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I'm going home with you!
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Oh.
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Well, uh, today's not really
good for a playdate, Morgan.
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Oh, you have to. My mom
said you were going to.
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You don't have a ride home?
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Was she counting on me to take you with us?
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Uh-huh.
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O... kay.
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Well, just wait here, I guess.
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I gotta go get Duke.
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[engine starts]
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Mother, you had me
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But I never had you
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I wanted you
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You didn't want me
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Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
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Hello. Trinity?
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Hi, yes. Is this Samantha?
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Oh, it's just Sam.
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Uh, did you tell Morgan
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that we would take her home with us today?
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Oh, could you? That would be great.
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She said you already told
her that I'm going to,
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so now she's expecting me to.
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Is it a problem? I am nowhere near there.
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So if I have to come, it's
gonna be pretty difficult.
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I'll have to rearrange my day.
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Uh...
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[sighs] Yeah, it's fine.
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It's just... [sighs]
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Can you please pick her up at my
house, please, before six? Okay?
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Six? Oh.
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Well, you know what? That's fine.
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I can make it work.
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Oh, good.
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That's great for me.
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Thank you so much.
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Sunrise, sunset
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Swiftly flow the years
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Seedlings turn
overnight to sunflowers
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Blossoming even as they gaze
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Sunrise, sunset
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Sunrise, sunset
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Hi, Stoopie-foo! Did you have so much fun?
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- No. Mom?
- What? Do you hate it?
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I can tell. You wanna quit?
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[sighs]
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Okay, good, 'cause it's right
in the middle of traffic anyway.
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And you shouldn't come
if you're not into it.
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Also, I'm really excited
you're quitting chorus.
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Also, hi, I love you.
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Also, Mormon Morgan's coming home with us.
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Wait, what? No! You didn't even tell me.
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I know! No one told me, either.
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She and her mom trapped me into it.
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Honey, I know the rules,
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but this was, like, a force majeure.
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We're both screwed.
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Sorry.
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- Well, hi.
- Hi.
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I'm Ned. Nellie says
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Duke's her favorite kid in chorus.
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Dad!
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That must be Duke, right? Your daughter.
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Uh, yeah. Hi, I'm Sam.
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- You're tall.
- [chuckles] Yeah.
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Well, I think a playdate is in order.
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No.
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Yes, that would be...
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Well, I have a free afternoon now.
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If you want me to take Duke home,
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you could pick her up later.
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Oh, shit cock!
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You know, I can't,
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because otherwise I'd be alone
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with her Mormon friend Morgan,
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who we both hate.
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Um, we have prior
commitments, unfortunately.
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Okay, so another time.
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Yeah. Duke?
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Duke! Duke.
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Come here.
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Are you excited to have
a playdate with Nellie?
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Don't you wanna have
Nellie over to our house
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to play sometime?
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Uh-oh, looks like the
feeling's not mutual.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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She's just racist.
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[laughs]
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I got a beautiful feeling
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Everything's going my way
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There's a bright golden
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I love singing. I get to sing in my church.
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Really? Wow. You like church?
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Yeah, you're supposed to love church.
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Also, the singing is good, and
I'm getting really good at it.
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Mom, Morgan says that her
church is really great.
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Did you know that Mormons
are really into music?
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No, honey, I didn't.
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Did you know that Mormons are
really into hating gay people?
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- Mom, don't!
- What?
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- Well...
- Be nice.
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Kind of they do.
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Not kind of.
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- Sam: Hi.
- Trinity: Hello.
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Oh, Come on in.
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Hi, Morgan. What are you wearing?
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Hi, Mom. We're pretending the Grammys,
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and like we're on the red carpet.
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She won Album of the Year.
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Okay. Please take that off now.
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We have to get home.
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Well, I thought it was pretty cool
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that she won Album of the Year.
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Yay!
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So, um, are you guys
going to the evening event?
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No, we don't got to those.
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Why not?
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Well, we don't drink or gamble.
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No hot drinks or caffeine.
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Oh, bummer.
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Well, you could always
drink air and eat paper?
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[chuckles]
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Anyway, Wednesday is family night.
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Oh, that's nice.
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What do you guys do for family night?
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We just stay in, and we all cook together,
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and we watch CSI.
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You let Morgan watch CSI?
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It's based on real-life stories.
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- No, totally. Duke?
- Tits out for the boys!
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Tits out for the boys!
Tits out for the boys!
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- Morgan!
- Sorry, Mom.
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Oh, that's from a show.
It's just silly fun.
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I didn't show them the show.
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Mom, Duke says she wants
to come to church with us.
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Oh, sure.
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Mom, you have to come, too.
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What?
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Oh, sure! Everyone is welcome.
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Yeah, you should come this Sunday.
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Oh, Sunday we have a...
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Frankie: We don't have
anything, Mom. Don't lie.
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That sounds great. Just
text my mom the data points,
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and we'll see you on Sunday.
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Great! See you all then. [chuckles]
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- Fun.
- Okay.
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- Well, good night.
- Okay.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Bye.
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- [door slams]
- Kill you.
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I love you too, Mom.
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[phone buzzing]
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[sighs]
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Hello?
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Lyft isn't working.
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Yep. I disabled the account.
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Why?
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Because, honey, you abused it.
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Last month's Lyft bill was, like, $500.
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So? That's not just me, Mom!
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Honey, take a bus.
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Oh, my God, Mom. I hate you.
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Max, do you understand
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that every time you say "I hate you" to me,
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it doesn't mean anything anymore?
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It, like, loses its sting, honey.
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No, seriously, Mom, I hate you.
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See? It just keeps getting less
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and less powerful every time you say it.
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If you really wanna upset me, you
gotta come up with something new.
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Okay, well, how about this?
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You're short, and you're getting old.
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Okay. Good one.
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[sighs]
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Hello? Anybody?
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Mormon Jesus? Anyone?
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Just...
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[phone buzzing]
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[sighs]
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Mom, please come pick me up.
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I'm sorry I said that.
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Why would I do that?
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It's getting dark, Mom. I could get raped.
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[sighs]
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Max.
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Max.
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Hey.
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- Hi, Sam.
- Hi, Defiance.
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- Where's my Max?
- She's over there, I think.
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Okay. Thank you. Say hi to your mom.
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Okay.
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Max!
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Get off of the boy and
come with me right now!
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[sighs]
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Max!
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You wanted me to see that.
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See what?
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Max, what is it?
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What did I do?
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Tell me what you want me to do.
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It's like you're fighting me every second.
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And I don't even know
what surrender looks like.
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And I don't want this.
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I really don't.
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So tell me what you want me to do.
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I'm trying...
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and it hurts me that you're not.
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Oh, my God, Mom! Don't start crying!
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Jesus!
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What?
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Yeah, it's like you said
earlier on the phone, Mom,
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about me saying I hate you.
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Yeah, well, same with you crying.
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You're wearing it out.
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So if there's no Lyft anymore,
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how am I getting to
band practice on Sunday?
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Hmm?
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You're not.
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What do you mean?
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Because on Sunday, you're going
to church with me and your sisters.
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- Okay?
- Oh, okay, right.
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Yeah.
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Mm-hmm.
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Going to church.
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I didn't even know there
was a church in here.
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Oh, we don't really have churches.
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We have meeting houses.
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We share the space with
an Episcopal brotherhood.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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It's very different from a lot of
religions you might compare it to.
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The bishop who's running the service
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isn't any different from any other member.
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He's just the one who leads the service.
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Uh, nobody really works for
the Mormon church full time.
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We all do it together.
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Oh, Good morning, Bishop Allen.
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Sam, this is my husband Mark.
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Oh, hi.
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How you doing? Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you. This is my daughter Max.
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Hmm.
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Well, not really dressed
for church, are we?
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- Shall we?
- Hmm.
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- That's your husband?
- [sighs] Yep.
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All right.
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Where's, like, the big cross?
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We don't believe in having crosses.
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Oh.
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It's disrespectful to see
where our father rested.
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Why? Because he had nails and
stuff in his hands and feet?
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No offense.
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We don't like to see him in pain.
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Oh, I just thought there was always
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a Jesus on a cross in a church.
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This is the way. We keep him off of it.
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We don't need the reminders.
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- Oh, my God.
- [spits]
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Shh.
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- [knocks]
- Hello?
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Hello.
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Man: Good morning. Good morning, everyone.
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That's the one my
sister's supposed to marry.
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What?
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And that's the one my other
sister's going to marry.
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- Oh.
- We're not gonna live our full lives.
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What do you mean?
268
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Well, He is coming.
269
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Who?
270
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The Lord, silly.
271
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But why?
272
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Can't we keep being alive
273
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even if the Jesus is coming?
274
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- Nope.
- Oh, my God.
275
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[spits]
276
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Mom?
277
00:13:31,441 --> 00:13:35,142
[mouths words]
278
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How firm a foundation
279
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Ye saints of the Lord
280
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Is laid for your faith
281
00:13:44,754 --> 00:13:47,855
In your excellent word
282
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What more can He say
283
00:13:50,860 --> 00:13:54,228
Than to you He hath said
284
00:13:54,297 --> 00:13:57,398
Who unto the Savior
285
00:13:57,467 --> 00:14:00,370
Who unto the Savior
286
00:14:01,705 --> 00:14:03,554
- [inaudible chatter]
- [kids playing]
287
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[huffs]
288
00:14:10,356 --> 00:14:14,124
- So that was...
- Boring?
289
00:14:14,193 --> 00:14:15,826
Yeah. [chuckles]
290
00:14:25,337 --> 00:14:27,638
Sorry you were bored, Sam.
291
00:14:27,706 --> 00:14:29,673
You sure did seem uncomfortable.
292
00:14:29,742 --> 00:14:32,943
One would think that you went in
with all kinds of preconceived notions
293
00:14:33,012 --> 00:14:37,014
about what a Mormon is, and that you
held on to them no matter what you saw.
294
00:14:37,082 --> 00:14:40,484
Oh, my God, Trinity. I don't
have anything against...
295
00:14:40,552 --> 00:14:45,389
I mean, besides the fact that
Mormons hate gays and black people.
296
00:14:45,457 --> 00:14:47,991
- That's...
- That's ignorant and cheap.
297
00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:51,995
Those are my two middle
names. I don't care.
298
00:14:52,064 --> 00:14:56,700
- You're very judgmental.
- And you're not?
299
00:14:56,769 --> 00:14:59,503
Okay. I can be sometimes.
300
00:14:59,571 --> 00:15:01,138
Yes, you can.
301
00:15:01,206 --> 00:15:04,341
I feel you judging me
and my girls all the time.
302
00:15:04,410 --> 00:15:07,310
Okay, that's fair.
303
00:15:07,379 --> 00:15:10,414
Well, maybe at times,
some judging is in order.
304
00:15:10,482 --> 00:15:15,585
- Look at your oldest... Max?
- What about her?
305
00:15:15,654 --> 00:15:18,722
You think that's okay?
306
00:15:20,626 --> 00:15:22,259
No, Trinity, I don't think
307
00:15:22,327 --> 00:15:25,162
that my teenaged daughter is okay, okay?
308
00:15:25,230 --> 00:15:27,998
None of that is okay.
309
00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:31,768
But wait until Morgan gets to be her age.
310
00:15:31,837 --> 00:15:34,237
The problem with you church people
311
00:15:34,306 --> 00:15:38,041
is that you like to pretend
that shit isn't the way it is.
312
00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:40,544
And, like, that's gonna fix it?
313
00:15:40,612 --> 00:15:43,380
That's a teenager, and, yeah, she's a mess.
314
00:15:43,449 --> 00:15:46,083
And I'm failing completely.
315
00:15:46,151 --> 00:15:51,521
And I don't need God or
Jesus or you to tell me that.
316
00:15:51,590 --> 00:15:53,857
And by the way, you wanna judge me?
317
00:15:53,926 --> 00:15:58,061
How about you dumping your
daughter on me on Friday
318
00:15:58,130 --> 00:15:59,596
without any warning,
319
00:15:59,665 --> 00:16:02,532
and then when I call
you, you don't say sorry
320
00:16:02,601 --> 00:16:04,768
or even acknowledge the bullshit
321
00:16:04,837 --> 00:16:08,305
passive-aggressive power
play you pulled on me, okay?
322
00:16:08,373 --> 00:16:10,073
And whatever, Trinity.
323
00:16:10,142 --> 00:16:13,410
But courtesy is something
that you owe everyone,
324
00:16:13,479 --> 00:16:15,312
and you owe a lot.
325
00:16:19,017 --> 00:16:22,085
I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry.
326
00:16:22,154 --> 00:16:23,820
Oh, shit. What?
327
00:16:23,889 --> 00:16:26,957
I'm sorry. I was gonna call you.
328
00:16:27,025 --> 00:16:28,091
I was.
329
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,460
Trinity, it's not a big deal.
330
00:16:30,529 --> 00:16:32,729
I was just titting your tat over here.
331
00:16:32,798 --> 00:16:37,000
Friday was the worst day.
332
00:16:37,069 --> 00:16:39,770
It was?
333
00:16:39,838 --> 00:16:41,838
What happened?
334
00:16:41,907 --> 00:16:43,874
What happened Friday, Trinity?
335
00:16:46,411 --> 00:16:48,845
I was... I was at a meeting
336
00:16:48,914 --> 00:16:51,515
with Mark and the church leader.
337
00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:55,352
Our marriage is not good.
338
00:16:57,089 --> 00:16:59,790
Oh. Sure.
339
00:16:59,858 --> 00:17:02,292
Sam?
340
00:17:02,361 --> 00:17:03,960
Shit.
341
00:17:04,029 --> 00:17:06,163
Shit?
342
00:17:06,231 --> 00:17:08,031
Yes.
343
00:17:09,668 --> 00:17:12,202
I envy you.
344
00:17:12,271 --> 00:17:15,539
Being a Mormon, it's just about
impossible to get a divorce.
345
00:17:15,607 --> 00:17:19,109
There's all this pressure to make it work.
346
00:17:19,178 --> 00:17:22,946
We have to keep up a fucking front.
347
00:17:23,015 --> 00:17:27,417
Uh-oh. I like this Trinity.
348
00:17:29,221 --> 00:17:32,289
And he's so hateful.
349
00:17:32,357 --> 00:17:35,692
We're both cheating,
but somehow it's just me.
350
00:17:37,963 --> 00:17:39,129
God.
351
00:17:39,198 --> 00:17:43,033
And Morgan is so demanding.
352
00:17:43,101 --> 00:17:46,303
And she has all kind of issues and...
353
00:17:46,371 --> 00:17:48,905
I can't do it.
354
00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:52,309
Honey, it's okay.
355
00:17:52,377 --> 00:17:55,045
It's okay.
356
00:17:55,113 --> 00:17:57,314
I can't do it, either.
357
00:17:57,382 --> 00:18:00,851
You don't have to do it. You don't have to.
358
00:18:00,919 --> 00:18:02,819
You just...
359
00:18:02,888 --> 00:18:06,356
You get up and you do your best.
360
00:18:06,425 --> 00:18:08,124
Trinity.
361
00:18:11,330 --> 00:18:12,462
Hmm?
362
00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:16,900
Dude.
363
00:18:28,376 --> 00:18:29,520
[sighs]
364
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,284
- Well, that proves it.
- What?
365
00:18:32,353 --> 00:18:36,055
- There is no God.
- Yeah.
366
00:18:36,123 --> 00:18:38,891
- He would have been there today.
- [chuckles]
367
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,693
I'm so tired.
368
00:18:40,761 --> 00:18:43,128
- Was that so much fun?
- Yeah.
369
00:18:43,197 --> 00:18:46,131
- Did you have a good time with Morgan?
- Yeah.
370
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,267
See? Remember?
371
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:49,868
We didn't even wanna
have a playdate with her,
372
00:18:49,937 --> 00:18:51,237
and look how nice.
373
00:18:51,305 --> 00:18:53,272
You made a new friend even.
374
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,074
Yup.
375
00:18:55,142 --> 00:18:58,877
So, like, maybe we
should be more open about
376
00:18:58,946 --> 00:19:02,114
who, uh, we have playdates with.
377
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:05,084
Like, you know, what
about that girl Nellie?
378
00:19:05,152 --> 00:19:06,418
What?
379
00:19:06,487 --> 00:19:09,288
I think it would be
nice to have Nellie over.
380
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:12,291
- Who's Nellie?
- The girl from chorus, honey.
381
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,426
Which girl?
382
00:19:14,495 --> 00:19:16,328
The black one, baby.
383
00:19:16,397 --> 00:19:18,964
The one who asked you
for a playdate on Friday.
384
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:21,834
No, they didn't. Her dad did.
385
00:19:21,902 --> 00:19:25,271
No, he asked for her.
386
00:19:25,339 --> 00:19:27,906
No, he didn't. He asked
'cause he likes you.
387
00:19:27,975 --> 00:19:30,175
- I'm tired.
- What?
388
00:19:30,244 --> 00:19:32,511
Wait. Why did you say that?
389
00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:34,980
- About what?
- About Nellie's dad?
390
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,816
- I don't know. Can I have my pet in bed?
- No, Honey.
391
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,652
- Honey?
- What?
392
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,688
- Where's your school roster?
- I don't know.
393
00:19:42,757 --> 00:19:45,357
You probably have one in your
backpack. Where's your backpack?
394
00:19:45,426 --> 00:19:50,195
Mom, you said my backpack is private.
395
00:19:50,264 --> 00:19:52,431
- Private!
- I'm sorry.
396
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,167
Are you getting your period or what?
397
00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:57,836
- Wash your hands.
- [footsteps departing]
398
00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,938
[phone ringing]
399
00:20:00,007 --> 00:20:02,141
Honey, can you go play
in your room for a minute?
400
00:20:02,209 --> 00:20:05,010
- [sighs]
- Quickly.
401
00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,545
[ringing continues]
402
00:20:09,050 --> 00:20:11,784
Sam. Hi. I'm really glad you called.
403
00:20:11,852 --> 00:20:14,386
- Really?
- Yeah.
404
00:20:14,455 --> 00:20:16,889
Can I just say I love you?
405
00:20:16,957 --> 00:20:19,792
You're great. Thanks for coming today.
406
00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:21,794
I've been feeling so much better.
407
00:20:21,862 --> 00:20:25,164
Oh, man, you're so welcome.
408
00:20:25,232 --> 00:20:26,999
You doing okay?
409
00:20:27,068 --> 00:20:30,402
Um, wiped out.
410
00:20:30,471 --> 00:20:33,038
I can't believe that
tomorrow's Monday morning.
411
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:34,807
Yeah.
412
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:37,343
Hey, do you have the school roster?
413
00:20:37,411 --> 00:20:38,243
Why?
414
00:20:38,312 --> 00:20:42,214
Oh, well, you know, um,
415
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,149
I want to get in touch with, um,
416
00:20:44,218 --> 00:20:45,818
that girl, uh, Nellie.
417
00:20:45,886 --> 00:20:47,186
Yes. Nellie.
418
00:20:47,254 --> 00:20:49,521
Yeah. Do you have her mom's number?
419
00:20:49,590 --> 00:20:51,256
Oh, her mom died.
420
00:20:51,325 --> 00:20:54,193
Oh.
421
00:20:54,261 --> 00:20:57,229
That's... Well...
422
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,230
Her dad?
423
00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:00,833
You met her dad?
424
00:21:00,901 --> 00:21:02,401
Oh, yeah.
425
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,403
Um, yeah, we met after chorus,
426
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,839
and he tried to make a playdate, and...
427
00:21:06,907 --> 00:21:09,074
I'll text you Ned's number.
428
00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:12,378
Oh, okay.
429
00:21:12,446 --> 00:21:13,412
Sure.
430
00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:16,281
- Sam?
- Yeah?
431
00:21:16,350 --> 00:21:20,219
Ned is very generous.
432
00:21:20,287 --> 00:21:21,887
What?
433
00:21:21,956 --> 00:21:23,555
With his cock.
434
00:21:23,624 --> 00:21:25,858
I'm not saying don't.
435
00:21:25,926 --> 00:21:29,628
I'm saying go ahead. I'm
trying to save you time.
436
00:21:29,697 --> 00:21:32,698
Just so you know, he's really fun,
437
00:21:32,767 --> 00:21:36,769
and he's good at going back to normal.
438
00:21:38,439 --> 00:21:40,205
[clears throat]
439
00:21:40,274 --> 00:21:42,441
Okay.
440
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:44,610
Thanks.
441
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:47,379
Sure. Bye.
442
00:21:47,414 --> 00:21:51,286
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