All language subtitles for Bewitched s01e31 That Was My Wife.eng

On your way out? If you want to
mak e sure you have a good time, stop.

Go to the nearest mirror
and tak e a good look at yourself.

Are you really attractive?

I mean, as attractive as you can be?

We don't think so.

Maybe it's your hair. Yes, hair.

Ever wanted to see yourself
as a flaming redhead?

We think you can be a knock out.

We can mak e you
anything you want to be.

Remember, if you don't lik e the result,
you can easily rinse it out.

U se our brand of magic.

Even your neighbours
won't recognize you.

Perhaps you'd be happier
as a brunette.

We guarantee you'll be
a knock out in any colour...

...with Tortoise and Hare, H-A-R-E,
colour preparations.

It's the old story
of the tortoise and the hare.

Hello, Mrs. Stephens.
I ran out of sugar and I wondered if...

- Something the matter?
- Your hair changed colour.

- It's a wig.
- You sure got it on fast.

- What happened to the mirror there?
- What mirror?

Well, I was sure I saw a mirror,
and you were looking...

Mrs. Kravitz, why don't we go into
the kitchen? I'll get you your sugar.

Does your husband
like your hair like that?

Well, he hasn't seen it yet.
I want it to be a surprise.

He doesn't like you as a blond?

Well, it isn't that.

I think that every man likes a little
variety in his daily life, don't you?

Besides, it's easy to become bored
with the same old face.

You may be right.

Come to think of it,
Abner hasn't been his old self lately.

You sure one cup's
gonna be enough?

He doesn't even kiss me
good night anymore.

Last night he just shook my hand.

Well, some people have
different ways of showing affection.

It wasn't even a friendly handshake.

Excuse me.

- Hello?
- Hi, honey.

- Oh, hi, sweetheart. Everything okay?
- Sure, why?

I thought something had gone wrong,
and you couldn't make it.

I wouldn't let anything
interfere with tonight.

I wanted to ask you to bring
that mystery story I was reading.

Bye.

You going away someplace?

Darrin and I are spending the night
at the President Hotel.

- We do that once in a while.
- What for?

To get away from the drudgery
of everyday life.

We relax, have dinner in our room,
get to know each other again...

...without having to worry about
phones that ring, dishes to wash.

- You know how it is.
- I'm trying to remember.

You mean Mr. Stephens
goes for that romantic stuff?

I don't think he'd want
any of his friends to know...

...but just between us,
I think he enjoys it.

I've got to hand it to you,
Mrs. Stephens.

You certainly know how to keep
the magic in your marriage.

Well, I keep trying.

I thought we'd use a distinctive motif
in the campaign, Larry.

I have a few sketches in the office
I'd like you to take a look at. Larry?

- Pretty girl.
- I've a couple of ideas on the subject.

- So have I.
- I was thinking of the campaign.

All the letters for you to sign
are on your desk.

Thanks, Ellen.

Here, take a look at these, Larry.
See what you think.

Larry?

Larry, will you put your eyeballs
back and take a look at these?

Look, just because I'm married
doesn't mean I'm dead.

Very frustrating when I think of all that
charm and sex appeal going to waste.

- Ellen's?
- No, mine.

You talk a great game, but I think
you're a sheep in wolf's clothing.

- Will you please take a look at these?
- We can go over them on the train.

- No, I'm staying in town tonight.
- Yeah?

Look, I'm half planning
on meeting Louise in town.

Give Sam a call,
and we could make a night of it.

No, I'm afraid we can't make it tonight.
I have something to take care of.

There's nothing pressing here,
is there?

No, it's a personal matter.
Maybe some other time, huh?

Yes? Sure, put her on.

It's for you. Louise.

Hi, honey. Decided on
what you wanna do yet?

- I don't care. What do you wanna do?
- I don't know. What do you wanna do?

Anything. But you make up your mind.
I'll do anything you wanna do.

- Okay, let's go to a ball game.
- No, I don't wanna do that.

Since I'm already in town, why don't
I go to the ball game on my own.

Well, okay. Maybe I'll give Samantha
a call and drop over there.

You do that,
and I'll pick you up over there later.

- Want company for dinner?
- Sorry, Larry. I have an appointment.

Well, see you tomorrow.

- Yes?
- The President Hotel just called...

...and confirmed
your reservations for tonight.

All right.

Did you say Darrin had reservations
at the President Hotel?

Yes, sir.

Why, that son of a gun.

- I beg your pardon?
- That boy deserves an Oscar.

- He had me completely convinced.
- Who?

Never mind.

That son of a gun.

- Got a light?
- Sure.

My, you do have strong hands.

I beg your pardon.

Sam.

What have you done to yourself?

- What do you think of the new me?
- Well, I don't know.

I don't think the old model
is quite obsolete yet.

Thank you, darling.

- Bleachers? That all you got?
- Afraid so, Mr. Tate.

But I'll freeze without a coat.

Yeah, but it should be a great game.

Not worth pneumonia.

I think I'll skip it.

That son of a gun.

- There. That better?
- Much.

- What did you do with the wig?
- Oh, easy come, easy go.

How could I ever possibly
become interested in anyone else?

- What brought that on?
- Never mind.

Sam, can I ask you
a hypothetical question?

- Yes, I'd know.
- What?

If you became interested
in another woman.

You really have that sort of power?

That's for me to know,
and you better not try and find out.

Do you wanna watch some TV?

No, I thought I'd finish
that mystery story I was reading.

I only have three chapters left to go.
Where is it, honey?

- I knew I'd forgotten something.
- I specifically asked you to bring it.

Well, there's no problem.
I'll pop home and get it.

- It'll only take a minute.
- Never mind.

You want to know who
the murderer is, don't you?

- Well...
- Only be a second.

Sometimes I think
I'm married to Peter Pan.

Well, Larry,
what are you doing here?

- Isn't Louise here?
- No, she isn't.

That's funny. I guess she decided
to stay home after all.

Well, I'm sorry, Sam.
I guess I disturbed you.

Oh, I wasn't going to bed.

As a matter of fact, I was
just gonna get dressed and go out.

At this time of night?

I thought I'd surprise Darrin.

He's working late at the office.

I thought I'd pick him up,
and we could get something to eat.

Can I offer you
some coffee or something?

No, no, thanks, Sam.
I have some business to attend to.

- Bye.
- Good night.

Abner!

I've got a surprise!

- Hi there.
- Hi.

You've had your nose
stuck in that book all day.

I wanna see how it turns out.

It's about the Civil War.

The North won.

Let me find out for myself.

- Abner?
- What is it, Gladys?

I want you to look at me.

So? I'm looking.

But you're not seeing me.

You haven't really
looked at me in years.

I don't have to.
I already committed you to memory.

Abner, don't you notice
something different?

Oh, you bought new shoes?

Did you find out who done it?

Wouldn't have been able
to sleep if I hadn't.

- What's a seven-letter word...?
- Darrin, open up.

- It's Larry. How did he know...?
- Oops.

I'd better make myself scarce.

Sam. Honey, you don't have to hide.

- You son of a gun.
- What?

I should've known.
The quiet ones are always the worst.

- Have you been drinking, Larry?
- Come on, Darrin.

I saw the brunette downstairs.

Brunette?

Oh, that brunette.

That was Samantha.

Boy, you never give up, do you?

I'm telling you, that was Samantha.

Come on, Darrin.
I saw her with my own eyes.

Now, you come on, Larry.

Samantha? Samantha?

- Come on out. Appear before me.
- This is silly.

- Let's go, Sam. Come on.
- You don't have to put on an act for me.

Darrin, I was just at your house
talking to Sam.

I don't care if you... You were what?

Yeah, 20 minutes ago.
I drove here like a maniac.

You gonna tell me Sam can be
in two places at the same time?

No, I'm not gonna tell you that.

You son of a gun.

Well, you got me, Larry.

Yeah, you're right.

- Nobody's perfect, right?
- Right.

I hate to be inhospitable,
but, you know.

Sure.

- I better tell you why I'm here.
- Why?

Sam's on her way to the office.
So if I were you, I'd get on over there.

Thanks, thanks a lot.

You son of a gun.

Oh, great. Samantha? Samantha!

I'm not sure I like his attitude.
It's entirely too French.

- Why didn't you tell me you saw Larry?
- You never asked.

- The doorbell rang, so I answered it.
- Did you have to answer it?

How could I possibly know
it was Larry?

I thought you were
pretty good at that.

- You needn't get huffy.
- What am I gonna tell him?

If I tell him the truth, he's liable
to suspect that you're a... You know.

Go ahead, Darrin. You can say it.
You're among friends. Witch.

Samantha, Larry's eaten up
with curiosity.

He's not going to stop until
he finds out who the other woman is.

Darling, you've done nothing
to be ashamed of.

There's nothing wrong
with being interested in two women...

...as long as they're both your wife.

I meant to tell you. The other night,
instead of going to Samantha's...

...I went with Mabel to the high school
play. Her son was very good.

- Larry, are you listening to me?
- Sure I am.

Anyway, on the way home, we were
attacked by two masked bandits...

...knocked unconscious
and shipped to the casbah.

Glad you had a nice time, dear.

Don't you think it's undignified
for a man your age...

...to have a subscription
to a magazine like that?

- It has some very interesting articles.
- Sure, and they all fold out.

I meant it has intellectual content.

You mean the girls wear glasses?

Louise, every man
likes to look at pretty girls.

It's a normal, healthy
American pastime.

Something you wives
don't understand.

Because it's not true.
Some men grow up.

Name one.

Well, Darrin, for one.

I bet he doesn't ogle girls.

Well, Darrin's not as perfect
as you think.

You mean he buys
magazines like that?

- He doesn't have to.
- Because he's married to Samantha?

I mean...

Of course, that's what I meant.

No, you didn't.
What are you trying to hide?

Why do you think
I'm trying to hide something?

Your skull is moving back and forth.

It does that
when you're hiding something.

Louise, you can question me all night,
and you'll never find out a thing.

Darrin?

Now can I go to sleep?

You actually saw this brunette?

Louise, if you breathe a word
of this to anyone, I'II...

I'll cut off your charge accounts.

Poor Samantha.

Especially to Samantha.

Now repeat after me:

I promise I will not
mention this to Samantha.

Oh, Larry.

- Say it.
- Okay.

I promise I will not
mention this to Samantha.

Hello, Samantha?

- Yes, this is Samantha.
- May I speak to Darrin, please?

Is that you, Louise?

How are you, dear?
How have you been feeling?

- Oh, just fine.
- I want you to know you're not alone.

You always have friends
if you need them.

Well, thank you, Louise.
I'll get Darrin.

- I think she knows.
- Did she say so?

No, but she's treating me
as if you just died.

I don't see how she could know.
Hello, Louise.

- Good morning, bluebeard.
- She knows.

I realise you can't talk,
so just listen.

Meet me in the lobby of the
President Hotel this afternoon at 3:00.

And promise not to tell Larry.

I want to talk some sense into you.
Goodbye.

What'd she say?

She's determined to save our marriage.
I don't like this, Samantha.

Well, neither do I. I guess
there's only one thing you can do.

Tell her you're a witch?

No. Listen to her, look guilty
and promise to give her up.

- Her?
- The other woman.

Obviously, one of me has got to go.

Abner, I'm home.

Well, don't you have
anything to say?

Did you remember
to get my corn plasters?

Put that flute down.
I wanna talk to you.

Abner, don't you ever think
of romance anymore?

Gladys, please. I'm retired.

We've got to face facts.

Now, over the years we've come
to take each other for granted.

We should do something about it.

What have you got in mind?

I've made a reservation
at a hotel downtown.

We'll spend the weekend there.

Away from the drudgery
of everyday living.

We'll relax and really
get to know each other again.

How about it, Abner?

I don't know. It seems like
a lot of trouble just to save a marriage.

Besides, I know you
well enough already.

No, you don't.
Look at me carefully.

There's something different about me.
What is it?

Is it animal, vegetable or mineral?

Darrin in his office?

No, he left the building
about 10 minutes ago.

At 3 in the afternoon?

Did he say where he's going,
or when he'd be back?

- No, he didn't.
- I've got to get hold of him.

Look, get Mrs. Stephens
on the phone. I'll take it here.

- Hello?
- Sam, this is Larry.

Do you know where Darrin is?

Why? Is something wrong?

We had a meeting scheduled
for tomorrow morning.

I heard from the client. He has to
leave for the West Coast tonight.

He wanted the meeting pushed up
to 4 this afternoon.

Unfortunately, I can't find Darrin.

You might try paging him
in the lobby of the President Hotel.

- The President Hotel?
- Yes, he's meeting someone there.

- Thanks, Sam.
- You're welcome, Larry. Bye.

I know people have trouble adjusting
in their first year of marriage, but...

You're right. I promise to give her up.
It was just one of those things.

- I better get back to the office.
- Sit down. I'm not through with you yet.

Now, you know, I wouldn't be here,
Darrin, if I weren't very fond of you.

I realise that, Louise.

Louise.

Abner?

- What did you do to your head?
- You noticed.

Who wouldn't? It looks like you
stuck your finger in a light socket.

- You didn't before.
- Before what?

When I wore the platinum wig
and the blond wig.

Well, I couldn't notice that.
I'm colour-blind.

- Colour-blind?
- You knew that.

That's wonderful.

I thought you didn't care,
but you were only colour-blind.

I'll get your medicine, Gladys.

- Hi, Larry.
- You philanderer, you.

No wonder you wouldn't tell me
what the girl's name was.

- Why...
- No, no, don't try to lie about it.

All the pieces have fallen into place
to make a horrible picture.

You're supposed to be liberal-minded
about this sort of thing, right?

You go near Louise again,
and you're fired.

What is this? An old witch's cure?

Nope, a young witch's cure,
called beefsteak.

I'm worried about this whole plan.

We've got to do something
to patch up your friendship with Larry.

Also, I can't let something I did
come between Larry and Louise.

Can't we just tell him our story instead
of staging this ridiculous scene?

Certainly. All you have to do is say,
"Larry, my wife is a w..."

- Forget it.
- Where's Larry now?

In his office.

- Louise should be here any minute.
- Good.

Hi, honey.

I love the way your face lights up
when I enter a room.

What do you expect?

What's the matter? You look like
you just lost your best friend.

Who cares about that?

Are you coming down with something?
Maybe you need a shot.

That's the best idea
I've heard all day.

Larry, you wanna tell me
what's bothering you?

Louise, where were you today?

- You found out, huh?
- Yes, I found out.

Darn. I specifically told Darrin
not to mention it to you.

Is that all you've got to say?

Well, it is rather disappointing.
I mean, who can you trust these days?

Oh, Louise.

- What's that?
- I don't know.

- Darrin, you promised.
- Promised what?

- Hello there.
- Hi.

I don't even wanna talk to you,
you, you, you...

- Samantha?
- Who else would be kissing Darrin?

Darrin, what happened to your eye?

Yes, what happened
to your eye, Darrin?

- Larry hit me.
- Who?

You.

He thought you were
the other woman in the hotel room.

He thought what?

Oh, darling.
You've just made my day.

I told you I went to
the high school play with Mabel...

...but, as usual, you weren't listening.
I still have the program.

I believe you.

Louise met Darrin in the hotel
this afternoon...

...because she believed
what you told her.

She thought she'd be able to help.

But you promised me you wouldn't
say anything to Samantha.

Now look at the mess you've cau...

- Oh, forget it.
- I have an idea.

- Good.
- Why don't we all go out and celebrate?

I'll buy that.

You must let me try your wig on
sometime later.

I don't think it'll fit, Louise.
It was custom-made for my head.

Just a moment.

How did Samantha
get from your house...

...to the hotel in less
than 20 minutes?

She...

She's a witch.

You son of a gun.

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