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♪

(beeping)

(humming)

-Go Go: Whoa. -That's right.

Say hello to our brand new hyper-conducting magnet.

Hello.

I'm very pleased that you volunteered for this project.

Giant magnet? I'm in.

Everyone else on campus seems to be more interested in Halloween shenanigans.

What?

(ghostly moaning)

Oh, no.

(ghost voice) Go Go, it is I, your ancient ancestor,

come back from the grave to haunt you, wha-- whoa!

Uhh!

Cool giant magnet.

Deal with this. Ugh. Shenanigans.

(sighs)

Did I scare you? Did I? Huh?

Did I scare you? Were you scared? Come on...

-You wish. -You sure?

Because your face is emoting right now.

Not fear. Anger.

Know the difference.

Ahhh... okay.

I saw an eye twitch. Seems fearish.

You do this every year. It's annoying.

And it never works.

Correction: It hasn't worked yet!

But I remain undeterred.

Mark my words, Go Go, I will frighten you.

-There will be fear in your future. -(beeps)

Aaah!

And some bruising in mine.

-(beep) -Oh-ho!

Baymax: Hello, I am Baymax.

(theme music playing)

♪ Whoa-oh

♪ Whoa-oh

♪ Whoa-oh

♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh

♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh

(buzzing)

-Boo! -(screams)

-No. -Good try, though, Freddie.

Guys, look. I got this invitation to this new haunted house

-guaranteed to be terrifying! -(evil laughter plays)

What? You hear that, Go Go?

Guaranteed!

Fred, I'm not going to be scared

of some cheesy haunted house.

Methinks the lady doth be afraid.

-Fine. Let's go. -Ohhh!

Yes! You see what I did there?

I used what's called reverse psychology.

Ooh! Can we wear Halloween costumes?

Uh-- Yeah!

Oh! Thought I was wearin' my costume.

Wasabi, you don't have to come.

What? (chuckles) Why wouldn't I go?

It's just-- you know, you're-- you're a little... jumpy.

Jumpy? I'm not jump-- (screams)

Cockroach! I saw a cockroach!

Oh, wait. No, it's just a blueberry.

False alarm.

You do know what happens at haunted houses, right?

What I call "safe scares."

I know they're not real, therefore, I can enjoy the feeling of fear

-without the actual fear. (screams) -Okay, everybody's in.

Let's costume up and get goin',

because someone is... about to be scared!

So, why a pineapple?

It's the only fruit that fit.

Guys! Guys! Did you see that? I am a Halloween costume!

Hiro: We're all Halloween costumes.

This is officially the coolest day of my life!

Kid: What are you supposed to be?

Baymax: Hello. I am a pirate.

Arrrrgh.

Have a lollipop.

Welcome, welcome to Mr. O'Hare's House of Scares!

(eerie laughter)

Are you ready to be... scared?

-(wolf howling) -Cheesy.

How about you, little boy?

Are you ready to be scared?

I'm 14.

Oh, well... you are a little on the diminutive side.

-(eerie animal noise) -Anyway, enter...

if you dare!

(wolf howling)

Trick or treat.

(eerie laughter)

I know it's not real, but I'd still like an arm to clutch.

(shrieking)

Baymax: This is not anatomically correct.

Um, I've never seen these in a haunted house before.

Have you been to a lot of haunted houses?

Yeah. Tadashi would take me to them all the time.

Ooh, a vampire.

Cool. Check it out, guys!

-(evil laughing) -(chittering)

Whoa! Freaky.

Eh. It just blew air in your face.

It's a trick.

I find your lack of fear disturbing, to be honest.

Everyone's afraid of something.

Come on, Go Go. Something must freak you out.

For me... gonna go with heights.

I think you all know mine.

-Spiders? -Uuugh... leggy little demons.

-(mummy shrieks) -(Hiro/Fred/Wasabi/ Honey Lemon yelp)

Baymax: Your bandage is loose.

This could increase your risk of infection.

I'm afraid of hippos.

Hippos? But I thought you loved all things cute.

Hippos aren't cute!

Hippos are-- ooh...

Anyway, Go Go, there has to be something.

Okay, fine. I don't like... leprechauns.

Leprechauns.

Okay... kinda mundane.

-Excuse me if my darkest fear bores you-- -(mummy shrieks)

I think we're done here.

-(howling) -Thanks for visiting. Come again...

if you da-aaare!

Leave us a good review.

You guys. Noodle Burger Boy's at the Krei Tech shipyard.

(beeping)

Fred: Hey, Noodle Burger Boy! Put that crate down!

(giggles) Okay, mister!

No more running.

Fred: Whoa-ho! Good news, guys.

Noodle Burger Boy is actually surren--

Aahh!

Noodle Burger Boy: I'm gonna burn your buns!

Fred: Oww! I forgot about the laser eyes!

Hold on, Freddie!

Uhh-- Hmm.

Huh! Thanks, Baymax.

Baymax: You are welcome.

Where'd he go?

I'm right behind him!

Way too many pickles!

Eahhhhhh!

Ahh!

I hate this guy!

On it!

Whoa! Uuh! Uuh!

I liked it better when he could only shoot ketchup and mustard!

Whoa! Uuh!

Okay, Baymax. We need to slow him down.

(beeping)

Golly, mister. That sure wasn't swell.

It's time to reprogram you.

You're coming with...

Tadashi?

Wait-- Wh-- Where'd he go?

Baymax: Noodle Burger Boy is gone.

No. Not--

Fred: What happened? How did he get away?

Was it the laser eyes?

Hey, there's no shame in losing to laser eyes.

No, I thought I saw... something.

I got distracted.

Sorry, guys.

Don't worry, Hiro.

We'll get him next time.

Yeah, Noodle Burger Boy has an annoying habit

of getting away, but never staying away.

I guess we'd better break the bad news to Krei.

I wonder what was in that crate?

Baymax: Hiro... is something wrong?

No. I'm coming.

As the Third Law of Thermodynamics states,

the entropy of a system approaches zero

as its temperature approaches absolute zero.

Mr. Hamada! Sit down!

Uh, sorry, Professor Granville, but I just-- I need to, uh, go!

Hey! Wait!

What? Okay. I am officially losing it.

(squeaking noise)

Ucch, not again. Fred!

(high-pitched voice) Who's Fred?

-I'm a wee leprechaun. -This has to stop.

Because you're scared?

No, because I'm-- Actually... yeah.

(mock scream) I'm really scared. You win.

(normal voice) That's fake fear, Go Go.

I thought you said you were afraid of leprechauns.

I am, but this-- this is mostly sad.

(gasps) I spent hours applying this beard.

It's real hair!

Now it's all sad.

Fred... Halloween is over.

Oh, no. Frederick Frederickson does not give up.

I will scare you, Go Go. Just you wait.

Just you wait! (thuds)

Eh-- Uh, no-- Uh, that's not-- okay, and-- reverse, no--

(chuckles) Steering's a little tricky on this thing.

Uh, actually-- can you just turn away as I attempt to exit

with some sort of grace?

Krei said all their crates have built-in tracking devices.

Wow. Krei actually did something useful.

-I'm shocked. -According to this,

the stolen crate should be right there.

Wasabi on radio: Does it happen to say which floor?

Uh, no.

Do you see any construction?

-Baymax: Scanning... -(beeps)

The 23rd floor is under construction.

Freddie: Okay, I'll bet that's where Noodle Burger Boy is.

Villains love exposed pipes, beams, and plastic tarps.

(tapping on keyboard)

Good call, Fred.

Honey Lemon: What's he doing?

My guess is something bad. Or, you know what?

He could just be catchin' up on emails.

But... probably somethin' bad.

Which is why we need to catch this dumb burger head once and for all.

Don't forget, laser eyes.

(beeping)

Forget laser eyes, we've got bigger problems!

-Guess we know what was in the crate. -Buddy guards!

Howdy and hello!

Have you met my little dumplings?

"Little dumplings"? Really?

Dumplings... attack!

Wasabi: Okay, new biggest fear, flying dumplings with eyes.

(grunting)

Aahhh!

Oh no! You already ruined Noodle Burgers.

You are not ruining dumplings for me, too!

(grunt)

(grunt)

Uh-yah! That is a big shipping container!

They're all networked to Noodle Burger Boy.

(grunting)

No kidding!

Noodle Burger Boy: Golly, little dumplings.

I'm really getting steamed.

Let's see how they like invisible-style!

This is not fair!

(grunt)

(laughs)

I can get us out of here.

(grunting)

Mmm...

Hiro! We're kinda stuck!

(Hiro grunting)

Huh... never thought I'd see Hiro wrestle a flying dumpling.

Seems like more of a Go Go thing.

(grunting)

There!

Should've thought that through.

Uhh!

Baymax: Hiro!

Oh, no.

Baymax!

(Noodle Burger Boy laughs)

Golly, mister, it looks like your friend got pan fried!

Time to go, little dumplings!

Follow papa. Remember the buddy system!

♪ Yeah, ho, hee hee! Yeah, ho, hee hee! ♪

So weird.

Fred: Great! Another food group off the list.

Dumplings are not a food group.

Fred: Not anymore!

(grunts) Hold on...

I think I got it!

Baymax! You okay?

I am badly damaged. I will now shut down.

Don't worry, buddy. I'll fix you.

Hey, uh... how's that?

Baymax: I am unable to move my arms.

-Also, my legs. -So, not great.

Just, let me make a few more adjustments.

Tadashi?

Wait. Okay, Baymax, did-- did you see that?

It was Tadashi, he was right there.

Hiro, I am sorry, but Tadashi could not have been here.

-Tadashi is-- -I know.

Missing a loved one can be difficult.

Wait here.

(cable car bell rings)

The haunted house?

(door squeaking)

Hello?

-(door slams shut) -Aaah!

Come on! I know someone's here, I just saw--

Hey, little brother.

Tadashi, no!

This is impossible!

Come on, nothing's impossible, Hiro.

How? How are you here?

Well, I could ask you the same thing.

How are you here, when I know for a fact,

that Aunt Cass would not let you out this late.

I-- I was working in the garage, and then I saw you,

-and I just-- -Just snuck out?

I didn't sneak.

I... left.

Without telling her where you were going?

It's good to see nothing's changed.

Still the same old Hiro.

(frightened sound)

This is crazy. This is just crazy!

(tapping on keyboard)

-♪ Yeah, hoo, hee hee ♪ -(gasps)

-♪ Yeah, hoo, hee hee ♪

-Really? -♪ I'm crazy for a Noodle Burger ♪

Freddie: Oh, yeah. Can't take this one off the list.

Pizza's never gonna be off the list, guys.

Don't care what happens.

Isn't there anywhere else you can do that?

(phone buzzes)

Noodle Burger Boy's back!

-Where? -Here!

-(buzzing) -Baymax: Oh.

-(buzzing) -Oh.

-(buzzing) -Oh.

-(cracks) -Oh, no.

(buzzes, beeps)

So how's it going at nerd school?

It's-- It's everything you said it'd be.

Uh, except this professor, Granville.

She's... just so-- ahhhh!

But I-- I don't know, I guess that's good for me.

It's good for you?

-She thinks I need limits. -Limits?

Limits'll just slow you down.

Uh, what do you mean?

Hiro, you can do anything. Be anything.

But time is previous. Don't waste it.

And definitely, don't let Professor Granville or anyone hold you back.

♪ I'm crazy for a Noodle Burger ♪

♪ 'Cause Noodle Burgers are pretty swell ♪

♪ Yeah, if I could, I'd marry Noodle Burger ♪

♪ 'Cause Noodle Burgers ring my bell ♪

You don't belong here, Noodle Burger Boy!

Technically, I don't belong here, either,

but my parents gave this school a lot of money!

Aaah! Uhh!

(groans)

Aaah! Aaah!

Aaah! Aaah!

Interesting.

Honey Lemon, cover me!

On it!

(grunting)

(screams)

(growling)

Hey! What's wrong? Guys, I need cover!

Oh, good, Wasabi, I need you to--

Fred! Now is not the time!

(breathing heavily)

(Fred screaming)

No!

No!

-(crumbling) -(frightened noises)

Eeeh!

Too high! Too high!

Too big! Too big!

I don't know what's happening. But I don't like it!

-(growling) -Now they're opening their mouths!

Okie-dokie, little dumplings!

Let's take our order to go!

Aunt Cass is doing great. But I-- I-- I can tell she misses you.

I-- I miss you, too.

And Baymax-- well, Baymax is awesome.

Of course, he's a little broken right now, but-- but I can fix him.

You know, Hiro, you shouldn't waste your talents fixing my old work.

What's wrong?

"Don't fix Baymax"? "You don't need limits"?

Tadashi would never say those things.

I just want what's best for you.

You... are not my brother.

(door slams)

Can you see the spider, too?

(breathing heavily)

Spider? It's a leprechaun.

-(growling) -Honey Lemon: Hippos!

(screaming) Hippos!

Uhhh!

Wait, what?

I-- I know you're not Tadashi.

Who are you really?

Why are you doing this?

Doing what?

Pretending to be my brother. Messing with me.

I don't know what you're talking about... little brother.

It-- It's this place.

It's got to be augmented reality.

But how?

-(evil laughing) -(chittering)

The kinetoscopes...

At the haunted house.

Digital imaging lenses.

Lenses?

(Obake's voice) Clever boy.

Obake.

Guys, they're contacts. Take them out!

Huh?

I don't like touchin' my eyes!

I'm doin' it! I'm doin' it, but I don't like doin' it!

Hey, Wasabi! It's okay, buddy, it's not real!

I don't know... it feels pretty real to me!

Wasabi, these are safe scares!

Just take the contacts out of your eyes!

(gasps) But I don't wear contacts!

-(frightened sound) -(sighs)

Come on, you big baby.

Aaah!

Aah, the floor! Ah, I'm so happy!

(kissing)

Wait! What am I doing? So gross!

(spitting)

Phew! That was really scary!

Are you serious? Oh-- Go Go was scared,

and I didn't even get to appreciate it?

Guys, Noodle Burger Boy took the magnet.

Why would Noodle Burger Boy want a high-powered magnet?

(crickets chirping)

Wait, you saw Tadashi?

Not only that, I talked to him.

It was so... real.

I'm so sorry, Hiro.

Ugh, that is crossing a line.

Seriously. What is this Obake guy's deal?

And how could he know so much about Tadashi?

Noodle Burger Boy: Order up, mister!

Obake: Good. Very good.

Yes...

this will do nicely.

(theme music playing)

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