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ah ah, oh ohh
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opportunities like this come
Once in a lifetime, and when
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They do, you gotta grab it and
Turn that thing big time.
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Turn it, and I predict a 90%
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Chance of bodily harm, and I'm
Talking about us, not them.
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Wimp.
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Huhh! It's stuck.
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I had my pop star dream again Last night.
This time, I was
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Wearing my lucky white v-neck,
And I sang a smokey robinson
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Song.
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tracks of my tears, Ey, ey
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What are we doing?
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A janitor left the t-bar In
the sprinkler valve, and do
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You wanna help us soak the
girls Field hockey team?
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Yeah.
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I gotta get new friends.
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And now we run.
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Whoa!
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Whoo! Whoo!
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This is what it's gonna be
Like when I'm famous. Only,
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The girls won't be trying To kill me.
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Uhh.
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Go, go, go, go!
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Aah! Aah!
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Whoa. Timeout!
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Give james the helmet.
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We gotta protect the face.
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Right.
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I love you guys.
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Time in.
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Where am I, and why Am I freezing?
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You're in minnesota.
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What's up, minnesota?!
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I hate all of them.
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Yes, I know.
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And the state for freezing My latte.
Also, I need A bigger coat.
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It's our last stop, so just
Focus and try not to make
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Everybody cry.
Somewhere here is Your next big star.
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I can feel it.
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I'm the star! What I need is A
canvas with great hair that
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I can paint my pomp on.
I need A singing block of wood that
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I can set on fire, so please Tell
me, where in, uh... minnesota.
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Where in minnesota is My fire?!
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Ow.
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Pussycat dolls make the pain Go away.
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Yes. I love them.
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I'm gonna marry her someday.
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You're gonna marry
Nicole scherzinger? How?
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No, no, no, no!
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I'm gonna be famous,
Sing to sold-out arenas,
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Have, like, 5 houses, *
make the girls go crazy *
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And then marry nicole.
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Are you done? Please be done.
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No, 'cause here's the part
Where I shake the booty.
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I'm gonna be famous, Gonna marry nicole
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carlos.
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Got it. Uhh!
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Do you wanna be a pop star?
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Yes.
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Well, today's your chance
If you're in minnesota.
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Are you ready?
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I'm in minnesota.
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I'm gonna be the next Gwen stefani!
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That's jenny tinkler From homeroom.
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Gustavo rocque, nineties
Mega-producer of bands like
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Boyquake, boyz in the attic, and
Boyzcity is lookin' for his next
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Pop superstar, but he's even
More famous for his quote in
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"rolling stone," when he said...
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I better than a dog.
Then it's pop star I sing better than a dog.
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Sign-ups are until 5 pm,
So if pop star is on...
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Your list of things to do...
call all moms now.
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You still have time.
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I'm sway... mom, call me when
You get this message. We need
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A ride real bad.
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Ring!
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I got it. Hello. Yeah.
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Uh-huh. Ok, great.
Get here As fast as you can.
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Your mom's coming!
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No, but this nice lady's Sending
her crew over to give us
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A free estimate On aluminum siding.
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Aah!
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Kendall!
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Logan has a learner's permit.
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But I need an adult In the
car with me and a car.
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Kendall, do something.
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What are you lookin' at me For?
Logan's the genius.
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What... I panic under pressure, And
then you always come up with
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The answer.
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What? That is so not true,
And... I know how to get there.
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All you have to do is sit In the car.
Logan'll drive,
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And we'll shovel your walkway
For free all winter long.
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Come on. Faster.
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Faster! Faster!
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Do you have her purse?
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Uh, purse.
Do you have her purse?
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Uh, purse.
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What about her cane?
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It'll be fine.
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We can't be late.
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I don't wanna break her!
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and I'm So in love with you
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your singing makes me wanna Dance.
Off of a cliff! Next!
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thunder
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next!
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I love life More than
anyone, Doo doo doo
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get off the stage!
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No! No... next!
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That's actually the best
Singing we've heard all day.
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Next!
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waah
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ohh
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aah
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ohh
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I do
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ahh
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have
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listen here, sister.
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That's the worst singing
I've Ever heard in my life!
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You know these people have Feelings, right?
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Oh, neat. Guess what I have.
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29 platinum records!
I don't Need feelings. What I need is
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The guy the record company paid
Me a million dollars to find to
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Make my fire. And if you and
I Do not find him or her,
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We're fired! Keep walking!
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Don't stop at the microphone!
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Just keep walking! And good-bye.
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Don't worry.
Sign-ups are Until 5:00, and it's
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One minute till 5:00.
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Baaaah!
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Get out! Get out! Get out!
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Come on!
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Oh, my god! Hurry up!
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Go! Go! Go! Come on!
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My name is james diamond,
And I... I wanna be famous.
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whoa, oh...
ow!
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Fill out the rest of this Sheet
and wait for your number
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To be called.
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Did you get in?
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Yes! I told you.
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This is madness! I'm a star!
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I'm gonna be the next Gwen stefani!
Oh, hey, guys.
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Hey, jenny.
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He's evil. I'm a star!
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A star!
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You, name.
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Me?
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, no, thank you.
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I'm gonna be a doctor.
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Yeah, well, I'm a desperate
Talent scout, and you have
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A cute smile, and justin
Timberlake made $44 million
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Dollars last year.
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Hit me.
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I wanna be famous, too.
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whoa, oh
yes.
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You, tall, blond, And
eyebrows, you want your
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Dreams to come true today?
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Sorry. My dream is to play
Center for the minnesota wild,
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But I'll also consider The maple leafs.
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Ah. 810 is next.
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Oh, look. You're next.
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Dude, you don't sing.
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Carlos, that was the worst Pep
talk in history. Luckily I'm
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A genius. I'll think Of something.
Kendall.
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Beat box.
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Got it.
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wakka-chicka, wakka-chicka,
Wakka-chicka
stop!
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Stop it forever.
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Uh, I just started.
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And now you're finished, But
I'm not, because I wanna
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Tell you what else you are!
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Get back here! I have bad words,
And I wanna use them on you!
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I wanna make fun of you...
don't go in there.
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He... he... he's satan.
He's satan With bug-eyed sunglasses.
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811. 811's up.
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All you, buddy. Go get 'em.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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hoo,
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Hoo,
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Hoo *
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hu-ehh!
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No!
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Not goin' to hollywood.
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812. 812's up.
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James this is your dream, Not mine.
Remember,
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Opportunities like this come
Once in a lifetime. Now grab on
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To that dream with both
hands And go big time.
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Well, he's not hideous.
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people say I'm the life
Of the party because
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I tell a joke or two *
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not bad.
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although I might be
Laughin' loud and hearty,
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Deep inside, I know... *
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stop. Stop.
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I'm sorry.
I got a l... A little nervous there.
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Can I start over?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Start over. Why don't you, uh,
Go outside and then just don't
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Come back in. Ok? Next!
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But I'm good.
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I don't need good. I need The fire, ok?
I need someone to
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Knock me out of my seat, and as
You can tell, I'm still in it,
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Because you have no talent!
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No talent?! No talent?!
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You're the one with no talent.
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You haven't had a hit In 10 years.
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Hey, "girl to my heart" by
Boyquake was a hit 9 years ago.
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Oh, "girl to my heart.
" let Me see if I can remember that
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Rock classic.
* girl, my eyes, And, girl, my mind,
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It never stops after it
starts, 'cause you're a girl,
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A girl, a girl to my Heart, heart, heart *
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whoa! Whoa! Security!
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Hey, here's a new hit for You.
* oh, you're such a turd,
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Oh, yeah, a giant turd,
And you look like a turd,
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And you smell like a turd *
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Hey, get off me. Come on.
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Get off me.
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Quick. What's the worst that
Could happen if I try and break
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Him free?
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Uh, j-juvenile, one prior For mooning.
20 hours
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Community service.
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I can live with that.
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Oh.
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Aah! Yeah, how do you
Like that, fluffy?!
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Aah!
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I gotta get new friends.
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Get off of me!
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Mom, remember that time I
saved you from choking? Wow,
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That was close. And I love you.
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I feel so alive.
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Dude, how did you know Those songs?
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They play boyquake on the
Nineties channel all day
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At work, and I made up The giant turd song.
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That was catchy.
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What happened? The truth.
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Now.
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Mrs. Majkowski helped us
try To make james famous.
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But this producer guy was
Super mean to everyone.
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So I sang him the giant turd
Song, and there was a tiny
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Fight, but nobody got hurt.
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And now I'm really sad.
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Ok. Who want's a sandwich?
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Ooh, yes.
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That'd be great.
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Wait. That's it? That's your Interrogation?
You didn't put
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The screws to 'em or slap
'em With the hard cheese.
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I don't know what you're
Talking about, but you are not
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Allowed to watch fox anymore.
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Well, can I least Hear the giant turd song?
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oh, you're such a turd
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oh, yeah, a giant turd
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and you look like a turd,
And you smell like a turd
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And you smell like a turd *
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And you smell like a turd *
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oh, you're such a turd,
Oh, yeah, a giant turd,
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And you look like a turd... *
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Aah!
259
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Yes!
I knew you'd come back For me.
260
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I'm not here for you.
261
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I'm here for him.
262
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I'm here for him.
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What?
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I'll make some tea.
265
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Mrs. Knight, I wanna take
Your family to los angeles
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And produce some demo tracks With kendall.
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You can't be serious.
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It'll take 3 months.
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We'll take care of all Of your expenses.
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Kendall, you have a gift.
271
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You have the fire.
You also have Anger management issues.
272
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Some people say I have anger
Management issues, but I also
273
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Have 5 houses!
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people say I'm the life
Of the party, becau...
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stop it.
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Ok.
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00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,880
Please.
Don't ever Do that again.
278
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
280
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Kendall, we've traveled to 22 cities.
We've auditioned over
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20,000 people, and gustavo's Picked you.
282
00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,370
But I'm not a singer.
283
00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:52,380
You sing all the time... in the
Car, at the table. You sing to
284
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Me when I can't sleep at night.
285
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No, I don't.
286
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Yes, you do, honey.
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When you shovel the driveway.
288
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When you answered the door 2 minutes ago.
289
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But that's not singing.
290
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:02,650
Yes, it is, honey.
291
00:14:02,780 --> 00:14:05,360
And he's always singing along
To the nineties channel.
292
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Katie!
293
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So, what do you say, kiddo, Huh?
You wanna go out to l.A.
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And be molded and shaped
Into a big old star by
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The gustavo rocque? Ha ha.
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00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:24,790
No.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
298
00:14:30,650 --> 00:14:33,090
I'm gonna need to take A minute.
I'm gonna need to take
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A minute right now.
300
00:14:38,930 --> 00:14:40,100
It's for the teacup.
301
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,910
I'm gonna destroy this state!
302
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:44,650
And the planter Outside.
303
00:14:45,940 --> 00:14:47,430
This state owes me a latte!
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00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:49,093
Here's my card.
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00:14:49,094 --> 00:14:50,685
If you change Your mind, call.
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00:14:50,686 --> 00:14:53,870
You shouldout.
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Idiot.
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00:15:06,020 --> 00:15:10,710
Night on this whole singing
Thing, and katie was right.
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You're an idiot.
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It's breaking right.
311
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:21,820
Guys, I don't wanna go To l.
A. With that jerk. I wanna
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00:15:21,890 --> 00:15:24,790
Be here with you jerks and
play Hockey for our team.
313
00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:26,530
But this is just like hockey.
314
00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:29,080
Only, instead of crashing The boards andus
315
00:15:29,170 --> 00:15:30,410
You're singing and dancing.
316
00:15:30,450 --> 00:15:31,970
What have you got to lose?
317
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:37,710
Dude, california... the girls, The
beach, the stars. The girls.
318
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,640
Yeah, but none of that Matters
if it's minus my best
319
00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:43,760
Friends.
Add those numbers up, Professor.
320
00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:46,900
Ok, carry the 2. Ah, nope.
321
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,620
Still an idiot.
322
00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:52,610
What about you?
You haven't Said anything to me all day.
323
00:15:52,670 --> 00:15:53,740
I'm not talkin' to you.
324
00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:54,600
You just did.
325
00:15:54,650 --> 00:15:57,040
You know what? All right, Dude,
part of me hates you right
326
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,060
Now. No, all of me hates you.
327
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:01,280
But call that guy back.
328
00:16:01,510 --> 00:16:05,900
That guy said you have
No talent, made you cry,
329
00:16:05,970 --> 00:16:07,410
And broke my mom's teacup.
330
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:10,270
But he wants to make You famous.
331
00:16:13,830 --> 00:16:14,810
Uhh!
332
00:16:15,530 --> 00:16:17,170
Sorry.
333
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:23,440
Ok, if I make a hole in one, You
have to call that guy back.
334
00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:32,010
Wha-hoo! Whaah!
335
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,340
Ooh.
336
00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:34,550
Ooh. You should still
ooh.
337
00:16:34,550 --> 00:16:35,610
Ooh.
You should still Call him.
338
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:38,170
He's been on the cover
Of "rolling stone."
339
00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:41,150
what other odd things do
you Carry in your pockets?
340
00:16:41,230 --> 00:16:45,110
My lucky comb and 8x10
Personalized head shots...
341
00:16:45,180 --> 00:16:48,390
One boy next door, one bad boy.
342
00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:50,980
We just want what's best For you, man.
343
00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:52,570
I'm logan.
344
00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:53,430
Oh. You.
345
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:53,560
Oh. You.
346
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,580
He got hit by a car for you.
347
00:16:57,740 --> 00:17:01,060
Yeah, opportunities like this
Come once in a lifetime.
348
00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:03,890
Now let me get this straight.
349
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,940
You're saying if you all had
A chance to go to l.A. With
350
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:10,530
A giant turd producer to
record Demos, you'd go.
351
00:17:10,570 --> 00:17:11,610
Yes.
352
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:25,820
Sorry. Kelly wainwright,
Rocque records.
353
00:17:38,030 --> 00:17:39,010
Don't think about him.
354
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,230
Think millions of dollars.
355
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:42,550
Think millions of girls.
356
00:17:42,710 --> 00:17:44,680
Think of me as the backup Singer
who could spin off in his
357
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,440
Own solo career, you know,
After your second album.
358
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:53,110
Well?
359
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:58,790
Ok, I'll go to l.A.
With you And record some demos if...
360
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:02,640
You take my buds and
make us A singing group.
361
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:03,310
Dude!
362
00:18:03,530 --> 00:18:03,990
Cold up my nose.
363
00:18:03,990 --> 00:18:04,380
Cold up my nose.
364
00:18:04,470 --> 00:18:06,380
Well, you guys said You would go.
365
00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:10,270
I-I'm sorry.
Are you trying To make a deal with me?
366
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,910
I make the deals.
367
00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:14,880
If you want me, you have to Take all of us.
368
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,190
Have you even heard your friends Sing?
Oh, that's right.
369
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:22,260
They can't.
370
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:26,000
Well, I'm no mega-producer
Like you, but I know they sing
371
00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:30,800
Better than dogs, and you can
Turn them into stars. Right?
372
00:18:30,890 --> 00:18:33,270
Is this supposed to sway me?
373
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,450
I'm gustavo rocque. I'm amazing.
374
00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:40,690
I'm amazing. And if you think
For one second that I'm so
375
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:43,280
Desperate because of 2 or 22
Cities that I haven't been able
376
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:47,390
To find anybody, you can think
Again, because there is no way,
377
00:18:47,630 --> 00:18:50,570
No way gustavo rocque is takin'
378
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:54,600
The 4 dogs from minnesota to Los
angeles to make them stars.
379
00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:57,920
It's never gonna happen. Never!
380
00:18:58,810 --> 00:19:00,770
So, we have a deal.
381
00:19:01,670 --> 00:19:02,520
Yep.
382
00:19:06,870 --> 00:19:08,460
do you want to
383
00:19:09,130 --> 00:19:13,570
Ride in a big limousine?
384
00:19:13,710 --> 00:19:21,060
Tell me do you want to Take a
little bite Of the fame machine? *
385
00:19:21,150 --> 00:19:23,730
you wanna be famous
386
00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:24,620
famous
387
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:30,120
you wanna be the one
Who's takin' a free ride
388
00:19:31,210 --> 00:19:35,330
welcome to the palm woods,
Home of the future famous.
389
00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:39,090
That's the first palm
tree I've ever touched.
390
00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:41,740
Every year, kids and parents
From all over the world come
391
00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:44,790
Here looking for fame in
tv, Movies, and music.
392
00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:48,290
Oh, hey. There's that funny Kid
from the juice box Commercials.
393
00:19:48,370 --> 00:19:50,640
I just want my Childhood back!
394
00:19:50,710 --> 00:19:52,210
Tyler, let's go.
395
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:53,140
Ok.
396
00:19:53,210 --> 00:19:54,390
You guys are gonna love it here.
397
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,360
The rooms are clean, You're
close to the studio,
398
00:19:56,380 --> 00:19:58,890
And there is an amazing pool.
399
00:20:00,650 --> 00:20:02,020
I love pools.
400
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:10,000
doo doo, doo doo, Doo doo, doo doo
401
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,070
we're so not in minnesota Anymore.
402
00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:15,750
Uh, minnie who now?
403
00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:17,900
What can I say?
404
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,920
You guys were right.
405
00:20:20,530 --> 00:20:24,610
How dare you?! What we had Was real!
But you threw it all
406
00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:29,730
Away for trish! Trish, my sworn Enemy!
I never wanna see you
407
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:32,040
Again, troy! Never!
408
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:39,910
What just happened?
409
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:43,250
You new guys just met
Camille, the palm woods
410
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,240
Method actress queen.
411
00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:50,260
The name's tyler. You may have
Seen me acting on various juice
412
00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:54,700
Box commercials. Only, I don't
Wanna be an actor. I wanna be
413
00:20:54,790 --> 00:20:55,760
A kid.
414
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:56,680
Tyler!
415
00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:57,750
Oh! Hide me.
416
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,450
Have you seen my son?
417
00:21:02,450 --> 00:21:02,910
Have you seen my son?
418
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:07,980
Red hair, adorable, born to be A star?
We've got an audition!
419
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:09,780
He went that way.
420
00:21:11,150 --> 00:21:11,920
She's gone.
421
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:12,400
She's gone.
422
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:14,580
Thanks.
423
00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:17,420
So is everyone here an actor?
424
00:21:17,490 --> 00:21:19,110
No. That's guitar dude.
425
00:21:19,290 --> 00:21:20,700
He's a "songwriter."
426
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:22,290
what's up?
427
00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:25,300
what's up? What's up?
428
00:21:25,330 --> 00:21:27,230
What's up? * Yeah.
429
00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:33,050
Oh, that's lightning, oh, that's
lightning, The tv wonder dog.
430
00:21:34,410 --> 00:21:35,760
He's good.
431
00:21:36,010 --> 00:21:39,250
Oh, and then there's the Jennifers.
3 girls all have
432
00:21:39,290 --> 00:21:43,780
The same name, who sing, dance, And act.
433
00:21:59,630 --> 00:22:00,680
Hey!
434
00:22:03,350 --> 00:22:03,840
We're in a band.
435
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:04,540
We're in a band.
436
00:22:04,730 --> 00:22:05,500
Really?
437
00:22:05,630 --> 00:22:07,050
Oh, my gosh.
438
00:22:07,950 --> 00:22:10,210
And we're actresses Who don't care.
439
00:22:11,570 --> 00:22:13,040
Wanna go to the movies Tonight?
440
00:22:13,780 --> 00:22:16,010
Are you guys starring In the movie?
441
00:22:16,190 --> 00:22:16,970
No.
442
00:22:17,150 --> 00:22:18,240
Then no.
443
00:22:18,410 --> 00:22:20,720
If that seems harsh, It's
because it is, and so is
444
00:22:20,780 --> 00:22:23,380
This town, so...
445
00:22:24,090 --> 00:22:25,260
Later.
446
00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:29,640
I'm so in love.
447
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,320
I'm so in love.
448
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:36,470
Ok, reality check.
We have to Promise ourselves now that we're
449
00:22:36,530 --> 00:22:40,290
Not gonna let this singing thing
Or this town change us. We are 4
450
00:22:40,330 --> 00:22:43,090
Hockey players from minnesota,
And we can never forget that.
451
00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:44,520
Do we all agree?
452
00:22:44,580 --> 00:22:46,290
Yes.
453
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:53,340
Once you've sipped from a real
Coconut, there's no goin' back.
454
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:54,820
So true.
455
00:23:07,650 --> 00:23:11,150
Ok, we do realize there are
3 of them and 4 of us.
456
00:23:11,230 --> 00:23:12,390
And they blew us off.
457
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,560
No, they said, "later."
458
00:23:15,630 --> 00:23:16,860
and it's later.
459
00:23:16,910 --> 00:23:19,450
Ok, mom's all checked in,
Your sister complained again
460
00:23:19,530 --> 00:23:21,780
That she has no friends, so your
Mom let her watch "shark cage"
461
00:23:21,870 --> 00:23:27,370
On fox, and now it's time To start
gustavo's boy-band Boot camp.
462
00:23:27,420 --> 00:23:30,180
Kelly, we're a little Busy here.
463
00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:33,710
So am I. And they won't go
For you until you're famous,
464
00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:34,600
So let's roll.
465
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,350
Ho ho ho. Kelly, kelly,
Clearly you don't understand
466
00:23:37,420 --> 00:23:39,140
The power of the...
467
00:23:42,770 --> 00:23:43,980
Whew.
468
00:23:45,260 --> 00:23:46,530
Ladies...
469
00:23:48,110 --> 00:23:50,930
I don't think we Properly introduced...
470
00:23:51,770 --> 00:23:53,070
Ourselves.
471
00:23:53,130 --> 00:23:54,920
Ok, let's go to boot camp.
472
00:23:55,010 --> 00:23:58,150
ah ah, oh ohh
473
00:24:03,220 --> 00:24:03,480
ahem.
474
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:04,280
Ahem.
475
00:24:05,830 --> 00:24:10,820
Hey, griffin.
Hey, I have Been meaning to call you.
476
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:14,450
Yes, and I've been meaning
To teach my pet liger sign
477
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,660
Language, but I didn't either.
478
00:24:22,930 --> 00:24:25,970
I also did not approve of one
Million dollars to find a boy
479
00:24:26,030 --> 00:24:28,200
Band. The boy band is dead.
480
00:24:28,270 --> 00:24:30,100
Show him the research.
481
00:24:34,490 --> 00:24:38,340
I have a plan. It's a 3-month Plan.
It's gonna blow you away.
482
00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:42,750
Change of plan.
The rcmcbt Globalnet sanyoid board of
483
00:24:42,820 --> 00:24:45,650
Directors meeting is in 4 days,
And I need to throw them some
484
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:49,490
Red meat, which means you have
Exactly 3 days to serve me
485
00:24:49,610 --> 00:24:51,720
A tasty dish.
486
00:24:52,150 --> 00:24:55,230
3 days?
You're giving me 3 days.
487
00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:59,670
Yes, and I want a look, a Name,
and a song that will make
488
00:24:59,730 --> 00:25:02,890
11- to 15-year-olds steal their
Parents' credit cards so they
489
00:25:02,930 --> 00:25:07,770
Can buy it. This band has to
Have it all, gustavo, because as
490
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:11,480
You know, I want it all. Mmm.
491
00:25:11,550 --> 00:25:15,250
Warm pants. There's nothing
like The feeling of warm pants.
492
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,300
Get gustavo some warm pants.
493
00:25:18,530 --> 00:25:23,230
Friday, 10 a.M., and they better
Be good, or you're finished.
494
00:25:28,830 --> 00:25:33,230
No!
495
00:25:37,610 --> 00:25:41,170
Welcome to rocque records, Where
you are gonna sing, dance,
496
00:25:41,230 --> 00:25:44,880
And sweat your butts off if you
Wanna end up on these walls.
497
00:25:49,750 --> 00:25:52,230
Do we want to end up On these walls?
498
00:25:52,270 --> 00:25:52,970
Yes.
499
00:25:53,060 --> 00:25:56,770
Guys, say hi to Nicole scherzinger
from The pussycat dolls.
500
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:58,380
Whahh.
501
00:25:58,430 --> 00:26:00,140
Hey, guys. What's up?
502
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:03,990
He's gonna marry you.
503
00:26:04,070 --> 00:26:05,730
Where's my ring?
504
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:10,700
I... I... I... we're recording
some demos With gustavo.
505
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:12,000
Gustavo.
506
00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:13,570
Yeah.
Have you worked With him?
507
00:26:13,670 --> 00:26:16,740
Yes, actually on my first Album.
Let's just say we had
508
00:26:16,810 --> 00:26:19,610
Some creative differences.
509
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:23,350
Nicole, baby! Ohh!
510
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,550
Good luck, guys.
511
00:26:28,140 --> 00:26:31,470
Sh-sh-sh-she... nicole.
512
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,450
All clear.
513
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:39,570
Ok, so you guys Ready to be stars?
514
00:26:39,630 --> 00:26:40,270
Yeah.
515
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,790
Good. Then prove to me you Can be stars.
We have 3 days
516
00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:45,940
To prove to this record company
That there's something,
517
00:26:45,990 --> 00:26:47,240
Anything here.
518
00:26:47,310 --> 00:26:49,540
Uh, 3 days?
What happened To 3 months?
519
00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:54,180
Uh, the ceo of all of our Butts
wants to see you guys On Friday.
520
00:26:54,250 --> 00:26:56,180
We have to be a band In 3 days?
521
00:26:56,250 --> 00:27:01,340
No, you have to be a great Band
in 3 days, unless you don't
522
00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:04,920
Think that you can do it, Mr.
Make us a pop group.
523
00:27:04,990 --> 00:27:07,660
Oh, we can do it. No problem.
524
00:27:07,730 --> 00:27:08,460
Bring it.
525
00:27:09,220 --> 00:27:10,530
Oh, I will bring it.
526
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,780
I'll bring everything I got.
527
00:27:14,010 --> 00:27:15,700
This is a little too close For me.
528
00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:17,760
Yeah, me, too.
529
00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:26,420
To be a great pop group, you
Need 4 things... great dancing,
530
00:27:26,750 --> 00:27:30,620
A great look, a great song,
531
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,260
And great singing.
532
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:38,060
ooh, yeah, Take me to the top
533
00:27:38,130 --> 00:27:42,060
and by the end of today, me And
my team will transform the 4
534
00:27:42,130 --> 00:27:49,970
Dogs from minnesota into gustavo
Rocque's new pop explosion.
535
00:27:50,020 --> 00:27:53,110
baby, yeah
536
00:27:55,460 --> 00:27:56,580
we're the marketing team.
537
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,510
We don't really have a move.
538
00:27:58,940 --> 00:28:00,810
Well, we could try something.
539
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,350
Maybe.
540
00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:05,880
Stop it. Stop it now.
541
00:28:07,790 --> 00:28:12,730
Thank you. First up in
boot Camp, great dancing.
542
00:28:12,790 --> 00:28:19,300
Mr. X has choreographed for
Boyquake, boyz in the attic,
543
00:28:19,370 --> 00:28:24,450
Madonna, beyonce, And
"yo gabba gabba."
544
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:30,240
and now I will make you
X-plode with the dance.
545
00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:40,850
We will start with An x-amination.
Cross leg, Spin, pose.
546
00:28:47,860 --> 00:28:49,430
Whoa!
547
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:50,410
Ohh.
548
00:28:52,270 --> 00:28:53,580
I'm good.
549
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,280
He is great, but not serious.
550
00:28:59,340 --> 00:29:01,820
He is serious, but not great.
551
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,810
He lost a pet when he was
young, And he is still sad.
552
00:29:06,010 --> 00:29:07,330
Sparky.
553
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,740
And he is just plain awful.
554
00:29:11,820 --> 00:29:12,960
Yep. Heh.
555
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,720
They are x-cruciating and
Cannot be ready by Friday.
556
00:29:16,990 --> 00:29:18,560
I'll x-double your salary.
557
00:29:18,630 --> 00:29:19,660
X-done.
558
00:29:19,730 --> 00:29:22,560
All right, I'm gonna be back
In one hour, and I wanna see
559
00:29:22,630 --> 00:29:26,270
Dancers, not dogs.
560
00:29:28,410 --> 00:29:30,380
Starting positions.
561
00:29:38,830 --> 00:29:40,800
Again.
562
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,350
5, 6, 7, 8
563
00:29:58,230 --> 00:29:59,830
5, 6, 7, 8
564
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:32,900
raah!
565
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,650
Ok. So it's been an hour, And...
566
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:51,050
What happened to mr. X?
567
00:30:51,050 --> 00:30:52,250
What happened to mr. X?
568
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,660
Well, first he banged his Head
into the wall a few times.
569
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:57,290
Then we got really dizzy.
570
00:30:57,830 --> 00:31:00,890
Then he said a bunch of bad
Words that started with "x."
571
00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:02,910
then he x-quit.
572
00:31:03,780 --> 00:31:04,690
Ah...
573
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:09,670
Whaah!
574
00:31:13,980 --> 00:31:17,480
Look, sweetie, I know this
Move is a big shock, but there
575
00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:20,480
Are lots of kids at the palm
Woods, and you should play with
576
00:31:20,550 --> 00:31:23,620
Them and not chairs.
577
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:25,020
I'm fine, mom.
578
00:31:25,090 --> 00:31:28,320
We need to support your
Brother and the guys, and...
579
00:31:28,630 --> 00:31:30,600
What are you doing?
580
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:31,910
10 bucks.
581
00:31:32,730 --> 00:31:33,390
10 bucks.
582
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:34,230
Sweetheart, the pool is free.
583
00:31:34,230 --> 00:31:36,230
Sweetheart, the pool is free.
584
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,060
Not the vip room.
585
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,900
It's amazing what chumps in this
Town'll pay to sit behind some
586
00:31:40,950 --> 00:31:43,170
Stupid velvet ropes.
587
00:31:46,470 --> 00:31:47,790
I'm looking for my son.
588
00:31:47,870 --> 00:31:50,430
He's short, cute red hair...
I saw a kid just like that
589
00:31:50,510 --> 00:31:52,610
Running that way.
590
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:53,930
Aah!
591
00:31:54,010 --> 00:31:54,780
Thanks, katie.
592
00:31:54,870 --> 00:31:56,130
Don't mention it.
593
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:58,120
10 bucks.
594
00:31:58,190 --> 00:32:00,420
So you're good then.
595
00:32:00,470 --> 00:32:03,890
I am loving this town, So the
guys better not blow it.
596
00:32:03,940 --> 00:32:11,260
Part 2 of my great pop-group
Boot camp, the great look.
597
00:32:11,330 --> 00:32:12,900
When do we sing?
598
00:32:12,970 --> 00:32:14,720
When I tell you to sing!
599
00:32:15,070 --> 00:32:18,870
Guys, we have some exciting
Looks that will literally
600
00:32:18,940 --> 00:32:19,970
Transform you.
601
00:32:20,330 --> 00:32:22,240
Can't we just be ourselves?
602
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:24,940
No.
603
00:32:25,010 --> 00:32:28,280
Boys, we researched and
Electroshocked focus groups
604
00:32:28,350 --> 00:32:31,850
To determine the exact look and
Name that will sell millions
605
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:32,620
Of records.
606
00:32:32,690 --> 00:32:35,510
Then we turn you over To the stylists...
607
00:32:36,460 --> 00:32:39,890
To change all your clothes and
Possibly shave your heads.
608
00:32:41,070 --> 00:32:45,230
Now, griffin wants a tasty Dish on Friday.
That's why we're
609
00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:48,230
Giving him...
whoa!
610
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:48,830
Ow!
611
00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:49,970
No, not hair. Not hair.
612
00:32:50,020 --> 00:32:51,470
Boy-liscious.
613
00:32:51,540 --> 00:32:56,110
The beach, girls, The shirtless overalls.
614
00:32:56,180 --> 00:32:57,810
I think we look good.
615
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:01,580
Not bad, uh, but I need
616
00:33:02,110 --> 00:33:04,280
Options. What else you got?
617
00:33:04,350 --> 00:33:05,480
Change it.
618
00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:09,040
Red, white & boy.
619
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,890
This look does great with War
veterans who own buicks.
620
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:13,980
We look good.
621
00:33:14,030 --> 00:33:16,330
We look like uncle sam Threw up on us.
622
00:33:16,380 --> 00:33:17,760
You, silent.
623
00:33:17,830 --> 00:33:19,330
You, more options.
624
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:20,530
Change them.
625
00:33:23,530 --> 00:33:26,220
I give you...
danger boy.
626
00:33:26,310 --> 00:33:27,770
Danger boy is danger.
627
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,860
Parents will forbid their kids
To buy the dangerous music.
628
00:33:30,940 --> 00:33:33,200
And that's exactly why They will.
629
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,430
Boo-yah.
630
00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:36,350
I, uh, can't feel my legs.
631
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,420
That's because the pants
are Dangerously tight.
632
00:33:39,290 --> 00:33:40,650
I hate it.
633
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:41,690
So do we.
634
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,520
I need 5 new looks for Tomorrow.
All right, now follow
635
00:33:44,590 --> 00:33:48,040
Me to hear your first hit single
That's gonna put me back on top.
636
00:33:48,130 --> 00:33:49,660
Move out.
637
00:33:49,730 --> 00:33:51,000
All right, come on.
638
00:33:51,060 --> 00:33:52,280
Ohh. Ohh.
639
00:33:52,350 --> 00:33:53,470
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
640
00:33:53,530 --> 00:33:56,100
Oh, goin' down.
641
00:33:56,380 --> 00:33:57,570
I think we look good.
642
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,800
ah ah, oh ohh
643
00:34:02,870 --> 00:34:08,310
ok, part 3 of the great
Pop-group boot campapalooza,
644
00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:09,880
The great song.
645
00:34:09,950 --> 00:34:12,090
It's called "girl time."
646
00:34:13,970 --> 00:34:15,880
it's a song about no matter
it's a song about no matter
647
00:34:15,940 --> 00:34:19,800
What time of day it is, * don't
you know It's girl time? *
648
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,620
I just woke up.
649
00:34:22,690 --> 00:34:24,830
What time is it? It's girl time.
650
00:34:24,890 --> 00:34:27,770
Excuse me, sir.
Do you know what Time it is? Yeah.
651
00:34:27,830 --> 00:34:28,750
It's girl time.
652
00:34:28,830 --> 00:34:31,420
What if you have a sinus Infection?
Isn't that Doctor time?
653
00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:34,200
No.
No, no, it's still Girl time.
654
00:34:34,250 --> 00:34:35,240
Mm, right.
655
00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:37,270
Do any of your songs not have
The word "girl" in them?
656
00:34:37,340 --> 00:34:41,090
Heh. Well, le-let's find out, Mr.
Question everything I do.
657
00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:45,980
Let's take a look at my wall Of
platinum records! Let's see.
658
00:34:46,050 --> 00:34:48,220
There's, uh, "girl like you,"
659
00:34:48,270 --> 00:34:51,990
"girl, you are my girl," "hot
Girl," "cold girl," "girl to my
660
00:34:52,050 --> 00:34:54,690
Heart," "yard squirrel
Christmas... " I forgot that one
661
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,460
Was there. Uh, "girl zone,"
662
00:34:56,530 --> 00:34:58,890
"girl l zone remix," "girl cake"
663
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,160
And "girl, girl, girl,"
664
00:35:00,230 --> 00:35:06,380
Which sold 3 million copies and
Was number one for 5 weeks!
665
00:35:08,300 --> 00:35:11,350
Any other questions, dog?
666
00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:17,800
Are any of those songs
From this girl-ennium?
667
00:35:25,770 --> 00:35:28,270
And finally, a small downtown
Earthquake today has
668
00:35:28,340 --> 00:35:32,210
Seismologists baffled.
Just a Modest 3.1 on the richter scale,
669
00:35:32,490 --> 00:35:35,710
But it's still a mystery, Because
the epicenter was not on
670
00:35:35,780 --> 00:35:38,120
Any previously known fault line.
671
00:35:39,820 --> 00:35:42,700
Ok, your heart rate is back
To normal, and your blood
672
00:35:42,790 --> 00:35:45,020
Pressure is 120 over 80.
673
00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:47,030
You can produce now.
674
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:53,870
Ah! But remember, these boys
Haven't had a break all day.
675
00:35:53,930 --> 00:35:54,670
I think they're gettin'
676
00:35:54,730 --> 00:35:55,470
A little punchy.
677
00:35:55,760 --> 00:36:01,840
I don't care. Ok, and now
It's time for the final phase
678
00:36:01,890 --> 00:36:06,780
Of gustavo rocque's most
Awesomest pop-group boot camp,
679
00:36:06,850 --> 00:36:08,180
The singing!
680
00:36:10,370 --> 00:36:11,780
What is this place?
681
00:36:11,850 --> 00:36:13,320
It's a sound booth, guys.
682
00:36:13,370 --> 00:36:15,390
It just isolates the vocals
In case we need to edit or
683
00:36:15,450 --> 00:36:16,820
Enhance them later.
684
00:36:16,870 --> 00:36:18,820
Why are there pillows On the floor?
685
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:20,120
Do you want us to nap?
686
00:36:20,190 --> 00:36:21,060
'cause we will.
687
00:36:21,130 --> 00:36:24,430
They just absorb any extra Echo
or treble, just like those
688
00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:26,600
Big foam mike covers.
689
00:36:27,570 --> 00:36:29,170
And I put some fruit water
In there in case your mouths
690
00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:30,550
Get dry, ok?
691
00:36:31,370 --> 00:36:33,480
Ok, great. And...
692
00:36:35,540 --> 00:36:37,760
Funny. Do it again.
693
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,010
Heh. Not so tough without
Your helmet, are you?
694
00:36:43,270 --> 00:36:44,050
Huaah!
695
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,950
Oh! Knock it off.
696
00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:51,330
Ohh!
697
00:36:52,610 --> 00:36:55,880
You just ruined my lucky White v-neck.
698
00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:57,140
Aah!
699
00:36:57,380 --> 00:37:00,730
Maybe the fruit water Was a bad idea.
700
00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:07,210
Please get them to stop.
701
00:37:07,270 --> 00:37:09,300
Guys. Guys.
702
00:37:15,780 --> 00:37:18,720
Pillows were a bad idea, too.
703
00:37:19,430 --> 00:37:21,390
I told you they were tired.
704
00:37:21,450 --> 00:37:27,100
Just have the boys Meet me in the
studio When they're finished.
705
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,800
You can't sing.
706
00:37:38,770 --> 00:37:42,160
You can't sing or dance.
707
00:37:42,250 --> 00:37:42,990
I can back-flip.
708
00:37:43,090 --> 00:37:43,580
Stop it.
709
00:37:43,660 --> 00:37:44,190
Ok.
710
00:37:44,260 --> 00:37:45,210
Forever.
711
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,810
Mm-hmm.
712
00:37:51,700 --> 00:37:55,410
And worst of all, you don't
Even seem to want this.
713
00:37:57,490 --> 00:38:01,090
What about me?
I can sing, Dance, and I want this.
714
00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:05,000
You remind me a lot Of matthew mcconaughey.
715
00:38:05,060 --> 00:38:05,920
Awesome.
716
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:12,100
I can't stand matthew Mcconaughey.
This group
717
00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:15,470
Can't sing, can't dance.
718
00:38:15,870 --> 00:38:21,100
You don't have a song or a look,
And they're covered in feathers!
719
00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:25,650
And I would rather quit right
Now than commit pop suicide
720
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:31,120
On Friday in front of the record Company.
However, there is one
721
00:38:31,170 --> 00:38:34,640
Song I would love to play For you.
722
00:38:38,430 --> 00:38:42,780
ooh, now that I'm
through Bangin' my head,
723
00:38:43,630 --> 00:38:46,620
This band of dogs
724
00:38:47,610 --> 00:38:50,500
Is officially dead *
725
00:39:03,290 --> 00:39:05,200
he's a really good Piano player.
726
00:39:05,820 --> 00:39:07,790
And I'm so depressed.
727
00:39:09,670 --> 00:39:10,770
It's the music.
728
00:39:10,860 --> 00:39:13,160
Guitar dude, please.
729
00:39:14,220 --> 00:39:15,100
Oh. Sorry.
730
00:39:16,050 --> 00:39:19,500
So has gustavo dork made
You guys famous yet?
731
00:39:19,570 --> 00:39:21,920
We had some creative Differences.
732
00:39:22,010 --> 00:39:23,280
You got fired, didn't you?
733
00:39:23,340 --> 00:39:25,840
All he did was yell and
Scream at us and make us wear
734
00:39:25,890 --> 00:39:27,260
Dangerously tight pants.
735
00:39:27,570 --> 00:39:30,680
Yeah, you're right.
He wanted To turn us into rich and famous
736
00:39:30,750 --> 00:39:32,350
Pop stars. What an idiot!
737
00:39:32,420 --> 00:39:34,890
He wanted to turn us into
his Trained dancing dogs.
738
00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:37,190
Rich and famous dancing dogs.
739
00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:38,190
He's got a point.
740
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:40,320
Oh. So you're siding
With james now?
741
00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:43,260
No. I... maybe. Kinda. Yes.
742
00:39:43,330 --> 00:39:45,930
You guys blew it. You blew My shot.
You could have tried
743
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,270
Harder, but you didn't.
744
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:51,590
Ok. Let's all just calm down
And think nice, happy thoughts
745
00:39:51,670 --> 00:39:52,620
About kittens.
746
00:39:52,690 --> 00:39:55,340
You think about kittens with
Your bad singing and that
747
00:39:55,410 --> 00:39:56,840
Stupid helmet.
748
00:39:56,910 --> 00:39:58,540
Whoa. Guys. Guys.
749
00:39:58,610 --> 00:40:01,680
Remember our pact about not
Letting this town tear us apart.
750
00:40:01,750 --> 00:40:02,290
Whaah!
751
00:40:02,670 --> 00:40:05,420
Great. Now we're all Fighting.
I didn't even wanna Do this.
752
00:40:05,470 --> 00:40:07,270
Everybody with no problem
Wants to do this, kendall!
753
00:40:07,350 --> 00:40:10,250
I know, but it's all Happening so fast!
754
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:11,690
Whaah!
755
00:40:16,090 --> 00:40:18,950
Katie, what'd you Do that for?
756
00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:21,180
Looked like you guys Needed to cool off.
757
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:22,840
She's right.
758
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,340
I'm sorry.
759
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:37,080
I could stay here and be a Model.
I'm still great-looking.
760
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,620
Or the star of a reality show.
761
00:40:39,690 --> 00:40:42,490
Which one? "Project idiot"?
762
00:40:43,110 --> 00:40:45,010
That's just Your jealousy talking.
763
00:40:45,250 --> 00:40:46,620
You know what's funny?
764
00:40:46,690 --> 00:40:48,730
We didn't even get a
chance To sing together.
765
00:40:48,790 --> 00:40:51,760
Heh.
766
00:40:51,830 --> 00:40:53,630
oh, you're such a turd
767
00:40:53,700 --> 00:40:57,320
oh, yeah, a giant turd,
And you look like a turd,
768
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,700
And you smell like a turd *
769
00:40:59,770 --> 00:41:03,320
oh, you're such a turd,
Oh, yeah, a giant turd,
770
00:41:03,410 --> 00:41:07,510
And you look like a turd,
And you smell like a turd,
771
00:41:07,580 --> 00:41:10,880
Oh, you're such a turd,
Oh, yeah, a giant turd,
772
00:41:10,950 --> 00:41:13,030
And you look like a turd, And you *
773
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:17,120
smell like a turd
774
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:40,040
we should do this. You guys Were right.
I really think we
775
00:41:40,110 --> 00:41:41,010
Should do this.
776
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,750
How? We got fired, remember?
777
00:41:42,810 --> 00:41:47,320
We didn't get fired.
I mean, We got fired, but the problem is
778
00:41:47,370 --> 00:41:48,650
We didn't try our best.
779
00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:50,150
I tried my best.
780
00:41:50,210 --> 00:41:52,280
We know, james. We know.
781
00:41:53,460 --> 00:41:57,470
Guitar dude, I need some music,
Something inspirational.
782
00:41:59,610 --> 00:42:01,540
We are hockey players, brothers
We are hockey players, brothers
783
00:42:01,580 --> 00:42:03,600
Of the ice, and we do not quit.
784
00:42:03,810 --> 00:42:07,670
Now, are we gonna dump the puck
And scramble back to the bench,
785
00:42:07,740 --> 00:42:10,680
Or are we gonna grab that puck,
Pull the goalie, and rush
786
00:42:10,740 --> 00:42:12,140
The net big time?
787
00:42:12,210 --> 00:42:14,430
You really think we can
Make it as a boy band?
788
00:42:14,510 --> 00:42:18,130
No, but I've realized 3
things since we got here.
789
00:42:18,330 --> 00:42:23,930
1... I love singing.
2... I love Singing with you guys,
790
00:42:24,030 --> 00:42:27,150
And opportunities like this
Come once in a lifetime.
791
00:42:27,630 --> 00:42:28,900
What's the third thing?
792
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,860
It's minus-8 in minnesota Right
now, and I'm in love with
793
00:42:31,910 --> 00:42:34,990
This pool. So what's the play?
794
00:42:35,230 --> 00:42:38,750
Dump the puck or big time rush?
795
00:42:39,050 --> 00:42:40,130
Big time rush.
796
00:42:41,420 --> 00:42:42,850
Big time rush.
797
00:42:43,140 --> 00:42:44,240
Big time rush.
798
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:46,740
Big time rush.
799
00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:05,400
Well?
800
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:11,740
Ok, we'll do it your way.
No Goofing off, no pillow fights,
801
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:14,050
And no questions for the next 2 days.
802
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:19,510
Ok. "Girl time" from the top.
803
00:43:19,580 --> 00:43:23,850
Except for that.
We really Don't wanna sing "girl time."
804
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:29,500
oh, let me guess.
You have A better idea. Well, let's...
805
00:43:29,590 --> 00:43:33,710
Let's hear it.
Let's hear The dogs' better song title.
806
00:43:34,050 --> 00:43:36,360
"big time rush."
807
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:39,600
it's a song about 4 hockey
Players from minnesota who have
808
00:43:39,660 --> 00:43:41,660
An amazing opportunity in front
809
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:45,240
Of 'em, and they're gonna
take Their best shot.
810
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:49,140
I like it, and you've got To
stop using the word "girl"
811
00:43:49,210 --> 00:43:50,730
In all of your song titles.
812
00:43:50,970 --> 00:43:58,780
I... Like it also.
We're gonna Be workin' all night,
813
00:43:58,850 --> 00:44:02,160
Because Friday is 2 days away,
814
00:44:02,420 --> 00:44:06,500
And we are in a big time rush.
815
00:44:06,570 --> 00:44:08,830
Yes.
816
00:44:09,330 --> 00:44:14,220
Ok, "big time rush" from the Top.
Only, this time, let's try
817
00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:16,530
Not to make me wanna choke you.
818
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:21,170
ah ah, oh ohh
819
00:44:21,870 --> 00:44:24,590
make it count, Play it
straight, Don't look back,
820
00:44:24,630 --> 00:44:25,610
Don't hesitate *
821
00:44:25,660 --> 00:44:26,810
when you go
822
00:44:26,850 --> 00:44:29,060
big time
823
00:44:29,740 --> 00:44:33,520
what you want, What you feel,
Never quit and make it real
824
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:34,490
when you roll
825
00:44:34,540 --> 00:44:36,320
big time
826
00:44:36,460 --> 00:44:37,450
oh, ooh whoa
827
00:44:37,490 --> 00:44:39,420
hey, hey
828
00:44:39,490 --> 00:44:41,590
listen to your heart now
829
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,460
hey, hey
830
00:44:43,530 --> 00:44:45,530
don't you feel the rush?
831
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,470
hey, hey
832
00:44:47,530 --> 00:44:49,530
better take your shot now
833
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:53,500
ohh, ohh, Ohh, ohh
834
00:44:53,570 --> 00:44:57,380
go and shake it up, What you gotta lose?
835
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:01,410
Go and make your luck
With the life you choose,
836
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:04,800
If you want it all, Lay it on the line,
837
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:09,450
It's the only life you got, So
you gotta live it big time,
838
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:17,260
Ah ah, oh ohh, Ah ah, oh ohh *
839
00:45:17,330 --> 00:45:21,030
step it up, get in gear, Go
for broke, make it clear
840
00:45:21,100 --> 00:45:22,200
gotta go
841
00:45:22,270 --> 00:45:23,730
big time
842
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,200
oh, yeah
843
00:45:25,270 --> 00:45:29,070
make it work, get it right,
Change the world overnight
844
00:45:29,140 --> 00:45:30,210
gotta dream
845
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,080
big time
846
00:45:32,140 --> 00:45:33,180
oh, oh
847
00:45:33,250 --> 00:45:35,080
hey, hey
848
00:45:35,150 --> 00:45:37,150
give it all you got now
849
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,050
hey, hey
850
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,090
isn't it a rush?
851
00:45:41,150 --> 00:45:43,050
hey, hey
852
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,060
finish what you start now
853
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:48,130
ohh, ohh, Ohh, ohh
854
00:45:48,190 --> 00:45:49,030
whoa
855
00:45:49,090 --> 00:45:52,710
go and shake it up, What you gotta lose?
856
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:55,900
Go and make your luck With
the life you choose *
857
00:45:55,970 --> 00:45:56,970
life you choose
858
00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:00,370
if you want it all, Lay it on the line,
859
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:06,050
It's the only life you got, So
you gotta live it big time *
860
00:46:09,810 --> 00:46:12,820
I like 'em, and the board's Gonna love 'em.
861
00:46:12,990 --> 00:46:15,520
What do you think?
862
00:46:15,590 --> 00:46:19,340
You got 3 months to make your Demos.
I told you the boy band
863
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:22,330
Was back. I have to go.
864
00:46:22,390 --> 00:46:23,850
My pants are cold.
865
00:46:33,090 --> 00:46:34,910
Guess who's stayin' in l.A.
866
00:46:34,970 --> 00:46:35,440
Whahh!
867
00:46:35,510 --> 00:46:36,220
Yes!
868
00:46:36,310 --> 00:46:36,940
Yes!
869
00:46:37,010 --> 00:46:37,710
Ha ha ha!
870
00:46:37,780 --> 00:46:41,820
Stop cheering. If you thought
The last 3 days were hard, wait
871
00:46:41,870 --> 00:46:43,550
Till you see the next 3 months.
872
00:46:43,620 --> 00:46:46,380
Carlos still can't sing,
873
00:46:46,660 --> 00:46:49,120
Logan still can't dance,
874
00:46:49,420 --> 00:46:52,320
And I still can't stand james.
875
00:46:52,390 --> 00:46:53,980
We'll work on it.
876
00:46:55,690 --> 00:46:57,190
Ok, now you can celebrate.
877
00:46:59,660 --> 00:47:01,000
Yeah!
878
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:02,400
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