00:18:35,039 --> 00:18:37,634
♪ I'll turn myself upside down ♪
406
00:18:37,635 --> 00:18:39,307
- Yes, I will
- no, I will!
407
00:18:39,308 --> 00:18:40,215
- I will!
- I will!
408
00:18:40,216 --> 00:18:41,467
No, I will!
409
00:18:42,076 --> 00:18:43,607
Hey, guys!
410
00:18:43,608 --> 00:18:44,639
Guys.
411
00:18:44,695 --> 00:18:46,326
Great song.
412
00:18:46,327 --> 00:18:50,348
But you should probably know
that I have a boyfriend back home.
413
00:18:50,349 --> 00:18:51,575
All: What?
414
00:18:51,576 --> 00:18:53,512
But we can still be friends, right?
415
00:18:53,705 --> 00:18:55,372
All: Yeah.
416
00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:58,597
Well, that stunk.
417
00:18:58,598 --> 00:19:02,194
No, that was amazing!
418
00:19:02,195 --> 00:19:03,844
I know what this song is.
419
00:19:03,845 --> 00:19:06,131
It's not a slow love song;
420
00:19:06,132 --> 00:19:08,394
It's a fast love song.
421
00:19:08,395 --> 00:19:09,438
Katie.
422
00:19:09,645 --> 00:19:12,696
Do not finish that report
until I finish this song.
423
00:19:12,697 --> 00:19:15,677
Freight train, to the studio.
424
00:19:16,216 --> 00:19:17,679
[groaning]
425
00:19:19,843 --> 00:19:21,075
A little help.
426
00:19:22,672 --> 00:19:24,130
[laughs]
427
00:19:24,576 --> 00:19:26,733
Uh, you told me you
didn't have a boyfriend.
428
00:19:26,734 --> 00:19:30,201
Uh, I don't, but I can't
deal with that every day.
429
00:19:30,257 --> 00:19:32,957
Oh, boys are stupid.
430
00:19:32,958 --> 00:19:35,605
- Remember, Logan's mine.
- Got it.
431
00:19:35,704 --> 00:19:39,976
[soft rock music]
432
00:19:39,977 --> 00:19:41,978
♪ Here I am, there you are, ♪
433
00:19:41,979 --> 00:19:44,102
♪ why does it seem so far? ♪
434
00:19:44,103 --> 00:19:48,320
- Next to you is where I should be
- Where I wanna be...
435
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:50,508
♪ Something I want so bad, ♪
436
00:19:50,509 --> 00:19:52,631
♪ know what's inside your head, ♪
437
00:19:52,632 --> 00:19:56,727
♪ maybe I can see what you see ♪
♪ Tell me what you see... ♪
438
00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:59,097
♪ I gotta keep on believing, ♪
439
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,882
♪ that everything takes time. ♪
440
00:20:00,883 --> 00:20:05,152
♪ I'll make up any reason
to make you mine. ♪
441
00:20:05,153 --> 00:20:07,585
♪ If you're staying or leaving, ♪
442
00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:09,585
♪ I'll follow your lead ♪
443
00:20:09,586 --> 00:20:12,014
♪ so why keep pretending, ♪
444
00:20:12,015 --> 00:20:14,075
♪ open your eyes ♪
445
00:20:14,076 --> 00:20:16,298
♪ I can be what you need ♪
446
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:18,276
All: Any kind of guy you want, girl,
447
00:20:18,277 --> 00:20:20,576
♪ that's the kind I'll be. ♪
448
00:20:20,577 --> 00:20:23,327
♪ Turn myself upside down. ♪
449
00:20:23,328 --> 00:20:25,107
♪ Yes, I will. Yes, I will. ♪
450
00:20:25,108 --> 00:20:26,795
All: any kind of guy you want, girl
451
00:20:26,796 --> 00:20:29,077
♪ You know I'll agree, ♪
452
00:20:29,078 --> 00:20:31,748
♪ turn your whole world around. ♪
453
00:20:31,749 --> 00:20:33,732
♪ Yes, I will. Yes, I will. ♪
454
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:37,625
All: Any kind, any kind,
any kind of guy you want.
455
00:20:37,626 --> 00:20:39,781
♪ If you decide to change your mind, ♪
456
00:20:39,782 --> 00:20:41,890
♪ I will be there. ♪
457
00:20:41,891 --> 00:20:44,014
♪ Won't you try one more try, ♪
458
00:20:44,015 --> 00:20:46,203
♪ be my favorite kind of girl. ♪
459
00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:47,233
♪ You decide, ♪
460
00:20:47,234 --> 00:20:48,311
♪ it's all right, ♪
461
00:20:48,312 --> 00:20:51,116
♪ I will be there. ♪
462
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:54,863
♪ Let me know if I'm getting through, ♪
463
00:20:55,259 --> 00:20:58,381
♪ making you understand. ♪
464
00:20:59,853 --> 00:21:03,429
♪ If it's wrong, I'll try something new. ♪
465
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,506
♪ Don't look away, ♪
466
00:21:05,507 --> 00:21:07,644
♪ 'cause I'm here to stay, ♪
467
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:11,883
♪ if it's a game, then I'm gonna play. ♪
468
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:14,072
All: Any kind of guy you want, girl
469
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,356
- that's the kind I'll be,
- that's the kind I'll be,
470
00:21:16,357 --> 00:21:20,837
- Turn myself upside down
- Yes, I will. Yes, I will.
471
00:21:20,838 --> 00:21:24,835
All: Any kind, any kind,
any kind of guy you want,
472
00:21:24,836 --> 00:21:26,982
♪ if you decide to change your mind, ♪
473
00:21:26,983 --> 00:21:29,755
♪ I will be there. ♪
474
00:21:33,858 --> 00:21:35,587
I tell you I want a slow love song,
475
00:21:35,588 --> 00:21:39,240
and instead, you ignore me and give me...
476
00:21:39,764 --> 00:21:40,946
A hit.
477
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:42,820
Yes.
478
00:21:42,821 --> 00:21:44,712
But I still want a slow love song,
479
00:21:44,713 --> 00:21:46,213
and put the word "baby" in it.
480
00:21:46,214 --> 00:21:48,569
Yeah, that's good.
481
00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:53,484
And what's your name?
482
00:21:53,485 --> 00:21:54,808
Freight train.
483
00:21:54,962 --> 00:21:57,413
Of course it is.
484
00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:01,407
[cheering]
485
00:22:03,741 --> 00:22:04,817
Well?
486
00:22:07,207 --> 00:22:12,241
"So, like all great artists,
Gustavo finds his music in life,
487
00:22:12,242 --> 00:22:15,691
and that's why I admire Gustavo Rocque."
488
00:22:15,993 --> 00:22:17,711
Amazing.
489
00:22:17,730 --> 00:22:21,194
You forgot to write, "I'm amazing."
490
00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:24,048
And we are not going to fight
over girls anymore, right?
491
00:22:24,049 --> 00:22:24,934
[together] Right.
492
00:22:24,935 --> 00:22:27,700
We're gonna be civilized and
only go after girls we meet alone,
493
00:22:27,701 --> 00:22:28,936
and not together, agreed?
494
00:22:28,937 --> 00:22:30,645
[together] Agreed.
495
00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:31,692
Hey.
496
00:22:32,193 --> 00:22:33,911
I just arrived at the Palmwoods.
497
00:22:33,912 --> 00:22:35,614
Can you tell me where the gym is?
498
00:22:36,653 --> 00:22:38,662
[sighs] It's past the pool and to the right.
499
00:22:38,663 --> 00:22:40,490
Great. Thanks.
500
00:22:43,622 --> 00:22:45,944
She's mine! She's mine!
501
00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:53,640
♪ Do you want to, ♪
502
00:22:53,641 --> 00:22:57,642
♪ ride in a big limousine? ♪
503
00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:00,982
♪ If you gonna be discovered, ♪
504
00:23:00,983 --> 00:23:02,856
♪ end up on the cover, ♪
505
00:23:02,857 --> 00:23:04,014
♪ of every star studded, ♪
506
00:23:04,015 --> 00:23:06,922
♪ super market magazine, ♪
507
00:23:06,923 --> 00:23:08,788
♪ you can do it. ♪
508
00:23:08,789 --> 00:23:11,042
♪ Stick right to it. ♪
509
00:23:11,299 --> 00:23:13,747
♪ It could happen tonight. ♪
510
00:23:13,748 --> 00:23:17,608
♪ You wanna be famous.♪
♪ Famous ♪
511
00:23:17,609 --> 00:23:19,061
♪ You wanna be the one, ♪
512
00:23:19,062 --> 00:23:21,254
♪ who's living the life.♪
513
00:23:21,255 --> 00:23:25,380
♪ You wanna be famous. ♪
♪ Famous ♪
514
00:23:25,381 --> 00:23:26,804
♪ You wanna be the one, ♪
515
00:23:26,805 --> 00:23:29,392
♪ who's taking a free ride.♪
516
00:23:29,393 --> 00:23:39,360
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00:23:39,410 --> 00:23:43,960
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