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Ooh. (chuckles)
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How's Sam's acting
career going these days?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Just a bunch of bawdy bit
parts on her little cartoons.
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(laughs)
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I mean, she has a skill,
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but she's never sparkled
the way they do here.
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The way they need to,
to be taken seriously.
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Huh. Mmm. (chuckles)
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It's a bit embarrassing, isn't it?
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And yet she lords it
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over us all as if
she's Elizabeth Taylor.
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Lords it over you?
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You should see the way she talks.
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(imitates Sam): "I need you
to help me with the girls
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so I can work."
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What a laugh...
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To call that work.
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Now, Gloria works.
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Yes, I do.
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How many houses do you clean
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in one day?
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I clean a lot of houses.
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Lord.
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And this little pig I raised
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complains "No one helps me."
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REPORTER: Tom and Harriet
Banks are the lucky...
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SAM (in distance): Why
does nobody help me?!
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The pair came forward
and claimed their...
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It's true.
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- She's a stuck-up little pig.
- Ooh.
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And she's got her fucking
father's Jewish features.
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My God, if I knew I was going to have to
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stare into his face long after he died,
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I wouldn't have had her.
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- Hmm.
- Well, you're blessed
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to have her, though.
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She's caring for you, isn't she?
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And you should see
her hold that over me.
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Mom. Look.
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I'm happy to have you here
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so you can be near the girls.
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But you can't do pop-ins
whenever you want.
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I need boundaries.
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(footsteps departing)
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- (door slams)
- SAM: Sorry!
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The thing that's so crude about her
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is that half of her wealth
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comes from when she
was working as a child,
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which is really a credit to me.
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Once she was on her own, her career
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went south and she couldn't
even hold onto her husband.
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Sweet man.
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A really good boy of
northern extraction,
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but she chased him
away. Chased him away.
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Now she's raising the
three girls on her own?
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Well, if you call that raising them.
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They're horrid.
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They're my grands and I love them,
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but I only really like Duke,
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the little one.
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She's my special project.
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Just remember not to repeat the mistakes
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of every female in our family.
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Now, shh, this is a secret.
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Because you have a right to
know where we all went wrong.
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Now, I'm going to tell
you the worst of it,
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so you never have to
think about it again.
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I do love her so.
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Sam.
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I love all of them.
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That's always been my burden.
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I love too much.
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I forgive too much.
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(knocking)
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Oh.
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- What?
- Hi, Phil. I need a minute with you.
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- Hi!
- You see?
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What?
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Mom. What is this?
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I'm sure I don't know.
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It says that you're applying
to re-mortgage this house.
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Mom.
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This house is not yours.
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It certainly is.
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No. I bought you this house
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under my name.
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I'm already extended up the ass
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and I finally
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have some equity in this place.
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Go ahead and threaten me.
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So I'm canceling...
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Wh-What?
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Go ahead and threaten me.
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Take the house.
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Kick me out.
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Throw me on the street.
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Make me a homeless, broken woman.
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Take my clothes,
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take my rings.
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You don't scare me.
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- Phil.
- Hmm?
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I'm just gonna step around all of that
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and ask you to never do this again.
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No.
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No.
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Thank you.
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Bye!
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Whatever you say.
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? Mother, you had me ?
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? But I never had you ?
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? ?
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? I wanted you ?
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? You didn't want me. ?
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? ?
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PHYLLIS: If you'll follow me,
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I'll show you the Caravaggio exhibit.
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Thought to be his most important.
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You'll notice the resemblance
with the Impressionists,
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and yet he's more disciplined,
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more concerned with form than they are.
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Thank you.
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I think, maybe...
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we're gonna just look
around by ourselves instead.
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Sorry.
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Oh. All right.
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WOMAN: Phyllis!
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- Phyllis, come!
- What?
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The Egyptian works just arrived!
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(gasps)
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Oh...
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Wow.
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Oh, my God. It's Usurpa.
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Which one is that?
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She was the first queen to rule Egypt.
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They found her tomb
and this is all hers.
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Come, let me show you my favorite.
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? ?
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(laughs)
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Oh.
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How wonderful.
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(gasps)
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Oh.
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Oh, Jennie.
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? ?
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I did put it back.
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(sighs) Phyllis.
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I saw you take it.
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I know.
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I don't know what to say.
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- I never stole anything in my life.
- You stole that ring.
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Doesn't matter what you did before.
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And I saw you do it.
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I'm so ashamed.
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Man, this is...
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(sighs)
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You volunteer here, Phyllis.
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And I don't want to turn in an old lady.
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Maybe you should turn me in.
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Maybe it's best.
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Mmm, mmm, mmm, wait,
hold on, hold on. Just...
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- Damn it, hold on.
- I wasn't gonna keep it.
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I don't think.
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God.
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I just...
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I haven't been myself.
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Sometimes...
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I just don't know what's going on.
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I get to the end of a day, and I'm...
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... not sure what happened.
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Well, maybe if you...
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I... I'll leave
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and never come back.
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- Uh... (clears throat)
- I'll quit my docent position.
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They won't care.
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No one will care.
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I'll leave here... never come back.
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Phyllis?
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- No.
- Phyllis!
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? If you get lost ?
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? In the fog tonight ?
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? Will you cry? ?
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? If you go out and you cannot see ?
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? Will you die? ?
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? If you get swallowed
by clouds tonight ?
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? Will you wake up
in your own skin? ?
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? Or will you become
someone else, maybe him? ?
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(keys jingling)
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(sighs)
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(scoffs)
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? ?
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? If you go out,
but you cannot see ?
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- ? Will you die? ?
- (sighs)
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? If you get swallowed
by clouds tonight ?
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? Will you wake up ?
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- ? In your own skin? ?
- (clicks tongue)
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? Or will you become
someone else, maybe him? ?
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(inhales loudly through nose)
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(humming)
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(yells)
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Yeah, she said she
was staying at her friend's house,
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but they just went downtown,
and they were up all night,
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I guess clubbing.
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Oh, I know that story.
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- (scoffs) I'm sure you do.
- SAM: Listen,
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my girls want to meet you.
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Whoops? Too soon?
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- No. No, actually I was...
- What?
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N-No, it's nothing.
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Yes, something.
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I want to know what you were gonna say.
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Look, you don't have to meet them.
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I'm not putting pressure on you.
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Actually, I-I was...
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I was wondering when you were gonna ask.
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I-I didn't want to be pushy
and ask to meet them, but...
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Oh. Oh, so I'm too late?
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No, no. Ugh.
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Sorry. Please. I-I
want to meet your girls.
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No. Forget it.
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Forget it now.
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They changed their minds.
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- Oh, they did?
- Yeah.
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- Forget the whole thing.
- (Robin laughs)
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- Okay, sure.
- Okay.
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Hey, Sam?
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- Yeah?
- I really...
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- (beep)
- Oh.
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- (beep)
- My phone just went boop. What?
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No, I... I just said that...
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- (beep)
- I'm sorry, buddy. I'm getting a call.
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It's okay. Uh, take the call.
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Yes, I want to meet your girls.
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- Okay.
- ROBIN: Bye.
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Bye.
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Hello? Hi.
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Honey, do you still
have your old headshots?
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The ones where you're wearing the hat?
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Oh. I don't know. Why?
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Well, someone wants
to put you in a movie,
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but you're dead the whole movie,
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so they just see a picture.
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And they want pictures
of you from earlier.
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Earlier?
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You mean younger?
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- (beep)
- SAM: Oh. Wait. I'm getting a call.
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You have to go?
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I don't know this number.
I'm not getting it.
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- Okay.
- SAM: Okay.
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I guess I'll just look
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for younger pictures
when I wasn't gross.
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You're not gross. Don't say that.
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I'll say whatever I want.
I love you. How are you?
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Okay. I love you, too. Bye.
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Bye.
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MAN: Hello, I'm calling
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for Sam Fox from St. John's Hospital.
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Your mother Phyllis is
here in the emergency room.
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Please call us back
at 818-555-6943.
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- (click)
- Shit.
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Her ankle's fractured,
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and there is a dual
fracture of her fibula.
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SAM: Oh, my God.
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She can't leave here
for about five days.
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And when she gets home,
she's going to need some care.
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SAM: Phil?
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What happened?
269
00:13:10,418 --> 00:13:13,020
Did she tell anybody what happened?
270
00:13:13,045 --> 00:13:14,445
Not that I know of,
271
00:13:14,635 --> 00:13:16,335
but I'll check back
with you this evening.
272
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,694
Okay. Thank you.
273
00:13:20,747 --> 00:13:22,106
(sighs)
274
00:13:22,895 --> 00:13:24,207
Mom?
275
00:13:25,059 --> 00:13:26,434
Mom?
276
00:13:29,717 --> 00:13:31,817
(inhales sharply)
277
00:13:40,761 --> 00:13:42,961
Mom?
278
00:13:42,997 --> 00:13:44,496
Mom?
279
00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:48,433
I'm so sorry you got hurt.
280
00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:51,524
What's going on?
281
00:13:53,102 --> 00:13:54,973
Are you mad at me?
282
00:13:57,694 --> 00:13:58,904
Why aren't you... ?
283
00:13:58,929 --> 00:14:00,694
I want to go back home.
284
00:14:03,751 --> 00:14:07,052
I know that, kid, but did
you hear what the doctor said?
285
00:14:07,087 --> 00:14:09,321
You got to stay here
for, like, five days
286
00:14:09,356 --> 00:14:11,507
until your leg sets or whatever.
287
00:14:11,825 --> 00:14:15,935
I want to go... back.
288
00:14:23,816 --> 00:14:25,263
(sighs)
289
00:14:38,786 --> 00:14:40,286
It's okay.
290
00:14:43,997 --> 00:14:45,692
Want an ice chip?
291
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:47,762
No.
292
00:14:48,608 --> 00:14:49,968
Just you.
293
00:14:50,952 --> 00:14:52,464
Okay, I'm here.
294
00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,694
(sighs)
295
00:14:57,027 --> 00:14:59,194
You want to watch TCM?
296
00:15:01,869 --> 00:15:04,202
Okay. It's right over there.
297
00:15:05,512 --> 00:15:07,813
(inhales loudly through nose)
298
00:15:08,246 --> 00:15:10,357
(sighs loudly)
299
00:15:14,764 --> 00:15:17,298
(ringtone playing)
300
00:15:20,271 --> 00:15:21,458
Hello.
301
00:15:21,483 --> 00:15:24,576
SAM: Hi. Yeah, listen,
Mom is in the hospital.
302
00:15:24,601 --> 00:15:26,927
- Oh, my God.
- No, it's not that kind of
303
00:15:26,952 --> 00:15:27,982
"in the hospital" yet.
304
00:15:28,007 --> 00:15:30,091
You can stay in Texas, bro, but...
305
00:15:30,654 --> 00:15:31,747
we need to talk.
306
00:15:31,787 --> 00:15:34,388
Okay, but I would still like to know
307
00:15:34,423 --> 00:15:36,757
why my mother is in the hospital.
308
00:15:36,792 --> 00:15:38,325
Oh, would you?
309
00:15:38,361 --> 00:15:40,327
Then maybe come see her once a year.
310
00:15:40,363 --> 00:15:41,405
Jesus.
311
00:15:41,437 --> 00:15:43,070
Yeah. Me, too.
312
00:15:43,991 --> 00:15:46,373
Listen, I need to figure
this out. I need your help.
313
00:15:46,883 --> 00:15:48,288
- Okay.
- SAM: Don't worry.
314
00:15:48,313 --> 00:15:50,285
I'm not asking you to do anything.
315
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:54,796
I just... don't... think
316
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:57,038
I can keep Mom in that house anymore.
317
00:15:58,475 --> 00:16:01,944
And she's gonna be in this
hospital for about five days.
318
00:16:01,969 --> 00:16:04,691
- What happened to her?
- Broken foot, Marion.
319
00:16:04,734 --> 00:16:07,635
She broke her foot in
about 50 places. Jesus.
320
00:16:07,671 --> 00:16:09,637
Please listen to me.
321
00:16:09,673 --> 00:16:11,039
I'm listening.
322
00:16:11,074 --> 00:16:13,006
I feel like I have a window here.
323
00:16:13,031 --> 00:16:14,830
And I need to make a move.
324
00:16:15,145 --> 00:16:18,313
I want to... find a home for Mom.
325
00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:21,374
(sighs) A place to put her.
326
00:16:21,418 --> 00:16:24,652
Like a dying lady, lonely place
327
00:16:24,688 --> 00:16:26,999
where mean young people put their mom.
328
00:16:28,606 --> 00:16:32,184
(sighs) And if I can find
a place while she's here,
329
00:16:32,629 --> 00:16:35,426
then I could... shit,
330
00:16:35,685 --> 00:16:37,817
like, ambush her,
331
00:16:38,478 --> 00:16:40,178
and take her there from here.
332
00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:41,442
Okay.
333
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:43,915
So you need me to
contribute financially.
334
00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:46,075
No, I don't, Marion!
335
00:16:46,209 --> 00:16:47,939
You want me to help find a place?
336
00:16:47,964 --> 00:16:50,411
No. Marion, I don't
want you to do anything.
337
00:16:50,447 --> 00:16:51,650
I got it.
338
00:16:51,675 --> 00:16:54,908
Then why are we talking
on the phone right now?
339
00:16:54,933 --> 00:16:57,846
Because I need you to be part of this.
340
00:16:58,624 --> 00:17:00,658
I need an accomplice.
341
00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:04,594
I just need this to be our decision,
342
00:17:04,630 --> 00:17:06,605
so I don't have to carry all the weight,
343
00:17:06,630 --> 00:17:09,265
because... it's a lot.
344
00:17:10,124 --> 00:17:11,429
Okay.
345
00:17:11,901 --> 00:17:14,602
Whatever you need to do to care for Mom,
346
00:17:14,638 --> 00:17:16,234
it's fine with me.
347
00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:19,101
That's what I needed to hear.
348
00:17:19,126 --> 00:17:20,753
Thanks. Bye.
349
00:17:21,928 --> 00:17:23,895
Hel-Hello? Jesus.
350
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,047
? ?
351
00:17:26,082 --> 00:17:27,982
(groans)
352
00:17:29,843 --> 00:17:32,577
When my dad was 80,
353
00:17:33,028 --> 00:17:34,505
he retired from his company
354
00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:37,130
and then... I had to take care of him.
355
00:17:37,494 --> 00:17:40,794
Which was hilarious, because
he hadn't spoken to me in years.
356
00:17:40,819 --> 00:17:42,786
He disowned me when I was 18.
357
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:43,942
'Cause of gay.
358
00:17:43,967 --> 00:17:46,067
Oh, no. He never cared about that.
359
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:49,671
(laughing): No, no, no. He
disowned me for voting for Dukakis.
360
00:17:49,713 --> 00:17:51,980
(laughing) Seriously.
361
00:17:52,008 --> 00:17:54,742
- Oh, my God.
- Uh-huh. Oh, and he loved my brothers,
362
00:17:54,778 --> 00:17:57,178
and they all would go
fishing and hunting.
363
00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:59,380
And then when he
retired, they were gone.
364
00:17:59,677 --> 00:18:01,082
Nobody helped him.
365
00:18:01,117 --> 00:18:03,271
- And there was just me.
- Mmm.
366
00:18:03,296 --> 00:18:05,029
So I moved back home,
367
00:18:05,221 --> 00:18:07,341
and I fed him and I cleaned him,
368
00:18:07,366 --> 00:18:10,525
- and I... wiped his ass when he shit,
- Ugh.
369
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,760
until that turned into changing him.
370
00:18:12,796 --> 00:18:14,882
And he still didn't talk to me.
371
00:18:15,298 --> 00:18:17,335
- I can't believe that.
- Yeah.
372
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,701
I wiped my father's ass
373
00:18:19,736 --> 00:18:21,836
while he gave me the silent treatment.
374
00:18:21,871 --> 00:18:24,108
- Wow!
- It was awesome.
375
00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:26,674
Yep. And then,
376
00:18:26,717 --> 00:18:29,476
he started to get... demented.
377
00:18:29,850 --> 00:18:33,247
And the crazy thing was
that when he lost his mind,
378
00:18:33,283 --> 00:18:35,338
he forgot who I was,
379
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,167
and so then he was nice to me.
380
00:18:37,971 --> 00:18:40,121
And we got to be real pals.
381
00:18:40,156 --> 00:18:42,463
Mmm. Wow.
382
00:18:42,791 --> 00:18:45,693
You've... like, on a daily
basis, we'd get along great.
383
00:18:45,729 --> 00:18:47,261
And he'd forget all about it
384
00:18:47,297 --> 00:18:49,230
and we'd start again the next morning.
385
00:18:49,265 --> 00:18:50,929
- Oh, my God, honey.
- Mm-hmm.
386
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,640
And I liked that.
387
00:18:52,902 --> 00:18:54,695
You know, but it didn't last.
388
00:18:55,338 --> 00:18:57,638
And after a while, he didn't talk,
389
00:18:57,859 --> 00:18:59,407
and neither did I,
390
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:00,975
and he stopped getting out of bed,
391
00:19:01,010 --> 00:19:03,023
and I didn't dress him anymore.
392
00:19:03,562 --> 00:19:08,049
I just kept him... hydrated
and clean until he died.
393
00:19:08,084 --> 00:19:09,484
(sighing): Ooh.
394
00:19:09,519 --> 00:19:12,286
- Oh, boy. That's...
- Yep.
395
00:19:12,322 --> 00:19:14,604
- It's a trip.
- Mmm.
396
00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:19,391
The thing is, you get used
to things... being hard,
397
00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:21,629
where you can work to make them better,
398
00:19:21,664 --> 00:19:23,221
but this isn't that.
399
00:19:23,838 --> 00:19:25,713
There's no good end to this.
400
00:19:26,385 --> 00:19:27,668
It doesn't get better.
401
00:19:27,704 --> 00:19:29,237
(sighs)
402
00:19:29,404 --> 00:19:32,635
Your mother is gonna
get worse and worse.
403
00:19:33,098 --> 00:19:34,823
And then she'll be gone.
404
00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:39,245
Yep.
405
00:19:44,412 --> 00:19:46,312
(sighs)
406
00:20:01,355 --> 00:20:02,888
Darling.
407
00:20:05,626 --> 00:20:07,126
Yeah, Mom?
408
00:20:07,948 --> 00:20:10,534
You know that I'm so proud of you.
409
00:20:11,636 --> 00:20:13,432
You know that, don't you?
410
00:20:14,924 --> 00:20:16,604
Yeah, I know.
411
00:20:18,059 --> 00:20:21,222
And I'm so grateful to you
that you take care of me.
412
00:20:23,161 --> 00:20:26,796
And that you... keep me.
413
00:20:29,242 --> 00:20:30,919
Go to sleep, Mom.
414
00:20:46,367 --> 00:20:48,267
(indistinct conversations)
415
00:20:56,177 --> 00:20:57,835
Are you gonna marry my mother?
416
00:20:58,413 --> 00:20:59,645
(chuckling): Uh...
417
00:20:59,975 --> 00:21:01,547
Uh, not today.
418
00:21:01,582 --> 00:21:04,283
Why not? Oh, you don't
love her; I get it.
419
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:08,155
I'm so tired.
420
00:21:09,323 --> 00:21:10,553
Oh, you are?
421
00:21:11,225 --> 00:21:12,725
Did you have a big day?
422
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,326
No. She didn't do anything today.
423
00:21:14,549 --> 00:21:15,848
She's just being a butt.
424
00:21:16,765 --> 00:21:18,178
I don't mind.
425
00:21:22,975 --> 00:21:23,969
MAX: Mom.
426
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,504
Mom.
427
00:21:26,093 --> 00:21:28,311
What? Hi. I'm here.
428
00:21:29,462 --> 00:21:32,029
So, Max, do you have any
plans after high school?
429
00:21:32,444 --> 00:21:35,080
Mmm. Well, I'm graduating early,
430
00:21:35,116 --> 00:21:36,692
and then I'm gonna travel.
431
00:21:36,717 --> 00:21:38,217
Like, that's what I want to do.
432
00:21:38,242 --> 00:21:41,091
And, I don't know, I-I might
spend the summer with my dad.
433
00:21:41,116 --> 00:21:42,962
- ROBIN: Oh.
- (snorts)
434
00:21:43,647 --> 00:21:44,890
Mom.
435
00:21:45,303 --> 00:21:46,522
Sorry.
436
00:21:47,843 --> 00:21:50,003
So I'm sure you've had sex
with my mother, which is fine.
437
00:21:50,038 --> 00:21:51,304
Oh, my God.
438
00:21:51,339 --> 00:21:52,839
But are you using protection?
439
00:21:53,536 --> 00:21:55,470
Because if not, that's fine, too.
440
00:21:55,495 --> 00:21:56,761
I want a baby brother.
441
00:21:57,913 --> 00:22:01,387
(Robin and Sam laughing)
442
00:22:03,645 --> 00:22:05,598
Um...
443
00:22:05,623 --> 00:22:07,289
So, how old's your daughter?
444
00:22:08,590 --> 00:22:10,323
She's 14.
445
00:22:10,890 --> 00:22:13,259
And her mom's not around?
446
00:22:13,295 --> 00:22:15,851
No, not really; it's just me.
447
00:22:16,187 --> 00:22:18,565
FRANKIE: Wow. I think that's amazing.
448
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,840
You're raising a girl all by
yourself, that must be hard.
449
00:22:20,869 --> 00:22:22,835
Jesus Christ.
450
00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:27,390
What? Nothing.
451
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,843
Mom, how come Nan's not here?
452
00:22:32,156 --> 00:22:34,447
(sighs)
453
00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:36,301
She's just not, baby.
454
00:22:36,326 --> 00:22:38,496
Here, put some rice in your soup.
455
00:22:38,613 --> 00:22:40,513
Eat some dinner.
456
00:22:49,512 --> 00:22:50,817
- SAM: Hi.
- MARION (on phone): Hey.
457
00:22:50,842 --> 00:22:54,133
So I did some research,
and I know a guy in L.A.
458
00:22:54,169 --> 00:22:56,235
who's got a few places, real nice.
459
00:22:56,271 --> 00:22:58,044
It's called "assisted living."
460
00:22:58,069 --> 00:23:00,136
Bro, it's okay.
461
00:23:00,224 --> 00:23:02,157
Well, I want to help.
462
00:23:02,182 --> 00:23:04,850
No. I'm gonna keep her home.
463
00:23:04,875 --> 00:23:07,903
I'm just gonna do it till I can't do it.
464
00:23:08,350 --> 00:23:11,075
Or till she can't.
465
00:23:11,731 --> 00:23:13,486
I don't think we're there yet.
466
00:23:13,521 --> 00:23:14,821
- (car lock beeps)
- Honestly.
467
00:23:14,856 --> 00:23:16,956
- Oh?
- Yeah.
468
00:23:16,992 --> 00:23:18,591
It's okay.
469
00:23:19,413 --> 00:23:20,593
Okay.
470
00:23:20,629 --> 00:23:24,593
Listen, I know your issues
with Mom, and I get it.
471
00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:28,768
But after she dies, I hope
you come around more often
472
00:23:28,803 --> 00:23:31,689
to see the girls... and me.
473
00:23:31,714 --> 00:23:33,113
Because I miss you, okay?
474
00:23:33,274 --> 00:23:34,574
Okay.
475
00:23:34,609 --> 00:23:36,306
Okay, I love you. Bye.
476
00:23:36,331 --> 00:23:38,645
? Tell me, who's that writin'? ?
477
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,656
? John the Revelator ?
478
00:23:40,681 --> 00:23:42,782
? Tell me who's that writin'? ?
479
00:23:42,817 --> 00:23:44,751
(sighs) ? John the Revelator ?
480
00:23:44,786 --> 00:23:46,695
- Hi.
- ? Tell me who's that writin'? ?
481
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,188
- Hi.
- ? John the Revelator ?
482
00:23:49,224 --> 00:23:52,091
? Wrote the book
of the seven seals ?
483
00:23:52,127 --> 00:23:54,585
? Well, who's that writin'? ?
484
00:23:54,625 --> 00:23:56,295
? John the Revelator ?
485
00:23:56,331 --> 00:23:58,965
? Wrote the book
of the seven seals ?
486
00:23:58,989 --> 00:24:02,601
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