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I thought all it needed
was the antenna.
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Oh, no. No, lady,
that was just part of it.
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Your oscillator variation
control is out.
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Your audio analyser is burned and
that TV filter, well, that's all shredded.
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It's gonna be a job. Big job.
Can I use your phone?
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- Yes, of course. It's in the kitchen.
- Thanks.
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Yeah, I put the antenna up.
Then I stripped down the set.
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Ought to be worth about 40 bucks
to put it back together again.
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How did you...?
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Nail file.
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They're putting a new train in service.
Leaves the city at 10 p.m.
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- How about that?
- Don't tell me.
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That's a gentle way of saying
you have to work nights again.
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Nothing like it. My evenings with you
are worth more than success or gold.
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I should think Larry would want you
to save your strength.
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He'd go out of business
if you got sick.
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Samantha. I have to speak to you.
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- What's the matter?
- I can't talk in front of him.
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It's extremely urgent.
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There is nothing you can't say to me
that you can't say in front of Darrin.
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Well, get rid of him! And hurry up,
it's cold in here.
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- What did you say, dear?
- I said it was sweet of you to say so.
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Say what?
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About my being more important
to you than gold.
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- I like the thought.
- Sincerely said and honestly felt.
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Samantha, I advise you
to listen to me.
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What is it, Mother?
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It's your father.
He's coming to see you.
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- Father?
- What did you say, honey?
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Nothing, darling.
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That's funny.
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You know, for a moment there I thought
you were talking to the dishes.
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- Father's coming here?
- Yes, he is, tonight.
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- And he knows you're married.
- Well, why so secretive?
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Don't you realise what that means,
Samantha?
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Of course. Oh, it'll be wonderful
seeing him again, and...
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- Oh, no.
- Exactly.
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- How are you going to explain Duncan?
- Darrin.
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His name will be mud when
your father finds out he's human.
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Maybe we'd just as well face it now.
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I'm married, and there's
nothing he can do about it.
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- Your father?
- Yes.
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He knows I'm married
and he's coming to see me tonight.
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- When did you find out about this?
- Just now.
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You were talking to the dishes.
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I was talking to Mother.
She was trying to be unobtrusive.
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Well, so your father's coming.
I'd like to meet him.
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Father doesn't approve
of mixed marriages.
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Well, neither does your mother,
but we worked that out. Sort of.
50
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But Father's different.
He's got a terrible temper.
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Honey, it's time he faced the fact.
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You're married to me,
what can he do about it?
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That's what he can do about it.
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- You're kidding.
- No, Darrin, I'm not kidding.
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I know my father. And I better
break the news to him alone.
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Okay. Okay, but I'm coming home
right afterwards.
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Darrin.
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- Darrin, look these over, will you?
- Yeah, sure, Larry.
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Get on it this afternoon,
we'll talk about it on the train.
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I forgot to tell you, Larry.
I won't be going home tonight.
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Oh, really?
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Oh, really. Come on now, Larry. I'm
going to stay in town and have dinner.
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- Trouble with Samantha?
- No, of course not.
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Then why can't you go home?
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My father-in-law
is coming over tonight...
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...and Samantha hasn't told him
about me.
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So what? He should be proud to have
the finest account executive...
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...of McMann & Tate
for a son-in-law.
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I'm afraid that wouldn't
impress him very much.
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You're a fine human being, Darrin.
What more does he want?
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If I told you, you'd never believe me.
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I've got to be strong with Daddy.
After all, I'm not a child anymore.
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Better be careful
or you won't be a bride anymore.
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It's not fair. No one tells him
how to run his life.
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Well, first of all, your father doesn't
run his life. He choreographs it.
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Well, I don't care what he does.
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When he gets here,
I'm going to stand right up to him.
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Father.
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Samantha, of course it is.
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You've got to be my daughter.
You're positively gorgeous.
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Well, what about yourself,
you look marvellous.
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Yes, I suppose I do.
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All right, Charles,
I shan't be needing you anymore.
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Endora.
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My love, nice to see you.
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Oh, it's nice to see you too, Maurice.
How are you?
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- In excellent health, thank you.
- You wouldn't have it any other way.
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Of course not. Close your eyes
and reach in my pocket.
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- You brought me something?
- Haven't I always?
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Oh, Father. It's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.
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It's the most beautiful thing
anyone has ever seen.
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- Endora, a little something for you.
- Oh, thank you, Maurice.
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Oh, how very thoughtful of you.
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From that charming little shop
in Z�rich, remember?
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Oh, yes. Yes, I remember. Is that
disagreeable little clerk still there?
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Oh, yes, he's there.
And still disagreeable.
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- But very, very little.
- Oh, Maurice, you shouldn't have.
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- It was nothing.
- Oh, not the gift, the clerk.
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I haven't brought anything
for the man at the house...
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...but then what can you create
for a man who has everything?
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What's his name?
Darrell? Denny? Dinny?
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- Donald.
- Darrin.
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Darrin. Darrin, that's a good name.
It's got a good sound to it.
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Darrin. Darrin what?
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- Stephens.
- Stephens?
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- I don't think I've ever flown into them.
- Massachusetts, very old stock.
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- Good. Are you happy?
- Yes, I am.
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That's all that's important.
That's what I've always wanted for you.
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- You really mean that, Father?
- Of course I do.
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- Then I have something to tell you.
- Marry the right man, you'll be happy.
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- The right man?
- Haven't I always said that?
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Find the man of whom I approve,
and he'll make you happy.
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Do you remember
my telling you that?
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Yes, now that you mention it.
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Doesn't make sense. Why should he
be against your marriage?
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He just doesn't approve
of mixed marriages.
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Oh, I didn't know you were mixed.
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Oh, yes. I'm English
and she's Norwegian.
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- That's a mixed marriage?
- To her father it is.
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- What is he, a Viking?
- Worse.
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Well, where is he?
When am I going to get a look at him?
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- Well, he's not here. Is he, Mother?
- I hope not.
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- What do you mean?
- Well, I mean, if he was here...
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...he wouldn't be
where he was supposed to be.
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Isn't that right, Samantha?
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Yes. Yes, Mother, that's right. And
he's supposed to be in Washington.
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- What do you think of him, Endora?
- Well, I...
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I think he'll surprise you.
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Good.
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Good.
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Look, Darrin, you love Samantha,
don't you?
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- Certainly.
- Well, then you have to fight for her.
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Stand up to the old man.
What can he do to you?
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Point a finger at you and blow you up
like you were made of glass?
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It's a shame I'm not going to see
that young man of yours.
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Yes, well, it's too bad
you can't stay longer.
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Darrin should be home in a few days.
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He's been working so hard lately.
139
00:10:03,993 --> 00:10:05,711
Well, aren't you going to answer it?
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- The telephone?
- Yes.
141
00:10:07,872 --> 00:10:10,864
Oh, yes. Yes, of course.
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Hello?
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- Oh, hello, Darrin. How are you?
- I'm in a bar, getting drunk.
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You're so far away,
I can hardly hear you.
145
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He's so far away,
I can hardly hear him.
146
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- You won't be home for a week.
- Why not?
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Oh, that's a shame. You see,
my father dropped in tonight...
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...and I was hoping
the two of you would meet.
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If you think I'll spend a week
in this bar, you're out of your mind.
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Oh, no. No, of course not.
Just a moment.
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I think I better take this
in the other room. You understand.
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Of course. Go ahead, darling.
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She's turned into quite a girl.
Chip off the old block, eh?
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If you say so, Maurice.
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Chanson du Mer '59.
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Quite like old times. Brussels.
157
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Remember I'�paule de mouton?
What a weekend that was.
158
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We were never in
Brussels together, Maurice.
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Of course we were,
I remember distinctly. You were...
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No, no, perhaps you're right.
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You always did have a memory
like a steel trap, Endora.
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Chanson du Mer '59,
'53 was much better.
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No '53.
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Oh, well, probably only
half a dozen bottles left.
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- Darrin, you can't!
- I don't care, Sam. I'm coming home.
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I beg of you, Darrin. Please don't
come home. Please listen to me.
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I'm through listening. Goodbye.
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Hello? Hello, Darrin?
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Please understand I'm doing this
for your own good.
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Larry!
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Larry, get me out of here!
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- What's the matter?
- What do you mean, what's the matter?
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- I'm stuck in here.
- Oh, come on, pull on it. Pull.
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What's wrong with this door?
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There's Darrin.
We were on our honeymoon.
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Nice-Iooking boy.
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What's this?
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That's Darrin when he was a lieutenant.
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- Well, what's he doing in the service?
- Everybody goes into the service.
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Everybody, perhaps, but not us.
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Well, you see,
it's really very simple. He's...
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He's what?
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He's patriotic.
He's always been patriotic.
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I have pictures of him in World War I,
the Spanish-American War...
185
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...and the War of 1812.
Before that, I have paintings.
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Well, come on, fellas.
Easy. Down easy.
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Easy does it.
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Yeah, we'll have you out
in a few minutes, Darrin.
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- Okay.
- Did you talk to her?
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- You bet your life I did.
- What did she say?
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She said not to come home,
but I said I had enough.
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- I'm coming home right now.
- Want me to drive you?
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No, it's too far, but there's
a new train in service, Larry...
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...but I don't know
what time it leaves.
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- Have you got a dime?
- Yeah.
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Here you are.
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Thanks, Larry.
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I have in this hand a certificate...
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...testifying to the birth of
a male child named Stephens...
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...first name Darrin...
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...mother, Phyllis, father, Frank.
Would you care to explain?
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Yes. Yes, I would.
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- It's a front to fool the neighbours.
- I tried that. It almost worked.
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Almost?
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I also found this.
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"Darrin Stephens.
One capsule after each meal.
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Two before bedtime." Does the front
to fool the neighbours...
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...extend to the bathroom
medicine cabinet?
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No, of course not.
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Then why would a warlock
be needing medicine...
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...unless, of course,
he's not a warlock at all?
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Can you tell me when the last train
leaves for Morning Glory Circle?
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Thank you.
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Twenty minutes. Larry, can you
have me out of here by then?
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Don't worry. If we can't,
we'll ship you railroad express.
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- Is he or isn't he?
- Father, please.
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Just tell me the truth.
Is my son-in-law a warlock or not?
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- You won't get angry?
- I reserve that privilege.
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Father, please sit down.
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It's true.
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Darrin is mortal.
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You're not angry, are you?
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Father, please.
224
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Maurice, control yourself.
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Father, your temper.
226
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Stop carrying on.
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Stop acting like a child.
228
00:15:54,112 --> 00:15:56,945
Oh, Maurice, you're being ridiculous.
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And you, I turn my back
and what happens?
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She marries a common,
ordinary mortal.
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Darrin is neither common
nor ordinary.
232
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:09,475
- I am not talking to you.
- Times have changed, Maurice.
233
00:16:09,793 --> 00:16:13,422
- This happens in the best of families.
- It does not happen in my family.
234
00:16:13,797 --> 00:16:18,825
Well, it has. It's over and done with.
I'm married.
235
00:16:19,427 --> 00:16:23,181
And I am going to annul the marriage,
Samantha, forever.
236
00:16:32,272 --> 00:16:36,902
- Washington, eh?
- Father. Mother.
237
00:16:44,868 --> 00:16:46,506
Very good, Endora.
238
00:16:47,912 --> 00:16:51,143
- What have you done with him?
- Wouldn't you like to know.
239
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,695
Endora.
240
00:16:55,002 --> 00:16:56,913
Perhaps you frighten
Samantha, Maurice...
241
00:16:57,171 --> 00:16:59,890
...but you certainly
don't frighten me.
242
00:17:00,382 --> 00:17:01,735
Where is he?
243
00:17:13,227 --> 00:17:15,377
You're getting stronger, Endora.
244
00:17:16,897 --> 00:17:21,891
- You're getting older, dear.
- I'll find him.
245
00:17:24,321 --> 00:17:29,714
Wouldn't you like to bring in
the evening paper, dear?
246
00:17:34,747 --> 00:17:39,741
A flower, a bird, a tree.
What do you think, Samantha?
247
00:17:41,295 --> 00:17:44,571
- What's that you have there?
- Just the evening paper.
248
00:17:46,508 --> 00:17:47,861
I can't understand it.
249
00:17:48,093 --> 00:17:51,881
A girl of your background, your
breeding. I can't understand.
250
00:17:52,222 --> 00:17:53,257
Yes, I can.
251
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:56,112
- It shows a complete lack of respect.
- Please!
252
00:17:56,393 --> 00:17:57,985
You young people are all the same:
253
00:17:58,228 --> 00:18:01,345
No feeling for tradition,
no sense of history.
254
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:04,283
It's a disgrace.
255
00:18:21,916 --> 00:18:25,955
- Are you all right, darling?
- Yes. Yes, I'm all right.
256
00:18:26,296 --> 00:18:27,775
Excuse me, sweetheart.
257
00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:30,645
Now, look, you. So far
I've been locked in a phone booth...
258
00:18:30,925 --> 00:18:33,564
...turned into a newspaper,
I've been banged on one end...
259
00:18:33,844 --> 00:18:36,642
...and burned on the other.
I may be a source of amusement...
260
00:18:36,931 --> 00:18:40,241
...but I'm also married to your
daughter. She loves me and I love her.
261
00:18:40,559 --> 00:18:43,915
We're gonna stay married whether
you like it or not. Is that clear?
262
00:18:44,229 --> 00:18:47,221
I have to admit, he has courage.
263
00:18:47,816 --> 00:18:51,445
- You certainly picked a good one.
- I told you, Father.
264
00:18:51,819 --> 00:18:54,208
It's a shame I have to do this.
265
00:19:00,619 --> 00:19:02,610
Father!
266
00:19:03,622 --> 00:19:05,260
Father, how could you?
267
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:10,611
- I did it for your own good, Samantha.
- Maurice, you have no right.
268
00:19:11,004 --> 00:19:14,599
- You keep out of this, Endora.
- Bring him back.
269
00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:20,420
- Father, please bring him back.
- Someday you'll thank me for this.
270
00:19:21,055 --> 00:19:23,046
Thank you?
271
00:19:23,307 --> 00:19:25,696
I never want to see you again.
272
00:19:26,018 --> 00:19:28,407
You don't really mean that,
you're excited.
273
00:19:35,986 --> 00:19:39,296
How dare you speak like that
to your father?
274
00:19:39,989 --> 00:19:41,104
Maurice...
275
00:19:41,616 --> 00:19:43,607
...I'm not overly fond
of that boy either...
276
00:19:43,868 --> 00:19:46,940
...but I won't have a human being
on my conscience. Bring him back.
277
00:19:47,288 --> 00:19:49,848
I'm sorry, Endora.
What's done is done.
278
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:53,715
You bring him back,
or I'll make your life miserable for you.
279
00:19:54,044 --> 00:19:55,716
And you know I can do it.
280
00:19:57,172 --> 00:19:59,003
I'll move in with you.
281
00:20:01,718 --> 00:20:05,427
Father, if you love me,
please bring him back.
282
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,761
Does it really mean
that much to you?
283
00:20:08,057 --> 00:20:11,845
I love him. With all my heart,
I love him.
284
00:20:12,228 --> 00:20:14,298
Please don't take him away from me.
285
00:20:16,565 --> 00:20:18,157
Very well.
286
00:20:19,526 --> 00:20:20,845
I'll try.
287
00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:22,885
What do you mean, try?
288
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:27,299
I'm sorry, Endora.
I gave him a terrible jolt.
289
00:20:28,034 --> 00:20:31,185
Don't waste time, do something.
290
00:20:41,505 --> 00:20:44,975
- Well?
- I'm trying.
291
00:20:47,511 --> 00:20:51,106
Please, Father, I know you can do it.
292
00:20:54,559 --> 00:20:58,234
He's doing it. You're doing it!
Where's the rest of him?
293
00:21:03,442 --> 00:21:07,594
That's it. That's it, Maurice.
You have it in you. I know you have.
294
00:21:07,947 --> 00:21:11,781
- Keep it up, keep it up.
- Oh, go to it, Maurice. Go to it.
295
00:21:22,252 --> 00:21:25,289
Oh, look at that technique.
296
00:21:40,143 --> 00:21:42,293
Please try harder, Daddy.
297
00:21:53,281 --> 00:21:56,034
He did it! He did it!
298
00:21:56,325 --> 00:22:01,115
- Oh, Darrin.
- Very good. Very good indeed.
299
00:22:03,665 --> 00:22:07,340
- Is that all of him?
- Yes. That's all of him.
300
00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:11,649
You all right, Darrin?
301
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,119
Well...
302
00:22:15,385 --> 00:22:20,015
...here we are.
Just one big, happy family.
303
00:22:26,103 --> 00:22:28,333
Of course, we haven't
discussed it much...
304
00:22:28,605 --> 00:22:33,804
...but I'm partial to large families.
- Oh, yes, so am I. Four or five, at least.
305
00:22:34,235 --> 00:22:37,272
Grandchildren might be a good idea.
What do you think, Endora?
306
00:22:37,572 --> 00:22:40,166
There's no need to rush
on my account.
307
00:22:40,491 --> 00:22:43,563
Oh, no. No, of course not.
We have plenty of time.
308
00:22:43,911 --> 00:22:45,708
But there's something
I should tell you.
309
00:22:45,996 --> 00:22:49,909
- Lf the first one's a boy...
- Now, none of the silly sentimentality.
310
00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:52,445
You don't have to name
the baby after me.
311
00:22:54,087 --> 00:22:56,203
Oh, well, I'm glad you feel
that way, Daddy...
312
00:22:56,465 --> 00:23:00,504
...because Darrin promised his father
that we'd name the first boy after him.
313
00:23:02,554 --> 00:23:05,068
Oh, well, I suppose
some people need that.
314
00:23:05,348 --> 00:23:06,747
Well, I must fly.
315
00:23:06,974 --> 00:23:11,525
But before I go, I want to propose
a toast, Chanson du Mer '59.
316
00:23:12,062 --> 00:23:16,499
Fifty-nine? For this family?
Nothing doing.
317
00:23:22,614 --> 00:23:24,809
How about '53?
318
00:23:25,533 --> 00:23:28,525
Chanson du Mer '53.
319
00:23:29,787 --> 00:23:32,460
Chanson du Mer '53.
320
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,115
Are you...?
321
00:23:35,334 --> 00:23:39,407
- Are you sure he's not one of us?
- It isn't chilled though.
322
00:23:39,797 --> 00:23:41,913
He's not one of us.
323
00:23:42,549 --> 00:23:44,938
It's chilled, my boy.
324
00:23:47,929 --> 00:23:49,999
Perfect.
325
00:23:51,015 --> 00:23:53,051
Although I take a dim view
of most mortals...
326
00:23:53,309 --> 00:23:55,618
...you've made
a favourable impression, Donald.
327
00:23:55,937 --> 00:23:58,371
- Darwin.
- Darrin.
328
00:23:59,732 --> 00:24:01,324
After a century or two...
329
00:24:01,567 --> 00:24:04,764
...I might get to like you
as well as I like this champagne.
330
00:24:05,112 --> 00:24:07,945
Too bad you won't be
around that long.
331
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,879
Happiness, darling.
332
00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:16,532
Delightful to see you again, my love.
333
00:24:17,207 --> 00:24:20,279
One and all, auf Wiedersehen.
334
00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:32,954
- Goodbye, Daddy.
- Yes, goodbye, Mr... Daddy.
335
00:24:33,388 --> 00:24:35,583
Au rev oir, Maurice.
336
00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:38,158
He always was very big on exits.
337
00:24:38,208 --> 00:24:42,758
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