All language subtitles for Bewitched s02e10 Executive.eng

Darrin.

It's 7:30.

Is he always so bright and cheerful
in the morning?

Mother, will you please
get out of here?

The poor dear's been up all night...

...trying to think up a campaign
to sell that boat.

- You think that's amusing?
- No.

I was just thinking
how sweet he looks.

Like a little boy.

- Bet he was cute.
- What makes you think that?

Well, look at what he grew up
to look like.

Oh, that's the argument
I was going to use.

I've never seen any photos of Darrin
when he was a little boy.

- Wonder what he was really like.
- Well, that's easy to find out.

Don't you dare.
Darrin wouldn't like that.

Oh, don't be silly.
He needn't ever know.

Mother.

Oh, Samantha, you better
start praying for a girl.

I think he's adorable.

I'll consider myself very lucky
if our child looks like him.

Now, I think you'd
better change him back.

No.

No, I'd like a better look at him.

Hi, Sam. What time is it?

Why don't you look
at your Mickey Mouse watch.

- It's 7:30.
- That late?

Funny. My voice sounds strange.

Must have slept on my ear.

Well, I've gotta get moving.

Have a lot of work to do before
I meet with the client this afternoon.

Darrin. Darrin, I have something
to tell you.

Tell me at breakfast.
I have to change.

- Darrin...
- Ambitious little rascal, isn't he?

I'd say he'd grow up to be president
if I didn't know better.

Take that spell off.

Well...

...it'll take me a moment
to think of it.

Samantha!

Sam, it has got to stop.

I'm a human being, not a plaything
to be whapped up and down at will.

Oh, darling, I agree. It was
a terrible thing for Mother to do...

As a matter of fact, she did.

Twenty, actually.
But who's counting?

- At least have some coffee.
- Where's your mother now?

I don't know.

When you yelled, she took
the spell off and disappeared.

You coward!

Darrin, I know you have every right
in the world to be angry at Mother.

I tried to stop her,
but you know how she is.

You know how hard to control she is.
But I tried. Believe me, I tried.

You know, I've been yelling
at the wrong person.

I'm sorry, sweetheart.

Wasn't your fault.

Yeah.

Well, if it's any consolation to you,
you were a very cute little boy.

Thanks.

I'll make Mother promise
it won't happen again.

And especially not
when I'm shaving.

Although after I have that meeting
this afternoon...

...I may want to cut my throat.
But I'd like it to be my decision.

Still no ideas?

Oh, plenty of ideas,
but they've all been used before.

Sam, we've used five campaigns
to try to sell this series of models.

Nothing works. I don't get it.
They're great fun to build.

Well, you'll think of something.
You always do.

I'd better.
I'm the agency's last chance.

- I'll see you tonight.
- Darrin?

I hope our baby looks just like you.

Well, I'll go along with that.
As long as it's a boy.

I wonder what you looked like
when you were a baby.

Sweetheart...

...the very minute I feel a bearskin rug
on my stomach, so help me...

- Bye.
- Bye.

Harding's on his way up.

Now remember, Darrin,
you're our last chance.

If you don't come through, the
agency will lose thousands of dollars.

- Thanks for the pep talk, Larry.
- What?

When you came in here,
I was feeling rather insecure.

Now I just feel rotten.

You son of a gun.

I always said that Donald
had no sense of humour.

Mother, it isn't funny.

How would you feel if you
woke up one morning...

...and found yourself
20 years younger?

No comment.

So Dennis got quite ugly
about the whole affair, did he?

Now, what exactly did he say?

Before or after
he called you an old witch...

...with a warped sense of humour?

An old witch? How dare he?

No. How dare you?

Tell...

- Tell Darrin I'm sorry.
- You got his name right.

What's in a name?

By the way, where is he?

- He's at the office. Why?
- No reason.

Mr. Harding, you're about to meet
one of our brightest young men.

And if he can't create a successful
campaign for you, nobody can.

Mr. Harding, meet
your new account executive.

Well, glad to meet you, Mr. Harding.

I've been studying
your marketing procedures...

...and have devised a saturation
campaign using all media.

I believe you'll find it
extremely effective.

Now, if you'll look at this breakdown
in figures compiled by our...

One of these days my mother-in-law
is gonna go too far.

- Get my wife on the phone.
- Yes, sir.

- What?
- Never mind.

Can I help you, little boy?

I'd appreciate it
if you'd loan me a dime.

What seems to be the trouble, sonny,
did you lose your mommy?

No.

Look, if you'll loan me the dime,
I'll write you a check.

Sorry, I seem to have misplaced
my check book.

But believe me,
I'm good for the dime.

Thank you.

- Samantha.
- Who is this?

- This is Darrin.
- Darrin?

- Gee, your voice sounds funny.
- That's because it hasn't changed yet.

- Sam, how could you do this to me?
- Do what?

Darrin, are you
in some kind of trouble?

Yes, I'm in trouble.

- Has Mother been at it again?
- Yes, she's been at it again.

Look, Sam, you're my wife,
and I love you...

...and when I married you, I expected
a mother-in-law problem, but this is...

I'll be through in a minute.

Look, Sam, you can explain later.
Just make me grow up.

All right, Darrin. I'll try.
Now, just stay calm.

I'll try and remember
how Mother did it.

- Has your appearance changed?
- Now I know how Superman feels.

When you come home,
I'll explain how it all happened.

I can hardly wait.

I guess that's how it happened.

Well, sweetheart, you know Mother.

Her sense of humour's a bit...

...offbeat.
- Offbeat? "Juvenile" is a better word.

She's the one who needs to grow up.

- What did you tell Larry?
- I didn't tell him anything.

When I got back to the office,
he and Harding were gone.

Larry's probably out
trying to get the account back.

- Hi, Larry.
- Hi, Sam.

We were just talking about you.

I hate to barge in like this,
but I had to see Darrin.

- Where's that kid?
- Kid?

The one in your office.
Is he a relative of yours?

- You might say that.
- A close relative?

Fairly close.

I thought so. You know,
he looked a bit like you.

Anyway, I wanna congratulate you,
Darrin.

Mr. Harding thinks
it was a masterstroke.

What was?

Getting the kid.

Getting the kid?

When you wanna know
what's wrong with a dish mop...

...you ask a housewife.
Right, Samantha?

I guess so.

So when you wanna find out
why a toy isn't selling...

...what's more natural
than to ask a kid, huh?

- Sounds logical, Larry.
- Oh, come on, Darrin.

Anyway, the important thing is
that Harding thinks so.

Oh, thanks, Sam.

I've set up another meeting
for tomorrow morning.

Harding, you, me and the kid.

The kid?
Larry, that's not possible.

- Why not?
- Larry...

...wouldn't another little boy
do just as well?

No. He wants that kid.

You know how unreasonable
he can be.

He thinks there's something
special about the boy.

He's right about that.

Larry, believe me,
the kid is not what he seems.

And I'm sure he won't wanna go.

Well, then use your influence.

You said he was a relative of yours,
didn't you?

- Well...
- So give him a couple of bucks.

Increase his allowance. Anything.

He's the only one
who can save that account for us.

- Yes. But, Larry...
- Darrin.

I don't wanna lose this account.

I'd also like to point out that this whole
idea was yours in the first place.

- Larry, in that case, the boy...
- Will be there.

Thank you, Sam.

Have him at the office
at 9 in the morning. Okay?

And, Darrin, incidentally...

...would you tell him to knock off
the mother-in-law jokes?

Aren't you gonna put it
in the parking lot?

Well, it's late, honey.

You'd better make
the transformation...

...and drop me off and park the car
around the corner.

Well, all right.

- You ready?
- No.

Sam, I don't know about this.

Well, it'll only be for about an hour.
And we can't disappoint Larry now.

I guess not.

Okay, hit me.

I still don't know what campaign's
gonna sell this toy.

Well, I think it's silly for them
to put so much faith in you.

After all, what do they expect
from a 10-year-old kid?

Sorry, I was only trying
to make you feel better.

Sam, nobody likes
a smart-aleck witch.

I'll see you in my office
after the meeting.

Darrin.

Excuse me, kids.

Kids? Get him.

Hey, where'd you get
the funny clothes?

Pretty fancy, eh, Stu?

Look, boys, I haven't got time
to fool around.

- I'm late for a meeting.
- So who's stopping you?

- I don't find that at all amusing.
- Hey, you talk funny.

- Yeah, you sound just like my dad.
- All right, give me the toy back.

- You want it? Stu, catch.
- Hey, give it to me.

Give it to me. You'll break it.
Oh, don't...

Give it to me. Come on.
Give it to me.

- You'll break it. Please, give it to me.
- Stu, let him have it.

Yeah, who needs it.
It's a crummy toy anyway.

- How do you know?
- I got one at home.

My dad wanted to buy me
another one too.

- But I didn't want it.
- Come on, let's go to the park.

Wait. Why didn't you want your dad
to buy you any more in the series?

- Race you over there.
- Wait. It's important I find out why.

- Wait. It's important for me to know.
- Darrin.

Tell me why you didn't want your dad
to buy you any more in the series.

Boy, is that all you can talk about?

Yeah, can't you see
we've got better things to do?

How long are you
gonna hang upside down?

- Until we start to black out.
- Yeah, it's real neato.

Isn't that sort of dangerous?

What are you,
a Boy Scout or something?

- Are you gonna be long, Darrin?
- Let me play a bit longer, Sam.

I bet I can spit further than you.

Just tell me why you didn't buy
any more of the models.

I beat you by 2 feet yesterday.

Please. It's very important
for me to know.

Oh, for Pete's sake.
Because they don't do nothing.

- You can look at them.
- Big deal.

You can't play with them or nothing.
The boat doesn't even float.

Of course. That's it.

It's not the campaigns that were
wrong. It's the toys themselves.

In other words, the model
should be changed...

...so it does something
after it's built.

Look, are you gonna spit with us
or not?

Afraid I'll have to take
a rain check on that.

Thanks, fellas.

Okay, Sam. Time for me to grow up.
I've got the solution.

And I don't have to be a kid
to sell the idea to Mr. Harding.

Good.

There. That's more like the man
I married.

Well, I'm beginning
to get growing pains.

Come on, honey.

I don't know what's holding him up,
Mr. Harding.

But I'm sure they'll be here
any minute.

Sorry to keep you waiting,
gentlemen.

- I've been doing a little research.
- Where's the boy?

Well...

...we don't need him.

- I have the solution...
- You promised to bring him.

Darrin, I gave my word
that the boy would be here.

He is. Don't you wanna hear
my solution?

I'd rather talk to the boy.

You know, I have a very strong hunch
about that little fella.

Are you going to take the advice
of a 10-year-old boy over mine?

Have you got something
against that boy?

- No, of course not.
- You act as though you have.

How can you dislike a bright
little fellow like that boy?

I know him a little better than you.

- Look, Darrin.
- What?

Mr. Harding wants to meet the boy.

Yeah, I'll be right back.

Okay, Sam. Hit me again.

Darling, I thought you had
the solution.

They wanna see the kid.

So I'll let him tell him my ideas
so they'll believe me.

Oh, dear,
out of the mouths of babes.

Please, Sam.
I just wanna get it over with.

Well, okay.

One Master Darrin Stephens
coming up. Ready?

Well, back to the drawing board.

Well, here's the boy
we've been waiting for.

All right, after studying the problem
from all sides, I suggest...

Wait a minute.
I think Darrin should hear this.

- Where is he?
- Oh, we don't need him in here.

You've been trying
to come up with...

Excuse me, young fellow...

...but since Mr. Stephens
is the account executive...

...I would like him to hear this.

- I'll go get him.
- No!

- That is, I'd rather you didn't.
- What's the matter, son?

Don't you like Mr. Stephens?

Well, I know he's
a brilliant advertising man...

...probably the best in the business.
- Then why don't you want him here?

Well...

...I'm not too crazy
about him personally.

Well, I still think he should be here.

- I'll just step across the hall and...
- No. You sit down. I'll get him.

That's amazing.

For his age, he's the most mature
young fellow I've ever seen.

But I wonder what it is
he's got against Darrin Stephens.

I can't imagine.

Oh, excuse me. I'll just go over
and hurry them up.

Sam, this is ridiculous.
They want the two of me in there.

Oh, hi, Sam.

- Well, where's Darrin?
- He just stepped out for a minute.

I'd better go look for him.
You'd better wait in my office.

Sam.

Whatever you say, darling.

There must be some solution
to this problem.

Oh, by the...

I thought you said
he stepped outside.

He just stepped back in again.

- Where's the boy?
- He just stepped outside.

Can't I get you two
in the same room together?

Larry, we just seem
to keep missing each other.

Why don't you go back
and talk to Mr. Harding.

We'll both be in in a minute.

Okay. And you try
and pull yourself together, Darrin.

Get on the ball.

Both be in in a minute?

- Darrin, what are we gonna do?
- We're gonna kill the kid.

Darrin!

I was just speaking figuratively,
of course.

I have a certain attachment
for that kid.

Okay, honey, once more
with feeling.

Mr. Tate,
would it be asking too much...

...to get Mr. Stephens
and that boy in here?

- Got you.
- I don't think that's funny, sonny.

- Give me that.
- All right.

Bull's-eye. Right in the kisser.

Get that gun away from him!

- You can't have it.
- Now, look, sonny. I don't...

I want my pistol.

- I want my pistol! I want my pistol!
- Here, here, here. There's your pistol.

Thank you.

- Get that boy out of here!
- Don't you come near me.

- Where did he go?
- In there.

I wouldn't go in there right now, Larry.
Give him time to calm down.

What happened to him?

Well, you know how it is with these
terribly bright kids. Highly-strung.

- Sometimes they can go just like that.
- Pressure must have got him.

- What about my campaign?
- Mr. Harding, take my advice.

Never send a boy
to do a man's job.

- Darrin...
- Let me finish, Larry.

Mr. Harding,
you hired this agency...

...because we're experts
in this field.

I did a great deal of research
on this project.

The least you can do
is listen to me.

All right. I'll give you 15 minutes.

I hope you know what you're doing.

Say goodbye to the boy for me,
will you?

Tell him to come back and see me
in about 10 years.

I certainly will. I bet he'll be
the best advertising man in the world.

- Why, thank you, sweetheart.
- Why did you say thank you?

Well, I was just taking a few bows
for the kid myself.

Why?

Why?

Oh, call it family pride, Larry.

Family pride, Larry.

I owe a lot to those two kids.
I'd like to do something to repay them.

Hey, lady.

Where's your friend?

- Friend?
- Yeah. The kid that was here earlier.

He had to leave.

But I'd like to thank you
for being so kind to him.

I want to show my appreciation
by giving you a present.

What sort of a present?

Well, what would you like?

- A kite.
- A big one.

I think that can be arranged.

Hold out your hands
and close your eyes.

Close them.

Hey. How did you do that?

Take the advice of an old man,
don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

I don't know what that means,
but thanks, lady.

Yeah, thanks.

You know, Sam, it was kind of fun
being a kid again.

I'd kind of like to run and play
with those kids.

Don't be too sad about it, darling.

In a few months, you may have
a boy of your own to play with.

Come on, Peter Pan, let's go home.

Yippee, lady!

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